Episode 2 Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up


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'This lot are really excited.

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'Why? Because they are the Big Wind-Up audience!

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'Look at them, they've been queuing for hours.

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'Who can blame them? Hey! McElderry! Welcome to the party!

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'And what a party this is going to be. Run those titles!'

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# Wind me up put me down

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# Start me up and watch me go

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# It's easy once you know how it's done

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# You can't stop now it's already begun. #

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Ladies and gentlemen, he's Barnsley's finest export

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and he's Wolverhampton's... Well, he's from Wolverhampton!

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It's Sam and Mark!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Come with me!

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Wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave!

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Waving, waving, waving!

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All right! It's going to be a good show!

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Yeah! Come on!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Welcome to the weekend!

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-We are about to wind you up and whip you into a frenzy.

-Whoopah!

-Whoopah!

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I'll tell you what,

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I'm worried there's too much good stuff crammed into today's show.

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-I really am. I really am.

-I know where he's coming from.

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For example, one family is in for a right surprise

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when they discover we've put their entire contents of their house

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up for sale.

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-What? That's crazy speak!

-It is! It is!

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You might also want to keep watching because later on in the show,

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two lucky families are going to be going head-to-head,

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trying to win what is now officially known as the greatest prize ever.

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Yeah. We are not giving away a million,

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we are not giving away a grand,

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we are not even giving away ten bob.

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What we are giving away is worth so much more. Maybe. It's one of us!

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AUDIENCE: Whoo!

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Oh, yes!

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One lucky family could be leaving today with either me or Mark

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and once that family's got their hands on us,

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there ain't no telling what they might do.

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That's right. We also like celebrity action on Big Friday Wind-Up.

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Today we are joined by somebody who is a pop star, an opera star

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and quite possibly the nicest man in the world of entertainment.

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It's Joe McElderry, everyone!

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CHEERING

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-What a guy! What a guy!

-Lovely guy.

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We will be catching up with Joe later in the show

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and if that wasn't enough, we've also got music from Six-D!

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CHEERING

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Right now I recon it's time for less talk and more action.

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Remember this is the show with a surprise around every corner.

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No-one is safe, especially if you're an embarrassing mum or dad.

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-Yes! Oh!

-Don't edit that.

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Oh! Embarrassing, embarrassing! This run's pretty embarrassing.

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But not as embarrassing as some of you guys.

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Look at you! Your head's in a vice.

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It's like, "Stay straight, stay straight, so he doesn't look at me."

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That hasn't really helped you has it, Nicole?

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-Hello! How're you doing, darling?

-I'm fine.

-Yeah? Ha!

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-You embarrass your lovely son Tyrell, is that not true?

-Yeah.

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-How does she embarrass you?

-Well, her feet stink.

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LAUGHTER

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And you still, you're, like, holding you're son's hand, aren't you?

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You know. And doing mumsy stuff like what's that spit

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and polish you do that you do with your hair?

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Come on! Look at him! He's bigger than me! Come on!

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Hey, a mum's a mum.

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You've got to love her, don't you?

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-Well... Ah!

-He does, he love's you.

-He's still my baby!

-Still a baby!

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Ah! Give us a love as well! Give us a love as well!

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That was pretty embarrassing. Sam, over to you, my friend.

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Cheers, Mark.

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I reckon there's a few people in this audience here tonight

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who have embarrassing dads.

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-I reckon that your dad is embarrassing, Sam.

-Yes!

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First of all, nice name.

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Touch me right there. You know what I'm saying, yeah.

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We have heard that your dad likes to do a bit of singing. Is this true?

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-Yeah.

-What does he sing?

-He sings the Welsh National Anthem.

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The Welsh National Anthem? Really?!

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How does that make you feel, when he does that?

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-Er, embarrassed.

-Does he do it in front of your friends and stuff?

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-Yeah.

-That must be really embarrassing. Where is your dad today?

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-Er, I don't know.

-You don't know? Oh, really?

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I do know where your dad is.

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Your dad is right here in the Wind-Up studio.

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Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Sam's dad!

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APPLAUSE

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HE SING WELSH NATIONAL ANTHEM IN WELSH

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Nice work, Dad!

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Sam, is that the type of thing that embarrasses you?

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-Yes.

-Pretty embarrassing. I loved that. That was great.

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-Did you enjoy it?

-Goosepimples.

-I think we all got goosepimples!

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Sam, don't worry.

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We are going to give your dad the chance to redeem himself

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for humiliating you so much in front of the entire world.

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Do you know what I'm saying? Dad, you need to get yourself ready.

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Off you go. Sam, you come with me, mate.

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It's time to play Dad On A Wheel! Come on!

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Sam, mate. Are you ready to see your dad as you've never seen him before?

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Studio audience, are you ready to see Sam's dad as you've never seen him before?

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AUDIENCE: Yes!

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In that case, everybody in the Wind-Up audience,

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please give it up for Dad On A Wheel!

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Oh, yeah! Looking good, Dad. How are you feeling?

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-Scared!

-Don't be scared, it'll be fine.

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Here's the deal.

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We have a dad on a wheel and the wheel is split into six sections.

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-Sam, take over, will you?

-I will, Mark. I will.

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As you can see, there are three gold sections.

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If Dad lands on Dad, he will win himself a prize.

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That would be nice, wouldn't it, Dad? He's happy about that.

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If Dad lands on Audience, he will win a prize

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-for our entire studio audience!

-AUDIENCE: Ooh!

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Thought you might like that.

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But better, better still, if Dad lands on Star, Sam here wins a prize.

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High five.

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-That was the worst high five ever!

-Let's do it again! Yes.

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Hold on, we can't high five just yet. We couldn't then, actually.

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Only if he answers a question correctly will he win the star prize.

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What we are trying to get across to you is that gold is good.

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Red, however, is bad!

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If Dad lands on red, he will come face-to-face with the Foaminator!

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Ladies and gentlemen, this week's Foaminator is Joe McElderry!

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-Come over here, Joe. Come stand by me, Joe.

-This is heavy!

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It is a bit heavy! Joe, you are the nicest man on TV. That is a fact.

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But none of that any more. You need to get mean. You know what happens.

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If Dad lands on red,

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you need to release a furious amount of foam right in his face.

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Think of it this way,

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from pop star to opera star to foam-in-the-face star.

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-You know what I'm saying, Joe. Get mean.

-Let's go for it! Let's do it!

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In that case, here we go. Loads of prizes, no big deal.

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Come on, Sam, wind up that wheel!

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Here we go!

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Where's it going to land?

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Would you believe it? It's landed on foam. Joe, get yourself in position.

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-We're going to get your dad back.

-OK.

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Don't be shy. Right in the face. I'm going to stand behind here.

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After three. One, two, three. Go!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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More, Joe! More!

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-He is nice, isn't he? He's lovely.

-Come over here, Joe.

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-Are you feeling OK, Dad?

-Yup.

-Yup!

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OK, it's time for the second spin. Here we go.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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He's landed on Audience

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which means that you have just won a prize

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for the entire studio audience. Let's see what it is.

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It's a cupcake for every single member!

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APPLAUSE

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Lovely stuff. OK.

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-Dad, we've got one final spin. Are you ready?

-I am.

-Excellent. Here we go.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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LAUGHTER

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Dad, you got too excited and you made it spin again.

