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This is Something O'clock News with Saara. | 0:00:02 | 0:00:03 | |
Headlines tonight - man gets trapped in his own underpants, | 0:00:03 | 0:00:06 | |
dog learns to speak German, | 0:00:06 | 0:00:08 | |
and here's what's happening on Remotely Funny. | 0:00:08 | 0:00:10 | |
# La-la-la-la-la | 0:00:10 | 0:00:12 | |
# La-la-la-lol! # | 0:00:12 | 0:00:13 | |
THEY SCREAM | 0:00:16 | 0:00:17 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:00:17 | 0:00:19 | |
Welcome to Remotely Funny. | 0:00:23 | 0:00:24 | |
# Ooh, yeah! | 0:00:24 | 0:00:27 | |
# Ooh, yeah! # | 0:00:41 | 0:00:44 | |
Hey, everyone! I'm Saara. | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
This is Remotely Funny - | 0:00:46 | 0:00:47 | |
the game show that says it's taking part that counts, not winning. Sure! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:53 | |
After fulfilling my ambition of travelling the world as part | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
of a circus, I've decided that the UK is the place for me. | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
And today, I'm coming to you from Ramsbottom in Greater Manchester. | 0:00:59 | 0:01:04 | |
Bottom! A ram's bottom? Like the bottom of a male sheep? | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
SHEEP BAAS | 0:01:09 | 0:01:10 | |
Baffled now! | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
Anyway, if I'm in Ramsbottom, where are my Remotely Funny players? | 0:01:12 | 0:01:16 | |
-Up first is Ariana! Hello, Ariana! -Hello! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:22 | |
Hi, my name's Ariana, and I'm from Wiltshire. | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
And the funny thing about me is I do gymnastics everywhere. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
And my best friend, Emily - she helps me in arts and crafts, | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
and she dances with me. | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
And my mum - she cooks me | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
the best food in the world, and she cares for me. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:42 | |
And my dad - he is a great artist, and he snores when he's sleeping. | 0:01:42 | 0:01:47 | |
I'm loving the Hawaiian theme. | 0:01:47 | 0:01:49 | |
Woohoo! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
-Nice! Ooh! I like the vibe! Do your parents always dress this way? -Yes. | 0:01:52 | 0:01:57 | |
Nice! I like that! | 0:01:57 | 0:01:59 | |
Do you have a powerful slogan to back up your flower power? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:02 | |
We are, we are Team Number One! | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
And what we do is we like to have fun! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
Whoo! Nice! | 0:02:08 | 0:02:10 | |
Welcome, Ariana! Let's see who you're up against. It's Scarlett! | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
Hello, Scarlett! | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
Whoo! | 0:02:17 | 0:02:19 | |
Hi, my name is Scarlett, I'm from Edinburgh, | 0:02:19 | 0:02:21 | |
and I love dancing and walking in the forest. | 0:02:21 | 0:02:24 | |
This is my friend, Ava. | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
She is mad about dogs and is very good at gymnastics and trampolining. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
This is Ava's mum, Kristin. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
She's very sporty and is a very healthy eater. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:35 | |
This is my mum. | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
She is very embarrassing and is quite a good singer. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
# Laaaa! # | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
You're friends, and your mums are friends? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:46 | |
It's a beautiful team dynamic! Who's the most competitive and why? | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
Probably Ava because she does trampolining and gymnastics | 0:02:49 | 0:02:54 | |
-and has won medals. -Ooh! OK, competitive, then! | 0:02:54 | 0:02:58 | |
Scarlett's team, say hello to Ariana's posse! | 0:02:58 | 0:03:01 | |
-Hi, Ariana! -Hi, Scarlett! | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
Let's meet our final contender. It's Emma! | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
-Everyone say hello to Emma's team. -Hello! -Hi! -Hi, Emma! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
Hi, I'm Emma. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:13 | |
I'm the team captain from Hertfordshire, | 0:03:13 | 0:03:15 | |
and I'm eight years old. This is my mum. She's the clever one. | 0:03:15 | 0:03:19 | |
This is my dad. He's the sporty one. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
And this is my friend, Emily, from swimming. | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
She does the best dives ever. We're Team Emma, and we're going to win! | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
Yay! | 0:03:28 | 0:03:30 | |
Emma, tell me a little bit more about your mum | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
and dad's love for karaoke. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
My mum and dad, whenever we have these barbecues and parties, | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
they just bust out the really bad moves and embarrass me. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:43 | |
No, that's not cool! Well, you never know - it might help you today. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:47 | |
