Episode 13 Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

# Wind me up, put me down

# Start me up and watch me go

# 'Cause it's easy once you know how it's done

# You can't stop now, it's already begun. #

CHEERING

Ladies and gentlemen, let's get this party started.

Give it up for your hosts, Sam and Mark!

CHEERING

-Come on!

-What time is it? It's good time o'clock, baby!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

-Woo!

-Woo!

-Oh yeah!

-Welcome to the weekend!

-Come on!

All right, all right.

I'm going to stop you there.

I'm going to have to stop you there, guys. I've got some bad news.

-It's the last show of the series.

-What?!

I'll tell you what, though.

The good news is we're going to make it an absolute rip-snorter!

APPLAUSE

He ain't kidding. We've got it all going on in today's show.

I'm talking celebrities in the shape of Parade!

APPLAUSE

You know it, girlfriends!

I'm talking major surprises involving this studio audience.

APPLAUSE

I'm talking about one of the tensest hidden camera pranks

we've ever done. Check this out.

I've noticed something.

-Fake teeth?

-I've just saw it. Then, when you talk.

No, these are my teeth, these.

-Stay tuned to find out what an earth was going on there.

-But, right now,

it's time once again to introduce a good old friend of ours.

Ladies and gentlemen, I know you love him as much as we do,

give a big hand for the Finger of Fun!

APPLAUSE

Woo, oh yeah! Sorry.

Now, you need to find us someone who is well up for a bit of fun.

Finger of Fun, find us someone!

Who's it gonna be?

Keep waving, people. We've got our eyes on you.

Who's it gonna be?

-Oh!

-OK, the finger has spoken.

-What's your name?

-Hannah.

Hannah! In that case...

-Woah!

-The finger hasn't finished.

-It wants you to come down as well. What's your name?

-Louise.

In that case, you need to...

What!

-Three!

-What's happening?

-Three!

-OK, what's your name?

-Rachel.

-All right, all you need to do is come down here

-because it's time for The Prize Surprise.

-Come on down!

APPLAUSE

-Hannah, how are you doing?

-I'm good.

-Are you enjoying the show?

-Yeah.

-Good, excellent.

-All right then. We've got Hannah, Louise and Rachel.

So you all know each other?

-Just a little joke.

-Sisters.

To be honest, we already knew that because, Hannah,

we've been doing a bit of digging on you

and your older sisters have been helping us out with that digging.

-That's what older sisters are for.

-For example, Hannah,

we know that your nose

used to be a lot bigger when you were younger.

Have a look at this.

What?!

We also know you're a fan of a certain girl group

who are on the show today.

-Remind us of what they're called.

-Parade.

Interesting. We'll see if we can get you an autograph.

Sure we can sort that out for you, Hannah.

Something else we know is that you're a bit of a singing family,

aren't you? Do you all sing?

-Yeah.

-Now and again. Hannah, do you sing at all?

Don't be scared, you're all right.

Where do you think you get your singing skills from, Hannah?

-I don't know, I think it just runs in the family.

-Interesting.

It must be from your mum then. It must be in the genes.

I think we should find out ourselves

whether or not your mum's actually a good singer, because

surprise, surprise, Hannah, she's right here in the Wind Up studio.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the girls' mum Bev

and her brand new band, Parade!

APPLAUSE

-Awesome.

-Hannah,

anything you'd like to say to your mum or sisters at this stage?

How could you do this to me?

-How could you do this to me, amazing!

-It's a good question.

OK, girls, this is how it's going to work.

Your mum will sing three songs with the help of Parade

but we're going to be putting her singing skills to the test.

When the music stops, your mum will sing the next line all by herself.

For every one Mum gets right, you, Hannah,

will win a prize from the Wind Up prize stash.

If she gets all three right, we'll throw in today's star prize -

a pocket cinema system. Wow!

-That's amazing!

-You can watch a film in your pocket!

-Probably take it out first.

-Right.

-Do we all understand?

-Yeah.

Fantastic. Girls, how do you think she's going to do?

-I think she might be quite good actually.

-That's nice.

-Mum, how are you feeling? Are you ready to rock?

-I'm ready to rock.

OK, I can't wait for this, I'm excited.

Let's find out, the first track is... it's my favourite.

She Makes Me Wanna by JLS. Take it away.

# Direct me to the floor

# And turn it up some more

# I'm gonna get it on on on on

# Direct me to the floor

# And turn it up some more

# I'm gonna get it on on on on on

# Oh oh oh oh oh oh

# Oh oh oh oh oh

-Wow, that sounds pretty good.

-I like it.

-Oh, she's carrying on.

-She's still going.

# She makes me wanna

# Oh oh oh oh oh oh. #

APPLAUSE

That sounds pretty good. Let's see if she's right, have a listen.

# She makes me wanna oh oh oh oh oh

-Yeah.

-I love that.

All right, she did well there, girls, didn't she? Fantastic.

-In tune and everything.

-That's one prize from the prize stash.

Next song - it's my favourite.

