Postman Pat's Greendale Movie Postman Pat

# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat

# And his black-and-white cat

# Early in the morning

# Just as day is dawning

# He picks up all the postbags in his van

# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

# All the birds are singing

# And the day is just beginning

# Pat feels he's a really happy man

# Everybody knows His bright red van

# All his friends will smile As he waves to greet them

# Maybe - you can never be sure -

# There'll be knock, ring

# Letters through your door

# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

# All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning

# Pat feels he's a really happy man

# Pat feels he's a really happy man

# Pat feels He's a really happy man. #

DOOR OPENS Och, good morning, Pat.

-Morning, Mrs Goggins.

-Oh, look, Pat. This parcel's addressed to you.

-Oh, good! It's arrived.

-What is it?

It's a brand-new video camera I've been waiting for.

MRS GOGGINS GIGGLES

Wow! I wonder how it works.

These instructions might help.

Pardon? Oh, yes!

Come on, Mrs Goggins, smile for the camera.

Och!

Oh, no, Pat! You don't want to film silly old me.

I know!

Why don't you make a video diary of Greendale?

What a good idea! Maybe I could show the film at the school hall.

Och, yes. I'm sure people would love to come.

Great. I can film it on my rounds.

Miaow!

Miaow!

Miaow!

Well, I've got a busy day ahead of me, so I'd best be getting on.

-Come on, Jess. ..Cheerio, Mrs Goggins.

-Cheerio, Pat.

-Wait!

-Oh?

-Haven't you forgotten something?

Of course.

Thanks, Mrs Goggins. Cheerio.

Now, then...how do I switch this thing off?

-Good morning, Pat.

-Oh, morning, Dr Gilbertson.

Miaow?

DR GILBERTSON CHUCKLES

-Good morning, Mrs Goggins.

-Och!

Oh...I...didn't see you there.

I've just seen Pat with a video camera.

-What's he doing?

-He's making a video diary of Greendale

to show at the school hall.

You know, when I was a lassie,

I always fancied being in the movies.

-Really?

-Uh-huh. In one of those musicals.

Oh!

Aye. I was quite a dancer in those days, you know.

Do YOU like dancing, Dr Gilbertson?

Oh, no, not me. I haven't got time for all that dancing around.

And who would I dance with?

Aye.

I wonder if the Reverend Timms would like to be in my video.

Do you think this light means the camera is on or off, Jess?

Miaow...

Oh, dear! Never mind. I'll sort it out later.

REVEREND TIMMS PLAYS GENTLE TUNE

Oh, a spot of music!

That's just what my video needs.

Hello, Reverend.

Would you mind if I recorded you for my video diary of Greendale?

Not at all, Pat. I'd be honoured.

Miaow!

And...

camera rolling...

Reverend Timms, take one.

Eyes and teeth, Reverend. Eyes and teeth!

Pardon?

Oh...um... Smile, please, Reverend.

Oh, I see.

Miaow.

-Aren't you delivering the post today, Pat?

-Oh, of course, the post!

Sorry, Reverend.

I was so carried away with my video I forgot all about it.

Oh, ho-ho-ho-ho!

Ah!

PAT WHISTLES "All Things Bright And Beautiful"

Ah, here we are.

-Here you are, Reverend.

-Miaow!

-Thank you, Pat.

-Um...are you all right?

Yes, I'm fine.

-It's hard work playing the piano.

-Well, you'd better have a rest

if you're going to make it to my video show down at the school hall.

-Oh, yes. Thank you, Pat.

-Cheerio, Reverend.

-Goodbye, Pat.

Miaow!

Miaow!

Oh, I'll have to put this down for a minute.

Miaow!

Mia-ow!

Miaow.

# Oh, di-dum!

# Oh-boo-boo-boo-boom! #

Oh, no!

I've posted the instruction manual, too.

I can't finish my video diary without that.

Hello! Dr Gilbertson?

Is there anyone in?

FOOTSTEPS APPROACH

Oh! Oh, hello, Pat.

Sorry to bother you, Dr Gilbertson,

-but I posted the instruction manual for my video camera by mistake.

-Oh!

-Uh...there you go, Pat.

-Thank you.

Would you like to be in my video, Dr Gilbertson?

Uh...no. Sorry, Pat, I... I'm very busy today.

I was...um... I was just... giving the surgery a quick clean.

Oh, never mind. I'm sorry I disturbed you. Cheerio.

