Lousy Laundry Prank Patrol Down Under

'Today, Oakley joins the Prank Patrol.

'Her mission - to cause carnage in a lousy laundry.

'Famous stars drop in and a few sparks fly.'

# Here we come, they're all alone

# Where they'll strike, nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

-# Scotty and the Ninjas, too

-Ninjas!

# Here we go Come on, join the Prank Patrol. #

-Oakley?

-Yeah.

-That's you, isn't it?

-Yeah.

-Are you ready to make your dream prank come true?

-Yes.

-You're our newest member of the Prank Patrol.

It's me. It's Scotty.

Does it look better with the mask?

You need this, your prank badge

and this, your prank jacket. Whack that on.

-Mum, can I take her pranking?

-No worries.

Why are you sitting down? We've got to get pranking! See you, Mum.

'This is Oakley. She loves jazz, ballet and tap dancing,

'can do a high kick over her head and has a dog called Molly.'

Hi. I'm Oakley. I really want to prank my cousin, Danielle.

Can you help me, Prank Patrol?

'The target of Oakley's prank is her cousin, Danielle.

'Oakley describes Danielle as super sporty

'and an awesome basketball player.

'Once she got to meet the Veronicas.

'When they get together, it's all about silly songs and dancing.'

OK. This is the spy van. Now, get in!

Welcome to the Prank Patrol spy van.

This is where we plan all our pranks.

So, how much pranking have you done?

I haven't done any. I need to learn from the best.

Here at Prank Patrol, we are more than happy to help you out.

So, tell me about the target of your prank.

My cousin, Danielle. We don't see each other often.

When we do, we come up with funny plays and dances.

What will her reaction be like?

I think she'll crack up laughing.

-Any ideas for pranks?

-Something to make her laugh.

Let's look in our prank files and see if anything jumps out.

-Sound good?

-Yes.

"Scotty, you forgot to flush the toilet."

Yuck! "Love, Mummy."

-I don't forget to flush the toilet!

-Of course.

-Let's move on.

We need to find the perfect prank file for Danielle.

So, we've got Dinosaurs Alive.

No. What's that one?

This one - Lousy Laundry? The blueprint for this is

one laundry, one crazy laundry owner,

a celebrity wash in the laundry

and then a washing machine that's out of control.

She likes to laugh at things that go wrong.

Everything's going to go wrong in the laundry. Let's get to it!

Put it here. We've got the prank. Ninjas, let's roll!

'We need to build a special soapsuds flying washing machine

'with a few extra sparks to add to the drama.'

Right. Time to see Peter from our Prank Patrol art department.

-You cool?

-Cool.

-Let's go.

Oakley, this is Peter.

-Hi, Oakley.

-Peter, this is Oakley.

Tell Peter what we want from him.

-I'm pranking my cousin -

-Hang on!

Peter, get out of there! Come over here.

You're crazy!

I'm pranking my cousin, Danielle, in a Laundromat.

I want lots of bubbles and soap coming out of the washing machine.

This machine is a foam generator.

It makes foam like you have in a bubble bath, but lots of it.

-Danielle will go crazy.

-Let's test this out.

-Can we give it a whirl?

-Sure.

We'll have this coming out of the washing machine all the time.

We'll have this one going, as well, which will make that.

-Will it make Danielle laugh?

-Yes.

-I hope she likes this.

There you go, Peter.

'Oh, no! The bubbles are starting to cause trouble.

Danielle... (INAUDIBLE)

-Steady!

-What's up?

-I need more fluid.

Could you give me that laundry powder? That one.

Sure. How much do you need? Peter!

You Ninja wannabe!

-THEY CHUCKLE

-Ninjas!

THEY LAUGH

Argh!

Argh!

Oh, I don't believe that! You've covered me in water!

'Prankster Oakley is on her way to creating a soap opera

'when she pranks her cousin, Danielle, at a Lousy Laundry.

'Will the soapy fizz get Danielle in a tizz?'