Beyonce with Single Ladies - hit it!

# All the single ladies, all the single ladies

# All the single ladies, all the single ladies

# All the single ladies, put your hands up

# Oh oh oh oh oh oh

# Oh oh oh oh oh oh

# Oh oh oh oh oh oh

# Oh oh oh oh

# You should have put a ring on it

# If you liked it, shoulda put a ring on it

# Oh oh oh, oh oh oh

# Oh oh oh oh oh oh. #

APPLAUSE

Wow. Let's have a listen, see if you're right.

# If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it

# If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it. #

-We'll give you that.

-It was somewhere within the song anyway.

-That's another prize from the prize stash.

-She's doing you proud.

Third and final song - it's my favourite.

It's Shine by Take That. Let's have a listen.

# Your anticipation pulls you down

# When you can have it all

# You can have it all, all, all

# So come on, get it on, get it on

# I don't know what you're waiting for

# Your time is coming, don't be late

# Hey, hey, so come on

# See the light on your face

# Let it shine, let it shine

# Let it shine. #

APPLAUSE

I think you know this one but let's have a listen anyway.

# Let it shine, just let it shine

# Let it shine. #

-Nice.

-Hey!

Congratulations, you got all three right!

APPLAUSE

That also means that you win today's star prize - a pocket cinema system!

-Parade, what do you reckon? Room for a sixth member?

-Awesome!

-Nice, I like that.

-Before you launch

your new pop career, we need you and your family

to stick around because you have just won the right

to stick around for the end of the show and play Win The Presenter!

APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Hannah, Louise, Rachel, Parade

and, of course, Mum Bev!

APPLAUSE

-Hey Mark, tell people what they call us round here.

-The postmen.

-Hey, Mark, tell them why they call us that.

-Because we always deliver.

Boom! Here's what we've still got in store for you on today's show.

Brilliant.

If you're a fan of hidden cameras, bad disguises and dodgy accents,

then stay tuned for our most exciting game of In Your Face ever.

We've got a tank full of foam

and the Foaminator's got a little surprise up his sleeve.

I'd stay tuned if I were you.

And as if all that wasn't enough,

Parade will be performing live right here in the Wind Up studio.

On top of that, we've got Win The Presenter coming up.

If you want to see this fella getting spun around

until he can no longer stand, then keep watching.

Before that kicks off, it's time to meet some old friends of ours.

Everyone in the audience, go wild in the aisles!

Give it up for William and Miles!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

-How are you doing, guys?

-Fine.

-Cool.

-Cool. Just laid-back.

-I love it. Putting out the vibe!

These faces might ring a bell - that's because Wind Up

isn't the only Sam and Mark show they've starred in.

These guys appeared on another of our critically acclaimed

but still non-award-winning shows, TMI!

Let's remind ourselves of the good times.

There's Miles and William, enjoying the good times in the TMI studio.

They even had a bit of a dance with Stavros Flatley.

I think it's fair to say a good time was had by all.

APPLAUSE

-Good times.

-Loved it. Give it to me straight. TMI, best experience ever?

BOTH: Yeah.

I bet when TMI was done, you thought that was the last you'd hear of us?

-Yeah.

-Well, you were wrong.

-Really wrong.

And that's because with all the history between us,

you guys made ideal candidates for the game that we call In Yer Face!

For In Yer Face to work, we need two people that we had the "info" on.

-Two people whose addresses we knew.

-Check.

-Whose hobbies we knew.

-Check.

-And whose whereabouts on any given day we knew.

-Check.

We knew where you were going to be, and when you were going to be there,

and we were ready with our hidden cameras.

But the big question was,

could we infiltrate these guys' lives without being recognised?

Let's find out. Get this hidden-camera party started. Say it!

Roll VT!

Another heavenly day in Hale. But then we showed up.

MUSIC: Theme from "Magnum PI"

-You guessed it, it's that time again.

-Lunchtime.

-Yes. No!

Time to play In Yer Face!

-We're going to get in the face of some people?

-Indeed! These people!

-I'm taking Miles.

-And I'm taking William.

The aim is not to get recognised.

We've got loads of disguises.

-Whoever gets away with it the longest wins.

-But if they make

a positive ID right in OUR faces, then it's game over.

Let's get things kicked off!

Can Sam and Mark pretend to be ratcatchers without getting caught?

Let's find out. First up, Sam.

Before I say the rules,

can I say you look more ridiculous than usual.

-Yeah!

-You need to knock on Miles's door,

and say there's a rat infestation in the area.

Then you have to say, "Have you seen or smelt any rats?"

Then you need to give him a leaflet and explain what's on it,

then get out there as quickly as you can. Do you understand?

Loud and clear. I'm feeling confident.

Looking good, man.

That's a bit harsh!

I don't think he knows what house it is! Unbelievable.

KNOCKS ON DOOR

Hello, I'm from the Pesterminators.

We're going round the area, knocking on everyone's doors

making sure they know there's a rat problem in the area.

-Did you know that?

-No.

-Basically, have you seen a rat?

