Rockstar Restaurant Prank Patrol Down Under

'Today, Lulu joins the Prank Patrol.

'Her mission - to get a job in a restaurant

'with best friend Charlotte, be a waitress for pop star Stan Walker,

'and then stand back as Charlotte drops, breaks,

'rips and explodes her way through one disastrous dish after another.'

So sorry!

-# Here we go

-# Here they come, they're on the road

# Where they'll stop, nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Scotty and the Ninjas too

# Here we go

-# Come on, join the Prank Patrol

-# Here we go #

THEY CHATTER

-She's just over there. She's just...

-HE GASPS

-HE LAUGHS

-Hey, George.

-Hey, Scotty.

-Um... That one!

Oh, thank you, George! Cheers!

-Now I'll go... Oh!

-HE LAUGHS

-Hey, Miguel! You cool?

-No worries, Scotty.

I can smell mangoes.

-Oh!

-HE GASPS

-I'll grab one of your sausages, Pete.

-No worries, Scotty.

Cheers! Thanks.

-They look nice, though.

-Yeah.

-Hey! Are you Lulu?

-Yeah.

-Did you apply for Prank Patrol's help?

-Yeah.

-And that's you?

-Yeah!

-Congratulations.

You are the newest member of the unit. That is your pass to prank.

Mmm! You'll also...

need this. Oh!

-That's your prank jacket.

-Thank you!

Hey, Mum, is it sweet if we go pranking for a while?

-Sure!

-Fantastic. Are we ready to go?

-Yeah, ready.

-Just a minute, Scotty.

-HE GRUNTS

-Oh, Mum! Please, please!

Lulu, let's get pranking. You can have the rest of that.

-Enjoy. It's great. See you later.

-Have a good time!

This is Lulu.

She loves to dance, and whip up her favourite dishes in the kitchen,

pizza and the odd cake. She likes to just hang out in trees,

and her and her mum love to pull the cat face.

Hi. My name's Lulu, and I need Prank Patrol's help

to prank my friend Charlotte. We're always having a laugh together,

so I thought this was the perfect opportunity to prank her.

The target of Lulu's prank is her best friend Charlotte.

Charlotte likes to dance, play music,

and hang out in the garden with her dog.

Hey, Lulu. Hold up a sec.

You got to love cabana. How good's today?

We got to go to the markets and you get to pull off your dream prank,

because you are our newest recruit. So, who are we pranking?

My best friend Charlotte.

All right. Tell me all about Charlotte.

Charlotte, she's really sweet and fun,

-and whenever we see each other, we have a blast.

-I love to hear that.

-So you guys haven't pranked each other before?

-No.

I think this is going to be too easy. Is she pretty smart?

-She's pretty smart.

-It'll still be easy,

but we need to come up with how to prank her.

This is the most important bit.

-Do you have any ideas what we could get her with?

-Well,

-she does love her music.

-Does she like a music celebrity?

-Yeah!

-Well, Lulu, I think I've got the perfect prank for Charlotte.

-Do you want to check it out?

-Yeah.

-It's called Rock Star Restaurant.

Let's have a look. Oh, excuse me - this is my Ninja mail. Hang on.

Er, "Scotty irons his underpants"? HE LAUGHS

No. I don't even iron my pants or my T-shirt,

-so I would never iron my underpants. That's just silly.

-That's weird.

Exactly. Really weird. Those Ninjas - crazy.

Anyway, let's move on to the prank.

The Ninjas keep filming me. OK, this is a one-off.

-OK.

-I was going to this wear-your- underpants-on-the-outside party,

so I had to iron them, and it was just...

Let's just not tell anyone about this, OK?

-I'm sure you've ironed yours many a time, yeah?

-No.

Let's check out this prank.

This is the one I was telling you about - Rock Star Restaurant.

-Sound cool?

-Yeah, awesome.

We're going to send you and Charlotte

to one of your uncle's restaurants for the afternoon,

but Charlotte will be in charge of a table that has a very special guest.

Get this - rock star Stan Walker!

-No way.

-Dead set. We've wired him up. It is going to awesome.

