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MUSIC: "Jerk It Out" by Caesars

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Ladies and gentlemen!

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If loving them's wrong, I don't ever want to be right!

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Give it up for Sam and Mark!

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Come on!

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-Hello-o-o-o-o!

-Hello-o-o-o-o!

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-Give me that! Come on, give me that!

-Wa-a-a-a-ay!

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Come with me! Come with me!

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High five! High five!

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BOTH: Ye-e-e-ah!

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Come on!

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-Have it back, Gary! Have it back, mate! There we go!

-Come on over!

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-Welcome to the weekend!

-I'll tell you what, I'm wasted on that job!

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All aboard the Wind Up Express! Next stop, Good Times Central!

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Whoo-hoo! APPLAUSE

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We are going to take you on a journey filled with surprises,

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pranks, wind-ups and so much more!

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Oh, yes! One member of this studio audience is in for a surprise

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when they discover that we've paid a visit to their house!

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Yes! And you will not BELIEVE what we found there!

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We've also been out with our hidden camera, so stay tuned to

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see what happened when a Doctor Who wind-up took a turn for the worse!

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-Move it forward, forward.

-Forwards.

-That's it!

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-Keep it, push it forward. Watch, quickly!

-Stop! Stop!

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Ohhhh!

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-Tense!

-Special effects and everything!

-Oh, yes!

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Now, keep watching because later in the show

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two lucky families are going head-to-head

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and trying to win what some people describe as the greatest

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-prize ever given away on national television!

-A presenter!

-Yeah!

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ALL: Woo-oo-oo-oo!

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The question is...who's it going to be? Is it going to be me?

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-Is it me?

-Is it me?

-Or is it him?

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Hee-hee!

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-It's definitely not him!

-Hee-hee!

-Definitely not him! Leave!

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He's got the biggest cheer of the show!

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One lucky family will be leaving today with either me

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or Mark as their prize. And once we've been won, the rules are...

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-There are no rules!

-Yes, they can do with us what they please!

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So if you ever wanted a minor celebrity

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to be your slave for the day, this is the show for you!

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More of that later, because now it's time to give a big Wind Up

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welcome to today's special guest.

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It's Danny Anthony, aka Clyde from The Sarah Jane Adventures!

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If that wasn't enough, we've also got music from Cover Drive,

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who'll be performing Twilight right here in the Wind Up studio.

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Give it up for Cover Drive, everybody.

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APPLAUSE

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But right now, I think it's time for less talk, more action.

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Remember, this show is full to bursting with surprises and pranks,

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and no-one is safe, especially if you're an embarrassing dad.

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-Let's do this!

-All right.

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Woo!

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OK. Embarrassing dad. My radar is on today.

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Let's flush one out.

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-Callan. How you doing mate, you all right?

-Yeah, I'm fine.

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-This is your dad, Clive, isn't it?

-Yes, it's my dad.

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Yeah, and he spends quite a lot of time in the toilet, doesn't he?

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-Yes.

-On it. On it.

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Oh, yeah, on it, not in it!

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Why do you spend so much time in the toilet, mate?

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Don't go into too much detail. Family show.

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Peace and quiet.

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Now, how is this embarrassing? Is it just you can't get on the loo?

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Well, kind of. He takes about ten minutes.

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Yeah, that is pretty embarrassing!

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Sam, have you got any more over there?

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Hmmm.

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Ten minutes? That's quick in my book!

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Anyway, let's see who else we can get. Who have we got here?

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-Hello, Phoebe.

-Hello.

-How you doing?

-Good.

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Good. Now, a little dicky birdie tells me that your dad

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-likes to speed walk, is that true?

-Yes.

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For everybody who doesn't know, what is speed walking?

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It's an embarrassing walk that he does every day.

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It's an embarrassing walk that he does every day.

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-What does he wear when he's speed walking?

-Fluorescent clothes.

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You've got to be safe though, Phoebe, you've got to be safe.

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-That is embarrassing. Where is your dad today?

-Working in London.

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Oh, that's a shame. I'd have liked to have met him

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and his embarrassing walk.

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Actually Phoebe, your dad's not at work.

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He's right here in the Wind Up studio.

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Ladies and gentlemen, give a massive round of applause to Phoebe's dad!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Woo! Yeah!

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Unbelievable, my friend. Come on, show me how do you that.

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That's great. Love that.

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That's great.

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I reckon... yeah, I've found a new sport there, my friend.

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That's awesome. That was like Usain Bolt.

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If he, you know...just like that, yeah.

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-Phoebe, how does that embarrass you?

-I loved that.

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That pretty embarrassing for you, Phoebe?

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Bless you. She's speechless!

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Don't worry, because we will give your dad

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the chance to redeem himself right here, in front of the whole country.

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Dad, you need to go and get yourself ready.

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Phoebe, come with me because it's time to play Dad On A Wheel.

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Come on!

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Now, Dad is backstage, just getting himself ready.

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-Are you ready to see your dad as you've never seen him before?

-OK.

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Audience, are you ready to see him as you've never seen him before?

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Yes!

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Everybody in the Wind Up audience, give it up for Dad On A Wheel.

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# Dizzy

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# I'm so dizzy my head is spinning #

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All right!

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Dad, you are looking good. How you feeling?

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I'm feeling good.

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-He's feeling good. All right.

-It looks like he's holding on tight.

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If you've just tuned in, I'll explain what on earth is going on.

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As you can see, we have a dad on a wheel split into six sections.

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Sam, take over.

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OK. As you can see, there are three gold sections.

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Now, if Dad lands on Dad, he will win himself a prize.

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-That'd be nice, wouldn't it?

-It would be fantastic.

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Better still, if Dad lands on Audience, he will win a prize

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for our entire studio audience.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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But better, better still, if Dad lands on Star,

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-he could win a prize for Phoebe.

-Yes, he could.

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Yes, all right, pipe down.

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She's got to answer the question correctly first.

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So, what we're saying is, gold is good.

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Red, however, is bad.

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Yes, if Dad lands on red, he will come face to face with...

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The Foaminater!

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This week's foaminater is Danny Anthony,

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aka Clive from The Sarah Jane Adventures.

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Come on over, Danny. Come on over.

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Come here, mate.

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You are looking good, man. You are looking real good.

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No more Mr Nice Guy. You know the score.

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If Dad lands on red, you need to release a furious amount of foam

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-right in his face.

-Furious.

-Furious.

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Good. All right. We are ready. In that case, here we go.

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Load of prizes, no big deal. Come on, Sam, wind up that wheel.

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Here we go!

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# Let's go round again

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# Maybe we'll turn back the hands of time

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# Let's go round again

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# One more time

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# Let's go round again... #

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You have landed on Dad, which means you've won yourself a prize.

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Let's see what it is. Have a look.

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It's only a toolbox, with some tools to put in your toolbox.

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We all need a toolbox, you know what I'm saying?

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-OK, how you feeling, Dad?

-I'm feeling good.

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Time for the second spin. Here we go!

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# Let's go round again

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# Maybe we'll turn back the hands of time

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# Let's go round again... #

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Yes!

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You have landed on Star.

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Over to you, Mark.

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He's having a cracking time over there!

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OK. Phoebe, the question is...

