Episode 1 Richard Hammond's Blast Lab


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All right, I've got ya, I've got ya, it's all right, I've got...

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oh, dear, yeah.

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That was a lab rat, I sent him into the tank to fetch my keys.

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I think I dropped 'em in there, and...oh, hang on...

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oh, no, it's all right, I've got them, they're here. Thank goodness!

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Never mind! Hello and welcome to my Blast Lab.

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Got the keys back.

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If you like fluffy animals, butterflies and rainbows,

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you're watching the wrong programme.

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If you like gunge, experiments and explosions

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then you are in the right place.

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In a moment, two teams of young scientists

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are about to partake in some noisy, gungey and fun scientific challenges

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to try and win great prizes. Coming up,

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the petrol powered professor. In fact, now 2.0, it is Oliver.

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In Mini Science we shall be learning about attraction,

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with a science teacher who hates me.

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Yeah, yeah, well done.

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Meanwhile, I may have regrets over letting my Lab Rats

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take charge of doing the weekly supermarket shop.

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This week's Messy Messy Mess Test will involve my soon-to-be-illegal,

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cat-firing device, it's my amazing catapult for the gungey bungee.

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Now, most top secret labs have elaborate swipe cards,

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iris recognition and fingerprint machines to allow access.

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There's no need for any of that rubbish here.

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That's because I have my Ninja Nan.

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She must be practising her Ninja invisibility techniques, brilliant.

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If you look carefully

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you can see a sort of shimmer in the middle of the room...

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..oh, no, hang on, she's just been making a pot of tea. My mistake.

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Now she's got herself settled in,

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let's have a look at who's trying to get into my lab today.

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Yeah, everybody's very excited. Oh, look, here's the Red Team.

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We don't know, you could be anybody.

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-For security reasons, your names, please.

-Emma.

-Abigail.

-Connor.

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Emma, Abigail and Connor, yeah, most definitely.

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-What talent will you use to prove you're the Red Team?

-A funky dance.

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That's what it says here. Go on then.

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Big fish, little fish, cardboard box, big fish, little fish, cardboard box.

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Robot, robot, ee, ee, ee.

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Technically, that was an irritating dance,

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but we'll let you in, we'll say it's funky, into the lab, come on then.

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What on Earth was that?

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All right then, so you say you're the real Red Team.

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One final security check before I let you into the lab.

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We agreed a password with the real Red Team,

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if that's you, you'd know what it is. So what is it?

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-Sharks.

-Yes, that's what I've got written down.

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Why sharks? Got a pet shark?

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I've got a massive phobia of them.

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-Have you?

-Once, I cried cos my mum said,

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"imagine if you were in a tank full of them?".

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That'd be terrible. Aagghh, shark!

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No, it's not, you're all right, it's just the audience there.

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You are the Red Team, go and get settled in ready for the first game.

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Right, that's one team, we need another, we need a Yellow Team.

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These three say it's them.

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Yeah, it's all well and good getting excited,

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you could be three impostors who've just found three yellow lab coats.

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We need to check you out through security. Names?

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-Ryan.

-George.

-Charlie.

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Ryan, George, Charlie, that's what I've got here.

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Charlie, your name's next to talent, What are you going to do?

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I can do basketball tricks.

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OK, do some basketball tricks.

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Oh, yeah, bouncing, oh, yeah, oh, OK.

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He's doing the spinning on the finger thing,

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fair enough, I'll let you in.

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Hello, Yellows, now we agreed a password with the real,

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-genuine Yellow Team. What d'you think it is?

-Eyelid.

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Yeah, that's what I've got written down. Why?

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I was playing football

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and I collided heads with my friend and I split my eyelid.

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Ow! Fair enough, it's a wounded story, that's pretty impressive.

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I'll believe you're the Yellow Team. Go and get ready for the first game.

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There's your Yellow Team.

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And now it's time for the car the Government won't let on the road,

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not because he isn't roadworthy,

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but because he knows all their top-secret information

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and to let him out would be a risk to national security...

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and he isn't taxed. It is, of course, Oliver.

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Oliver, please join us.

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Get him docked into Factnav, get him hooked up,

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there you go, systems up and running. Oh, yes.

