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This lot are all going bonkers. Why? Because they're the first ever

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Big Friday Wind Up audience. We've got games, prizes and loads of

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shocks in store for them, and the best thing is they know nothing

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about it. Nobody's safe on this show, and that includes you,

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Sugababes, because Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind Up is the show with

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APPLAUSE Ladies and gentlemen. Put your

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hands in the air, and wave them like you just don't care. It's your

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All right! Yeah. Welcome to the weekend and welcome to Sam and

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Mark's Big Friday Wind Up. APPLAUSE. Yes, if you're a fan of hidden

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camera pranks, massive wind ups, A- list celebrities and all-round good

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times, then this might be just be the show for you. So whether you

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are sat at home on your sofa, or right here in the Wind Up audience,

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you'd better keep on your toes, because this is the show where

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anything could happen. For example, on today's show we are going to be

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giving two girls in this very audience the surprise of their

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lives, involving a piece of clothing, a talking dog and Eamonn

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Holmes. Of course. Of course. Brilliant! We've also been all

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round the country with our hidden cameras, and let me tell you

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something, you are not even safe in your own home when we're about.

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Check this out. It's now time for an update on our main story today,

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the Barnsley Olympic bid. That's my house. Oh my gosh. Residents in

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this street have been offered big money by Olympic officials. They

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are going into my house! Oh. As you can see the clear out has started.

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That's my picture! I know what you're thinking, what the heck was

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going on there? Well, keep watching and you will find out. Yes, and let

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me give you another reason to keep watching. You might want to listen

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carefully, because what I'm about to say is worth listening to. In

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fact, I might request some dramatic music at this stage. Hit it. We're

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doing the unthinkable here on Wind Up, giving away what people are

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already calling the greatest prize on television, anywhere in the

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world. Hey, he ain't kidding, because that prize... Is us!

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APPLAUSE Yes, one family will walking home today with either me.

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Or me. When we play a game we call Win The Presenter. Stop it. Yeah.

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And get this - and get this, the people who are going to be winning

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us don't even know about it because it's a surprise. It's a surprise.

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That's what we do here on Wind Up. We're surprisers, we're jokers. Sam.

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Sam. Yeah. It's pretty exciting stuff, that's what he's trying to

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say. Yeah, yeah. And I tell you what else is exciting. The

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Sugababes. APPLAUSE. Yes, and the Sugababes are with us all show and

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they're going to be performing their latest single right here in

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the Wind Up studio, it's going to be great. Nice one, OK. But right

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now, it's time for less talk and more action. Remember, no-one is

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safe on this show, especially if you're an embarrassing Dad. Hello.

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Hello. Hello. OK, let's see what we got. Hello. I reckon - Ian. I

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reckon you're an embarrassing Dad, aren't you? What makes you say that.

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I'll tell you. We have heard on the grapevine that you like to make up

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songs using random words, but you do it in an operatic style. Is this

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true? I guess so, yes. Don't worry, I'm not going to make you do it. Is

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this your son? It is. What's your name, mate? Matthew. Does this

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embarrass you? Yeah, like when we're driving in the car somewhere

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he starts singing and dancing and that kind of stuff. Really? I have

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to turn left here, that sort of thing? That is pretty embarrassing.

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Mark, beat that. Wow, tricky stuff. I tell you what, some Dads are so

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embarrassing that they haven't even shown their faces. Isn't that right,

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Salman? Yes. Tell us a bit more about your Dad? He once dropped me

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off to school wearing Hawaiian shorts, and a smart shirt with a

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tie, and he started making fun of me in front of my friends. You are

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joking! Yeah, I know. Too right, "Ah". Where is he today? He's at

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work. He's very busy, when he's not he's a joker. I bet he is a joker.

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Salman, your Dad isn't actually at the office today. No. Er, sorry to

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spring this on you, mate, but he's right here in the Wind Up studio.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please give That was wicked. I know this is a

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bit of a silly question, how did that make you feel Salman?

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Embarrassed. It was quite funny. It was funny. It was brilliant dancing.

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It was awesome. That's what it was. I have to say, business on the top,

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party on the bottom. I dig that, that was awesome. I've got to say

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Ijaz, you have done a pretty embarrassing bad act there, so we

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are going to give you the chance to redeem yourself in front of the

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whole country. OK, Dad, you need to go and get yourself ready. Off you

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go over there. And Salman, you need to come with me, because we are

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about to play Dad On A Wheel. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. All right

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Salman. Are you ready to see your Dad as you've never seen him

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before? Definitely. Awesome. Studio audience, are you ready to see

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Salman's Dad as you've never seen him before? AUDIENCE: Yes. Well, in

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that case everybody in the Wind Up audience please give it up for Dad

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On A Wheel! Oh yeah. Oh yeah. Dad, you are looking good. How you

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feeling? Great. He's feeling great. He's feeling great, that's what we

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want. OK, if you've just tuned in, let me explain what on earth is

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going on here. As you can see, we have a Dad On A Wheel. The wheel is

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split into six sections, Samski. Thanks Markski. Good. You may have

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noticed there are three golden sections. Now if Dad lands on Dad,

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he will win a prize for himself. That'd be nice, wouldn't it Dad?

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Yes. Awesome. However, if he lands on Audience, he will win a prize

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for the entire studio audience. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Oh yeah. He

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don't want to give that away, he wants them all for himself. Hey,

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but even better still, if Dad lands on Star, he will win a prize for

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Salman. Wait, wait. Stop your clapping there. Because he will win,

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but only if you can answer the question correctly. Yeah. It's big

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ooh. I know. So basically what we're saying is gold is good. Red,

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on the other hand, is bad. Yes, if Dad lands on red, he will come face

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to face with... The Foaminator! Come on over Foaminator. Come on

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over. Wow. All right. That's really scary when you walk towards me like

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that. OK, you know the score. No more Mr Nice Chimp, all right. If

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Dad land on red you have to relose a furious amount of foam right in

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his face, understand? Good. OK. OK. Are we ready? I think we are, in

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that case here we go. Loads of prizes, no big deal, come on Sam,

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wind up that wheel. Here we go. Where's he going to land? Where's

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he going to land? Yay. It's landed on Dad, which means you've just won

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yourself a prize. Let's see what it is. It's a sander and work bench.

