Episode 10 Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

# Wind me up Put me down

# Start me off and watch me go

# Cos it's easy Once you know how it's done

-# You can't stop now It's already begun.

-#

APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Friday night and I'm feeling all right

so give it up for your hosts, Sam and Mark!

APPLAUSE

Come on! Come with me!

Look at all these people!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

-Woo-woo-hoo!

-Woo-hoo!

Argh!

Yeah!

All right!

-Come on! Welcome to the weekend!

-Woo-hoo!

And if any of you are Friday-phobic, I suggest you leave right now

because you are in the wrong place.

Our guests are one of the hottest girl bands in the country...

No, scrap that... They're THE hottest girl band in the world.

-Shut up, Mark! The universe! It's the Saturdays!

-Woo!

# I feel alive

# I feel alive # I feel alive. #

APPLAUSE

Oh, I'll tell you something. I am all fired up now!

I am all fired up.

Yes, the Saturdays will help us with a wind-up or two...

-What are you doing?

-I don't know!

And we've got a few surprise for them. So let me hear you say "Ooo".

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooo!

We've got a shock for someone involving a mum, a dad

-and a very messy wheel.

-Yeah, if we are not careful,

today's show is going to blow the roof off this studio!

-Clean off!

-Enough of this jibber jabber.

Let's kick things off by meeting our audience

and they'd better watch out because we've done our homework.

Give it to me! Give it to me now!

OK, all right! Let's have a look over here.

We've got a lot of parents in the audience, haven't we?

You're a parent as well, aren't you, Naomi?

-I am!

-How are you doing? And I've heard you're an embarrassing parent.

-Well, to my children.

-To your children.

-Is this your daughter?

-It is.

-Lily, yeah?

-Yeah.

-How are you doing, Lily?

-Yeah.

-Is your mum embarrassing?

-Yeah.

I've heard you like to do embarrassing dancing. Is that right?

-Um, sometimes.

-Really!

Do you want to give us a demonstration?

Hey, if it helps, I can cue some crazy dancing music.

-That would be good.

-Cue the music!

Here we go, come on!

FAST PARTY MUSIC

Yeah! Very good! Groovy dancing!

Give it up for Naomi! APPLAUSE

Nice work. OK, it's a good start. Mark, beat that!

Ooo, what have we got over here, then? Interesting.

A lot of scared faces!

"Don't come to me, Mark, don't come to me!"

Ah...

-Sophie, hello.

-How are you?

-Hello, I'm fine, thank you.

-Yeah, good. Is it true that you used to have a pet?

-Yes.

-Was it a dog, a cat, a hamster? What was it?

-A rock.

Excuse me, say that... I don't think the audience... What was that?

-A pet rock.

-Well, that's interesting. How different.

Well, we already knew you had a pet rock because we've got pictures.

Have a look at this! Aww!

Lovely smiley one there. What was your rock called?

-Rocky.

-Rocky!

Original. I like it. Kissing the rock there, that's lovely.

-You loved your rock, didn't you?

-Yeah.

-Where is it today?

-In the freezer.

-In the freezer?!

Aww, audience, can I have an "aww", I bet it's cold, yeah?!

-AUDIENCE:

-Aww.

-Well, listen, Sophie, we've got him out the freezer

and we've brought him to be reunited with his rightful owner.

MUSIC: This Is Your Life theme

He's here!

He's here for you, Sophie. Give him a kiss!

It's Rocky!

That's all we do here, we make people's dreams come true.

Stick him back in the freezer, I bet he's warm! Got any more, Sam?

Wow! OK, right.

-Who do I want to talk to? You all right, mate?

-Yep.

Good. Nice to meet you.

-How you doing, Maisie, are you all right?

-Hi!

Now, Maisie, I would like you tell me about your mum and dad

because I hear that they have got the x-factor.

Is it true that your mum likes to sing and your dad likes to dance?

-Yeah.

-Tell us a little bit more.

Um... My mum sings while doing the washing-up

and my dad does the most embarrassing dancing.

-Is it like proper dad-dancing?

-Yeah.

-Oh, that is embarrassing.

-And is this your sister?

-Yeah.

-What's your name?

-Elisa.

-Elisa, is this embarrassing?

-Yes.

-Yes, it must be.

I mean, having one embarrassing parent is bad enough,

but having two embarrassing parents is double bad!

-Where is your mum and dad today?

-They're at a party.

They're at a party? Hey, they could have been here. It's a party here!

Aw, it's a shame they're not here. Oh, I forgot, we've got a message

from your mum and dad. Listen to this.

-Hi, Maisie and Elisa, it's your mum...

-and your dad! Love you!

I'm afraid we haven't been completely honest with you...

..because we're right here in the Wind-Up studio

so ladies and gentlemen, give it up for us!

# Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah Roma ro-ma-ma

# Gaga, ooh, la-la

# Want your bad romance

# I want your love and I want your revenge

# You and me could write a bad romance

# Oh-Oh-Oh-Ohhhh

# Caught in a bad romance

# Rah-rah-ah-ah-ah

# Roma roma-ma

# Gaga, oh, la-la

# Caught in a romance. #

APPLAUSE

High five, Lady Gaga! That was brilliant!

