Episode 9 Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up


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# Wind me up, put me down

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# Start me up and watch me go

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# Cos it's easy Once you know how it's done

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# You can't stop now It's already begun. #

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Ladies and gentlemen, he's Barnsley's finest export

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and he's Wolverhampton's... He's from Wolverhampton!

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It's Sam and Mark.

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APPLAUSE

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BOTH: Come on!

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He's up there. He's up there.

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-He's up there!

-Give me a hug!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Did you have a hug then?

-I did. Welcome to the weekend.

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APPLAUSE

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Put on your seatbelt, hold on tight.

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Tonight's show could get a little rocky.

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HORN BLARES

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We have got so many surprises crammed into today's show,

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it scares me.

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-It scares me too.

-For example, we have got a surprise

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-for two members of this audience.

-Oooh!

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We've taken our hidden cameras on the road stitching people up.

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Check this out.

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-What's your name?

-Olivia.

-Nice to meet you, I'm Bethany.

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If you look after yourself every day, you'll be as beautiful as I am.

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I'm making a mess. I'll just do your thumb first.

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You are freaking her out. She's saying "help" to her mum.

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APPLAUSE

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If you want to find out why Sam was scaring

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the life out of people, keep watching.

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And we've only got Pixie Lott on the show.

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APPLAUSE

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We'll be catching up with Pixie Lott later

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and she'll perform her single All About Tonight.

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This is a show with a surprise around the corner.

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No-one is safe especially in this audience.

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Ooh!

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All right?

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-OK. I would like to speak to you, Georgia.

-Hello.

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-Are you all right?

-Yes, thank you.

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I've heard that your dad likes to bust a few moves on the dancefloor.

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-Is this true?

-Yes.

-Right, are those moves any good at all?

-No.

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-Are they embarrassing?

-Yes.

-Where is your dad today?

-At work.

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To tell you the truth, I've got hold of your dad's mobile number.

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-Why don't we give him a buzz? Have a bit of a chinwag.

-OK.

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I'll just get his number.

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PHONE RINGING

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-'Hello.'

-Is that Georgia's dad, Darren?

-'Yeah, hello, Sam.'

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-Hiya! Where are you?

-'Backstage.'

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What are you doing backstage, Darren?

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'I'm getting ready to do a bit of dancing in front of the nation.'

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Put the phone down and do your thing.

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Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Georgia's dad.

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APPLAUSE

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MUSIC: "Intergalactic" by Beastie Boys

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Are you all right? Oi! Hey!

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Oh, that was amazing! That was amazing! Are you powered up now?

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-Powered up!

-Georgia, what did you think of that?

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-It was terrible.

-Georgia, don't worry,

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we are going to give your dad the chance to redeem himself.

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And it's in a non-robotic way. Dad, go and get yourself ready.

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Georgia, come with me, it's time to play Dad On A Wheel.

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APPLAUSE

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Georgia, are you ready

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-to see your dad as you've never seen him before?

-I think so.

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Studio audience, are YOU ready

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to see Georgia's dad as YOU'VE never seen him before?

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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In that case, everyone in the Wind-Up studio audience

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please give it up for Dad On A Wheel!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Looking good, Dad. How are you feeling?

-I'm fine, thank, you, Sam.

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You look great.

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As you can see, we have a Dad On The Wheel, ready for rotation.

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Now, if Dad lands on Dad, he'll win himself a prize. That'd be nice.

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-Fantastic.

-If he lands on Audience, he will be winning

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a prize for our entire audience. CHEERING

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-And if Dad lands on Star, Georgia wins a prize.

-Yes!

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You cheer, but Georgia, you have to answer a question correctly.

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-Landing on...

-# Gold! #

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..is good.

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Red, however...is bad.

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Yep, if Dad lands on red,

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he will be coming face to face with the Foaminator!

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That's right! Georgia, come on over!

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This week's Foaminator is Georgia's granddad, Roger. How are you doing?

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Well done, Roger. Lovely to see you, Roger.

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-Georgia, did you know that in his spare time, he's a Foaminator?

-No.

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Now, Granddad, if Dad lands on Red,

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you have to foam him right in the face.

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Yep. No problem.

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After we've got over that initial shock,

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-we'll get out of the line of fire. Georgia, are you ready?

-I think so.

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In that case, here we go, loads of prizes, no big deal, come on, Sam...

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turn that big wheel! OK, here we go!

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# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it

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# I like to move it, move it you like to...move it

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# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it

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# I like to move it, move it you like to...move it. #

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CHEERING

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He's landed on Foam, I can't believe it! On the first one!

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OK, Foaminator, get yourself in position. Dad, are you ready?

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-Dad's ready.

-I'm going to stand behind here. Granddad, after three.

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One, two, three!

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All right, is that it? Lovely! Granddad, come on over.

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High five, Granddad. Yeah! How are you feeling, Dad?

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Foam-tastic!

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We've got two more spins. Here we go with the second one.

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# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it

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# I like to move it, move it you like to...move it

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# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it. #

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CHEERING

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It's landed on Dad, which means you've won a prize.

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Let's see what it is. It's a hammock, modelled by Joe McElderry!

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Hey, it's what every dad wants these days!

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OK, Dad, you've got one more spin.

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-Feeling OK?

-Feeling good.

-Here we go.

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# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it

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# I like to move it, move it you like to...move it

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# I like to move it, move it I like to move it, move it. #

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CHEERING

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It's landed on Foam again, would you believe it?!

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-Granddad, would you believe it?

-No.

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OK, Foaminator, get yourself in position. You know what to do.

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After three. One, two, three!

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CHEERING

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OK, nice work. Nice work, Roger.

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Lovely stuff. So that means at the end of Dad On A Wheel,

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you got foamed twice by Roger, our Foaminator,

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also known as Georgia's granddad, and you won a hammock.

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-That's nice.

-Thank you.

-Lovely!

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I can't believe I just said that! Give it up for our Dad

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and a massive thank you to Georgia's granddad, Roger.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Georgia, is it true you're a massive fan of The Saturdays?

-Huge.

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Well, they are massive fans of you as well! Check this out!

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Hi, Georgia. It's The Saturdays.

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We've heard you're a massive fan of us. We're a big fan of you too!

