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Have you heard back from Steve Spielberg yet? | 0:00:02 | 0:00:05 | |
Oh. They want to go with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson instead of me? | 0:00:05 | 0:00:10 | |
Oh, yeah, yeah, no, I understand, yeah. That's just great. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
AGH! | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
Remember, we have a limited amount of time! | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
Dylan's enjoying this a bit too much. | 0:00:22 | 0:00:24 | |
I've put myself down the lavvy for nowt! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
And get me a date with Harry Styles or you're fired! | 0:00:27 | 0:00:30 | |
Welcome to Remotely Funny! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:33 | |
# O-o-o-o-o-o-o-h | 0:00:33 | 0:00:34 | |
# Yeah! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
# Na-na-na-na-na na-na | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
# Na-na-na-na-na na-na | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# Na-na-na-na-na na-na | 0:00:41 | 0:00:45 | |
# Na-na-na-na-na na-na | 0:00:45 | 0:00:48 | |
# O-o-o-o-o-o-o-h | 0:00:49 | 0:00:51 | |
# Yeah! # | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
Hey, everyone. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:54 | |
I'm Saara, and this is Remotely Funny, the game show that, | 0:00:54 | 0:00:56 | |
if I have my way, will end all other game shows. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:01:00 | 0:01:01 | |
After travelling the world as part | 0:01:01 | 0:01:03 | |
of the Finnish water bottle flipping team, | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
it was time for me to retire from international competitions. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
And I've decided that the UK is the place for me. | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
And today I'm coming to you from... | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
SHE MUMBLES ..in Swansea. | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
I said Mumbles Pier in Swansea! | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
Anyway, if I'm in Swansea, | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
where are my Remotely Funny players? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
-Up first, it's Nerys! ALL: -Hello! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:26 | |
Hi, my name is Nerys, | 0:01:26 | 0:01:28 | |
I live in South Wales and I love to do break dancing. | 0:01:28 | 0:01:32 | |
This is my mum and she loves to wear fancy dress. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
This is Tia, she always has a smile on her face. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
And she's my friend. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:44 | |
SHE SPEAK IN WELSH | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
This is Tia's mum, and she never answers her phone. | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
Hello, Nerys' cheerleading squad. | 0:01:50 | 0:01:52 | |
We're about to meet your competition, | 0:01:52 | 0:01:54 | |
so let me hear your team's fighting talk. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
Go Nerys and her dragons! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:59 | |
OK, that's nice. | 0:01:59 | 0:02:00 | |
Let's see who you're up against. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
It's Dylan! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Hello, Dylan. CHEERING | 0:02:04 | 0:02:06 | |
Hi, my name is Dylan, and I'm from Cornwall, and I love dogs. | 0:02:06 | 0:02:12 | |
This is my brother, and he's a gaming king. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
This is my mum, and she's really good at yoga. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
And this is my uncle, and he's really, really funny. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
-And this is my team. -ALL: -Yay! | 0:02:25 | 0:02:28 | |
Yay! | 0:02:28 | 0:02:30 | |
You're a colourful looking bunch. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Dylan, does your team have a chant? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
We're here to play, no time for chilling. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:38 | |
Who are we? We are Team Dylan! | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
I like it. Finally, it's... What's this? Hey, what's happening? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:48 | |
-Is anyone back? -Hello, cocker! I can hear you loud and clear. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
Hacker, you've tried this before. This is my show. | 0:02:52 | 0:02:55 | |
I know, but I've completed an online IT course and I've found a way | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
-to edit myself into the games. -You haven't even got a team! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:02 | |
And you know you can't win, right? | 0:03:02 | 0:03:04 | |
Listen, Saara, I've not seen any animals compete | 0:03:04 | 0:03:07 | |
in this whole series. You need some dog-versity on this show. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
OK, fine. You can join in but no-one else can hear you, just me. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:15 | |
-Lucky me. -Hey, cheeky. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
Hello, I'm Hacker from Wigan, and three facts about me are | 0:03:17 | 0:03:21 | |
I love meat paste sandwiches, | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
Sue Barker's my favourite person on telly, | 0:03:23 | 0:03:26 | |
and I've got the most lovely little ankles. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:29 | |
Come on, then, Hacker, every good team needs a chant. What's yours? | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
I'm here, I'm Hacker, and I'm going to win! Ruff! | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
OK, let me tell you what one of you will be winning today. | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