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Which footballing dad has children

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called Brooklyn, Romeo, Cruise and Harper Seven?

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David Beckham.

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You're going for David Beckham? Ohh.

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You're right!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Let's have a look at your star prize.

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-A wi-fi tablet? Very nice.

-Wow!

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-What do you think of that, Phoebe?

-Pretty good.

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-Pretty excellent, I would say.

-Time for the third and final spin.

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-Are you OK, Dad?

-Absolutely.

-Excellent. Here we go.

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Can we make it three prizes in a row?

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We are about to find out.

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-No way!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-You have landed on Star once again.

-Over to you, Mark.

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OK, for the second star prize for you, Phoebe.

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The question is,

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Homer Simpson is the dad of which famous cartoon character?

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-Bart Simpson.

-Oh!

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LAUGHTER

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-You've got it right again!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Let's have a look and see what you have won.

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A hand-held games console.

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Phoebe, you could open up your own electronics shop! That's amazing.

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OK, that means, on the end of Dad On A Wheel,

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Dad, you have won yourself some tools and a tool box to put them in,

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a wi-fi tablet, whatever that is,

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and you have won a games console as well.

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The best thing about it is you didn't get foamed by the Foaminator.

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I do think we should test to see if it is working.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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In three, two, one...

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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That was good. You have been a cracking sport.

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Please give it up for our dad, everybody.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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There is more from Danny later on in the show.

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That's not all, Phoebe. You have done really well.

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You and your family have also won

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the right to play for another special prize.

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Check this out, it's pretty exciting.

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Phoebe, we are inviting you to come back later

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and play Win the Presenter.

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But who will they be playing against?

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It could be anyone in this audience tonight.

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AUDIENCE: Whooo!

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Keep watching to find out who it's going to be.

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Let's take a look at what else is coming in today's show.

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-You've got something on your suit.

-Foam.

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Calling all Sarah Jane Adventures fans.

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We are going to be catching up with Danny Anthony in a second.

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And calling all Doctor Who fans.

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We've got our biggest hidden camera prank yet

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as we create our own Dalek that can read people's minds.

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We have also got a cracking surprise in store involving

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a member of this audience.

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Right now it's back to Sam and Mark in the studio.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Lots of good stuff still to come on today's show.

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If there is an alien in the Wind Up audience,

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I advise you to leave the studio,

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get in your UFO and leave planet Earth immediately.

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Because if our next guest catches sight of you,

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you are in big trouble.

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It's the star of Sarah Jane Adventures, it's Danny Anthony.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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How are you doing, man? Are you all right? Good to see you.

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-Take a seat.

-Thank you.

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-It's nice and comfy, isn't it?

-Welcome to the show. How are you?

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I'm very well. Lovely to be here. You are looking very dapper.

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We borrowed our dads' suits.

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I thought it was a bit big, actually.

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Before we go any further, let's take a look at you in action,

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doing your day job.

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PHONE RINGS

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-Hi, this is Clyde. Speak to me.

-PHONE CONTINUES RINGING

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-Nice. Exciting stuff.

-The new series is looking great.

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Do you sit back and relax at home and watch it like everyone else?

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Yeah. I sit at home and watch it.

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It brings back memories from filming it and stuff.

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What has been your favourite series of Sarah Jane Adventures to film?

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I would probably say the first series, it was all new to me then.

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Meeting everyone for the first time and seeing the costumes and aliens.

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Definitely my first series, I'd say.

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You've had the privilege of working with the Doctor himself, Matt Smith.

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Let's take a look at you two in action.

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And...release!

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Blimey! You really have changed faces, haven't you?

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I couldn't see you before, I was too busy swapping.

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-We are still cooking back here!

-Where is my gran?

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Right, yes. Sorry. She is in danger. We'd better, uh...

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-I can't turn round.

-You will have to shuffle backwards.

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Yes, OK. Thank you, Clyde.

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Even your eyes are different.

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It is weird cos I thought the eyes would stay the same.

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-Are you always white?

-I could be anything.

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Is there a limit? How many times could you change?

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507.

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-Nice.

-I always think Matt Smith looks like a geography teacher.

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He is the man with the floppiest hair in show business.

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It's like this.

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What is it like to work with Matt Smith?

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He is the biggest ball of energy ever.

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Really nice guy. Quite good at football. He used to play football.

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Wasn't he going to be a professional footballer?

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Yeah, for like, Norwich.

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He is one of them annoying people that are good at everything.

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-I hate those people.

-I'm like that.

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Come on, Danny, be honest,

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have you got your eye on his job?

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-No, I'm not... Yes!

-LAUGHTER

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-Yeah!

-Do you think you would make a good Doctor?

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I would probably be the smallest ever Doctor.

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I reckon I could be a Doctor.

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-You are not small, are you?

-I'm tiny.

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Come on, let's stand up. Let's have a look.

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-LAUGHTER

-Yeah, you are pretty small.

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That is the first time we have been taller than anybody.

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Amazing. That's why I did that, I'm so sorry.

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It's been great talking to you.

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Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Danny Anthony.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Listen up, Danny, you might want to stick around.

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We have a major Doctor Who-based wind-up coming later in the show.

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Check this out.

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Sonic toilet roll! A sonic sock!

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I can see it but...

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This is the new Doctor Who and I don't like it.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Intriguing stuff. Danny, what do you make of that?

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I like the sound of a sonic toilet roll.

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That pretty good.

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Stay tuned to find out what that is all about later in the show.

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That's just the kind of thing we get up to on Wind Up.

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There is plenty more where that came from.

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LAUGHTER

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Three, two, one.

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# Party rock is in the house tonight

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# Everybody just have a good time

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# And we're gonna make you lose your mind

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# We just want to see you... #

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You told me to pull it hard!

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-Barnsley!

-Barnsley!

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-Yorkshire!

-Yorkshire!

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I'm from Italy.

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-That's enough, thanks.

-Okily-dokily.

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I knew it! I knew it! I knew it!

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Brilliant!

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I found that very, very disturbing.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Still to come, two families will be going head-to-head

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in order to walk away with one of the greatest prizes ever given away.

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-Me.

-Or me.

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As we play Win the Presenter. We've met our first family, the Birds.

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In case you missed it, we strapped embarrassing Nick onto a wheel

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and gave him a spin. He did brilliantly.

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He ended up winning two star prizes for Phoebe and a toolbox.

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He's having a good day.

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It's time to randomly select our second studio victim.

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Let us introduce a friend of ours, bring on the Finger.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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We have got a little treat. I'm bagging the red one.

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Ladies and gentlemen, I give to you the Finger of Fun.

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Finger, we need you to select a mum that loves having some fun.

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Finger of Fun, find us a mum! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Who is he going to pick?

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Wavy hands, wavy, wavy.

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He is really on top form, the Finger, tonight.

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-Is he going to pick you?

-He doesn't know, he doesn't know.

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It could be you! Not you, mate. Not you.

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Who is it going to be?

0:19:070:19:09

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

0:19:100:19:12

The Finger has spoken.

0:19:150:19:17

-What is your name?

-Emma.

0:19:170:19:19

Emma, get yourself down here because it is time to have some fun.

