Episode 9 Officially Amazing


Episode 9

Ben, Al and Haruka witness record attempts from around the world. Two awesome horsemen are attempting an extremely risky stunt.


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# Officially, officially, officially amazing! #

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WHISTLE FART NOISE

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Welcome to Officially Amazing,

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the show that travels the world

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to bring you the most remarkable raucous and rollicking records!

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Here's what's coming up on today's show.

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Why is this dough being danced with, and not eaten?

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And, # bum bum bu-u-um! #

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Our heroes compete in a cheeky chase for a record.

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But first, here comes the cavalry.

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Hya! Hya! Hyaaa! Oh! Ah!

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Last series we saw world class stunt rider Ben Atkinson

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pull off an astonishing Roman riding

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world record with this incredible leap.

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Now he's back, and he's brought a friend -

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the equally fearless Mike Collin.

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And today, with the help of joyful steed Jasmine, they'll be

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battling each other as they both attempt the world record for...

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This dangerous, exhausting record requires competitors to

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dismount, touch the ground and then remount the horse at a rapid speed.

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Let's get Ben and Mike's thoughts.

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How do you even go about learning that

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kind of trick in the first place?

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That sounds incredibly dangerous.

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Uh, yeah, it is, it's quite daunting at first.

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But you do spend a lot of time in training on a barrel which

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has got a saddle on, so it basically saves the horse's back.

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Neither of you are wearing helmets for this record attempt, why is that?

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We're coming down the sides of the horse, kind of keeping very

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close to the pommels at the front and at the back.

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The straps that the helmets use can easily get caught on these

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pommels and cause serious injuries to the neck,

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so the helmet is not really used for safety reasons.

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Do we think that either of you are going to break the record today?

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-I think Ben can.

-I'm not sure.

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ALL LAUGH

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Fellas, as lovely as this has been, if I want to get the real

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nitty gritty, I'm going to have to go straight to the horse's mouth.

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Jazz, how are you feeling about today's record attempt?

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-JAZZ:

-"I'm chomping at the bit, Ben.

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-"I've been training for this, and I'm in clip-clop condition."

-Hmm.

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Anyway, enough of this horsing around,

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shall we check out the rules?

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"That would be very help-foal. Thank you."

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The horse must be cantering for the entire attempt.

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The rider's feet must touch the floor on each dismount.

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And the record to beat is 16 mounts and dismounts in 30 seconds.

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And remember, Ben and Mike are experienced,

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fully-trained stunt riders.

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Do NOT try and do anything like this yourself!

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Ben's up first, while Mike will help guide

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and encourage Jazz from the centre of the circle.

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Three, two, one, go!

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HORN SOUNDS

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Immediately, we can see the intense skill this requires.

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And look at the physical effort as Ben grips the pommel

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and propels himself onto the saddle!

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This is a really strong start. But oh!

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It looks like Ben somehow got stuck! What happened there?

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You were going great and then something,

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what, your leg got caught?

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The pommel went between my boot and my leg.

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-Just a bit of a dead leg, it's all right.

-Yeah.

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-Ben is quickly back in the saddle.

-Go!

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HORN BLASTS

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Mounting and dismounting a moving horse is hard enough,

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but Ben must also do it at pace.

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To break the record, he needs to be in constant motion.

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And look. Each time he's making sure his feet briefly touch the ground.

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Stunning stunt work!

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Time's almost up. Jazz is going strong, but Ben must be exhausted.

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-Time.

-HORN SOUNDS

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Oh, time!

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Ben lasted the full 30 seconds that time, despite that bang on the leg.

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Before we find out how he did, it's Mike's turn.

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-Go!

-HORN SOUNDS

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And he's throwing himself into this, flinging his legs on and off Jazz

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while ferociously gripping that pommel to retain his balance.

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Speed, strength, coordination, bravery. It's all needed here.

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Can he keep going for the full 30 seconds?

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The strain on the body is immense.

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-HORN BLASTS

-Time.

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Oh, that was time!

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That was excellent! Mike, you must be exhausted after that.

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Little bit, yeah. Whether it was enough? Not a clue.

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So, did either Mike or Ben reach that target of 16?

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Ben, you went first.

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In your attempt, you achieved

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14 dismounts and mounts.

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Mike, you achieved

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-15...

-Oh, you're kidding me.