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He's a wonderful little car, but I've made him even better

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because I upgraded him with the very latest Factnav 2.0,

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an unbelievable system full of just millions of fascinating facts.

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The only thing is, when I fitted it,

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you see, there was already the stereo in the dashboard,

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and so there was only so much room and it wouldn't quite go in,

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and because I really love my music, I broke a bit off the Factnav

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to put it in, and now it doesn't really work properly.

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So teams, I'm going to need you to tell me

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whether the science facts I give you are true or false.

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If they then turn out to be true, Oliver will do this.

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OLIVER TOOTS

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Or, if they're false, he'll let us know by doing this.

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OLIVER PARPS

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OK, simple enough, here's how we play the game.

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Three lights on each side, three for each team, now red.

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Every time you get a question right we'll turn one light green.

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But if you answer a question incorrectly,

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not only do we not turn your light green,

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we'll turn one of the other team's lights green.

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The first team to light all three lights green will win the game,

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they'll take a point and we move on.

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Know what you've got to do? The first question

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is a "nearest to" question.

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The Northern Line of the London Underground

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has one of the longest tunnels in the world.

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How long is that tunnel in miles? Have a chat, have a think.

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Oh, Reds, let's get something written down.

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-Time's up.

-OK, both teams have got an answer written down in miles.

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Yellows, what've you got? 100 miles

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Reds, what've you got? 220 miles.

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The actual answer is 17.3 miles,

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-which means the Yellows are closest. They get the green light.

-Yes!

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OK, that means, Yellows, you get the first "true or false" question.

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A spacesuit weighs approximately 127kg on the ground,

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is that true or false?

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-False.

-False, that's your answer as a team.

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Yellows think it's false. Oliver, is that true or false?

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-OLIVER TOOTS

-It's true.

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Sorry, Yellows, it is true,

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which means the green light goes to the Reds.

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It actually does weigh that, 127kg on the ground.

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That's the same as three Ninja Nans.

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Right, Reds, it's time for your first true or false question.

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Walruses have a sucking power

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as strong as an average vacuum cleaner.

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Is that true, do you think, or false?

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True.

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Oliver, I'd like you to tell me.

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-OLIVER PARPS

-It is, in fact, false.

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I'm really sorry, Reds, it's false,

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that means another green light is lit for the Yellows. So...

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in actual fact a walrus's sucking power

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is three times stronger than the average vacuum cleaner.

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They're no good for doing behind the sofa. They don't come

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with the attachment for that.

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Right, Yellows, you're in a very good position.

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The largest volcano in the solar system is found on Mars.

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Is that true or false?

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The largest volcano in the solar system is on Mars.

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You guys have a chat.

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Audience, let's see what you think. Vote with your feet, true or false?

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Five, four, three, two, one.

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SIREN WAILS

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The majority of the audience in favour of that being the case.

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Do we think so?

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Yeah, I think that it's true because I just had a guess.

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-We approve of guessing.

-I looked at the picture and thought...

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-You think not.

-No, I don't.

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No? OK, fair enough.

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Back to your places please, audience, back to your places.

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Yellows, this is what's the word?

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There is a word, hang on...

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..critical, that's the word.

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-Yep.

-Because this is to win the game,

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or hand over a big juicy opportunity to do just that to the Reds.

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What do you think?

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-True.

-You think it's true.

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Oliver, is it true or false?

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-OLIVER TOOTS

-It's true.

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Third light and that's three to the yellows.

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It's actually called Olympus Mons

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and it's three times as tall as Mount Everest.

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It's pretty big as volcanoes go,

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and that means with three lights lit green, the Yellows take the lead.

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It's 1-0 to the Yellows and we move on.

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When I announced to the world

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that I had successfully built a time machine

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I braced myself for an avalanche of congratulations cards,

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maybe a knighthood, maybe the Nobel prize,

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but instead all that happened was

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the world's finest physics minds went into hiding.

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I think they were trying to tell me something,

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but I switched it on anyway and I used it

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to bring my old science teacher back through time to the lab,

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and it worked...sort of.

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It's just that she stepped out of it as a ten year old girl,

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and she is, of course, Mini Miss.

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-You never did listen, Richard.

-Sorry, Miss, what were you saying?

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-Never mind. Let's just focus on today's game, shall we?

-Pardon?

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You'd better not be winding me up, or I'll be speaking with your mother.