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Your doors in your house are going to be smooth. OK. Right, it's time

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for the second spin. Here we go. Audience, don't scream yeah when it

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lands on red. Right, so that does mean you going to get foamed by the

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Foaminator. Foaminator, get into position. I'll straighten you up,

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it's only fair. OK. Foaminator, right in the face in 3, 2, 1, go!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Are you all right? Are you all right, Dad? Yes.

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OK. Foaminator, come stand by me, we've got one more spin left. Good

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luck. Gold star, gold star. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. It's landed

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on Audience. Which means that you have won a prize for our entire

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studio audience. Let's see what it is. It's a toffee apple. CHEERING

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AND APPLAUSE. OK, so at the end of Dad On A Wheel you won a sander for

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yourself, that's pretty good. You got foamed once, but you did win

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the entire studio a toffee apple. Thank you Dad, and thank you

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Foaminator. OK. That's not all, Salman, because you have also won

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the right to play for another special prize. This is very very

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exciting, because Salman, we are inviting you to come back later on

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in the show and play Win The Presenter. Yeah! I was going to ask

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you if you're up for that, but I think the yeah was, you know...

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Answer enough. That answered my question. Brilliant. So we now know

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the first family that will be taking part in Win The Presenter,

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but who will they be playing against? It could be anyone in this

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audience here tonight. Any of you. Any of you. Keep watching to find

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out, but first please give it up for Salman, and of course Dad On A

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Wheel Ijaz. Whatever you do, don't go anywhere because there's still

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loads of cracking stuff to come on today's show. Check this out.

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You've heard of Britain's Got Talent, but find out what happened

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when we launched Barnsley's Got Talent. This is one hidden camera

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prank you do not want to miss. Someone in this studio audience is

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in for the surprise of their lives. Who is it going to be? And what do

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you get if you combine a TV presenter and the Underpants of

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Chaos? I suggest you stay tuned to find out. That was the three

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reasons why you should watching Wind Up, and here are three more. #

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Stand up # Come alive

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# Liberate yourself # The freedom starts tonight.

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# It's the Sugababes. How you doing girls? How you doing, you all

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right? Very well. So ladies, how does it feel to be on our first

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ever big Friday Wind Up? We're really honoured you asked us to be

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your first guests. Oh, bless you, thank you. It's lovely to have you

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here. You are back with an anthem of a track. It's called Freedom.

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Tell us a bit about it. It is out September 19th. Nice plug as well.

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You got your plug in. Nicely done. What can we expect from the new

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album? It is similar sounding to Freedom. Edgy, anthemic, but we are

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singers, we are vocalists, so we have grea -, we like them so we

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call them great, ballads and stuff. We love a ballad as well.

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Especially this lad. You have got brilliant voices, you really have.

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How do you choose who sings what? Do you place dibs on your favourite

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lines or something? No, we're not precious about who sings what,

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and I've got three. That's what we You count them. So it's not like

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She's got two lines and I've got three. That's what we do, how many

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lines have I got? You count them. So it's not like paper, scissors,

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stone, you don't go, yeah, I got the chorus. Wicked. That's as best

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as we can. When you're not the studio performing, do you like to

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kick back? I'm thinking in my head, slumber party, watching series of

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Glee on DVD or is that just me? Sometimes we stay together. We have

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our own rooms and stuff, but we sometimes if we get scared. We are

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like "Heidi." Me and Jade stay in Heidi's room. They all stay in my

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room for some reason. Come in again. Are you in there? Come on in then.

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I'm the one in the middle, that's happened a few times. I can't sleep

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in the middle, mate. Next time I will. I fall down the gap because

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we have to push the two beds together and I'm like... Head to

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toe, head to toe. Over the years the Sugababes have had various line

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ups and as a result, style-wise, you've had a number of different

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looks. Now, Mark Rhodes, he has also had a number of different

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looks over the years. Now don't get me wrong, everybody's allowed a

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couple of mistakes in life, but, I think it's fair to say that this

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hair do is quite frankly unacceptable. Oh bless him. That is

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the last time we interviewed you, Heidi, on another one of our hit

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shows, Top of the Pops Reloaded. No big deal. I'm not going to lie to

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you. We didn't rehearse that. 100 products in that and I'm not lying

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to you. It has been lovely catching up with you girls, and stay tuned

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because the Sugababes will be performing Freedom very very soon.

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Give it up one more time for the lovely Sugababes. Still to come.

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You've been Smarked. Find out what happened when an Olympic sized

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hidden camera prank got out of hand. You covered the Mayor in gravy.

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Sorry! It looks like the mayor's not very happy. Thank you. You told

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me to pull it hard. You've been Smarked. Coming up soon. CHEERING

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AND APPLAUSE. Now, still to come on Wind Up, two families will be going

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head-to-head and trying to win one of the greatest prizes in the

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history of television, in our grand finale Win The Presenter. We have

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met our first family. Earlier tonight we saw Ijaz become a Dad On

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A Wheel. He was spinning round for ages and he got sprayed once, by

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the foam nay to, he won a sander, for himself and he won our entire

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studio audience a toffee apple. Nice toffee apple guys? Yes? Good.

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How you feeling now Ijaz? Good? Great. Great. He's great, great.

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He's double great. What a man. You know what I'm saying, I love that

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guy. We will be seeing you and your family a little bit later on when

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we play Win The Presenter. Now it is time to find our second studio

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victim. That means it's time to introduce to you, a friend of ours,

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ladies and gentlemen, please, give a big hand for the Finger of Fun.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. The Finger of Fun has one job and one job only.

