Bad News Bakery Prank Patrol

Today Oliver Benbow White joins the Prank Patrol.

His mission - to cause absolute carnage in a bakery,

make a big chef cry like a baby and blame it all on his mate Holly.

Prank Patrol - where we help people pull off the prank of their lives.

# Here they come, they're on a roll

# Where they'll strike nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove

# They'll make a plan and see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Barney and the Ninjas too

# Here we go - come on, join the Prank Patrol. #

Prank Patrol, please recruit me. I want to prank my best mate, Holly.

There she is. Never mind.

I want to prank her real good cos she always pranks me.

I want to show her I'M the best at pranking.

Please, please, pick me.

SIRENS SCREECH

-Can I have two chocolate eclairs, please?

-Are you Olly?

-Yeah.

-Did you apply to the Prank Patrol?

-I did.

-Would you like to make your dream prank come true?

-Yeah.

-Congratulations, your pass to prank.

-Thank you.

-Ready?

-Yep.

-I've got that for you. Let's not forget the eclairs.

Follow me.

Meet Oliver.

A fun-loving 11-year-old from Rhyl.

He has a collection of giraffes.

Oliver's two dreams are to be a celebrity chef

or a world famous fashion designer.

You like giraffes, so you're prepared to stick your neck out?

It wasn't funny. OK... Tell me about yourself.

-I like doing silly accents.

-Such as?

MIMICS: Like that old lady one from over the fence, like.

-Oh, when they're talking over the fence, gossiping?

-Yeah.

Have you seen her hair, it's purple. Went in for ginger, came out purple.

Can do more of that... You've a favourite hobby?

Yeah. I like pranking people.

-Such as my granddad and I like baking.

-Bacon or baking?

-Baking - the cakes.

-With somebody?

-Yeah, my gran.

-Is she an expert?

-She's the best.

-They just put stuff in...

-no measuring, handfuls and dashes.

-Yeah.

-What sort of stuff do you bake?

-Cookies. I like cookies.

OK, talk to me more about Holly.

Holly is my best mate.

I want to prank her because she's pranking her mum.

-I think that's wrong. She needs to respect her momma like.

-Really?

Yeah. So she put plastic dog poo in the kitchen.

The dogs got the blame and had to go out.

That's unfair on the dogs. They should be pranking Holly.

-But you're doing it?

-Yeah.

Before we find out what we'll do to Holly,

let's find out more about her.

Holly's been playing pranks on Oliver since they were five.

That's half a decade of revenge.

It's time for a bit of her own medicine.

So how are we going to do it?

-How are we going to prank her?

-Maybe we can get a job in a bakery?

A bakery? So you and Holly would both apply for the same job?

-Yeah.

-And you both get in. Maybe there's an interview.

Then what happens?

Maybe things just go from bad to worse, to even...wronger.

You're doing your job and there's cake mix all over the place.

-It goes wrong.

-Yeah. We can arrange all that.

What if we have a really short day where everything goes wrong,

-then the pressure's on to make a special cake.

-Like a wedding cake?

That would be ideal. And it goes wrong. I don't know what we'll do.

Maybe if me and Holly take it out to the bride and I let go.

And it falls over.

-She drops it on the bride!

-Yeah, and the bride trips.

-Gets it all over her face!

-Yeah.

-We need a bride.

Brilliant stuff. High five, please. So...

Holly's going to a bakery. It'll all go wrong

and she'll spill a very expensive cake on a very unhappy bride.

Let's get to Prank HQ.

Ninjas! Step on it!

TYRES SCREECH HORN TOOTS

Arriba!

-Hello, fellas. You all right?

-Hello.

-Olly, welcome to Prank HQ,

where the magic happens. Here are our experts - Steve...

-..and Lee.

-Hello.

-What would you like them to do?

-I want to prank Holly.

I want her to work in a bakery and everything to go wrong.

-Do you mean crazy machinery, lots of mess?

-Yes.

-No problem. We can do that.

-OK.

-Cheers, Steve.

-We can also make a really big wedding cake.

-But first we need to get baking.

-OK, then.

-See you later.

While they're doing that - look at this recipe.

Do you know some people that love doughnuts a bit too much?

Why not spice up their lives with today's recipe?

You need some jam-filled or cream doughnuts.

Use a straw to suck out the filling.

Then take some squirty bottles,

full of tomato sauce or mustard,

and refill the doughnuts.

Next place your prank doughnuts in an easily accessible location

for your doughnut-lovers to discover and appreciate.

-Eugh...

-Ha-ha, bon appetit.

I never liked doughnuts cos they always have a hole in them!

OK. We're gonna make bread.

You're working in a bakery. You have to prove your skills first.

We'll do that. You normally bake with your nans.

-Mm-hm.

-I've got a surprise for you. There you go.

-There are some nans!