-I don't think he's got any idea.

-Really? It was about a year ago we got the call.

-He's doing well.

We've been looking here for a year.

If you see a rat, go through these rules. One, run away.

Two, alert a professional - that's me.

Tell your parents to call that number. Three, take cover.

Take cover. Most importantly, stay calm. Don't worry about it.

-They'll not hurt you. Can I pass you one of these?

-No problem.

Thank you very much. Take care. If you smell a rat, get in touch.

-Oooh!

-Thanks, mate. Have a good day.

-Oooh!

-I can't complain with that.

-1-0.

-Yeah, all right, all right!

That was good. I don't think he suspected anything.

Also, you almost went to the wrong house!

-I know!

-Quite funny!

-I was like, "Is this the right house?!"

1-0 to me.

I've got to go to William's now, and do the same thing.

Rat up a drainpipe! Sam takes an early lead. Next up, Mark.

Try not to get caught. If you do, it's game over at the first hurdle.

-Not going to happen, mate.

-Best of luck.

Hello, mate.

I wonder if you can help me.

-There's been reports of a rat infestation in the area.

-Oh, OK.

I'm part of the Pesterminators.

We're passing out leaflets,

-and were wondering if you'd seen any rats in the vicinity?

-No, I haven't.

You haven't. Have you smelt a rat, at all?

-No, I'm not sure what a rat smells like.

-Pretty smelly.

That's why we use these. Like, they spray, and that.

Can I give you one of these leaflets?

It says, "The Pesterminators, making sure they won't come back."

Look at them, peruse at your leisure. Take care, mate.

See you soon. Bye.

-Bye.

-Thank you.

-That was good.

-Good.

-1-1.

-1-1.

-Bring it.

-Come on, then.

-One down, lots more to go.

-We'll see! I don't think he's got a clue!

Mark makes it one apiece, so it's time for round two.

These farmers have lost their dogs, but will they fool Miles and Willie?

Let's find out.

You have excelled yourself! You look like you should be on Emmerdale.

I feel good in this.

OK, next challenge, it's 1-1.

Your challenge is to go up to Miles in your best farmer accent

and ask if he's seen your dogs. And I want you to get in the sentence,

-"I've got a brand-new combine harvester."

-I'm feeling confident.

-I'm feeling confident today, in general.

-I beg to differ.

I don't know if it's because I know it's you,

but you definitely look like Sam.

Nah.

-Good comeback, man.

-Cheers.

-This is it. He's on his way.

-IN MIXED ACCENT:

-I don't suppose you've seen my two dogs?

They've run away from me. They're two white/black dogs.

I call them Phil and Grant, but...

-That's the worst accent ever!

-Have you seen any dogs on your ways? No?

-Thanks.

-Combine harvester, combine harvester!

-I'll keep looking.

They may have sat in my combine harvester, my brand-new one.

-Thank you very much.

-I can't believe he got that in.

-Phil! Grant!

Ain't got a clue!

I think he just thought I was weird.

-Why?!

-He was looking at me like... But I think I got away with it.

-I DID get away with it.

-You did.

-I'm still in the game.

-And I got the combine harvester in!

-I know!

-I was like, "Combine harvester!" Fair play.

-Your turn.

-If you lose this one, game over for you, and I have won!

-Yeah.

Seriously, though, have you seen my dogs?

Oo-arrr! Sam takes a 2-1 lead. Next up, it's farmer Mark.

You must be feeling nervous

cos if you get rumbled on this, you're out of there.

-IN MIXED ACCENT:

-I'm going to do some method acting. You take note.

-This is how a real actor does it.

-I didn't understand a word of that!

-I think they've arrived, Mark.

-Gavin! Gavin! Stacey!

Where are you? You've not seen my two dogs, have you?

They're called Gavin and Stacey. I was working on my combine harvester

-and they just ran away.

-Are they big dogs?

-One's a poodle

-and one's a Great Dane. Do you know where they are?

-Oo-arrr!

Well, the combine harvester's over there, and I was trying...

He's in this field, I know he is. If you see them, give me a shout.

My name is Bill. I'm over there in the field. Thank you.

-OK, 2-2, brother.

-Two-all.

-This is getting spicy.

-Spicy!

We should turn up the heat. Turn it up, or get out the kitchen!

What are you on about?!

OK, OK. Let's start at the beginning.

-Miles, do you get many visits from the rat man?

-No.

-Did you know it was me?

-No.

-Good.

-Did you think it was a little strange?

-A tiny bit.

-I

-thought you were weird! And, William, did you smell a rat?

-No, not then.

-OK. And then we hit you with the old farmer

and his lost dog. "Have you seen my two dogs?!"

Miles, find anything weird about that farmer?

-It was just terrible!

-William, what about you?

I thought something was a bit weird

but I definitely didn't know it was you.

Really?! Even with my dodgy accent?

I knew that it was a fake accent but I just didn't know who it was.

I thought it might be some crazy person.

-It was!

-You were half right.

Well, that left us at 2-2. Someone still had to win this thing.