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That is to find us someone so we can have some fun. So Finger of Fun,

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find us someone! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Who is it going to be? Is

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it going to be you? Who's it going to be? There's a lot of smiling

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faces out there. Is it going to be you? I don't think so. Oh, oh! Yes,

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the Finger of Fun has found someone. Oh wait a minute. It's found a

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second person. Girls, the Finger of Fun seems to have selected both you

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have, what are your names? Lily. Catherine. Lily and Catherine, in

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that case you girls need to come and join us down here. Bring your

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mum with you because it's time to play The Prize Surprise. CHEERING

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AND APPLAUSE. Girls, would you like to introduce us to your mum please.

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This is our mum Vicky. She is 43. She won't thank you for that. Now

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Lily and Catherine, have you any idea why you're here? No. No.

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Interesting. Well girls, you're down here because we've heard you

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get embarrassed by your mum when she wears a certain rain mac, is

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that right? Yes. What is so embarrassing about it? It's massive.

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It's so big, and she wears it all the time. Even when it's not

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raining. Sunny weather. And she picks us up from school when it's

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not raining and it is so embarrassing. In front of my

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friends. Well at least she hasn't worn it on the show today. That's

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something at least. Now that would be embarrassing, wouldn't it. She

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was however wearing it earlier, when she was hanging out with us.

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Have a look. Yay! I think it really suits you, to be honest. Think it

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looks really nice. Well girls, we've got some news for you. Not

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only has she been hanging out with us, but your mum has been wearing

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that mac all week on loads of different TV shows. Take a look at

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this. You're watching this morning with Eamonn and Ruth. Move over

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Lady Gaga, because there is a new style icon in town and we are lucky

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enough to have her with us on today's show. Yes, it is Lily and

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Catherine's mum. It's Vicky. Vicky. Good morning. Not only Vicky, but

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Vicky and your trademark mac. You have gone from being a normal mum

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to a global megastar. What do you put it down to? The mac. Vicky,

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Vicky, Vicky. Do you like my mac? I love your mac. It's just like mine.

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Vicky, it's chucking buckets out there. What I need is a mac like

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that. It's on all the front-pages, everybody's talking about it, the

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fashionistas are loving it. Is it true that even Simon Cowell has

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noticed you and wants you to be on the panel of X Factor? So I've been

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told. If he wants my mac, then it's a no from me. More mac-related news

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coming up. First, it's time for the weather. Today's weather is going

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to be rain, followed by more rain, and even more rain. Vicky, do you

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want to go walkies? Yes. Ian, would you like to come? I'd love to. Are

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you in possession of a mac? No. Well you can't come. Just to think

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that your daughters Lily and Catherine, they actually used to

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get embarrassed. Catherine and Lily. Who's laughing now? CHEERING AND

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APPLAUSE. How do you feel after watching that girls. That was

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horrendous. Did you realise your mum and her mac had become so

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famous? No. She lied. She lied. We've got some good news and some

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bad news. Tell her the good news. The good news is you now have the

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chance to win today's star prize for Lily and Catherine. Take a look

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at the star prize. It's a brand-new games console. All good man. Hey

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Mark, tell her the bad news. The bad news, and it really is bad news,

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is that the Sugababes have stolen your mac. Oh no. It is indeed a mac

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napping. Look at them. Right there, you naughty Sugababes. OK. Vicky,

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you've got 45 seconds to get your mac back, get to the dressing room

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in time, get the mac back and win the star prize. Get there too late

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and Jade will be wearing that mac all over town. Tell you something,

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the rain in Spain will fall mainly on your head. I don't know what

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that means. She's not having it. Are you up for the challenge first?

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I'm up for it. Yes. Fantastic, in that case run mum run. Where?

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Following the signs. Follow the signs. Go! Come on. Come on! Turn

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round! There behind you. Run, run, run. She's going the wrong way.

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Push it, push it. Yay! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you. She got there

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with about four minutes to spare and she couldn't find where she was

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going. Mum, great work, you've got the mac back and you fooled those

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dastardly Sugababes and won the star prize. Don't worry girls,

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we'll get you your own macs. Don't worry. We will indeed. Girls, are

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you still embarrassed by your mum and her mac? Well, we're not quite

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done with you yet, just when you thought things couldn't get more

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exciting I'm going to drop this bombshell right on you, you have

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earned the right to come back at the end of the show and take part

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in our brand-new game. It's never been seen before, Win The Presenter.

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You up for it girls? Yes. We've just got to check with your mum.

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Are you up for playing Win The Presenter? Yeah, go on then. One

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more question, are you going to wear your mac? Of course. One lucky

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family will be walking away with one of us at the end of today's

:24:12.:24:16.

show. The question is, what will they do with us when they get us

:24:16.:24:19.

home? Please give it up for Lily, Catherine, Vicky and most

:24:19.:24:27.

importantly, the mac. Yes! Winning the presenter, mums in macs,

:24:27.:24:32.

naughty Sugababes are some of the crazy stuff that happens on Wind Up.

:24:32.:24:37.

And there's more where that came from. Run network. There's more

:24:37.:24:41.

where that came from. Here is a taste of some of the hidden camera

:24:41.:24:45.

pranks coming your way soon. How you doing ladies, what can I get

:24:45.:24:55.
:24:55.:24:58.

you? Stop. Stop. Oh my goodness. Ha, ha, ha. BBC. It's a challenge from

:24:58.:25:08.
:25:08.:25:11.

me. Good one, yeah. Weirdo! Good times are just around the corner

:25:11.:25:15.

and you are invited along for the ride. OK, this is the part of the

:25:15.:25:19.

show where we really need do you go to town and Smark someone if you

:25:19.:25:23.

will. For this special Wind Up, the town in question was my home town,

:25:23.:25:28.