When Charlotte is his waitress,

she's going to encounter all sorts of problems - a breaking table,

she's going to drop the food,

she's going to serve him a hot-chilli drink

that will make him lose his voice - not good for a singer -

and to top it all off, she's going to put a birthday cake

-right between Stan's very eyes.

-She is going to be so embarrassed!

Yes! Do you think this is the right prank for Charlotte?

-Yes, definitely.

-That's what I want to hear.

-All right, Lulu. You ready to go?

-I'm ready.

-Fantastic!

Ninjas, take us to Prank HQ.

We've got some crazy collapsing props to collect. Drive!

To get maximum laugh-factor out of this prank,

we're going to need our target to literally break, smash,

drop and demolish everything she touches.

All right, Lulu - a real quick drink break before HQ, OK?

Hey, mate, can I just grab a skinny soy decaf frappuccino

with a little bit of lemon and some cinnamon on top? And you?

-I'll just have some water.

-Ew!

-Bob? Bob!

-Hey, Scotty.

I thought we were meeting you at HQ to check out your cool props.

Normally we would, but I really felt like a coffee.

All right. Well, Lulu, this is Bob, our art guy.

-Hey, Lulu.

-Hi.

-Why don't we just do it here?

Sure. Take a seat.

So, what do you think, Lulu?

I'll be pranking my friend into thinking she's a waitress,

so we need her to smash things, drop things and break things.

-Sure.

-Guys, I'll get the waters, OK?

Well, we could have a breaking chair, like you saw,

-or we could have a collapsing tray.

-Yeah, sounds great.

Here's your water, guys.

Awesome, Bob!

-Maybe we could have a collapsing table.

-Yes!

Scotty, while you're there, can you fix this wobbly table?

Yeah, sure, Bob.

-Hey! Really, what's going on?

-I'm so sorry!

I put their glasses... And the table collapsed. I'm so sorry about this!

Let's move to another table, and I'll show you how it's all done.

So, Lulu, let's have a look at how I made all the breaking things.

Now, first of all, a drinking tray. I made a drinking tray,

but on the back, there's a hairline fracture through it,

-so really easy to break.

-Charlotte is going to freak.

The collapsing table. Where the support is, I put a split in it,

and a hinge and a lock. The lock's released.

The table slips - everything on the floor.

-What do you think of that?

-Altogether awesome.

-Excellent.

Sorry about that mess. My bad. It's all cleaned up now. Don't worry.

Er, we need the manager. Where's the manager?

-Hello. How can I help?

-Yeah. Hi, waiter guy.

-I need the manager.

-I am the manager.

You're the manager? Well, how good are you at being a waiter?

-Very good.

-Really? Show me.

Not bad! Not bad at all, eh? But...

you missed a bit.

Nice!

Do you have a friend who gets a kick out of embarrassing you?

Why not return the favour with today's recipe?

All you need for this prank is money and an old piece of cloth

that is sure to make a sweet ripping sound.

Next time you're heading to class, bring your piece of cloth,

and be sure to tell your friends to have their cameras ready.

Have someone you trust plant the money on the floor.

Take out the cloth and get ready to rip.

Just when your target thinks they're rich...

RIPPING

They'll think twice before trying to make a fool out of you.

'Lulu is out to prank best friend Charlotte

'with a waitressing job designed to be a total disaster.

'But will some crazy breaking props be enough

'to get this prank over the line,

'or will Charlotte see through Lulu's hospitality hoax?'

I don't think I'm made to be a waiter.

Lulu, you met Geoff before,

who's our waiter/manager/ champion of the world.

-That's true.

-Why don't you teach Lulu a few of your waiting tricks?

There's a lot to it. You can spend your whole life

becoming a good waiter. You need to anticipate your customer's requests

-before they know they've had them.

-Yeah, right!

How about you just teach Lulu to serve me a glass of water?

There's more to it than that - juggling dirty plates,

big full glasses, and coping with rude and obnoxious customers.

Whatever, man! That is so easy - juggling plates, serving drinks.

-Trust me, Lulu - super easy.

-Well, let's see how you go

in the challenge we call the Waiting Game!

Teams, welcome to the Waiting Game challenge.

This is going to put your waiting skills to the test.