Remember, whichever one of us could last the longest

without getting recognised would claim victory.

OK, let's find out what happened next. Miles, do the deed.

Run VT.

Excellent.

In Your Face, round three.

Ice-cream man. Can Sam and Mark keep their cool

whilst handing out the lollies?

Hey, let's suck it and see.

OK, Sam, or should I say, Mario?

Here are the rules, my friend.

Miles is going to come up to you and in your best Italian accent,

you're going to ask him what ice cream he would like.

Then ask him what his favourite flavours are.

OK, I apologise in advance to any Italians watching.

I apologise to everybody everywhere watching.

Ciao, bella.

Amazing.

It's tense, it's tense. They're on their way.

You want ice cream-a?

You want ice cream-a? Come get ice cream-a? Two flavours.

We have the honey comb with an almond

or we have the mint choc chip-a.

Honeycomb with almond, please.

-Would you like it in a cone-a?

-Yes, please.

-OK, cone. Here we go-a.

-I can't believe he's getting away with it!

-What is your name?

-Miles.

Miles. Hello, Miles.

Ohhh, I cracked your cone-a! Let me get you another.

-Do you know me from somewhere?

-Yeah.

Ohhh, he's going to get him.

I don't know. Do you know me? I'm from Italy.

In that case, probably not.

You can have that one. It's for free.

-There you go-a.

-Thank you.

There you go.

Nice to meet you, Miles-ee.

Anybody want an ice-a cream?

He's done it. He got away with it. I can't believe this!

SAM LAUGHS

Do you want an ice cream?

Aargh! Keep saying that.

I can't believe that just happened!

-I think I got away with it as well!

-I know!

I heard him say, "Do I know you from somewhere?"

And then you said, "I'm from Italy."

Then he went, "Obviously not then." He genuinely meant it.

Oh, wow.

-I must be really good at doing Italian.

-What?!

Sam makes it 3-2,

but watch out, here's Mark.

Here they come. Are you nervous?

With this accent, no chance, mate.

Right.

Ice cream?

We have honeycomb centre or we have mint choc chip.

-Which one would you like?

-Mint choc chip, please.

In a cone or a tub?

Cone, please.

Cone, OK. What is your favourite ice cream?

Um, probably chocolate.

-Are you enjoying your day?

-Yeah.

-Good.

-Thank you.

Take care, my friend. You enjoy yourself.

OK, see you later.

In your face!

-That was good.

-Yes! He ain't got a clue.

-I don't think he has.

-He hasn't got a clue!

How great am I on a scale of one to 100? 400.

Easy threesy, it's three a piece which means it's time for round four.

Can Sam and Mark get their gnashers into this challenge

and pretend to be dentists, lady dentists?! Let's find out.

OK, Sam, before we go any further,

I am appalled by your outfit.

You look absolutely ridiculous. But I've got to say, your teeth...

-Incredible.

-I've not been looking after them.

Anyway, your challenge is, in your best female voice,

you've got to assist the dentist with an oral exam.

You've got to get in their face and have a look at Miles's teeth.

OK. I will. I'll big it up, this one. I'll big it up.

Get right in his face.

Oooh, it's very exciting.

Help yourself to a seat there. You'll have to bear with us

because we're training up a couple of members of staff.

-This is Sarah.

-Hello.

How have things been since we saw you last?

Come on, mate. You've got to get involved more than this.

Is it OK if I just let Sarah have a closer look at this?

Do you remember I was talking about the erupting teeth?

You've got to right in his face.

Look on the top left there.

Oh, yes. I can see that, yes. Why do you think that is then, Mark?

He's got to get it.

Those baby teeth have wobbled out

and the big teeth are coming through.

How is he not noticing?

Have you got a sweet tooth at all? I've got a sweet tooth.

-That's good. Is that right, Mum?

-That is right.

-Wow.

It looks like you've got a sweet tooth, mate. You've got no teeth!

I've noticed something.

Fake teeth?!

Yeah, I just saw it then when you talk.

No, these are my teeth.

What? These teeth?

Behind them there's a row of really nice white teeth.

My bottom teeth are quite nice but I have trouble with my top teeth.

Hmmm.

"He's Sam from Sam and Mark." Say it.

All in all, things are looking really good.

If you bite together...

Say it, say it, say it. Come on.

I'll just sit you up a little. You're faster than our chair!

-This is ridiculous.

-Enjoy the rest of your weekend.

-Nice to meet you. Thank you for letting me look.

-He's got a beard!

Bye!

He's going back in!

-Really?

-Come on, come on.

-Where's that?

-Come on, just say.

-Sorry, who do you think I am?

-Sam.

-Yes, got him!

-Knew it!

-Ice cream guy! I was.

-And that guy calling his dogs.

I have been playing a game with you all day called In Your Face.

Mark's been playing this game with your friend William. Here he is.

Hey, good to see you.

How did you not rumble him sooner? Look at him!

I was too polite to ask. I didn't want to make a scene.

