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Today Tristan joins the Prank Patrol.

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His mission - talk his friend Kara

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into helping out at a crazy courier company.

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It's up to Kara to process the disgusting deliveries,

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clean up flying papers,

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and unpack a down-in-the-dumps singing birthday-gram,

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before taking a rap for trashing the entire mailroom

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with an industrial-strength snow blower.

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# Here we go

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# Here they come, they're on the road

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# Where they'll stop, nobody knows

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# If you have a point to prove

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# They'll make a plan and see it through

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# They'll sign you up to join their crew

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# Scotty and the Ninjas too

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# Here we go

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-# Come on, join the Prank Patrol

-# Here we go #

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THEY CHATTER

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-Whoo!

-There's something seriously wrong with this.

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What... What is he...

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-Oh, yeah!

-HE LAUGHS

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You see that? Five seconds' hang time at least!

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Whoo! Hang on a minute.

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-Are you Tristan?

-Yeah.

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-Did you apply to make your dream prank come true?

-Yeah,

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but what's with the ladder?

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Congratulations! You are the newest member of the Prank Patrol.

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That's your pass to prankulosity. This, that's your prank jacket.

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Pop that one on. Mum, is it sweet if we go pranking for a while?

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-Yep, sure. No worries. Have fun.

-You're a legend.

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I'm out of air, all those dunks. But you ready to go?

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-Yeah.

-See you later, Mum. Have a good day.

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See you later. Have fun.

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This is Tristan. He's a guy of extremes.

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He loves rocking out with some karaoke,

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but then he's also a talented ballet dancer.

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Hey, Prank Patrol. I'm Tristan, and I need your help

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to prank my friend Kara. She'd be great to prank,

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and she'd give a really awesome reaction.

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The target of Tristan's prank is his fellow-performer friend, Kara.

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She's a showbiz girl, and there's not a dance move she can't do.

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Welcome to Prank Patrol. We're here to help you pull off

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an amazing prank, so tell me, who are we pranking?

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-My friend Kara.

-Tell me about Kara.

-We met two years ago in a musical,

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and since then we've just been really close friends.

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-So, what's she into?

-She's a really good singer,

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and just this year she picked up dancing,

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and she's now really good at that as well.

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Fantastic. There must be a reason why you want to prank her.

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I just want to be, like, bang, and she'll be really unexpected about it.

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Fantastic. I love those sorts of pranks.

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It's down to business. We need to plan the prank.

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You said you want to catch her off-guard

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-and have a bit of fun with her.

-Yeah.

-This one will be a cracker.

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Check it out. Oh, this is just my Ninja mail.

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Yeah. They send me that sort of junk email all the time.

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-It's sort of spam. I just ignore them. They're crazy.

-Yeah.

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Who'd want to be best friends with a sock puppet?

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Weird, right? Let's check out this prank.

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"Hi, Mr Tinkles!"

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-IN SQUEAKY VOICE

-"Oh, Scotty!"

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"Don't look at me yet! I'm not dressed!"

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I can explain. "Oh, so sorry, Mr Tinkles."

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"We are best friends."

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I don't know how the Ninjas get that footage. I was practising a role.

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I do big major movies and stuff, and that was for that, so...

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-Do you want to check out the prank?

-I think we should.

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This is the one I had in mind. It's called Courier Chaos.

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We're going to send you and Kara along to earn extra pocket money

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-at a fake courier company. Sound cool?

-Yeah.

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-Could do with a bit of cash?

-Yeah.

-Everyone could.

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Now, your job will include sorting out some very weird packages,

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dealing with customers while stuff is flying absolutely everywhere,

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and one of these weird packages will contain

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one of our Prank Patrol singing telegrams.

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And finally, to top it all off,

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when the dispatch room is completely trashed

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with a snow blower, we'll blame it on Kara. How does that sound?

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-Yeah, that's great.

-All right. This is a pretty full-on prank.

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-Do you think you can handle it?

-Yep.

-Can Kara handle it?

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-I'd love to see her try.

-Well, we've got heaps to do,

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so let's get to it. Ninjas? Take us to Prank HQ.

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To make this mailroom a place of complete mayhem,

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madness and malarkey, we're going to need some really cool

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and weird things for our prankee to open and freak out over.

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Time to head over to Prank Patrol HQ to talk with Bob,

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our one-stop top prop maker.

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Tristan, I'd like to introduce you to Bob, our Mr Build-It.

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-Bob, Tristan.

-Hey, Bob.

-So, Bob, we're doing Courier Chaos.

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Need your help with some props. What do we need?