Barnsley. Yes. Yes. Calm down. All right. Yes, so we needed to find

:25:28.:25:31.

three people that were Barnsley through and through, you know, home

:25:31.:25:35.

town, come on, yes, bring it on, yeah. Lucky for us we knew just the

:25:35.:25:39.

people. Meet Olivia, Leah and Charlie. They appeared on another

:25:39.:25:43.

of our hit shows TMI and they were a right laugh. More importantly

:25:43.:25:46.

they were from a certain town in the north of England. Tell

:25:46.:25:55.

everybody where you're from, go on. Barnsley! You're from Barnsley.

:25:55.:25:57.

Give them a big hand, it's Barnsley's number one superfans,

:25:57.:26:04.

it's Charlie, Leah and Olivia. All right. All right. Bring it, bring

:26:04.:26:10.

it. Yeah. First of all, all right, how you doing? All right? Yes.

:26:10.:26:17.

Speak Barnsley back to me. Come on. All right. All right then. We'll

:26:17.:26:21.

work on that. Let's start at the beginning, shall we? We thought

:26:21.:26:24.

we'd do a hidden camera prank in Barnsley. Remind us of where you

:26:24.:26:29.

guys are from again. Barnsley. Of course, yes. So we got in touch

:26:29.:26:32.

with your parents. We came up with a story about the Barnsley Tourist

:26:32.:26:35.

Board wanting to film you and after weeks of major planning and secret

:26:35.:26:40.

conversations we were ready to rock. Yes, we were. So you thought you

:26:40.:26:43.

were turning up to help with a special project for the Barnsley

:26:43.:26:49.

Tourist Board, yeah, did you suspect anything fishy? No. I

:26:49.:26:52.

thought they were going to take pictures. Just take pictures. Or

:26:52.:26:55.

pitch our ideas. Or pitch your ideas. You got a lot of ideas

:26:55.:26:59.

Charlie in that brain. A fair few, yeah. OK, well, why don't we find

:26:59.:27:02.

out what happened next, when the special project turned out to be a

:27:02.:27:07.

pretty big deal. Charlie, you know what to say. Run VT. So here come

:27:07.:27:11.

Olivia Charlie and Leah for a day they're not likely to forget. Over

:27:11.:27:17.

to our Wind Up actor Barry to explain more. Do you know why

:27:17.:27:22.

you're here? Not really. I'll start at the beginning right. On behalf

:27:22.:27:26.

of the Barnsley Tourist Board, and on behalf of the ee by gum Barnsley

:27:26.:27:29.

is best campaign, thank you for doing this, because today we are

:27:29.:27:33.

here to big up Barnsley. Do you know why we're bigging up Barnsley?

:27:33.:27:37.

No. Because no-one's coming. Because it's got a Primark. It's

:27:37.:27:41.

got a Primark? No. We're bigging up Barnsley because in 2028 we are

:27:41.:27:49.

putting Barnsley forward to host the next Olympic Games. Cool. For

:27:49.:27:52.

those of you who don't know, Barnsley's a lovely little town in

:27:52.:27:55.

South Yorkshire, it's got a lot going for it, including a Primark

:27:55.:27:58.

but unlike previous Olympic cities, it's not really big enough to host

:27:58.:28:02.

the greatest sporting event in the world. But let's not let that get

:28:02.:28:08.

in the way of a Wind Up. This is our logo. Three Yorkshire puddings.

:28:08.:28:12.

Excellent. Why do you think we've chosen that? Yorkshire puddings?

:28:12.:28:14.

Because people in Barnsley like Yorkshire pudding? We're in

:28:14.:28:16.

Yorkshire. Excellent, because it's Yorkshire. So we're going to build

:28:16.:28:19.

a stadium in the shape of the Yorkshire pudding. We're going to

:28:19.:28:22.

push the Yorkshire pudding logo all the time. We've got some press

:28:22.:28:26.

coming, some TV and stuff like that, we're going to do live things

:28:26.:28:28.

throughout the day. We're on TV, Barnsley Barnsley Barnsley all day.

:28:28.:28:32.

We're going to help the Lord Mayor, he's coming in about an hour, hour-

:28:32.:28:35.

and-a-half, something like that, and on the roof of this building,

:28:35.:28:38.

is going to launch the bid, officially on the TV. Are you

:28:38.:28:43.

behind this? Yes. Yes. It's a good idea. You're going to big up

:28:43.:28:47.

Barnsley. Yes. You're going to sell Barnsley today? Yes, it's one of my

:28:47.:28:50.

life's dreams. Yeah, that is what the Olympics is about, fulfilling

:28:50.:28:53.

your ambitions right. Barnsley, Barnsley, 2028. Games that are

:28:53.:29:01.

going to be oh so great. Barnsley Olympics all right. Brilliant. They

:29:01.:29:05.

seem to be totally buying our fake Olympic story. Let's see if they

:29:05.:29:08.

help big up Barnsley's bid by recording some promotional messages.

:29:08.:29:13.

Right, I've put you on the grass so it looks like the Yorkshire Dales.

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Try not to look cold because we have to make it look like Barnsley

:29:17.:29:21.

is a hot summery place. Which it isn't. We need to capitalise on our

:29:22.:29:27.

strengths. Which is being Yorkshire. So let's be Yorkshire. Everybody do

:29:27.:29:33.

this. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Yorkshire. Come on let's

:29:33.:29:42.

do Yorkshire. 3, 2, 1. Barnsley 2028. Stop it. Barnsley. Barnsley.

:29:42.:29:47.

Barnsley. Barnsley. Barnsley. Barnsley. Pretend you're like your

:29:47.:29:53.

Dad. Sorry my Dad does not speak like that. Like your granDad then.

:29:53.:30:00.

Ee by gum. Barnsley. Barnsley. Sounds like a sheep. Think of a big

:30:00.:30:07.

butch sheep. Are you ready? 3, 2, 1. Barnsley. 2028 it has a certain

:30:07.:30:12.

ring to it. An Olympic ring to it. Barnsley. 2028 games, that could be

:30:12.:30:18.

great. All right. Excellent. Very very good. That's better, isn't it.

