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# Postman Pat, Postman Pat Postman Pat

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# And his black-and-white cat

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# Early in the morning

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# Just as day is dawning

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# He picks up all the postbags in his van

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# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

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# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

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# All the birds are singing

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# And the day is just beginning

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# Pat feels he's a really happy man

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# Everybody knows His bright red van

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# All his friends will smile As he waves to greet them

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# Maybe - you can never be sure -

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# There'll be knock, ring

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# Letters through your door

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# Postman Pat, Postman Pat

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# Postman Pat And his black-and-white cat

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# All the birds are singing And the day is just beginning

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# Pat feels he's a really happy man

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# Pat feels he's a really happy man

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# Pat feels He's a really happy man. #

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Ooh! That's the lot, then, Jess. Off we go!

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SHOP BELL RINGS

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Pat! Wait! I forgot to give you this parcel.

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It's for Ted Glen.

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Oh, thanks, Mrs Goggins.

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-Funny shape, isn't it?

-JESS MEOWS

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PACKAGE HOOTS

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-HOOT!

-Oh!

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Goodness me, Pat.

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Was that you?

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No, it certainly was not!

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It was that parcel of Ted's.

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HOOT! MEOW! HOOT!

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Whatever can it be?

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No idea! We'll have to wait till Ted opens it.

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See you later, Mrs Goggins.

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Bye, Pat!

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MEOW!

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COWS MOO

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-They don't look very happy, do they, Mum?

-No, they don't.

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Oh, dear. They haven't been giving much milk.

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They do seem a bit poorly. I'd better see if Amy can look at them.

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Poor cows!

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MOO!

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-Hello, Pat.

-Morning, Dr Gilbertson.

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Hello, Reverend. How are you today?

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All the better for a nice cup of tea, thank you, Pat.

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Here are your letters, Doctor. There's a package for you too.

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HOOT!

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Um...is your tummy poorly, Pat?

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No, Doctor.

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It wasn't me.

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It's this parcel of Ted's. It's making very strange noises.

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HOOT!

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HOOT! Oh, I see!

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What on earth would make noises like that?

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I don't know but I can't wait to get to Ted's and find out!

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Bye!

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BOTH: Bye, Pat!

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Strange sounds indeed.

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More tea, Vicar?

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This should do the trick for Alf and Dorothy.

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I just hope Pat's got that parcel for me, so I can get it finished.

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HOOT!

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MEOW! HOOT!

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Don't worry, Jess. That parcel can't hurt you.

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MEOW? MEOW!

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-What do you think, Amy?

-Well, I can't find anything wrong with them.

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They just seem rather miserable.

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Oh, dear. What can be the matter?

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Maybe they're bored, Mum.

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I don't think cows can get bored, can they, Amy?

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Not really, no.

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They're usually very happy just being out in the fields.

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MOO!

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They are bored, Katie, I'm sure they are.

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Yeah.

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Oh! Come on! I've got an idea.

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Go on, now, you sheep! BAA!

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Get away with you!

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Shoo! Shoo!

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Will you look at that, Dorothy? They've started on my broccoli!

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Oh, dear!

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Hello. What's going on here, then?

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Oh, Pat.

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We're in such a pickle.

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The sheep have taken a liking to our green vegetables, Pat.

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SHEEP MUCH HAPPILY

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Ah, I see what you mean.

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Oh, no! Shoo!

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Leave my cabbages alone, you naughty sheep!

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What will you do?

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Ted's invented summat to help. He'll be along in a bit.

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I'd better get over to Ted's, then.

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I've got a noisy parcel to give him. Good luck with your vegetables!

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Thanks, Pat.

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TED HUMS CHEERILY

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PATS VAN APPROACHES

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PARCEL HOOTS Hey, up? What's that!?

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Oh, it's you, Pat!

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You don't sound too good.

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It's not me, Ted! It's this parcel of yours!

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Oh, sorry!

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-Well, what's in there?

-It's been scaring poor Jess all morning.

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Meow!

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What's in here, Pat, is...

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..a set of bagpipes!

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-I didn't know you can play the bagpipes.

-I can't!

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They're for my Ted Glen Automatic Sheep Disperser.

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-Watch.

-Hmm.

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The sheep go into the vegetable patch...

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they like the look of this juicy giant cabbage and move towards it...

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they step on these bellows and...

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BAGPIPES PLAY LOUDLY Meow!

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Ooh!

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The sheep'll run away and Alf and Dorothy's vegetables will be saved!

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That's amazing, Ted! Well done!