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We need some bizarre stuff inside the boxes to freak out Kara,

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and we need something to completely destroy the courier company.

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Sounds cool. Well, it just so happens

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that I was cleaning out the prop store. Come and look what I found.

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-Check out that.

-That's disgusting!

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-What is that?

-Spiders' eggs.

-Yeah. I like it.

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-Great!

-How about this one?

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-What do you call that one?

-They look like sea worms.

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-Nice. I like it.

-We can say they're sea worms to Kara.

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-HE SNIFFS

-No, don't smell that!

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-That reeks. Take that away.

-If you thought that smelled bad,

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-smell this one.

-Ugh!

-Sweet!

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-How about pickled eyes?

-Ugh!

-Oh, look out!

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Oh, whoa! It's alive!

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Ooh, slimy and gooey! Some sort of brains?

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-Sheep brains.

-Sheep brains.

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Oh! Ugh!

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-Gross! Oh!

-THEY LAUGH

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Last but not least, precious 100-year-old duck eggs.

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HE SNIFFS

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Pretty slimy touch there. It's actually just boiled duck eggs.

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Thanks for showing us that, Bob. Now, Tristan,

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which one of these do you want to use in the prank?

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-Hmm... Can we use all of them?

-For sure! Bob?

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Awesome idea, Tristan. I've got something else. Follow me.

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So, Scotty, what's with the ski gear?

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Oh, you'll find out any second. Hey, Bob!

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Bob! Bobbity-bee-bidda-Bob-Bob-Bob! Boo-boo-Bob!

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-Let's go, guys. Want to hit the slopes?

-Yeah!

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Goggles on... See you at the bottom.

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Whoo! I tell you what, that skiing's some hard work.

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What do you reckon about that, Tristan?

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-That was great.

-So, what happened then, Bob?

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Set up a couple of snow machines. It's what we use in film and TV

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-when we want to create snow.

-That's fantastic.

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How will Kara react when it starts snowing indoors

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-in the dispatch room?

-She'll be completely freaked out.

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Fantastic. Bob, you're a champion. Thank you very much.

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Last one to the bottom loses! Whoo!

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When the snow machine goes off, she'll just feel like...

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absolutely bewildered. No idea what's going on.

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Tristan is out to prank friend Kara

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into helping out at a crazy courier company.

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He's got some weird packages for Kara to find,

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and a snow blower too,

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but now it's time to take this standard-size prank

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and repackage it as a powerhouse Prank Patrol special delivery.

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So, the setup for the prank's going pretty good.

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-You happy with how it's looking?

-Really happy.

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Now we need to sort out what sort of singagram

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is going to bust out of a box at Cara in the dispatch room,

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and we need to come up with a jingle that's catchy

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that the singagram's going to sing. So, any ideas?

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Hmm... What about a pirate-a-gram?

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Oh!

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-Arrr! What do you reckon?

-Maybe not.

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I got a better idea.

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Whoo! Happy disco birthday!

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Show me your funky moves! Killin' it on the dance floor

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with your chunky shoes.

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-Probably not.

-No?

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What about gnome-a-gram? HE LAUGHS

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Yeah! Who would've thought a gnome costume would be so comfortable?

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-Hang on. Where's your gnome costume?

-Er, I think the Ninjas took mine.

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Well, we'll get that sorted out later, but for now...

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..we need to write our gnome jingle lyrics.

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So I'm thinking, maybe we go for words that rhyme with gnome,

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like...dome.

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What's another word that rhymes with gnome?

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-Rome.

-Rome.

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-Yeah?

-Phone.

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-Phone.

-Yeah. How about foam, you know?

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Great. Foam. So now we need to put these into sentences,

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so "Woke up this morning in my home"...

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-"Feeling like an average gnome."

-Oh, there we go.

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"Went into the bathroom to enter the zone"...

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"Put on the soap and out came the foam."

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There you go. Let's bring it home. Last verse.

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This is the important one.

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"Oh, I'm a happy, goofy gnome-a-gram."

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"Oh, I am a happy, goofy gnome-a-gram."

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"I hope your birthday's a great big hit

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because everybody loves a goofy gnome-a-gram, and if they don't,

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go sail a ship."

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"Go sail a ship." Let's just see how this goes.

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# Oh... I'm a happy, goofy gnome-a-gram

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# I hope your birthday's a great big hit

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# Cos everybody loves a goofy gnome-a-gram

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# And if they don't, go sail a ship! #

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-Yeah! Nice work. All right, you know what this calls for?

-What?

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-It's time for a gnome dance!