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If you're getting this message, it means you've been embarrassed

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by your dad and he's strapped to a wheel, covered in foam.

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That's the kind of crazy thing that happens on Wind-Up.

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Enjoy the rest of the show and we'll see you soon. Bye!

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CHEERING

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Thank you.

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It's a pleasure. That's not all.

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They've also signed a load of Saturdays goodies for you.

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Check this out. Look! All to you!

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-Thank you.

-It's a pleasure. No problem whatsoever. Are you happy?

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-You look happy!

-That's just the kind of thing that we do around here.

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The excitement doesn't stop there. You and your family are going

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-to play Win The Presenter. It's almost too much to take!

-It is!

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Come here, love!

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Saturday surprises, dancing dads, faces of foam,

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it's the craziness that goes on and that's just the tip of the iceberg.

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Let's take a look at what else is in store.

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Sam and Mark hit the road with their covert cameras

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for another game of In Yer Face.

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Don't move a muscle cos it's coming right up!

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Watch out cos the finger of fun is on the loose and someone's in

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for a shock as they discover they're the victim

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of a thieving monkey! We're going to be catching up

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with Pixie Lott and we've got a surprise in store for her.

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Hey, it's what we do here on Wind-Up!

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Oh, yes, siree. There's a lot of good stuff coming up on today's show,

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-starting from like...now!

-Yes. Ladies and gentlemen,

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give it up for a couple of friends of ours. It's Maggie and Olivia.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Yes! Yes!

-Ah!

-Ah! How are you doing, guys?

-Good.

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-Lovely to have you on the show. Yes.

-Very lovely.

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You might recognise these guys from another one

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of our smash hit shows, TMi Friday. Let's check them out.

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Yep, there's Maggie and Olivia, along with a massive balloon.

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They really were good TMi-ers.

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Yep, I think it's fair to say, a good time was had by all.

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-Good times! Good times!

-After hanging out with us on the show,

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-did you ever think our paths would cross again?

-No.

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-But our paths did cross again, didn't they?

-Yes.

-They did.

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In a big way. We decided that these girls were perfect candidates

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for our hidden camera game, In Yer Face, for two reasons.

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One - we knew where they lived

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and what they liked doing in their spare time.

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This meant we could go to those places and set up hidden cameras.

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Two - they would recognise us if we bumped into them in the street.

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That's essential in order for our game to work.

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Our mission was to spend a whole day in their lives

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without being recognised.

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I think we should take a look and see what happened.

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-Maggie, say the magic words.

-Roll VT!

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Another chilled day in Chiswick.

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But then we showed up.

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We're here to get in someone's face.

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we're going to get in the face of these two.

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-I'm taking Maggie.

-And I'm taking Olivia.

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The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

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We've got loads of disguises to help us out.

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And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

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But if they uncover our true identity

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and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it is game over.

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Let's get ready to rumble! Round one - Fishermen.

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Can Sam and Mark go fishing without being caught themselves?

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Let's find out. First up, Mark.

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Mark, can you hear me?

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-I'm receiving you loud and clear.

-Good. You look like a garden gnome!

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I feel a bit like a garden gnome! I'm not going to lie to you.

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Here are the rules for round number one.

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Maggie will be coming down by where you're fishing.

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She's having a walk, so you need to carry on fishing.

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Act like maybe you've caught something big

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and maybe just say a little hello to her.

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-OK, no worries.

-If she says, "You're Mark from Sam and Mark", you're out,

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-right at the first hurdle.

-I know the rules of the game.

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Isn't that them up the top?

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Ah!

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I think she's laughing at you. I don't blame her. I would be too!

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She can't take her eyes off you. I don't think she's got an idea.

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I haven't got a bite yet. No.

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She's getting closer. She's getting closer.

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It's an old trick.

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He's got his welly! What an idiot!

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Mark, this is the longest first hit ever.

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-She might rumble you if you keep her waiting.

-OK.

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That's enough fishing for today me thinks. See you soon. Bye.

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He's leaving.

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-That was good.

-That took ages!

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-Brilliant.

-This is a rubbish bait!

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-I didn't get any fish. She didn't have a clue.

-Game on. My turn.

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What a plonker! Next up, it's Sam.

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I don't want to rub it in or anything but I'm 1-0 up

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and if you get found out here, I've won and it's a very early bath,

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so you may as well go for a swim in that late.

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You've just broke your rod. Here she comes, Sam, good luck.

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Hello. Can you believe this?

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I fish here every day for 20 years and I break my rod.

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-Break my rod!

-She's looking at you really weirdly.

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Even her Mum is saying, "Let's walk away from this mad head!"

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She ain't got a clue. She just thinks you're weird.

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-I think you sabotaged me.

-No.

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-I think you unwound a screw in my rod.

-I did not.

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-I'm just a lot better at fishing than you.

-Did she suspect anything?

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Absolutely nothing at all. Game on then. Round two.

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It is game on. It's neck and neck.

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Right, next step, can these two jokers pretend to be an OAP,

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ask for directions to the WC without their target making a positive ID?

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Let's see. Who writes this rubbish?

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Anyway, go on, Mark! Show us how it's done.

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-Looking good, mate.

-Feeling good, dude.

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It's one-all at the minute and the girls don't suspect a thing.

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So here we go. For round two, what you're going to do is pretend,

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obviously, to be an old man on your mobility scooter.

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-You need to ask her where the toilet is.

-Piece of cake.

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And remember, as usual, if she says, "You're Mark", it's all over.

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That's not going to happen, mate. Not on this one. Definitely not.

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-She ain't got a clue.

-Here she comes.

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Excuse me, do you know where the toilets are please?

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-Toilets?

-I'm busting.

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She's got no idea.

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I've just come from up there.

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Is that that way? All right. Thanks very much, love.

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Have a nice day.

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No idea.

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She is the politest child in the entire world.

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She's got no idea. You can tell in her face. She's got no idea.

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-You're in this for the long haul, mate.

-Get in!

-I need to up my game.

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Snakes and ladders, this is good stuff.

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Mark takes a 2-1 lead. Up next, Sam.

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You do realise that I'm 2-1 in the lead.

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If she does get you on this one, it's game over. It's game over.

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Yes, I understand this. I understand the rules of this game.

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Here she comes.

