Cheeky Chinese Prank Patrol

Today, Krissy Gill joins the Prank Patrol.

She must make a meal her dad will remember,

with eggs-tra special cuisine at a Chinese where the service stinks.

# Here they come, they're on a roll

# Where they'll strike, nobody knows

# If you have a point to prove They'll make a plan, see it through

# They'll sign you up to join their crew

# Barney and the Ninjas too

# Here we go Come on, join the Prank Patrol. #

Meet Krissy Gill, a confident,

crazy eleven-year-old from Cheshire.

Krissy likes badminton, rock music, being with her sister,

playing the guitar and collecting bouncy balls. She has about 50.

Let's go get our prankster, dear.

-Krissy?

-Yeah.

-Krissy Gill?

-Yeah.

-Did you apply to the Prank Patrol?

-Yeah!

-You've been chosen!

-Wicked.

-How'd you like to make your prank come true?

-It'll be well cool.

-Hiya, Mum. You all right?

-Hello. Who are you?

-I'm Barney.

I've got to show you this. This is Krissy's pass to prank.

-Mum, give me a hug. I'll need her for a couple of hours.

-That's fine.

-Good. Krissy, loads to do.

-Wicked.

-Follow me. See you in a bit, Mum.

The target of Krissy's prank and the first for Prank Patrol

is her dad Surj. Oh, yes!

It's time to prank a parent.

Surj is an optician who provides the best for his family.

As his youngest daughter, Krissy is the apple of his eye.

But she needs some help from Prank Patrol to get her dad.

Krissy, WHY do you want to prank your dad?

Cos he always sings silly songs

in like public areas, which is really, really embarrassing.

So why do you need our help?

Because I've tried doing tricks and it never works.

You're in the right place. We need to find out more about your dad

to make the prank special. What does he like doing?

He likes playing racquet sports and going out for meals

-with the family.

-We could do something there.

If we get the family out, maybe he'll suspect things less.

If we take him to a restaurant and things go wrong -

maybe there's a waiter who drops things, that sort of stuff.

-What would you do in a restaurant?

-Um, salty soup.

Everybody else's is good

and then his would be all horrible and filled with salt.

I like it. So he's getting rubbish food.

A great way to start things off. What shall we do for main course?

He likes duck so...maybe it could like come alive or something.

Oh, yes! OK, so we have a duck under a silver platter.

You know, the big reveal?

And the duck is there. Maybe we could make a fake.

When he goes to eat it, it starts moving. And what about the waiter?

-The waiter could have a wind problem.

-You're enjoying this!

-Yeah!

-Does your dad not like that?

No, he'll get really uncomfortable and feel horrible.

So we've got soup that's got loads of salt in it,

we've got a duck that comes to life and throughout the courses,

-the waiter will drive him insane?

-Yeah.

-Gimme a high five.

-And a rowdy table.

-Oh, yes.

We're always up for rowdy tables. Let's hear from your family.

I think Surj is going to take this brilliantly.

He doesn't get wound up very easily and he is hard to rattle.

But I hope that Krissy and Barney will get under his skin a bit.

Excellent. So the family are well on board. Let's get cracking.

In fact, let's get cooking. Ninjas!

Take us to Prank HQ.

Krissy, welcome to Prank HQ.

-My God, that's well cool.

-Like it?

-Yeah.

-We'll turn your prank dreams

-into prank reality. Want to meet the team?

-Yeah.

-Follow me.

-Hi, fellas. This is Krissy, top prankster.

-Hi.

This is Steve, special effects.

Nice to meet you.

-This is Rob, top actor.

-Hello, Krissy.

-And that is a chicken.

-CLUCKING

Look, I've spoken about this.

I am not going to be a chicken, specially when it should be a duck.

Chinese restaurant, you're in the wrong costume. Go on, out.

I'm not dressing up this week. Week off. If I was a referee,

I'd send you off for a FOWL. Back to business.

-Tell the guys what you'd like them to do.

-Steve, can you make a duck

-that comes alive?

-OK.

There's going to be a salty soup.

-This is the salty soup.

-What's that?

-It's a duck.

-It'll look like one in a minute.

-OK. And the waiter...

if you could have a wind problem and bad hygiene,

that would be really good.

Krissy, what am I going to do?

-You'll have to make the salty soup.

-OK.

-So wear this.

