Creepy Cloning Prank Patrol Down Under

Today, Liam joins the Prank Patrol.

His mission: to perfect the art of weird and spooky science.

But it'll take a lot more than that to convince his little sister Lily

that he's been made into a clone. Or is it?

# Here they come, they're on a roll

# Where they'll strike nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# You'll maybe find it's in their groove

# Scotty and the Ninjas, too

# Here we go

# It's the Prank Patrol! #

Hey!

Guys! Wait!

Hey!

Wait! Hey!

Hey!

-Liam?

-Hey, Scotty!

Ah!

-So you must be Liam.

-Yeah.

-Did you apply for Prank Patrol?

-Sure did.

Congratulations. You're the newest member. You'll need that.

You also need this, your prank jacket.

-Mum, can we go pranking?

-Of course.

-You're a champion. Ready to go?

-Yeah.

-Hop out. Fantastic, Mum. Enjoy the ride.

-See you, guys!

-Thanks, horses. Let's get pranking.

This is Liam. When he's not fine-tuning his tunes,

he's outside shooting some hoops.

Prank Patrol, I need your help to prank my little sister, Lily.

I want bragging rights.

The target of Liam's prank is Lily.

She loves arts and crafts, dancing and hanging out with Liam.

Come on! Give me 20!

All right, Liam. Welcome. Straight down to business -

-who are we pranking?

-My little sister Lily.

-Isn't it your job to look after her?

-Not any more!

I've got the perfect prank in mind in our secret files.

-It will be great for you. Do you want to see it?

-Sure.

Let's look in our prank files.

My ninjas email me all the time.

Scotty is trying to squeeze the longest piece of toothpaste?!

See, the ninjas are really jealous of me.

-They try to make me sound uncool.

-Right.

-Let's get on to this prank.

Oh!

They keep filming me everywhere!

'Yes!'

-Why would they be jealous of that?

-It WAS the longest piece.

-You still think I'm cool, don't you?

-..Yes.

Let's move on to the prank. It's called Creepy Cloning.

-Ever been cloned before?

-No.

-Really?

-No.

I clone myself all the time. This isn't the real Scotty.

So we'll send you to volunteer some of your DNA at a lab

where the scientist is cloning turtles, lizards and reptiles.

-Sound cool?

-Yeah.

-So you and Lily will rock up,

but it's not just reptiles.

-In fact, he's making exact talking copies of you.

-Of me?

Yeah, you. And Lily will witness it.

-How cool is that?

-Awesome.

-I bet you're wondering how we'll do it.

-How?

-Leave it to Prank Patrol.

-First, know what we need?

-What?

-We need another you!

Ninjas, let's roll!

For our cloning caper to be convincing,

we need to head to Prank HQ to meet our expert

who can make the unbelievable believable.

-Liam, I'd like to introduce you to Mia.

-Hiya, Liam.

-Hi.

Mia is our makeup and special effects extraordinaire.

If anyone can make you another you, it's going to be Mia.

Give her a run down on the prank.

I'm pranking my little sister Lily in a science lab.

-I need a clone of me.

-So we need another Liam?

-Yeah.

-Where do we get started?

-We'll start with your face cast.

Let's get Liam into our lab.

Making an exact copy of someone is no easy task.

It involves several highly-specialised steps.

Liam looks like he's becoming a mummy,

but this special fast-drying mixture

ensures Liam doesn't have to stay covered up like this for too long.

After the head is complete, we bring it to life.

-It's looking great.

-Thank you.

-Let's take off a few hairs here.

-That's really looking like me.

It's the coolest and freakiest thing I've seen in my life.

-Maybe a bit of a haircut.

-Can you make your face like that?

Shut your eyes for a few seconds.

'Before you know it, Liam has a living, breathing copy of himself.

-'Well, maybe not breathing.'

-Mia and Justin who made the clone

have absolutely nailed it. It's a spitting image of me.

It's perfect. There's not even one bit wrong.