0:19:190:19:23

It is time for The Prize Surprise.

0:19:230:19:27

Lovely Emma. How are you feeling?

0:19:350:19:36

Like someone is going to get into trouble later.

0:19:360:19:39

Who are you here with?

0:19:390:19:42

I'm here with my husband and my two daughters and my son.

0:19:420:19:47

To tell you the truth, we knew that.

0:19:470:19:49

They have been helping us out for the past few weeks.

0:19:490:19:52

We have been doing some digging.

0:19:520:19:55

We found out you've got a mouse in your house. Is that true?

0:19:550:19:58

LAUGHTER

0:19:580:20:00

No, my husband THINKS we have a mouse.

0:20:020:20:06

So you have never actually seen this mouse?

0:20:060:20:09

-NO-ONE has ever seen at this mouse.

-That is interesting.

0:20:090:20:12

We thought we'd investigate further. We took a trip to your house.

0:20:120:20:16

-LAUGHTER

-Do you want to see what we found?

0:20:160:20:20

LAUGHTER

0:20:200:20:22

I'm afraid we are going to have a look anyway.

0:20:220:20:24

-There is your stairway.

-Lovely stairway.

0:20:260:20:28

Lovely kitchen. Is that granite worktops? Yes, please.

0:20:280:20:32

-We can't see a mouse anywhere.

-No mouse.

0:20:320:20:35

-Where are we going now?

-The living room? Still no mouse.

0:20:350:20:39

LAUGHTER

0:20:390:20:41

How could you not find him? He's massive!

0:20:450:20:47

-LAUGHTER

-And he's reading your paper!

0:20:470:20:49

Emma, I think it is fair to say you have got a mouse in your house.

0:20:490:20:53

In fact, you could say...

0:20:530:20:56

(MIMES) # Hoots, man, there's a mouse loose about this house. #

0:20:560:20:59

LIVELY MUSIC

0:20:590:21:02

OK, OK. Stop the nonsense.

0:21:050:21:08

It's time to get serious. Be serious, Emma!

0:21:080:21:10

There is a massive mouse, there.

0:21:100:21:13

Because, Emma, once we discovered you did have a mouse,

0:21:130:21:17

we thought we did stick around, as you do.

0:21:170:21:20

We are about to ask you a series of questions based on

0:21:200:21:22

what your mouse gets up to when you're not around.

0:21:220:21:25

For example, we found out last Thursday at half past eight,

0:21:250:21:28

Mr Mouse felt like having a bit of a boogie.

0:21:280:21:31

He was dancing to your favourite band in your living room.

0:21:310:21:34

The cheeky little mouse, I can't believe it!

0:21:340:21:39

To win a prize, can you name what the band was?

0:21:390:21:42

Was it A) The Wanted, B) Take That or C) ABBA?

0:21:420:21:48

ABBA.

0:21:480:21:49

She seems very confident. You're going for C) ABBA.

0:21:490:21:52

Let's see if you're right.

0:21:520:21:54

MUSIC: "Dancing Queen" by ABBA

0:21:570:22:01

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:22:010:22:03

I tell you what, he can move, that mouse.

0:22:090:22:12

-Look at that!

-Hello!

0:22:120:22:14

Very good.

0:22:140:22:15

No wonder he was making loads of noise, dancing around like that.

0:22:150:22:19

Well done. That means you have just won a prize for you and your family.

0:22:190:22:22

APPLAUSE

0:22:220:22:25

Mr Mouse likes nothing more than flicking through your old photos.

0:22:250:22:29

Who knows what old horrors may lurk within those pages?

0:22:290:22:32

I wouldn't want anyone looking through my photo album.

0:22:320:22:36

Yes, but what photo caught his eye?

0:22:360:22:38

Was it A) An embarrassing photo of you asleep on the settee, dribbling?

0:22:380:22:41

Was it B) A picture of you with a dodgy poodle perm haircut?

0:22:410:22:46

Or was it C) An embarrassing photo of you from your schooldays

0:22:460:22:50

compete with school uniform?

0:22:500:22:52

-It would be the school uniform.

-Interesting.

0:22:530:22:57

OK, let's see if you are right.

0:22:570:23:00

Look at him looking through. He's laughing at you.

0:23:000:23:05

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:23:050:23:07

Very good.

0:23:120:23:14

You are doing very well. I like the swept-back look. I think it's in.

0:23:140:23:19

You have not aged, Emma! Tell me what moisturiser you use, please.

0:23:190:23:22

-All right, that's enough.

-Sorry.

0:23:220:23:25

Emma, later on in the day, Mr Mouse felt like chilling out.

0:23:250:23:29

-Fair play, he had had a busy day.

-He certainly has.

0:23:290:23:32

He was doing what you sometimes do to unwind.

0:23:320:23:35

I'll give you a clue. It's a bit sneaky.

0:23:350:23:37

Was it A) Having a bubble bath, whilst reading a gossip magazine?

0:23:370:23:41

Was it B) Hiding in the shed with a cup of coffee?

0:23:410:23:43

Or C) Emma, lying in bed, eating a bowl of crisps,

0:23:430:23:47

having a drink whilst watching Come Dine With Me?

0:23:470:23:50

LAUGHTER

0:23:500:23:52

-He's on my bed!

-LAUGHTER

0:23:530:23:56

I don't know what you possibly could mean!

0:23:560:23:59

All right, let us have a look and see if you are right.

0:23:590:24:02

You're going for C).

0:24:020:24:04

LAUGHTER

0:24:040:24:06

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:24:060:24:08

I hope he doesn't leave any crumbs for you, Emma.

0:24:110:24:14

Congratulations, you've just won three prizes for your family.

0:24:140:24:18

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Well done.

0:24:180:24:22

But right now we are going to wind things up a notch because

0:24:220:24:25

we are going to give you the chance to catch that mouse once and for all.

0:24:250:24:30

He's only come and followed you to the Wind Up studio.

0:24:300:24:33

He's not got a care in the world, spinning on that chair.

0:24:330:24:36

It's a proper dodgy suit, that.

0:24:360:24:39

As you can see, he is standing next to the star prize,

0:24:390:24:42

a HD TV and DVD.

0:24:420:24:45

That is a lot of letters.

0:24:450:24:47

If you manage to catch the mouse in 60 seconds,

0:24:470:24:51

that prize is yours.

0:24:510:24:53

This might help you, actually. Give me a push, Sam.

0:24:530:24:56

-This might help you, actually.

-Get that in your hands.

0:24:580:25:00

We've put 60 seconds on the clock.

0:25:000:25:03

"How will you find him?" I hear you ask. Simple.

0:25:030:25:06

Just follow the trail of cheese crumbs. Go, go, go!

0:25:060:25:09

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:090:25:11

-60 seconds!

-Come on!

0:25:140:25:17

-You are going the wrong way!

-Not that way! Come back!

0:25:190:25:24

-Emma, what on earth are you doing?

-Come back this way!

0:25:270:25:30

-That way!

-That cheese, that cheese!

0:25:320:25:35

-That way!

-Go, go, go!

0:25:350:25:37

-Run, run, run!

-You can do it! You can do it!

0:25:370:25:40

-Come on!

-Where are you?