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Excuse me. Excuse me, love.

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I don't suppose you know where the nearest toilet is, do you?

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Round there?

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That cafe.

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So just round there? OK. Thank you. Sorry.

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I had corned beef hash for my tea last night

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and it's not doing any good for my tummy.

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-Thanks very much, love.

-That's good.

-Thanks, love.

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2-2.

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-Get in!

-She did look at me a little strange, I must admit.

-I wonder why?

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Well, just every day this, isn't it? Next one, come on. Let's do it!

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2-2. There's nothing between them.

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APPLAUSE

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All right, OK, first thing's first, girls.

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Do you see many fishermen that look like garden gnomes where you live?

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-No.

-It's funny that!

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My dodgy accent? Did that raise any suspicions?

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Not the accent, really. It was just...

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You looked really young from far away

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and then you had a beard to the floor.

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-That is strange.

-Well, round two saw the oldies come out to have a party.

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-Maggie, did I make a believable granddad?

-Yes.

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I thought it was an old man again. I don't know. I'm really gullible!

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My little cousin was like, "Isn't that Mark?"

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-And I was like, "No it's not, why would he be here?"

-Interesting.

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-Gullible and we're great actors.

-Well, I wouldn't go that far!

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So that left things finely poised at two apiece.

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What we needed was to get in your face a little bit more.

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-So, Olivia, do what you've got to do.

-Roll VT.

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APPLAUSE

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Can these two chancers

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pretend they are politicians from the completely made-up IYF party?

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Let battle commence!

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Dude, you look amazing.

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I feel like we've gone back in time to the '70s.

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For this third challenge,

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you need to pretend to be a politician, hence the outfit.

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You need to knock on Maggie's door

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and you need to tell her about your party and what you believe in,

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and then hand her a leaflet at the end of it.

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OK, understood. And it will be done.

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Let's pump it up, get right in her face when you hand her that leaflet.

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You're preaching to the converted here.

0:20:380:20:41

-I always do my job, it's you that's fluffing your lines.

-You are.

0:20:410:20:45

-Are you nervous? Here we go.

-Good afternoon, I'm from the IYF party.

0:20:500:20:55

If you would like to find out who we really are,

0:20:550:20:58

if you want to see us uncover our identity

0:20:580:21:01

or come face-to-face with the truth...

0:21:010:21:04

..then I was wondering if you would like a leaflet?

0:21:060:21:09

-Do you want to know some of what we do in the party?

-Yeah.

0:21:090:21:14

This is very important. Erm, I Yes Feel. That's what it means.

0:21:140:21:22

I Yes Feel?!

0:21:220:21:24

That's what we stand for. Find out who we really are...

0:21:240:21:27

-Uncover the truth...

-And come face-to-face with the truth.

0:21:270:21:31

Is that OK? All right, thank you very, very much.

0:21:310:21:34

-Thank you for your time.

-Thank you.

-Thank you very much.

-I Yes Feel?!

0:21:340:21:40

I Yes Feel! It means In Yer Face! It was all very cryptic.

0:21:430:21:47

The best you could come up with is I Yes Feel?!

0:21:470:21:50

LAUGHTER

0:21:500:21:52

What a rubbish party! I'm not voting for you!

0:21:520:21:54

Shut up! It's your turn now, mate. You're in serious trouble, brother.

0:21:540:22:00

I Yes Feel?! What a load of cobblers. Right, come on, Sam.

0:22:000:22:05

It's 3-2 to my good self.

0:22:050:22:08

You've got to pretend to be a politician for the IYF party

0:22:080:22:12

-and you've got to put on your poshest accent.

-Okily-dokily.

0:22:120:22:15

POSH VOICE: Hello.

0:22:220:22:24

I'm from the IYF party,

0:22:260:22:29

I was wondering if you'd mind taking one of our leaflets

0:22:290:22:33

and putting it in your lovely front window here

0:22:330:22:35

so everybody can see that you will vote for the IYF?

0:22:350:22:40

Is that OK? Thank you very much.

0:22:420:22:45

If you don't mind sticking it there, that'd be great. Thank you.

0:22:450:22:49

All the best, have a lovely day. Goodbye.

0:22:490:22:52

-I can't believe that!

-I hope she sticks it in the window!

0:22:560:23:00

-OK, three-all.

-Excellent.

-All right.

-Let's go.

0:23:000:23:04

Right to the end, brother. Right to the end.

0:23:040:23:09

So, Sam pulls it back to three apiece.

0:23:090:23:11

It's time for round four - Manicure. Can Sam and...

0:23:110:23:14

Hang fire, who are these two lookers?

0:23:140:23:17

Crikey, what an absolutely cracking couple of birds. Off you go, love.

0:23:170:23:21

-You look beautiful.

-Five o'clock shadow's starting to appear.

0:23:210:23:26

If she doesn't recognise a woman with a beard, there's something wrong.

0:23:260:23:30

This is the fourth challenge, the big one, Mark.

0:23:300:23:34

You're dressed as a woman, you've got a beard,

0:23:340:23:36

being a beautician,

0:23:360:23:38

so when Maggie comes in, she's going to sit down with you,

0:23:380:23:42

so help get her nails looking nice, talk to her about her nails

0:23:420:23:45

and tell her if she looks after herself

0:23:450:23:48

-she'll be as beautiful as you.

-Wow, OK, I'll try my best,

0:23:480:23:52

but it'll be pretty difficult to look as beautiful as me.

0:23:520:23:56

The target has been spotted. Best of luck, mate.

0:23:580:24:02

If you sit here,

0:24:020:24:04

we've got a trainee who's going to paint your nails today.

0:24:040:24:08

Are you all right, Maggie?

0:24:090:24:12

SAM LAUGHS

0:24:130:24:14

I am!

0:24:140:24:17

-Rumbled!

-Oh, wow.

0:24:170:24:19

Was it the beard? I can't believe it!

0:24:190:24:22

Maggie, well done, high five! All right, when did you know it was me?

0:24:220:24:26

Just when you turned, I saw the beard.

0:24:260:24:28

The beard, five o'clock shadow. I knew I should've had a shave today.

0:24:280:24:33

We've been playing a game, Maggie, me and Sam,

0:24:330:24:35

a game called In Yer Face.