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-Yes, Miss, sorry, Miss, paying attention now, Miss.

-Good.

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Today's game is called...

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All our teams have to do is take turns

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hanging these common or garden garage items off this super magnet.

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-Sounds easy enough, hang them off there.

-But they must be careful,

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because the team that makes the magnet drop, loses the game.

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So this is all about judging weight and just how strong

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that magnet attraction is to that metal plate, isn't it?

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Finally, you've got something right, Richard.

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Yes, yes, no, I'm good at this, Miss.

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Actually I've got a joke about magnets.

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Where do magnets plant their potatoes?

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In a magnetic field.

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WIND WHISTLES BELL TOLLS

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No? No takers? No takers for that?

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OK, suddenly quite warm in here.

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Right, teams, before we get started on this

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you've got a bit of time to think about it.

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Mini Miss will talk tactics with you.

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You have a little bit of time to do that.

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This is all about the power of magnets.

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Magnets and magnetism are quite mysterious.

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Scientists are still looking into how they work.

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At the moment they think the reason things are or aren't magnetic

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is due to small regions within the materials things are made of

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called domains, and these domains act like tiny little magnets.

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If they all face the same direction,

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the theory is that makes something magnetic,

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so it sticks to other magnets.

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Here we have Blast Lab's super magnet.

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Hold on, urgh. Now this is being pulled upwards

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by a magnetic attraction between it and that metal plate.

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That's pulling that way, but when the teams hang objects off it,

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gravity is pulling them that way. Now for a while,

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the magnetic attraction pulling that way will be sufficient,

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but at some point, when this gets too heavy,

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the pull that way is going to overcome the pull that way

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and it'll all fall apart.

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Up to the team to judge it. Right, teams

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you've had a bit of time to talk tactics.

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Yellows, you're in the lead at the moment at 1-0,

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so you get to decide. Do you want to go first or second?

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-First please.

-You want to go first. OK, well, let's get on with this.

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Make your choice, choose an object, Yellows.

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OK, oh, they're going for the fishing net.

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'OK. The fishing net is actually the lightest item,'

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weighing only 200g. OK, the first move has been made.

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'At just 500g, the wrench is the second lightest item.'

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-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh.

-Away you come.

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-Too heavy.

-Ooh, you've picked it now.

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Some careful play from George for the Yellow Team.

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'The clamp weighs 800g, bringing the total so far to 1.5kg,

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'and the magnet's showing no signs of weakening.

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'What will the Reds pick next?'

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Ooh, they've gone for the mallet. 'Which weighs 1 kg.'

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-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh.

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It's taken by the magnet, there you go, Connor, nice one.

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Gone for the dustbin lid, it's a biggy.

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'But not the heaviest, it only weighs 1 kg.'

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There you go, there you go.

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'The weight's really starting to build now, we're at 3.5 kg.'

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They've gone mallet, dustbin lid, Wellington boot.

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Classic play from the Reds.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Ooooh.

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Easy.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

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'Ryan steps forward with the silver bucket,

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'our fifth heaviest item, weighing 1.2 kg.'

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-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh.

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Success, there you go.

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'The Reds have gone for the hammer. Weighing only 700 grams.'

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Connor performing a hang for his team-mates.

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Executing a neat hang, but will it work?

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Yes! Well done, well done, nice play. Well done.

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'The magnet is holding 6.2kg,

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'and there's only one item left which weighs less than a kilo.'

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And they've gone for the foot pump. 'Good pick, Yellows, that's it.'

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'Will the magnet be able to support its added 800g?'

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He's done the hang, now he does the release,

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and the magnet takes the weight.

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You could cut the atmosphere in the lab with a knife right now.

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Some earnest chat at this point in the game.

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The team wondering how they're going to answer the Yellows' move.

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Abigail picks up the bicycle wheel for the Reds.

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'And it weighs a whopping 2kg.'

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Hang it at the side. Like... turn it round. Yeah, like that.

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-Try and hang it on something...

-Some advice from her team mates.

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-Can we hang it on things?

-Don't.

-You can hang it on things

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as long as it's not touching the ground, that's all that matters.

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-Gently.

-Stepping forward bravely with the wheel.

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-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh.

-She's got it hooked.

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Now can it take the weight?