We need to get a crazy laundry lady.

Someone who will take people's laundry,

then she can shrink someone's sweater and blame it on Danielle.

Yes. I love it. We're going to need a casting couch.

Thanks, Ninjas. We now need to cast the owner for the laundry.

Do you know what you're looking for?

Someone old who looks like a laundromat owner.

-What are they going to look like?

-We'll know when we see her.

I love to cook, clean and wash.

-I think she might need a shave.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

Great with an iron.

My name is Betty. I haven't cleaned before, but I'd like to learn.

Oh, man!

With the baby due in just under a week,

I can't stop cleaning, washing, ironing.

-What about her?

-That's a bit risky. She might have the baby on the day.

I love laundry! I absolutely love it!

I love it when people come in my shop and trust me to do their washing.

I pick up all the washing and throw it in the machine.

-That's her!

-This one?

-That's who I want.

Come on. Come to my laundry.

-Well, if she's your choice, we can totally get her.

-Ace!

We need to think of someone famous to go to the laundromat.

Someone Danielle will love. She can do their washing, too.

-She really loves Kylie Minogue.

-Kylie Minogue? Loving it!

Hey. I love this show!

'If someone has a favourite T-shirt,

'here's a recipe that will prank them just a little.'

'Buy a second shirt identical to your target's favourite,

'only get one a size or two smaller.

'When your target's favourite shirt is in the wash,

'swap it with the smaller one you bought.

-'Then wait for your fine work to be noticed and appreciated.'

-'Argh!'

'Make sure you keep their treasured T-shirt safe and handy,

'or else your target might have a small fit.'

'Today's prankster, Oakley, is setting up a Lousy Laundry,

'where everything's set to go a little bit crazy,

'a little bit explosive and a little bit messy.'

We need to call Danielle and get her reeled into the prank.

I'll tell her I'm doing a fundraiser for school

and my job is to help at a laundromat.

-You ready to go?

-Yes!

-Fingers crossed.

-"Hello?"

-Hi. Is that Dani?

-"Yeah."

-Hi. It's Oakley.

-"Hello."

I'm ringing to make sure you can come to the laundromat.

"Yeah, I can. What time is it?"

I'm not sure. My mum organised all that stuff.

-"Our mums can talk about it."

-Yeah, sure.

-"I'm definitely going."

-OK. Good. Alright. See ya.

-"See ya."

-'Bye.

That was fantastic!

I think that was the best phone call we've ever had on Prank Patrol.

She will definitely find it funny.

She'll have such a shock when Kylie Minogue rocks up,

when the laundromat goes crazy and she's not there to help out.

-Well done! Let's go to the laundry!

-Yes.

I think my friends at school will find the prank really funny.

Everything's going wrong. I can tell them everything that happened.

Hi, Oakley. It's Mum here. Good luck for the prank today.

Hi, Oakley. It's Aunty Helen.

You'll have one up on Danielle after today.

Hope you have a great day. Dani, I hope you get a big surprise!

'Time to clean up this act. Ninjas, let's hotfoot it.'

Right. Come on. Here we are at the prank location. Let's do it!

-This is it. What do you think?

-It's awesome!

This is Vivian, our Prank Patrol actor who you chose.

-Pete's in here doing the finishing touches.

-Hi, guys!

-How are you feeling?

-I'm really looking forward to this!

I can't wait to see Danielle's face when she sees this!

Now, Oakley, there's someone I'd really like you to meet.

-Who?

-My very special niece, Kylie Minogue!

-Kylie Minogue?

-Well, nearly.

-Oakley, I'd like you to meet Kylie, or Lucy.

-Hello.

Lucy's a Kylie Minogue impersonator. She's the best in the business.

-Thank you.

-Actually... Hey, Pete?

Thanks for that. We can check out some of her performances here.

UPBEAT MUSIC

-Pretty good, isn't she?

-Yeah.

We need you to pick out an outfit Kylie will wear to the laundromat.

