Courier Chaos Prank Patrol Down Under

Today Tristan joins the Prank Patrol.

His mission - talk his friend Kara

into helping out at a crazy courier company.

It's up to Kara to process the disgusting deliveries,

clean up flying papers,

and unpack a down-in-the-dumps singing birthday-gram,

before taking a rap for trashing the entire mailroom

with an industrial-strength snow blower.

# Here we go

# Here they come, they're on the road

# Where they'll stop, nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Scotty and the Ninjas too

# Here we go

-# Come on, join the Prank Patrol

-# Here we go #

THEY CHATTER

-Whoo!

-There's something seriously wrong with this.

What... What is he...

-Oh, yeah!

-HE LAUGHS

You see that? Five seconds' hang time at least!

Whoo! Hang on a minute.

-Are you Tristan?

-Yeah.

-Did you apply to make your dream prank come true?

-Yeah,

but what's with the ladder?

Congratulations! You are the newest member of the Prank Patrol.

That's your pass to prankulosity. This, that's your prank jacket.

Pop that one on. Mum, is it sweet if we go pranking for a while?

-Yep, sure. No worries. Have fun.

-You're a legend.

I'm out of air, all those dunks. But you ready to go?

-Yeah.

-See you later, Mum. Have a good day.

See you later. Have fun.

This is Tristan. He's a guy of extremes.

He loves rocking out with some karaoke,

but then he's also a talented ballet dancer.

Hey, Prank Patrol. I'm Tristan, and I need your help

to prank my friend Kara. She'd be great to prank,

and she'd give a really awesome reaction.

The target of Tristan's prank is his fellow-performer friend, Kara.

She's a showbiz girl, and there's not a dance move she can't do.

Welcome to Prank Patrol. We're here to help you pull off

an amazing prank, so tell me, who are we pranking?

-My friend Kara.

-Tell me about Kara.

-We met two years ago in a musical,

and since then we've just been really close friends.

-So, what's she into?

-She's a really good singer,

and just this year she picked up dancing,

and she's now really good at that as well.

Fantastic. There must be a reason why you want to prank her.

I just want to be, like, bang, and she'll be really unexpected about it.

Fantastic. I love those sorts of pranks.

It's down to business. We need to plan the prank.

You said you want to catch her off-guard

-and have a bit of fun with her.

-Yeah.

-This one will be a cracker.

Check it out. Oh, this is just my Ninja mail.

Yeah. They send me that sort of junk email all the time.

-It's sort of spam. I just ignore them. They're crazy.

-Yeah.

Who'd want to be best friends with a sock puppet?

Weird, right? Let's check out this prank.

"Hi, Mr Tinkles!"

-IN SQUEAKY VOICE

-"Oh, Scotty!"

"Don't look at me yet! I'm not dressed!"

I can explain. "Oh, so sorry, Mr Tinkles."

"We are best friends."

I don't know how the Ninjas get that footage. I was practising a role.

I do big major movies and stuff, and that was for that, so...

-Do you want to check out the prank?

-I think we should.

This is the one I had in mind. It's called Courier Chaos.

We're going to send you and Kara along to earn extra pocket money

-at a fake courier company. Sound cool?

-Yeah.

-Could do with a bit of cash?

-Yeah.

-Everyone could.

Now, your job will include sorting out some very weird packages,

dealing with customers while stuff is flying absolutely everywhere,

and one of these weird packages will contain

one of our Prank Patrol singing telegrams.

And finally, to top it all off,

when the dispatch room is completely trashed

with a snow blower, we'll blame it on Kara. How does that sound?

-Yeah, that's great.

-All right. This is a pretty full-on prank.

-Do you think you can handle it?

-Yep.

-Can Kara handle it?

-I'd love to see her try.

-Well, we've got heaps to do,

so let's get to it. Ninjas? Take us to Prank HQ.

To make this mailroom a place of complete mayhem,

madness and malarkey, we're going to need some really cool

and weird things for our prankee to open and freak out over.

Time to head over to Prank Patrol HQ to talk with Bob,

our one-stop top prop maker.

Tristan, I'd like to introduce you to Bob, our Mr Build-It.