-That was amazing. Maisie, how did that make you feel?

-Embarrassed.

Good, that's what we want.

How do you fancy getting revenge

on your mum and dad by strapping one of them to a giant wheel?

-Would that sound good?

-Yes.

-Excellent. OK, it's a big decision.

You need to choose which parent you want to put on that wheel.

Now, before you do this, you can discuss it with Elisa.

We are going to give you ten seconds to discuss this

so please cue the over-dramatic decision-making music.

SLOW INSTRUMENTAL BEAT

-OK, Maisie, have you decided.

-Yes.

-Who's it going to be?

-Dad.

-Dad!

APPLAUSE

Kate, you're safe, you can stick with me.

Ian, you need to go and get ready, off you go!

Maisie and Elisa, you need to come with me

because it's time to play Dad On A Wheel, come on down, girls.

APPLAUSE

Oh, I do love this bit.

Maisie, are you ready to see your dad like never before?

-Yes.

-Awesome. Now, Maisie's mum had a close escape,

but I'm sure she's backstage watching with Elisa.

All right, everybody, please give it up for Dad On A Wheel!

APPLAUSE

Oh, man, you are looking good, big daddy, how are you feeling?

-Terrified.

-Terrified! Don't be terrified, you'll be fine.

Now, as you can see, we have a dad on a wheel.

There are three gold sections. If dad lands on "dad",

-he'll win himself a prize. That'll be nice, won't it?

-Great.

Now, if dad lands on "audience", he will be winning a prize

for our entire studio audience! APPLAUSE

Very exciting! And if dad lands on "star", Maisie here wins a prize.

Ah, yes, but only if she can answer a question correctly.

Basically, what Sam is trying to say is that gold is good.

Red, however...is bad.

Yes, that's right. If dad lands on red, he'll come face-to-face with...

The Foaminator!

APPLAUSE

This week's Foaminator is the beautiful Una from the Saturdays.

-Come on over, Una.

-Hello.

-You all right?

Nice to see you. This is our dad. Dad, meet Una.

-Hello.

-Hello, Una.

-Now, Una, you know the score.

-I do.

-If dad lands on red,

you need to release a furious amount of foam right into dad's face.

-Right, yeah.

-Excellent. What did you think to his dad-dancing?

-I thought "Well done, fair play to you."

-How diplomatic!

All right, Maisie, let's get out the way here.

Are we ready? Here we go. Loads of prizes, no big deal, come on, Sam...

-AUDIENCE:

-Wind-up that wheel!

Here we go!

Where's it going to land? Where's it going to land?

APPLAUSE

Would you believe it, on the first spin?!

OK, that means you've landed on "foam" which means, unfortunately,

you are going to get foamed by the Foaminator.

Una, get yourself in position, I'm going to stand behind here.

Where's the foam come out?

-You hold that and you give that a good squeeze.

-I'm really sorry!

One, two, three!

APPLAUSE

Una, come here. Dad, how are you feeling?

-Very well.

-Bless you. You've been a cracking sport!

We've got two more spins. Here we go with the second one.

Where's it going to land?

"Dad"! Yay! APPLAUSE

It's landed on "dad" which means you have just won yourself a prize.

Let's see what it is.

It's a tent. Wow!

And it's modelled by Joe McElderry.

What a dad prize. Everybody wants a tent!

It's just what I've always wanted.

OK, we've got one more spin, here we go.

Where's it going to land?

It's still going!

-What a tense moment!

-That's dodgy, that!

Pretty dodgy but it means you get another prize. Let's see what it is.

Wow, you can enjoy your camping nights out with a gas stove. Amazing!

Brilliant. So that means at the end of Dad On A Wheel,

you got a right good foaming by Una and you got yourself two prizes.

You've been a cracking sport. Give it up for our dad and our Foaminator!

APPLAUSE

That was amazing.

And that's not all, you've also won the right

to come back later in the show and play Win The Presenter.

-Yes!

-Yes, very exciting. But who will they be playing against?

It could be anyone in this audience here tonight.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Keep watching to find out who.

Let's take a look at what else is coming up on this crazy show.

They are the UK's hottest girl band and they're with is all show.

It's the Saturdays.

The Finger of Fun is on the loose again,

and two sisters in the Wind-Up audience

are in for the shock of their lives.

And, speaking of shocks, the Underpants Of Chaos are ready

to be unleashed, but which presenter will be squirming this week?

Stay tuned to find out.

Lots of great stuff still to come.

Hey, forget about the future for a minute, Mark,

let's concentrate on the here and now.

Give it up for Frankie, Rochelle and Mollie from the Saturdays!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

All right, ladies?

Girls, it's lovely to have you on the show. How are you?

-Good, thank you. Thank you for having us.

-It's a pleasure.

You look very smart. You've shown us up a bit.

-Well, you know what I mean?

-No, we haven't shown you up at all.

Is this the new thing? You always wear matching clothes?

Yeah. It's easier. We're just trying it out.

Wait a minute, we're meant to interview you guys.

-So how are you feeling about today?

-It's going really well.

-You're even crossing your legs the same.

-Oh, no!

Guys, what did you think of Una's performance as The Foaminator?

She was a bit hardcore.

She was, wasn't she?

-She got Ian right in the face.