Lovely stuff, but can Mark remain unrecognised and claim the victory?

Mark, how are you feeling?

I can't speak very well because I have the stupid teeth in.

Try not to get caught because if you don't get caught, you've won.

I am the winner.

-How many times a day do you brush?

-Twice.

-Where's the tooth that you're having problems with?

-This one.

The bottom one? It's wobbly?

-A bit.

-I can't believe he's not been rumbled yet.

-What you want to do when you grow up?

-I want to be an actor.

Well, you have to look after your teeth if you want to be an actor.

-Yeah?

-OK, good.

We'll just finish that there.

In about six months' time unless you get any problems at all there.

-All right, see you, bye.

-Take care.

He's going to be a right smug badger.

Smug badger indeed.

Mark is today's winner.

APPLAUSE

Oh yes, that is how it's done. In your face, Sam Nixon.

Although I do need to say, William, I'm not sure I'd like to meet

your dentist because it seemed normal to you. I had stubble!

Couldn't believe it.

-What were you thinking then?

-That's not a girl.

-You were so polite, both of you. Bless you.

-I've got to say, Miles,

that was the tensest In Your Face moment ever.

You were so suspicious. I thought I'd got away with it

but then you came back in. Crazy! What were you thinking?

That was the weirdest dental appointment of my life.

But you were suspicious before when you were at the ice cream stall.

-What were you thinking then?

-He can't be Italian.

-First of all, that's not an Italian hairdo.

-What about the accent?

You want a cone-ay? Do you know what I loved, though?

When Miles laughed and I said, "anybody want an ice cream?",

two guys came up and said, "yeah, I'll have two cones please."

Fantastic. I'm sure you'll agree you've both been great sports.

Give a big round of applause to Miles and William. Fantastic.

APPLAUSE

Ice-cream sellers with dodgy accents, dentists with dodgy teeth

and general all-round dodgy behaviour

is just another day on Wind Up and there's more where that came from.

-Want an ice cream?

-Want an ice-a cream?

We're joined by pop princesses Parade

and they're going to be performing live later in the show.

We're also joined by the most shocking under-crackers

on television.

Yes, it's the Underpants of Chaos

and they'll be doing their thang in Win the Presenter!

And it's a very special day for Chip.

Not only will he be playing Chip in a Chair, but he's also getting married.

I know - crazy! Stay tuned for that but now back to Sam and Mark.

Hi, we're Sam and Mark.

You see this little girl here? Look at her.

What she doesn't know is that in about 10 seconds time,

Mark Thomas Rhodes here is going to give her a proper big surprise.

Mark? Go get 'em, baby.

APPLAUSE

All right, I'm after one of you in the audience. What's this?

Thank you. Who's it going to be?

Who am I looking for? You lovely audience.

-Emma, how are you doing?

-Good.

-Are you all right?

-Yeah.

Now, I want to talk to you about your dad.

-Does your dad ever embarrass you?

-Yeah, lots.

And does he ever dress as a woman?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, he does. Actually, we know that

because we've got a couple of pictures of him. Look at this.

-Who's your dad by the way in that picture?

-The one in the pink hat.

Right, we've also got another one.

He looks a bit like Marge Simpson in that one. Where is your dad today?

-He's at work.

-He's at work.

I'm afraid you're wrong about that, Emma,

because in true panto style, he's behind you!

Hello, everybody! I feel like a party!

# Girls just want to have fun

# Want to have fun

# Girls just want to have

# They just wanna, they just wanna

# Girls, they just wanna

# Girls just want to have. #

Us girls, we wanna have fun, don't we? Woo!

Lovely, well done.

You were lovely. You're the short one, you must be Dec.

-Shut up, you.

-I'm only joking.

-You are lovely, you, aren't you?

-All right, all right.

Emma, how does that make you feel?

Embarrassed.

-I don't know why!

-Well, normally at this stage,

because that was such an embarrassing act

we'd let you get your revenge by strapping your dad to a big wheel,

but because your dad is a lady and because...

-Cheeky!

-Shut up! And because he's made such an effort,

it doesn't seem right covering him in foam. Mark, what do you think?

I think we haven't rehearsed this.

I think we need someone else to step in, what do you reckon, Dad?

I think that's a great idea but who are we going to get?

Unfortunately for Mark, it's going to be Mark.

APPLAUSE

We didn't rehearse this so, Mark, you need to get yourself ready.

-I don't believe this show!

-Emma, you need to come and join me

and your dad onstage because it's time to play, Mark On A Wheel.

I, for one, am really looking forward to this.

Are you ready to see Mark as you've never seen him before?

We are, aren't we?

Studio audience, are you ready to see Mark

as you've never seen him before?

AUDIENCE: Yes!

In that case, everybody in the Wind Up audience please

give it up for Mark On A Wheel.

-You all right, mate?

-I'm pretty sure this wasn't in the contract.

-Read the small print.

-Got you.

As you can see, we have Mark Rhodes? strapped to a wheel

and I am about to give him a right old spin.

If Mark lands on Mark, he will win himself a mystery prize!