-As if by magic...

Do you know what it is, Krissy, that makes a good prank?

-What?

-A good recipe.

Does your brother or dad gobble up the best of your Easter chocolate

or your favourite Hallowe'en sweets?

How about all the cookies that you've just made?

Well, why not satisfy their sweet tooth with a recipe for a prank?

Here's how you do it. Get some apples, lollipop sticks,

caramels and onions.

Yep, you heard me right. Onions.

Now follow a toffee apple recipe, substituting onions for apples.

You eat the toffee apple but your target will eat the toffee onion.

Eugh, lovely!

Maybe next time they'll ask before they eat your stash.

OK, for this recipe, we'll need a dollop of inspiration,

a splash of skill and a top prankster.

Here's one I made earlier.

-Hello!

-Hello!

-We're making the duck now.

Steve is in charge. We could just buy an ordinary duck.

-We could.

-But it wouldn't work when making it come to life

cos we need some trickery and bits to go inside it.

-So talk us through it.

-Cool.

OK, what I thought would be really nice

is if the duck could move a little.

I was thinking we could use the wings to flap.

First, we have to get a real duck

so that we can then make this plaster mould.

We put latex into that mould

and then we pour a soft foam into the back of it.

-Do you want me to tape over the top of it?

-Yes, to hold it together.

Then we can have a cup of tea.

So, after a cup of tea and a biscuit,

the duck had set in its mould.

I think the next thing for us to do is paint it.

And with a bit of air-brush magic, hey presto.

You've painted our duck.

I've cut that in the bottom of it

so we can now put our mechanism in.

-Any finishing touches?

-The last thing to do to it

is to put a glaze on top of it

-to make it a bit more Peking duck.

-Yes. Sounds great. Lovely.

-Oh, Barney!

-Oh, you're joking...

There's a hole in it. Look! Oh, it's the deluxe dribble glass.

You know who's responsible for that! Ninjas!

-FRENCH ACCENT:

-Welcome to ze cooking with Krissy.

-This is Krissy.

-I'm Krissy!

-I am cooking. Hello.

So here we have the canard or le duck

as you know it.

-What we need to do... What is it?

-Why are you talking like that?

Because I am French and chefs talk in a French accent.

-They don't.

-No? OK. We're going to try and make this duck

look like Peking duck.

It's a duck and it's peeking. Hello!

OK, I need red wine vinegar.

We now need Peking duck sauce.

Salt, pepper, teriyaki sauce.

Soy sauce. can you smell it?

Look. See that lovely colour.

-It's like it's been served in a restaurant. Not really. Sniff.

-Ohh!

Fantastic. Brush it on now. Shall we do that whole...

-here's one I prepared earlier thing?

-Fine.

Ladies and gentlemen, le duck!

Oh, look at that!

-What is your dad going to think when he sees that?

-Well freaky!

-He's going to run, isn't he?

-Yep.

There you go. The duck is finished.

Let's go and see the waiter.

Rob, we're all ready.

-Look at that.

-Wicked!

-Proper logo.

-Looks like you're part of the gig.

Can you just do some of your actions?

What about Welsh?

-WELSH ACCENT:

-What's up with your soup? You don't look happy.

No, he won't fall for that.

-AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:

-Mate, you've been complaining about the soup!

-Yes?

No. I think you should do your normal voice.

-Little old me? I can do that.

-Will your dad pick up on the accents?

He'll suspect.

OK, just plain old voice there. And your hygiene problem.

-You're a bumbly waiter.

-So dirty nails.

Pick the salad up with your hands. He doesn't like a lack of hygiene.

And you have a "condition".

-Is that the, er...

-PHWRRRT!

-Eugh!

-Do that again but with a proper bend.

-PHWRRT! Eugh!

-Ohh!

-Fantastic. So you're all set.

-Ready to go.

-Want to check out the blueprint for this?

-Yep.

-Let's have a look.

The blueprint is... a dirty spoon,

one bowl of salty soup and a feisty duck,

all served up by one bad and stinky waiter.

PHWRRRT!

When I saw the duck moving I thought, "What a freaky thing!"

It was really freaky how it's wings were like...

It was, like, scary!

The one word I would use to describe Rob is "convincing".

He'll be a great waiter and I can't wait to see the trumping thing

and how that goes down with Krissy's dad.