0:25:420:25:45

Yes! Yes! Yes!

0:25:450:25:47

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:470:25:50

Congratulations, Emma. You have done it!

0:25:530:25:57

You have caught the mouse and you have bagged this week's star prize.

0:25:570:26:01

-How are you feeling?

-Fantastic.

0:26:010:26:03

Watch that mouse, he hasn't had his jabs.

0:26:030:26:06

We're not done with you yet,

0:26:060:26:08

because you and your family are invited back later in the show

0:26:080:26:12

and you are going to take part in the grand finale

0:26:120:26:14

-to end all "granand finanails".

-Easy for you to say!

0:26:140:26:18

Something like that, anyway. Win the Presenter.

0:26:180:26:21

-Which means you could be leaving here in possession of me.

-Or me.

0:26:210:26:24

Let's give it up one more time for Emma and the mouse.

0:26:240:26:28

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:280:26:30

We are seconds away from today's You've Been Smarked.

0:26:310:26:36

I suggest you stay tuned.

0:26:360:26:38

One unlucky, I mean lucky, family,

0:26:380:26:40

will get to leave here today with either Sam or Mark.

0:26:400:26:45

That's right, it's Win the Presenter.

0:26:450:26:48

And if that isn't enough to whet your whistle,

0:26:480:26:50

we have also got Cover Drive performing their latest single

0:26:500:26:54

live in the Wind Up studio.

0:26:540:26:57

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:26:570:26:59

It's time to wind things up a notch

0:27:030:27:05

and give somebody a right good Smarking.

0:27:050:27:07

As wind-ups go, this one's pretty big.

0:27:070:27:09

You may say it was out of this world.

0:27:090:27:11

If you're partial to a bit of Doctor ooh action, Doctor ooh,

0:27:110:27:15

Doctor Who action, all right!

0:27:150:27:17

Doctor Who action, you might want to listen up real good.

0:27:170:27:20

He ain't kidding.

0:27:200:27:21

For this wind-up to work, we needed to find three

0:27:210:27:24

of the biggest Doctor Who fans in Britain.

0:27:240:27:26

Scrap that, Europe. No, shut up, Sam, the world.

0:27:260:27:29

Scrap that, the solar system. That's what I'm saying to you.

0:27:290:27:32

Finished? Luckily for us, we knew just the people.

0:27:320:27:35

Meet Rowan, Alice and George. They appeared our hit show, TMI Friday.

0:27:350:27:39

-They were great fun.

-It was a Christmas show! Good times.

0:27:390:27:44

More importantly, it turned out that Rowan, Alice and George

0:27:440:27:48

were massive fans of a certain Doctor.

0:27:480:27:51

TMI is not the only show you are a massive fan of, is it?

0:27:510:27:54

-No.

-What's the show?

0:27:540:27:56

-Doctor Who.

-Of course it is.

0:27:560:28:00

Please give it up for Alice, Rowan and George.

0:28:040:28:07

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:28:070:28:09

Let's start at the beginning. We got in touch with your parents

0:28:090:28:11

and came up with a story about you winning a Doctor Who competition.

0:28:110:28:15

After weeks of secret planning, we were in business.

0:28:150:28:19

What were you expecting when you turned up on the day?

0:28:190:28:22

I wasn't really expecting that much.

0:28:220:28:24

I thought we'd be having a normal tour

0:28:240:28:27

and then just something extra.

0:28:270:28:29

Interesting. There was something extra!

0:28:290:28:32

-Shall we see how your day began?

-No!

0:28:320:28:35

It is all right, I promise you! Let's have a look.

0:28:350:28:38

'So there we are waiting for our sci-fi enthusiasts to arrive.

0:28:380:28:43

-'That's me.

-And that is me.

0:28:430:28:46

'Here they come. Let's Smark them.'

0:28:460:28:49

-Here come our winners.

-SQUEALING

0:28:490:28:52

'There's our three targets.

0:28:540:28:58

'And here is our Wind Up actor, Barry,

0:28:580:29:00

'posing as a producer from the Doctor Who series.

0:29:000:29:02

'He will be giving the guys the VIP treatment today, or so they think.'

0:29:020:29:06

Listen, today I'm going to give you a genuine

0:29:060:29:09

glimpse into the future of Doctor Who.

0:29:090:29:12

We are going on a special journey. Join me. Wave goodbye to the past.

0:29:120:29:16

We are going through time and space

0:29:160:29:19

as we journey into the world of Doctor Who.

0:29:190:29:21

'First stop, a photo-shoot.

0:29:210:29:24

'We've told them we'll add some special effects later,

0:29:240:29:27

'otherwise they'll be stood in front of a screen, looking silly. Oops!'

0:29:270:29:32

We need some promotional snaps, some photographs, for our website.

0:29:320:29:37

Really concentrate. Pout, pout! Now an action one.

0:29:370:29:43

Hold it, hold it. Now the aliens are going to come around you.

0:29:430:29:46

Aargh! Your feet, your toes, your legs.

0:29:480:29:50

Everybody to the right! Hold!

0:29:500:29:53

To the left! Hold!

0:29:530:29:55

He's going to shoot at you now! Ugh!

0:29:570:30:00

Hold it! Go down, George! Get lower!

0:30:000:30:03

Lower! One big heap with the aliens!

0:30:030:30:05

Oooh!

0:30:050:30:08

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:30:090:30:11

Did you guys used to be models? You were good at that.

0:30:120:30:15

ALL: No!

0:30:150:30:18

Let's talk about Barry, our Wind Up actor.

0:30:180:30:21

Did he make a believable Doctor Who producer?

0:30:210:30:25

-He was really good.

-He was really convincing.

0:30:250:30:27

I don't think I'd have believed it from a different actor.

0:30:270:30:30

It was amazing how good it was, how believable it all was.

0:30:300:30:33

-He'd done his research.

-It's time to get pranking.

0:30:330:30:36

After that nice, gentle opening,

0:30:360:30:38

the big question was how far could Barry push it?

0:30:380:30:40

I am happy to show you the future of Doctor Who, OK?

0:30:420:30:46

As long as you promise me you will not tell anybody.

0:30:460:30:49

In there is Doctor Who of the future. Can I trust you?

0:30:490:30:54

-Yes.

-OK, let us do the Doctor Who oath.

0:30:540:30:58

Make the D.

0:30:590:31:01

Then you make the W for Who.

0:31:010:31:04

Repeat after me.

0:31:050:31:07

-I...

-ALL: I...

0:31:070:31:09

-Name...

-ALL: Name...

0:31:090:31:11

No. Don't say name, say your name. Ready?

0:31:110:31:14

-I...

-I, Rowan...

0:31:140:31:17

-Do hereby swear...

-ALL: Do hereby swear...

0:31:170:31:20

-That I shall never...

-ALL: That I shall never...

0:31:200:31:23

Never, never, ever...

0:31:230:31:25

ALL: Never, never, ever...

0:31:250:31:27

-No, no, never...

-ALL: No, no, never...

0:31:270:31:30

Reveal any information to any living creature...

0:31:300:31:34

ALL: To any living creature...

0:31:340:31:37

-Whether animal, mineral...

-ALL: Whether animal, mineral...

0:31:370:31:41

-Or journalist...