It's the Remotely Funny hoodie, of course! | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
This prize is more expensive than unicorn poop. | 0:03:42 | 0:03:44 | |
Do you know how much unicorn poop costs? Loads! That's how much. | 0:03:44 | 0:03:49 | |
Stand out in a crowd by winning this life-changing hoodie. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
It's quite glorious, if I do say so myself. To the kitchen! | 0:03:52 | 0:03:56 | |
Let's all head to the kitchen in the style of someone | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
who is really, really hungry. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
THEY GROAN | 0:04:01 | 0:04:02 | |
Food! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
Oh, give me food! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
Look at this foodstuff. Yes! | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
It's time for Kitchen Lolympics. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:12 | |
All right, Dylan and Nerys, I'm starving. | 0:04:18 | 0:04:21 | |
I want you guys to make me a delectable dish | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
from around the world. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:25 | |
This recipe actually looks delicious. | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Now, the first ingredient is spaghetti. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Wait, hang on. Hacker! | 0:04:30 | 0:04:32 | |
-How did you get all the ingredients? -I won't reveal my sauces. | 0:04:32 | 0:04:35 | |
It's a little food joke. Sauces. Ha-ha! I liked it. | 0:04:35 | 0:04:39 | |
Fine. Play along, too. | 0:04:39 | 0:04:40 | |
OK, everyone, please empty your spaghetti tins into your bowls. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:44 | |
There we are. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:49 | |
Next up is black olives. | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
A whole jar, which seems a lot, I guess. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:54 | |
In the bowl? | 0:04:54 | 0:04:56 | |
-Ugh! -Ugh! | 0:04:58 | 0:05:00 | |
And, finally, ruskeakastike, Finland's premium gravy. | 0:05:03 | 0:05:07 | |
Hold up the bottle and shout "I love ruskeakastike!" | 0:05:07 | 0:05:11 | |
-ALL: -I love...! -THEY MANGLE THE NAME | 0:05:11 | 0:05:14 | |
Wonderful. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:16 | |
Now, put a massive squeeze in, stir it into your spaghetti, | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
mix it up real good. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:20 | |
-ALL: -Ugh! | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
-There we go. -Oh, no, no, no. Stop! | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
Oh, no, I've made a mistake. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:28 | |
Um... We weren't meant to put the olives in the spaghetti. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:31 | |
There's only one way to get them out. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
But you won't be using your hands. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:36 | |
You'll be using your heads. | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Let's play Cutlery Chaos. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
You'll have 60 seconds to get as many olives out of the spaghetti | 0:05:45 | 0:05:49 | |
and onto that plate. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
Whoever gets the most out... | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
..will be rewarded the greatest gift of all. Three Samojis! | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
CHEERING | 0:05:58 | 0:06:01 | |
I look like an astronaut with a spoon on my head. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
OK, nice. Time... | 0:06:05 | 0:06:07 | |
..starts... | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
..now! 60 seconds on the clock! Come on. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
I don't want to mess up this dish. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
We've used up so much of my precious gravy. | 0:06:13 | 0:06:15 | |
Remember, use your head, not your hands. Only your head. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
Oh, I see the hat falling off. Come on, guys. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:24 | |
You must give your best effort. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:25 | |
I don't want any of those olives. | 0:06:25 | 0:06:27 | |
Yes, hands off the hats. Remember, we have a limited amount of time. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:32 | |
Come on, guys, come on, guys! | 0:06:32 | 0:06:34 | |
Keep going! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:36 | |
Nine, eight, seven, six, | 0:06:36 | 0:06:39 | |
-five, four, three, two, one... HACKER: -I'm starving! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
HOOTER | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
..finished! | 0:06:44 | 0:06:45 | |
Nerys, can you count the olives on your plate, please. | 0:06:45 | 0:06:48 | |
I think we've done good because we got 12 olives. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:52 | |
12 olives? Hm. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
-We got... -One, two, three, four, | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
five, six, seven, eight, nine! | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
I'm actually impressed. Hacker, how did you do? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
I count them, yeah? | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
One...two... | 0:07:05 | 0:07:08 | |
..three? I've only got three on the plate. | 0:07:08 | 0:07:10 | |
Well, everyone, the olives have been counted and verified, | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
and I can reveal that the winner is... | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
..Nerys! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:18 | 0:07:19 | |
Three Samojis for your team. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:21 | |