I've never seen such a great stunt double. It's like a mirror.

-Do you want to hear him talk?

-Yeah.

-Why are you asleep?

-"I'm a bit tired."

-It sounds nothing like me.

-"Nothing like me."

-What do you reckon, Liam 2? "Exactly the same." Agree?

-Eh...

It's two versus two.

Just in case, I think we can get this professionally done.

Agree? "Nope!"

'In order for Liam Mark II to sound the same,

'we need to record a few stock phrases in Liam's own voice.'

Help me. Help me!

Where am I?

Lily, is that you?

Nice one, Liam. Let's lay this track down.

One, two, three, four!

Hopefully, my sister Lily will be freaked out or all confused

about seeing a clone of me.

Do you ever wake up and really feel like pranking someone?

Well, you can with today's recipe.

All you need is a plastic cup, a cork, a twist tie

and your target's keys. Attach the keys with the tie to the cork.

Then float the keys in a plastic cup of water.

Then put it in the freezer overnight. In the morning,

make sure you leave a note telling them where their keys are.

When they open the freezer, they'll find them in a block of ice.

And any plans they have to use their keys...

..well, for the next few hours will be frozen.

'Liam is out to prank his little sister Lily

'with a creepy clone of himself.

'With the fake version complete, it's time to see

'what other clones we can create.

'We're on our way to a science lab

'to do some wacky things other than cloning.'

Liam, the ninjas have got the wackiest reptiles they could find

so when Lily's here in the lab they'll mix DNA of different animals

to make a hybrid - two animals into the one.

See this guy here? This is an eastern long-necked turtle.

If we're to make a hybrid, what two animals could make him?

-Probably a snake because of its long neck.

-Yeah.

-And a turtle because it is a turtle.

-Are you a scientist?

-No.

-So what will we call him?

-Snakurtle.

Yeah. Myrtle the snakurtle. Look at him go.

ROAR

-Did you hear that?

-Yeah. I think it was a lion.

-Let's suss it out.

-You heard that, didn't you?

-Yeah.

-Must have come from another lab.

Ah, I thought so!

Liam, this is a lyoodle - half-lion, half-poodle.

-How cool is that?

-Scotty, it looks nothing like a lion.

It will, it will.

Ninjas, we need a lion's mane,

a tail and some raw meat.

-Right, Liam, it's time to turn this poodle into a lyoodle.

-Yeah.

First - pop on the mane.

Good boy!

Good boy. Yeah.

All right. La-di-dah! Look at you!

Oh, yeah!

-What do you reckon about lyoodle?

-He's definitely going to pass.

I love him and I love crackers. I think he's great.

-What's your favourite bit?

-The mane.

I know, it's just great.

What?! Pig's ear!

Ninjas!

Want it?

Ohhh!

Who's that?

"Oh, dear!"

Aaaaieee!

It nearly got me!

'Prank Patrol prankster Liam has whipped up a creepy clone copy

'to weird out his little sister Lily.

'With the Liam copy complete, it's time to add some kooky clones

'and watch the fake fur fly!'

Action!

'We're about to make a video of the lyoodle that Lily will see.'

-Cut! Cut!

-He took my steak!

Take 16, action!

-Here, kitty!

-Give him the meat!

-Who's a good kitty?

-What is your problem?!

I can't work with this!

Sit!

-Scotty, Scotty, Scotty...

-He's happy, I'm happy, you're happy.

Well, Scotty, you nailed it. I think we're ready.

Fantastic. I think you're just about ready to prank.

-Only one more thing to do.

-What?

It's time to... release the ninjas!

The blueprint for Liam's prank is...

a DNA lab, some cleverly cloned animals, a very dangerous lyoodle

and a creepy clone of our prank star.

All the reptiles I've seen are real and moving around.

She'll totally fall for the whole setting of this prank.

She'll think it's a genetic lab.

I'm really excited about it.

I just want to get out of here and prank her right now.

Good luck, Liam. Have lots of fun and the best time ever.

