Episode 1 Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

This lot are all going bonkers. Why? Because they're the first ever

Big Friday Wind Up audience. We've got games, prizes and loads of

shocks in store for them, and the best thing is they know nothing

about it. Nobody's safe on this show, and that includes you,

Sugababes, because Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind Up is the show with

APPLAUSE Ladies and gentlemen. Put your

hands in the air, and wave them like you just don't care. It's your

All right! Yeah. Welcome to the weekend and welcome to Sam and

Mark's Big Friday Wind Up. APPLAUSE. Yes, if you're a fan of hidden

camera pranks, massive wind ups, A- list celebrities and all-round good

times, then this might be just be the show for you. So whether you

are sat at home on your sofa, or right here in the Wind Up audience,

you'd better keep on your toes, because this is the show where

anything could happen. For example, on today's show we are going to be

giving two girls in this very audience the surprise of their

lives, involving a piece of clothing, a talking dog and Eamonn

Holmes. Of course. Of course. Brilliant! We've also been all

round the country with our hidden cameras, and let me tell you

something, you are not even safe in your own home when we're about.

Check this out. It's now time for an update on our main story today,

the Barnsley Olympic bid. That's my house. Oh my gosh. Residents in

this street have been offered big money by Olympic officials. They

are going into my house! Oh. As you can see the clear out has started.

That's my picture! I know what you're thinking, what the heck was

going on there? Well, keep watching and you will find out. Yes, and let

me give you another reason to keep watching. You might want to listen

carefully, because what I'm about to say is worth listening to. In

fact, I might request some dramatic music at this stage. Hit it. We're

doing the unthinkable here on Wind Up, giving away what people are

already calling the greatest prize on television, anywhere in the

world. Hey, he ain't kidding, because that prize... Is us!

APPLAUSE Yes, one family will walking home today with either me.

Or me. When we play a game we call Win The Presenter. Stop it. Yeah.

And get this - and get this, the people who are going to be winning

us don't even know about it because it's a surprise. It's a surprise.

That's what we do here on Wind Up. We're surprisers, we're jokers. Sam.

Sam. Yeah. It's pretty exciting stuff, that's what he's trying to

say. Yeah, yeah. And I tell you what else is exciting. The

Sugababes. APPLAUSE. Yes, and the Sugababes are with us all show and

they're going to be performing their latest single right here in

the Wind Up studio, it's going to be great. Nice one, OK. But right

now, it's time for less talk and more action. Remember, no-one is

safe on this show, especially if you're an embarrassing Dad. Hello.

Hello. Hello. OK, let's see what we got. Hello. I reckon - Ian. I

reckon you're an embarrassing Dad, aren't you? What makes you say that.

I'll tell you. We have heard on the grapevine that you like to make up

songs using random words, but you do it in an operatic style. Is this

true? I guess so, yes. Don't worry, I'm not going to make you do it. Is

this your son? It is. What's your name, mate? Matthew. Does this

embarrass you? Yeah, like when we're driving in the car somewhere

he starts singing and dancing and that kind of stuff. Really? I have

to turn left here, that sort of thing? That is pretty embarrassing.

Mark, beat that. Wow, tricky stuff. I tell you what, some Dads are so

embarrassing that they haven't even shown their faces. Isn't that right,

Salman? Yes. Tell us a bit more about your Dad? He once dropped me

off to school wearing Hawaiian shorts, and a smart shirt with a

tie, and he started making fun of me in front of my friends. You are

joking! Yeah, I know. Too right, "Ah". Where is he today? He's at

work. He's very busy, when he's not he's a joker. I bet he is a joker.

Salman, your Dad isn't actually at the office today. No. Er, sorry to

spring this on you, mate, but he's right here in the Wind Up studio.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give That was wicked. I know this is a

bit of a silly question, how did that make you feel Salman?

Embarrassed. It was quite funny. It was funny. It was brilliant dancing.

It was awesome. That's what it was. I have to say, business on the top,

party on the bottom. I dig that, that was awesome. I've got to say

Ijaz, you have done a pretty embarrassing bad act there, so we

are going to give you the chance to redeem yourself in front of the

whole country. OK, Dad, you need to go and get yourself ready. Off you

go over there. And Salman, you need to come with me, because we are

about to play Dad On A Wheel. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. All right

Salman. Are you ready to see your Dad as you've never seen him

before? Definitely. Awesome. Studio audience, are you ready to see

Salman's Dad as you've never seen him before? AUDIENCE: Yes. Well, in

that case everybody in the Wind Up audience please give it up for Dad

On A Wheel! Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Dad, you are looking good. How you

feeling? Great. He's feeling great. He's feeling great, that's what we

want. OK, if you've just tuned in, let me explain what on earth is

going on here. As you can see, we have a Dad On A Wheel. The wheel is

split into six sections, Samski. Thanks Markski. Good. You may have

noticed there are three golden sections. Now if Dad lands on Dad,

he will win a prize for himself. That'd be nice, wouldn't it Dad?