0:24:350:24:38

-You know the fisherman that looked like a gnome this morning?

-Yeah...

0:24:380:24:42

That was me.

0:24:420:24:43

The one that was asking you good morning and everything,

0:24:430:24:47

and you know the old-age pensioner who asked you where the toilet was?

0:24:470:24:52

That was me.

0:24:520:24:53

What you don't know is that Sam has been playing the same game

0:24:530:24:57

-with your friend Olivia.

-Really?

0:24:570:24:59

Yes. And, thanks to you knowing that I've got a beard

0:24:590:25:03

and I am Mark from Sam and Mark, he's got a chance of winning,

0:25:030:25:07

so we're going to find out whether Olivia will spot Sam

0:25:070:25:11

in this very salon.

0:25:110:25:13

Marks failure means the game is there for Sam to win.

0:25:130:25:17

A big moment for the little man.

0:25:170:25:19

If you don't get found out, you've won the game,

0:25:190:25:22

so this is very, very important.

0:25:220:25:25

You've got to do Olivia's nails.

0:25:250:25:27

I hope you're running scared, Rhodesy. You're out of the game.

0:25:270:25:31

I can take a diplomatic draw, but the way you're dressed,

0:25:310:25:34

if you beat me, I don't think I'll live this down.

0:25:340:25:38

Good look, mate. I mean that.

0:25:400:25:43

Hello, darling, how you doing? You all right?

0:25:450:25:49

What's your name, darling?

0:25:490:25:51

Olivia, nice to meet you, Olivia. I'm Bethany.

0:25:510:25:55

You're going to get your nails done today, yeah?

0:25:550:25:58

I can't believe she hasn't got him. He's got tattoos!

0:25:580:26:01

If you look after yourself every day... Look at me, I'm beautiful.

0:26:010:26:06

So if you look after yourself every day, you'll be as beautiful as I am.

0:26:060:26:11

How she's not getting you, I do not know.

0:26:110:26:13

I'm making a right mess of this.

0:26:130:26:16

Here we go. Let me do your thumb first, darling.

0:26:160:26:19

You are seriously freaking her out. She's saying "help" to her mum.

0:26:190:26:24

There you go. I'm sorry it's not a brilliant job.

0:26:240:26:27

-Is that all right?

-Yeah.

0:26:270:26:29

OK, well that's it, then, thank you very much, darling.

0:26:290:26:32

-I can't believe this, I've lost again.

-Bye!

0:26:320:26:36

You have lost again, which means Sam is the winner!

0:26:380:26:42

APPLAUSE

0:26:420:26:45

Right, first of all, Olivia, I know I make a terrifying looking woman,

0:26:460:26:51

but I can't believe you were so scared that you shouted for help!

0:26:510:26:57

-What was going through your mind at that point?

-Run!

0:26:570:27:00

LAUGHTER

0:27:000:27:02

I don't blame you, to be fair. Good answer.

0:27:020:27:04

Well, I did get away with it,

0:27:040:27:06

-so I'm happy cos I won the game!

-Yes, yeah, well done.

0:27:060:27:10

APPLAUSE

0:27:100:27:12

Yes, sadly, Maggie, you recognised me. What gave me away?

0:27:120:27:18

-Your beard!

-That'll do it!

0:27:180:27:21

And I'm sorry, I've just got to bring this up one final time,

0:27:210:27:25

-I Yes Feel!

-It's something that we should all live by.

-Really?!

0:27:250:27:30

-I don't think so! That was Mark Rhodes at his best.

-Or worst!

-Yeah!

0:27:300:27:35

I'm sure you'll all agree they've been fantastic sports.

0:27:350:27:38

-Give it up for Maggie and Olivia!

-Well done, girls.

0:27:380:27:42

APPLAUSE

0:27:420:27:44

There'll be more In Yer Face through the series.

0:27:440:27:47

You're probably thinking this show can't get crazier.

0:27:470:27:50

You're wrong, because we've got all this before the end of the show.

0:27:500:27:54

Pixie Lott is in the Wind-Up studio.

0:27:540:27:57

She's going to be giving us all the goss

0:27:570:27:59

and performing her No 1 single, All About Tonight.

0:27:590:28:02

The Finger Of Fun is poised and ready

0:28:040:28:06

to pick out two members of this

0:28:060:28:08

studio audience for today's Prize Surprise.

0:28:080:28:13

And they're red, they mess with your head and you wouldn't wear them in bed.

0:28:130:28:16

-Yes, it's the Underpants Of Chaos!

-And they're heading your way soon.

0:28:160:28:23

As well as all those reasons to keep watching,

0:28:230:28:25

you might want to stay tuned to find out why Mark's pet chimp is

0:28:250:28:28

practising his driving skills on a mobility scooter.

0:28:280:28:32

Ooh, that doesn't look good! His helmet fell off as well.

0:28:320:28:34

And you see these two lads here?

0:28:340:28:36

That is Ben and Ryan.

0:28:360:28:38

And they're just seconds away from an almighty surprise

0:28:380:28:41

and get this - they don't know anything about it.

0:28:410:28:43

-KNOCK AT DOOR

-Ooh, the door!

-The door. Lovely! That's nice.

0:28:430:28:47

It's the Finger Of Fun. Yeah!

0:28:470:28:49

Now, if you're new to Wind-Up and you don't know what the Finger Of Fun is all about,

0:28:510:28:54

he's in charge of finding someone who is fun, someone who is fun in this studio audience!

0:28:540:29:00

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:000:29:03

Finger Of Fun, it's up to you, find us a kid, but preferably two!

0:29:040:29:09

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:29:090:29:11

Who's it going to be?

0:29:190:29:20

Look at all these waving arms.

0:29:210:29:23

Hello!

0:29:230:29:25

It could be you.

0:29:250:29:27

Oh!

0:29:270:29:29

All right. The Finger has spoken and it looks like it's double trouble.

0:29:340:29:38

What are your names, Ben and Ryan?

0:29:380:29:41

OK, Ben and Ryan, get yourselves down here,

0:29:410:29:45

because it's time to have some fun, it's time for the Prize Surprise!

0:29:450:29:49

-All right, lads, how are you both?

-Fine.

-Are you enjoying the show?