-ALL: Or journalist.

0:31:410:31:43

'Absolute gibberish!'

0:31:430:31:46

ALL: And I hereby uphold...

0:31:460:31:48

-The intergalactic hypothalamus.

-ALL: The intergalactic hypothalamus.

0:31:480:31:54

Go, Gallifrey, go.

0:31:540:31:56

Go, Gallifrey, go.

0:31:560:31:58

'With the all-important but totally made-up oath out of the way,

0:31:580:32:02

'it's time for Rowan, Alice and George to access our top-secret lab.

0:32:020:32:05

-Are you ready?

-ALL: Yeah!

0:32:050:32:07

-What is your first impressions?

-It's really cool.

0:32:170:32:20

I'm going to start with the future Doctor Who.

0:32:200:32:24

Had you ever heard of Matt Smith before you saw he was Doctor Who?

0:32:240:32:28

All: No.

0:32:280:32:30

He has done this series,

0:32:300:32:31

after that, he's off to Hollywood.

0:32:310:32:34

We needed to think of a new Doctor,

0:32:340:32:37

a person that has a global recognition.

0:32:370:32:40

Like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

0:32:400:32:42

We are looking for a true global superstar.

0:32:420:32:46

-What about Stephen Fry?

-David Hasselhoff, I don't know!

0:32:460:32:49

Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to introduce you

0:32:490:32:52

to the 12th Doctor Who.

0:32:520:32:55

LAUGHTER

0:32:580:33:00

-Simon Cowell.

-He is not really an actor, is he?

0:33:000:33:05

Simon Cowell, before he went into music, was an actor.

0:33:050:33:08

-Is he in American Idol now?

-No.

0:33:080:33:11

Is he going to do the X Factor?

0:33:110:33:13

-I don't know.

-No.

0:33:130:33:14

Really!?

0:33:140:33:16

Simon Cowell will give us the Dal-X Factor.

0:33:160:33:20

That's what we need.

0:33:200:33:21

If we have a new Doctor, we need to give him a new baddie.

0:33:210:33:26

This is the new baddy to fight the brand-new 12th Doctor Who.

0:33:260:33:32

LAUGHTER

0:33:370:33:40

Do you see the theme?

0:33:450:33:47

You're not so sure. Why?

0:33:470:33:50

Because it is not a monster, it's just a person's head.

0:33:530:33:57

It will be the baddie with the highest hair.

0:33:570:33:59

I really can't imagine Simon Cowell as an actor.

0:33:590:34:02

-Point out of 10 for this idea.

-One.

0:34:020:34:06

'They don't look convinced by Doctor Simon and the Jedward alien.

0:34:060:34:10

'What will they make of the rubbish gadgets we have knocked up?

0:34:100:34:14

-What is the Doctor's main weapon?

-Sonic screwdriver.

0:34:140:34:19

-Here is...

-A sonic sock.

-Exactly.

0:34:190:34:22

If he ever dropped his sonic screwdriver,

0:34:220:34:24

he could take off his sock and use it.

0:34:240:34:26

-What's that?

-Sonic sponge.

0:34:260:34:29

Simon Cowell, look at him. He sweats a lot, running around.

0:34:290:34:33

That could be useful for his personal hygiene.

0:34:330:34:36

-What is that, George?

-Sonic...toilet roll.

0:34:360:34:39

You can see him coming out of the room, Sonic toilet roll! Thank you.

0:34:390:34:44

'Have our cheap made-up gadgets, coiffed-up aliens

0:34:440:34:47

'and dodgy Doctor won them over?

0:34:470:34:49

'Let's get Barry out the way and find out.'

0:34:490:34:51

They can't be serious.

0:34:540:34:56

They must be joking. This is all so ridiculous.

0:34:560:35:00

Simon Cowell, I really can't imagine him as a Doctor.

0:35:000:35:03

-Jedward. Sonic toilet roll.

-Sonic toilet roll!

0:35:030:35:06

A sonic sock.

0:35:060:35:07

-These ones are quite nice.

-The drill is good, yeah.

0:35:070:35:10

They're good, I quite like them.

0:35:120:35:15

I can see it, but...

0:35:150:35:17

If this is new Doctor Who, and I don't like it.

0:35:170:35:20

APPLAUSE

0:35:210:35:23

"If this is the new Doctor Who, I don't like it!" Great quote!

0:35:230:35:27

George, why don't you think Simon Cowell would make a good Doctor?

0:35:270:35:31

He's just so well known as a music producer,

0:35:310:35:34

I just don't think he'd fit the part at all.

0:35:340:35:37

-You're probably right, actually.

-You're probably right!

0:35:370:35:40

And Alice, if Simon Cowell was a bit of a stretch of the imagination,

0:35:400:35:44

-what about Jedward as Doctor's new baddie?

-Er...

0:35:440:35:47

SAM LAUGHS

0:35:470:35:49

They're so nice, you can't see them as a baddie!

0:35:490:35:53

Finally, Rowan, what did you think about the sonic toilet paper?

0:35:530:35:57

Not a good idea, no!

0:35:570:36:00

The Doctor's got to have twosies as well.

0:36:000:36:03

Well, it was time to wind things up another notch

0:36:030:36:06

and introduce to you a little creation of ours. Over to you, Barry.

0:36:060:36:11

Ladies and gentlemen, this is genuinely the future of Doctor Who.

0:36:110:36:16

It's been nine, ten years in development,

0:36:160:36:18

its cost nearly a quarter of a million dollars,

0:36:180:36:22

-and it's been developed by NASA. Do you know what NASA is?

-Space...

0:36:220:36:26

The Space Agency.

0:36:260:36:28

It's been developed by them

0:36:280:36:30

because they understand robotics. I'll reveal it to you.

0:36:300:36:33

This, ladies and gentlemen,

0:36:350:36:38

this is wi-fi

0:36:380:36:40

artificial intelligence

0:36:400:36:43

NASA experiment,

0:36:430:36:45

or WAiNE, for short.

0:36:450:36:48

OK? Do you like him?

0:36:510:36:54

It has AI technology, and that's what I find so exciting.

0:36:550:36:59

This baby can think for itself, which means it can read...

0:36:590:37:06

-Minds.

-Exactly, and that's what's different. Shall I prove it?

0:37:060:37:10

Let's do that.

0:37:100:37:11

It's time for WAiNE to demonstrate its incredible mind-reading ability.

0:37:110:37:16

Well, sort of.

0:37:160:37:18

We've got their mums watching from a hidden room.

0:37:180:37:21

When the kids ask a question, they give us the answers,

0:37:210:37:25

making it look like WAiNE has supernatural powers.

0:37:250:37:28

You ask it a question that I don't know the answer to,

0:37:280:37:31

there's no way I could've programmed it into the computer.

0:37:310:37:36

Speak slowly, say, "WAiNE," and ask your question.

0:37:360:37:39

-WAiNE...

-Slowly.

0:37:390:37:41

Who is my favourite actor?

0:37:410:37:47

-(WHISPERING)

-Taylor Lautner?

-Is that his name?

-Yeah.

0:37:470:37:51

AS WAiNE: Taylor Lautner.

0:37:520:37:56

-Is that right? Who is it?