Hi, Liam. Have lots of fun. Make sure you get her good. See ya!

Perfect! Friedrich, clear this. I'm happy.

Dr Reiner, how are you?

-Dr Reiner, this is Liam.

-I'm Dave.

Oh, sorry. Dave, the scientist. Liam, this is Dave the scientist.

No, I'm Dave the actor. I'm not a scientist.

It gets so confusing.

-Liam, your job is to tell Dave, the actor...

-Yeah.

-..how you want him to play it.

-How you were before was perfect.

-My sister will fall for it.

-No problem.

-Just keep it wacky.

Dave, what does that machine do?

Zat's very interesting.

Zis genetically modifies, um...

-Oh, I don't know!

-No idea at all.

-No!

-That's all right.

Liam, you put in the hard yards. We are ready. Dave, so must you.

It's going to be great. Guys, it's prank time!

Liam's asked Lily to donate some DNA at a science lab

-where he had done so the week before.

-Hello, Liam! Come in!

Time to see our mad doctor.

-My name is Dr Karl Reiner.

-Hi!

Thank you for coming in today. Could you put zis on, please?

-It's just protocol.

-Very fashionable.

-For a hygienic lab.

Now today I am going to get your DNA sample

and zen I'm going to get you to fill out a questionnaire.

I just need you to fill zis up for your DNA.

-I need you to fill zis up to the red line.

-That's a lot of DNA!

-With your, um, well...

-Spit it out!

How can I make zis sound delicate? With your spit.

-Spit?!

-Yes, your saliva.

-Yes.

-You will be able to fill zis up to the red line?

-I hope so!

-That's the spirit.

-Don't get nervous. Your mouth won't get dry.

I don't even have any water here, but we don't want to cheat.

I just need your real spit.

Because it's very, very, very important

to have this saliva for DNA of what I am doing.

OK, what I need you to do is to ask the questions into the dictaphone.

Maybe this will get her saliva glands going.

And zen spit, OK? Can I get you to do a test spit?

-You call that spit?!

-Nothing but a little dot!

I could not create anything with zis! Try zis again. ..That's it!

-Now do that up to zis line.

-Easy!

-Or as much as you can.

OK?

-So...what's it for?

-Zis is a genetically-modifying machine.

Anything you put in will multiply and create whatever you put in.

For example, if I put one grape in there, OK?

It will go into ze machine and come into ze bucket

-two litres of grape juice.

-Two litres?!

-From one grape!

-It'll make a huge piece of chocolate?

-Good thinking!

-If you want to.

All you need to do is

put one grain of sugar and one gram of cocoa

-and out comes 16 boxes of chocolate!

-Prank Patrol science!

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, the Wonka man would love that!

Let me get zis ready for you. Lily, test subject...

0627.

Zis is ready to go now. You don't have to worry about ze name.

Just start with ze questions, OK?

You take your time and make sure you do it all precisely, OK?

With Liam and Dr Reiner out of the room, it's up to Lily

to spit out some answers.

How high would you rate your intelligence?

Eight out of 10.

Do you consider yourself to be an interesting person?

Yes.

-Can you lick your elbows?

-Who can't?

-No.

-How's it going, Lily?

-Good.

-You've got a long way to go.

Time for Liam to save Lily from one very dry mouth.

Lily, let's look at the animals.

Look around. Take your spit.

Liam's got a freaky frog surprise.

I can show you some frogs I cloned. They are exactly the same.

-So you cloned them?

-I cloned zem, yes.

What I do is I start with the head and work my way down ze body.

-Right.

-OK? That's how you start.

Ze most important part is ze head.

Then we do ze body two months later.

Doesn't his bad accent make you wanna spit? Yep!

Everything else follows suit. It almost grows itself.

This here, OK, is a baby crocodile.

What we are trying to do is get ze DNA from ze carpet snake

and cross it with the dominant strand, which is ze baby crocodile.

-A snake cross crocodile?