-Bob, Tristan.

-Hey, Bob.

-So, Bob, we're doing Courier Chaos.

Need your help with some props. What do we need?

We need some bizarre stuff inside the boxes to freak out Kara,

and we need something to completely destroy the courier company.

Sounds cool. Well, it just so happens

that I was cleaning out the prop store. Come and look what I found.

-Check out that.

-That's disgusting!

-What is that?

-Spiders' eggs.

-Yeah. I like it.

-Great!

-How about this one?

-What do you call that one?

-They look like sea worms.

-Nice. I like it.

-We can say they're sea worms to Kara.

-HE SNIFFS

-No, don't smell that!

-That reeks. Take that away.

-If you thought that smelled bad,

-smell this one.

-Ugh!

-Sweet!

-How about pickled eyes?

-Ugh!

-Oh, look out!

Oh, whoa! It's alive!

Ooh, slimy and gooey! Some sort of brains?

-Sheep brains.

-Sheep brains.

Oh! Ugh!

-Gross! Oh!

-THEY LAUGH

Last but not least, precious 100-year-old duck eggs.

HE SNIFFS

Pretty slimy touch there. It's actually just boiled duck eggs.

Thanks for showing us that, Bob. Now, Tristan,

which one of these do you want to use in the prank?

-Hmm... Can we use all of them?

-For sure! Bob?

Awesome idea, Tristan. I've got something else. Follow me.

So, Scotty, what's with the ski gear?

Oh, you'll find out any second. Hey, Bob!

Bob! Bobbity-bee-bidda-Bob-Bob-Bob! Boo-boo-Bob!

-Let's go, guys. Want to hit the slopes?

-Yeah!

Goggles on... See you at the bottom.

Whoo! I tell you what, that skiing's some hard work.

What do you reckon about that, Tristan?

-That was great.

-So, what happened then, Bob?

Set up a couple of snow machines. It's what we use in film and TV

-when we want to create snow.

-That's fantastic.

How will Kara react when it starts snowing indoors

-in the dispatch room?

-She'll be completely freaked out.

Fantastic. Bob, you're a champion. Thank you very much.

Last one to the bottom loses! Whoo!

When the snow machine goes off, she'll just feel like...

absolutely bewildered. No idea what's going on.

Tristan is out to prank friend Kara

into helping out at a crazy courier company.

He's got some weird packages for Kara to find,

and a snow blower too,

but now it's time to take this standard-size prank

and repackage it as a powerhouse Prank Patrol special delivery.

So, the setup for the prank's going pretty good.

-You happy with how it's looking?

-Really happy.

Now we need to sort out what sort of singagram

is going to bust out of a box at Cara in the dispatch room,

and we need to come up with a jingle that's catchy

that the singagram's going to sing. So, any ideas?

Hmm... What about a pirate-a-gram?

Oh!

-Arrr! What do you reckon?

-Maybe not.

I got a better idea.

Whoo! Happy disco birthday!

Show me your funky moves! Killin' it on the dance floor

with your chunky shoes.

-Probably not.

-No?

What about gnome-a-gram? HE LAUGHS

Yeah! Who would've thought a gnome costume would be so comfortable?

-Hang on. Where's your gnome costume?

-Er, I think the Ninjas took mine.

Well, we'll get that sorted out later, but for now...

..we need to write our gnome jingle lyrics.

So I'm thinking, maybe we go for words that rhyme with gnome,

like...dome.

What's another word that rhymes with gnome?

-Rome.

-Rome.

-Yeah?

-Phone.

-Phone.

-Yeah. How about foam, you know?

Great. Foam. So now we need to put these into sentences,

so "Woke up this morning in my home"...

-"Feeling like an average gnome."

-Oh, there we go.

"Went into the bathroom to enter the zone"...

"Put on the soap and out came the foam."

There you go. Let's bring it home. Last verse.

This is the important one.

"Oh, I'm a happy, goofy gnome-a-gram."

"Oh, I am a happy, goofy gnome-a-gram."

"I hope your birthday's a great big hit

because everybody loves a goofy gnome-a-gram, and if they don't,

go sail a ship."