Before we do that, I want to... Thanks, Pete. And that one. Ta.

I want to take a photo of you two

for Vivian's celebrity photo board that our art department made up.

It's just fake celebrity photos to really fool Danielle

-this is the real-deal celebrity laundromat.

-Cheese!

Oakley, we need to chose something for Kylie for the prank.

-Something casual. How about that?

-No.

-This!

-Er, no.

-We're in 2009.

-This!

-That's a skirt.

-A nice ritzy-ditzy jacket.

-Yep. That's it.

-You like it?

-Yes.

-That's the one? Happy, Kylie?

-Happy.

Fantastic. There's only one more thing to do -

release the Ninjas!

'The blueprint for Oakley's prank is one laundry,

one crazy laundry owner,

one celebrity wash and one out-of-control washing machine.

'What kind of laundry is this? A lousy one, that's what.'

I think Dani will be shocked when Kylie Minogue comes in.

She'll be, like, "Oh, God! It's Kylie Minogue!"

'It's prank time!'

-Oh, hi!

-GIRLS: Hi!

-Welcome to the laundry!

It's really nice for you to come and see me!

-You're Oakley and you must be...?

-Dani.

Dani. And you like to be called Dani? Lovely!

-Now, Oakley, you take that.

-OK.

You have to wear this, I'm afraid. It's to protect your nice clothes.

-'Protect them from what?'

-We don't want to break your glasses.

OK. You look lovely!

Thank you so much for coming to help out.

I'm so pleased. It's very good of you to do this for charity.

The first thing you have to do

is help me do my good luck dance.

-'Good luck dance?'

-I hope that you both like dancing.

Ready? This is it!

UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

# La-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la-la-la! #

# Ooo-hoo-hoo! # Come on, girls!

'It looks like this laundry lady needs to get out more.'

Ha-ha! This is wonderful!

Lovely!

Ah! I think that's enough.

What I'd like you to do is sort these clothes out for me

so that they don't mix. White doesn't mix with colours and stuff.

-Otherwise they run and I get into terrible trouble.

-OK.

I think you just colour them.

That says K Minogue.

-K Min...

-Sorry?

-That says K Minogue, as in...

Yes. Kylie. It's Kylie.

-She's my niece.

-'Your niece?'

-So, these are her clothes?

-Oh, goodness me! Come over here.

I do loads of famous people's washing. Look!

All of these people. And look, there she is, my favourite niece!

Thanks to her, they all come to me.

I am a washer to the stars!

It's lovely, isn't it?

You can see all of them. Look!

They're all Kylie's friends. She's got lots of friends.

-Can we have a look at her, like, costumes?

-Yes, go ahead!

Go ahead. She's not here. Come on, girls. Let's have a bit of fun.

Let's see.

Oh! What would you look like in that?

THEY CHUCKLE

Oh, dear! You'd look lovely!

Do you think your mum would let you wear that onstage?

Would she mind us touching?

No. You hold that one. OK.

And then you can hold that one.

And then we can just twirl. Come on.

Twirl! Twirl and twirl!

Isn't it lovely! Isn't it beautiful?

-So, do we need to wash any clothes?

-Yes, you do, actually.

Do we put the wet ones in the dryer?

Yes. For the minute, just put them in there.

-But we won't put it on yet.

-OK. So we'll just...

-OK?

-Have you only got one?

-I think so.

I don't know how to wash!

-Me neither.

-THEY LAUGH

Hey, look at you! You've done brilliantly!

Put these...just put this in here.

And where's...where's Kylie's hot pants and her top?

-We've put them in the drier.

-You've put them in the drier?

OK. OK, we'll start the drier.

As far as I know, it takes a dollar. I should know, shouldn't I?

I work here. Hah! OK. One dollar.

I think... BEEPING

Yes! CLAPPING

Yey! Success! Right. We'll carry on.

-Are you OK?

-Yeah.

We need to put the clothes in the washing machine.