-Taylor Lautner!

-You see?

0:37:570:38:02

-How amazing is that?

-That's a good start for WAiNE. Next up, George.

0:38:020:38:08

WAiNE, what is the name of my dog?

0:38:080:38:12

-(WHISPERING)

-Poppy.

-Poppy?

0:38:120:38:16

(AS WAiNE) Poppy.

0:38:160:38:19

-Poppy.

-Is that right?

-Yeah.

-Yes!

0:38:190:38:21

WAiNE's done it again, and it looks like they're buying it.

0:38:210:38:25

WAiNE, what is the name of my cat?

0:38:250:38:29

-(WHISPERING)

-Indy.

-Indy?

0:38:290:38:31

(AS WAiNE) Indy.

0:38:310:38:32

-What is the name?

-Indy.

-Is that right?

0:38:320:38:36

That's three out of three for WAiNE,

0:38:360:38:39

but Rowan wants one more go just to be sure it really can read minds.

0:38:390:38:43

WAiNE, how many goldfish do I have?

0:38:450:38:50

-(WHISPERING)

-Her brother has one.

-Her brother has one?

-She's got none?

0:38:500:38:56

Think, think, think.

0:38:560:38:58

-(WHISPERING)

-You have none.

-You have none.

0:38:580:39:02

(AS WAiNE) Your brother has one.

0:39:020:39:04

You have none.

0:39:040:39:06

Is that right?

0:39:060:39:08

Your brother has one? You tricked me!

0:39:080:39:10

I didn't realise! I forgot that!

0:39:100:39:13

-Your brother does have one?

-Yeah.

-Yes, so that's four out of four.

0:39:130:39:17

Come on, guys, it's time to be honest now.

0:39:220:39:26

-We had you hook, line and sinker there, didn't we?

-Yeah!

0:39:260:39:31

What did you think of WAiNE when you saw him?

0:39:310:39:33

My first impression, it looked quite good,

0:39:330:39:36

something that could be a monster.

0:39:360:39:38

You were blown away by WAiNE's superpowers,

0:39:380:39:42

but things were about to take a turn for the worse

0:39:420:39:45

as we wound things up and discovered that WAiNE had a mind of his own.

0:39:450:39:50

If I think and I voice it, it will move.

0:39:500:39:55

WAiNE, move forward.

0:40:000:40:04

Stop!

0:40:050:40:07

Right, you have a go.

0:40:070:40:09

WAiNE, move to the left.

0:40:090:40:13

A little, a little!

0:40:130:40:16

-Stop, stop!

-Stop!

0:40:160:40:18

Oh, my goodness!

0:40:180:40:19

-George, you're next.

-WAiNE...

-Louder.

0:40:190:40:23

Move in a circle.

0:40:230:40:26

Hold the thing.

0:40:260:40:27

That's it, you are controlling it. That's it.

0:40:270:40:30

Left, left, and stop.

0:40:300:40:33

-Stop, stop, WAiNE.

-Oh, my goodness.

0:40:330:40:36

I can't tell it to stop because you're connected to that.

0:40:360:40:40

-Right, it's your go.

-WAiNE, move backwards.

0:40:400:40:43

Think it, think it, think it.

0:40:430:40:45

-Stop.

-Have you ever seen anything like this before?

-No.

0:40:450:40:49

-Is it the most awesome thing you've seen?

-Yeah.

0:40:490:40:52

-Marks out of 10?

-10.

0:40:520:40:54

-110.

-1,010.

0:40:540:40:56

'Well, they all seemed pretty impressed,

0:40:560:41:00

'but how will they feel if WAiNE malfunctions?'

0:41:000:41:03

Move backwards.

0:41:030:41:05

Go backwards.

0:41:070:41:08

-Stop.

-Stop, stop, stop!

0:41:080:41:11

-Forward, move it forward.

-Move forward.

0:41:110:41:14

That's it. Not so quickly!

0:41:140:41:15

Stop. Stop!

0:41:150:41:17

LOUD EXPLOSION

0:41:170:41:19

-Oh! Oh, my goodness!

-I'm so sorry!

0:41:190:41:23

That's a quarter of a million dollars! It's moving on its own!

0:41:230:41:27

-Turn it off!

-Stop!

-Stop, WAiNE!

-How do you turn it off?

0:41:270:41:30

-WAiNE!

-Stop!

0:41:300:41:32

LOUD BANG

0:41:320:41:34

Hang on, hang on, let me get the engineers.

0:41:340:41:39

Engineers! Quick!

0:41:390:41:41

'I think it's time to go and reveal ourselves

0:41:410:41:43

'before everything goes up in smoke.'

0:41:430:41:46

-What did you press?!

-I didn't press anything.

0:41:460:41:49

Engineers! Here they are.

0:41:490:41:51

Engineers, not aliens!

0:41:510:41:53

Actually, we're not even aliens.

0:41:530:41:56

-ALL:

-No!

0:41:560:41:58

No way!

0:41:580:41:59

We've just been doing our new show

0:41:590:42:01

and you have been well and truly smarked.

0:42:010:42:05

-Look at this bad boy here!

-Oh, my God!

0:42:050:42:07

-Cameras everywhere! How are you feeling?

-Oh, no.

0:42:070:42:11

-Did we get you good?

-Yeah.

0:42:110:42:13

APPLAUSE

0:42:150:42:17

Bless you.

0:42:180:42:20

Ahhh, we got you good, then, didn't we?

0:42:220:42:25

What did you think when you thought you'd destroyed WAiNE?

0:42:250:42:29

Loads of things were running through my head. Including the bank bill.

0:42:290:42:35

-How did you feel when we showed up at the end?

-Relieved.

0:42:360:42:40

And happy that the Simon Cowell and Jedward wasn't actually real.

0:42:400:42:45

Don't worry, Doctor Who, the next series is safe.

0:42:450:42:48

Listen, guys. We've got some good news for you.

0:42:480:42:51

We sent WAiNE back to NASA, they fixed him up and he's back.

0:42:510:42:55

Stop, stop, stop!

0:42:580:43:00

CHEERING

0:43:000:43:03

Old friends, reunited.

0:43:050:43:06

Well, you were well and truly smarked,

0:43:060:43:09

but they've been fantastic sports. Please, put your hands together

0:43:090:43:13

for Alex, Rob and George, and of course, WAiNE.

0:43:130:43:15

CHEERING

0:43:150:43:20

Well, if that wasn't exciting enough, it's now time to find out

0:43:200:43:23

which one of us is today's star prize.

0:43:230:43:26

It's time to Win the Presenter.

0:43:260:43:28

Win the Presenter, do you realise what those four words mean?

0:43:300:43:35

When people look back at this century,

0:43:350:43:37

-what are they going to remember?

-The royal wedding.

-Not that.

0:43:370:43:41

-The Olympics.

-No.

-Jedward?

-No.

0:43:410:43:43

Win the Presenter.

0:43:430:43:47

Are we crazy? Probably.

0:43:470:43:49

But, hey, that's how we roll. Work hard, play hard, live for today.

0:43:490:43:54

-We're pretty rock and roll.

-Are we out tonight?

0:43:540:43:57

-I can't, mate. I'm cooking a lasagne.