Yes. Awesome. However, if he lands on Audience, he will win a prize

for the entire studio audience. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Oh yeah. He

don't want to give that away, he wants them all for himself. Hey,

but even better still, if Dad lands on Star, he will win a prize for

Salman. Wait, wait. Stop your clapping there. Because he will win,

but only if you can answer the question correctly. Yeah. It's big

ooh. I know. So basically what we're saying is gold is good. Red,

on the other hand, is bad. Yes, if Dad lands on red, he will come face

to face with... The Foaminator! Come on over Foaminator. Come on

over. Wow. All right. That's really scary when you walk towards me like

that. OK, you know the score. No more Mr Nice Chimp, all right. If

Dad land on red you have to relose a furious amount of foam right in

his face, understand? Good. OK. OK. Are we ready? I think we are, in

that case here we go. Loads of prizes, no big deal, come on Sam,

wind up that wheel. Here we go. Where's he going to land? Where's

he going to land? Yay. It's landed on Dad, which means you've just won

yourself a prize. Let's see what it is. It's a sander and work bench.

Your doors in your house are going to be smooth. OK. Right, it's time

for the second spin. Here we go. Audience, don't scream yeah when it

lands on red. Right, so that does mean you going to get foamed by the

Foaminator. Foaminator, get into position. I'll straighten you up,

it's only fair. OK. Foaminator, right in the face in 3, 2, 1, go!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Are you all right? Are you all right, Dad? Yes.

OK. Foaminator, come stand by me, we've got one more spin left. Good

luck. Gold star, gold star. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. It's landed

on Audience. Which means that you have won a prize for our entire

studio audience. Let's see what it is. It's a toffee apple. CHEERING

AND APPLAUSE. OK, so at the end of Dad On A Wheel you won a sander for

yourself, that's pretty good. You got foamed once, but you did win

the entire studio a toffee apple. Thank you Dad, and thank you

Foaminator. OK. That's not all, Salman, because you have also won

the right to play for another special prize. This is very very

exciting, because Salman, we are inviting you to come back later on

in the show and play Win The Presenter. Yeah! I was going to ask

you if you're up for that, but I think the yeah was, you know...

Answer enough. That answered my question. Brilliant. So we now know

the first family that will be taking part in Win The Presenter,

but who will they be playing against? It could be anyone in this

audience here tonight. Any of you. Any of you. Keep watching to find

out, but first please give it up for Salman, and of course Dad On A

Wheel Ijaz. Whatever you do, don't go anywhere because there's still

loads of cracking stuff to come on today's show. Check this out.

You've heard of Britain's Got Talent, but find out what happened

when we launched Barnsley's Got Talent. This is one hidden camera

prank you do not want to miss. Someone in this studio audience is

in for the surprise of their lives. Who is it going to be? And what do

you get if you combine a TV presenter and the Underpants of

Chaos? I suggest you stay tuned to find out. That was the three

reasons why you should watching Wind Up, and here are three more. #

Stand up # Come alive

# Liberate yourself # The freedom starts tonight.

# It's the Sugababes. How you doing girls? How you doing, you all

right? Very well. So ladies, how does it feel to be on our first

ever big Friday Wind Up? We're really honoured you asked us to be

your first guests. Oh, bless you, thank you. It's lovely to have you

here. You are back with an anthem of a track. It's called Freedom.

Tell us a bit about it. It is out September 19th. Nice plug as well.

You got your plug in. Nicely done. What can we expect from the new

album? It is similar sounding to Freedom. Edgy, anthemic, but we are

singers, we are vocalists, so we have grea -, we like them so we

call them great, ballads and stuff. We love a ballad as well.

Especially this lad. You have got brilliant voices, you really have.

How do you choose who sings what? Do you place dibs on your favourite

lines or something? No, we're not precious about who sings what,

and I've got three. That's what we You count them. So it's not like

She's got two lines and I've got three. That's what we do, how many

lines have I got? You count them. So it's not like paper, scissors,

stone, you don't go, yeah, I got the chorus. Wicked. That's as best

as we can. When you're not the studio performing, do you like to

kick back? I'm thinking in my head, slumber party, watching series of

Glee on DVD or is that just me? Sometimes we stay together. We have

our own rooms and stuff, but we sometimes if we get scared. We are

like "Heidi." Me and Jade stay in Heidi's room. They all stay in my

room for some reason. Come in again. Are you in there? Come on in then.