You do it. I tell you what, I'll open it

and then you can put them in. Then you learn how to use it.

Alright?

-'Looks pretty straightforward.'

-Now we need some powder.

Danielle, can you pick the powder up for me and bring it over?

SHRIEKING

Oh no! Oh!

Oh no, no, no, no! Stop it! Stop it!

-Quick, quick.

-It's got a hole in the bottom.

-Has it? Bring it over.

Let's put some of it in the washing machine. Pick it up, pick it up.

Here we go. In the washing machine. Quick. Let's just put it in.

Don't worry, let's just put it that way.

Oh dear. Oh dear! What a mess! LAUGHS

-We'll clean it up.

-Yes, please. You are good girls.

-Dani, can you put some in?

-Just put some in there. OK.

Just put it in there. That's it. Good girl.

Don't worry. It happens all the time.

I have the craziest things happen in this laundry.

'Somehow, I don't think we've even seen the beginning of crazy!'

Now I think we'll go upstairs. Come upstairs with me.

Both of you. We'll get some- SNEEZE

Bless you! SNEEZE

Oh! Bless you! LAUGHTER

I think it's the soap powder making you sneeze.

OK, it's around here.

'Time for me to do a quick bit of clothing alteration.'

DRAMATIC MUSIC

'This is definitely something you shouldn't do at home, kids!

'Nope, they don't suspect a thing.'

VIVIAN SINGS

'My work here is done.

'Time for our laundry workers to return to the scene of the crime.'

-OK. Oh, look at this mess!

-We'll clean it up.

-OK, you clean up, guys.

-'What helpful volunteers.'

Do you have to wear school uniform to graduation?

'Here comes a very strange washing delivery.'

-Can you guys move that?

-OK.

Come on.

-Clean those as soon as possible.

-Excuse me. Excuse me.

-I'll be back at seven.

-Sorry?

-I'll be back at seven!

-What?

-I need them clean.

-No, no, no, no. I'm sorry.

What's he doing? No, no.

This isn't a washing machine kind of dishwasher.

-Come back!

-Doesn't he get that he can't wash dishes?

-DISTANT SHOUTING

-What is this?

I don't think he gets that we can't wash dishes.

This wouldn't happen all the time, if she knew it would, why...

Oh well. It's scary in here!

-What will happen next?

-'Good question.'

Oakley, could you turn the machine on for me, please?

-Thank you.

-What was the dishes for?

I don't know. Do it now. I don't know.

-I'll have to-

-How does she do it?

-She just switches that.

-Do you just push it?

-Yes, that button.

-Uh-oh! Not that button!

-OK, I'll carry on...

SHRIEKING

-What did you do?

-I didn't do anything!

-I swear.

-Oh my goodness!

Oh no! I...I...I don't know what we're going to do.

-What are we going to do? It's gone bang.

-She pressed the button.

Oh no. Oh my God, now what's happening?

-The bubbles!

-What?

LAUGHTER

Oh no! SHRIEKING

There's mess everywhere! SHRIEKING

-Stop it!

-'Look out! Bubble madness!'

-Will somebody get it OK?

-GIGGLING

Stop! Stop it!

-Can you press the-

-I don't know! What do I press?

-Just press any button.

-SHRIEKING

-It's not working.

-Stop!

-Oh my goodness me.

-Oh my God, why did that happen?

-What a mess.

-What happened?

-What did you do?

-I just pushed the button.

She did. I was there. She pressed that button you told her to press.

-Did you put too much stuff in?

-I didn't put any in!

-I'll shut the door.

-Oh my God.

-I don't want any more suds.

-What a mess.

-It freaked me out.

This is terrible. Look, you've got it all over your hair!

Does this happen?

Well, this has never happened before.

I mean, I've often dropped... We've got to clean up, girls.

Something's going to happen again. I know it.

-Everything's happening.

-It's just one of those days, isn't it?

What is it, Silly Tuesday? I don't know. Daft Wednesday or something.