OK, you all look ready and raring to go. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:50 | |
But first, let me tell you what one of you will be winning today. | 0:03:50 | 0:03:53 | |
It's the Remotely Funny hoodie! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:56 | |
This prize is everything you've ever dreamed of - except that | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
dream about the unicorn drinking chocolate milk from your fridge. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Impress people you don't even know by winning this hoodie. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:05 | |
Today, I've got a once-in-a-lifetime chance for you to win bonus samojis. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:09 | |
When I press pause on my TV remote, you all need to freeze. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:14 | |
Freeze, like you've just seen a rat run out of your mum's slipper! | 0:04:14 | 0:04:18 | |
SCREAM | 0:04:18 | 0:04:19 | |
OK, so, let's practise. Everyone dance! Boo-boo-doo boo-boo! | 0:04:19 | 0:04:23 | |
Boo-boo-boo! Keep dancing until I press pause. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
Pause! | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
Hold it. Hold it. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
And play! | 0:04:33 | 0:04:34 | |
Yes! | 0:04:34 | 0:04:35 | |
Wonderful! | 0:04:37 | 0:04:38 | |
Now, there will be one samoji up for grabs for a Pause moment, | 0:04:38 | 0:04:41 | |
so keep an eye out for my pesky remote. | 0:04:41 | 0:04:44 | |
To the kitchen! | 0:04:44 | 0:04:46 | |
And I want you to do an impression of your mum or dad as you go. | 0:04:46 | 0:04:49 | |
-Don't hold back! -Cameron! Emma! Dinner's ready! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:53 | |
-Emma, can you go and get Cameron from upstairs? -Ooh! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
Why did you wake me up at seven o'clock in the morning? | 0:04:56 | 0:04:59 | |
Do that! Bring that! Do this! | 0:04:59 | 0:05:03 | |
Today's show is sponsored by Ruskeakastike - | 0:05:03 | 0:05:05 | |
the easy, squeezy, queasy gravy. | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
It's time for Kitchen Lolympics! | 0:05:08 | 0:05:10 | |
Welcome to Kitchen Lolympics! And today's event is Stacking, families. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:21 | |
The aim of the game is to stack as many custard creams | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
as you can on a chopping board, | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
but there's a twist - someone will be balancing it on their head. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:31 | |
So, team captains, which grown-up are you going to pick? | 0:05:31 | 0:05:34 | |
-Let's start with Ariana. -My dad because his head is strong. | 0:05:34 | 0:05:38 | |
OK, nice. And what about you, Scarlett? | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
-I'm picking my mum because her head is big and square. -Big and square! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:47 | |
That's not nice! Now, Emma? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
I'm choosing my dad's because he has no hair. | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
That might help, actually, cos, you know, it'll stick onto his head. | 0:05:52 | 0:05:55 | |
Nice! All right. Get your chopping boards in place. | 0:05:55 | 0:05:58 | |
Getting in position here. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
Nice. | 0:06:02 | 0:06:03 | |
Ariana's dad, don't look so BOARD. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
Ha, ha! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:07 | |
I'm sorry. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:08 | |
You've got 60 seconds to stack as many custard creams as you can. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:13 | |
The team with the most stacked in one tower | 0:06:13 | 0:06:16 | |
at the end of the time wins - | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
and keep an eye out for my cheeky TV remote. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
You never know when I want to savour a moment. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Time starts now! Go, go, go! | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
Stack those custard creams like you've never stacked them before! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Yes, Emma. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
Wow, Emma's team is going hard. Look at that tower! | 0:06:31 | 0:06:35 | |
Whoo! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:36 | |
Aah! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:38 | |
Oh, Ariana lost the tower. | 0:06:38 | 0:06:40 | |
OK, Ariana, get that tower rebuilt. | 0:06:40 | 0:06:43 | |
They're already falling. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Pause! | 0:06:48 | 0:06:49 | |
Aah! | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
Hold it. | 0:06:51 | 0:06:52 | |
-Scarlett, have you noticed there's a pause button? -Oh... | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
And...play! | 0:06:57 | 0:06:59 | |
I'll pass you them. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:03 | |
Come on, come on, come on! | 0:07:03 | 0:07:05 | |
No, no, no! | 0:07:07 | 0:07:08 | |
Time's up, everyone. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:16 | |
Oh...! | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
Whoa! Timber! | 0:07:19 | 0:07:23 | |
OK, so, Ariana's team seems to be the only one | 0:07:23 | 0:07:26 | |
with stacked custard creams - | 0:07:26 | 0:07:28 | |