I'm the one in the middle, that's happened a few times. I can't sleep

in the middle, mate. Next time I will. I fall down the gap because

we have to push the two beds together and I'm like... Head to

toe, head to toe. Over the years the Sugababes have had various line

ups and as a result, style-wise, you've had a number of different

looks. Now, Mark Rhodes, he has also had a number of different

looks over the years. Now don't get me wrong, everybody's allowed a

couple of mistakes in life, but, I think it's fair to say that this

hair do is quite frankly unacceptable. Oh bless him. That is

the last time we interviewed you, Heidi, on another one of our hit

shows, Top of the Pops Reloaded. No big deal. I'm not going to lie to

you. We didn't rehearse that. 100 products in that and I'm not lying

to you. It has been lovely catching up with you girls, and stay tuned

because the Sugababes will be performing Freedom very very soon.

Give it up one more time for the lovely Sugababes. Still to come.

You've been Smarked. Find out what happened when an Olympic sized

hidden camera prank got out of hand. You covered the Mayor in gravy.

Sorry! It looks like the mayor's not very happy. Thank you. You told

me to pull it hard. You've been Smarked. Coming up soon. CHEERING

AND APPLAUSE. Now, still to come on Wind Up, two families will be going

head-to-head and trying to win one of the greatest prizes in the

history of television, in our grand finale Win The Presenter. We have

met our first family. Earlier tonight we saw Ijaz become a Dad On

A Wheel. He was spinning round for ages and he got sprayed once, by

the foam nay to, he won a sander, for himself and he won our entire

studio audience a toffee apple. Nice toffee apple guys? Yes? Good.

How you feeling now Ijaz? Good? Great. Great. He's great, great.

He's double great. What a man. You know what I'm saying, I love that

guy. We will be seeing you and your family a little bit later on when

we play Win The Presenter. Now it is time to find our second studio

victim. That means it's time to introduce to you, a friend of ours,

ladies and gentlemen, please, give a big hand for the Finger of Fun.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. The Finger of Fun has one job and one job only.

That is to find us someone so we can have some fun. So Finger of Fun,

find us someone! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Who is it going to be? Is

it going to be you? Who's it going to be? There's a lot of smiling

faces out there. Is it going to be you? I don't think so. Oh, oh! Yes,

the Finger of Fun has found someone. Oh wait a minute. It's found a

second person. Girls, the Finger of Fun seems to have selected both you

have, what are your names? Lily. Catherine. Lily and Catherine, in

that case you girls need to come and join us down here. Bring your

mum with you because it's time to play The Prize Surprise. CHEERING

AND APPLAUSE. Girls, would you like to introduce us to your mum please.

This is our mum Vicky. She is 43. She won't thank you for that. Now

Lily and Catherine, have you any idea why you're here? No. No.

Interesting. Well girls, you're down here because we've heard you

get embarrassed by your mum when she wears a certain rain mac, is

that right? Yes. What is so embarrassing about it? It's massive.

It's so big, and she wears it all the time. Even when it's not

raining. Sunny weather. And she picks us up from school when it's

not raining and it is so embarrassing. In front of my

friends. Well at least she hasn't worn it on the show today. That's

something at least. Now that would be embarrassing, wouldn't it. She

was however wearing it earlier, when she was hanging out with us.

Have a look. Yay! I think it really suits you, to be honest. Think it

looks really nice. Well girls, we've got some news for you. Not

only has she been hanging out with us, but your mum has been wearing

that mac all week on loads of different TV shows. Take a look at

this. You're watching this morning with Eamonn and Ruth. Move over

Lady Gaga, because there is a new style icon in town and we are lucky

enough to have her with us on today's show. Yes, it is Lily and

Catherine's mum. It's Vicky. Vicky. Good morning. Not only Vicky, but

Vicky and your trademark mac. You have gone from being a normal mum

to a global megastar. What do you put it down to? The mac. Vicky,

Vicky, Vicky. Do you like my mac? I love your mac. It's just like mine.

Vicky, it's chucking buckets out there. What I need is a mac like

that. It's on all the front-pages, everybody's talking about it, the

fashionistas are loving it. Is it true that even Simon Cowell has

noticed you and wants you to be on the panel of X Factor? So I've been

told. If he wants my mac, then it's a no from me. More mac-related news

coming up. First, it's time for the weather. Today's weather is going

to be rain, followed by more rain, and even more rain. Vicky, do you

want to go walkies? Yes. Ian, would you like to come? I'd love to. Are

you in possession of a mac? No. Well you can't come. Just to think

that your daughters Lily and Catherine, they actually used to

get embarrassed. Catherine and Lily. Who's laughing now? CHEERING AND

APPLAUSE. How do you feel after watching that girls. That was

horrendous. Did you realise your mum and her mac had become so

famous? No. She lied. She lied. We've got some good news and some

bad news. Tell her the good news. The good news is you now have the

chance to win today's star prize for Lily and Catherine. Take a look

at the star prize. It's a brand-new games console. All good man. Hey

Mark, tell her the bad news. The bad news, and it really is bad news,

is that the Sugababes have stolen your mac. Oh no. It is indeed a mac

napping. Look at them. Right there, you naughty Sugababes. OK. Vicky,

you've got 45 seconds to get your mac back, get to the dressing room

in time, get the mac back and win the star prize. Get there too late

and Jade will be wearing that mac all over town. Tell you something,

the rain in Spain will fall mainly on your head. I don't know what

that means. She's not having it. Are you up for the challenge first?