-JIG MUSIC PLAYS

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SCOTTY SINGS TUNE

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Yeah!

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-How was that? Good?

-WHISTLE BLOWS

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Oh! A pinata!

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Hang on!

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Oh, it is a pinata! A Ninja pinata!

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-Or a Ninjata, as I call it.

-HE LAUGHS

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This is going to be awesome.

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What?

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What? What is going on here with these...

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What type of pinata... Whoa!

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-Ninjas!

-THEY LAUGH

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Ooh!

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HE GIGGLES

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SHE LAUGHS

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'Latest Prank Patroller Tristan is about to prank his best friend Kara

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'at a crazy courier company.'

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She's got some weird and wild parcels to open,

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important flying papers to catch,

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and an indoor blizzard to endure thanks to a giant snow blower.

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But will chaos at this courier company set the scene

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for a precision-perfect prank,

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or will our snow-blowing sneakery get blasted away

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before it even gets delivered?

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Tristan, welcome to your prank location.

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This is where it will go down. What do you reckon?

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-Yeah, it's great.

-We've got the packages absolutely everywhere,

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plus we're going to call it Hasty Couriers for the prank.

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-Sound cool to you?

-Awesome.

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It's time to meet our Prank Patrol actor,

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so here's Mike, who will be playing our assistant courier Chaz.

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Good to meet you.

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One, two, three, four!

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Five, six, seven, eight!

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Nine, ten, boom!

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That was awesome. I don't know where that came from,

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but maybe you guys can do that in the prank.

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Tell Chaz how you want him to play out the prank.

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Well, just be, you know, laid-back, casual, pretty funny,

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-everyday type of guy.

-Can do.

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Chaz, you'll also be needing this, your special Hasty Couriers jacket.

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Pop that one on as the new employee.

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We're also meant to be meeting Adam, but...

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-I don't think he's showed up.

-Ta-dah!

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-Oh! Our gnome-a-gram, right on cue!

-Hey, mate. How you going?

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-Tristan, this is Adam. Adam, Tristan.

-Hey.

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-So, have you practised our song?

-All night I've been practising.

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-I've got it down.

-Can we have a demo? The last line?

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If they don't like it, you can go and sail on a ship.

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Oh, look at that! That's some gold right there.

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-Yeah.

-OK, guys. Best of luck for the prank.

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-There's only one more thing to do. Do you know what?

-Gnome dance.

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-Gnome dance.

-HE SINGS TUNE

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All right. The prank's coming together nicely,

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so time to put our feet up and relax a bit.

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We're going to call Kara and make sure she can come along,

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and see if she's excited. What are you going to say?

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-I'll make it up as I go along.

-You nervous? You playing it cool?

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-A bit of both, actually.

-I like your style.

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All right. Here we go. Good luck,

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and I'll talk to you after the phone call. There you go.

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RINGING TONE

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"Hello?"

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-Hey, it's Tristan.

-"Hi!"

-Do you know about tomorrow?

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-"Yeah. What am I supposed to do?"

-It's my mum's friend.

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She owns a courier company. She wants us to do some work experience.

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-It should be good.

-"OK."

-I got to go, because my mum wants her phone back.

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-I'll see you tomorrow.

-"OK."

-See you.

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Nice work, man! Put it there! How do you reckon she is?

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-A bit suspicious at all?

-A little bit suspicious.

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We'll straighten that all up on prank day. It'll be fine.

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You don't look relaxed enough. I need another pillow. There you go.

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There's only one more thing to do now, and that's release the Ninjas!

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The blueprint for Tristan's prank is...

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a weird handshake, a basketball hoop, flying papers,

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some fragile boxes,

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a bunch of weird parcels, a gnome-a-gram,

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and an industrial-strength snow blower.

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Good luck, Tristan. Hope you have a great time.

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Hey, hope you have a fantastic time at Prank Patrol.

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Kara is going to love it. I can hear her laughing now.

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I'm hoping that she'll just be, like...

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so confused about what's happening

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that it'll just be really funny, good fun.

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It's prank time!

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Tristan has invited his friend Kara along to work experience

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at a courier company that only deals with the strangest, weirdest,

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creepiest packages. Who could resist checking this out?

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-Tristan and Kara.

-Kara? OK. Hey, Kara.

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We'll just get you into the safety vests

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-so that we're all working...

-Oh, no!

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-Kara, pink suits you!

-Everybody's got to wear 'em.

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Hot pink may be pretty lame, but it grows on you after a while.

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This one, Tristan. There you go. Just buckle that up.