and for that, you will get three samojis! | 0:07:28 | 0:07:32 | |
-ALL: -Yeah! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:35 | |
Scarlett, you did not see my pause moment when I did it. What happened? | 0:07:35 | 0:07:39 | |
We were just too busy stacking. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
You were concentrating - but it did lose you a bonus samoji for pausing. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:46 | |
Ariana, your team got a bonus samoji for pausing. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:50 | |
-Whoo! -Really good job. Really good work. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Emma, you're also brilliant at pausing, | 0:07:52 | 0:07:54 | |
so you got a bonus samoji, too. Congratulations. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:56 | |
-Yay! -Whoo! | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
Yay, well done! | 0:07:58 | 0:08:00 | |
Let's see what that's done to the scores. | 0:08:00 | 0:08:02 | |
-Scarlett has yet to score. -Oh, it's OK. It's OK. | 0:08:02 | 0:08:05 | |
Emma has one. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:07 | |
-Yay! -Whoo! | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
Ariana takes the early lead with four samojis. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:13 | |
Yay! | 0:08:13 | 0:08:14 | |
Onwards to the latrina - which is Latin for bathroom. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:19 | |
Leave your families behind - | 0:08:19 | 0:08:21 | |
this game is only for you, my team captains. | 0:08:21 | 0:08:22 | |
Move to the bathroom in the style of an elephant. | 0:08:22 | 0:08:25 | |
ELEPHANT TRUMPETS | 0:08:25 | 0:08:27 | |
ALL TRUMPET | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
It's time for Toilet Takedown. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
TOILET FLUSHES | 0:08:37 | 0:08:39 | |
Remember to put the seat down - | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
we don't want to LOOS anyone down the pan. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:44 | |
Ha, ha! | 0:08:44 | 0:08:46 | |
I'm going to ask you a question, | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
and I want you to write your answers on the closest thing to paper - | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
which, in the bathroom, is the loo roll. | 0:08:50 | 0:08:53 | |
You have 10 seconds to answer the question. | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Grab your toilet rolls. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
Here it is. | 0:08:57 | 0:08:59 | |
The toilet is sometimes referred to as the john - | 0:08:59 | 0:09:02 | |
but how many people are called John Smith in the UK? | 0:09:02 | 0:09:06 | |
Write down your answers, and don't show me yet. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
John Smith. Very generic, yet beautiful name. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:16 | |
AWOOGA! Time's up! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Pens down. Scarlett, what do you have? | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
68. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:21 | |
Emma, what do you have? | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
65. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
OK, what about you, Ariana? | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
100. | 0:09:26 | 0:09:27 | |
The correct answer is... | 0:09:27 | 0:09:30 | |
..4,700 - so that means, Ariana, you get the samoji! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:35 | |
-Whoo! -Yes. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Three samojis for Ariana. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
It's time for the race to end all races - it's Wind-up Warriors. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:45 | |
It's the Granny Grand Prix! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:47 | |
Age is just a number | 0:09:47 | 0:09:48 | |
when these rival racers take to the starting blocks - | 0:09:48 | 0:09:52 | |
but who will be first in line at the bus stop, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
and who will be left sucking on a boiled sweet? | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
Is it A, B or C? | 0:09:58 | 0:10:02 | |
Respect your elders in the Granny Grand Prix. | 0:10:02 | 0:10:05 | |
Ariana, you're our leader, so you get to pick your toy first. | 0:10:07 | 0:10:11 | |
Which toy did you go with, and why? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
B, because it looks very fast. | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
OK, sweet. Emma, you're in second place. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:19 | |
Who have you gone for, and why? | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
C, because... | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
C's my lucky... | 0:10:23 | 0:10:25 | |
..letter. | 0:10:25 | 0:10:27 | |
I didn't know lucky letters was a thing! But I like that. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
So, Scarlett, you got the letter A. How does that make you feel? | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
-I don't really mind. -Wonderful. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Now, call your teams into the room. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
Mummy, Daddy! | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
Come on! Come in. | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
I want to hear you all cheering your toys on. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
C, C, C, C! | 0:10:45 | 0:10:49 | |