I'm up for it. Yes. Fantastic, in that case run mum run. Where?

Following the signs. Follow the signs. Go! Come on. Come on! Turn

round! There behind you. Run, run, run. She's going the wrong way.

Push it, push it. Yay! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you. She got there

with about four minutes to spare and she couldn't find where she was

going. Mum, great work, you've got the mac back and you fooled those

dastardly Sugababes and won the star prize. Don't worry girls,

we'll get you your own macs. Don't worry. We will indeed. Girls, are

you still embarrassed by your mum and her mac? Well, we're not quite

done with you yet, just when you thought things couldn't get more

exciting I'm going to drop this bombshell right on you, you have

earned the right to come back at the end of the show and take part

in our brand-new game. It's never been seen before, Win The Presenter.

You up for it girls? Yes. We've just got to check with your mum.

Are you up for playing Win The Presenter? Yeah, go on then. One

more question, are you going to wear your mac? Of course. One lucky

family will be walking away with one of us at the end of today's

show. The question is, what will they do with us when they get us

home? Please give it up for Lily, Catherine, Vicky and most

importantly, the mac. Yes! Winning the presenter, mums in macs,

naughty Sugababes are some of the crazy stuff that happens on Wind Up.

And there's more where that came from. Run network. There's more

where that came from. Here is a taste of some of the hidden camera

pranks coming your way soon. How you doing ladies, what can I get

you? Stop. Stop. Oh my goodness. Ha, ha, ha. BBC. It's a challenge from

me. Good one, yeah. Weirdo! Good times are just around the corner

and you are invited along for the ride. OK, this is the part of the

show where we really need do you go to town and Smark someone if you

will. For this special Wind Up, the town in question was my home town,

Barnsley. Yes. Yes. Calm down. All right. Yes, so we needed to find

three people that were Barnsley through and through, you know, home

town, come on, yes, bring it on, yeah. Lucky for us we knew just the

people. Meet Olivia, Leah and Charlie. They appeared on another

of our hit shows TMI and they were a right laugh. More importantly

they were from a certain town in the north of England. Tell

everybody where you're from, go on. Barnsley! You're from Barnsley.

Give them a big hand, it's Barnsley's number one superfans,

it's Charlie, Leah and Olivia. All right. All right. Bring it, bring

it. Yeah. First of all, all right, how you doing? All right? Yes.

Speak Barnsley back to me. Come on. All right. All right then. We'll

work on that. Let's start at the beginning, shall we? We thought

we'd do a hidden camera prank in Barnsley. Remind us of where you

guys are from again. Barnsley. Of course, yes. So we got in touch

with your parents. We came up with a story about the Barnsley Tourist

Board wanting to film you and after weeks of major planning and secret

conversations we were ready to rock. Yes, we were. So you thought you

were turning up to help with a special project for the Barnsley

Tourist Board, yeah, did you suspect anything fishy? No. I

thought they were going to take pictures. Just take pictures. Or

pitch our ideas. Or pitch your ideas. You got a lot of ideas

Charlie in that brain. A fair few, yeah. OK, well, why don't we find

out what happened next, when the special project turned out to be a

pretty big deal. Charlie, you know what to say. Run VT. So here come

Olivia Charlie and Leah for a day they're not likely to forget. Over

to our Wind Up actor Barry to explain more. Do you know why

you're here? Not really. I'll start at the beginning right. On behalf

of the Barnsley Tourist Board, and on behalf of the ee by gum Barnsley

is best campaign, thank you for doing this, because today we are

here to big up Barnsley. Do you know why we're bigging up Barnsley?

No. Because no-one's coming. Because it's got a Primark. It's

got a Primark? No. We're bigging up Barnsley because in 2028 we are

putting Barnsley forward to host the next Olympic Games. Cool. For

those of you who don't know, Barnsley's a lovely little town in

South Yorkshire, it's got a lot going for it, including a Primark

but unlike previous Olympic cities, it's not really big enough to host

the greatest sporting event in the world. But let's not let that get

in the way of a Wind Up. This is our logo. Three Yorkshire puddings.

Excellent. Why do you think we've chosen that? Yorkshire puddings?