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So, my name is Chaz - that's Chaz with a Z, not an S,

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because that would be "Chass", and that would be weird. Chaz.

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-OK!

-We deal with out-of-the-ordinary stuff,

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so when people don't want to use a regular courier

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because maybe it's a bit too weird or odd, they send it to us.

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We have had wax dummies sent through, like, fully clothed,

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-like, a top hat.

-That's weird.

-What is this guy talking about?

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..a convention for English gentlemen...

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-English gentlemen?

-Ten mannequins, all in top hats,

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and we opened it up, and there's all these mannequins going...

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-like this.

-This guy's kooky!

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That's probably on an average level.

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The most important part of Hasty Couriers -

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-any idea what it might be?

-Um, some kind of secret handshake?

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No idea? It's a secret handshake.

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-Yes!

-I'm going to teach it to you.

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Put out your hand. It's about ten steps. We start like this,

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then we go out, one, fist, two,

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then we go up and down, three, four,

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and then we go twinkle fingers, five,

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then we do double hands.

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We go six, seven, then we go eight, nine,

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then we grab for ten and go boom!

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And one, fist. Two,

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three, four, five. Er, six. Ooh, remember!

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-Seven, eight, nine, ten, boom!

-Boom!

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-That's how it goes.

-Boom!

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-Oh, yeah!

-Boom, boom-itty boom in the room!

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We got a courier package to move out the door, zoom!

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Hasty Couriers in da house.

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You don't have to remember the entire rhyme.

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Come over here. I was going to do this before you guys got here.

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With introductions out of the way,

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it's time for our trainees to practise package-handling skills.

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Take those. Er...

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-There's not a live...

-That's a brilliant idea!

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Come over here.

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Try to... Oh, he gets it in! Oh, and it sticks, too.

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-Bam! Do you want to have a go, Tristan?

-Yeah!

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Just remember... Yes! Oh, awesome!

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-Don't do it, Kara.

-SHE SCREAMS

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-GLASS SHATTERING

-That sounded fragile.

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-Oops!

-I hope I didn't break it.

-I think you did.

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All right, this is busted. Let's throw it over here.

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It's out of sight, it's out of mind.

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People should send precious things to a normal place.

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Weird things are very rarely precious.

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Time now for our pranksters to learn

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just what working at Hasty Couriers is all about.

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So you guys are going to have to pay attention.

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These are our very precious packages, like over there.

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-These have come from the red section.

-OK. Red-section boxes.

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And check what they are. Write down a list here what they are,

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and once that's done, put them in the black section.

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-OK. Into the black section.

-OK.

-You guys'll be naturals.

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# Like a natural courier, getting it to ya #

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-Chaz signing out. I'm just going to go get something, OK?

-OK.

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So just keep on that, and write those three down.

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Get 'em back to the processor. All right?

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He was kind of weird. But not as weird as this.

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Eww!

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Do you want one?

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Someone's going to go hungry tonight.

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-Sea worms!

-Sea worms and eat 'em.

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Get it?

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-Oh, what's in this one?

-I can hardly wait!

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OK. Mouldy sheep brain.

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-100-year-old eggs.

-They're a delicacy in China.

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-Hey, how's it doing? Doing good?

-Yeah, it's all good.

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With the gross-out goodies all unwrapped,

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time for Kara to meet our Prank Patrol awkward author

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-in search of a missing manuscript.

-Hello!

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Oh, hello.

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Hi. I'm here to pick up a package.

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Er, sure, sure. Come over here.

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-Um, sorry. I'm Chaz.

-Hi.

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It's actually a very important package.

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It's the manuscript for my novel,

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and it's arriving from the publisher's today.

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-Wow, how exciting!

-Guys, do you want to have a look around?

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You check the blue section.

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-Sorry. What's the name?

-Kerry Cherry.

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-Kerry Cherry?

-What?

-Kerry Cherry.

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OK. We're looking for Kerry Cherry, guys. You got a middle name?

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-Yeah, Mary.

-Kerry Mary Cherry?

-Kerry...

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This girl's name is Kerry Mary Cherry.

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-Ooh, have you found it?

-I think this is it.

-That's it!

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-That's it!

-Well done, Tristan.

-Thank you so much.

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If you don't mind, I just want to check that every page is there...

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-Good idea.

-..because I type it on a typewriter, a bit old-school.

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-What's a typewriter?

-This is actually the only copy.

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Is it OK if I get a little more light in here?

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-I normally wear glasses, and...

-The switch is over there.

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Um, are you sure it's that switch?