"Go sail a ship." Let's just see how this goes.

# Oh... I'm a happy, goofy gnome-a-gram

# I hope your birthday's a great big hit

# Cos everybody loves a goofy gnome-a-gram

# And if they don't, go sail a ship! #

-Yeah! Nice work. All right, you know what this calls for?

-What?

-It's time for a gnome dance!

-JIG MUSIC PLAYS

SCOTTY SINGS TUNE

Yeah!

-How was that? Good?

-WHISTLE BLOWS

Oh! A pinata!

Hang on!

Oh, it is a pinata! A Ninja pinata!

-Or a Ninjata, as I call it.

-HE LAUGHS

This is going to be awesome.

What?

What? What is going on here with these...

What type of pinata... Whoa!

-Ninjas!

-THEY LAUGH

Ooh!

HE GIGGLES

SHE LAUGHS

'Latest Prank Patroller Tristan is about to prank his best friend Kara

'at a crazy courier company.'

She's got some weird and wild parcels to open,

important flying papers to catch,

and an indoor blizzard to endure thanks to a giant snow blower.

But will chaos at this courier company set the scene

for a precision-perfect prank,

or will our snow-blowing sneakery get blasted away

before it even gets delivered?

Tristan, welcome to your prank location.

This is where it will go down. What do you reckon?

-Yeah, it's great.

-We've got the packages absolutely everywhere,

plus we're going to call it Hasty Couriers for the prank.

-Sound cool to you?

-Awesome.

It's time to meet our Prank Patrol actor,

so here's Mike, who will be playing our assistant courier Chaz.

Good to meet you.

One, two, three, four!

Five, six, seven, eight!

Nine, ten, boom!

That was awesome. I don't know where that came from,

but maybe you guys can do that in the prank.

Tell Chaz how you want him to play out the prank.

Well, just be, you know, laid-back, casual, pretty funny,

-everyday type of guy.

-Can do.

Chaz, you'll also be needing this, your special Hasty Couriers jacket.

Pop that one on as the new employee.

We're also meant to be meeting Adam, but...

-I don't think he's showed up.

-Ta-dah!

-Oh! Our gnome-a-gram, right on cue!

-Hey, mate. How you going?

-Tristan, this is Adam. Adam, Tristan.

-Hey.

-So, have you practised our song?

-All night I've been practising.

-I've got it down.

-Can we have a demo? The last line?

If they don't like it, you can go and sail on a ship.

Oh, look at that! That's some gold right there.

-Yeah.

-OK, guys. Best of luck for the prank.

-There's only one more thing to do. Do you know what?

-Gnome dance.

-Gnome dance.

-HE SINGS TUNE

All right. The prank's coming together nicely,

so time to put our feet up and relax a bit.

We're going to call Kara and make sure she can come along,

and see if she's excited. What are you going to say?

-I'll make it up as I go along.

-You nervous? You playing it cool?

-A bit of both, actually.

-I like your style.

All right. Here we go. Good luck,

and I'll talk to you after the phone call. There you go.

RINGING TONE

"Hello?"

-Hey, it's Tristan.

-"Hi!"

-Do you know about tomorrow?

-"Yeah. What am I supposed to do?"

-It's my mum's friend.

She owns a courier company. She wants us to do some work experience.

-It should be good.

-"OK."

-I got to go, because my mum wants her phone back.

-I'll see you tomorrow.

-"OK."

-See you.

Nice work, man! Put it there! How do you reckon she is?

-A bit suspicious at all?

-A little bit suspicious.

We'll straighten that all up on prank day. It'll be fine.

You don't look relaxed enough. I need another pillow. There you go.

There's only one more thing to do now, and that's release the Ninjas!

The blueprint for Tristan's prank is...

a weird handshake, a basketball hoop, flying papers,

some fragile boxes,

a bunch of weird parcels, a gnome-a-gram,

and an industrial-strength snow blower.

Good luck, Tristan. Hope you have a great time.

Hey, hope you have a fantastic time at Prank Patrol.

Kara is going to love it. I can hear her laughing now.

I'm hoping that she'll just be, like...

so confused about what's happening

that it'll just be really funny, good fun.