Put your glasses on the tray and run the slalom course to the end.

Pick up the dirty plates and bring them back and unload them

at your waiter station. First team to do so wins. Are you ready?

Take your marks, get set...

and go!

Good start for the Ninjas. Go, Lulu.

HE GIGGLES

EVIL LAUGHTER SHE GIGGLES

-EVIL LAUGHTER

-Agh!

SHE SCREAMS

THEY YELL

SHE GIGGLES

THEY SCREAM

EVIL LAUGHTER

Latest Prank Patrol member Lulu is out to prank best friend Charlotte

into destroying Stan Walker's lunch,

but will Charlotte fall for our pop-star pranking,

or will this be a case of one cake in the face too many?

All right, Lulu, welcome to your prank location.

This is where your prank will go down. What do you reckon?

-It's perfect.

-Pretty restauranty, isn't it?

-And Geoff! How are you, mate?

-Very well.

There you go, Scotty. I love a bit of a pastry.

Not for you. I'm sorry. For your guests here.

-There you go, Bill. Mr Walker.

-Thanks.

Oh! Stan Walker!

-How are you, mate?

-Good, mate.

-Lulu, this is Stan.

-Hi.

-And this is also Bill,

-but he's actually Dave, our Prank Patrol actor.

-Hello, Lulu.

-Thanks for coming, guys.

-Come take a seat, Lulu.

Oh, sure. I'll have a bit of your pastry.

THEY LAUGH

Classic Stan! Born to prank, eh? Born to prank!

Right. We're ready to go.

Well, we've got our prank location sorted.

We've met our Prank Patrol actor. Now we need to give Charlotte a call

and make sure she's in for the prank.

-You know what you're going to say?

-Not really.

-I'm just going to play it by ear.

-You're going to nail it.

Here you go. Good luck.

Give her a call.

RINGING TONE

-"Hello?"

-Oh, hi, Charlotte!

-"Hi."

-So, you know about Monday, right?

-"Yeah."

-I'm not really sure what's happening.

It's my mum's friend's restaurant. She wants us to do some experience.

-"OK."

-Do you want to come along?

-"OK, yeah, cos I want to see you."

-Well, I'll see you then. Bye!

"Bye!"

Nice work! How do you reckon that went?

All right. I think she's pretty convinced.

Well done. Fantastic. Now there's only one more thing to do.

-Do you know what it is?

-Release the pirates?

No, no, not on this show. It's time to release the Ninjas!

The blueprint for Lulu's prank is, one high-class restaurant,

one world-famous pop stair, a collapsing table and tray,

some super-hot chilli powder in iced coffee,

and a cream cake made to hit our rock star right between the eyes.

Hey, Lulu. Just wishing you the best,

and I hope everything goes really well and you have lots of fun

and Charlotte really enjoys the prank.

Hi, Lulu. Good luck with the prank. Hope Charlotte likes it,

and hope it'll be a really good prank.

It's prank time.

Lulu and Charlotte arrive at our restaurant for some work experience

as first-time waitresses.

Our Prank Patrol waiter Geoff is ready to show them the ropes.

-Lulu, we've met before. Geoff. How are you? And...

-Charlotte.

-How are you? Have you done this before?

-No.

There's not many people here, so it'll be nice and easy.

Come on over. Just set up right here, guys.

Take your jacket off, and I'll give you your proper waiter vest.

One for you, and one for you. That should keep you warm.

-So, no waitering at all before?

-No.

-'This should be fun, then!'

It's very simple today. Lulu, you'll look after this table here.

-OK.

-And Charlotte, you'll look after table five,

if we get anyone in. It's been pretty quiet,

so you might be right. There's heaps of waiting to be done today.

I want to do the cutlery,

and we might get these dishes done through as well.

-Lulu, do you want to come round this side?

-OK.

-You can start on these ones. Dry them and stack them up here.

-OK.

Charlotte, you go over this side. That's for you.

This stuff that's coming out wet here, just give it a good wipe,

get the little marks off it and pop it in the trays. Easy enough!

OK. That'll fill in the next few minutes.

So, you've never done anything like this?

I'm not trusted in the kitchen.