:30:18.:30:27.

You got all that. They sounded Barnsley. 2028 They've really

:30:27.:30:30.

fallen for us, so it's time for us to wind things up even more. Next

:30:31.:30:33.

challenge, can we persuade them to record some ridiculous made up

:30:33.:30:38.

facts about the Royal Family. The Queen, or as we know her round here,

:30:38.:30:42.

Lizzie, has a house here in Barnsley. She often comes to stay

:30:42.:30:45.

for the weekend with her corgis. Prince William and Princess Kate

:30:45.:30:50.

came to Barnsley for their honeymoon. They love the place.

:30:50.:30:54.

Buckingham Palace is situated just a stone's throw from Barnsley. In

:30:54.:30:58.

fact, they're thinking of changing its name to Barnsley Palace. Do you

:30:59.:31:05.

think we can get away with that? Yes. Doesn't matter, does it.

:31:05.:31:12.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. That's not fair. I thought you liked us. So

:31:12.:31:15.

Charlie, when you were told you were going to be part of the

:31:15.:31:18.

Barnsley 2028 Olympic bid, what was going through your head, it could

:31:18.:31:22.

happen? I was excited and pretty honoured they had chosen me, and I

:31:22.:31:25.

thought we might get tickets like to see Olympics, like when I'm 28

:31:25.:31:31.

though. Wow, you really thought about this. And Leah, possibly the

:31:31.:31:34.

best thing that's ever been said on television when Barry asked you

:31:34.:31:41.

what was so good about Barnsley, you said it had a Primark. Is that

:31:41.:31:51.
:31:51.:31:53.

why you're so proud of Barnsley? Er... Er, one of the reasons. It's

:31:53.:31:59.

good Primark. I've been. It's a big one. Time to wind things up a notch

:31:59.:32:02.

now and see how far we could push this thing. Olivia, say the magic

:32:02.:32:07.

words. Run VT. Of course you can't hold the Olympic Games without a

:32:07.:32:10.

opening ceremony full of local talent. Over to you Barry. You've

:32:10.:32:13.

heard of Britain's Got Talent. You've seen the show. This is

:32:13.:32:17.

Barnsley's Got Talent. We're going to send some acts in, we want you

:32:17.:32:22.

to judge them. We need one winner overall today. We have been using

:32:22.:32:27.

these all week. If you like them at the end, you can give them a tick.

:32:27.:32:31.

If you don't like them, you can give them a soggy Yorkshire pudding.

:32:31.:32:35.

All right. Now our judging panel are ready and raring to go, it's

:32:35.:32:39.

time to bring in our first act. Ooh, and it is worth mentioning we have

:32:40.:32:44.

put together the worst bunch of talent you are ever likely to see.

:32:44.:32:52.

Up first, an escapologist. Start when you're ready. It's coming.

:32:52.:33:00.

This isn't my jacket. I think your time's up. Do you want to stand on

:33:00.:33:06.

your spot? You can lay on your spot if you prefer. Nice one. After that

:33:06.:33:10.

shambolic performance will the guys realise this is a wind up or will

:33:10.:33:12.

they believe it and offer our rubbish acts some constructive

:33:12.:33:21.

criticism? The problem was you tried... You tried to undo it, but

:33:21.:33:28.

you couldn't, and you just rolled on the floor. You showed no actual

:33:28.:33:33.

effort to get out. No effort. I can honestly say I've never seen

:33:33.:33:37.

anything like it before. That's in a bad way, by the way, so I'm going

:33:38.:33:43.

to have to say no. It's a no from me. A no from me. No way. That is

:33:43.:33:47.

three nos from the judges, but at least they think this is a real

:33:47.:33:50.

talent show. Will they believe the rest of our performers are genuine

:33:50.:33:54.

or will they suspect foul play? Bring on the tea gargler. In

:33:54.:33:58.

Yorkshire we like tea, don't we, so I thought I could do a bit of

:33:58.:34:08.
:34:08.:34:13.

Sorry I swallowed that bit, it's nice tea. Hang on. I think most

:34:13.:34:16.

people would be able to do that, and possibly a bit better, so it's

:34:16.:34:26.
:34:26.:34:41.

No. It's a no. I found that very disturbing. It's down to one final

:34:41.:34:45.

act to win the kids over, and we know just the guys FOR the job, so

:34:45.:34:50.

we are just about to go inside and perfomr on Barnsley's Got Talent.

:34:50.:34:56.

That's Sam in there by the way. Hiya. Come on, let's do it. They

:34:56.:34:59.

don't seem to have spotted us so far, but surely with moves and

:34:59.:35:02.

costumes this bad, it's ony a matter of time before they smell a

:35:02.:35:08.

rat. Yeah, a big tutu wearing ballet rat. Yes. That's enough.

:35:08.:35:14.

Sorry. Well, it was funny in a strange kind of way. Sorry, but

:35:14.:35:19.

it's a no from me. The tutu falling off had to be the funniest bit.

:35:19.:35:25.

Because of your mistake it's a yes. So very lucky about the mistake. I

:35:25.:35:28.

loved the brown one, you are fantastic at ballet I have to say.

:35:29.:35:32.

The white one, you were a bit naff but it was funny with the tutu, so

:35:33.:35:41.

I'm going to go with yes because it was so funny. Well done. That is

:35:41.:35:46.

two yeses out of three. Result! So that concludes the talent show, but

:35:46.:35:49.

instead of suspecting this might be a wind up, the judges thinks one of

:35:49.:35:55.

the acts deserves the chance to represent Barnsley. Thank you. I

:35:55.:36:00.

think it's the mice. I just love them. Me for mice. I don't want the

:36:00.:36:04.

mice though. But while they argue over their decision, the town's

:36:04.:36:07.