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The wheel's got a life of its own. You've landed on red once again.

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Joe, you know what to do. Three, two, one. Go!

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Go on, Joe. Go on, Joe. Got him!

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Whoo! Let's put you right back round.

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-Deary me!

-You're dripping on the carpet, Sam!

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LAUGHTER

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That means at the end of Dad On A Wheel,

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you won a prize for our entire studio audience

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and you got foamed twice. Not bad at all.

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A big thank you to our Dad On A Wheel and our Foaminator.

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-Give it up for Joe McElderry. Yes!

-Whoo!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Come here, Sam. Come here. That is not all.

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You and your family have also won the right to play for another special prize.

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Check this. It's the ultimate money-can't-buy prize.

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We are inviting you to Win The Presenter later in the show!

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LAUGHTER AND WHOOPING

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-I couldn't tell whether he was excited.

-He's in shock.

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He's saving it, you know what I mean?

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We now know that Sam and his family will be taking part in Win The Presenter later in the show.

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Who will they be playing against?

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It could be anyone in this audience here tonight.

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AUDIENCE: Whoo!

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Any single one of you! Stay watching to find out.

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Here's what else is coming up on this crazy show.

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You won't believe the lengths Sam and Mark go to

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when they pull off the ultimate hidden camera prank.

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The finger of fun is on the loose again, which means one family

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in the Wind-Up audience will be getting the surprise of their lives.

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And how can a pair of red underpants make you react like this?

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Why don't you stay tuned to find out.

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Loving it. All that stuff still to come on today's show.

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-Can't say any fairer than that, can we?

-We can't.

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Everybody, give a massive round of applause

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to today's special guest, Joe McElderry!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Come here, you. Come here, you!

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GIGGLING

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-How are you?

-Very well.

-Good thanks, mate.

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-How the devil are you?

-I'm very well.

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Since we last met,

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not only have you gone on to win another talent show, you great big winner, you...

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LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

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Congratulations on the conversion from pop star to opera star.

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Is there any thing you can't do, Joe?

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I didn't realise how hard it was going to be

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until I got to the first rehearsal.

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I was thinking, "I'm just going to pretend. Make a loud noise and..."

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You know, when I realised I had to change the breathing and everything, I was like, "oh".

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-What kind of loud noise?

-You know, pretend to be an opera singer.

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-People put on that kind of fake.

-# Aaah. #

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Well, not that bad.

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We wouldn't have got very far. Listen, Joe.

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We could chat to you all day,

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but we like to do things a little differently around here.

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Instead of us interviewing you,

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we are going to give that job to our lovely studio audience.

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Don't worry, they're not as scary as they look.

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-Are you up for the challenge, Joe?

-I'm up for it.

-Excellent.

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-Off you go, then.

-Who's got a question for Joe?

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Put your hands up.

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-Come on, Sam.

-We've got some questions over here.

-Quick, Sam!

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-Waiting, waiting, waiting. OK. Stand up, mate. What's your name?

-Oliver.

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Oliver, what's your question?

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How well do you know Cheryl Cole and do you have her number?

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All right, player!

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Yep, I know her very well and I do have her number.

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But it's saved under a different name,

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for the very reason that people like you

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would probably try and get it off me phone.

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-To be fair, you can't blame him for trying.

-Exactly.

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We'll try and get it for you after the show.

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Who else has got a question? Down here, here we go.

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Excuse me, coming through.

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-Stand up, mate. What's your name?

-Graham.

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Nice to meet you, what's your question?

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If you competed in the London Olympics,

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-what event would you do and why?

-Cracking question.

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That's a great question.

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I used to be on the swimming team at school

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and I was quite good, so probably swimming.

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-Or diving. I like diving. Maybe diving.

-Diving?!

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Oh, you'll be up against Tom Daley, though.

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OK, maybe swimming.

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LAUGHTER

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OK, thank you very much. Who else has got a question?

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OK, we're going up here. Lovely lady here. Stand up, what's your name?

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-Angela.

-Angela, lovely to meet you. What's your question for Joe?

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Actually, can I ask you a question? Course you can.

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Why isn't it "Mark And Sam"? I think that sounds better.

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MARK CACKLES

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It's a fair question, but you're wrong. Sit down.

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-LAUGHTER

-Who's next, who's next?

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OK, here we go, over here.

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-What's your name?

-Ellie.

-Ellie, what's your question?

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Do you ever Google yourself?

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Erm, no. I try not to. I mean, it's quite hard,

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because you could whack your name in

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and see what people are writing about you.

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But I try to keep separate, away from that,

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because some people write horrible things

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and some people write nice things and it gets messy. I try not to.

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-Interesting. Ask Mark if he Googles himself?

-Do you Google yourself?

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Every day.

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LAUGHTER

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Thank you very much.

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OK, who's next, who's next? OK, the next row, here we go.

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Down here, down here.

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OK... Oh, here they go. Stand up, stand up. What's your name?

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-Josie.

-What's your question for Joe?

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Have you ever met anyone you've always wanted to meet

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since winning the X Factor?

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-I haven't met her properly, but she said hello?

-Who?

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-And I was very starstruck. It was Beyonce.

-Huh!

-Wow!

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I bumped into her at a festival

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-and I turned into a bit of a fanatical fan.

-Good effort, Sam.

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Joe, thanks for letting our audience interview you.

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Thank you for your questions.

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Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the brilliant Joe McElderry.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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If you guys are into music, then you are in luck,

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because later on in the show, Six D will be performing.

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But now, it's time to turn the spotlight

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onto another member of the studio audience.

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Here on Wind-Up, we are partial to a bit of birthday fun.

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Hey, who doesn't like a birthday?

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It's a whole day where you are the star of the show.

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And we want to celebrate that. Only thing is, we ain't got a whole day!

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But don't worry. We've come up with a solution,

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because we are about to give someone in the audience today

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-the world's quickest birthday party.

-Indeed.

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And that person...

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is you, Elliott!

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CHEERING

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Cue the celebrations!

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PARTY MUSIC PLAYS

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There you go, Elliott, there you go.

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We've got some presents here.

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We've got you a cake.

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-Look at that.

-Party hat on!

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Elliott, we know that it's your birthday this week,

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so happy birthday, Elliott!

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CHEERING

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Happy birthday to Elliott, and we've still got all this to come...

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Sam and Mark go head-to-head

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in the greatest hidden camera game ever - In Yer Face!

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And the question is, what on earth is going on here?

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Brilliant. That's really good, really good.

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-So are you having any problem at all with any vision?

-No.

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Do you have any troubles recognising people?

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You look a lot like Sam from Sam And Mark.

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-Sorry, who?

-Sam.

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-Who's Sam And Mark?

-TMi.

-TMi? What's that?

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Come on!

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It's a TV show I went on.

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-Oh, you've been on TV?

-Yes.

-Oh, wow!

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In Yer Face! Coming up soon.

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But now, back to the studio!

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Still to come, two families will be going head-to-head

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in order to walk away with one of us, as we play Win The Presenter.

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We've already met our first family, the Tilleys.

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In case you missed it, we strapped embarrassing Dad Simon

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onto a wheel and gave him a right old spin.

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Yeah, he didn't do too bad actually. Simon ended up winning...