-She doesn't mess about.

-She's practised that, I think.

-Has she got a Foaminator machine at home?

-I think so.

-It's something that she's always wanted to do.

I could tell.

-Let's talk about the new album.

-We've actually written half of it,

so it feels like our little baby. It's so precious to us.

If you want to know what we've been going through, pick up the album.

Nice. How long has it taken you to write it?

If you've written a lot of the songs it must take a while.

-It started last year.

-Yeah.

It has taken quite a while.

And you're doing your first arena tour in December.

-Woo!

-It's called All Fired Up.

-Yeah. Are you going to come?

-Yeah.

-Free tickets?

-Er...

-Don't know about that. Right.

Rochelle's like, "Yeah", we're like, "Hmm".

-We'll be there.

-If you come wearing that.

-Yeah.

-We'll make an effort.

-Come in matching black dresses and coloured tights like ours.

-I've done that before.

-They wouldn't let me in.

-Saturday night, maybe Saturday night.

We're really excited, obviously. We've done two sold-out theatre tours, so for us this is it.

We feel like we've made it.

It's like we don't believe it until we're there. We've got 12 dates.

We're doing Wembley so we'll be fighting over...

-"Good evening, Wembley!"

-That's so good. Fair play.

Now, ladies, a few weeks back we had The Wanted on our show

and we found out that when Jay first met you, Frankie,

-apparently he just went completely nuts and started to cry.

-Yeah.

-Was this as emotional for you?

-I can't say it was.

-Right!

-He'll love that!

-He was lovely, though.

He just kind of... I don't know, I think it was a bit much for him

-and he ended up locking himself in the toilet.

-Oh, wow.

And I had to coax him out and be like, "Come on, Jay, it's OK."

She's like, "He's a bit upset cos he met me."

I was like, "What did you say to him?"

Dude, if you're watching, you're not coming across well here.

But we love you anyway.

I've got another question, since you're on Friday Wind-Up.

-Who's the biggest practical joker in the band?

-Vanessa's quite bad.

She's quite naughty. I remember we were at a studio

and this guy in reception went to get everyone's dinner,

he came back and me and Vanessa had Sellotaped everything to the desk,

including the phone, and it started ringing

-and he didn't find it funny.

-Funny that.

We were like, "Ha-ha-ha." And he was like,

"I need to pick up the phone, I'm at work."

-That's a good one. That's a good practical joke.

-He didn't like it.

Mollie, you auditioned for X Factor.

-Does it bring back memories when you watch it?

-It does.

Every time I hear "de-de de de-de" I'm like, "My goodness!"

-What was that again?

-Family fortunes? Talking about X Factor.

-Bring on Vernon.

-And that's why I didn't get through.

That's why she's with us.

And Frankie, you went through a similar experience.

-You auditioned for S Club Juniors, didn't you?

-Yeah.

-Can you remember that audition at all?

-Yeah.

-Oh, you can?

Well, you'll be delighted to hear

-that we dug out a clip of that.

-Yeah!

-No!

-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Let's have a look at the clip.

# I should know cos I loved and lost the day I let you go. #

APPLAUSE

-A star was born.

-My favourite part

is that you're wearing a T-shirt that says "superstar".

All right! She knew what was to come.

Actually, whilst we're on this trip down memory lane,

we may as well show everyone else this.

That's a picture of Frankie in a dress.

-I'm only small.

-And now let's show people this.

Hey! Mini Frankie.

And anyone want to see a picture of Rochelle when she was younger?

-Yes!

-Go on then, if you insist. Let's have a look.

THEY LAUGH

Nice jumper!

What's that next to me? That's in my Nan's garden.

-It's a terrible, frightening...

-It's a swan or something.

-Don't take the shine off of you.

-Exactly.

-The face, the face on it.

-At least you don't have a uni-brow.

-True.

And Mollie, are you ready to see a picture of you when you were younger?

-Oh, no, don't.

-Well, actually,

-we're going to save that for later in the show.

-Cos it's so good.

-Oh, no!

We're teasers, aren't we? We're teasers.

Yes, keep watching for that cos we'll be revealing

some interesting facts about the Saturdays later on.

Right now, please give it up for Frankie, Rochelle and Mollie!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We are good to you, I'm telling you.

In fact, I think we should run the good times montage.

-Sam, what do you reckon?

-Let's do it.

-Welcome to the weekend!

-Oh, my days! It's Sam and Mark.

Your dad isn't actually at the office today.

The Foaminator!

THEY SCREAM

Yeah!

OK, start the clock, will you? Start the clock!

-Are you all right, Dad?

-Yeah.

THEY LAUGH

Still to come, two families will be going head-to-head in

Win The Presenter. We've already met our first family, the Savages.

We strapped embarrassing dad Ian onto a wheel and he ended up

winning two prizes for himself.

There he is. And he also got foamed within an inch of his life

by Una The Foaminator. Ian, how are you feeling after that?

Just about recovered.

-Well, you look cool in your shades.

-I like it.

Now it's time to surprise someone else in the audience.

To help with that, let's introduce a friend of ours.

Bring on the finger!

-Like that.

-Ladies and gentlemen, we give you the Finger Of Fun.

Finger, we need you to select someone who's up for some fun.