Come a little closer, Nerys. | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
It's time for our first bonus game of Guess What I'm Thinking. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:27 | |
Exciting, isn't it? | 0:07:27 | 0:07:28 | |
Well, all you've got to do is find the item in the kitchen that | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
I'm thinking of. You'll have 10 seconds to bring it back to me, OK? | 0:07:32 | 0:07:36 | |
Come closer and look me in the eyes. | 0:07:36 | 0:07:39 | |
Focus. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:41 | |
What am I thinking? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:42 | |
Go get it. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
All right, I'll get it. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:47 | |
I got it. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:48 | |
So, Nerys, what did you bring back and why? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:52 | |
I brought back a tin of biscuits because everyone loves biscuits. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:57 | |
-HACKER: -Are they dog biscuits? -Hacker, calm yourself. -Oh. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:02 | |
Let's see what the correct answer is. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
It was tin opener, I'm sorry, Nerys. I thought all kids could read minds. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:12 | |
Thankfully, you can't. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
Let's see what that's done to the scores. | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
Dylan has yet to score. | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
And Nerys takes the early lead with three Samojis! | 0:08:18 | 0:08:22 | |
CHEERING | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
-Oh, and Hacker hasn't got any Samojis, either. -No Samojis? | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
I've been playing my little paws off here. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Onwards to your parents' quiet place - the toilet. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
And I want you to go to it in the style of an opera singer. | 0:08:36 | 0:08:40 | |
SHE IMITATES SOPRANO | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
NERYS SINGS HIGH NOTE | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
DYLAN SHOUTS LOUDLY | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
La-la-la-la-la-la lavatory! Yes! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Ah, the bathroom. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:58 | |
You couldn't live without it but you wouldn't want to live in it. | 0:08:58 | 0:09:02 | |
Not the way yours smell, anyway. SHE COUGHS | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Hacker, are you toilet trained? | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
-Of course I'm not, cocker, no. -That's just gross. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:10 | |
I'm going to ask Nerys and Dylan a question. | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
Feel free to have a guess, too, Hacker. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
And I want you to write your answers on the closest thing to paper, | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
which, in the bathroom, is the toilet roll. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:20 | |
You'll have 10 seconds to answer the question. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Now, grab your toilet rolls! | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Here it is. | 0:09:27 | 0:09:28 | |
In a lifetime, how many days does the average person spend | 0:09:28 | 0:09:33 | |
looking for the TV remote control? | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
Quick fact - the largest television remote control | 0:09:38 | 0:09:41 | |
is 4.5m long, and was made in India. | 0:09:41 | 0:09:45 | |
All right, everyone put your pens down. | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
I want you to come to the screen and hold up your answers | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
and tell me what you wrote. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
Nerys, what did you write? | 0:09:51 | 0:09:53 | |
-Two days. -Two days? All right. | 0:09:53 | 0:09:56 | |
Dylan, what do you have? | 0:09:56 | 0:09:58 | |
-Seven. -OK, and...Hacker? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
I've written seven, so, there. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:04 | |
Well, the correct answer is... | 0:10:04 | 0:10:07 | |
..14 days! | 0:10:07 | 0:10:09 | |
That's two whole weeks. Two weeks! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:12 | |
Well done, Dylan, that's three Samojis for you. | 0:10:12 | 0:10:14 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:14 | 0:10:16 | |
-Oh, and three for you, too, Hacker. Amazing. -Hurray! I'm so talented! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:21 | |
I'm down the lavvy and I'm enjoying it. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
It's time for the race to end all races. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
It's Wind-Up Warriors. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
It's Fastest Feet. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:32 | |
After years of evolution, | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
these competitors have developed the key skill of...walking. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
But who will be going the distance today? Will it be Nifty Nana? | 0:10:38 | 0:10:43 | |
Fast Fowl? Or perhaps Big Boots? | 0:10:43 | 0:10:46 | |
Who will be treating themselves to a pedicure? | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
And who will be getting blisters? | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
You decide in Fastest Feet! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:55 | |
Because Dylan and Nerys are tied, | 0:10:55 | 0:10:57 | |
we've picked your names out of a hat to see who picks first. | 0:10:57 | 0:11:00 | |