0:29:590:30:04

-Yes.

-Awesome.

-Who are you here with today?

0:30:040:30:06

Our mum, our dad, aunt and our older brother, Jamie.

0:30:060:30:10

Oh, nice to see you.

0:30:100:30:13

It's like rent a crowd in there. Fantastic.

0:30:130:30:16

To be honest, lads, we already knew that.

0:30:160:30:19

That is not the only thing we know.

0:30:190:30:20

For example, we know that you, Ben, you have a pretty snazzy bedroom.

0:30:200:30:25

Check this out.

0:30:250:30:27

That, my friend, is out of this world.

0:30:300:30:33

All right, and, Ryan,

0:30:330:30:34

your bedroom is a little bit tasty also. Check this out.

0:30:340:30:38

-Nice.

-Wow.

-I tell you what,

0:30:380:30:40

when it comes to bedroom rooms, that is Premier League.

0:30:400:30:43

High five! Bring it! I love that.

0:30:430:30:45

Now, do you know why we know so much about your bedrooms?

0:30:450:30:47

Because they came around the house?

0:30:470:30:50

-Because we came round your house?

-Hey he's a spark plug.

0:30:500:30:54

Well, we didn't go round your house.

0:30:540:30:56

But earlier in the week when you guys went out

0:30:560:30:58

we sent someone around your house to have a mooch around.

0:30:580:31:02

And that certain person was Mark's pet chimp.

0:31:020:31:06

Guys, you might want to take a look at this.

0:31:060:31:09

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:31:230:31:26

Yes, as you can see, chimp got up to a bit of monkey business

0:31:260:31:29

and he's only gone and nicked a load of stuff from your rooms.

0:31:290:31:33

-What? Oh!

-Oh!

0:31:330:31:35

I know lads, but don't worry, because he's brought the stuff back into the Wind-Up studio.

0:31:350:31:40

But because he's a right mischievous chimp,

0:31:400:31:43

he's hidden a load of possessions behind these doors.

0:31:430:31:48

Right, there are 12 items in total and each item is part of a pair.

0:31:480:31:52

-Find a pair, win a prize. It's as easy as that.

-Let us demonstrate.

0:31:520:31:56

If I opened door No 1, I would find myself... Oh, a trophy!

0:31:560:32:01

-Who's trophy is that?

-Mine.

0:32:010:32:04

Nice.

0:32:040:32:06

Well, if we open door No 6...

0:32:060:32:08

Oh, we have got ourselves a mask. Whose is that?

0:32:090:32:12

I don't know!

0:32:120:32:14

-Oh, no, we have gone to the wrong house.

-Oh, no.

0:32:140:32:17

This is not going to work.

0:32:170:32:18

Well, let me just say that it's not a match.

0:32:180:32:21

So we'd close them doors, wouldn't we?

0:32:210:32:24

-Do you understand the rules?

-Yes.

-Excellent. In that case,

0:32:240:32:27

can we have 60 seconds on the clock, please?

0:32:270:32:30

Ben and Ryan, best of luck, choose a pair, pick a number.

0:32:300:32:33

-1 and 4.

-1 and 4 OK.

0:32:330:32:35

1 and over here...

0:32:350:32:38

Oh, a lamp.

0:32:380:32:40

-A lamp it is not a match.

-2 and 8.

-2 and 8.

0:32:400:32:45

OK, 2 and 8 - we've got a hat

0:32:450:32:46

and then we have got... Oh, a teddy of some kind.

0:32:460:32:49

-Pick another pair.

-7 and 10.

-7 and 10.

0:32:490:32:53

Oh, where is it? I'm really slow.

0:32:530:32:56

-A hat and then a trophy.

-Think about it, lads.

0:32:560:32:59

-1 and 10.

-1 and 10.

0:32:590:33:03

We have got a trophy and we have got another trophy.

0:33:030:33:07

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:33:070:33:08

-9 and 7.

-9 and 7.

0:33:080:33:11

Where's 9? That's not 9!

0:33:110:33:14

OK. Oh, it's a lamp.

0:33:140:33:16

-9 and 4.

-9 and 4.

0:33:160:33:18

Oh, 9 and 4.

0:33:180:33:21

-Oh, I'm too old for this! Yeah.

-Another one.

0:33:210:33:26

-8 and 5.

-8 and 5.

0:33:260:33:28

Teddy, teddy, teddy... and a Teddy!

0:33:280:33:32

-7 and 6.

-7 and 6 .

0:33:320:33:36

We have got yes and we have got... Ooh.

0:33:360:33:38

-Oh, no.

-That final one's not a match.

0:33:380:33:41

Oh, wow! Can I have a drink or something?

0:33:410:33:43

OK, I can confirm at the end of that, you matched three pairs.

0:33:450:33:50

Which means you have won three prizes each from the Wind-Up Prize Snatch.

0:33:500:33:54

But the drama doesn't end there. In fact, it's only just begun

0:33:570:34:01

because we're about to hit you with some good news,

0:34:010:34:04

but we're also about to hit you with some bad news.

0:34:040:34:07

The good news is that you could now win today's star prize...

0:34:070:34:10

a ping-pong table!

0:34:100:34:12

There it is.

0:34:120:34:14

Mark playing earlier in the week.

0:34:140:34:16

-I lost.

-Yeah, you lost.

0:34:160:34:19

SAM LAUGHS

0:34:190:34:21

Now, the bad news is, and you really will not believe this,

0:34:210:34:24

that naughty chimp has run off with the ping-pong bats and balls

0:34:240:34:28

and he's hidden them somewhere in the studio audience.

0:34:280:34:31

He's so naughty.

0:34:330:34:35

OK, now, as we've already established,

0:34:350:34:37

chimp loves playing games so he's going to help us find that prize

0:34:370:34:41

by playing a rather unique version of Hot Or Cold.

0:34:410:34:44

Come on out, Chimpy!

0:34:440:34:46

# I predict a riot... #

0:34:460:34:48

APPLAUSE

0:34:480:34:52

# I predict a riot

0:34:520:34:54

# I predict a riot. #

0:34:540:34:57

All right, all right. OK, guys, this is how it's going to work.

0:34:570:35:02

You need to choose either me or Mark.

0:35:020:35:04

We will then try and find that star prize.