-..so, one off the record.

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So close!

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So close, in fact, that despite his exhaustion,

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Mike is insisting on one last effort.

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Find out how he does after some dough throwing with Al and Haruka.

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Ah ah ah ahhhhhh whooo!

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-HARUKA:

-Al, do you remember the pizza record attempt

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from our last series?

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-AL:

-Of course I dough!

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Bake That are my favourite boy band of all time!

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-ALL: Pizza dough!

-Pizza dough.

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MUSIC: Everybody (Backstreet's Back) by Backstreet Boys

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Sadly, they failed to break the record for...

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But by popular demand, they are back for another try.

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-# Backstreet's back, alright! #

-Yeah!

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A quick reminder, then.

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For a roll to count,

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the pizza base must be in contact with the body at all times.

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And if the dough tears, the attempt is over.

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The record to beat is 37 rolls.

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Lee Moon Ky is representing the

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band, and he's off!

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Come on, Lee.

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Ping that pizza. Fling that flan.

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Throw that dough. And do it fast.

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Oh, he's dropped it.

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No! What a save.

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Breathtaking stuff.

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Time is almost up. He must be close!

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The very definition of fast food.

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Woo hoo!

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A jubilant scream from the host,

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as the adjudicators check for any tears.

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Has he done it?

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The result is 38.

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38 pizza rolls!

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The boys are dough-lirious with joy.

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But will awesome horseman Mike be celebrating too? Let's find out.

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Ben and Mike both came close to

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that target of 16 mounts and dismounts.

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Now a shattered Mike is giving it one last go.

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-HORN SOUNDS

-Go!

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He needs to be mounting and dismounting faster than once

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every two seconds to achieve world record pace.

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This will take a phenomenal force of will.

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The faster he goes, the more dangerous this is.

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But Mike looks to be in full control.

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-That's it, good!

-Every muscle on his body must be aching.

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Just one tired slip would end his chances.

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Come on, keep going! Lean back.

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He looks exhausted.

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-Come on, Mike!

-Time!

-HORN SOUNDS

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Was all that effort worth it? Has he cracked 16 this time?

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Mark, exactly how did he do?

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In the 30 seconds, you achieved

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16, which equals the Guinness World Records title!

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Congratulations.

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He's too weary to celebrate,

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but what an amazing achievement from Mike, and the joyful Jasmine.

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Now, some more horsing around with three other fighting fillies.

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Huuuuh.

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Aaaaaaah!

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Ah ah ah!

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Yes, coming to a TV near you right now, three legends

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of the silver screen, attempting world records you can try too!

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They are - the icon from Japan,

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Mr Cherry!

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The American dreamboat,

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US Ray!

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And the stiff upper lip himself,

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Britain's Sizzling Steve!

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And they're all starring in...

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-AL:

-Previously on Officially Competitive...

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After faces repeatedly met pie,

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Team USA emerged victorious thanks to a double disqualification.

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That puts Ray joint top

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of the scoreboard with Steve.

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But today's record

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is all about the bottom.

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In our last series, Mr Cherry

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dragged his delicate derriere to victory

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in the bum-scooting event.

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-HARUKA:

-But, can he keep his

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top bottom record intact today,

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in the fastest 20m bum walk?

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Let's get his thoughts, in the team talks.

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What gives your bottom an edge?

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-TRANSLATION:

-Well, my bum

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is constantly in training.

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Even now, it's working, clenching,

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unclenching. It never sleeps.

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-IN ENGLISH:

-Pants power!

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Poo poo poo!

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Cherry bum-scooted twice as fast as Steve last time.

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Will bum-walking be more the Sizzler's style?

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What muscles are you using?

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Uh, the backside, mainly.

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-The gluteus maximus?

-Yes.

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Or in your case,

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the gluteus minimus effortus.

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-Yep.

-Yes.

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How have you prepared your derriere

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-for the task in hand?

-I haven't.

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-Really?

-Yep.

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Fail to prepare, prepare to fail, Steve.

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Ray's rear is always raring to go.

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How are you going to bum-walk

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to the title?

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One cheek at a time.

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One cheek at a time.

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You put your right cheek in.

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Put your right cheek out.

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There we go.

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Well, I've never heard THAT verse of the hokey cokey.

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Let's get to the bottom of the rules.