'Way too easy! Let's make things a little bit more challenging.'

-I didn't do that.

-'Whoops!'

SHE CHUCKLES

-What did you do?

-Charlotte, step away from the cutlery now.

'Maybe Charlotte will be better handling customers.

'Time to study up on the restaurant specials.'

This one, Szechuan beef noodles.

Jicama salad, orange jicama salad.

'Those are tricky names to pronounce!'

Szechuan beef noodles, pumpkin souffle with orange thyme sauce,

and lime and...

'Is it me, or does that guy look a bit like Stanley Walker?'

-Table there, fellas.

-This one here?

-Absolutely.

-'It is Stan Walker!'

-Do you know who he is?

-Yeah.

-It's Stan Walker.

'Oh, yeah!'

He's on your table, too, so...

Take those, and go, "Here's the menus, gentlemen."

'Time to send Charlotte in for a close encounter

-'of the Stan Walker kind.'

-THEY CHATTER

Hello. How are you?

-Do you know...

-Yeah.

-Do you know who this is?

-How you doing?

-How are you?

-What's your name?

-Charlotte.

-Pleased to meet you, Charlotte.

-Stan. I'm Bill.

-Hello.

-How are you?

-I'm good.

So, tell me your specials. What's your specials?

-Have you got a specials board, or...

-Yeah, it's here.

Orange jicama salad.

-'Yum!'

-And avocado Vichyssoise.

-'That sounds good too.'

-Sz-...

-Sze-shaun...

-Szechuan?

-Yeah. Beef noodles.

-'Mmm-mmm!'

Sze-shaun! That's my middle name!

It does sound like that. It's very rock-and-roll.

-So, what do you recommend?

-I don't know.

-I haven't had any before.

-What do you recommend to a rock star?

He said that was pretty good. He said that was his favourite.

-The Szechuan? Szechuan beef noodles?

-Yeah.

-What do you think?

'Having survived giving the specials,

'time for Charlotte to deal with another Prank Patrol problem.'

-Excuse me, er, Charlie?

-Charlotte.

-Charlotte. Sorry.

Come over here, Charlotte. This table, I've just noticed,

-is a little bit wobbly.

-'Wobbly?!'

-Can you get it somehow level?

-It's bothering Stan quite a lot.

-'Poor Stan!'

Do you want to ask the manager, or...

-It's wobbly.

-Oh, it's wobbly, is it? Sorry, man.

-This one's very wobbly.

-Yes. Charlotte, bring the water in.

'What happens when you combine a wobbly table

-'with two glasses of water?'

-Whoa!

-'Whoops!'

-So sorry, guys! The table must be on its last legs.

Can we swap these over? Just stay there, fellas. You're all right.

-Charlotte, what happened?

-I don't know. I didn't do anything.

Stan, Stan, don't worry about it, man.

Everything I touch, it falls over.

'Looks like Charlotte's having one of those days.'

Can we get an order for the guys? Do you want your specials as well?

-Ah, yes.

-Sorry, gents.

I might just have a roast-vegetable baguette.

'One roast-vegetable baguette.'

Just the roast-beef baggie.

-Er, roast-beef bag-...

-Baggie.

-Baggie.

-'Oh, baguette!'

-Fresh waters.

-Yeah. I'll get those.

-Yeah? You can do that?

-Yeah.

-That's... That's Jodie?

-Charlotte.

-'Stan's manager's a bit rude.'

-Thank you, Charlotte.

OK.

-Thank you.

-'Any time, Stan.'

-I don't know half the things they were saying.

-No worries.

I'll take care of it.

'Time now for Charlotte to serve Stan and Bill their lunch.'

This is the right food.

'Going, going... Gone!

-'Oops! Double oops!'

-I'm so sorry.

-I'm so sorry!

-How did that get like this?

-How did this happen?

-'That rude guy pulled the plate!'

Sorry about this. Bob, can we get a mop when you get a chance?

Thank you. Sorry, Stan.

Things happen. That's the way the cookie crumbles.

I don't think I am made to be a waiter.

'If you don't succeed, Charlotte, try, try again.'

I think I'll stick to dancing and not waiting.