Finger Of Fun, find us someone.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Could it be you? Could it be you? Could it be you?

It's not going to be you. Not again.

Oh, oh, oh, it might be him, or it might be him, I tell you.

Oh, oh, oh!

Hey!

OK, the finger has spoken. What are your names?

-Chelsi.

-Georgia.

-Chelsi and Georgia.

Get down here because it's time to have some fun.

It's time for The Prize Surprise.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-How are you doing?

-Fine.

-Fine thanks.

-Are you enjoying the show?

-Yeah, definitely.

-Good.

-Who are you here with today?

-Our stepdad, Paul.

-Hi, Paul. You all right?

-Yeah, thanks.

-Nice to see you.

Well, to be honest, girls, we already knew that.

And that's not the only thing we know about you.

For example, Chelsi, we know that you're a bit of a snorer.

Take a look at this.

There's a picture of you two fast asleep,

snoring away, Chelsi, snoring away.

Yes, and we also know that you both like wearing

-a little bit of make-up. Let's have a look.

-Wow!

-Was that just on a random Tuesday night?

-No, it was Halloween.

Halloween, of course!

And we also know that your mum likes a bit of a singsong. Is that true?

-Yes.

-Really? What songs does she like to sing?

-She likes Michael Jackson.

-Anything that's on the radio.

She likes to sing to Heart, anything.

She apparently knows the words to anything.

-If she doesn't she just goes, "dada, dada".

-Dada, dada.

Especially in front of our friends, she sings in the car, it's like...

-Is she not very good, then?

-She says she could get through

and win the X Factor, but.

-Is that what she says? That's big talk.

-That is a big claim.

Well, girls, I think we should see for ourselves, don't you reckon?

Your mum is here in the studio.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Chelsi and Georgia's mum

and her brand-new band, the Saturdays!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Girls, as you can see,

your mum is the new fifth member of the Saturdays.

-No, she's not!

-Oh, she is, she is. This is how it is going to work.

Your mum will sing three songs with the help of the Saturdays,

but we'll be putting her singing skills to the test

because, when the music stops,

your mum will to sing the next line all by herself.

-Oh, my God!

-Apparently she's good cos she could win the X Factor.

Big talk over here.

For everyone that your mum gets right she will win you both

a prize from the Wind-Up Prize Stash.

And if she gets them all right you'll win today's star prize,

which is a twin DVD player, cos we're good like that to you.

And you're twins as well, so it works out nicely.

-Do we all understand?

-Yes.

-With our understanding of the rules, how do you think she'll do?

-Rubbish.

Oh, brilliant. Fantastic, yeah. Mum, are your vocal cords warmed up?

Yep.

She doesn't want to waste talk on me. OK, let's find out.

The first track is Higher from the Saturdays. Take it away.

# So when I speak, listen this is my decision

# And you keep on messing up the words

# So when I speak, listen cos you keep on pushing

# Like I need permission to be heard

# I'm gonna take it higher, higher

# I'm gonna lift, lift it higher. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, OK.

Let's see if your mum's right. Let's hear the real thing.

# I'm gonna lift it, lift it higher... #

An interesting interpretation, but, hey, we're not horrible

we're going to give you that.

-Well done!

-So, that is prize from the Wind-Up Prize Stash.

Girls, what did you think?

Er, thanks for getting me the prize, but rubbish singing.

Fair do. We've got more to come.

OK, the next song. Please Don't Let Me Go - Olly Murs.

-Let's have a listen.

-# ..I try to run

# And I might even wanna hide

# Cos I never knew what I wanted

# Til I looked into your eyes

# So am I in this alone?

# What I'm looking for is a sign

# That you care how I feel for you...? #

I've gone completely blank.

-Oh!

-The pressure.

(Please don't let me go...)

-OK.

-Sing it, sing it.

# Baby, please don't let me go... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Erm, I think that's right, let's have a listen.

# Baby, please don't let me go. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done. Because we've got our nice heads on today,

-we'll give you that. Girls, what did you think?

-Rubbish.

Let's see if she can redeem herself.

This is Just The Way You Are - Bruno Mars.

# I know, I know when I compliment her she won't believe me

# It's so, it's so sad to think that she don't see what I see

# But every time she asks me "Do I look OK?"

# I say

# When I see your face

# There's not a thing that I would change...

# Girl, you're amazing

# Just the way you are. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-That's more like it!

-Now we're talking.

Can I just say, you're through to boot camp.

Let's see if you're right.

# Cos you're amazing

# Just the way you are. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was a beautiful thing, that was.

So, Mum, that means that you got all three right

which means you win three prizes, just.

Three prizes each for your daughters and you win them today's star prize!

HE MOUTHS

-The Saturdays, what do you reckon? Room for another member?

-Definitely!

I've got her number now.

-Frankie doesn't seem sure...

-There were reservations there.

-There was!

-Be nice.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Chelsi, Georgia,

the Saturdays and, of course, mum Michelle!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I, for one, am enjoying today's show very much

and there's still all this to come.

Keep watching cos we're going to be playing a very special game of

Wind-Up Celebrity Hide And Seek.

The Underpants Of Chaos will be up to their old tricks

as we put a presenter under pressure.