Because people in Barnsley like Yorkshire pudding? We're in

Yorkshire. Excellent, because it's Yorkshire. So we're going to build

a stadium in the shape of the Yorkshire pudding. We're going to

push the Yorkshire pudding logo all the time. We've got some press

coming, some TV and stuff like that, we're going to do live things

throughout the day. We're on TV, Barnsley Barnsley Barnsley all day.

We're going to help the Lord Mayor, he's coming in about an hour, hour-

and-a-half, something like that, and on the roof of this building,

is going to launch the bid, officially on the TV. Are you

behind this? Yes. Yes. It's a good idea. You're going to big up

Barnsley. Yes. You're going to sell Barnsley today? Yes, it's one of my

life's dreams. Yeah, that is what the Olympics is about, fulfilling

your ambitions right. Barnsley, Barnsley, 2028. Games that are

going to be oh so great. Barnsley Olympics all right. Brilliant. They

seem to be totally buying our fake Olympic story. Let's see if they

help big up Barnsley's bid by recording some promotional messages.

Right, I've put you on the grass so it looks like the Yorkshire Dales.

Try not to look cold because we have to make it look like Barnsley

is a hot summery place. Which it isn't. We need to capitalise on our

strengths. Which is being Yorkshire. So let's be Yorkshire. Everybody do

this. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Come on let's

do Yorkshire. 3, 2, 1. Barnsley 2028. Stop it. Barnsley. Barnsley.

Barnsley. Barnsley. Barnsley. Barnsley. Pretend you're like your

Dad. Sorry my Dad does not speak like that. Like your granDad then.

Ee by gum. Barnsley. Barnsley. Sounds like a sheep. Think of a big

butch sheep. Are you ready? 3, 2, 1. Barnsley. 2028 it has a certain

ring to it. An Olympic ring to it. Barnsley. 2028 games, that could be

great. All right. Excellent. Very very good. That's better, isn't it.

You got all that. They sounded Barnsley. 2028 They've really

fallen for us, so it's time for us to wind things up even more. Next

challenge, can we persuade them to record some ridiculous made up

facts about the Royal Family. The Queen, or as we know her round here,

Lizzie, has a house here in Barnsley. She often comes to stay

for the weekend with her corgis. Prince William and Princess Kate

came to Barnsley for their honeymoon. They love the place.

Buckingham Palace is situated just a stone's throw from Barnsley. In

fact, they're thinking of changing its name to Barnsley Palace. Do you

think we can get away with that? Yes. Doesn't matter, does it.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. That's not fair. I thought you liked us. So

Charlie, when you were told you were going to be part of the

Barnsley 2028 Olympic bid, what was going through your head, it could

happen? I was excited and pretty honoured they had chosen me, and I

thought we might get tickets like to see Olympics, like when I'm 28

though. Wow, you really thought about this. And Leah, possibly the

best thing that's ever been said on television when Barry asked you

what was so good about Barnsley, you said it had a Primark. Is that

why you're so proud of Barnsley? Er... Er, one of the reasons. It's

good Primark. I've been. It's a big one. Time to wind things up a notch

now and see how far we could push this thing. Olivia, say the magic

words. Run VT. Of course you can't hold the Olympic Games without a

opening ceremony full of local talent. Over to you Barry. You've

heard of Britain's Got Talent. You've seen the show. This is

Barnsley's Got Talent. We're going to send some acts in, we want you

to judge them. We need one winner overall today. We have been using

these all week. If you like them at the end, you can give them a tick.

If you don't like them, you can give them a soggy Yorkshire pudding.

All right. Now our judging panel are ready and raring to go, it's

time to bring in our first act. Ooh, and it is worth mentioning we have

put together the worst bunch of talent you are ever likely to see.

Up first, an escapologist. Start when you're ready. It's coming.

This isn't my jacket. I think your time's up. Do you want to stand on

your spot? You can lay on your spot if you prefer. Nice one. After that

shambolic performance will the guys realise this is a wind up or will

they believe it and offer our rubbish acts some constructive

criticism? The problem was you tried... You tried to undo it, but

you couldn't, and you just rolled on the floor. You showed no actual

effort to get out. No effort. I can honestly say I've never seen

anything like it before. That's in a bad way, by the way, so I'm going

to have to say no. It's a no from me. A no from me. No way. That is

three nos from the judges, but at least they think this is a real

talent show. Will they believe the rest of our performers are genuine

or will they suspect foul play? Bring on the tea gargler. In

Yorkshire we like tea, don't we, so I thought I could do a bit of

Sorry I swallowed that bit, it's nice tea. Hang on. I think most

people would be able to do that, and possibly a bit better, so it's

No. It's a no. I found that very disturbing. It's down to one final

act to win the kids over, and we know just the guys FOR the job, so

we are just about to go inside and perfomr on Barnsley's Got Talent.