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He got a prize for the entire audience.

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-Yeah, nice cupcake.

-CHEERING

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And he got a good-old foaming from Joe McElderry,

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also known as The Foaminator.

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-Are you feeling all right, Dad?

-I'm a bit wet...

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You did a cracking job, mate, you really did.

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Right now, though,

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it's time to randomly select our second studio victim.

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So, let's introduce to you a friend of ours - bring on the Finger!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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-Ooh!

-Someone's had a manicure!

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Finger Of Fun.

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Now, Finger, we need you to select a mum.

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A mum who loves having some fun. So, Finger Of Fun, find us a mum!

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Who could it be?!

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CHEERING

0:18:490:18:50

Oh, who could it be?

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It's not going to be you, mate, it's not going to be you.

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It could be you, it could be you. Aaaah...

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Oh, he's gone past you, sorry!

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Oh, what about you, Smiley Face?

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Oh, he's in a good mood, the Finger, he's had a manicure.

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Who's he going to pick?

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Oooooh!

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CHEERING

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The Finger has spoken. What is your name?

0:19:180:19:21

-Hayley.

-BOTH: Hayley!

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-Whoa!

-Whoa!

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What.. Hold on, the Finger's not finished yet!

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Yeah, it seems to have chosen you guys as well. What are your names?

0:19:290:19:34

-Jay and Chloe.

-Jay and Chloe.

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All right, OK. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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The three of you need to get yourselves down here,

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because it's time to have some fun.

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It's time for The Prize Surprise! Come on down!

0:19:420:19:45

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:19:450:19:47

Jay and Chloe, nice to me. Are you having a good time on the show?

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-Yes, having fun.

-Good.

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Excellent. Have you any idea why the finger has chosen you guys?

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No idea!

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Let me shed some light on the subject.

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We have been speaking to your husband/dad Martin

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and he reckons Hayley, you have too much stuff!

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-Jay and Chloe, are these accusations true?

-Yes, very much.

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Not expensive stuff.

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Loads of £5 stuff!

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What kind of stuff does she have?

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-Give us an example.

-Make-up, handbags, shoes.

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Do you really think your mum needs all this stuff?

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Not really.

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We don't think that.

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That's why last week, when you were out Hayley,

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we popped to your house and we borrowed some of your stuff.

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And then, what you do is, we put it on sale on QVC.

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-We would like you to watch this VT.

-Videotape.

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And try to memorise as many of the items as possible.

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For every item you remember, you will win a prize for your family

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from the Wind-Up prize stash. How does that sound?

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Great.

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In that case, keep your eyes peeled, run VT.

0:21:180:21:21

Hi, I'm Simon and you're watching a special QVC presentation.

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Today, we are selling off Hayley's things.

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A picture Hayley bought on her honeymoon.

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A 6-foot Father Christmas.

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A dog that never goes pooh-pooh, Hayley's china dog.

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Hayley's favourite film.

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It's a good one.

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Have you ever wished you had something for your bits?

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You have. Hayley's handbag!

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Next up, Hayley's hippy fancy dress costume. Yeah, baby!

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This is a page-turner. Hayley's favourite book.

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If you like china and teddies, this is for you.

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Hayley's china teddy collection.

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Off to a posh party?

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This is what you need. Hayley's necklace.

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A craft party wouldn't be a craft party without Hayley's

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favourite craft machine.

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# Robbie Williams. #

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Hayley's favourite CD.

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Hayley's dressing gown.

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Aw, isn't it cute? Hayley's old teddy bear.

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That is a lot of stuff!

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Get it in your head. 30 seconds on the clock,

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How many items of your stuff can you recall? Time starts now.

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My handbag, picture from my honeymoon,

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Father Christmas, my teddy collection.

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Necklace. Ghost. Warhorse.

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Ghost. I said that. Robbie Williams.

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What else?

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My outfit I wore to a fancy dress that I'll never go again.

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-Have you said the dressing-gown?

-Dressing gown.

-Come on, come on!

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China teddies!

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Time's up, very good guys.

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-You did well.

-Not bad at all.

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Out of the 13 items, you recalled 11.

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It was only the china dog and the craft set that you didn't say.

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You get 11 prizes from the price stash!

0:23:330:23:37

APPLAUSE

0:23:370:23:41

Thanks again to Martin for helping us stitch you up.

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He has done a good job. We've been planning that for weeks.

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Anything to say to him?

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I will say it later!

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You're in so much trouble, mate.

0:23:520:23:54

We got your step back from QVC,

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the problem was Santa has done a runner.

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The good news is, he's been spotted near the Wind-Up studio.

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Hayley, if you can find him in 45 seconds,

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you will win a star prize for Jay and Chloe.

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-Are you up for the challenge?

-Yes!

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Wait, how will she find Santy?

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Simple, follow the presents!

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Go, go! Go, go!

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Come on! Go, go! Come back!

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This way, this trial. Go, go!

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Go, go, go!

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Go on, Hayley!

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Come on!

0:24:520:24:55

Go on, Hayley!

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Yes, go Hayley!

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-Well done.

-Do I have to take it back?

-Congratulations, Hayley.

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You found Santa in time, which means you win a star prize each

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for Jay and Chloe, which are hanging on the Christmas trees.

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You both have got two MP3 players - one each!

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-Nice!

-How cool is that?

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Awesome! And not only have you won a wonderful selection of prizes,

0:25:220:25:27

you have also won the chance to come back and play Win The Presenter,

0:25:270:25:31

which means you could be leaving the studio

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with all those prizes AND one of us!

0:25:330:25:36

Yeah, you love that? I was going to ask them if they're up for it.

0:25:360:25:39

They are! Well, that's just around the corner but right now,

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ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Jay, Chloe, Hayley

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and, of course, Santy!

0:25:460:25:48

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:480:25:49

Hey! Giving away presenters, flogging people's possessions,

0:25:510:25:54

giant Santas going missing -

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it's just some of the kind of crazy stuff that goes on here in Wind-Up.

0:25:560:25:59

Deal with it.

0:25:590:26:01

Run, network!

0:26:010:26:03

'Here's a taste of some of the hidden-camera pranks

0:26:050:26:07

-'coming your way soon.'

-All right! Whoo!

0:26:070:26:10

Bleurgh!

0:26:120:26:14

How you doing? What can I get you?

0:26:140:26:16

Stop. Stop!

0:26:200:26:21

MAN YELLS

0:26:220:26:24

Oh, my goodness!

0:26:240:26:26

THEY CHUCKLE

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-DEEP VOICE:

-CBBC.

0:26:270:26:29

Is the challenge for me?

0:26:290:26:31

Ha-ha!

0:26:370:26:38

-Good one, yeah?

-What a weirdo!

0:26:380:26:41

It's time for the part of the show

0:26:440:26:46

where we introduce to you a couple of friends of ours.

0:26:460:26:48

Please, everybody, give a big, massive Wind-Up welcome

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to Emily and Fiona!

0:26:510:26:53

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:530:26:55

-High five. High five!

-Yes! High fives! High fives!

0:26:550:26:59

-Nice. How you doing, girls?

-Good.

-Really well.

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Really well? That's good to know.

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Well, you might recognise these girls, because they appeared

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on another of our hit TV shows, TMi Friday, thank you very much.