Let's see who'll wind up the winner. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:51 | |
Get ready! | 0:10:52 | 0:10:54 | |
Three, two, one, go! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:57 | |
AWOOGA! | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Let's get an action replay. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:02 | |
AWOOGA! | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
Granny B wins! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:11:11 | 0:11:13 | |
Congratulations, Ariana. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Three samojis for you. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:19 | |
Who's flush with samojis? | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
Scarlett is yet to score... | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
..Emma still has one samoji... | 0:11:28 | 0:11:30 | |
Yay! | 0:11:30 | 0:11:32 | |
..and Ariana is striding ahead with 10 samojis! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
-ALL: -Yeah! | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
OK, players, to the living room, | 0:11:40 | 0:11:42 | |
where many a sleepover party has taken place. | 0:11:42 | 0:11:45 | |
Ariana, what's the best thing about sleepovers? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
Um, when you get to spy on the adults, and a feast. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:53 | |
Nice. What about you, Scarlett? What do you like about sleepovers? | 0:11:53 | 0:11:56 | |
I love sleepovers because then you can have loads of junk food | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
-and midnight feasts. -Mm! | 0:11:59 | 0:12:01 | |
Emma, what do you like about sleepovers? | 0:12:01 | 0:12:04 | |
-I like sleepovers because I can stay up later. -Yes. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
Let's play Remotely Funny Families. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
Today's game has been designed for maximum embarrassment | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
through minimal talent. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
It's called Your Singing's Pants, | 0:12:19 | 0:12:21 | |
and your parents have a starring role. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
All they need to do is listen to a track | 0:12:23 | 0:12:25 | |
and sing it back to their team. | 0:12:25 | 0:12:27 | |
Three samojis for correctly guessing the song title - | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
but it's not that easy. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
We want them to sing the song using only one word. | 0:12:31 | 0:12:35 | |
Emma, who's playing for you, and why? | 0:12:35 | 0:12:39 | |
My mum, because she knows most songs, | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
and she is best at singing, and she's got the best rhythm. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:45 | |
-OK! -Nice. Well, that makes sense, then. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
No pressure! No pressure. | 0:12:48 | 0:12:50 | |
What does she sound like when she sings? Can I get a sample? | 0:12:50 | 0:12:53 | |
# Noooo! # | 0:12:53 | 0:12:55 | |
Ariana, who's going to embarrass... I mean, win it for you? | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
Er, my mum, because she always likes to listen to music | 0:13:00 | 0:13:04 | |
and dances with it. | 0:13:04 | 0:13:06 | |
OK. Dancing might come in handy, as well. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:08 | |
Scarlett, who's playing for you? | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
It's my mum, because she's good at singing | 0:13:10 | 0:13:14 | |
and is good at remembering lyrics. | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
Nice. Well, I'm going to play a track | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
through the Remotely Funny headphones. | 0:13:18 | 0:13:21 | |
Emma's mum, you're first - and this is why the game got its name, | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
because your word is "pants". | 0:13:24 | 0:13:26 | |
Put the earphones on and have a listen to this. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
# Pants, pants, pants, pants | 0:13:30 | 0:13:33 | |
# Pants, pantsing | 0:13:33 | 0:13:35 | |
# Pants | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
# Pants, pants | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
# Pants, pants, pants | 0:13:38 | 0:13:40 | |
# Pants, pants, pantsing, pant-pants | 0:13:40 | 0:13:43 | |
# Pants, pants, pants, pants, pants | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
# Pants-pants, pants... # | 0:13:46 | 0:13:47 | |
RECORD SCRATCHES Emma, what's your answer? | 0:13:48 | 0:13:51 | |
Dancing Through The Night? It's just a guess. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:55 | |
Let's find out. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:56 | |
# Oh, I've been shaking | 0:13:56 | 0:13:58 | |
# I love it when you go crazy | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
# You take all my inhibitions | 0:13:59 | 0:14:02 | |
# Baby, there's nothing holding me back | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
# You take me places that tear up my reputation | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
# Manipulate my decisions | 0:14:07 | 0:14:10 | |
# Baby, there's nothing holding me back... # | 0:14:10 | 0:14:12 | |
It was actually Shawn Mendes' There's Nothing Holdin' Me Back. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:16 | |
-Emma, your mum really was pants. How do you feel? -Embarrassed. | 0:14:16 | 0:14:20 | |
Unfortunately, no samojis for you. | 0:14:20 | 0:14:22 | |
Ariana, your mum is up next, and your word is "cheese". | 0:14:22 | 0:14:28 | |