And it's scary, hairy and sits in a chair-y.

That's right, we've got Chimp In A Chair coming your way soon,

but right now, allow me to introduce some very special friends of mine...

They're one of the UK's biggest girl bands

selling more than 2 million albums.

Today, they're performing for you

right here in the Wind-Up studio.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I'm an outlaw, I'm the big boss I'm a gangster on the dance floor

# I'm an outlaw, I'm the big boss I'm a gangster on the dance floor

# Don't hold back

# It's nice to see somebody make an effort

# You know I like it in the street lights

# Like I like the spotlight Do you like me?

# I la-la-love this track

# So if you wanna come with me you should know

# I'm like, I'm like, I'm like this beat, yes

# Crazy and infectious

# I'm give you my business

# But, boy, my resume says "I'm a bad girl"

# Closer, baby, look in my eyes Do you recognise me?

# I've been a bad girl I'm a bad girl, I'm notorious

# I'm an outlaw, I'm the big boss I'm a gangster on the dance floor

# I'm an outlaw, I'm the big boss I'm a gangster on the dance floor

# Boy, beware

# I got a record and I'm known for my style

# And everybody knows my name here I'm the head of game here

# Pleasure and the pain, yeah

# Because my resume says "I'm a bad girl"

# Closer, baby, look in my eyes Do you recognise me?

# I've been a bad girl I'm a bad girl, I'm notorious

# I'm notorious

# I'm an outlaw, I'm the big boss I'm a gangster on the dance floor

# On the dance floor

# So, baby, tell me can you get it from my energy

# Oh, I've been a bad girl I'm a bad girl

# I'm notorious

# I'm an outlaw, I'm the big boss I'm a gangster on the dance floor

# On the dance floor

# I'm an outlaw, I'm the big boss I'm a gangster on the dance floor

# On the dance floor

# I'm an outlaw, I'm the big boss I'm a gangster on the dance floor

# Closer, baby, look in my eyes Do you recognise me?

# I'm an outlaw, I'm the big boss I'm a gangster on the dance floor

# I've been a bad girl I'm a bad girl, I'm notorious. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah!

-Oh, girls, that was tremendous, as always. Fantastic.

-Awesome.

I wanna stay in the audience for the show!

Now stick around because we are going to be finding out some interesting

-facts about the Saturdays.

-We'll be back right after this.

Coming soon to Wind-Up...

You need to pretend you've got a really bad tummy.

Oh! Oh, no.

I'm all right.

All right!!

Woo!

'He's right behind you, dude.'

I'm still in this game, brother. You're running scared.

I can hear it in your stupid voice.

You're a stupid voice.

-Good trash talk.

-Cheers, man.

I'm from America.

We were like best friends in the end. It was amazing. Yeah!

Tune in next time to see more.

Welcome to Truth Or Wind-Up.

The part of the show where we delve into the world of celebrity

and try to get you some answers.

Yes, and today the celebrities under the spotlight are

Mollie, Frankie and Una from the Saturdays.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Girls, we've done some pretty intensive research and found out

-some interesting things.

-Well, we spent half an hour in the internet.

-Shh!

-Sorry.

Anyway, the question is, how much of what we found is true

-and how much is a wind-up.

-OK, let's get down to business.

Saturdays, are you ready?

-Ready.

-Ready.

-They're ready.

Lights, are you ready?

They're ready.

Cameras, are you ready?

-Yeah, all right, all right, he's ready.

-He's keen.

-OK, Mollie,

let's start with you. Fact one!

The British Winter Olympic team keep ringing Mollie,

but she won't return their calls. Audience, truth or wind-up?

ALL SHOUT

Ooh, it's a mixture.

-All right!

-OK, thank you, audience. Thank you audience.

Sounds like a bit of a mixture or a block of noise.

-Sounds like, "Blargh!"

-So, Mollie,

truth or wind-up?

It's a wind-up.

-Wind-up!

-Yeah.

-Is there any truth in it?

I used to ski for the country in the GB team until I was 17,

but they haven't been calling me since.

-Really? Aw.

-Hey, Mollie,

truth or wind-up, we have a picture of you as a young skier.

Please say wind-up.

-It's not, it's truth, let's take a look.

-No!

AWW!! We've got another as well.

-There we are!

-Aw.

-Yeah.

-Lovely.

-That's what I looked like when I cut a fringe.

-It looked awful.

-It looked good.

I did it again a year ago and it looked just as terrible.

It looks as though you were good at it. You got two trophies.

OK!

Pipe down. Fact two!

Bit rude, that. Sorry.

Frankie! Frankie could have been an X Factor judge,

-but didn't want to leave the Saturdays?

-Ooh!

Interesting. What do you think, audience? Truth or wind-up?

ALL SHOUT

All right, all right. You've had your say.

It's only an hour show, yeah. Come on.

Yeah, pipe down. What are they saying?

-What have they said?

-"Taarrgh," that's all I heard.

I'm going to go for truth. I heard a lot of truths.

Frankie, truth or wind-up?

-Wind-up!

-OH!

Oh, is there any truth in it?

-No.

-No?

-No.

-Would you like to be a judge?

-With my Sats, aren't I.

-Aw.

Who's your favourite judge?

