Postman Pat and the Loch Ness Monster Postman Pat: Special Delivery Service

# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

Meow!

# Early in the morning

# Just as day is dawning

# He picks up all the postbags in his van

# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

# All the birds are singing

# And the day is just beginning

# Pat feels he's a really happy man

# Everybody knows his bright red van

# All his friends will smile as he waves to greet them

# Maybe

# You can never be sure

# There'll be knock...

# Ring...

# Parcels to your door...

# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

# Postman Pat and his black-and-white cat

# All the birds are singing and the day is just beginning

# Pat feels he's a really happy man

# Pat feels he's a really happy man. #

PAT CHUCKLES, JESS PURRS

How long are you looking after Bonnie, Arthur?

Just while Mrs Goggins is on holiday in Scotland.

Well, good luck.

Bonnie's not much of a one for doing what she's told.

Don't you worry, Pat.

I have a natural authority that animals respect.

-Right, Bonnie?

-BONNIE BARKS

Yeah, well, she's a cheeky little thing,

but we get on like a house on fire, really.

Don't we, girl? Oh!

ARTHUR SIGHS

It's all about the tone of voice, Pat.

Calm.

In control.

HE SHOUTS

-PAT CHUCKLES

-Bye, Arthur.

PAT'S MOBILE CHIMES

Hello, Special Delivery Service.

Pat Clifton speaking.

Pat, I've got an unusual one for you today.

How soon can you get here?

We're on our way.

We've got a special delivery, Jess.

-What's it going to be today?

-Meow.

I see what you mean by unusual, Ben.

-What is it?

-It's the Ted Glen super underwater scope, obviously.

Obviously. What's an underwater scope?

I don't know, but it needs delivering urgently to Mrs Goggins.

But she's on holiday in Scotland.

Loch Ness to be exact.

The underwater scope has to arrive today, and it says,

"The delivery isn't complete until

"the underwater scope is out on the water."

-Wow.

-Meow.

It's pretty big.

I think you'd better take the SDS plane.

Right you are. Come on, Jess.

-Setting a course for Loch Ness, Scotland.

-Meow.

Whoa!

Whoa! Righty-o, let's start the training.

You know what? I think I'm going to enjoy this even more than you.

-Ar?

-Now, my lovely.

This will help you to be safe when you're out and about.

I call it, "Stay."

When I say, "Stay,"

then you STAY where you are. Got it?

Now, STAY.

I'm going to walk over here.

HE WHISTLES

Walk over here. And when I turn around...

Bonnie?

Bonnie!

Bonnie!

Right, well, I shall have to commence a missing canine enquiry.

Here we are, Jess.

Bonnie Scotland.

Oh, Pat, you're here.

Hello, Mrs Goggins.

-And...?

-Oh, dear.

I'm forgetting myself in all this excitement.

This is my niece, Flora.

Oh, good to meet you, Pat.

You too, Flora.

Now, where do you want the Ted Glen super underwater scope?

Out on the loch, and quickly.

There's not a moment to lose.

What's the hurry?

The weather, Pat.

No clouds, no wind, the loch is completely calm.

The perfect conditions for finding her.

-Finding who?

-Oh, no time to explain now, Pat.

I'll tell you when we get there.

Bonnie!

Bonnie!

Bonnie?

-Bonnie.

-Hey-up, Arthur!

Sh, I'm trying not to startle her.

-Who?

-There's a missing canine in Greendale.

You mean Bonnie?

Yes, Bonnie.

You haven't seen her, have you, Alf?

Oh, no. Can't say I have.

-Sorry.

-Well, keep an eye out.

Right you are. Bye, Arthur.

I thought the Loch Ness Monster was just a story.

Does she really exist, then?

That's what we're going to find out.

Ted's underwater scope is the key to the mystery, Pat.

It goes into the water and scans the loch,

looking for the Loch Ness Monster.

Nessie, as we call her.

If she's down there, we'll find her.

Right. And finding a monster - that's a good idea, is it?

Oh, Pat. Get along with you.

I've wanted to see Nessie ever since I was a wee lassie.

My Uncle Angus told me all about the legend of the Loch Ness Monster.

-Meow!

-Ooh, gosh!

