Bobby and Lenny: Face-Painting Pirates Our Family

# Come and see

# All of our families

# They are different

# Just like you and me

# See how we

# Live together happily

# It's fun to be

# Part of our family

# Our family

# Our family. #

Whose family are we going to meet today?

Bobby and Lenny's!

Bobby is five. And Lenny is seven.

They live with their mum and dad in a village by the sea.

I wonder what they're up to today.

-Lenny, what do you want?

-I want an alien, blue.

A blue alien face?

Blue and wet.

Bobby and Lenny are doing some face-painting.

Why don't you put red on it, as well?

Lenny wants Bobby to start with a bit of purple.

-Does it tickle?

-Yeah.

Whoa, that's big!

-Ooh!

-Give it a little bit of water and then put dots on me.

And all aliens have yellow spots.

Do one on my nose.

-Put this paint everywhere, but not on my yellow dots.

-OK.

Whoa! You look like a real alien.

Paint around my yellow dots.

Oh!

Paint doesn't go inside mouths, Bobby!

Don't put it up my nose.

Or up noses.

A little brush around my eyes.

Bobby is being especially careful around Lenny's eyes.

LENNY IMITATES ALIEN

Alien Lenny speaks space language.

BOBBY IMITATES ALIEN

I think Bobby understands.

Is it done yet?

Time for Lenny to meet Alien Lenny.

THEY LAUGH

-What do you think, Len?

-What do you think of it?

It's quite weird, but I like it.

Bobby's turn. He wants to be a shark.

I need some teeth.

Teeth like...tsch, tsch, tsch.

White teeth. Like, coming out of here.

Don't move, Bobby. Don't move.

-Can you do it under my teeth?

-Ooh!

Bobby, what kind of food does a shark eat?

People. I mean, I mean fish.

-Fish?

-And other sharks.

Ooh, that's not very nice.

-Did you do my ear?

-No.

-You did!

-Only a little bit.

And you are done.

-What do you think, Bobby?

-That doesn't look like a shark.

THEY LAUGH

-What about teeth?

-Teeth, yeah.

Bigger teeth, please, Lenny.

-Argh!

-Wah!

-That's good.

-That's good, well done, Len! Well done, Bob.

You both look good.

Bobby, your turn to spin.

Faces clean, the boys play an impression game with Dad.

Lenny...

Lenny's first.

Pretend to be an alien.

I know how to do that.

It's Alien Lenny again.

LENNY IMITATES ALIEN

DAD LAUGHS

A dancing alien!

Very good, very good, come and sit back down, boys.

Bobby, sit down here, come on.

Right, Lenny, your turn to spin.

Bobby.

Make a noise like an elephant.

TRUMPETING

Sounds just like an elephant, Bobby.

That really just sounds like

there's an elephant in the room. Who's next?

-Yes.

-Your go, Dad.

Pretend that you are a cockerel or a chicken.

Right then.

HE CLUCKS

I'm a pecking chicken.

THEY LAUGH

Do another spin. Who's next?

Yes, Lenny.

Lenny's turn again.

Right, Len.

Do an impression of an old person.

It's going to be easy.

Oh, my back! Oh! Oh!

Oh!

THEY LAUGH

OK, all right? Now, last one of the day.

We just have to all do one together.

Pretend that you are a cow.

-Everybody ready?

-Yes.

-Yeah!

-Go!

MOOING

I'm running!

That's a frog, not a cow!

I'm a baby cow.

-Moo!

-Moo!

The family is heading out to a farm to see some real animals.

Look!

-What are they called?

-Alpacas.

There's one called Flower.

One called Rachel, and one called Velma.

-Velma's quite dirty!

-Oh, no!

I want to see Rachel.

There's Rachel, Lenny. She's dark brown.

Rachel! Flower! Velma!

Hello, Velma.

Velma! Come here!

Rachel, Flower and Velma are too busy munching on grass.

Bye-bye, Velma.

Bye-bye, Flower. I hope you enjoy your work.

Time to MOO-VE along to the next animal.

What are those?

Highland cows.

They are so hairy!

Hello, big man, how are you?

Are you looking at me? I know.

Where are your eyes? I think you need a haircut.

I don't think cows have haircuts, Lenny.

There's baby piglets.

Hello!

-MUM:

-Aw, Bobby, look at those.

Jump up and smile. One, two, three.

Hello, baby pigs.

Cybil is the mum.

Is that the mum? And those are the kids.

Yeah, that's it. They're called piglets, Bob.

That's the mummy pig.

-DAD:

-Bobby, why don't you call them in pig language?

BOBBY GRUNTS

Yeah, piggy noise.

Mummy Pig's having a sleep.

LENNY GRUNTS

-I like the little ones.

-Do you?

-Bye-bye.

-Bye, pigs.

-Bye, pigs.

-Bye.

-Go to sleep.

Lenny and Bobby have a special job to do inside the Pet Barn.

Two of the animals need feeding -

Leggy the goat and Lucy the sheep.

BOBBY GIGGLES

Lucy has a munch from Bobby's hand.

-Does it tickle?

-Yeah.

-Does it?

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

Oh! Oh! He's got the bag.

Is it nice? Is it nice?

I think Leggy's hungry.

Bye, Leggy and Lucy.

Leggy and Lucy are fed and happy.

Good job, boys.

Bye, pigs.

Bye!

Back at home, the brothers are putting on a pirate show.

Lenny! Yeah, good idea, a little X

because it's there for the treasure.

That's right, X marks the spot for pirate treasure.

And Lenny has more plans for the show.

And we'll also be singing some songs on the boat.

What if we make one up?

Like... # Ship ahoy, ship ahoy Pirates on the boat

# Ship ahoy, ship ahoy Pirates on the boat

# Ship ahoy, ship ahoy Arrr! Arrr!

# Ship ahoy, ship ahoy Ar-harrr, ar-harrr! #

Super song. Just the costumes and hair to put on.

Don't you think this?

-I don't know about that.

-Nice hair, Lenny.

Can you do my back?

Lenny helps his shipmate into his tunic.

Always be best buddies and partners.

What then for your trousers, Bobby?

I'll try this on.

Ar-harrr!

Do you think this is good?

Lenny looks like a proper pirate.

Just one final touch.

I'm just going to put it on.

Lenny if you are the captain, I'm a captain.

OK, pirate pals.

It's show time.

Ladies and gentlemen, how many can sit in front of us?

Right, oh, I'm excited. I hope this is good.

Today's big show stars Captain Bobby and Captain Lenny

in their quest to find treasure.

-OK, go.

-Let's go.

The pirates set sail with a sing-along.

# Ship ahoy, ship ahoy Arr, arr... #

Join in!

-ALL:

-# Ship ahoy, ship ahoy Arr, arr, arr!

# Ship ahoy, ship ahoy Arr, arr, arr! #

Land ahoy!

The anchor! We need to put the anchor down.

HE IMITATES RATTLE OF ANCHOR

-Hoo-hoo-hoo!

-Where can that treasure be?

Nothing's here!

-Better start digging somewhere else.

-Yeah, the sand's over there.

Go and dig!

-DAD:

-Dig, dig, Len.

Oh, they found it! Well done. You found it.

Shall we put it in the treasure chest?

Quick, hide the treasure from other pesky pirates!

Well done, boys. I'm pleased you found the treasure.

Ooh-arr! That was pirate-tastic!

-DAD:

-Well done, boys.

-MUM:

-Well done, that was brilliant.

I wonder who we are going to meet next time on Our Family.