0:27:090:27:13

Hey, let's remind ourselves of the good times.

0:27:130:27:15

'Now, there's Fiona, there's Emily, there's Hacker. Oh, and there's Iain.

0:27:170:27:21

-'And then we played the Ooh Game.'

-Ooh!

0:27:210:27:24

-Emily, what are we about to play?

-Ooh!

-'What was that about, then?

0:27:250:27:28

'Can't remember. And then we had a bit of a song and a dance.

0:27:280:27:32

'Happy days!

0:27:320:27:34

'I think it's fair to say a good time was had by all.'

0:27:340:27:38

So, the fact that we've got a bit of history made these guys

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perfect candidates for the game that is now sweeping the nation -

0:27:430:27:46

a little something that we like to call In Yer Face.

0:27:460:27:49

Let me explain. For this game to work, we needed two people

0:27:490:27:52

who would definitely recognise us if we bumped into them in the street.

0:27:520:27:56

We also needed two people who we knew a thing or two about

0:27:560:27:59

cos, girls, not only do we know where you live,

0:27:590:28:02

but we know what you like to do in your spare time

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-and - more importantly - where you like doing it.

-So guess what we did.

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-Tell 'em.

-We went to those places, rigged 'em with hidden cameras

0:28:080:28:12

so we could film these guys all day without them realising. Ha!

0:28:120:28:16

But the big question was, could we infiltrate their lives

0:28:160:28:20

-without being recognised? Let's find out. Say the magic words.

-Run VT.

0:28:200:28:25

-Ah! Another blissfully beautiful day in Bradford.

-But then we showed up!

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We are here to play a little game that we call In Yer Face.

0:28:450:28:48

We call it that as we are about to get right in the face of these two.

0:28:480:28:52

-I'm taking Emily.

-And I'm taking Fiona.

0:28:520:28:55

The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

0:28:550:28:57

We've got loads of disguises to help us out.

0:28:570:29:00

And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

0:29:000:29:03

But if they uncover our true identity and make a positive ID in OUR faces,

0:29:030:29:07

then it's game over.

0:29:070:29:09

So, let's kick this off with round one...

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Will Sam and Mark be able to pass themselves off as delivery men?

0:29:140:29:17

Up first...Mark.

0:29:170:29:20

All right, Brad? You look like a Brad.

0:29:200:29:23

You're going to knock on Emily's door.

0:29:230:29:25

-Yeah.

-..deliver the flowers to Emily, and tell her

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-they're from a secret admirer.

-From an admirer?

0:29:270:29:30

From a secret admirer, and don't forget - if she recognises you

0:29:300:29:33

-at the first hurdle, it's game over.

-OK.

-Go. Good luck.

-Nervous!

0:29:330:29:37

Don't mess it up.

0:29:390:29:40

Give it a good knock.

0:29:410:29:43

Don't make me laugh.

0:29:450:29:47

COCKNEY ACCENT: All right. You got Emily here, please?

0:29:470:29:50

-Emily? Yeah.

-Emily, please, cheers. Just a delivery.

0:29:500:29:53

All right, love?

0:29:530:29:55

I just need a signature, please.

0:29:570:29:59

She's got no idea.

0:29:590:30:01

Lovely flowers. Wonder who they could be from.

0:30:010:30:04

-All right? Got that? That's lovely.

-No idea!

0:30:040:30:07

Have a lovely day. All right, take care. Bye!

0:30:070:30:10

HE GIGGLES

0:30:130:30:15

We need to go, quick!

0:30:160:30:18

Mark takes an early lead. Over to you, you funny, little, hairy man.

0:30:180:30:23

You look like a Bee Gee.

0:30:250:30:28

# Night fever, night fever. #

0:30:280:30:31

Bit weird. OK, well, best of luck. You'll probably need it, mate.

0:30:320:30:37

-MIDLANDS ACCENT:

-Hello, I'm looking for Fiona.

-Me.

-Oh, hello, Fiona.

0:30:450:30:49

I've got some flowers for you.

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Er, if you'd just like to sign and print your name there, please.

0:30:500:30:54

Your accent is not great.

0:30:540:30:56

Just put your name. It's just cos I'm delivering the flowers,

0:30:570:31:01

I need a signature just to show my boss, basically, so there you go.

0:31:010:31:05

Thanks a lot.

0:31:070:31:09

Cheers, darling. Thank you very much. Bye.

0:31:090:31:11

-Ho-ho! That was a bit risky, that one.

-That was REALLY risky!

0:31:170:31:20

-Did you see it?

-Yeah.

0:31:200:31:22

When she signed, she kind of just looked up at me.

0:31:220:31:25

It was a look like, "What is this?" I got away with it. That's one-all.

0:31:250:31:29

OK. Off to the next challenge, methinks.

0:31:290:31:32

It's level pegging, so it's time for round two - Skater Boy.

0:31:340:31:37

Will these two plonkers get their skates on without being recognised?

0:31:370:31:41

Break a leg, Mark!

0:31:410:31:42

Challenge number two - you need to skate past Emily,

0:31:460:31:49

do a little jump or a trick if you can, whilst going past her,

0:31:490:31:53

-and maybe go, "Whoo! Yeah!"

-A trick? You've got to be joking.

0:31:530:31:56

Well, if you can.

0:31:560:31:58

Here they come, mate.

0:31:590:32:01

AMERICAN ACCENT: Good afternoon. Whoo!

0:32:100:32:13

How you doing?

0:32:130:32:15

Bit bad on my feet! Ha-ha!

0:32:160:32:18

Yeah, good.

0:32:180:32:21

No, nice work, dude.

0:32:210:32:23

THEY CHUCKLE

0:32:300:32:32

-How was that?

-She totally ignored me!

0:32:320:32:35

-HE CHUCKLES

-Rude!

0:32:350:32:37

I think I probably would, looking at me!

0:32:370:32:39

-2-1.

-I know. You've got to get this, mate,

0:32:390:32:42

else you have lost to the master.

0:32:420:32:44

The master! The master moustacher!

0:32:440:32:47

Absolutely. The master moustacher takes a 2-1 lead.

0:32:470:32:51

Up next, Skater Sam.

0:32:510:32:52

Good luck, Sam. This is it.

0:32:520:32:54

Don't mess it up. Well, do mess it up, cos I want to win.

0:32:540:32:57

-AUSTRALIAN ACCENT:

-G'day. Ah, ripper.

0:33:050:33:09

I can't believe you got away with that! You're lucky, Nixon!

0:33:110:33:14

That was the worst accent ever! Are you all right there?

0:33:170:33:21

Can't believe I got away with that. She still looked at me a bit dodgy.

0:33:210:33:25

So, that makes the scores 2-2. See you soon!

0:33:250:33:27

So, Emily, where to start, really?

0:33:310:33:34

Let's start at the beginning.

0:33:340:33:35

Did you suspect anything when you received that flower delivery?

0:33:350:33:39

-No, I didn't know it was you.

-You didn't, did you?

0:33:390:33:41

-No idea!

-Who did you think the flowers were from, though?

0:33:410:33:44

-School or something.

-Secret admirer, so shush!

0:33:440:33:49

-Ssh!

-And Fiona, you seemed pretty suspicious.

0:33:490:33:52

-What was going through your mind?