I think my dad will fall for the duck if everything goes to plan

and nothing goes wrong.

'Now it's time to get Surj to the restaurant.

'Krissy is going to tell him that her best friend's dad owns it

'and has invited them for a banquet.'

RINGING TONE 'Hello.' Hi, Dad.

'All right?' Yeah. What are you doing?

'I've got a patient. How can I help?'

My friend keeps pestering me to ask if we're going to the restaurant.

'Yes, we are.'

Just checking cos I don't like to cancel at the last minute.

'I wouldn't do that. All right? See you later. Bye!' OK, bye!

-How cool were you?

-Oh, it was wicked.

-Nice dad. He's got a patient

-but has time for his daughter. Ready for the prank?

-Yeah.

-Ninjas!

Take us to the restaurant.

-And here we are. Your very own restaurant.

-Wicked.

-Like it?

-Yeah.

-Good. Now, your mum and your sister will be acting too.

-Can they act?

-Yes.

-They can?

-Yes.

-Beautiful. We've have been busy but there's more to do. Ninjas!

-Krissy, we are about to prank your dad. How are you feeling?

-Excited.

-Anything you're nervous about?

-Just that my dad

might take it too seriously.

-I doubt it but just in case he does, I'm nervous.

-We'll soon find out,

but first, some words of encouragement.

Hi, Krissy. Mum here.

-Hi, Krissy, it's your best friend.

-Krissy, it's your sister.

Hope the prank goes well. Good luck.

-I know we can pull this off.

-We'll get Dad really well.

-That's nice.

-Yeah.

-Lots of support.

-Will you still be Daddy's little girl at the end of this?

-Hopefully.

-He'll still love you?

-Yes.

-We are going to prank him big style.

Let's do it!

Will Krissy's dad suspect when the trumping waiter

brings him dirty cutlery and salty soup,

and will our specially made duck get him into a flap?

It's all still to come in Prank Patrol.

So we're here at the Chinese restaurant, and this is Krissy.

who's about to pull the prank of a lifetime on her dad.

We've filled the restaurant with his biggest pet hates.

-Rob is our waiter. Dirty finger nails?

-Filthy.

-All set.

-And the trumping?

-All winded up, ready to go.

-Lovely. Rob, thanks.

This is the table where your dad's going to be sitting.

We'll cover it with our cameras.

-This is the rowdy table. Hello!

-ALL CHEER

Loads of noise. Her dad hates that.

-And the main course - this will get Surj in a flap.

-Oh, wicked!

It'll come back to life mysteriously.

Let's see the hidden cameras. That's perfectly positioned.

-This is my favourite one. Handbag-cam. Hello!

-Hello!

In the fish tank - see this little goldfish on the left?

That has got a camera...

Only kidding! But in the stirrers,

there's a hidden camera,

and here, there's one in the P.

So we're all set. How are you feeling?

-Really excited.

-Your dad is moments away. Get in position. High five.

Best of luck. I'll get on with the soup. Oh, what lovely flowers.

Ohh! Ohh! Disgusting!

Oh, Ninjas!

Look at that gorgeous tasty soup.

It won't be tasty in a minute!

Surj'll be sweet when he gets here but sour when he leaves.

So the blueprint for Krissy's prank is one - dirty spoon,

one bowl of salty soup and one feisty duck,

all served up by one bad and stinky waiter.

So here comes Krissy with sister, Pash.

There's Mum, and there's Dad, Surj. Our target.

I'm Rob and I'll be serving you today,

so anything you need, just ask me.

Rob's got them a top table and settled them in nicely.

Now Surj hates rowdy tables, and we've put him next to one!

PLATES AND CUTLERY CLATTER

ALL: Weh-hey!

Yeah, Mum, you should know better.

Ooh - I think we might be getting to Dad here.

Ready for the salty soup starter?

So there's some lovely soup here,

for Krissy and Pasha and Mum, of course.

Looks really tasty, that.

-What have I got? Chicken and sweet corn?

-A special one.

OK, guys, enjoy your meal.

Oh, no! Surj hasn't got a spoon. How's that happened? Rob...

Can we start or shall we wait? I'm not sure if it's hot.

All right, guys?

There's one there.

-It was hers.

-No, it wasn't!

-Yeah, OK,

I'll get another one.

- Oh, that's hot! - Who laid the table - you?