-HE LAUGHS

-I'm not getting better. Let's make the bread. What do we need?

-Flour.

-Salt.

-One level teaspoon of sugar.

15 grams of soft margarine.

One sachet of easy blend dried yeast.

Water.

Oh-ho-ho-ho...yes.

In the oven.

High five...and leave.

-That's definitely effective.

-Yeah.

-What have you got for us?

-First, put some safety goggles on,

-because hopefully it will get messy.

-OK.

We've got either lemon or lime juice.

-Round three!

-All of that in there.

-Fill that fairly close to the top.

-Quite a strong smell.

This will be a smaller version of what we'll have in the bakery.

This is our special ingredient, hopefully a bit of bicarb...

-Do you want to turn this on for me?

-Yes.

-OK. Pour that in. Turn it on full.

-MIXER REVS

-It's going over.

-Look. Brilliant.

-That's going to happen on a larger scale?

-Yes, much larger.

-Beautiful.

We've got the crazy machinery. Let's check the bread.

It smells cooked. Let's see...

-You can't work in a bakery unless you can bake.

-Yeah.

Rule 1 - Oh, whoa!

Em...might be done. Let me check.

Oh, Olly, what's gone on there?

-What's that? Who do you think's behind that?

-I think you know.

You might be right... Ninjas!

NINJA SNICKERS

GIGGLES

SQUEALING NOISES

Aaah! GIGGLES

THEY GASP

NINJA GIGGLING

NINJA GIGGLES AND SNORTS

Right, let's get this wedding cake made... You OK, Lee?

-Know what we need?

-What?

-We need a professional. How about...

-Wedding Cake Wendy!

-Hi, guys.

-Hi.

-That'll do nicely. Hello, Wendy. Nice to meet you.

-See you later, guys.

-What are we going to do?

We'll swag and bow this wedding cake,

-put the flowers on, and it'll be ready.

-OK.

We'll watch the expert then have a go.

We're going to swag the cake and bow the bottom of the cake.

After we bow the bottom we'll put the tails on for the bows.

We're putting the cake pillars on, then it's ready for the next tier.

Can we have the bride and groom, please? Who's got them?

A very special bride and groom. Ninja bride and groom. Very nice.

Right, are you two going to have a go?

On your marks, get set, go!

First was the swags, yeah?

-Not doing very well you two, are you?

-Not a clue.

Always wanted me own cake shop.

I wanted me own shop - made of cake.

Made a proper mess of this one.

Come on, Oliver, show him.

Weddings are really emotional - even the cake's in TIERS.

I've gone with a different design. I'll call it...different design.

Time is passing. Not long left.

Come on, Oliver, you should have that tail done by now.

-Are you nearly done, now?

-Yeah.

-I'll help you, we'll do better than him.

-That's not fair - favouritism!

10 seconds left, guys.

Finish! Stop what you're doing.

Hey, that's not bad that.

Olly, let's have a look... Yeah, pants.

-How about this one?

-Not bad but Oliver's done really well.

Olly's the winner?! Best man won.

-How's it going?

-Really well. That's my cake. That's Wendy's - gorgeous.

That's Olly's. Olly's is best.

-There's one more thing to do.

-What's that?

Whoops! All right, there?

Cream pie, it's a good prank. Tell me you're enjoying it.

-I'm enjoying myself.

-Get cleaned up, you're a mess.

Let's see what your family think about this.

Are you watching, Wendy?

Being Oliver's grandfather, he's learnt all his pranks from me -

- the master prankster.

I'm sure anything he and Barney cook up in the bakery will be just superb.

Right, then, we're all set. Are you ready to get pranking?

-Let's go.

-Let's do it.

The blueprint for Oliver's prank is...

a spewing cream mixer,

a sped-up conveyer belt,

a nightmare boss,

a bawling bride,

and a finger-pointing friend all adding up to a part-time job

to make Holly never want to work again.

Olly, time to call HOLLY and get her involved in this.

What are you going to tell her?

I've told her my uncle's firm runs a bakery.

I've asked if she wants to help out for the day and earn some money.

-OK, so you'll call her and confirm that?

-Yeah.

OK, good luck. Time to make a phonecall.

DIALS NUMBER

PHONE RINGS

-'Hello?'

-Hi, is that Holly?

-Yeah.

Are you still on for the bakery?

'Yeah, what time?'

I dunno, I'll ring you back later.

-'OK.'

-Bye.

-The quickest call in the world, but she's happy to do it?

-Yes.

-We need to give her a call later to make sure of times. All set?

-Yeah.

-It's all going to go to plan, don't worry.

-OK.

-Ninjas!

To the bakery!

TYRES SCREECH SIRENS BLARE

-We're in the bakery in North Wales. It smells gorgeous.

-It does.

If you only had smellovision.

This is Olly who's about to prank Holly.