He used to cross the loch all the time

and thought Nessie was just a fairy tale, until one night,

he saw this great shape rising up out of the water.

-PAT GASPS

-Nessie?

Aye, Nessie.

Nobody believed poor Uncle Angus, though.

For years, he sailed the loch in his boat, the Wee Nessie,

determined to find her again so that everyone would believe him at last.

-And did he?

-Oh, no.

The Wee Nessie sank in a storm.

-Sank?

-Aye, to the bottom of the loch.

But Uncle Angus always said he was rescued by Nessie,

who carried him to the shore that night.

-Wow.

-Meow.

Bonnie!

Hey-up.

-Arthur?

-Oh, it's you, Ted.

Everything all right?

Yes, thank you, Ted.

I'm in the process of apprehending a missing canine.

-You what?

-I'm looking for a dog.

Bonnie's gone missing.

Oh, right.

Hello, hello, hello! What's this?

Looks like I've found some tracks.

Arthur, those tracks were made by my robot.

Not Bonnie.

-Yeah, I knew that.

-Oh, right.

Don't worry, young Bonnie.

PC Selby is coming.

I'll keep an eye out for her.

There, you see?

The other end of the scope is looking under the water.

If it finds Nessie, we'll see her on this screen.

-Gosh.

-Meow. Meow.

Shh, Jess. We won't be able to see Nessie.

Meow.

Meow.

Meow.

Jess! Shh!

Meow? Meow! Meow, meow.

Shh! Jess!

I thought Bonnie was the only mischievous pet in Greendale.

Meow-ow. Meow?

Oh. Hm.

Oh! Oh, er, Dorothy!

You haven't seen Bonnie, have you?

No, I haven't.

Is she lost?

Well, she's not so much lost as, er...

..difficult to locate.

HE GASPS

Ah-ha! Footprints!

Now, let's be having you.

Arthur, those aren't dog footprints.

Be careful.

Be careful? Why?

-What else could have made them?

-HE SHRIEKS

Rosie.

Now, mind how you go.

Whoa!

-Baaah!

-Oh, I say.

SCOPE BEEPS

Oh, the underwater scope has found something.

Something big.

Meow! Meow.

Shh, stop it, Jess!

She's down there somewhere.

Don't worry, if she's there, we'll see her.

Oh, I'm ever so sorry, Arthur.

I don't know what got into her.

Hmm, well, I'd better get back to my missing canine case.

Baaah!

She's close. I can feel it in my bones.

Oh, really?

Your bones must be very good.

If anyone can find Bonnie, I can.

Sharpest eyes in Greendale, me.

I never miss a thing.

ENGINE STARTS

Oh, I can't understand it.

Not a sausage.

We didn't even find Uncle Angus' boat.

Ah...

Meow?

Shall we try another pass of the lake?

-Erm, loch.

-Oh, sorry, loch.

Oh, no, no. You may as well haul up the underwater scope, Pat.

It's hopeless.

The underwater scope, look!

There is some kind of commotion in the depths.

Up, underwater scope.

Up, underwater scope.

What's going on? It's like it's stuck on something.

SCOPE WHIRS

Oh! Nessie!

-Hello, Alf.

-Arthur! Any luck with finding...?

Ruff!

Bonnie! You've found her!

Just like you said you would.

Eh?

Er, yes, it's all in a day's work for an officer of the law.

Don't worry, young Bonnie.

Your uncle Arthur's here.

Ruff!

-What is it?

-It's the figurehead from the Wee Nessie.

What? Uncle Angus' boat that sank in the storm all those years ago?

The very one. Carved in the shape of Nessie herself.

Wow!

Oh, Pat, Flora!

The Ted Glen super underwater scope did help us find Nessie after all!

Just not Nessie the actual Loch Ness Monster.

Luckily, eh, Jess?

Meow...

Oh, but Uncle Angus would be so proud.

The Wee Nessie, home again.

Let's take her back to shore.

Thank you, Pat.

You're welcome, Mrs Goggins.

Special Delivery Service, mission accomplished!

# Special Delivery Service

# Pat is on his way

# Special Delivery Service

SDS!

# What's it going to be today?

# Postman Pat! SDS!

# We all know he's the best!

# Mission accomplished! #