0:35:040:35:07

When we get close to where it's hidden, our chimp will go crazy,

0:35:070:35:10

he'll get very excited and you'll hear him do this...

0:35:100:35:13

CHIMP SCREECHES

0:35:130:35:18

-Excellent.

-Getting weirder and weirder this show.

0:35:180:35:21

But if we're going in the wrong direction,

0:35:210:35:23

he won't like it and you'll probably just get this...

0:35:230:35:27

CHIMP SOBS

0:35:270:35:31

And nobody wants that.

0:35:310:35:33

You now need to make the biggest decision of your lives. Me or Mark?

0:35:330:35:38

Queue the overly dramatic tension music.

0:35:380:35:41

So, you need to choose someone who's fit,

0:35:420:35:45

who's willing to take action, take orders, knows what he's doing.

0:35:450:35:50

-So neither of us!

-I don't know where you're going to find them!

0:35:500:35:53

OK, lads, who's it going to be? Me or Mark?

0:35:530:35:55

-Sam.

-Me? You're saying me?

0:35:550:35:58

Thank goodness for that. I'm shattered.

0:35:580:36:01

-OK, Sam?

-Yep.

-You've got 60 seconds. The best of luck, mate.

0:36:010:36:06

-Let me undo my jacket.

-All right. In three, two, one, go!

0:36:060:36:09

Come on.

0:36:090:36:10

CHIMP SOBS

0:36:100:36:12

Oh, no. Cold, mate.

0:36:120:36:15

CHIMP SCREECHES

0:36:150:36:16

He likes it! It's somewhere in the audience. Come on.

0:36:160:36:19

CHIMP SCREECHES

0:36:190:36:21

He loves it.

0:36:210:36:22

We're warm. Sorry, sorry.

0:36:220:36:25

Are you going the right way?

0:36:250:36:26

CHIMP SOBS

0:36:260:36:28

Oh, no. He doesn't like it.

0:36:280:36:30

-CHIMPS SCREECHES

-He loves it!

0:36:300:36:32

-Come on.

-This way?

-Yes, yes!

0:36:320:36:35

Sorry, sorry, guys.

0:36:350:36:36

OK, are we close?

0:36:360:36:37

CHMIP SOBS

0:36:370:36:39

-Oh, no!

-You were closer there.

0:36:390:36:41

CHIMP SOBS

0:36:410:36:44

You are so close!

0:36:440:36:46

I got it! I got it!

0:36:460:36:48

CHEERING

0:36:480:36:52

Got it. It's here. I've got it!

0:36:520:36:56

HORN BLARES

0:36:560:36:58

You made the right decision, lads. Congratulations.

0:36:580:37:01

Let's have a look, see if it is the ping-pong balls.

0:37:010:37:04

Yep, they're there.

0:37:040:37:06

Yay! Well done.

0:37:060:37:08

Nice one. Congratulations, lads.

0:37:080:37:10

That means you've won today's star prize

0:37:100:37:12

and three prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash. That's worth it!

0:37:120:37:16

You've been fantastic sports.

0:37:160:37:19

Everybody, give it up for Ben, Ryan and our naughty chimp.

0:37:190:37:22

CHEERING

0:37:220:37:24

And, guys, we haven't finished with you just yet

0:37:240:37:27

because you've also won the right to play Win The Presenter.

0:37:270:37:30

-Excited?

-Yes.

0:37:300:37:32

OK, I tell you what, it's non-stop L-O-L good times on this show.

0:37:320:37:36

Don't believe me? Here's the proof.

0:37:360:37:38

Welcome to the weekend!

0:37:380:37:40

It's Sam and Mark!

0:37:400:37:41

Your dad isn't actually at the office today.

0:37:410:37:45

# I like it, like it

0:37:450:37:47

# Come on, come on... #

0:37:470:37:49

The foaminator!

0:37:490:37:52

# Come on, come on, come on

0:37:520:37:56

# I like it, like it

0:37:560:37:58

# Come on, come on, come on... #

0:37:580:38:00

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

0:38:000:38:03

-Are you all right, Dad?

-Yep.

0:38:030:38:05

HE LAUGHS

0:38:050:38:06

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:38:060:38:10

OK, so if you've always wanted to find out who would win in a race

0:38:100:38:14

between Sam and a chimp, you probably want to stay tuned

0:38:140:38:17

because we're going to be finding out soon in Win The Presenter.

0:38:170:38:20

-Probably be me.

-Who knows?

0:38:200:38:23

Wind-Up wouldn't be Wind-Up without the odd celebrity guest.

0:38:230:38:26

And today's celebrity is a singer, a songwriter,

0:38:260:38:28

a dancer, an actress... You could say she's done the lot.

0:38:280:38:31

Check this out.

0:38:310:38:33

She's had three number one singles.

0:38:330:38:36

She's sold over one million albums.

0:38:360:38:40

She's been a judge on the X Factor.

0:38:400:38:44

And she's here in the Wind-Up studio.

0:38:440:38:47

# All about tonight. #

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Please give a Wind-Up welcome to Pixie Lott.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-How you doing?

-I'm good. How you doing?

-Good. Thank you.

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I was worried about you then, walking down those stairs in those heels.

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I was really scared.

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-We look like right short-uns compared to you.

-Yeah!

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Lovely to have you on the show. How are you?

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Thanks for having me. I'm doing good. Excited, busy.

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How about you guys?

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Very good, thank you.

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It's been very busy for you, another hugely successful year.

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What's been your highlight, other than sitting

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-on the sofa talking to us?

-Obviously!

-Obviously!

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So the highlight... I've been working on an album

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since January and I've been really excited about it.

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I've been in the studio for most of the year, really.

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And it's out now, the album, we finally finished it

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so I'm really excited about it. It's good to be back.

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How would you describe your new album?

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I would say it's definitely a more mature sound than the first one

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cos I started writing that when I was about 14.

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It's more soulful cos that's the music I grew up listening to.

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You've still got some fun, up-tempo tracks so it's a combination.

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-You've got a great soulful voice.

-Thank you.

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What about acting? You appeared in that comedy film Fred last year.

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-How was that for you?

-Really fun.

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It was like a family viewing, younger audience, comedy,

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so it was a load of fun.