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Ooh, nice play from the Reds.

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Ooh hoo. Yellows under massive pressure now.

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Just some heavyweight stuff to choose from, Yellows.

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The tool box is going to be heavy. But that's a five litre one...

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'It's a crucial decision here,

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'and let's hope they don't pick the tool box,

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'as it's the heaviest item weighing 2.7kg.

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'Oh, no, will this be a disastrous choice for the Yellow Team?

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'Will the magnet be able to hold the added weight?'

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Have the yellows made a mistake with this heavy choice?

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'After all, the magnet is already holding 9kg.'

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Hang it from the top. Nice one.

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-Ooh, struggling to get in with that.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooooh.

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-CRASH

-Bad luck, George. Bad luck, Yellows.

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It's gone, that means the Reds win.

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The magnet managed to hold up 9kg

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but the added 2.7kg of the tool box was too much,

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bringing it crashing to the ground.

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That means the score now is one-all. It's a draw right now.

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That game was fun,

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but hanging hooks on a magnet isn't exactly rocket science.

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I fancy something that really is rocket science.

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Lab Rats aren't very good at thinking for themselves.

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Well, they can do the basics,

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like knowing when they're hungry, happy or tired,

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and these three usually come one after the other.

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When they realise they're hungry, they eat, that makes them happy

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and then they just fall asleep.

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But outside of these things they need help in knowing what to do

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in the day, and that help comes in the form of lists, a lot of lists.

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But this list is nothing compared to the one Ninja Nan gives them

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for the lab's weekly shop.

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Nan isn't happy that Lab Rats take so long to get the food shopping,

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so she's called an expert to help speed things along.

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Hello, I'm a rocket expert.

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This is the principal lecturer for Rocketry and Aerospace Design

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at the University of Hertfordshire.

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With these rockets we hope to speed up the Lab Rats' shopping trip,

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but the expert has left it up to the Lab Rats

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to choose the fuel for their rockets.

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We're looking for high calorific food here.

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The higher the calorie content of the food,

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the more energy can be released when it's burnt.

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The Lab Rats have chosen cheese,

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toffee

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and burger.

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But surely, they can't drive a rocket?

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I think we need an animation.

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To make a rocket all we need is a fuel, which is a thing that burns,

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and an oxidizer, which helps the fuel to burn.

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Here we're going to use the food as our fuel.

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For the food to fuel our rocket successfully

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it needs to burn really quickly

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and produce enough hot gases to rush out the back of the rocket

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with sufficient force to launch our trolley forwards.

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But which one of the three foods will make the best rocket fuel?

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Hold the experiment right there. There's a point up for grabs.

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The score is one-all, so it'd be nice, wouldn't it, to get a decider?

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I will give that point to the team

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that tells me which food will make the best rocket fuel.

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You've got a choice of three - burgers, cheese and toffee,

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and it's based around the calorie content, you heard it said there,

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which is how much energy is in the food.

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But don't forget, that energy has to be got out and burnt,

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so which food is going to let that energy out the most effectively

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to turn it into rocket fuel?

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This really is rocket science. Reds, what do you think?

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-Toffee.

-Yellows?

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-Burger.

-Burger.

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So burger from the Yellows, toffee from the Reds.

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This could be a decider. If one of those two foods turns out

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to be the most useful here, that team will go into the lead.

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Let's find out.

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We're here to find out which of the three foodstuffs chosen by

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our Lab Rats makes the best alternative rocket fuel -

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cheese, burgers or toffee.

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Well, there's no point messing about, let's get on with it.

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Normally, cheese melts when it's heated,

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but will our rocket expert's rocket

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convert it to forward motion and speed? Let's find out.

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Three, two, one...

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..blast off!

0:20:000:20:01

Ooh, we have movement. The trolley is being propelled along the runway,

0:20:030:20:07

but it must be said, not very fast, and not very far.

0:20:070:20:11

Right, onto the next fuel, toffee.

0:20:110:20:15

Can the sugar fix turn into rocket power, or will it all end in tears?

0:20:150:20:20

Three, two, one...

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..blast off. Well, the rocket is shooting along the runway.

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In fact, it's had a sugar crash

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as the trolley simply can't keep upright and has fallen to its side.

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Thankfully it had no shopping in it this time.