Goodbye, Pat.

Hello, there, Pat.

Is that a video camera?

Yes, I'm recording a video diary of Greendale.

-Would you like to be in it?

-<

-Oh, yes!

And we've got the Greendale Rocket all nice and clean.

-You'll want her on your video, won't you?

-Yes!

-How does that thing work?

-That's what I've been trying to find out.

There! That should do it.

Um...is it recording?

-Yes.

-Make sure you get the Rocket's best side, Pat.

Here, can I have a go?

Um...yes.

-Eh-hup.

-Watch out, Ted.

Oops!

Sorry, Pat. I'll help you pick 'em up.

Oh, dear.

Quick, Jess! Catch that letter.

Miaow! Miaow! Miaow!

< CRASH AND SPLASH

What on earth has happened to you two?

-Nothing.

-Nowt.

Uh...were you filming just then?

No. But I can film you some more, if you like.

-Uh...no, thanks, Pat.

-We're a bit mucky.

-Oh, well, OK, then. Cheerio.

-Cheerio.

-Bye, Pat.

Oh, dear, Jess.

Nobody wants me to film them.

My video diary of Greendale isn't going to be very long.

Miaow!

-Hello, Sarah.

-Hello, love.

-Hello, Nisha.

-Morning, Pat.

-Cup of tea, please.

-And one of those lovely cream cakes.

-Coming right up.

-I see the camera arrived.

-Yes.

-What's wrong?

-I'm trying to record a video diary of Greendale

but hardly anyone wants to be in it. People are acting strangely.

-Really?

-There you go, Pat.

-Thank you.

Slu-rp!

-You can film us.

-Yes, you can record us icing these cakes.

-What a good idea!

-Purr!

OK, and...

action!

Um...what does that mean?

That means you can start icing now.

Oh. Oh...I see...

Miaow!

-Why don't you tell me how you do it?

-Oh... Uh...

When you ice a cake...

..you need to be very careful.

And...make sure you take your time.

-(What should I say now?

-I don't know.)

Miaow!

-CRASH!

-Jess! That was MY cake.

-Miaow!

-I'll clean that up.

Miaow!

Oh! Oh, dear.

-Oh, no!

-Oh!

-What's happened here?

-Uh...nothing.

-Where did the cakes go?

-The fridge.

-The cupboard.

-The cupboard.

-The fridge.

-What a strange day this is, eh, Jess?

-Miaow!

Oh, well, I'd better be going. I'll see you tonight at the video show.

-Bye, Pat.

-Bye, love.

So...who's in the film, then?

Well...I was the first person Pat filmed.

And I provided the music, of course.

Hello, everyone.

Thank you for coming to see my video diary of Greendale.

I haven't had a chance to watch it myself...

but I hope you all enjoy it.

Oh, look!

-That's me up there.

-I don't remember that bit.

JAZZY TUNE Oh, my goodness!

AUDIENCE GIGGLES

Oh, my goodness!

LAUGHTER

Oh, dear! I'm terribly sorry, Reverend.

Wow, you rock, Reverend.

Oh, really?

Oh, dear!

Miaow!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Miaow!

Where is that? I certainly don't remember filming this.

-TANGO MUSIC

-Oh!

Oh! Oh, no!

Well, I never!

Oh, I am sorry, Dr Gilbertson.

I must have forgotten to switch the camera off.

-Wow, Mum, I didn't know you could dance.

-Oh, dear!

CHORUS OF LAUGHTER

Oh, dear!

-Can I have a go?

-Yes.

Oops!

Oh, dear!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-So THAT'S what happened!

-You're so funny, Dad.

Oh-oh!

-Oh, dear!

-LAUGHTER

-Oh!

-Oh!

Oh, no! How embarrassing!

Oh, dear! I AM sorry, love.

-Hah-hah! I suppose we DO look pretty funny.

-Yes, we do, don't we?

Oh, I'm so sorry, everyone.

This isn't quite what I expected.

-No, it's better!

-EVERYONE LAUGHS

-Sorry?

-The funniest thing I've ever seen.

Hear, hear!

Who'd have thought we all had such...hidden talents?

Oh, dear! Next stop Hollywood!

You mean, you liked it?

Yes, Dad, you're the best director ever.

Miaow!

EVERYONE LAUGHS

Subtitles by Audrey Flynn BBC Broadcast 2004

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