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-MACHINERY WHIRRS

-Whoa, whoa, whoa!

-Oh, no!

0:20:230:20:26

-Tristan!

-Whoops!

-Switch it off!

0:20:260:20:29

-No! No!

-Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!

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-Tristan, Tristan! Turn it off!

-Help me, please!

-Off! Off!

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Off-off-off! Oh, whoa!

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-Oh, my gosh!

-OK...

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-That is not the light switch, Tristan.

-What did you do?

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I'm sorry. It's his first day. I'm sorry about that.

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Oh, my gosh! It's a mess!

0:20:500:20:53

This is pretty good. I think we've got most of them here.

0:20:530:20:56

You take these. If we find any more, we'll post them.

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-It's my life's work!

-What?

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I'm never using this courier service again!

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It may read better out of order.

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Another satisfied Prank Patrol customer!

0:21:070:21:10

Are you guys having a good day? Sorry about that.

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Surely things couldn't get any weirder, could they?

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-Or could they?

-We got a rogue package.

0:21:160:21:19

-Rogue package?

-Rogue-package alert, everyone!

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Here you go. Come on, guys. We got to go get this thing.

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-Uh-oh! What now?

-One over there, one here.

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All right. Five, four... Lift your hands up.

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Three, two, one! All right, here we go!

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-# I'm a happy groovy gnome-a-gram...

-What the...

0:21:340:21:38

# I hope your birthday's a great bit hit

0:21:380:21:41

# Cos everyone loves a groovy gnome-a-gram

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# And if they don't

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# Go sail a ship! #

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This is the strangest courier service ever!

0:21:490:21:52

This isn't Peter Lawler's birthday, is it?

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-Definitely not.

-It's Hasty Couriers.

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I'm supposed to be appearing at a birthday party.

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-It's hot in here, dude.

-That gnome looks a bit flustered.

0:22:000:22:04

Do the air conditioning. Tristan, grab some boxes over there.

0:22:040:22:07

Yeah. It's just the green button.

0:22:070:22:10

Hey, don't gnomes love Christmas?

0:22:100:22:13

-It's snow!

-What did you do?

-What is that?

0:22:140:22:17

No, no, no! Argh!

0:22:170:22:19

No! Stop, stop, stop!

0:22:190:22:21

Help me! Press the button again!

0:22:220:22:25

-Oh, come on!

-More snow, please.

0:22:250:22:27

No way!

0:22:270:22:30

So, what is this?

0:22:300:22:32

Is this a snow party?

0:22:320:22:35

THEY CHATTER

0:22:350:22:38

All right. Come on. You help me.

0:22:380:22:41

With everyone having way too much fun, time to send in the big boss

0:22:440:22:48

of Hasty Couriers to sort out the mess.

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Chaz! What are you doing? You're double my age

0:22:510:22:54

and you do half as much work, and now there's snow everywhere.

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I've given you five warnings. It's just... What's your name?

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-Billy.

-You're hired, mate.

-Oh!

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-What's your name?

-Tristan.

-Tristan, what's going on here?

0:23:030:23:07

Kara, you've just been pranked by the Prank Patrol.

0:23:070:23:10

-Pranked by the Prank Patrol, Kara!

-THEY LAUGH

0:23:100:23:15

You've just been taken in by the Prank Patrol, via Tristan.

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It was, just, like, "What's going on?"

0:23:200:23:23

"What's happening?" I'm, like, "I don't know."

0:23:230:23:26

'The stuff that was in the packages was disgusting.'

0:23:260:23:29

-Eww!

-Kara's reaction was just amazing.

0:23:290:23:32

He was supposed to turn the lights on,

0:23:320:23:34

but he turned the fan on.

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What was the weirdest thing for you?

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THEY LAUGH

0:23:400:23:42

# I'm a happy, groovy gnome-a-gram

0:23:420:23:44

# I hope your birthday's a great big hit #

0:23:440:23:47

I thought it was hilarious when the gnome came out.

0:23:470:23:50

I don't know what I was expecting. When the snow started coming out,

0:23:500:23:53

I was, like, "Uh-oh!"

0:23:530:23:57

And I kept trying to turn it off, but it wouldn't turn off.

0:23:570:24:00

-What do you want to say to Tristan? He has just pranked you.

-I hate you.

0:24:000:24:05

-Are you guys still going to be friends?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

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-Are you going to get him back?

-THEY LAUGH

0:24:070:24:11

Round of applause, anyway, for Kara, for being pranked.

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One, two, three, four, five, six,

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seven, eight, nine, ten.

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-Boom!

-You just got pranked!

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