Sorry!

Sorry, guys.

Er, yeah, sorry. Won't be a second.

Don't put it on the floor!

So, this is Prank Patrol - Operation Teaspoon.

Is it nice?

He's eating the soup.

Eurgh!

I can change it. I can't change these.

-I'm surprised you didn't like it.

-Have you tried it?

We've given quite a few out...

He's buying it!

He can't eat the soup cos it's far too salty, but he's so polite.

-He said it's fine.

-What's this? It turns out Surj is really polite.

He's not eaten the soup but he's OK with it.

I think it might be time to crank up the rowdy table again.

So that's the salty soup, the rowdy table...

It's hardly adding up to the perfect meal for Surj

and we're not done yet.

It's some ancient recipe that's used.

-PHWRRRRRT!

-Oh, I'm sorry.

-PHWRRRRT!

-Oh, I'm so sorry. I've had...

Sorry, I've had a bad tummy all week.

It's not from eating here.

I probably shouldn't be at work, to be honest.

Sorry about that. I'm embarrassed. Sorry.

Sorry.

-PHWRRRRT!

-Oh, I'm sorry!

-I'm really sorry about that.

-Don't worry.

-You all right?

-Yeah, I'm sorry.

I've washed my hands, so don't worry about that.

Those hands don't look that clean to me. You sure he's washed them?

Guys, can you just keep it...

I know it's your birthday, and many happy returns, but...

-You're just being a bit...

-Sorry.

-PHWRRRRT!

-Oh, there goes another one!

Rowdy table have started. Surj is not impressed.

CHEERING AND WHOOPING >

OK, so the starters have come back. The soup wasn't eaten.

Rob's going out with the main course. Looks lovely.

There you go...

What is that?

It's a surprise. You'll have to dive in,

but it is totally vegetarian.

For you, madam.

Yours won't be a sec.

Guys, seriously, it's a restaurant. Will you keep it down?

-MAN BELCHES

-You've got lettuce on you.

Sorry about that, guys. How's your meals going?

Yeah, it's nice. >

I don't want to get heavy handed, but...

-MAN: Sorry.

-It's all right. Oh, dear.

-PHWRRRRT!

-Oh, I'm sorry!

Sorry.

Oh, dear...

Oh!

You've got more vegetarian food.

-Are you OK?

-Oh, I'm a bit...

To be honest, between you and me, don't have that.

Just...

No, honestly. Just... I'll get fired. How's this?

-All right?

-PHWRRRRRT!

Oh, sorry! ..I'm fine.

That wasn't bad. I gave him the fourth dish

and said, "Between you and me, don't have that."

(He says, "Is this a wind-up?")

Surj is even asking the other waiter what's wrong with Rob!

He's totally fallen for it.

Where's... Shall we let Donald in?

-QUACKING

-Shall we go for it?

-The duck.

-Sorry, guys, just let me clear a space for this...

-Oh, my God!

Is this duck?

-I only want a little bit. What's this?

-Don't worry.

-There you go, sir.

-No, I don't want that.

-It's very fresh...

-DUCK "QUACKS"

Oi! Where are you going? You're not ducking out of this!

Looks like the game's up.

-Is everything OK here?

-LAUGHTER

Round of applause for Surj, everyone!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Whose idea was this?

-That one right there.

Thank you, everyone. You've all done really well.

Surj, you have been pranked by the Prank Patrol,

courtesy of your daughter, Krissy.

I think the prank went really well and all that hard work paid off.

I had no idea. It was superb. I had no idea she'd done it.

I think the first parent-based prank went down really well.

Surj didn't see it coming.

The salty soup was about as bad as anything I've ever tasted.

The saddest part is I actually tried it again to make sure I was right!

My dad was really angry with the salty soup.

You could tell by his face.

When he tasted it, he was, "Eurgh!" and it was absolutely horrible.

The trumping waiter was absolutely fantastic.

-PHWRRRRT!

-Oh, I'm sorry!

I thought the waiter was brilliant. Really smooth.

At first I did think, "He's a bit too good for in here."

When the duck started flapping, he got really scared and ran off!

Family meals will never be the same, and duck is off the menu!

I think I'm gonna kill you, Krissy.

Next time on Prank Patrol...

Alice Owen creates her very own mythical lake monster

to scare her best friend. Will she LAKE it, or hate it?