-It's kind of fishy that some guy,

0:33:520:33:57

-dressed in a crazy outfit, delivers you flowers.

-It's true -

0:33:570:34:00

-it is strange, I'm not going to lie.

-Yeah.

0:34:000:34:03

-I was really suspicious. I was freaking out!

-Were you freaking out?

0:34:030:34:07

-My dad was like, "Have you got a boyfriend?"

-Oh, really?

0:34:070:34:11

OK, well, with the scores at 2-2, the big question was,

0:34:110:34:14

who would get rumbled first? Let's see what happened next.

0:34:140:34:17

-Fiona, say the magic words.

-Run VT.

0:34:170:34:20

Nice!

0:34:200:34:22

Will Sam and Mark be able to look the girls in the eye

0:34:240:34:26

and make them believe they are real opticians?

0:34:260:34:29

Take it away, Mark.

0:34:290:34:31

Tremendous costume, by the way.

0:34:330:34:35

-Yeah, I do look pretty cool, I know.

-OK, so it's two-all at the minute.

0:34:350:34:38

The third challenge - you have to give Emily an eye test,

0:34:380:34:43

so, basically, get right in her face, check her eyes,

0:34:430:34:47

ask her if she has problems recognising people.

0:34:470:34:50

Maybe ask her about her eye colour,

0:34:500:34:52

and then get her to do the eye-chart test.

0:34:520:34:55

-And then, er, get out of there.

-Easy for you to say.

0:34:550:34:58

-But OK, I'll go for it.

-Don't forget, if she says your name, it's over.

0:34:580:35:02

-Not going to happen, mate. I've got this in the bag.

-We'll see!

0:35:020:35:06

We will see. We will see, because we're in a seeing place.

0:35:060:35:10

-Right, Emily, this is my assistant.

-Hello, hello.

0:35:140:35:17

He's going to do the first part of your eye test.

0:35:170:35:20

-I'd just like you to read the first letter.

-I.

-Good.

0:35:200:35:23

R-U-O-K.

0:35:230:35:27

I'm fine, thank you. THEY CHUCKLE

0:35:270:35:30

See what I did there?

0:35:300:35:32

-What about this one?

-I can't read that.

-Oh.

0:35:320:35:36

I'm short-sighted.

0:35:360:35:37

Prepare to look her in the eye.

0:35:370:35:39

Can I just get a bit closer, Emily, if that's OK?

0:35:390:35:42

Just have a look into your eyes.

0:35:420:35:44

Brown. Brown eyes - lovely. So, you're short-sighted.

0:35:460:35:49

-Do you sometimes not recognise certain people?

-Sometimes.

-Really?

0:35:490:35:54

Can't really see their faces.

0:35:540:35:55

Right, OK, so distance is difficult with you?

0:35:550:36:00

OK, no problem.

0:36:000:36:02

I'll go back, I'll write on the chart

0:36:020:36:04

and we'll see what we can do for you, OK? Lovely to meet you.

0:36:040:36:07

OK, lovely.

0:36:070:36:09

-OK. Thank you very much.

-Wait!

0:36:090:36:11

Are you Mark?

0:36:130:36:15

I am!

0:36:160:36:17

HE CHUCKLES

0:36:170:36:19

She's got me!

0:36:190:36:21

Emily! Well done.

0:36:210:36:24

You know them flowers that you got this morning?

0:36:240:36:27

-Yeah.

-Who...?

-Oh, my God!

0:36:270:36:29

HE CHUCKLES

0:36:290:36:32

And, check this out - you know Fiona, your friend?

0:36:320:36:35

-She did this?

-No, Sam has been doing exactly the same thing

0:36:350:36:39

that I've been doing to you.

0:36:390:36:40

And, thank you very, very much, you have got me,

0:36:400:36:44

so if Sam beats me at this, then he's won the game.

0:36:440:36:47

High five. And your eyesight's not that bad at all. You found me out!

0:36:470:36:52

Mark's failure means the scores remain at 2-2,

0:36:520:36:55

but will Sammy be able to see it through and claim the victory?

0:36:550:36:58

OK, Sam, this is it.

0:36:580:37:00

Give Fiona an eye exam, go right up to her - right in her face.

0:37:000:37:04

Tell her what colour eyes she's got, and if she finds it difficult

0:37:040:37:08

to recognise people.

0:37:080:37:09

If you do all that, I'll put my hands up and say that you've won.

0:37:090:37:12

Easy. You're going down.

0:37:120:37:14

Hi, there. Hi. I'm Martin. Hi. Nice to meet you. What's your name?

0:37:190:37:23

-Fiona.

-Fiona? Hi, nice to meet you. How are the eyes?

-Good.

-Yeah?

0:37:230:37:28

Dodgy accent!

0:37:280:37:30

If you'd just put your hand over your left eye,

0:37:300:37:32

and read from the top all the way down to the bottom.

0:37:320:37:35

I-C-U.

0:37:350:37:37

A-B-C.

0:37:370:37:39

Come on, Fiona. Come on!

0:37:390:37:41

I-O-U-A-C-D.

0:37:410:37:43

Excellent. Nothing wrong with your right eye.

0:37:430:37:46

-Let's take a closer look.

-Ask her if she has trouble

0:37:460:37:48

-recognising people.

-Brilliant, yeah.

0:37:480:37:51

That's really good.

0:37:510:37:52

-So, are you having any problem at all with any vision?

-No.

0:37:520:37:56

No? Do you have any troubles recognising people?

0:37:560:38:00

You look a lot like Sam from Sam & Mark, you know.

0:38:000:38:03

-Sorry, who?

-Sam.

0:38:030:38:05

Ooh! Remember, the rules of the game state that she has to say

0:38:050:38:09

that he IS Sam. Saying he looks like Sam doesn't count.

0:38:090:38:13

-Sam from who?

-Sam & Mark.

0:38:130:38:16

-Sam & Mark. Who's Sam & Mark?

-TMi.

-TMi - what's that?

-Come on!

0:38:160:38:21

It's a TV show I went on.

0:38:210:38:23

-Oh, you've been on TV?

-Yeah.

-Oh, wow, wow, great.

0:38:230:38:28

-When was that, Fiona?

-November.

-Right, OK, great. Great.

0:38:280:38:32

Well, thanks very much, Fiona - I'll leave you in the hands...

0:38:320:38:36

-Oh, no, he's won, hasn't he?

-Yes, thank you very much. Bye.

0:38:360:38:41

Oh, you've got to be joking!

0:38:440:38:46

So, she didn't officially say, "You're Sam from Sam & Mark."

0:38:460:38:50

-She said, "You look a lot like him."

-Oh! So you've won.

0:38:500:38:53

-Which means I've won!

-No!

0:38:530:38:55

Yep, Sam wins 3-2.

0:38:550:38:57

But hey, can he really rub Mark's face in it by winning another round?

0:38:570:39:01

Let's find out - it's time for Lost Grandmother.

0:39:010:39:04

All right, then, Sam, as the winner,

0:39:040:39:07

you have got to get right into Fiona's face.

0:39:070:39:09

You've got to be like a doddering old lady, and you've lost your car.

0:39:090:39:14

Mate, I'll do anything. I've already won, so I'm happy.

0:39:140:39:17

It's only because I'm far more famous than you - I'm a lot easier to spot.