-A snakodile!

-Are you serious?!

-Totally serious.

But we're also making

great strides in tissue generation.

Not to mention prank generation!

We're able to take certain types of tissue samples and grow zem

-hundreds of times faster.

-Can we get back to a bit of chocolate?

Can I look at your spit? That is some very Class A spit!

-Class A spit?!

-Better consistency than yours, Liam.

And a better colour than yours.

Much more healthier, your sister is, than you, I think.

-I like fruits. He doesn't.

-A banana a day keeps the pranksters away.

I wonder what I will create from your DNA compared to yours, Lily.

Oh, I need to show you something. Zis is amazing.

You look so amazed. I'm so excited about zis.

-I just downloaded zis.

-This guy's a bit crazy.

-Say that again!

Zis is from a colleague of mine in Denmark. I put it on a DVD.

Let's see if you can tell me what two species come together

-to form zis one.

-Time to let the prankee in

on some top secret research that has never been shown before.

Oh!

-Is it a dog and a sheep?

-No, no...

-A lion!

-Bingo!

-Yes! It's a lion and a poodle!

A lyoodle! I have some more footage of another type of species

zat is even more amazing than zis.

-I'll go and get it.

-With our scientist out of the room,

time for Liam to kick off the creepy part.

What would you have as a cross if you could choose?

-A penguin and a llama.

-A penguin and a llama?!

-A pengullama!

A llamguin.

'Help me.'

-Did you hear that? A boy said, "Help me".

-I didn't hear anything.

It was behind the top secret door!

'Where am I?'

-Did you hear that?

-No.

-"Where am I?"

-'Is that you?' I heard that.

-There is definitely something weird.

-'Lily, help me.'

-It's you.

-It's you!

-It's not me. Hold on.

-It's coming from over there.

-Don't go in, Liam. Don't!

-She's right.

-'Help me! Where am I?'

-That's creepy.

What is that?! 'Lily?'

-What's going on?

-Our doctor has some explaining to do.

-I didn't go in!

-You're not permitted!

-I told him!

-Who gave you permission?

-Who opened ze door?

-He did.

-Liam!

-SHE opened it!

-Now I'M confused!

-You must not speak of what you saw.

-'Why am I looking at myself?'

-Did you touch the gauge? The temperature gauge?

-'Please...

'Please, help me!' What is that? How come it looks like me?!

It's all right, but you can't say anything.

-How to explain zis? We got your saliva last week, didn't we?

-Yes.

So you made a clone of me.

Basically, um, in short... um, yes, Liam.

What will you do with Lily's DNA?

Maybe make another of your sister.

-KNOCK

-Come in.

Hello, Dr Reiner. I'm here to pick up the clone of my dog.

Is Mr Snuffy Wuffy ready to go?

-Um, listen, no.

-Dr Reiner...

-Have you been cloning kids again?

-No!

-Has he been cloning you?

-You?

-Yes!

-So...what is going on?

Lily, you just got pranked by Prank Patrol!

Hey! Lily! Welcome to the party!

You've been pranked by Prank Patrol and your brother!

-What do you say to him?

-I hate you!

I thought it was strange and weird seeing the lion poodle.

-It's got a mane!

-It's a dog and a lion!

Yes! It's a lion and a poodle. A lyoodle!

-What was the weirdest part?

-The head. It was Liam's voice.

'Where am I?' What IS that?

When I was opening the door, you went, "You're not meant to!"

-What was the funniest thing?

-When she was spitting.

-Were you running out of spit?

-Yes!

-Wondering how you'd do it?

-Yes.

-I'm going to prank you back.

-I still have the bragging rights.

Round of applause. A round of applause.

Congratulations on the prank, Liam.

Scotty!

Oh, yeah!

You start with ze most important part, which is ze head.

Then we do ze body. I'm so excited about zis!

This guy's a bit crazy.

Fill zis up to the red line. A dot!

I could not create anything!

'Help me! Where am I?' What IS that?!