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Thanks, Pat. I'd better get this down to Thompson Ground right away.

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-Good luck!

-Bye!

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Moo!

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Go on, you start.

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Um...

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I don't know what to say.

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Oh! I'll do it!

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SHE CLEARS HER THROAT

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Good morning, cows.

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COWS MOO

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This is your lucky day.

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Moo?

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Just for you, Tom and I would like to perform

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the exciting story of Little Red Riding Hood with...

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puppets!

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COWS MOO DISINTERESTEDLY

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I'm going to take this basket of cakes to Grandma, Daddy.

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Be careful in the forest, Little Red Riding Hood.

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Don't stop and talk to any big, bad wolves!

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I won't Daddy!

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See you later. Mwah!

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COWS MOO

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I don't think they liked it.

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Shh!

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Oh!

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It's very DARK in this forest.

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Hello, little girl.

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What have you got in your basket?

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Are you a big, bad wolf?

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Yes!

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Then I'm not allowed to talk to you.

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Go away!

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COWS MOO

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No! Not you! I was talking to the big, bad wolf.

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It's no good, Katie.

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I just don't think they enjoy theatre.

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I said we should do Cinderella!

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-Oh, Alf, that one's just had my best beetroot.

-Come on, Ted!

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We'll have no vegetables left at this rate!

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Don't worry. Nearly there.

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And if this doesn't do the trick, I'll eat my hat.

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There! The cows are going to love our skateboard tricks.

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-Yeah!

-Come on, cows! Come and watch this!

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-Moo!

-You go first, Tom.

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Da-dum!

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Moo.

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I think she liked it!

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Let's see what she thinks of your stunt.

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-That was cool.

-Did you enjoy that?

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Moo.

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Oh.

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COWS MOO

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Honestly, I don't know why we bother, Tom!

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-Those cows are just cranky.

-Hello, Katie.

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-Hello, Tom.

-BOTH: Hello, Pat.

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I hear you've been trying to cheer these cows up.

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They don't want to be cheered up.

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No. They're just cranky cows.

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COWS MOO GRUMPILY

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They certainly don't look too happy.

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BAGPIPES PLAY IN THE DISTANCE

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What on earth's that terrible noise?

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Ah, that's the Ted Glen Automatic Sheep Disperser.

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Ted's using bagpipes

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to scare the sheep away from the Thompson's veg patch.

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Our cows don't look scared.

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COWS MOO ALONG TO THE BAGPIPES

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You're right, Tom.

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Hmm. I wonder...

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-What is it, Pat?

-I've just had an idea. I'll be back soon.

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Oh. They're not scared at all!

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-I just don't understand it.

-You'd better start eating your hat, Ted!

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CROWS CAW

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And where did those birds come from?

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CROWS CAW

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Oh, heck! It's attracting them, not scaring them off!

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Ted! Alf?

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-How's it going?

-Oh!

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It's a disaster, Pat.

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Oh, dear.

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Ted, can I borrow your bagpipes, just for a short while.

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-You can take them away for good.

-Thanks.

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-Bye!

-And hopefully you'll take the crows with you an' all!

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I was sure those bagpipes would do the trick.

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MACHINE EMITS HIGH-PITCHED SQUEAK

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SHEEP BAA

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CROWS CAW

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-Well, I never!

-Oh!

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Your invention worked after all!

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-You just needed a different sound, Ted.

-Hmm.

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Oh, here he comes!

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What's that funny thing?

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Bagpipes. They're a musical instrument from Scotland.

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What's this good idea of yours, Pat?

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Well, I noticed your cows seemed to like Ted's bagpipe sounds.

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And I thought, maybe, they were missing their home in Scotland.

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It might cheer them up to hear some Scottish music.

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-I didn't know you could play the bagpipes.

-I'm not sure I can!

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-But I'll give it a go.

-Meow!

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COW MOOS

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-PAT PLAYS THE BAGPIPES BADLY

-Here goes then.

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PAT IMPROVES

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Pat's making rude noises!

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-THEY LAUGH

-Shh!

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That sounds nice, Pat.

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Look at the cows!

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COWS MOO HAPPILY

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They love your music, Pat.

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Thank you!

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I think you were right, Pat. The cows were homesick for Scotland.

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The bagpipes made them feel better.

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Moo! Moo!

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-I'll pop in and give them a tune.

-Will you play some more now, Pat?

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Course I will!

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I think even Jess likes the bagpipes now, don't you, Jess?

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Meow!

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PAT PLAYS THE BAGPIPES

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CROWS CAW

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