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Lastly, we have burger.

0:20:410:20:43

Will this king of fast foods propel the shopping trolley

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at lightning speeds along the runway, making it

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ideal for Ninja Nan's shopping delivery? Let's find out.

0:20:490:20:53

three, two, one...

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..blast off.

0:20:560:20:58

Well, that'd be a no, then.

0:20:590:21:01

The burger fuel converts into a bit of gas, and no movement whatsoever.

0:21:010:21:06

Total distance zero metres.

0:21:060:21:08

So of all the foodstuffs we converted into rocket fuel,

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the clear winner

0:21:120:21:13

and only suitable fuel to propel Ninja Nan's shopping trolley is...

0:21:130:21:17

toffee.

0:21:170:21:19

Well...

0:21:210:21:22

..it's a clear result and I heard a little, "oh, no," from the Yellows

0:21:240:21:28

as the burger failed completely.

0:21:280:21:30

The winner was toffee.

0:21:300:21:31

The Reds take the point,

0:21:310:21:33

it's 2-1 right now.

0:21:330:21:34

Well done Reds, sorry Yellows,

0:21:360:21:38

but it's not all over yet. You need to get changed into

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protective suits, ready for the Messy Messy Mess Test.

0:21:410:21:44

Well done teams, and the score currently 2-1 to the Reds.

0:21:440:21:47

And now it's time for...

0:21:470:21:49

Which features this, my bungee powered catapult.

0:21:530:21:56

I invented this to investigate

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if cats travelling at the speed of sound still land on their feet.

0:21:580:22:02

A long detailed answer published in

0:22:020:22:04

the latest journal of Advanced Feline Aerodynamics is... No.

0:22:040:22:08

So now I just use the catapult to fire prize pods over my septic tank.

0:22:080:22:12

The teams have to get these prize pods across the tank,

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into the prize zone at the end.

0:22:150:22:17

The team that gets the most there wins,

0:22:170:22:19

and they will win the prizes written on those pods.

0:22:190:22:22

But there is a twist.

0:22:220:22:23

One person from each team is in the gunge, they have two jobs,

0:22:230:22:27

firstly to intercept the opposing team's prize pods

0:22:270:22:30

as they travel across the tank,

0:22:300:22:32

and secondly to return their own team's prize pods to the baskets

0:22:320:22:35

for collection and firing by the bungee operator.

0:22:350:22:38

Each team can also choose to fire...these.

0:22:380:22:41

They are...

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Giant Hands Of Glory.

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Yup. These can be used to stop the opposing team's prize pods

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more efficiently, but it takes up valuable bungee time to fire them,

0:22:480:22:52

because obviously you could be firing a prize pod at the same time.

0:22:520:22:55

So it's up to you, teams, to decide when to go with those, if at all.

0:22:550:22:58

Right, Reds, you're in the lead, so you have a five second head start.

0:22:580:23:02

Yellows, only begin when you hear the second claxon.

0:23:020:23:05

You have some time to get as many prize pods across the tank

0:23:050:23:08

and into the prize zone as possible, and that some time starts,

0:23:080:23:11

-are you ready? Now!

-CLAXON HONKS

0:23:110:23:14

Taking aim for the Reds,

0:23:140:23:16

we have Connor.

0:23:160:23:17

CLAXON HONKS

0:23:170:23:18

There's the second siren.

0:23:180:23:19

Ryan in charge

0:23:190:23:20

of landing the prizes.

0:23:200:23:22

a perfect hit, immediately followed

0:23:220:23:24

by a perfect bounce

0:23:240:23:25

straight out of the prize zone, bad luck.

0:23:250:23:27

Oh, what's this?

0:23:290:23:30

Sounds like one of my robots, Alan,

0:23:300:23:32

has caught a cold again.

0:23:320:23:33

-SQUELCH

-Oh, Alan! Nasty!

0:23:330:23:36

AUDIENCE CHANTS

0:23:360:23:39

0Ooh, the prize zone

0:23:400:23:41

finally filling up,

0:23:410:23:42

two red and one yellow pod

0:23:420:23:44

now the score.

0:23:440:23:45

And another red.

0:23:450:23:47

ELECTRONIC HOOTING

0:23:490:23:51

It sounds like another batch

0:23:510:23:52

of robot snot is on the way as well.