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Lucas who plays Fred, he's really lovely so we got on really well.

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I'd love to do acting maybe in a few years

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when I've got more time to focus on a proper character

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and get stuck into the role. At the moment, it's busy with music.

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-You were a guest on the X Factor last year, you were a guest judge.

-Yes.

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-Do you enjoy doing that?

-I really enjoyed it.

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It was a different experience because I'm used to being

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on the other side, being auditioned, rather than being on a panel.

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-It's the first time I've ever been on a panel.

-Yeah.

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But I really enjoyed it. They made me feel at home.

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I just loved the whole experience.

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What do you reckon to this year's judging panel?

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I think it's really cool that they've changed the line-up

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to keep it exciting, keep the viewers interested.

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So I think the judges are doing really well.

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-Who's your favourite judge?

-That's a tricky one.

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-It's got to be Barlow, surely.

-I do love Gazza.

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-Yeah, you love Gazza! We all love Gazza!

-GB! GB!

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We've done a bit of digging and we've looked up the old BBC archive...

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-Oh, no!

-And we've unearthed a clip of a young Pixie performing.

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Check this out.

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# I flit

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# I float

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# I fleetly flee

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# I fly. #

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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I've got two questions.

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How old were you when you did that?

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I think I was about 13.

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The second question is, what was going on with those outfits?

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-What was that?

-I was asking the same thing.

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It was for a tribute to The Sound Of Music.

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-You had a great voice, even then. Crazy, yes.

-Definitely.

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Thank you, you've been amazing to chat to.

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-It's the lovely Pixie Lott, everybody.

-Yes!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Thank you very much.

-Thank you.

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All right. Stay tuned cos Pixie is going to be performing

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All about Tonight live in the Wind-Up studio very shortly.

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I'm going to give you another reason to keep watching.

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It's time for Win The Presenter.

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When I first heard about Win The Presenter,

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I thought it was another one of their wind-ups.

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I really can't believe they're giving themselves away.

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Winning a presenter I think is off the chain,

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but that's Sam and Mark for you. Those boys are absolute legends.

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I just can't believe they're doing it. Crazy.

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Who would I rather win? Sam or Mark?

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You could have both or is that a bit greedy?

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It would be better if it was Ant and Dec though, right?

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I heard it's cos they didn't have any money for a real prize.

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I'd rather win a holiday though.

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Welcome to Win The Presenter

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and let's find out which presenter they're playing for today.

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He's 11 stone of pure Barnsley beef...

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It's Sam Nixon.

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Which means it's time to meet your host, Mr Mark Thomas Rhodes.

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CHEERING

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Hello. Welcome to Win The Presenter, the part of the show

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where two families go head to head

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to win today's star prize, Mr Sam Nixon.

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There he is, looking lovely. Let's meet the families.

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Dad, Darren, we saw you earlier

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doing some rather tremendous robot moves.

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Could you recreate that magic again? Let's have a look.

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Oh, yes! I like that. I love that.

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Lovely Georgia, would you like to introduce the rest of the family?

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This is Louise, my sister, and my granddad.

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Me and your granddad are old friends!

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Give it up for the Packers, everyone!

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APPLAUSE

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To get your hands on him you have to beat the Cheaters

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who I hope are going to play fair and square!

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Good gag!

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Ben and Roy, we met you and your bedroom a little bit earlier.

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Tell us who you're with.

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We're with our mum Theresa, and our brother, Jamie.

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It's lovely to have you on the show. Give it up for the Cheaters.

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APPLAUSE

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If you're struggling for ideas of what to do with this special prize,

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look at what our last winning family did when they won the presenter.

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Oh, I've been expecting you. Come on in.

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-I've got a few jobs for you to do around the house.

-OK.

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Helmet, tool belt, cool.

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Nitie tighty.

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SINK GLUGS HE SIGHS

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HE WHISTLES

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Oh, sorry.

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Hit it.

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Aagh!

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CRASHING

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Thanks very much, guys. I hope that's given you inspiration

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about what you could do if you win the presenter. Back to the studio.

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It's the best of three rounds.

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Let's kick off with round one. Sam, get ready.

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It's time for Presenter Under Pressure.

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Sam is wearing a pair of red pants a bit like a super hero.

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These pants have special powers

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because they are the Underpants Of Chaos!

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THUNDERCLAP

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I know, I know!

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Shortly, I'll be asking Sam questions

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about his home town of Barnsley.

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When he answers a question incorrectly or takes too long,

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we'll send a shock through those pants.

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Sam, I think you should check they're working

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-so everyone knows it's genuine.

-That's cruel!

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-Here you go, I'm here.

-You're making me give myself pain?!

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-Yeah.

-Oh!

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Let me just...

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-No! No! Aah!

-It's working!

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-Stop it!

-It's good fun, that.

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Lovely. I do like my job.

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OK, families, all you've got to do is

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guess how many questions out of ten you think Sam will get right.

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You now have ten seconds to write down your answers. Off you go.

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WHISPERING

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Barnsley! This should be a walk in the park for you, mate.

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-Yeah, mate.

-You reckon ten out of ten?

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-Ooh, I hope so.

-Well, you're always saying that you're big on Barnsley.

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-He says he should work for the tourist board.

-That's true.

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Time up, families.

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OK, I think it's time to throw a spoonful of tension music

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and a splash of dramatic lighting into the mix.

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DRAMATIC MUSIC

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Whoa! Oh! I can taste that, I taste the tension. Oh! Ooh!

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-Sam...

-Yeah!

-..your ten questions start now.

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What is the nickname of Barnsley Football Club?

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-The Tykes!

-Correct. Is Barnsley a town or a city?

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-Town!

-Correct. When did the first train station open in Barnsley?

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1972!

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-Wrong, 1850.

-LAUGHTER, BUZZ!

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-Agh!

-Name the motorway that links Barnsley with the rest of the UK.

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-M1.

-Oh, yeah. What is the phone code for Barnsley?

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-The what?

-The phone code!

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-01226!

-Oh, yeah. OK. Name the famous TV talk-show host whose original...

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-Michael Parkinson.

-Right! Cricket legend, Darren Gough,

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is from Barnsley. In what year did he win Strictly Come Dancing?

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-2007?

-No, wrong, 2005!