-Fair enough.

0:43:570:44:00

Welcome to Win the Presenter

0:44:020:44:06

and let's find out which presenter they're playing for today.

0:44:060:44:11

He's one in a million and not in a good way.

0:44:110:44:14

It's Mark!

0:44:140:44:16

Which means it's time to meet your host, Mr Sam Nixon.

0:44:190:44:24

CHEERING

0:44:240:44:28

Yeah! Woo! Welcome to Win the Presenter

0:44:310:44:34

where our two families go head-to-head to win...

0:44:340:44:38

-Mark Rhodes!

-Hello!

0:44:380:44:40

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:44:420:44:43

Today one of these two lucky families will get to take Mark home

0:44:430:44:47

and do anything they want with him, whether he likes it or not.

0:44:470:44:51

-Are you looking forward to being won?

-What do you think?

0:44:510:44:54

If I asked you the same question, what would you say to me?

0:44:540:44:57

-I'd say yeah.

-Yeah, of course you would.

0:44:570:45:00

Let's meet the families.

0:45:000:45:02

Now, Nick, we saw you earlier being strapped to a wheel.

0:45:020:45:05

This is a good chance for you to get some revenge

0:45:050:45:08

cos Dad On A Wheel,

0:45:080:45:10

-it's all Mark's idea.

-What?!

0:45:100:45:12

Do you want to introduce the rest of your team?

0:45:120:45:15

Absolutely. This is Phoebe, my daughter, obviously.

0:45:150:45:18

-Charlie, my son. And Laura, my wife.

-OK. Give it up for the Birds.

0:45:180:45:23

Now, the Birds, to get your hands on Mark,

0:45:250:45:27

you are going to have to beat the Brophys. Emma, we saw you

0:45:270:45:31

and your mouse in your lovely house. Oh, that rhymes!

0:45:310:45:35

Would you like to introduce the rest of your team, please?

0:45:350:45:39

This is my daughter, Izzy. My daughter, Phoebe.

0:45:390:45:42

-And my husband, Nigel.

-Give it up for the Brophys!

0:45:420:45:46

If you want some inspiration about what to do with

0:45:460:45:49

this very special prize, and he is special, look at his face there.

0:45:490:45:53

Ahhh. Just take a look at what our last winning family got up to

0:45:530:45:57

when they won the presenter.

0:45:570:46:00

-Hi, Chloe. Have you got lots of jobs for me?

-Yes.

0:46:030:46:07

Good girl.

0:46:140:46:16

TOILET FLUSHES

0:46:190:46:21

Hey!

0:46:210:46:22

Still warm!

0:46:250:46:28

Sam. Kennel. Now.

0:46:280:46:31

All right.

0:46:310:46:32

HORN BEEPS

0:46:360:46:38

LAUGHTER

0:46:380:46:40

All done. Guys, are you happy with the job I've done?

0:46:420:46:45

-All:

-Fantastic!

0:46:450:46:46

Good. The Birds and the Brophys, if you win Mark today,

0:46:460:46:49

that's what you could get Mark to do around your house.

0:46:490:46:52

Good luck. Bye.

0:46:520:46:54

So, the Birds, have you got any unpleasant jobs that need doing?

0:46:590:47:04

All righty. Bring the rabbit in at night, that's a job and a half.

0:47:040:47:07

-Really?!

-What?

0:47:070:47:09

Interesting, very interesting. Brophys, what about you?

0:47:090:47:13

We'd make him do pest control.

0:47:130:47:16

SAM LAUGHS

0:47:160:47:18

Not a bad idea at all. OK, Mark, you go and get yourself ready.

0:47:180:47:22

It's time for Chimp In A Chair.

0:47:220:47:24

Let me introduce to you, the Wind Up chair.

0:47:310:47:36

As you can see, there is a monkey spinning very quickly on that chair.

0:47:390:47:44

That dizzy fellow is Mark's pet chimp.

0:47:440:47:47

Once the chair stops spinning, our dizzy chimp will have 20 seconds

0:47:470:47:51

to grab as many of these Yorkshire puddings as possible.

0:47:510:47:55

The question is, how many will he be able to grab?

0:47:550:47:59

Families, you have five seconds to write down your answers.

0:47:590:48:02

Don't forget, it's going to be quite difficult for the monkey.

0:48:020:48:06

After he's spun around, his balance will be all over the shop.

0:48:060:48:09

OK. Write down your answer.

0:48:090:48:12

We're about to stop the chimp. In three, two, one. Stop the chimp!

0:48:120:48:18

OK. Chimp, go, go, go!

0:48:180:48:21

This way. This way.

0:48:210:48:24

This way!

0:48:240:48:25

Over there. On your feet, chimp. On your feet!

0:48:250:48:30

On your feet!

0:48:320:48:34

LAUGHTER

0:48:340:48:37

You've got to pick them up, chimp! Pick up the Yorkshire puddings!

0:48:400:48:45

KLAXON

0:48:450:48:47

Time is up. Stop, stop. Mark, come and help us.

0:48:470:48:51

OK, chimp, come over here. How many have you got? Wow.

0:48:520:48:55

Pretty busy chimp. Let's see how many you've got. Here we go.

0:48:550:48:59

Give me the Yorkshire puddings, you crazy monkey!

0:48:590:49:03

We've got one, we've got two.

0:49:030:49:06

CHEERING

0:49:060:49:09

So, the Birds. What was your guess? Tell us.

0:49:090:49:14

-Nine.

-Nine!

0:49:140:49:16

Interesting. The Brophys?

0:49:160:49:18

-Seven.

-Seven!

0:49:180:49:20

Which means, the Brophys, you are the closest, you get the points.

0:49:200:49:24

Congratulations.

0:49:240:49:25

CHEERING

0:49:250:49:28

OK, so that means the Brophys are in the lead. Interesting.

0:49:280:49:33

It's time to ask The Big Question.

0:49:330:49:36

OK, so the Birds, you need to win this round to stay in the game.

0:49:450:49:48

It's time for the big question.

0:49:480:49:51

Mark, he's not a bad-looking chap, but he's got a bit of a big head.

0:49:510:49:56

Yes, Mr Rhodes reckons that he's a better-looking version of this guy.

0:49:560:50:01

Yes, that's American Idol host and full-time dreamboat, Ryan Seacrest.

0:50:020:50:08

But, the big question is,

0:50:080:50:10

what percentage of the Wind Up studio audience agreed with Mark?

0:50:100:50:15

OK, families, please write down your answer.

0:50:150:50:18

We were once filming in America

0:50:210:50:22

and somebody did come up you in the street and say,

0:50:220:50:25

"Are you Ryan Seacrest?"

0:50:250:50:27

-They did.

-OK, families, time is up. I need you to write down your answer.

0:50:280:50:34

The Birds, this is a big moment for you. Tell us your answer.

0:50:340:50:37

45%.

0:50:370:50:39

45%...

0:50:390:50:41

AUDIENCE GROANS

0:50:410:50:42

The Brophys, tell us your answer.

0:50:420:50:45

-30.

-30%. AUDIENCE GROANS

0:50:450:50:49

OK. The nearest to it wins.