Nerys, you can pick your toy first. | 0:11:00 | 0:11:03 | |
I want to pick A. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
Why do you think they will win? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
Because A is a granny, and grannies are cool. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:12 | |
I love grannies. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:13 | |
Dylan, you pick second. | 0:11:13 | 0:11:16 | |
Who have you gone for and why? | 0:11:16 | 0:11:17 | |
I pick C, the boots, | 0:11:17 | 0:11:19 | |
because they'll probably just run and run | 0:11:19 | 0:11:23 | |
and run, and then they'll go fastest and win. | 0:11:23 | 0:11:26 | |
Hm. Logical thinking there. | 0:11:26 | 0:11:28 | |
Hacker, seeing as you're still here, you can have B. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:31 | |
Oh! The chicken? | 0:11:31 | 0:11:33 | |
-Ask your teams to come and join you. -Come on, team! | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
-We want everyone cheering on your toys. -I'm a one-dog team, baby. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:41 | |
Are you ready to cheer on your toy? | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
CHEERING | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
Come on, you pesky chicken! | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Great, let's see who'll wind up the winner. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Three... | 0:11:50 | 0:11:52 | |
..two... | 0:11:52 | 0:11:53 | |
..one... | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
..GO! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
CHEERING | 0:11:57 | 0:12:00 | |
Oh! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Yeah! Come on, you can do it! You can do it, you pesky chicken. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:07 | |
CHEERING | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
Congratulations, Dylan, three Samojis for your team! | 0:12:11 | 0:12:15 | |
CHEERING | 0:12:15 | 0:12:18 | |
-Dylan? -Yeah? -Come closer to me, Dylan. | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
-Close enough? -Yes. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
It's time for your bonus game of Guess What I'm Thinking. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
How much would you like a bonus Samoji? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:28 | |
About 1 million years. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:30 | |
Well, all you've got to do is find the item in the bathroom that | 0:12:30 | 0:12:33 | |
I'm thinking of. Nerys, any advice for reading my mind to Dylan? | 0:12:33 | 0:12:38 | |
Just try and think of what's she's saying. | 0:12:38 | 0:12:40 | |
I didn't really do mine so do better than me. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
-Yeah, thanks. -Wonderful. Dylan... let's start. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:47 | |
Are you getting it? | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Yes, I think I've got it. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
Oh! Dylan's a genius. | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Your mum's loofah and your nana's nail clippers, go and get those! | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
Forget it, Hacker, Dylan can't hear you. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:02 | |
Dylan, what did you bring and why? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
I brought soap because you use that to wash your hands | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
and the sinks in the bathroom. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:12 | |
Let's have a look at what I was actually thinking about. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Bath mat. Sorry, Dylan. Not today. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
Let's check in with the Samoji scoreboard. | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
Nerys... | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
..has three Samojis. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
CHEERING | 0:13:27 | 0:13:28 | |
And Dylan takes the lead with six. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
CHEERING | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
-And, Hacker, you still have three. -Only three? | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
I've put myself down the lavvy for nowt! | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
Now, back downstairs, you toilet tormentors. To the lounge! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:48 | |
Do it in the style of an emergency vehicle. | 0:13:48 | 0:13:50 | |
THEY IMITATE EMERGENCY SIRENS | 0:13:50 | 0:13:56 | |
Nee-naw-nee-naw... Oh! | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
I love my job. I think it's time for Remotely Funny families. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:03 | |
Your lounge is about to see something | 0:14:08 | 0:14:11 | |
that can only be described as horrifying | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
because today's game is something that can never be unseen. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:17 | |
Strictly cringe. | 0:14:17 | 0:14:18 | |
EVIL LAUGHTER | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
I'm going to show the older members of your team a video, | 0:14:20 | 0:14:24 | |
and they need to recreate the moves. I know, it sounds scary. | 0:14:24 | 0:14:27 | |
It is scary. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:28 | |
They'll also be wearing pedometers as the aim of the game is to | 0:14:28 | 0:14:32 | |
win maximum steps. And, guess what, this time you get... | 0:14:32 | 0:14:37 | |
..two seniors dancing for double the "Oh, no!" factor. | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
-Nerys, how are you feeling about this? -Excited. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
I feel like we're going to win, | 0:14:44 | 0:14:46 | |
and I feel like I'm going to be embarrassed. | 0:14:46 | 0:14:47 | |
So good! | 0:14:47 | 0:14:50 | |