0:23:520:23:54

Go, go, go, go, go!

0:23:540:23:55

I've no idea why it's pink.

0:23:550:23:57

That's probably something

0:23:570:23:59

I don't want to know, either.

0:23:590:24:01

Anyway, back to the game.

0:24:010:24:02

A lot of frantic firing going on,

0:24:020:24:05

but are they hitting the target?

0:24:050:24:08

Ooh, there is a Yellow hit,

0:24:080:24:09

it's 3-2 to the Reds,

0:24:090:24:11

it's still anyone's game

0:24:110:24:13

at this point.

0:24:130:24:14

Huge amounts of activity,

0:24:140:24:15

very little to show for it,

0:24:150:24:17

but an A for effort, certainly.

0:24:170:24:19

A sea of pods now floating

0:24:210:24:23

in the tank.

0:24:230:24:24

Come on teams,

0:24:240:24:25

plenty still to play for.

0:24:250:24:26

Ooh, and some fumbling there

0:24:270:24:30

from the Yellows.

0:24:300:24:31

Ooh, and a great block

0:24:310:24:33

from the Reds.

0:24:330:24:35

And there's the countdown.

0:24:450:24:47

-ALARM WHOOPS

-That is it.

0:24:480:24:51

Some time is up.

0:24:510:24:53

And now we must add 'em up.

0:24:530:24:56

Lab Rats, for the Reds, how many do we have, please?

0:24:560:24:59

Four prize pods for the Reds. For the Yellows?

0:24:590:25:02

Two. That means it's a win for the Reds.

0:25:020:25:06

It's a win for the Reds.

0:25:060:25:07

Sorry, Yellows, I'm sorry.

0:25:070:25:09

So, let's see what you've won.

0:25:090:25:12

Each of you taking home a flying UFO, nice.

0:25:120:25:15

-A skeleton model, oh, yeah.

-AUDIENCE:

-Woo!

0:25:150:25:18

A projector watch.

0:25:180:25:21

And a transforming ball.

0:25:210:25:24

So, Yellows, now the slightly tricky bit,

0:25:250:25:27

we have to look at what you would've won.

0:25:270:25:29

Let's have a look. Ninja Nan, ready? Lab rat, what've we got?

0:25:290:25:33

A radio controlled spider,

0:25:330:25:34

-that could've been handy.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ahh!

-Yeah, I know.

0:25:340:25:37

-Projector watch.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ahh!

0:25:370:25:40

That would've been nice.

0:25:400:25:42

There's a tradition on Blast Lab.

0:25:420:25:43

Only one team can take their fabulous prizes home.

0:25:430:25:46

Well, the other team can, but it would take ages to find the pieces

0:25:460:25:49

after they've blown them up, because it is time for Bidet Goes Bang.

0:25:490:25:55

Well done, Reds, all of this lot coming home with you, nicely played.

0:26:020:26:07

Yellows, there's only one thing to do now,

0:26:070:26:09

it's time to put your best foot forward,

0:26:090:26:12

and then your worst foot, and then your best foot,

0:26:120:26:14

and then... basically we're walking.

0:26:140:26:17

It's time for the walk of shame.

0:26:170:26:18

Follow me guys, come on.

0:26:180:26:19

-Come on.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ah!

0:26:190:26:21

Let's give 'em a pat on the back.

0:26:210:26:22

No, don't pat me, I'm all right, I haven't lost.

0:26:220:26:26

Don't pat me, I'm fine, it's them.

0:26:260:26:30

I'm fine. Right, come on, Yellows.

0:26:300:26:33

Right then, lads, you know the drill.

0:26:350:26:38

If you'd like to lift the handle, let's get this done.

0:26:390:26:43

Five, four, three, two, one.

0:26:430:26:48

BOOM! AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:26:480:26:50

-Well played, Yellows. Thanks for coming in.

-Thank you.

0:26:510:26:55

So today we've had some fun with magnets

0:26:550:26:58

and seen a cheese-powered shopping trolley.

0:26:580:27:00

Tell your friends, cos believe me,

0:27:000:27:02

it's unlikely you'll ever use that sentence again in your life.

0:27:020:27:05

-Thanks for joining me. Bye-bye.

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

0:27:050:27:08

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