0:50:490:50:51

I can tell you the actual percentage of studio audience

0:50:510:50:55

who thought Mark was better-looking than Ryan Seacrest...

0:50:550:50:59

..is 65%

0:51:000:51:02

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:020:51:04

Which means, the Bird family, you get the point which also means

0:51:040:51:08

we have a tie-break situation on our hands.

0:51:080:51:11

In fact, it's a Telepathic Tie-break situation. Run the sting.

0:51:140:51:19

OK, so, as we can't separate today's teams, we are going to find out

0:51:250:51:30

which of our families has the best connection with Mark.

0:51:300:51:33

In other words, which family can almost read his mind.

0:51:330:51:37

I am going to ask Mark a question

0:51:370:51:39

which he absolutely knows the answer to.

0:51:390:51:41

Both of our families will try and fish that answer

0:51:410:51:44

from out of his tiny, little brain by the power of telepathy.

0:51:440:51:49

Whichever family is closest, will win Mark.

0:51:490:51:52

Mark, come and join me over here. Mark Rhodes, everybody.

0:51:520:51:55

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:51:550:51:56

-All right? Good.

-Yeah, I am, actually.

0:52:030:52:05

Here comes your question.

0:52:050:52:07

How many episodes of CBBC quiz show, Copycats, have we recorded?

0:52:070:52:13

Now, Mark, think about the answer

0:52:130:52:16

and transmit it through the airwaves to the families.

0:52:160:52:20

OK, families, look into his eyes. Send the answer to them.

0:52:200:52:24

OK, once you've got the answer, guys, write it down.

0:52:240:52:29

Send it to them, Mark.

0:52:330:52:36

Time's up. Our families have written down their answers,

0:52:360:52:40

How many episodes of CBBC quiz show, Copycats, have we recorded?

0:52:400:52:44

-Mark, what's the answer?

-The answer, Sam, is 120.

0:52:440:52:49

-Interesting.

-Yeah.

0:52:490:52:51

So, the Birds, tell us your answer?

0:52:510:52:56

17.

0:52:570:52:59

LAUGHTER

0:52:590:53:00

Not that close and not too telepathic.

0:53:000:53:03

Copycats is on all the time!

0:53:030:53:06

-OK.

-Oh, no.

-The Brophys.

0:53:060:53:09

To win, closest wins.

0:53:090:53:12

Higher than 17, the Brophys could be getting the trophy.

0:53:130:53:18

-What's your answer?

-45.

0:53:180:53:20

45! Which means you are the winners and you have won Mr Mark Rhodes.

0:53:200:53:26

Get yourself over there, Mark.

0:53:260:53:28

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:53:280:53:31

Commiserations to the Bird family. Have you had a good day, guys?

0:53:310:53:34

We have, lovely.

0:53:340:53:36

Nick, you did a cracking job with Dad On The Wheel.

0:53:360:53:39

You won loads of prizes. Give it up for the Bird family!

0:53:390:53:42

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:53:420:53:45

The Brophys, congratulations, you have won your trophy.

0:53:450:53:49

You go and get yourself in position, Mark, show them the way.

0:53:510:53:55

OK, so, that is it. A big thank you to all the stars on today's show.

0:53:550:53:59

Danny, Anthony, Alice, Rowan and George and, of course, WAiNE.

0:53:590:54:03

All that's left for me to say is, Brophys, do with him what you wish.

0:54:030:54:07

Just make sure he's back in one piece for the next show. Off you go. Bye!

0:54:070:54:12

I'll miss him. I miss him.

0:54:160:54:19

Right now, ladies and gentlemen, let's end this show with a band.

0:54:190:54:22

This is a Cover Drive with Twilight.

0:54:220:54:25

# Twilight

0:54:270:54:28

# I'm in this twilight

0:54:280:54:31

# I'm loving this twi-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li

0:54:310:54:34

# Twilight

0:54:340:54:37

# Baby

0:54:480:54:50

# I've known it for a long, long time

0:54:500:54:53

# I never thought that we would find

0:54:530:54:55

# What we're holding in our hands

0:54:550:54:58

# Lately

0:54:580:55:00

# I've been thinking got to make you mine

0:55:000:55:03

# Been thinking that we're sure to find

0:55:030:55:06

# What we are What we are

0:55:060:55:08

# Oh, oh

0:55:080:55:10

# But you know

0:55:100:55:11

# I love to be in control

0:55:110:55:14

# Personally, I don't know what to do

0:55:140:55:17

# I'm losing it over you

0:55:170:55:20

# Oh-oh Ooh, love, ooh, love

0:55:200:55:22

# When you say my name

0:55:220:55:25

# I can feel the flame getting stronger

0:55:250:55:29

# Oh, let me hear you say

0:55:290:55:30

# Ooh, love, ooh, love

0:55:300:55:33

# We both feel the same

0:55:330:55:36

# And I can't play this game any longer

0:55:360:55:39

# I fall in love in this twilight

0:55:390:55:43

# I'm loving this twilight

0:55:430:55:46

# I'm loving this twi-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li

0:55:460:55:49

# Twilight

0:55:490:55:52

# Closer

0:55:520:55:54

# I love it when you lean in close

0:55:540:55:57

# You touch my heart like you don't know

0:55:570:55:59

# Let me show you, let me show you

0:55:590:56:02

# Now, you know I love to be in control

0:56:020:56:07

# Personally, I don't know what to do

0:56:070:56:10

# I'm losing it over you

0:56:100:56:13

# Ooh, love, ooh, love

0:56:130:56:16

# When you say my name

0:56:160:56:18

# I can feel the flame getting stronger

0:56:180:56:21

# Oh, let me hear you say

0:56:210:56:24

# Ooh, love, ooh, love

0:56:240:56:27

# We both feel the same

0:56:270:56:29

# And I can't play this game any longer

0:56:290:56:32

# Oh, boy, I'm loving this twilight

0:56:320:56:35

# I'm loving this twilight

0:56:350:56:39

# I'm loving this twi-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li

0:56:390:56:43

# Twilight

0:56:430:56:45

# Hey, girl, I think about you all the time

0:56:450:56:48

# I love your smile and the way that you shine

0:56:480:56:51

# Wondering how I'm gonna make you mine

0:56:510:56:53

# When it turns to night I will make you right

0:56:530:56:56

# So many things that we think to say

0:56:560:56:59

# Held in my heart for a day like today

0:56:590:57:01

# I wanna hold you till the light fades away

0:57:010:57:04

# I wanna hold you till the light fades away

0:57:040:57:07

# Ooh, love, ooh, love

0:57:070:57:09

# When you say my name

0:57:090:57:11

# I can feel the flame getting stronger

0:57:110:57:16

# Oh, let me hear you say

0:57:160:57:17

# Ooh, love, ooh, love

0:57:170:57:20

# We both feel the same

0:57:200:57:22

# I can't play this game any longer

0:57:220:57:26

# Oh, boy, I'm loving the twilight

0:57:260:57:30

# I'm loving this twilight

0:57:300:57:32

# I'm loving this twi-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li

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# Twilight

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# I'm loving this twilight

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# I'm loving this twilight

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# I'm loving this twi-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li-li

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# Twlight

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# Twilight. #

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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E-mail [email protected]

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