-How do you feel? She's moment's away.

-Nervous and ecstatic.

Look at that... Still plenty to do. Come on, Ninjas, get cracking.

-Nice work, Ninjas. What do you reckon?

-Really good.

Looks good. One more person to meet before the prank -

-this guy, here, Rob - one of Prank Patrol's top actors.

-Hello, Barney.

-Hello, Oliver.

-Hiya.

-You're playing "Bill".

-Hello, Bill.

-I'm Bill from Wales.

-Get used to that name.

Obviously, the ROLL he was meant to play... OK.

-Why was the baker skint?

-I don't know, why?

-He didn't have any dough.

-Dough, money...

-I'll be in my trailer.

-Come on, that was funny.

It's thirsty work trying to make people laugh, isn't it?

-Oh, you, cheeky... Ninjas!

-GIGGLING

Ssshhh...

Mmmm...drinkies...

THEY GIGGLE

Aaaaah!

Duh!

Whoops!

Yee-haah!

SHE SCREAMS

Ah! Uh... Aaaah!

Oooooh... THEY SCREAM

Yee-hah!

Take a look at how the prank will work.

Olly is going to create a mess and blame it on Holly.

He'll do that with the big mixer.

It's a bigger version of the one Steve showed you.

Then to the conveyor belt where she'll decorate some cakes.

They'll come flying off at speed - can't wait.

And the wedding cake. It'll smack the bride in the face.

Look forward to that. All covered by our hidden cameras. There's one.

One over there.

One there.

One there.

There's one up there. One in the clock - very cool.

And even better, one down there. Let's see what your family think.

Good luck, Ol. You and Barney have worked hard. Hope you get Holly good.

Hi, Oliver. I hope this really goes well and you do Wales proud.

Pop Hwyl as we say.

Thanks, family, so we're all set. High five! Best of luck.

-You can do this.

-Yeah.

-I'll go get me dress on?

The blueprint of Oliver's prank is,

a spewing cream mixer,

a sped-up conveyor belt,

a nightmare boss,

a bawling bride,

and a finger-pointing friend

all adding up to a job to make Holly never want to work again.

Do you mind! Not supposed to see the bride before the big day.

-See you in a minute.

-WEDDING MUSIC PLAYS

-Hello!

-Hiya.

Hi, Holly, I'm Bill. I'm the baker. Obviously you know this chap.

Let's get cracking. We've got such a busy day.

I'm glad you came in. With so many on holiday, we're understaffed.

Make sure you've got your gear on. We'll go to the main bakery area.

So this is the main area where we do all the food and that.

All the hot things and the range is here.

OK, just got a few questions, Olly. Grab a seat there, Holly.

First of all, a few questions for management. Right, now then...

Olly, it says you've served food to the Beckhams,

the Balamory cast and the Rooney's is that right?

-I have indeed.

-Fantastic.

-It's your dad, isn't it, who used to run the bakery?

-Yeah.

Was that good? Yeah, OK.

To be honest, guys, I'm snowed under. You saw how busy it was.

So, it couldn't be a better time for you to help out.

But I can only pay £15 an hour. KER-CHING KER-CHING!

-Is that all right?

-That is.

-Happy with that?

-Yeah.

OK, fantastic. Now...

For the Bakers' Code of Conduct, I've got a thing we have to go through.

What I want you to do, if you'll take one of these each.

Stand up for me. OK. Now, hold it up in your right hand.

Repeat after me. Nice and high. I like baking cakes all day.

BOTH: I like baking cakes all day.

Don't laugh. They're so very nice and warm.

BOTH: They're so very nice and warm.

Cakes and buns, scones and loaves...

BOTH: Cakes and buns, scones and loaves.

We can bake the blooming lot.

BOTH: We can bake the blooming lot. You're sworn in.

Don't forget, a happy baker is a good baker.

First job, we'll start off slow, is kneading the bread.

I NEED you to do this very quickly! LAUGHTER

That was a joke. You can laugh.

-Job's good, bread's in the oven.

-The next bit - do you like cream?

-Yeah.

(I think it might be time to mix things up a little bit.)

..Canadian blasting flour. It makes cakes rise fast.

Don't go near it. It's £1,000 a bag.

So please, don't do that. But this is fine.

OK, that's got to go in...

(He's just warning them about the blasting flour from Canada.

(It's explosive stuff. Can't wait.)

That's it, pop it in there.

Everything's fine.

Right...just switch it on to mix it.

Oh! Watch out... How much did you put in?

Who put all of it in?

That's supposed to do all night. Look at the mess.

Look at the state. Oh, look at it now...

I'm going to get some mops.

Remember what I said about that stuff, don't touch.

Oh, look at the mess. That'll set us back hours.

-(I dare you to touch it.

-What?

-Dare to touch it?)

-(I'm not scared.