Olympic bid has been gathering pace. Let's interrupt the judges with a

:36:07.:36:11.

totally fake live news bulletin. Someone's in for a shock when they

:36:11.:36:14.

discover the world's biggest event will literally be taking place on

:36:14.:36:21.

their doorstep. Apparently there's a news link now. It's time for an

:36:21.:36:26.

update on the main story today. The Barnsley Olympic bid. We've already

:36:26.:36:29.

seen in our earlier live links how the bid is gathering momentum, and

:36:29.:36:32.

it's now thought to be the favourite to host the the 2028

:36:32.:36:36.

games. Cool. We can go live to our reporter who has found a street

:36:36.:36:40.

where locals are cashing in on the Olympics. Olympic fever has

:36:40.:36:47.

certainly taken hold of Barnsley. That's my house. Oh my gosh.

:36:47.:36:49.

Residents have been offered big money by Olympic officials to move

:36:49.:36:53.

out of their houses so work can begin on a new Olympic site. They

:36:53.:36:58.

are going into my house. Even though Barnsley's bid may come to

:36:58.:37:02.

nothing, a deal has been done for one house, with the owner agreeing

:37:02.:37:07.

to sell up and move out. As you can see, the clear out has started.

:37:07.:37:11.

That's my picture! I have the owner here with me now. So Caroline, what

:37:11.:37:16.

prompted you to move? Definitely the money. So I can take it you're

:37:16.:37:19.

behind the Barnsley Olympic bid then. Yes, it'll be great for the

:37:19.:37:22.

community and Barnsley itself. Rachel Bullen, reporting on the

:37:22.:37:25.

main story of the day. Barnsley 2028, games that could be great,

:37:25.:37:33.

all right? That was my flat. I know my house, they were taking my Union

:37:33.:37:38.

Jack and my TMI stuff out of my room. Did you hear what the woman

:37:38.:37:43.

said, that she sold the house? My mum is not selling our house. This

:37:43.:37:50.

is a con. This is a con. This has to be a con. I don't believe this.

:37:50.:37:53.

Why? My mum would not say that, that is my house. Your mum left

:37:54.:37:59.

earlier. Yes, to look after the dog. Maybe she left to sell the house?

:37:59.:38:09.
:38:09.:38:10.

Don't worry about it, it's not Leah, I have to say you were great

:38:10.:38:13.

there, you were properly sticking up for your house, what was going

:38:13.:38:18.

through your head at that point? How dare they! LAUGHTER. Charlie,

:38:18.:38:23.

how did you find being a judge on Barnsley's Got Talent? Was it fun?

:38:23.:38:26.

I took it seriously, and I really enjoyed it, but I thought when all

:38:26.:38:33.

the acts started, I thought does Barnsley even have talent? OK. Just

:38:33.:38:36.

to clarify, that wasn't actually the finest talent Barnsley had to

:38:36.:38:41.

offer. Was it not? No, it was a load of our mates and people we

:38:41.:38:46.

dragged off the streets. It's pretty bad. We still had our grand

:38:46.:38:51.

finale in store and that involved making you look right silly. And

:38:51.:38:56.

let's say, right silly puddings actually. Yorkshire puddings. Leah,

:38:56.:39:01.

want to do the honours? Run VT. So everything is in place for the

:39:01.:39:05.

grand launch of Barnsley's 2028 Olympic bid. There's the town mayor,

:39:05.:39:10.

making his way on to the stage for the big announcement. There's the

:39:10.:39:14.

BBC News reporter about to go live to the whole of the UK. There's our

:39:14.:39:19.

Olympic mascot dressed to impress as Yorkshire puddings. And finally,

:39:19.:39:23.

the Barnsley bid logo brought to life. A giant Yorkshire pudding

:39:23.:39:28.

filled with real gravy. All the guys have to do is pull the cord to

:39:28.:39:31.

open the curtains and reveal the mayor. What could possibly go

:39:31.:39:41.
:39:41.:39:44.

wrong? In 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5... I'm Keiron Higginson, reporting live

:39:44.:39:49.

for the BBC. As you can see, I'm on a rooftop in the centre of Barnsley

:39:49.:39:54.

on what is a very special day for this town. And I've just been told

:39:54.:39:57.

that the Mayor of Barnsley is ready to address the public and to

:39:57.:40:00.

officially launch Barnsley's Olympic bid. So without further ado,

:40:00.:40:10.
:40:10.:40:14.

I give you the Mayor of Barnsley. Argh! The mayor's in the - you

:40:14.:40:24.
:40:24.:40:25.

covered the mayor in gravy! Sorry. What do you have to say, kids? I

:40:25.:40:30.

only did what I was told to do. It looks like the mayor's not very

:40:30.:40:37.

happy. Thank you. You told me to pull it hard. Any comment? Barnsley

:40:37.:40:41.

Olympics, all right. It's time to put these guys out of their misery,

:40:41.:40:44.

let them know there's no Olympic bid and reveal the whole day's been

:40:44.:40:48.

one complete wind up. Guys, you were on our brand-new show and can

:40:48.:40:54.

I tell you you have been well and truly Smarked. I hate you. Barnsley

:40:54.:41:00.

will not be the Olympic town/city of the 2028 games. This is

:41:00.:41:06.

pointless! It's not pointless. It's good entertainment. Sorry, anybody

:41:06.:41:16.
:41:16.:41:17.

got any gravy for this? CHEERING Brilliant. Absolutely legend. One

:41:17.:41:23.

last thing guys, Barnsley Olympics? All right. Yay. Fantastic. Give it

:41:23.:41:25.

up for great sports and Barnsley's finest ambassadors, Leah, Olivia

:41:25.:41:35.
:41:35.:41:37.

and Charlie! So good. I tell you something I think Barnsley might be

:41:37.:41:41.

in a chance to get the Olympic bid after that. Need a lie down after

:41:41.:41:45.

that. OK, now it's time to find out which one of us is going to be

:41:45.:41:53.

today's star prize. Because it's Who Wants To Be A Millionaire.

:41:53.:41:57.