That's Sam in there by the way. Hiya. Come on, let's do it. They

don't seem to have spotted us so far, but surely with moves and

costumes this bad, it's ony a matter of time before they smell a

rat. Yeah, a big tutu wearing ballet rat. Yes. That's enough.

Sorry. Well, it was funny in a strange kind of way. Sorry, but

it's a no from me. The tutu falling off had to be the funniest bit.

Because of your mistake it's a yes. So very lucky about the mistake. I

loved the brown one, you are fantastic at ballet I have to say.

The white one, you were a bit naff but it was funny with the tutu, so

I'm going to go with yes because it was so funny. Well done. That is

two yeses out of three. Result! So that concludes the talent show, but

instead of suspecting this might be a wind up, the judges thinks one of

the acts deserves the chance to represent Barnsley. Thank you. I

think it's the mice. I just love them. Me for mice. I don't want the

mice though. But while they argue over their decision, the town's

Olympic bid has been gathering pace. Let's interrupt the judges with a

totally fake live news bulletin. Someone's in for a shock when they

discover the world's biggest event will literally be taking place on

their doorstep. Apparently there's a news link now. It's time for an

update on the main story today. The Barnsley Olympic bid. We've already

seen in our earlier live links how the bid is gathering momentum, and

it's now thought to be the favourite to host the the 2028

games. Cool. We can go live to our reporter who has found a street

where locals are cashing in on the Olympics. Olympic fever has

certainly taken hold of Barnsley. That's my house. Oh my gosh.

Residents have been offered big money by Olympic officials to move

out of their houses so work can begin on a new Olympic site. They

are going into my house. Even though Barnsley's bid may come to

nothing, a deal has been done for one house, with the owner agreeing

to sell up and move out. As you can see, the clear out has started.

That's my picture! I have the owner here with me now. So Caroline, what

prompted you to move? Definitely the money. So I can take it you're

behind the Barnsley Olympic bid then. Yes, it'll be great for the

community and Barnsley itself. Rachel Bullen, reporting on the

main story of the day. Barnsley 2028, games that could be great,

all right? That was my flat. I know my house, they were taking my Union

Jack and my TMI stuff out of my room. Did you hear what the woman

said, that she sold the house? My mum is not selling our house. This

is a con. This is a con. This has to be a con. I don't believe this.

Why? My mum would not say that, that is my house. Your mum left

earlier. Yes, to look after the dog. Maybe she left to sell the house?

Don't worry about it, it's not Leah, I have to say you were great

there, you were properly sticking up for your house, what was going

through your head at that point? How dare they! LAUGHTER. Charlie,

how did you find being a judge on Barnsley's Got Talent? Was it fun?

I took it seriously, and I really enjoyed it, but I thought when all

the acts started, I thought does Barnsley even have talent? OK. Just

to clarify, that wasn't actually the finest talent Barnsley had to

offer. Was it not? No, it was a load of our mates and people we

dragged off the streets. It's pretty bad. We still had our grand

finale in store and that involved making you look right silly. And

let's say, right silly puddings actually. Yorkshire puddings. Leah,

want to do the honours? Run VT. So everything is in place for the

grand launch of Barnsley's 2028 Olympic bid. There's the town mayor,

making his way on to the stage for the big announcement. There's the

BBC News reporter about to go live to the whole of the UK. There's our

Olympic mascot dressed to impress as Yorkshire puddings. And finally,

the Barnsley bid logo brought to life. A giant Yorkshire pudding

filled with real gravy. All the guys have to do is pull the cord to

open the curtains and reveal the mayor. What could possibly go

wrong? In 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5... I'm Keiron Higginson, reporting live

for the BBC. As you can see, I'm on a rooftop in the centre of Barnsley

on what is a very special day for this town. And I've just been told

that the Mayor of Barnsley is ready to address the public and to

officially launch Barnsley's Olympic bid. So without further ado,

I give you the Mayor of Barnsley. Argh! The mayor's in the - you

covered the mayor in gravy! Sorry. What do you have to say, kids? I

only did what I was told to do. It looks like the mayor's not very

happy. Thank you. You told me to pull it hard. Any comment? Barnsley

Olympics, all right. It's time to put these guys out of their misery,

let them know there's no Olympic bid and reveal the whole day's been

one complete wind up. Guys, you were on our brand-new show and can

I tell you you have been well and truly Smarked. I hate you. Barnsley

will not be the Olympic town/city of the 2028 games. This is

pointless! It's not pointless. It's good entertainment. Sorry, anybody

got any gravy for this? CHEERING Brilliant. Absolutely legend. One

last thing guys, Barnsley Olympics? All right. Yay. Fantastic. Give it

up for great sports and Barnsley's finest ambassadors, Leah, Olivia

and Charlie! So good. I tell you something I think Barnsley might be

in a chance to get the Olympic bid after that. Need a lie down after

that. OK, now it's time to find out which one of us is going to be

today's star prize. Because it's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

Million Pound Drop. Deal or No Deal. They've all given away huge amounts

of money. Let me ask you this, are they really successful shows? Yes.