AUDIENCE: Ooooh!

-That will be nice, won't it?

-What could it be?!

-Who knows?

If Mark lands on Audience, he will win a prize for

our entire studio audience!

CHEERING

And if Mark lands on Star, Emma here wins a prize

but only if she can answer a question correctly.

So what I'm saying is gold is good, red, however,

is bad!

That's right, if Mark lands on red,

Mark will be coming face to face with...

The Foaminator!

Yeah! Yeah!

That's right, this week's foaminator is the beautiful Emily from Parade.

-Come over, Emily. How are you? All right?

-Yes, I'm good.

It's lovely to have you. You know the score, if Mark lands on red,

you need to release a furious amount of foam right into Mark's kisser.

-Understood?

-Understood.

-Beautiful.

-Can I just say how lovely you look today?

-Too late!

Too late! In that case, here we go, loads of prizes, no big deal,

come on, me....

AUDIENCE: Spin the wheel!

Here we go!

It's landed on Mark! How exciting!

That means you have just won yourself a mystery prize

and let's find out what that prize is!

It's a foaming by the Foaminator!

Get yourself in position.

OK, after three, Emily.

One, two, three!

CHEERING

OK, nice work, come back over here.

-How are you feeling?

-Where are you?

We'll get rid of that, how's it taste, mate?

-Not great.

-We've got two more spins, ready for the next one?

-I think so.

-Here we go!

MUSIC: I GET AROUND by the Beach Boys

You're joking! Would you believe it?

Mark, you've landed on Foam, I can't believe it, which means,

Emily, you know what to do, after three, one, two, three!

-How are you feeling, Mark?

-Just carry on with it, will you?

We've got one more spin. Let's try and get a prize, here we go.

You're joking! This is genuine, ladies and gentlemen.

I can't believe it, you have just landed on Foam.

Which means for the third and final time, Emily, give it to him.

I'm sorry!

OK. Come back over, Emily.

Because it is the last show of the series we are going to give you

one more spin, let's see if you can get a prize, come on,

everybody in the audience, guys, let's will a prize.

-You are having a laugh!

-Oh dear!

That's the way the cookie crumbles, mate. Know what I'm saying?

What a stupid game this is!

-Seriously, for the last time, Emily, give it to him good.

-Go!

Dear me.

I've got to change my pants!

Come over here, so that means, at the end of Mark On A Wheel,

-you got foamed four times!

-Brilliant.

-Can you believe it?

Wow.

A big thank you to Mark and our Foaminator, Emily!

Guys, now unfortunately, Mark didn't win you any prizes there,

but I have got some good news for you.

You and your family have just won the right to come back

at the end of the show and play, Win The Presenter.

-Oh, win the presenter!

-Shut up, will you?

You'll be playing against the Theophiles,

How do you feel about that, are you happy, excited?

-We can do it, we'll win a prize.

-Awesome.

Wind Up really is the show with a surprise around every corner

and here are some of our favourite moments from the series.

-Mark, you all right?

-I don't know!

Welcome to the weekend!

# Let's just go with the flow

# We've been working all week

# Tonight doesn't matter

# When you're moving your feet

# It's all about tonight. #

-It's Lily and Katherine's mum.

-What?

-It's Vicky!

# We'll be rocking this party

# So tell the DJ don't stop

# Grab someone if you're single

# Grab someone if you're not

# Its' all about tonight. #

He's a beautiful looking lad.

This is awkward.

-Time up, time up, time up.

-No!

In the army, some women have beards.

Oh, my goodness.

The Foaminator!

# So tell the DJ don't stop

# Grab someone if you're single

# Grab someone if you're not

# It's all about tonight. #

When I first heard about Win The Presenter,

I thought it was another one of their wind-ups.

I really can't believe they're giving themselves away.

Winning a presenter, I think, is off the chain,

but that's Sam and Mark for you. Those boys are absolute legends.

I just can't believe they're doing it. Crazy.

Who would I rather win, Sam or Mark?

Could have both, or is that bit greedy?

It would be better if it was Ant and Dec, though, right?

I heard it's because they didn't have any money for a real prize.

I'd rather win a holiday, though.

Welcome to Win The Presenter!

Let's find out which presenter they're playing for today.

He's often known as the other one,

it's Mr Mark Rhodes!

Which means it's time to meet your host,

Sam Nixon!

Ah, yes! Welcome to Win The Presenter.

The part of the show where two families go head-to-head

to win today's star prize, Mr Mark Rhodes.

That would normally be the case but as this is the last show

in the series we're worried they might keep him so we're giving away

the smarter, less annoying, version, a cardboard cut out.

On top of that, the winning family will also get

a load of prizes from our prize stash.

So let's meet the families.

-Dad Steven, how you doing?

-All right, hey!

Earlier in the show we saw you doing your pantomime dame,

Emma, have you recovered form the embarrassment?

Probably not, because he's still dressed as a pantomime dame!

Would you like to introduce the rest of there team for us, pleas?