Million Pound Drop. Deal or No Deal. They've all given away huge amounts

:41:57.:42:04.

of money. Let me ask you this, are they really successful shows? Yes.

:42:04.:42:07.

The thing is, when you're giving away a presenter as a prize it's

:42:07.:42:10.

going to cause a stir. Well, it's never been done before, has it, you

:42:10.:42:14.

know, winning the presenter. It's insane. The thing is, when we

:42:14.:42:17.

thought about it we realised that encouraging families to do whatever

:42:17.:42:23.

they wanted with us probably wasn't our best idea. So I went right in

:42:23.:42:27.

there and I told the BBC boss, no, I'm not doing it. But it was too

:42:27.:42:35.

late. They'd already made the graphics. Too late. We done, yeah?

:42:35.:42:42.

Yeah. Well done, worst idea you've ever had. Brilliant. Welcome to Win

:42:42.:42:47.

The Presenter! And let's find out which presenter they are playing

:42:47.:42:54.

for today. He's got absolutely no idea what lies in store for him.

:42:54.:43:03.

It's Sam. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Which means it's time to meet your

:43:03.:43:06.

host Mr Mark Thomas Rhodes. Yes, welcome to Win The Presenter, the

:43:06.:43:09.

part of the show where two families goes head-to-head to win today's

:43:09.:43:19.
:43:19.:43:25.

star prize, Mr Sam Nixon. Hi. Oh yeah. Today one of these two lucky

:43:25.:43:29.

families will get to take Sam home and do anything they want with him.

:43:29.:43:33.

When I say anything, I mean anything. You looking forward to

:43:33.:43:41.

that, Sam? Ah, now he shuts up doesn't he. Interesting. Let's meet

:43:41.:43:45.

the families who could be winning you. Now Ijaz, we saw you earlier,

:43:45.:43:50.

strapped on to a wheel, have you fully recovered mate? I am. Do you

:43:50.:43:53.

want to introduce the rest of the family please. My son Salman, my

:43:53.:43:57.

wife Amna and my sister-in-law Sarah. Fantastic, please give it up

:43:57.:44:05.

for the Ahmeds. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. OK. Well to get your

:44:05.:44:09.

hands on Sam you're going to have to beat the Johnson family. Vicky,

:44:09.:44:12.

Catherine and Lily, we met you earlier on in the show. Girls, have

:44:12.:44:15.

you recovered from the shock of discovering that your mum and her

:44:15.:44:21.

mac are pretty famous? Almost. This is surreal for you, I would imagine.

:44:21.:44:25.

Rather. Vicky, would you like to introduce the final member of your

:44:25.:44:29.

team please. This is Catherine and Lily's Dad Pete. How you doing,

:44:30.:44:35.

Pete? You all right, mate? Very well, mate. Ready for this? Yes. OK,

:44:35.:44:43.

please give it up for the Johnsons. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. Trepidation.

:44:43.:44:47.

I love it. The rules state who whoever wins Sam can take him home

:44:47.:44:51.

and do whatever you want with him. Ahmeds, got any horrible jobs for

:44:51.:44:55.

Sam to do? Yes, he has to be our private comedian, he has to do

:44:55.:45:00.

comedy shows all day, every day. If he isn't good, he has to do all my

:45:00.:45:07.

homework. Looks like you're doing a lot of homework Sam. OK, what about

:45:07.:45:10.

the Johnson family, have you got any jobs for him? Yes we want him

:45:10.:45:13.

to tidy my room, which is particularly messy, pick up the dog

:45:13.:45:18.

poo from the garden. Lovely. And generally do chores around the

:45:19.:45:22.

house. This is going to be good, this. It doesn't matter whoever

:45:22.:45:25.

wins, it's going to be good. It's the best of three rounds, and

:45:25.:45:29.

because Sam is the star prize, all the questions are about him. So

:45:29.:45:39.
:45:39.:45:40.

let's get things cracking with OK families, let me introduce you

:45:40.:45:50.
:45:50.:45:54.

to this week's wind up line up. Ah. Look. Now... As you can see,

:45:54.:45:57.

already four dogs in the line up, and one of these dogs is Sam's

:45:57.:46:07.

actual real dog. To win the round, all you have to do is identify

:46:07.:46:15.

Sam's dog. Is it number one. Big big doggie big big dog/horse?

:46:15.:46:19.

Second, number two, we have a medium sized dog. Beautiful face,

:46:19.:46:21.

beautiful face, and number three, we've got a smaller dog, pretty

:46:22.:46:27.

small with a pink ribbon in his hair. OK. And finally number four,

:46:27.:46:34.

a phantom dog, which means that Sam has got no dogs. No doggie at all.

:46:34.:46:38.

OK. Johnson family and Ahmed family, could you please write down your

:46:38.:46:48.
:46:48.:46:49.

OK. It's one, big dog. Two, medium nice faced dog. Three, smaller dog

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with pink ribbon dog, or four, no dog, no dog at all, please. Ahmeds,

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please could you reveal which one of the dogs you think is his.

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You're going for number two. OK. OK. The Johnsons, could you please do

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the same. Let's have a look. You're going for number two as well.

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Interesting. Well, let's see if you're right. Could Sam's real dog

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please step forward. Whoa! Oh. Guys you did get it wrong. I know what

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you're thinking out there. How do we know that Sam's dog? Well I

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suppose we could prove it by maybe showing you this. Or maybe this. Or

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even this. Please, give it up for our doggie line up. Come on Sam,

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come and give her a kiss. Come on. Ellie. Hello. Who put that stupid

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bow on your head? Hello. Hello. All right, please give it up one more

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time for our doggie line up. APPLAUSE. So after round one the

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scores are level. You both still yet to get off the mark, but now

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it's time to really wind things up, or more importantly really wind Sam

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up. Sam, you need to get ready mate. Because it's time to put presenter

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under pressure. Right. The eagle eyed among you may have noticed

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that since the last round Sam is now wearing one extra item of

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clothing. A pair of pants. Now, unfortunately for Sam, these are no

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ordinary pants. Oh no. They are the Underpants of Chaos. And very

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shortly I will be asking Sam ten questions about a subject he thinks

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he claims to know everything about. Cooking. However, every time he

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answers a question incorrectly or takes too long, we will be sending

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a shock right through these pants just like this. Ooh! LAUGHTER. Stop

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it, stop it! Or like this. Argh. Stop. All right. It's a good job,

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this. And that is all thanks to a clever little device we have

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attached to the back of those splendid y-fronts. Families, all

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you have to do is guess how many questions Sam will get right. Could

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you please write down your answers All right. Sam, how are you

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feeling? My bum is sweating. Lovely. Didn't really want to know that.