0:39:170:39:22

-Good point.

-All right. Good luck.

0:39:220:39:25

Hello. Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my car.

0:39:330:39:38

You ARE Sam!

0:39:380:39:39

HE CHUCKLES

0:39:390:39:41

You got him! SAM LAUGHS

0:39:410:39:44

Finally!

0:39:440:39:46

I've been playing a little game with you all day

0:39:480:39:50

called In Yer Face.

0:39:500:39:52

D'you remember this morning, around about half past nine,

0:39:520:39:55

when somebody came and delivered some flowers?

0:39:550:39:57

-She's just got it!

-Come here!

0:39:570:40:00

I've been playing this with you and Mark's been playing it with Emily!

0:40:000:40:04

Can I just say...

0:40:040:40:05

Come on, Emily!

0:40:050:40:06

..Emily...Emily got me before you got Sam!

0:40:060:40:10

To be fair, you did clock on in the eye test that it was me.

0:40:100:40:14

I did suspect a lot but I didn't really say anything.

0:40:140:40:17

You didn't actually say the immortal words, "You're Sam from Sam & Mark!"

0:40:170:40:21

Can I just say - what a cardigan that is!

0:40:210:40:23

Eh?

0:40:230:40:25

-I think we're all winners here!

-Yay!

0:40:250:40:28

CHEERING

0:40:280:40:32

I agree, I think we're all winners.

0:40:320:40:33

Actually, no, we're not all winners, I'm the only winner. In yer face!

0:40:330:40:37

-In yer face, man! Oh!

-Yes, OK, well done!

0:40:370:40:39

Now, Fiona, I can't believe that you didn't rumble me in the optician's.

0:40:390:40:43

You were so suspicious. What were you thinking at that point?

0:40:430:40:47

SHE SIGHS

0:40:470:40:48

I was so suspicious but I was so nervous to say it!

0:40:480:40:51

Oh, really? Oh! Hey, I'm glad you were so nervous

0:40:510:40:54

cos that meant that I won it! Don't want to rub it in any more!

0:40:540:40:57

Yeah, cheers, mate, thank you.

0:40:570:40:58

Emily, on the other hand, you sussed me out good and proper!

0:40:580:41:01

When did you twig it was me?

0:41:010:41:03

It's just, when you came in,

0:41:030:41:04

you looked like Mark.

0:41:040:41:07

LAUGHTER I did, yeah.

0:41:070:41:09

-Sussed straightaway.

-An older version!

0:41:090:41:11

-Yeah, an older version?

-It wasn't a very good disguise,

0:41:110:41:15

-to be honest. Sorry!

-That's all right!

0:41:150:41:19

Now, I've got to say, usually, when I'm dressed as a grandma,

0:41:190:41:22

things have gone too far. Fiona, had I gone too far

0:41:220:41:25

with that one?

0:41:250:41:26

-Way too far.

-Way too far! Brilliant.

0:41:260:41:28

Now, girls, the most important - did you have a good day?

0:41:280:41:31

-It was awesome.

-Yeah.

-Absolute legends, I'm sure you'll agree.

0:41:310:41:34

They've been great sports.

0:41:340:41:36

Please, give it up for the stars of In Yer Face, Emily and Fiona!

0:41:360:41:39

CHEERING Well done, girls.

0:41:390:41:41

Fiona, just because I'm still a little bit worried about your eyes,

0:41:410:41:45

could you test them by reading the line into the next item, please?

0:41:450:41:49

Just, er, there.

0:41:490:41:50

Now it's time to find who is today's star prize.

0:41:500:41:54

Yes, it's time for Win The Presenter.

0:41:540:41:57

-Yeah!

-Hey!

0:41:570:41:59

CHEERING

0:41:590:42:01

When people look back at this century,

0:42:030:42:05

what are they going to remember?

0:42:050:42:07

-The royal wedding.

-Not that.

0:42:070:42:09

-Erm, the Olympics.

-No.

0:42:090:42:10

-Jedward.

-No.

0:42:100:42:11

Win The Presenter.

0:42:110:42:13

It's never been done before, has it? Winning the presenter? It's insane.

0:42:180:42:22

Are we crazy?

0:42:240:42:26

Probably. But, hey - that's how we roll.

0:42:260:42:29

Work hard, play hard, live for today.

0:42:290:42:32

-We're pretty rock 'n' roll.

-So, are we out tonight?

0:42:320:42:35

-I can't, actually, mate, I'm cooking a lasagne.

-Fair enough.

0:42:350:42:38

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:42:380:42:40

Welcome to Win The Presenter!

0:42:400:42:43

Let's find out which presenter they're playing for today!

0:42:430:42:47

He's a few sandwiches short of a picnic -

0:42:470:42:51

it's Mark!

0:42:510:42:54

Which means it's time to meet your host, Mr Sam Nixon!

0:42:570:43:02

Yeah! Welcome to Win The Presenter,

0:43:070:43:10

the part of the show where two families go head-to-head

0:43:100:43:12

to win today's star prize,

0:43:120:43:14

Mr Mark Rhodes!

0:43:140:43:16

AUDIENCE: Woo!

0:43:160:43:17

Yep, today, one of these two lucky families

0:43:170:43:20

will get to take Mark home and do anything they want with him,

0:43:200:43:23

and when I say anything,

0:43:230:43:25

I mean anything. Mark, are you looking forward to being won?

0:43:250:43:28

Erm, on a scale of one to ten...

0:43:280:43:31

minus numbers.

0:43:310:43:33

LAUGHTER

0:43:330:43:34

Let's meet the families who could be winning you.

0:43:340:43:37

Simon, introduce the rest of your team, please.

0:43:370:43:40

Well, Sam, there's George, a friend of Sam's, and my partner Justine.

0:43:400:43:43

Lovely to have you here. Give it up for the Tilleys!

0:43:430:43:46

CHEERING

0:43:460:43:48

Now, the Tilleys. To get your hands on Mark,

0:43:510:43:53

you are going to have to beat the bullies. Hayley,

0:43:530:43:56

we met you and half the contents of your house earlier. It's nice to see

0:43:560:43:59

you've brought Santa along with you. Excellent stuff.

0:43:590:44:02

We've already met most of your team,

0:44:020:44:05

but still, introduce them again, will you?

0:44:050:44:07

This is my son Jay, my daughter Chloe and my husband Martin.

0:44:070:44:10

Excellent. Are you feeling confident?

0:44:100:44:12

-Yep.

-Yep.

-Good, that's what we like to hear.

0:44:120:44:15

Give it up for the Bulleys!

0:44:150:44:17

CHEERING

0:44:170:44:18

Now, if you want some inspiration

0:44:200:44:22

on what to do with this very special prize,

0:44:220:44:24

just take a look at what our last winning family got up to

0:44:240:44:28

when they won the presenter.

0:44:280:44:29

ALL: Hi!

0:44:340:44:36

-Come in, Sam, we've got LOADS of work for you to do.

-Uh-huh.

0:44:360:44:39

Cheers.

0:44:410:44:42

Ah! All done.

0:44:480:44:50

There you go, Lily. Absolutely spotless. You are welcome.

0:44:500:44:54

Not quite, Sam.

0:44:540:44:55

Brilliant.