I've got to say, Kelly and Tulisa make a really good duo.

-They do.

-But you can't forget Louis and Gary so I can't choose.

-Oh, right!

-Just sat completely on the fence there!

-They just make a really good crew, don't they?

-Yeah, right.

Interesting. Frankie, if they did ask you, do you reckon you'd do it?

Er, I don't know. Not at the moment.

I don't feel like I'm, you know, in any position to judge anyone yet.

Maybe next year, we'll see.

-Awkward.

-Watch this space!

LAUGHTER

OK, fact three!

-Una.

-Yeah?

-This is for you.

-Funny, that!

-Una used to live in a bin?! Audience, truth or wind-up?

AUDIENCE SHOUT

This is a tricky one, this.

It does sound crazy. It sounds crazy.

OK. All right, thanks, audience. Thanks, audience.

Most of the audience are saying wind-up,

there's somebody in the middle going "Oooh!"

One or two were, and do you know what, they were right.

Who said true?

-Oh!

-Oh! Now you put your hands up, don't you?!

-"Yeah, I said it, I said it."

-So it's truth. Tell us more, Una.

Well, when I was six years old,

my very first role in the school play,

I was called Little Miss Mouse, and I lived in a bin.

So for that moment, while I was on stage, I was so proud,

having actually got a title, and I wasn't a tree or something,

I was Little Miss Mouse and I lived in a bin, so...

That's nice, I like that.

Well, congratulations to everybody that said truth there.

Girls, thank you so much for clearing all that up.

Give a massive round of applause to the Saturdays!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And by the way, Una, we don't want you feeling left out

that we've not shown a picture of you when you were younger.

So let's take a look at a picture of you.

ALL: Aaah!

-With a little hat!

-I like the jumper!

Christmas dinner, little Christmas jumper, there I was.

It was too big for me, the Christmas hat from the cracker.

Well, thank you very much, girls. Stick around,

cos Saturdays will perform All Fired Up very soon.

Before that, they need to help us out

with a very important part of the show.

It's Win The Presenter.

Who Wants To Be A Millionaire, Million Pound Drop, Deal Or No Deal,

they've all given away huge amounts of money, but let me ask you this.

Are they really successful shows?

Yeah.

The thing is, when you're giving away a presenter as a prize,

it's going to cause a stir.

It's never been done before, has it? Winning the presenter? It's insane.

The thing is, when we thought about it,

we actually realised that encouraging families

to do whatever they wanted with us probably wasn't our best idea.

So I went right in there and I told the BBC bosses,

"No. I'm not doing it."

-But it was too late. They'd already made the graphics.

-It was too late.

We done, yeah? OK. Well done. Worst idea you've ever had.

Brilliant.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome to Win The Presenter!

And let's find out which presenter they're playing for today.

Good-looking, suave, sophisticated, but enough about me.

It's Sam Nixon!

Which means it's time to meet your host,

-Mr Mark Thomas Rhodes!

-Woo!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello, welcome to Win The Presenter, the part of the show where

two families go head to head to win Mr Sam Nixon.

-Hi. AUDIENCE:

-Woo!

Oh, he deserves a woo, yeah, he's a good prize.

One of these two lucky families could be getting revenge

for being wound up earlier in the show

by taking Sam home and doing anything they want with him.

-How do you feel about that, Sam?

-Brilliant.

-Yeah?

Yeah, I think that's a lie.

Well, let's meet the families.

Now, Ian, we saw you earlier strapped to a wheel.

-You got over that, mate?

-Just about.

LAUGHTER

And that wasn't convincing at all.

Maisie, are you proud or more embarrassed?

-Even more embarrassed!

-Oh!

OK. Maisie, introduce the rest of your family.

-This is my dad.

-Yeah.

We're old friends.

This is my mum. And this is my grandma.

Lovely to have you on the show. Give it up for the Savage family!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, to get your hands on him, you're going to have to beat the Neaves.

Chelsi and Georgia, what's it been like

-hanging out with the Saturdays today?

-Good.

-Good, yeah.

-Enjoying yourselves?

-Yeah.

-Fantastic.

Introduce the rest of the team.

-This is our mum.

-And step-dad Paul.

-Awesome. OK, well, good luck.

-Give it up for the Neaves, everyone!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And if you want some inspiration about what to do with Sam,

take a look at what our last winning family got up to

when they won the presenter.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Who is it?

-Oh, hi, it's Sam, I've come to help you out.

-Come on in, we've got lots of work to do.

-OK, let's do it.

Aaah! Aah! Ooh! Aah!

-Enjoying it, lads?

-Yeah.

-Good.

All right!

Mum, have you seen my toothbrush?

Rrrmm! Aaah!

Guys, I keep telling you, I'm a badminton man! Aah!

Yes!

Just the game room to do.

Anyway, the Neaves and the Savages,

I hope that's given you some inspiration

of what you could do if you win me today.

Back to Mark in the studio.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It is the best of three rounds,

so let's kick things off with round number uno.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

All right. This round involves some of Sam's celebrity friends.

Give it up for Una, Rochelle and Frankie!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

OK, families, Una, Rochelle and Frankie are about

to hide themselves around the Wind-Up studio. The question is,

how many of them will Sam be able to find in 60 seconds?