Yes, this is my brother, Adam, and my mum, Alison.

Lovely to have you here, give it up for the Green family!

The Green family are up against the Theophile Family.

Hannah, have you got over the fact that your mum, Bev,

is now the sixth member of Parade?

Not really!

She can't believe it.

The best of luck in Win The Presenter.

Give it up for the Theophiles!

Before we go any further, I think we should take a look at what

our last winning family got up to when they won the presenter.

-Hello.

-Hello.

-Pat's really hungry. Come in.

-His snake, brilliant.

Brmm-brmm!

You all right there, mate?

Yeah.

-Guys, did I do a good job.

-Wasn't bad.

Fantastic, back to the studio.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The best of three rounds and hopefully the real Mark will be

ready by now so it's time for Presenter Under Pressure.

It's not Halloween but we are about to see something truly terrifying.

I'm not talking about Mark,

I'm talking about the Underpants Of Chaos!

Very shortly I will be asking Mark a number of questions

about a subject he should be an expert on.

-The entire series of Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind UP.

-Oh.

However, every time he answers a question incorrectly

or takes too long to answer,

we will be sending a shock right through those pants, just like this.

HE SCREAMS

Yeah, they're working.

We told you they were terrifying.

Families, all you have to do is guess how many questions

out of ten you think Mark will get right,

but don't forget, too much pain won't help his brain!

OK, guys, you've got 10 seconds, write down your answers.

Mark, this is our show, I know you've not got the best of memories

but you don't want to let yourself down here, do you?

-I can't even remember who you are half the time.

-Brilliant.

OK, families, you've written down your answers?

Excellent, for the final time this series

can I have some tension music and some dramatic lighting?

Remember, this is your own show, Mark, don't embarrass yourself.

Your 10 questions start now.

In show one, what embarrassing item of clothing did mum Vicky wear

when she appeared on This Morning?

-Er, a mac!

-Correct! Finish off the following Wind Up catch phrase.

-Loads of prizes, no big deal, come on Sam,...

-wind up that wheel?

Correct. In show 10, which member of the Saturdays became the Foaminator?

-Una.

-Correct. In Show nine what song did Pixie Lott perform?

Er...

Time's up!

HE SCREAMS

-It was All About Tonight.

-Course it was.

Name the four celeb guests we've had on the show

beginning with the letter S.

-The Saturdays?

-Yeah.

-Er, something else...

-Time's up!

HE SCREAMS

It was the Saturdays, Sugababes, Stacey Solomon and Sixty, Mark.

In show three, which embarrassing dad became famous for the day?

-Jace the Face.

-Correct. In show 12, what was the giant snake called?

Ian?

HE SCREAMS

It was Tiny, sorry, mate.

How many letters are there in Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind Up?

24?

Close.

HE SCREAMS

26, mate.

What does WAINE stand for?

Wedding... no.

HE SCREAMS

It was WiFi Artificial Intelligence NASA Experiment.

I hate you lot!

Last question, when Dynamo shuffled the whole Wind Up audience,

what card was eventually revealed?

-The ten of clubs?

-Correct!

-Yes!

OK, Mark,

your personal best in the series of questions you've got right

in Win The Presenter is six,

let's see if you've beaten your personal best.

You got five, so you didn't,

and for that, you're going to get another one.

You're going to get another one.

Stop!

OK, the remaining question is, how did our families do?

The Greens, how many did you think Mark would get right?

Six, OK. Pretty close.

The Theophile family, how many did you think?

Seven, which means the Greens win that point. Congratulations.

Now, you've heard of the Taj Mahal, the Great Wall of China,

the Hanging Gardens of Babylon, but right now it's time to introduce to

you the eighth wonder of the world, it's time for Chimp In A Chair.

AUDIENCE CHANT: Chimpy!

AS you can see, on our wind up chair there is a chimp

rotating at a rather alarming speed.

And as you know by now that ain't no ordinary chimp that is

Mark's pet chimp and he's late for a wedding in his wedding dress.

Now, once the chair stops spinning our dizzy chimp will have

twenty seconds to grab as many of these bouquets as possible

but the big question is, how many will he be able to grab?

Families, you now have five seconds to write down your answers.

Don't forget, though, he'll be pretty dizzy.

OK, stop the chimp! Oh, my! Here we go, go, chimpy, go!

Pick up the bouquets!

On your feet! You've got a wedding to go to, come on!

Come on, chimpy.

Time's up! Chimpy, stand up,

don't grab any more, you naughty chimp.

OK, right, I've got some here.

Right, let's see how many we've got, we've got one, we've got two,

we've got three, we've got four, five, hey, on this last one,

go on, give it! Chimpy!

So, six was collected by the chimpy. Hey!

She's already getting married, watch it!

The Greens, how many did you get?

17? Wow!

The Theophiles, how many did you think?

10. Which means the Theophiles get the point which means,

it's one all!

Which means it is now time to ask the big question.

Chimp, you'd best get off to your wedding, have a lovely day.

See you later. No, Mark, she's getting married. Bye, Chimpy.