0:44:550:44:57

Sam, you haven't cleaned my room yet.

0:44:590:45:02

SQUELCH!

0:45:030:45:04

-SAM SIGHS

-Look at the mess!

0:45:090:45:12

There you go, ladies, all done.

0:45:130:45:15

So the Tilleys and the Bulleys, I hope that's given you

0:45:150:45:18

some inspiration of what you could do if you win Mark.

0:45:180:45:20

-Are you happy with your prize?

-Yeah.

-Good.

0:45:200:45:24

They're happy, I'm not, back to me in the studio.

0:45:240:45:27

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:270:45:31

So, the Tilleys, any unpleasant jobs in mind for Mark to do?

0:45:310:45:35

-Do the dishwasher.

-Do the dishwasher?!

0:45:350:45:38

-Bulleys, what would you get Mark to do?

-Walk the dog,

0:45:380:45:42

-take the rubbish out, hoovering round the house.

-Definitely.

0:45:420:45:45

Well, it is the best of three rounds.

0:45:450:45:48

Mark, you need to go and get ready,

0:45:480:45:49

because it's time to play Presenter Under Pressure.

0:45:490:45:53

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:45:530:45:56

I imagine you're sat at home thinking,

0:45:560:45:59

"There's something different about Mark

0:45:590:46:01

"and I can't quite put my finger on what it is."

0:46:010:46:04

Well, I'll tell you what it is.

0:46:040:46:05

Mark is now wearing one extra item of clothing -

0:46:050:46:08

a pair of pants.

0:46:080:46:09

Now, unfortunately for Mark, these are no ordinary pants. Oh, no.

0:46:090:46:13

They are...the underpants of chaos!

0:46:130:46:16

Scary! Very shortly, I will be asking Mark a number of questions

0:46:210:46:25

on one of his favourite subjects - television shows he has starred in.

0:46:250:46:29

However, every time

0:46:290:46:31

he answers a question incorrectly or takes too long,

0:46:310:46:33

we will be sending a shock right through those pants.

0:46:330:46:36

Let's just see if they're working.

0:46:360:46:38

Argh, they're working! SAM LAUGHS

0:46:380:46:41

-Sorry, let's just check that once again.

-No!

0:46:410:46:44

-Aaargh!

-Yeah, they're working.

0:46:440:46:47

OK, families, all you have to do is guess how many questions

0:46:470:46:51

out of ten you think Mark will correctly be able to answer.

0:46:510:46:55

You now have ten seconds to write down your answers.

0:46:550:46:58

Mark, we've done quite a few shows,

0:46:580:47:01

but I know that your memory's not the best.

0:47:010:47:03

How do you think you're going to do on this?

0:47:030:47:06

Well...if I'm in it, then not great.

0:47:060:47:10

-SAM LAUGHS

-OK, time is up for the families.

0:47:100:47:13

-You both written down your answers?

-Yeah.

-Excellent, OK.

0:47:130:47:16

Let's put Mark even less at ease

0:47:160:47:18

with some tension music and dramatic lighting.

0:47:180:47:21

TENSE MUSIC PLAYS

0:47:210:47:23

Oooh! Viewers of a nervous disposition

0:47:260:47:28

may choose to look away because, Mark,

0:47:280:47:32

here come your ten questions. What does TMi stand for?

0:47:320:47:35

-Too Much Information.

-Correct.

0:47:350:47:37

We took part in Comic Relief Does Glee Club for Red Nose Day.

0:47:370:47:40

How much money has Red Nose Day 2011 raised so far

0:47:400:47:44

-to the nearest million?

-What?!

0:47:440:47:46

-72 million?

-Incorrect!

0:47:460:47:49

-Aaargh!

-It was 102 million.

0:47:490:47:52

CBBC got kids to Do Something Different

0:47:520:47:54

in the summer of which year?

0:47:540:47:56

2007?

0:47:560:47:57

Correct! Top Of The Pops: Reloaded

0:47:570:47:59

also starred which Radio 1 presenter?

0:47:590:48:01

-Fearne Cotton.

-Correct.

0:48:010:48:02

Richard Hammond presents which show that we took part in?

0:48:020:48:06

Time's up!

0:48:070:48:08

-Aaargh! Total Wipeout!

-It's Total Wipeout!

0:48:080:48:12

How could you forget that?!

0:48:120:48:13

OK, how long did it take you

0:48:130:48:15

to complete the first round of Total Wipeout?

0:48:150:48:18

Two minutes 37?

0:48:180:48:19

Oh! Incorrect!

0:48:190:48:21

-Aaargh!

-You were very close, though.

0:48:210:48:24

Two minutes 33, but we can't give you that.

0:48:240:48:26

We can't give you that, sorry.

0:48:260:48:28

Which Wham! song did you perform on Let's Dance for Sport Relief?

0:48:280:48:31

-Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go?

-Correct.

0:48:310:48:34

Which team won CBBC's Jump Nation in 2009?

0:48:340:48:37

-What? Taurus!

-Oh! Correct!

0:48:370:48:40

Well done! What month did Copycats first air on UK TV?

0:48:400:48:43

-November?

-Yeah, well done!

-Yes!

-Congratulations!

0:48:430:48:47

It was November 2009. Final question -

0:48:470:48:50

who were the guests on TMi Friday Halloween Special?

0:48:500:48:53

Frankenstein?

0:48:530:48:55

SAM LAUGHS

0:48:550:48:57

-Aaargh!

-Incorrect.

0:48:570:48:59

It was actually The Wanted.

0:48:590:49:00

OK, Mark, that is your ten questions, and I can tell you

0:49:000:49:03

that you got six right,

0:49:030:49:05

but the one remaining question is, how did our families do?

0:49:050:49:09

-Tilleys, how many did you think Mark would get right?

-Seven.

0:49:090:49:13

Seven, pretty close! The Bulleys?

0:49:130:49:15

Seven!

0:49:150:49:16

Even Stevens, so you both

0:49:160:49:18

get the point cos you're both one off. One each.

0:49:180:49:21

Congratulations!

0:49:210:49:22

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:49:220:49:26

Well done, Mark. OK, now,

0:49:260:49:28

back in 1959, the Americans put a chimp into space.

0:49:280:49:32

In 2011, we're putting one in a high-speed revolving chair.

0:49:320:49:36

Yep, it's time for Chimp In A Chair.

0:49:360:49:38

As you can see, on our wind-up chair,

0:49:450:49:47

there is a chimp going ten to the dozen,

0:49:470:49:49

but this is no ordinary chimp.

0:49:490:49:51

It's Mark's pet chimp and due to a mix-up,

0:49:510:49:53

Mark hasn't fed him all day.

0:49:530:49:55

Mark, you silly sausage!

0:49:550:49:57

-Sorry, mate.

-Now, once the chair stops spinning,

0:49:570:50:00

our dizzy chimp will have 20 seconds to grab as many of these cucumbers

0:50:000:50:04

as possible, but the question is, how many will he be able to grab?

0:50:040:50:09

Families, you now have five seconds to write down your answers.

0:50:090:50:12

Don't forget, guys, once he comes off this chair he'll be very dizzy,

0:50:120:50:16

so he'll be all over the shop, it'll be very hard.

0:50:160:50:18

OK, three, two, one, let's stop the chimp!