-Oliver...he's coming.)

SHE GIGGLES

What's happened?

She dared me.

-No, I didn't, Oliver.

-That's £1,000 a bag!

£15 an hour, that's £1,000!

That's got to come out... My kids might not eat now.

That's an exaggeration. That's expensive.

Clean some of this up. It's all going wrong today.

Oh! What a mess...

We'll be so far behind.

I didn't mean to be angry but I'm under so much pressure at the moment.

'So while Rob takes Olly and Holly out of the bakery,

'the ninjas will swop the bread for a burnt one.'

That flour was £1,000 a bag and you've got £300 on your face.

It's supposed to be on the cake.

Touch nothing and do exactly as I say from now on. Come on.

TIMER PINGS What's happened?

What's happened here!

No! How long did you put the oven on for?

Oh!

Well, don't... Oh... HE COUGHS

What's...

I didn't put it in.

-Who? Oh, Holly.

-You told me to press the timer.

-I know.

I thought you said you worked on your dad's oven? Oh, no...

That's a special order, made with the Canadian flour.

-Oh, smell that.

-I don't like burnt.

You don't like burnt? I don't, my customers...oh...

Oh... Oh, guys, this is turning out so bad.

-Surely you can ice cakes?

-Yeah.

-Holly, I want you to... What'll happen...

-I'll just...

-Right.

-Come on, it'll be fine. The cakes will come through.

-Yeah.

-So, Olly, come round here.

-Cool.

Just want a little squirt and then put it in the tray.

OK, you watch. Very straightforward.

It's fun this, relaxing. Pot of cream on there.

Imagine you bought this. How much cream? Quickly!

It won't stop...nice. Now take it over to the tray.

-This tray?

-That's it, guys. The blue tray, but it's fine.

That's it, another one.

'Let's get this straight - cake comes out, give it a squirt,

put it on the tray. Easy. Nothing can go wrong, surely?'

I think actually... Olly? I might get you to help me with the stock room.

-OK.

-Holly, can you manage this all right?

-Yeah.

Let's go. Holly, you'll be fine.

See you in a bit, Holl.

BARNEY LAUGHS

NINJA SNICKERS

What's all those on the floor?!

It's going too fast.

It wasn't when I left.

-Where have these come from?

-From 'ere...I couldn't...

-You've been picking them up off the floor?!

-No.

-These are...

-Going well fast.

-I can't believe it!

I thought... HE SNIFFS

I thought I'd get everything sorted. I've got so much work to do.

-I can't believe it!

-I tried to stop it.

I can't, oh... HE SOBS

Time for the bride to appear and check on her wedding cake.

I hope it's ready.

I can't, you can't get the... Oh...

HE SNIFFS I...

WEDDING MUSIC Oh, my...

It's ready for you.

-I've been waiting half an hour out there.

-These aren't yours.

Guys, guys! They're not your buns, love.

Kids, kids... They're not your buns. Don't worry.

Can you carry... Sorry, love.

Just hold it there... It's OK. It'll be fine, love.

Carry it over to the...table there.

Carry it over, it's fine. It's a work of art. It's fine.

-Oh!

-HOLLY SCREAMS

NO!

SOBBING What have you done?

It's all gone wrong. BRIDE SOBS

It's OK... We can keep this, oh no... I can't!

HE CRIES I'm sorry. It's all so wrong.

Love, I'm so sorry. I've got nothing to say.

I have.

-Holly, you've just been pranked by the Prank Patrol.

-You're joking!

CHEERING AND LAUGHING

Help me up, here.

Oh... All right, Holly?

You have been well and truly pranked by the Prank Patrol.

-How do you feel?

-OK.

-You've been watched for ages.

We've got cameras everywhere.

-Olly set you up. Give us a high five.

-Woo!

-Oh, yes.

The prank went amazingly well.

Everything went according to plan and Holly was brill.

The best thing Holly reacted to was the conveyor belt.

I couldn't believe the cakes coming out so fast.

She thought this is going well.

Then put her arm over to stop them piling up. Very cruel but funny.

Baker Bill was believable.

I don't think Holly thought anyone was acting. His accent was amazing.

When I started crying, I was laughing inside but I felt sorry for Holly.

She looked so concerned about this poor chap having a breakdown.

The big day was fabulous. My bouquet turned up on time.

The cake was... Sorry... Oh, THEIR big day. Prank was fine.

Can we talk about me? First dance...

Holly will get me back big time for this.

I'll just find another way of getting her back.

I'm so gonna get Olly back for this.

Em...

GIGGLING

Nice one, Olly. We got Holly and we love it when a prank comes together.

-Shall I do it?

-BOTH: Yeah.

Next time on Prank Patrol,

Jazz sets out to cast a spell over her best mate Chloe.

Will it be a magic moment or will the wand break their bond?

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