The thing is, when you're giving away a presenter as a prize it's

going to cause a stir. Well, it's never been done before, has it, you

know, winning the presenter. It's insane. The thing is, when we

thought about it we realised that encouraging families to do whatever

they wanted with us probably wasn't our best idea. So I went right in

there and I told the BBC boss, no, I'm not doing it. But it was too

late. They'd already made the graphics. Too late. We done, yeah?

Yeah. Well done, worst idea you've ever had. Brilliant. Welcome to Win

The Presenter! And let's find out which presenter they are playing

for today. He's got absolutely no idea what lies in store for him.

It's Sam. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Which means it's time to meet your

host Mr Mark Thomas Rhodes. Yes, welcome to Win The Presenter, the

part of the show where two families goes head-to-head to win today's

star prize, Mr Sam Nixon. Hi. Oh yeah. Today one of these two lucky

families will get to take Sam home and do anything they want with him.

When I say anything, I mean anything. You looking forward to

that, Sam? Ah, now he shuts up doesn't he. Interesting. Let's meet

the families who could be winning you. Now Ijaz, we saw you earlier,

strapped on to a wheel, have you fully recovered mate? I am. Do you

want to introduce the rest of the family please. My son Salman, my

wife Amna and my sister-in-law Sarah. Fantastic, please give it up

for the Ahmeds. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. OK. Well to get your

hands on Sam you're going to have to beat the Johnson family. Vicky,

Catherine and Lily, we met you earlier on in the show. Girls, have

you recovered from the shock of discovering that your mum and her

mac are pretty famous? Almost. This is surreal for you, I would imagine.

Rather. Vicky, would you like to introduce the final member of your

team please. This is Catherine and Lily's Dad Pete. How you doing,

Pete? You all right, mate? Very well, mate. Ready for this? Yes. OK,

please give it up for the Johnsons. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Trepidation.

I love it. The rules state who whoever wins Sam can take him home

and do whatever you want with him. Ahmeds, got any horrible jobs for

Sam to do? Yes, he has to be our private comedian, he has to do

comedy shows all day, every day. If he isn't good, he has to do all my

homework. Looks like you're doing a lot of homework Sam. OK, what about

the Johnson family, have you got any jobs for him? Yes we want him

to tidy my room, which is particularly messy, pick up the dog

poo from the garden. Lovely. And generally do chores around the

house. This is going to be good, this. It doesn't matter whoever

wins, it's going to be good. It's the best of three rounds, and

because Sam is the star prize, all the questions are about him. So

let's get things cracking with OK families, let me introduce you

to this week's wind up line up. Ah. Look. Now... As you can see,

already four dogs in the line up, and one of these dogs is Sam's

actual real dog. To win the round, all you have to do is identify

Sam's dog. Is it number one. Big big doggie big big dog/horse?

Second, number two, we have a medium sized dog. Beautiful face,

beautiful face, and number three, we've got a smaller dog, pretty

small with a pink ribbon in his hair. OK. And finally number four,

a phantom dog, which means that Sam has got no dogs. No doggie at all.

OK. Johnson family and Ahmed family, could you please write down your

OK. It's one, big dog. Two, medium nice faced dog. Three, smaller dog

with pink ribbon dog, or four, no dog, no dog at all, please. Ahmeds,

please could you reveal which one of the dogs you think is his.

You're going for number two. OK. OK. The Johnsons, could you please do

the same. Let's have a look. You're going for number two as well.

Interesting. Well, let's see if you're right. Could Sam's real dog

please step forward. Whoa! Oh. Guys you did get it wrong. I know what

you're thinking out there. How do we know that Sam's dog? Well I

suppose we could prove it by maybe showing you this. Or maybe this. Or

even this. Please, give it up for our doggie line up. Come on Sam,

come and give her a kiss. Come on. Ellie. Hello. Who put that stupid

bow on your head? Hello. Hello. All right, please give it up one more

time for our doggie line up. APPLAUSE. So after round one the

scores are level. You both still yet to get off the mark, but now

it's time to really wind things up, or more importantly really wind Sam

up. Sam, you need to get ready mate. Because it's time to put presenter

under pressure. Right. The eagle eyed among you may have noticed

that since the last round Sam is now wearing one extra item of

clothing. A pair of pants. Now, unfortunately for Sam, these are no

ordinary pants. Oh no. They are the Underpants of Chaos. And very

shortly I will be asking Sam ten questions about a subject he thinks

he claims to know everything about. Cooking. However, every time he

answers a question incorrectly or takes too long, we will be sending

a shock right through these pants just like this. Ooh! LAUGHTER. Stop

it, stop it! Or like this. Argh. Stop. All right. It's a good job,

this. And that is all thanks to a clever little device we have

attached to the back of those splendid y-fronts. Families, all

you have to do is guess how many questions Sam will get right. Could

you please write down your answers All right. Sam, how are you

feeling? My bum is sweating. Lovely. Didn't really want to know that.