0:50:180:50:22

Here we go! OK.

0:50:220:50:24

Let's spin you round, let's release you. Go, chimp, go!

0:50:240:50:27

Not that way, not that way.

0:50:270:50:29

This way! Go, go, go, go!

0:50:290:50:31

There, there! Get the cucumbers there!

0:50:310:50:34

You can hand me the cucumbers if you want. Don't throw them at me!

0:50:380:50:42

That's one, we'll take that one.

0:50:420:50:44

There we go, that's two, that's two. That's two.

0:50:440:50:47

Come on, Chimp!

0:50:470:50:49

Come on, chimp! Come on, chimp!

0:50:490:50:52

-HOOTER BLARES

-Time's up! Come over here, chimp.

0:50:520:50:56

-Mark, do you want to help your chimp?

-OK, come on. Ohh...

0:50:560:50:59

-He's always like this!

-This way, OK.

0:50:590:51:01

Right, let's see how many you did get.

0:51:010:51:04

We got one, we got two, we got three, we got four, we got five.

0:51:040:51:09

OK, five cucumbers.

0:51:090:51:10

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh!

0:51:100:51:12

"Oooh," from the audience. Impressed? Impressed?

0:51:120:51:16

OK, so the Tilleys, what was your guess?

0:51:160:51:18

-11.

-11?

0:51:180:51:20

Interesting. OK, over to the Bulleys.

0:51:200:51:22

Bulleys?

0:51:220:51:24

MARK LAUGHS

0:51:240:51:25

This is crazy! Are you guys reading each other's minds?!

0:51:250:51:28

Well, I've got to say, once again, you are both equally bad,

0:51:290:51:34

which means you both get the point. It's 2-2!

0:51:340:51:36

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:360:51:38

OK! So, that means it's now time to ask the Big Question.

0:51:400:51:44

It's very tense here in the studio, cos the scores are 2-2,

0:51:530:51:57

which means whoever wins this round will win the presenter.

0:51:570:52:00

It's time for the Big Question.

0:52:000:52:03

Now, as you may or may not know,

0:52:030:52:05

Mark was once a contestant on Pop Idol.

0:52:050:52:08

For those of you too young to remember it,

0:52:080:52:11

it's what X Factor was called before it was X Factor.

0:52:110:52:14

Anyway, whilst on the show, Simon Cowell said to Mark,

0:52:140:52:17

"You have a great voice, but lack any charisma."

0:52:170:52:21

The Big Question is,

0:52:230:52:25

what percentage of this studio audience agree with Simon?

0:52:250:52:29

You now have ten seconds to write down your answer.

0:52:290:52:33

Don't forget, this is Simon Cowell, he knows his stuff!

0:52:350:52:38

So, what percentage of this audience think Mark has no charisma?

0:52:410:52:45

OK, time's up, guys, I need you to write down your answer.

0:52:450:52:49

Tilleys, we'll start with you. Please reveal your answer.

0:52:500:52:53

17%. Interesting. OK, the Bulleys?

0:52:540:52:58

-20%.

-20%.

0:52:590:53:02

OK. Let's see who is the nearest.

0:53:030:53:06

This is to win Mark, don't forget.

0:53:080:53:10

The actual percentage of the studio audience

0:53:100:53:13

who agree with Simon Cowell is...

0:53:130:53:16

..21%, which means, the Bulleys, you are today's winners!

0:53:170:53:22

Congratulations!

0:53:220:53:24

Congratulations! Come on over.

0:53:240:53:27

So, unfortunately, that means, the Tilleys,

0:53:280:53:31

we have to say goodbye to you.

0:53:310:53:33

-Have you had a good day?

-Had a great day, thank you very much.

0:53:330:53:36

You've been cracking sports. Give it up for the Tilleys!

0:53:360:53:38

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:53:380:53:41

Bulleys, well done.

0:53:430:53:45

You got loads of prizes today, earlier on in the show,

0:53:450:53:47

and, Bulleys, you have won today's special prize, Mark Thomas Rhodes!

0:53:470:53:54

Guys, take your positions with Mark over there. Excellent. Give it up!

0:53:540:53:58

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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OK, so a big thank you to all the stars on today's show.

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A big thank you to Joe McElderry!

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Emily and Fiona!

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All that's left for me to say is, Bulleys, do with Mark what you wish,

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just make sure he's back in one piece for the next show.

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See you later, guys! Bye!

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See you later!

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OK, right now, ladies and gentlemen, let's end this show with a bang.

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Please give it up for Six D!

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# I, I, I'm having the best damn

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# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

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# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night of my life

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# Woke up with glitter in both my eyes

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# I lost one shoe, where's my hat?

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# Not my phone, got to get that back

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# I've been thinking about the night I had

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# Boss man won't cut me no slack

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# Sent me home without my cheque

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# Tell me where they do that at

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# Oh, whenever, wherever, whatever I do

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# The party will come, the party will go

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# Whatever, whatever, whatever you like

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# Whatever you need, you got it tonight

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# Oh, you got it tonight, you got it tonight

0:55:100:55:13

# Whatever, whatever, whatever you like

0:55:130:55:15

# Whatever you need, you got it tonight

0:55:150:55:16

# In one way high, a bad goodbye

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# Hard to be so sad when I'm having the best damn night

0:55:200:55:24

# Lost my keys and I'm locked outside

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# Got nowhere to crash, but I'm having the best damn

0:55:260:55:31

# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

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# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn

0:55:340:55:38

# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:55:380:55:42

# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night

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# Almost daylight, should be snoring

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# Dance floor packed and the speakers roaring

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# Cup that empty, not done pouring

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# Dance floor packed and the speakers

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# We're going to dance till we can't no more

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# Hands in the air till our arms get sore

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# Sweat till about three in the morning

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# Lights on and everybody yawning

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# You got it tonight, you got it tonight

0:56:000:56:02

# Whatever, whatever, whatever you like

0:56:020:56:03

# Whatever you need, you got it tonight

0:56:030:56:06

# In one way high, a bad goodbye

0:56:060:56:09

# Hard to be sad when I'm having the best damn night

0:56:090:56:14

# Lost my keys and I'm locked outside

0:56:140:56:17

# Got nowhere to crash, but I'm having the best damn

0:56:170:56:20

# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:56:200:56:23

# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn

0:56:230:56:28

# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:56:280:56:31

# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night

0:56:310:56:35

# Dance till we can't no more

0:56:350:56:37

# Hands in the air till our arms get sore

0:56:370:56:38

# Sweat till about three in the morning

0:56:380:56:40

# Lights on and everybody yawning

0:56:400:56:42

# Dance till we can't no more

0:56:420:56:44

# Hands in the air till our arms get sore

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# Sweat till about three in the morning

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# Lights on and on and on and

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# Night of my life

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# Night of my life

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# One way high and a bad goodbye

0:57:030:57:06

# Hard to be so sad when I'm having the best damn night

0:57:060:57:11

# Lost my keys and I'm locked outside

0:57:110:57:13

# Got nowhere to crash, but I'm having the best damn

0:57:130:57:17

# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:57:170:57:21

# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn

0:57:210:57:25

# Night, night, night of my life, life, life

0:57:250:57:28

# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night

0:57:280:57:32

# The best, best night

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# Oh! #

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