Put your headphones in and have a listen to this. | 0:14:28 | 0:14:31 | |
# Cheese | 0:14:32 | 0:14:34 | |
# Cheese | 0:14:34 | 0:14:35 | |
# Cheese | 0:14:35 | 0:14:37 | |
# Cheese, cheese | 0:14:37 | 0:14:41 | |
# Cheese | 0:14:41 | 0:14:43 | |
# Cheese | 0:14:43 | 0:14:45 | |
# Cheese | 0:14:45 | 0:14:46 | |
# Cheese | 0:14:46 | 0:14:48 | |
# Cheese. # | 0:14:50 | 0:14:52 | |
Nice! Ariana, do you have an answer? | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
What do you think that song was? | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
Er.. Worth It...by Fifth Harmony? | 0:14:56 | 0:15:01 | |
-It's a good guess. -Yes. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:02 | |
It was pretty cheesy. How do you feel, Ariana? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:04 | |
Bad. | 0:15:04 | 0:15:06 | |
Well, let's have a listen at what it actually was. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:09 | |
# Give me your love, I need it | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
# Give me your love, I'm bleeding | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
# Give me your love, I need it | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
# Oh, yeah | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
# Why don't you give me your love? # | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
Nice! Emma's applying, nice. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
# Give me your love... # | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
Nice. Well, the correct answer was | 0:15:30 | 0:15:33 | |
Sigala, featuring John Newman, Give Me Your Love. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:36 | |
Oh, embarrassing! | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
No, no, no. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:39 | |
I mean, yes, it is. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:40 | |
Ariana, sorry, no samoji for you. | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
And last but hopefully not least, it is Scarlett's team's turn. | 0:15:43 | 0:15:48 | |
Stand by with ear defenders, your word is "lol". | 0:15:48 | 0:15:51 | |
Have a listen to this. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:53 | |
# La-la-la-la, lol-lol-lol-lol | 0:15:53 | 0:15:56 | |
# La-la-lol-la | 0:15:56 | 0:15:59 | |
# Lol | 0:15:59 | 0:16:01 | |
# Lol-lol-lol-lol | 0:16:01 | 0:16:03 | |
# Lol-lol-lol | 0:16:03 | 0:16:06 | |
# Lol-lol-lol-lol-lol | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
# Lol-lol-lol-lol | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
# Lol-lol-lol. # | 0:16:11 | 0:16:13 | |
Scarlett, you seem totally unbothered and unembarrassed, | 0:16:13 | 0:16:16 | |
-is this a common occurrence in your household? -No. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:20 | |
Well, Scarlett, do you have an answer for me? | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
What song do you think that was? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:24 | |
-Together. -Hair by Little Mix? | 0:16:24 | 0:16:26 | |
Yes! Yes, yes, yes! | 0:16:26 | 0:16:28 | |
Correct answer. SCARLETT'S TEAM CHEER | 0:16:28 | 0:16:32 | |
Let's have a listen. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:33 | |
# Get if off my shoulder, I've had enough | 0:16:33 | 0:16:36 | |
# Can't take it no longer | 0:16:36 | 0:16:38 | |
# I'm over him, I swear | 0:16:38 | 0:16:41 | |
# I'm like yeah | 0:16:41 | 0:16:43 | |
# Gotta get him out my hair Gotta get him out my hair | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
# Gotta get him out my hair | 0:16:46 | 0:16:47 | |
-# Gotta get him... # -Pause! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:48 | |
-And play. -# And I knew it | 0:16:53 | 0:16:55 | |
# Got me going mad sitting in this chair | 0:16:55 | 0:16:59 | |
# Like I don't care | 0:16:59 | 0:17:02 | |
# Gotta get him out my hair... # | 0:17:02 | 0:17:04 | |
Bonus samoji for Emma's team. | 0:17:04 | 0:17:06 | |
# I tried everything but it's useless | 0:17:06 | 0:17:07 | |
# He pushed me so far now I'm on the edge... # | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Well... | 0:17:09 | 0:17:11 | |
Nice. Three samojis for you. | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
THEY CHEER | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
Oh, man, your singing really is pants, cheese and lol. | 0:17:14 | 0:17:18 | |
Ha! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Let's see who's taken a big slice of samoji pie. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
Emma has two. THEY CHEER | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
Scarlett now has three. THEY CHEER | 0:17:27 | 0:17:32 | |
And Ariana stays on 10. THEY CHEER | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
It's time to go upstairs to your evil lair, | 0:17:38 | 0:17:40 | |
the place commonly known as your bedroom. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:44 | |
It's The Decider. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:46 | |
Scarlett! Scarlett! | 0:17:46 | 0:17:48 | |
Woo-woo-woo! | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
This game is called | 0:17:56 | 0:17:57 | |
Say What You See Mojis. | 0:17:57 | 0:17:58 | |
Look at my samojis | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
and tell me what they're meant to represent. | 0:18:00 | 0:18:01 | |
First person to buzz in and answer correctly | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
wins two samojis. | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
Now, go get your buzzers. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:06 | |