It's prank time!

Tristan has invited his friend Kara along to work experience

at a courier company that only deals with the strangest, weirdest,

creepiest packages. Who could resist checking this out?

-Tristan and Kara.

-Kara? OK. Hey, Kara.

We'll just get you into the safety vests

-so that we're all working...

-Oh, no!

-Kara, pink suits you!

-Everybody's got to wear 'em.

Hot pink may be pretty lame, but it grows on you after a while.

This one, Tristan. There you go. Just buckle that up.

So, my name is Chaz - that's Chaz with a Z, not an S,

because that would be "Chass", and that would be weird. Chaz.

-OK!

-We deal with out-of-the-ordinary stuff,

so when people don't want to use a regular courier

because maybe it's a bit too weird or odd, they send it to us.

We have had wax dummies sent through, like, fully clothed,

-like, a top hat.

-That's weird.

-What is this guy talking about?

..a convention for English gentlemen...

-English gentlemen?

-Ten mannequins, all in top hats,

and we opened it up, and there's all these mannequins going...

-like this.

-This guy's kooky!

That's probably on an average level.

The most important part of Hasty Couriers -

-any idea what it might be?

-Um, some kind of secret handshake?

No idea? It's a secret handshake.

-Yes!

-I'm going to teach it to you.

Put out your hand. It's about ten steps. We start like this,

then we go out, one, fist, two,

then we go up and down, three, four,

and then we go twinkle fingers, five,

then we do double hands.

We go six, seven, then we go eight, nine,

then we grab for ten and go boom!

And one, fist. Two,

three, four, five. Er, six. Ooh, remember!

-Seven, eight, nine, ten, boom!

-Boom!

-That's how it goes.

-Boom!

-Oh, yeah!

-Boom, boom-itty boom in the room!

We got a courier package to move out the door, zoom!

Hasty Couriers in da house.

You don't have to remember the entire rhyme.

Come over here. I was going to do this before you guys got here.

With introductions out of the way,

it's time for our trainees to practise package-handling skills.

Take those. Er...

-There's not a live...

-That's a brilliant idea!

Come over here.

Try to... Oh, he gets it in! Oh, and it sticks, too.

-Bam! Do you want to have a go, Tristan?

-Yeah!

Just remember... Yes! Oh, awesome!

-Don't do it, Kara.

-SHE SCREAMS

-GLASS SHATTERING

-That sounded fragile.

-Oops!

-I hope I didn't break it.

-I think you did.

All right, this is busted. Let's throw it over here.

It's out of sight, it's out of mind.

People should send precious things to a normal place.

Weird things are very rarely precious.

Time now for our pranksters to learn

just what working at Hasty Couriers is all about.

So you guys are going to have to pay attention.

These are our very precious packages, like over there.

-These have come from the red section.

-OK. Red-section boxes.

And check what they are. Write down a list here what they are,

and once that's done, put them in the black section.

-OK. Into the black section.

-OK.

-You guys'll be naturals.

# Like a natural courier, getting it to ya #

-Chaz signing out. I'm just going to go get something, OK?

-OK.

So just keep on that, and write those three down.

Get 'em back to the processor. All right?

He was kind of weird. But not as weird as this.

Eww!

Do you want one?

Someone's going to go hungry tonight.

-Sea worms!

-Sea worms and eat 'em.

Get it?

-Oh, what's in this one?

-I can hardly wait!

OK. Mouldy sheep brain.

-100-year-old eggs.

-They're a delicacy in China.

-Hey, how's it doing? Doing good?

-Yeah, it's all good.

With the gross-out goodies all unwrapped,

time for Kara to meet our Prank Patrol awkward author

-in search of a missing manuscript.

-Hello!

Oh, hello.

Hi. I'm here to pick up a package.

Er, sure, sure. Come over here.

-Um, sorry. I'm Chaz.

-Hi.

It's actually a very important package.

It's the manuscript for my novel,

and it's arriving from the publisher's today.

-Wow, how exciting!

-Guys, do you want to have a look around?

You check the blue section.

-Sorry. What's the name?

-Kerry Cherry.