We can't have people coming in here in this mess.

So come on girls, we've got to tidy...

Vivee! How are you?

-Oh! Hiya!

-Mwah!

I haven't see you in so long!

-I know!

-How have you been? You look like you're in a strife here.

The girls put too much powder in the machine. Listen, girls.

I've got such a surprise for you.

My special niece, Kylie, she's just going to pop in, now,

to pick those clothes up that we put in the drier.

-She's coming in to see us!

-Kylie?

-She's coming to see us now!

-Come on!

-Kylie Minogue?

Can we just put it in here?

She's just going to come down in a sec.

-Oh my God.

-LAUGHTER

-What to do?

-Do the corner a bit. Come on girls.

'Time for a visit from a very special visitor,

-'and I don't mean me.' Hiya, darling.

-Hiya darling.

-How are you?

-I'm well.

-That's the way.

-How're you going?

-Look.

-Oh my goodness.

-There she is.

-Hi sweetheart!

-Hello, darling. How are you?

I'm fine, I'm fine. How are you?

-What is going on in here?

-Had an accident with the washing machine.

These two wonderful girls, they put too much washing powder in.

Oh, girls, girls, girls, girls.

-Kylie, nice to meet you.

-Sorry. Hi.

-What's your name?

-Dani.

-Dani, my sister's called Dannii.

Oh, wow! Well, they've come to help me today.

Oh my goodness.

They're good girls, they're coming to work for free.

Right, well. That's...that's...

-They've made a mess.

-The clothes are OK, I hope?

-'Uh-oh!'

-Oh my gosh.

'KYLIE' HUMS

-That's some of my stuff, there?

-Yes.

-There's some in the drier.

-That's fine.

-OK.

-Oh, awesome. I've got a press conference tomorrow, so...

-There's you're lovely jumper.

-It was...

-'Oh no!'

-Viv.

-You've shrunk that.

-I promise it was long.

-Oh no.

-D'you know, I need this...

What did you do? Did you put it...

I've got a press conference tomorrow, I can't wear this.

-Ridiculous.

-I'm sorry.

I've been coming here for years and sending my friends here.

I can't...what am I supposed to do with this?

-I'm sorry. The girls did it.

-You can have your shorts.

-We didn't do that.

-I think Dani put it in.

-'Not me!'

-It says, "Do not dry."

-I'm so sorry.

Eight thousand. Eight thousand... Hot pants, thank you.

I'm sure they're fine.

I can always get the jumper and sort something-

GASPS

-What happened?

-We didn't do anything.

-Did you put some kind of?

-No!

-Who's going to pay?

Does anyone understand? These are the famous...

These are the famous hot pants from Spinning Around. Who's paying?

Who's paying 8,000 for that? These are priceless.

They're probably heritage listed. This is ridiculous.

This is pretty out of control. You were always so good at washing.

I know, I just had somebody come and help me today.

This is the first time and we've had bubbles, everything's gone wrong.

What's all the mess?

They're not used to laundry.

It just all seems like a big set-up.

It does seem like a big set-up.

-Is this a big set-up?

-I don't know.

-We don't-

-Is it?

What's with the bubbles? Everything seems like a big sham in here.

-I don't know.

-What's your name?

-Oakley.

-Oakley, do you know why it's a big set-up?

No.

I think I do. Because you've been taken in by Prank Patrol!

APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER

-No! Me?

-APPLAUSE AND LAUGHTER

-Did you think something weird was going on?

-Yes I did!

I thought Danielle's reaction was so funny to see,

how she was a bit scared and then she started laughing. It was good.

Yes I will get Oakley back. I'll try.

I've got washing here. Can you make yourselves useful and whack it in?

Get to it!

OK, I'll carry- SHRIEKING

What was your favourite weird bit?

When that blew up!

SHRIEKING AND GIGGLING

What's this? Oh no! GASPS

Do you have anything to say to Oakley?

Thank you(!) Not really!

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