So Sam, cover your eyes. Families, get thinking. Saturdays, get hiding.

Go, go, go, go!

Where are they going to go? Come on!

-No, no peeking, Sam! Come on!

-I'm not peeking!

Now, families, I should point out that we played this game

with The Wanted a couple of weeks ago and Sam was, er, well,

there's no other word, he was absolutely useless.

-I was pretty bad.

-And he only managed to find one of them,

so take that into consideration.

Families, could you please stop writing now?

All right. Everybody has hidden. Sam, you have 60 seconds.

-OK.

-Off you go! Go on, Sam!

Come on! Got to be quicker.

-Aah!

-Oh!

-Found Una! OK, OK.

-Una's been found.

OK, who have we got?

Ah! I've found Rochelle, I've found Rochelle!

He's doing well, how long's he got?

-This is the tricky one, this is the tricky one.

-Ooh!

Oh, oh, where's he gone?

-Nobody round there.

-You've only got 30 seconds left, Sam, come on.

-OK.

-This way, this way, this way.

-I've never seen him run so fast!

-Where you... What?

-Anybody round here?

Camera, you need to catch up with him!

-Anybody here?

-He's like a whirling dervish.

-Hello? Hello?

-There's nobody here. Hello?

-Come on!

Seven, six, five, four, three, two, one!

-KLAXON BLARES

-Stop it there!

Stop the clock! Come on back, Sam.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You didn't do bad there, actually.

The Savage family, what was your guess?

Two.

APPLAUSE

You got a round of applause for that bad boy!

-All right, the Neaves, what about you? Right, OK.

-Ooh, interesting.

APPLAUSE

Which means that both of you get a point! Yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I think we need to find one more Saturday. Frankie, reveal yourself!

Where are you? Where are you, Frankie, where are you?

-Oh, here she is!

-I'm here!

She's here, she's here, she's running! Look at her!

Where were you? Well done.

-You are good at hide and seek!

-Oh, he didn't get Frankie!

He didn't get Frankie. Give it up for Una,

-Rochelle and Frankie, everyone!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, I tell you what, I'm shattered just watching that.

After round number one, the scores are level.

Now it's time for Presenter Under Pressure.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It's not cold in the studio, but Sam is wearing one extra layer,

a pair of pants. Unfortunately for Sam,

these are no ordinary pants. No, no, no, no.

Say hello to the Underpants Of Chaos!

THUNDER CLAPS

And also say hello to Mollie from the Saturdays!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Hello.

-All right?

-Yeah, you?

-Yeah, not too bad.

-You can come here if you want!

-Sorry!

All right, don't worry about it!

OK, very shortly, Mollie will be asking Sam ten questions

about her band, the Saturdays.

However, every time Sam answers a question incorrectly

or takes too long,

she will be sending a shock right through those pants.

Mollie, to check that the button's working,

-could you just try it for us?

-I'm sorry, Sam.

Ah!

ELECTRICAL ZAPPING

-It seems to be working. Just try it one more time.

-No! Aah!

-It's working.

-It is definitely working. Awesome.

OK, families, all you have to do is guess

how many questions out of ten you think Sam will get right.

Families, you now have ten seconds to write down your answers,

and don't forget, those shocking pants could frazzle his brains.

Your ten seconds start now.

Ooh!

They are hard but if he's a real Saturdays fan, which I know he is...

-Like you are.

-Yeah, we both are.

-Then it's easy, yeah.

OK, time up, time up.

-All right, Sam, how are you feeling?

-Bit nervous.

-You look great.

Cheers, mate.

I ordered tension music and dramatic lighting earlier

and it should be arriving about now.

TENSION MUSIC

There it is.

-Mollie.

-In what year did The Saturdays form?

2007?

-Correct!

-Yes.

What was the Saturdays debut single called?

Erm... This is... This is Love?

-Yes!

-Yes.

-How many top 10 hits

-have the Saturdays had?

-Oh, top 10 hits... (MUMBLES)

Ei..ei..eight?

-Yes.

-Yes!?

-Oh, my gosh!

-How many members are there in the Saturdays?

-Five.

-Good.

Who is the shortest member of the Saturdays?

-The short... Vanessa.

-Yes.

-He knows his stuff.

-I know, come on, I want to shock him!

Which two members of the Saturdays used to be in S Club Juniors?

Rochelle and Frankie.

Let me just check it's working, first.

-Agh! Stop it! I'm getting them right!

-I know you are, sorry.

-You're mean.

-I just need to check. Next question.

The Saturdays first album was called Chasing...

La...

Time up, time up!

-Buzz him, buzz him!

-No!

OK, next question.

Which band did the Saturdays support on tour in 2008?

-Take That?

-No.

No, it was Girls Aloud.

What is the name of the Saturdays' autobiography?

The Saturdays.

-No, no. It's wrong. It's Our Story.

-Agh!

The Saturdays is also a day of the week

but how many Saturdays are there in 2011?

180.

Are you kidding? Buzz him!

Agh!

Yes!

-Buzz him three times for that ridiculous answer.

-Sorry.

That's your ten questions. OK, I can tell you that you got six right.

-Not bad at all.

-Not bad.

APPLAUSE

But the one remaining question is, how did our families do?