We're going to be adding some more pressure with tense music and

dramatic lighting. Viewers of a nervous disposition may choose to

look away because Sam, your ten questions start now. What is the

main ingredient in an omelette? Egg. Correct, name five times of pasta

beginning with P. Pappardelle. That's it, isn't it? Argh! Next

question. Jamie Oliver is also known as the naked what? Chef.

Correct. Gas mark seven is what temperature degrees Celsius. 250?

218. Cumberland, Toulouse and hotdog are all types of what?

Sausage. What do you get if you cross basil leaves, garlic, pine

nuts, olive oil and parmesan? Pesto. Correct. What is the fastest cake

in the world? Er... Too late. Argh. Provelone, pecorino, and romane are

all examples of what Italian food? Pasta? It's wrong, cheese. OK. Dave

Myers and Simon King are also known as what? What? Say that again?

That's wrong. No, sorry. Finally, what is a shepherd's pie called

when made with beef? A cottage pie. I'll give you that. All right.

That's the end. Thanks. That is your ten questions, Sam. I can tell

you I enjoyed that immensely and you also got five right. Not bad.

OK. But the one remaining question is how did our families do? Ahmed,

how many did you think Sam would get right? Six out of ten, very

close. The Johnsons, what about you? Five! All right. I tell you

what, that is amazing. One point goes to the Johnson family, right.

OK. Guys, it's time to ask the big Very exciting. So, if the Johnsons

win this round they will be taking Sam home with them. Now, Sam, he's

not a bad looking chap, I don't think, but, he's also got a bit of

a big head, yeah. Mr Nixon reckons he is better looking than Hollywood

bad boy and megamovie star Colin Farrell. Have a look at this guy.

Wow. Tell you what, that is some claim. But what I want to know is,

what percentage of this Wind Up studio audience agreed with Sam?

Can you please write down your answers, families. OK. So to recap,

what percentage of this audience thought that Sam Nixon was better

looking than Colin Farrell. And it wasn't a bad picture of Colin

Farrell. Let's be honest, that's one good looking dude right there.

Time up guys. Ahmeds, could you please reveal your answer. 15%.

That is pretty harsh, actually. Pretty low. Right. Johnsons, please

reveal your answer. 45%. OK. Interesting. Let's see who is

nearest. The actual percentage of the studio audience who thought Sam

was better looking than Colin Farrell is... 40%, which means the

Johnsons are the winners. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. You Win The Presenter.

Come on Sam. Come on Sam. Come on, over here. Come over here mate.

Amazing. You have to be happy with 40%. I was expecting a lot lower.

He's a beautiful looking man. Come over here, you're property of the

Johnson family right now. OK, so I've got to say a massive thank you

to all the stars of the show, to the Johnson family, congratulations

to them. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. And also, give it up for the Ahmed

family. Enjoyed yourselves? Yes. You have been fantastic. You really

have. Right now on the show with # I like the lights

# When they hit your face # You're good as blind

# It blackens out your gaze # And we're on fire

# But I'm too caught in you to care # Let's walk away

# Into the night # It's getting late

# But we're right on time # And I wanna be nameless

# For a little while # So raise your hand

# One fist in the air # For freedom

# For being alive # Not having a care

# For freedom # Cos tonight, is the night

# That we break the speed of light # So stand up

# Come alive # Liberate yourself, cos freedom

starts tonight! # Stand up

# I love the night # The way it covers us

# You're acting shy # But you're curious

# Let's play with fire # Cos we're too deep in this to

care # So raise your hand

# One fist in the air # For freedom

# For being alive # Not having a care

# For freedom # Cos tonight is the night

# That we break the speed of light # So stand up

# Come alive # Liberate yourself cos freedom

starts tonight! # Stand up

# Freedom # Tonight's the night we're gonna

live our life # Tonight's the night we're gonna

live our life # Sing freedom

# Freedom # So raise your hand

# Freedom # So raise your hand

# One fist in the air # For freedom

# For being alive # Not having a care

# For freedom # Cos tonight, is the night

# That we break the speed of light # So stand up

# Come alive # Liberate yourself, cos freedom

starts tonight! # Freedom

Massive thank you to the Sugababes, what way to end the show. OK,

Johnson family, you know what to do. Go on. Go on Sam. Off you go. OK,