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Agh! BUZZ!

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Yeah!

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If you played "Barnsley" on Scrabble, how much would you score?

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-Ah, seven?

-13.

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-Unlucky for some.

-Agh! BUZZ!

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What is the capital of Barnsley?

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-What?

-What is the capital of Barnsley?

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-B.

-Correct!

-SAM LAUGHS

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I thought I'd get you with that!

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OK, name the river that runs through Barnsley?

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-Dearne!

-Correct!

-Oh!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING Boom! Boom!

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I must admit, I must admit you did very well.

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That's your ten questions, Sam. I can confirm you got seven right!

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-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

-Very well done.

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But the one remaining question is, how did our families do? OK,

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we'll go with the Packers first. How many did you think?

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6, not a bad guess at all. The Cheaters, what about you?

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-7! All right!

-CHEERING

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You can't get much closer than being correct.

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That means that the Cheater family win the first round.

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Next up, it's time for The Big Question.

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CHEERING

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Now, before we can ask you The Big Question,

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I need to introduce you to a couple of very good friends of mine.

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It's Sam and my pet chimp Chimpy.

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CHEERING

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Um...

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A little bit surreal. Looking good, lads.

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Now, as you can see, Sam and Chimpy are ready to race.

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But the big question for our families is, who will win that race?

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Before you make that decision, let me talk you through the course.

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Sam and Chimpy will need to exit this studio,

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around the hairpin bend, always a tricky bend as well,

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over the slalom, through to the seesaw of truth and desire...

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-SAM LAUGHS

-..then you've got the two tyre bend

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and, hopefully, across the line first to the finish. All right?

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OK, families, if you could write down your answers now, please.

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Who do you think's going to win - Sam or Chimpy?

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-Sam, any trash talk?

-I'm going to get you!

-Good one. Chimpy?

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CHIMPY SQUEAKS

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-You can't say that on national TV!

-That's just mean!

-You can't say it!

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All right, OK, families, stop writing, please,

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-because it's time to race.

-SAM: Oh!

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-Gentlemen/primates...

-Yeah?

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..start your engines!

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ENGINES ROAR

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Go, go, go. Oh, it's a good start by Chimpy!

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He's on the inside line. Oh, look at that.

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MARK LAUGHS

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OK, faster. All right.

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Ooh, oh...

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Sabotage!

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MARK LAUGHS

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Chimpy's got a big lead.

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-On the outside, on the outside.

-Oh, look at this!

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He's absolutely annihilating Sam!

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Oh, look. Who's going to win? Who's going to win?

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Chimpy's gone over the seesaw. He only needs to get over the tyre.

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Sam's coming back, but he's only got one tyre to go.

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-He's going to beat him. He wins!

-SAM: No!

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CHEERING

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Come on in, Sam!

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Oh, so Chimpy won the race.

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Come back, Sam.

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CHEERING CONTINUES

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Unlucky, mate.

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Go on, get back to your throne.

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-You're a disgrace.

-LAUGHTER

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OK, Packers, what was your guess? Ah, Chimpy. The lovely Chimpy!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-All right. OK, Cheaters, how about you?

-Chimpy.

-Chimpy!

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-CHEERING

-They're not silly, are they?

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It's 2-1 to the Cheaters. It's time to ask another Big Question.

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APPLAUSE

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OK, now, Packer family, you need to win this round to stay in the game.

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When Sam was younger, he used to be in a band. They never made it big,

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but you'll be excited to hear that we've got a clip of him in action!

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Check this out!

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# Let me entertain you

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# Let me entertain you... #

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Wow! Quality! OK, The Big Question is, how old was Sam in that clip?

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-Families, you have ten seconds to write down your answer.

-(13).

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-Packers, we're going to go with you first. What is your answer?

-11.

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-You've gone for 11. Cheaters, what did you go for?

-13.

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OK. Sam, can you remember how old you were in that clip?

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I do remember and I was...13!

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Which means the Cheater family have won, so they Win The Presenter!

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Yeah! Well done! Nice one. I've got to say, Packer family,

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you've been fantastic.

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-Have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Yes.

-The Packer family, everyone.

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So, the Cheater family, what are you waiting for? Go and get your prize!

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-Come on over.

-A big thank you to both of our families.

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Do with him what you will but make sure you bring him back next week.

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-Bye, Sam!

-Bye!

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-See you later.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Ladies and gentlemen, let's end the show with a bang.

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Give it up for Pixie Lott and All About Tonight!

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# I bought a new pair of shoes

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# I got a new attitude, when I walk

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# Cos I'm so over you

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# And it's all about tonight

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# I'm going out with the girls

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# Ready to show all the boys what I got

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# I'm letting go of the hurt

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# Cos it's all about tonight

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# Yeah, the night is alive You can feel the heartbeat

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# Let's just go with the flow We've been working all week

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# Tomorrow doesn't matter when you're moving your feet

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# It's all about tonight

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# We'll be dancing and singing and climbing up on the tables

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# We'll be rocking this party So tell the DJ don't stop

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# Grab someone if you're single Grab someone if you're not

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# It's all about tonight

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# And, boy, I'm not hanging on

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# Cos I threw all your drama away

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# Had something good but it's gone

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# It's all about tonight

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# They got the music so loud

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# So I won't hear the phone if you call

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# And we're so over now

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# Cos it's all about tonight

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# Yeah, the night is alive You can feel the heartbeat

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# Let's just go with the flow We've been working all week

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# Tomorrow doesn't matter when you're moving your feet

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# It's all about tonight

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# We'll be dancing and singing and climbing up on the tables

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# We'll be rocking this party So tell the DJ don't stop

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# Grab someone if you're single Grab someone if you're not

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# It's all about tonight

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# It's all about tonight

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# It's all about tonight

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# Oooh, oh-oh-oh

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# Woo!

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# Yeah, the night is alive You can feel the heartbeat

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# Let's just go with the flow We've been working all week

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# Tomorrow doesn't matter when you're moving your feet

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# It's all about tonight It's all about tonight

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# We'll be dancing and singing and climbing up on the tables

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# We'll be rocking this party So tell the DJ don't stop

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# Grab someone if you're single Grab someone if you're not

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# It's all about tonight. #

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Thank you very much!

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