Ooh, this is like a small campsite, too tense!

Because whoever wins this round will be the winners.

on Big Friday Wind up, we love nothing more than a surprise

and Mark, we've got a little surprise for you.

-You've had a few surprises today, haven't you?

-Yeah, a lot.

Ha-ha, now we've been having a dig through the Rhodes family album

and take a look at this.

Aah!

It's little Mark, and as you can see,

-his haircut hasn't changed in 20 years.

-Thank you, cheers.

And what about this? Mark hanging out with his favourite celebrity.

Oh, yeah, that is Mark and Mr T from the A-Team, or the guy who

drives the tank in the chocolate bar adverts, you might know him as that.

Check this out, this is Mark lining up for his school football team.

A proud day.

As you can see, Mark is wearing a blue football strip

just like his favourite football team, Birmingham City.

-Shut up! Wolves fan.

-Sorry, we just had to add that in.

Families, the big question is, which one is Mark?

You now have ten seconds to write down your answer.

Have a good look.

OK, that's time, please write down your answers.

Remove the pictures, thank you very much.

The Greens, we'll go to you first,

which one of those do you think is Mark?

Number 8. Interesting. Theophiles, who do you think?

Number one.

Also interesting.

It was actually number five!

Which means unfortunately you've both got that wrong which

means it's still one all.

So, we now have to go to a telepathic tie break.

So as we can't separate today's teams we are going to have to

find out which of our families had the best connection with Mark.

In other words, which family can read his mind?

I'm going to ask Mark a question which we discussed earlier,

and that he absolutely knows the answer to.

Both families will try and fish that answer from

his tiny little brain by the power of telepathy.

Whichever family is closest to the answer will win the prize

which includes a 2-D Mark.

Here comes the question.

Mark participated in the London Marathon 2011

but how long did it take Mark to complete the Marathon?

Families, please write down your answer.

Mark, transfer your thoughts, go!

Send them to the families.

Look into his eyes!

And it wasn't days, it was hours.

Time is up! The Green family, we're going to come to you first,

-please reveal your answer.

-You might not be able to read it,

but it's three hours and fifty minutes.

Three hours and fifty minutes, interesting.

OK, the Theophiles, please reveal your answer.

Two hours thirty-five!

Wow! Mark, do you want to reveal the actual answer?

I don't know if I want to now. It's actually four hours forty-seven.

Which means the Greens are closest,

you are today's winners! Congratulations!

Well done, guys. Mark, come on over, well done to the Green family.

The Theophiles, unfortunately you didn't win the prize

but you did win all those prizes earlier on.

-Have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Yes, we have.

-Excellent,

you've been a cracking family, give it up for the Theophiles!

And the Greens, congratulations!

Pantomime Dame, did you enjoy yourself?

Oh, I did. Thank you very much. You're lovely!

No, you're lovely! Guys, go and claim your prizes.

Round of applause, everybody.

Not you, Mark, you come with me.

So that's pretty much the end of the show, a big thank you

to all the stars on today's show,

massive round of applause for the Theophiles!

A round of applause for the Greens.

Also Miles and William from In Your Face, all that's left to say

is thank you very much for watching, we hope you've enjoyed the series.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's end the show with a bang,

Grab your remote control, find the volume button

and turn it right up because this is Parade with Louder. Bye!

# This could be like Romeo and Juliet

# A tender love we won't regret

# I feel the way you're feeling too

# But baby I need more volume

# I need to hear your heart go boom

# If we're going to rock it rock the room

# Do it as bad as MJ did

# Baby don't whisper what You're saying

# Just imagine us now But with a little more power

# We'd be thundering

# We could make it so hot

# And we'd be living it up so do me one thing

# Turn it up Turn it up Turn it up Turn it up

# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

# Pump that bass under my feet

# Feel that rhythm Your heartbeat beat

# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

# I gotta get a rush so I need to say your love is dangerous

# But now you're pushing zero on the meter

# So go connect your body to a speaker ooh

# I need emotion

# You don't need to worry about caution

# I wanna push your level to distortion

# I wouldn't really care how much I've missed

# Cos I can handle handle this

# Just imagine us now but With a little more power

# We'd be thundering

# We could make it so hot

# And we'd be living it up So do me one thing

# Turn it up, turn it up

# Turn it up, turn it up

# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

# Pump that bass under my feet

# Feel that rhythm Your heartbeat beat

# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

# Are you getting to my heart

# Are you really getting to ma to ma heart yeah

# Eh yeah are you getting to my heart

# Dude you're really getting To ma to ma heart

# You got to try always Try keeping me

# Boy if you're finding It easy to leave

# I won't be missing You like you're missing me

# And when I'm gone you'll be wanting to scream

# Heeeeeyy!

# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

# Turn it up louder louder louder louder louder louder

# Pump that bass under my feet

# Feel that rhythm your heartbeat beat

# Turn it up louder louder Louder louder louder louder

# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

# Turn it up boy boy turn it up boy

# Turn it up. #

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