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Competitors may only move by lifting each buttock in turn.

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Bum-scooting or dragging yourself

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with your feet are not allowed.

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And the record to beat is to travel 20m in less than...

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-Mr Cherry's up first.

-Ready?

-REPLIES IN JAPANESE

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Three, two, one!

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-Go!

-HORN SOUNDS

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And he's exploding into action!

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Sort of.

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Look at this!

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Cherry-san's buttocks were truly made for walking -

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amongst other things.

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HARUKA CHANTS IN JAPANESE

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That's some great encouragement from the sidelines, Haruka!

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What exactly are you saying?

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I'm just telling him to hurry up, and to keep going.

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Oh. I expected it to be one of your

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classic samurai mantras.

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Uh, no. Sorry.

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Ancient samurai mantras rarely involve giggles, Al.

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And Cherry's toe breaches the finish line!

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He's laid down an impressive haunch-let - I mean, gauntlet.

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My bum is bum-alicious!

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Stirring scenes.

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Can Steve be equally bum-bastic?

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-Go!

-HORN SOUNDS

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Yeah, 16!

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Is it true Steve's still carrying a thigh

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strain from the bum-scoot in our last series?

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Yes, but after a nice bath

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last night he's fine! See?

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Look at that lovely wiggle!

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I admit, I was tempted to write Steve off in this event.

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But this is an impressive pace, in terms of bum-walking.

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Yes, Steve may well have found his niche -

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a sport that involves sitting down!

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Mr Cherry must be sweating.

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He desperately needs to win an event!

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Come on! 'Keep going!'

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STEVE: No. -No?

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-Aww.

-He's gone.

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HALF-HEARTED CLAPPING

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Euggh. After all that time,

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he barely made it halfway before bumming out!

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I have big hopes for Ray's little buns of steel, though.

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Do it, Ray!

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-Go!

-HORN BLASTS

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-Go. A ha ha! Here we go.

-And there they are.

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A fabulous demonstration of ro-buttocks!

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-There you go!

-He's almost past

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the point of Sizzler's collapse.

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Could he beat Cherry-san?

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'Come on, Ray! Propel that patriotic posterior!

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Show the world what

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American backsides are made of!

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Rarely have I seen such a brisk bottom!

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These are exciting times in the world of bum-walking.

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Ray has a truly terrific

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tushie-twisting technique.

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Come on, power, let's go!

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Come on, yeah!

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So, did Ray or Cherry come close to the record of

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one minute and four seconds?

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I don't believe I've ever seen such mighty fine bum-walking.

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Could it get even better? Shantha, have we a world record?

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-No.

-ALL: Awwww.

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Fear not! There's still the all-important point to play for.

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Shantha, the results please.

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Steve, I had to disqualify you as you collapsed before the 10m mark.

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Why does Steve look so surprised?

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Ray, I had to disqualify you as you scooted

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and used your feet to drag you forward.

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But that is a surprise! Shantha

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deems Ray's style to be illegal.

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Shockwaves reverberate just outside the bunker -

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a second double disqualification in a row.

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So the winner, with a time of

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1 minute and 13.839 seconds,

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is Mr Cherry!

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CHERRY CHEERS

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Cherry really needed that win -

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he's now top equal.

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Or bottom equal, if you like.

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But who will break clear of the pack

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next time, as our terrific trio

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face a record of truly dizzying proportions?

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Join us then for another feast

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of official fabulousness, like this.

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# Well, Mike and Ben

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# Are amazing horsemen

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# And with the help of fair Jasmine

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# Mike did 16 dismounts

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# A record-equalling amount

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# So we say "well done" to him

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# Our competitors' rears did the talking

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# As they battled at speed bum-walking

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# But a double disqualification

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# Meant that Cherry got some cheeky elation

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# And Lee Moon Ky did the business

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# With his do-ough #

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Pizza dough.

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# But here come the rubbish bits

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# The outtakes! #

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FART NOISE

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HORN SOUND TRAILS OFF

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So, how are you feeling about today's record attempt?

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JASMINE HUFFS

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Whoa-ho-ho-ho! I mean, come on.

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Two awesome horsemen are attempting an extremely risky stunt. A Korean pizza chef gets dizzy with his dough. And Mr Cherry, US Ray and Sizzling Steve compete in a bum-walking race.


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