Ariana, what's your buzzer and what kind of sound does it make? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
It's a rattle thing. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
RATTLING | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
Nice. | 0:18:19 | 0:18:21 | |
Scarlett, what buzzer have you got and why did you choose it? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
I have cones and they're filled with little toys. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
And they make this sound. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
RATTLING | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
And, Emma, what's your buzzer and what kind of sound does yours make? | 0:18:32 | 0:18:35 | |
I have a guitar top and it makes a noise like this. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:39 | |
GUITAR CHORD PLAYS Nice. | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
60 seconds on the clock. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
Everyone, deep breath. | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
Start the clock. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:48 | |
First one, it's an animated movie set on an island. | 0:18:48 | 0:18:52 | |
RATTLING | 0:18:52 | 0:18:54 | |
Ariana. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:55 | |
Moana. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:56 | |
Correct. Here comes the next one. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
You take your dirty vehicles here to get clean. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
RATTLING AND GUITAR CHORD PLAYS Scarlett. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:03 | |
Car wash. | 0:19:03 | 0:19:04 | |
Yes! Next one. | 0:19:04 | 0:19:06 | |
It's a song by ex-One Direction singer Zayn Malik. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:09 | |
GUITAR CHORD PLAYS Emma. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
-Noise. -BUZZER | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Anyone else? Arianna, Scarlett, do you know what song this is? | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
-No. -Ariana? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:18 | |
-Erm... No. -BUZZER | 0:19:18 | 0:19:20 | |
It was Zayn Malik's Pillowtalk. Here comes the next one. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:22 | |
It's a saying when you give away a secret. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
No-one? | 0:19:30 | 0:19:31 | |
Nope. BUZZER | 0:19:31 | 0:19:32 | |
It was let the cat out of the bag. Next one. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
OK, it's a TV show where people invest in your ideas. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
RATTLING Scarlett. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
Dragons' Den. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Correct! That's all. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Well done, everyone. Time is up. Time is up. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
That's it. Get your teams back in the room. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:51 | |
It's time to reveal the winner. | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Mummy, Daddy, Emily! | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
-Hi. -Hello. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:58 | |
Ready? | 0:19:58 | 0:19:59 | |
I can reveal... | 0:19:59 | 0:20:01 | |
# Da-la-da-da-da... # | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
..today's Remotely Funny winner is... | 0:20:04 | 0:20:07 | |
..Ariana! Congratulations. THEY CHEER | 0:20:15 | 0:20:18 | |
Congratulations. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
Ariana, I will be sending you | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
a highly prized Remotely Funny hoodie. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Scarlett and Emma, you don't go home empty-handed. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:33 | |
We will be sending you a money can't buy Remotely Funny cap | 0:20:33 | 0:20:38 | |
from our sponsor, of course. Put them on. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:40 | |
Nice. Looking beautiful. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
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TRAIN HOOTS Oh, my train is due. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:56 | |
Got to go. Big thanks to Ariana, | 0:20:56 | 0:20:57 | |
Scarlett and Emma | 0:20:57 | 0:20:59 | |
and your teams for letting us | 0:20:59 | 0:21:00 | |
run wild in your palatial homes. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:02 | |
You've been immense, | 0:21:02 | 0:21:04 | |
it's been remote and we've all been pretty funny. | 0:21:04 | 0:21:06 | |
Take it away, Scarlett. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:08 | |
Play the music. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:10 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:10 | 0:21:13 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:13 | 0:21:16 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:16 | 0:21:19 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:19 | 0:21:23 | |
# Oh... | 0:21:23 | 0:21:26 | |
# Yeah! | 0:21:26 | 0:21:27 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:27 | 0:21:28 | |
# Woo-woo! | 0:21:28 | 0:21:30 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
# Woo-woo! Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na... # | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
-Bye, guys! -Bye. | 0:21:34 | 0:21:35 | |
# Na-na na-na na-na na-na na na Woo-woo! | 0:21:35 | 0:21:39 | |
# Oh... | 0:21:39 | 0:21:41 | |
# Yeah! # | 0:21:41 | 0:21:42 |