Dylan, what about you? | 0:14:50 | 0:14:51 | |
-Horrified, scared! -Well, you should be. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:55 | |
-Hacker? -What? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
You don't have a team, so you'll just have to dance double the speed. | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
OK, dancers, look at this for inspiration. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:04 | |
# All my ladies wind to the left, sway to the right | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
# Drop it down low and take it back high | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
# No, I don't need introduction | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
# Follow my simple instruction... # | 0:15:11 | 0:15:12 | |
Show me that your pedometers are set to zero. Do I see two zeros? | 0:15:12 | 0:15:16 | |
Two zeros each. Hacker, is yours set to zero? | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
Right, they're prepped, I'm ready when you are. Let's do this thang! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
OK, guys, this is it. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Ready? | 0:15:26 | 0:15:27 | |
GO! | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
# Say that you're bossy cos you are the boss | 0:15:29 | 0:15:31 | |
# Buy anything, you don't care what it costs | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
# Stacked like casino, Armani, Moschino | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
# If you're The Supreme then I'm Diana Ross | 0:15:35 | 0:15:37 | |
# All my ladies wind to the left, sway to the right | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
# Drop it down low and take it back high... # | 0:15:39 | 0:15:41 | |
Dylan is enjoying this a bit too much. Which is good, of course. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
Remember, the most steps gets three Samojis! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
La, la, la... | 0:15:47 | 0:15:49 | |
# You know I don't need introduction | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
-# Follow my simple instruction... # -HOOTER | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
Stop dancing! Stop! | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Woo! I worked up a little sweat there. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Nerys, what did you think of your team's dancing? | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
We went crazy, we went for it, and we're going to win! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:06 | |
CHEERING | 0:16:06 | 0:16:07 | |
-Dylan? -I feel horrified. | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
Hacker, those hairy legs can really move. | 0:16:12 | 0:16:14 | |
Well, hold up your pedometers. Let's see who's stepped to Samoji heaven. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
Dylan has 223. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:23 | |
Nerys has 297. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:26 | |
And Hacker has 189. | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
Three Samojis for maximum dance steps goes to Nerys' team. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
CHEERING | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
Oh, OK, I give in. | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
Bonus Samoji goes to Hacker for artistic dancing. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:42 | |
Oh, a pity Samoji. I'll still take it, cocker. | 0:16:42 | 0:16:46 | |
And one Samoji to Dylan's team for cringe. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
CHEERING | 0:16:50 | 0:16:52 | |
In your face! | 0:16:52 | 0:16:55 | |
Hacker, come closer, will you? | 0:16:55 | 0:16:57 | |
Yeah, what do you want now? | 0:16:57 | 0:16:59 | |
It's time for our final bonus game of Guess What I'm Thinking. | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
-Are you ready? -I already know what you're thinking. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:05 | |
And it's not pretty. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
Dylan, you've already done this. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
How did you try to read my mind? | 0:17:10 | 0:17:12 | |
Think of the most less obvious thing. | 0:17:12 | 0:17:16 | |
Say you're in a bathroom, get... | 0:17:16 | 0:17:19 | |
..toilet roll. Don't get toilet roll, get... | 0:17:19 | 0:17:23 | |
..the bath curtains. | 0:17:23 | 0:17:24 | |
OK, Hacker, look into my eyes. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:28 | |
Not around the eyes, in the eyes. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:32 | |
-Do you have it? -Yes! I've got it, cocker! | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
-Go get it! -Right, I will do. | 0:17:35 | 0:17:38 | |
It's just here, actually. How convenient. | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
-OK, Hacker, what did you bring and why? -I've brought this. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
-A lovely, month-old sausage sandwich. -What? Why? | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
I've been saving it for a special occasion. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:51 | |
HE SNIFFS IT | 0:17:51 | 0:17:52 | |
I do like a sausage sandwich, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
but let's see what the correct answer is. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:56 | |
Family photo! I'm sorry, Hacker, not this time. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:04 | |
This is what my family looks like. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
My auntie's a tomato. | 0:18:07 | 0:18:09 | |
So, where does that leave us? | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
Nerys now has six Samojis. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
CHEERING | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
And Dylan is just in front with seven Samojis. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:21 | |
CHEERING | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