I'll be back in a second, Stan.

'With Stan's rude manager out of the picture,

'it's time for Stan to set up Charlotte

-'for the last part of the prank.'

-It's actually...

-my manager's birthday today.

-'Birthday? Cool!'

-Do you guys have any, like, cakes?

-'Cakes? You bet!'

-OK.

-It'll make up for what's happened.

-'No pressure, girls!'

-Geoff, do we have any cake?

-Oh, for the grumpy guy in the suit?

-Yeah.

-We did order a cake today, actually.

'You did? That's convenient.'

Oh, it's a good one. OK. Girls, do you want to take one each?

-Lulu, you've got Stan's there.

-OK.

-Charlotte, you've got Bill's.

-Thank you so much.

-That's OK.

-Table's not going to break.

-'Yeah, table works,

'and the food looks delicious. Time to bring back grumpy manager,

'and see what else we can get Charlotte to make a mess of.'

Can't get that song out of my head.

I love this music business, man. It's just crazy.

-'So far, so good.'

-Beautiful.

-Thank you.

-'Phew!'

At least he didn't call you Joy or something.

'Time to see if Stan thinks the cake's the right thing

'for his manager's birthday surprise.'

Pretend you're asking Stan for an autograph.

Get him to come over so we can show him the cake.

-Stan, could we have an autograph? Could you just come over?

-Oh, yeah.

-'Good plan, girls!'

-For the girls.

-Thanks.

-Thanks, Stan. That's terrific.

-Let's see this.

We thought this for the cake.

THEY WHISPER

'Looks like the cake is perfect.'

-Can I get two ice hot chocolates?

-Yeah, yeah.

-You know those spicy ones?

-Yeah, the chilli.

-Wicked.

-But none in my mine, because it's really bad for my throat.

-Yeah. You got to sing.

-'OK. That's two iced chocolates,

'one with chilli and one with absolutely no chilli.

'How easy is that, Charlotte?'

Great!

Now, chilli's on your left. Which one's chilli?

-That one.

-Excellent. And it goes to Bill.

-'Two chilli chocolates to go.'

-Oh, these look good.

-Well, well.

-That's your one.

-What's this for, anyway?

'Wasn't Sam supposed to get the one without chilli?'

He seems to be happy.

'Uh-oh!'

-HE COUGHS

-Did you get it?

-HE COUGHS

-Did you get the chilli in mine?

HE COUGHS

'Speak up, Stan! We can't hear you.'

-Um, excuse me. I think he's got the chilli one.

-'Oops!'

-STAN COUGHS

-Are you all right?

-I'm sorry.

-Are you OK?

Speak. Try and speak. He's lost his voice!

He's got to perform tonight.

-He's got to be on stage tonight. Are you OK?

-'That's not good.'

Girls, come here. We can make up for it with the cake, at least.

'Good idea. Surely cake will make everything OK.'

-OK, OK, OK.

-What's this?

Well, Stan told us it's your birthday today,

-and he asked us to get a cake.

-Thank you. Thank you.

Thanks, Stan. Are you OK? Oh!

Oh, so sorry! Girls, girls, can you get around there, please?

'What have they done to Stan Walker?'

I'm so sorry about this.

Stan Walker! You ready for tonight's gig, man?

-Hey!

-He's lost his voice. I don't think he'll be able to perform.

Why has Stan lost his voice?

-Something messed up with the drink.

-I gave him the chilli drink.

-What's your name?

-Lulu.

Lulu, can you tell me what's going on?

-Charlotte, you've just been pranked.

-By the Prank Patrol!

-THEY LAUGH

-That's so mean!

THEY LAUGH

Oh, well done. I reckon a round of applause, everyone,

for Charlotte.

I think it all went really smoothly,

but I felt really sorry for Charlotte.

When everything started falling over and breaking,

I thought it was natural, cos it always happens.

I don't have any plans to try and get her back,

but I could maybe teach her dog how to fake dead.

-SHE LAUGHS

-That would be funny.

Thank you very much. Whoa!

To Bill.

HE COUGHS

-Here you go, Stan.

-Are you OK? Oh!

I'm so sorry!

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