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We're going to be adding some more pressure with tense music and

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dramatic lighting. Viewers of a nervous disposition may choose to

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look away because Sam, your ten questions start now. What is the

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main ingredient in an omelette? Egg. Correct, name five times of pasta

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beginning with P. Pappardelle. That's it, isn't it? Argh! Next

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question. Jamie Oliver is also known as the naked what? Chef.

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Correct. Gas mark seven is what temperature degrees Celsius. 250?

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218. Cumberland, Toulouse and hotdog are all types of what?

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Sausage. What do you get if you cross basil leaves, garlic, pine

:50:29.:50:33.

nuts, olive oil and parmesan? Pesto. Correct. What is the fastest cake

:50:33.:50:39.

in the world? Er... Too late. Argh. Provelone, pecorino, and romane are

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all examples of what Italian food? Pasta? It's wrong, cheese. OK. Dave

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Myers and Simon King are also known as what? What? Say that again?

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That's wrong. No, sorry. Finally, what is a shepherd's pie called

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when made with beef? A cottage pie. I'll give you that. All right.

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That's the end. Thanks. That is your ten questions, Sam. I can tell

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you I enjoyed that immensely and you also got five right. Not bad.

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OK. But the one remaining question is how did our families do? Ahmed,

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how many did you think Sam would get right? Six out of ten, very

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close. The Johnsons, what about you? Five! All right. I tell you

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what, that is amazing. One point goes to the Johnson family, right.

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OK. Guys, it's time to ask the big Very exciting. So, if the Johnsons

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win this round they will be taking Sam home with them. Now, Sam, he's

:51:57.:52:01.

not a bad looking chap, I don't think, but, he's also got a bit of

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a big head, yeah. Mr Nixon reckons he is better looking than Hollywood

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bad boy and megamovie star Colin Farrell. Have a look at this guy.

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Wow. Tell you what, that is some claim. But what I want to know is,

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what percentage of this Wind Up studio audience agreed with Sam?

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Can you please write down your answers, families. OK. So to recap,

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what percentage of this audience thought that Sam Nixon was better

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looking than Colin Farrell. And it wasn't a bad picture of Colin

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Farrell. Let's be honest, that's one good looking dude right there.

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Time up guys. Ahmeds, could you please reveal your answer. 15%.

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That is pretty harsh, actually. Pretty low. Right. Johnsons, please

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reveal your answer. 45%. OK. Interesting. Let's see who is

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nearest. The actual percentage of the studio audience who thought Sam

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was better looking than Colin Farrell is... 40%, which means the

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Johnsons are the winners. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. You Win The Presenter.

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Come on Sam. Come on Sam. Come on, over here. Come over here mate.

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Amazing. You have to be happy with 40%. I was expecting a lot lower.

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He's a beautiful looking man. Come over here, you're property of the

:53:36.:53:40.

Johnson family right now. OK, so I've got to say a massive thank you

:53:40.:53:43.

to all the stars of the show, to the Johnson family, congratulations

:53:43.:53:49.

to them. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE. And also, give it up for the Ahmed

:53:49.:53:54.

family. Enjoyed yourselves? Yes. You have been fantastic. You really

:53:54.:54:04.
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have. Right now on the show with # I like the lights

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# When they hit your face # You're good as blind

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# It blackens out your gaze # And we're on fire

:54:16.:54:24.

# But I'm too caught in you to care # Let's walk away

:54:24.:54:28.

# Into the night # It's getting late

:54:28.:54:33.

# But we're right on time # And I wanna be nameless

:54:33.:54:39.

# For a little while # So raise your hand

:54:39.:54:43.

# One fist in the air # For freedom

:54:43.:54:49.

# For being alive # Not having a care

:54:49.:54:58.

# For freedom # Cos tonight, is the night

:54:58.:55:04.

# That we break the speed of light # So stand up

:55:04.:55:07.

# Come alive # Liberate yourself, cos freedom

:55:07.:55:17.
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starts tonight! # Stand up

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# I love the night # The way it covers us

:55:22.:55:26.

# You're acting shy # But you're curious

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# Let's play with fire # Cos we're too deep in this to

:55:30.:55:35.

care # So raise your hand

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# One fist in the air # For freedom

:55:41.:55:45.

# For being alive # Not having a care

:55:45.:55:53.

# For freedom # Cos tonight is the night

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# That we break the speed of light # So stand up

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# Come alive # Liberate yourself cos freedom

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starts tonight! # Stand up

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# Freedom # Tonight's the night we're gonna

:56:24.:56:26.

live our life # Tonight's the night we're gonna

:56:27.:56:29.

live our life # Sing freedom

:56:29.:56:39.
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# Freedom # So raise your hand

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# Freedom # So raise your hand

:56:47.:56:52.

# One fist in the air # For freedom

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# For being alive # Not having a care

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# For freedom # Cos tonight, is the night

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# That we break the speed of light # So stand up

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# Come alive # Liberate yourself, cos freedom

:57:15.:57:25.
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starts tonight! # Freedom

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Massive thank you to the Sugababes, what way to end the show. OK,

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Johnson family, you know what to do. Go on. Go on Sam. Off you go. OK,

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