And Hacker, despite surprisingly hacking into the show, | 0:18:24 | 0:18:27 | |
has four Samojis. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
Oh, I can't even hack into it properly! | 0:18:29 | 0:18:31 | |
That does look nice, though. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
OK, upstairs! | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
Nerys and Dylan, it's all to play for. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:39 | |
Hacker, you can play, too. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
I like a laugh. Yes, they're on their own from now on. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:45 | |
Oh, no. OK, let's do it. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:48 | |
It's The Decider! | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
This game is called Say-What-You-See-Mojis. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:58 | |
Look at my Samojis and tell me what they're meant to represent. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
First person to buzz in and answer correctly wins two Samojis. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
Start the clock. First one. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:08 | |
-Hacker! -Arty football. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
No. Dylan. | 0:19:12 | 0:19:15 | |
-Paintball? -Yes, correct. Next one. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:18 | |
It's an animated movie. | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
Dylan. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
Kung Fu Panda 3. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Yes, wonderful. Next one. | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
-It's a song by Bruno Mars. -I know! -Hacker! | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
Eating Carrots Whilst Dressed As A Wizard 24 Hours A Day. | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
No, weirdly not that. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:36 | |
Nerys. | 0:19:36 | 0:19:37 | |
24 Carat Magic. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:39 | |
Wonderful. And here comes the next one. | 0:19:39 | 0:19:41 | |
It's a trend for making really colourful things to eat. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Nerys? | 0:19:45 | 0:19:46 | |
Rainbow snow cone? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:48 | |
No. Anyone else? Dylan? | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
Rainbow... Ice cream. I don't know. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:54 | |
-I know! -Hacker. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
Fancy horse ice cream. | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
-No. That was unicorn food. -That's not a thing! | 0:19:58 | 0:20:02 | |
Yes, it is. Next one. Last chance. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
What is this? Dylan. | 0:20:05 | 0:20:08 | |
Horseshoe? | 0:20:08 | 0:20:09 | |
Yes. That's it. Get your teams back in the room. | 0:20:09 | 0:20:14 | |
Come on, team. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:15 | |
Team! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
Invisible team, come in here! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Today's Remotely Funny winner is... | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
Must be me, it's easy this, I've definitely won. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:29 | |
..Dylan! Congratulations, Dylan. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:32 | |
I will be sending you a highly prized Remotely Funny hoodie. | 0:20:39 | 0:20:42 | |
Nerys, you don't go home empty-handed. | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
We will be sending you a money-can't-buy Remotely Funny cap | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
from our sponsor. Put it on! | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Nice. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Hacker, lucky for you, I've got a spare. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
Fantastic, where is it? | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
There it is. Furious. That's gone all over the floor. | 0:20:59 | 0:21:02 | |
Everyone shout "I love ruskeakastike!" | 0:21:02 | 0:21:05 | |
-ALL: -I love ruskeakastike! | 0:21:05 | 0:21:09 | |
I love russ-miss-mass-mer-mar! | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
Wonderful, wonderful. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
Today's show was sponsored by ruskeakastike, | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
the gravy you can smell 100 miles away. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:19 | |
Big thanks to Nerys and Dylan and your teams for letting us | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
run wild in your palatial abodes. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:25 | |
And to Hacker for editing himself unexpectedly into the show. | 0:21:25 | 0:21:29 | |
-That's what I do! -You've been immense. | 0:21:29 | 0:21:32 | |
It's been remote, and we've all been pretty funny. | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Take it away, Nerys. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Play that music! | 0:21:37 | 0:21:39 | |
# Na-na-na-na-na na-na | 0:21:39 | 0:21:43 | |
# Na-na-na-na-na na-na | 0:21:43 | 0:21:46 | |
# Na-na-na-na-na na-na | 0:21:46 | 0:21:49 | |
# Na-na-na-na-na na-na | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
# O-o-o-o-o-o-o-h | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
# Yeah! | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
# Na-na-na-na-na na-na | 0:21:56 | 0:21:59 | |
# Na-na-na-na-na na-na | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
# Na-na-na-na-na na-na... # | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
-Bye! Thanks, everyone! -Thanks forever playing. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
# O-o-o-o-o-o-o-h | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
# Yeah! # | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 |