-Kerry Cherry?

-What?

-Kerry Cherry.

OK. We're looking for Kerry Cherry, guys. You got a middle name?

-Yeah, Mary.

-Kerry Mary Cherry?

-Kerry...

This girl's name is Kerry Mary Cherry.

-Ooh, have you found it?

-I think this is it.

-That's it!

-That's it!

-Well done, Tristan.

-Thank you so much.

If you don't mind, I just want to check that every page is there...

-Good idea.

-..because I type it on a typewriter, a bit old-school.

-What's a typewriter?

-This is actually the only copy.

Is it OK if I get a little more light in here?

-I normally wear glasses, and...

-The switch is over there.

Um, are you sure it's that switch?

-MACHINERY WHIRRS

-Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-Oh, no!

-Tristan!

-Whoops!

-Switch it off!

-No! No!

-Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!

-Tristan, Tristan! Turn it off!

-Help me, please!

-Off! Off!

Off-off-off! Oh, whoa!

-Oh, my gosh!

-OK...

-That is not the light switch, Tristan.

-What did you do?

I'm sorry. It's his first day. I'm sorry about that.

Oh, my gosh! It's a mess!

This is pretty good. I think we've got most of them here.

You take these. If we find any more, we'll post them.

-It's my life's work!

-What?

I'm never using this courier service again!

It may read better out of order.

Another satisfied Prank Patrol customer!

Are you guys having a good day? Sorry about that.

Surely things couldn't get any weirder, could they?

-Or could they?

-We got a rogue package.

-Rogue package?

-Rogue-package alert, everyone!

Here you go. Come on, guys. We got to go get this thing.

-Uh-oh! What now?

-One over there, one here.

All right. Five, four... Lift your hands up.

Three, two, one! All right, here we go!

-# I'm a happy groovy gnome-a-gram...

-What the...

# I hope your birthday's a great bit hit

# Cos everyone loves a groovy gnome-a-gram

# And if they don't

# Go sail a ship! #

This is the strangest courier service ever!

This isn't Peter Lawler's birthday, is it?

-Definitely not.

-It's Hasty Couriers.

I'm supposed to be appearing at a birthday party.

-It's hot in here, dude.

-That gnome looks a bit flustered.

Do the air conditioning. Tristan, grab some boxes over there.

Yeah. It's just the green button.

Hey, don't gnomes love Christmas?

-It's snow!

-What did you do?

-What is that?

No, no, no! Argh!

No! Stop, stop, stop!

Help me! Press the button again!

-Oh, come on!

-More snow, please.

No way!

So, what is this?

Is this a snow party?

THEY CHATTER

All right. Come on. You help me.

With everyone having way too much fun, time to send in the big boss

of Hasty Couriers to sort out the mess.

Chaz! What are you doing? You're double my age

and you do half as much work, and now there's snow everywhere.

I've given you five warnings. It's just... What's your name?

-Billy.

-You're hired, mate.

-Oh!

-What's your name?

-Tristan.

-Tristan, what's going on here?

Kara, you've just been pranked by the Prank Patrol.

-Pranked by the Prank Patrol, Kara!

-THEY LAUGH

You've just been taken in by the Prank Patrol, via Tristan.

It was, just, like, "What's going on?"

"What's happening?" I'm, like, "I don't know."

'The stuff that was in the packages was disgusting.'

-Eww!

-Kara's reaction was just amazing.

He was supposed to turn the lights on,

but he turned the fan on.

What was the weirdest thing for you?

THEY LAUGH

# I'm a happy, groovy gnome-a-gram

# I hope your birthday's a great big hit #

I thought it was hilarious when the gnome came out.

I don't know what I was expecting. When the snow started coming out,

I was, like, "Uh-oh!"

And I kept trying to turn it off, but it wouldn't turn off.

-What do you want to say to Tristan? He has just pranked you.

-I hate you.

-Are you guys still going to be friends?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Are you going to get him back?

-THEY LAUGH

Round of applause, anyway, for Kara, for being pranked.

One, two, three, four, five, six,

seven, eight, nine, ten.

-Boom!

-You just got pranked!

THEY SING TUNE

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