OK, we'll start with the Savage family.

Five, not a bad guess.

That is close. OK, the Neaves, what about you?

Four, oh! OK, so that means that the Savages get the points!

APPLAUSE

All right, so at the end of that round,

the scores are two to the Savages and one to the Neaves.

It's time for round number three, Chimp In A Chair.

APPLAUSE

Now the Neaves, I have to remind you,

Neave family,

I have to remind you, you need to win this round to stay in the game.

Please welcome the chimp in the chair, who,

you'll have noticed, is revolving very fast.

Once the chair stop spinning, our dizzy chimp will have 20 seconds

to grab as many of these shoes as possible.

I didn't know they had evolved to wear footwear.

The big question is how many will he be able to grab?

Families, you have five seconds to write down your answers.

BEEP, BEEP...

Don't forget, the longer he spins, the harder it's going to be. OK.

Time's up, time's up!

OK. Stop the chimp.

OK. All right.

This way, this way. Oh! Wow.

LAUGHTER

-AUDIENCE:

-Chimpy, chimpy!

CLAPPING AND LAUGHTER

-AUDIENCE:

-Chimpy, chimpy!

-CLAXON BLARES

-Stop, stop!

CLAXON BLARES

-We'll do that last one, come on, chimp.

-OK, wow. Wow.

You all right, chimp?

I've got to say, you were absolutely useless there, mate. All right.

All right. OK, let's see how many you collected.

One, two, three, four?

Well, you got two pairs anyway.

All right, unbelievable. Savages, what was your guess, please?

25.

-Wow.

-That is optimistic. The Neaves, how about you?

Six.

All right, much more realistic and the Neaves get the points!

APPLAUSE

Which means it's two all.

It's a tie, so to finally find our winners,

we are going to be playing the Telepathic Tie-Break.

As we can't separate today's teams, were going to find out

which of our families has the best connection with Sam. In other words,

which family can read his mind.

I'll ask Sam a question which we discussed earlier

that he absolutely knows the answer to.

Both families will try to fish that answer from his tiny brain

by the power of tele-pathay.

SPOOKY MUSIC

Tele-pathay. Whichever family's closest will take him home.

Pretty simple. Question is what is the total amount of loose change

that Sam has in his pocket right now?

Families, look into Sam's eyeballs and fish that answer out.

Can you give us a jingle, Sam?

It's not a jingle, that. There we go.

OK, Sam, please transfer your thoughts.

Families, write down your answer.

FAMILIES CONFER

I don't know.

OK.

Transfer.

£1.53?

OK, time up, time up.

OK. The Savage family, please reveal your answer.

-£3.35, yes?

-Correct.

OK, the Neaves.

Please reveal your answer.

£1.53.

OK, Sam, could you please reveal the correct answer?

-What have you got there?

-It is...

£3.11.

Which means the Savage family are closest

so you win the presenter!

Come on over, Sam.

Congratulations, Savage family.

Oh, the Neaves, sorry you missed out but have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Yes.

-You've won loads of prizes today.

And you've got to sing with the Saturdays as well.

-Did you enjoy it?

-Yes.

-Give them a round of applause.

-APPLAUSE

So, the Savage family, go on, take him away. Go on, go on.

You know what to do. Claim your prize. Fantastic.

Good luck, Sam. Ha-ha! Thank you to all the stars of today's show,

the Neave family, The Savage family, the Saturdays.

All that's left to say is do with him what you want to do

but bring him back for the next show.

-I need him. Bye, Sam.

-Bye.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wow. OK, but right now, ladies and gentlemen,

let's end the show with a bang. It's getting hot in here

because The Saturdays are waiting to perform their new single,

This is All Fired Up.

APPLAUSE

# Blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# I put my...

# Blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# I put my hand against the speakers

# Singing blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# I put my hand to the speakers

# Singing blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive, I feel alive, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up I feel alive, I feel alive, I feel alive

# We make the party super naughty

# Dancing on the bar

# We're dancing on the bar

# We make the party super naughty

# Dancing on the bar

# D-dancing on the bar

-# We're all

-# Animal

-# We're all

-# Animal

# Animal animal-mal-mal-mal-mal

-# We're all

-# Animal

-# We're all

-# Animal

# Get your claws out Get your, get your claws out

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive, I feel alive, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive, I feel alive, I feel alive

# We're so close to the edge of desire

# Feels so hot, hot, got that fire

# We're so close to the edge of desire

# Feels so hot, hot, got that fire

# We're so close to the edge of desire

# Feels so hot, hot, got that fire

# We're so close to the edge of desire

# Blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# I put my...

# Blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# I put my hand against the speakers

# Singing blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# I put my hand to the speakers

# Singing blow my mind

# DJ, blow my mind

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive, I feel alive, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive

# All fired up, I feel alive, I feel alive, I feel alive

# So keep me on your radar

# Keep me, keep me, keep me on your radar

# Keep me, keep me, keep me on your radar

# Keep me, keep me, keep me on your ra-ra-ra-ray

# So keep me on your radar

# Keep me, keep me, keep me on your radar

# Keep me, keep me, keep me on your radar

# Keep me, keep me, keep me on your ra-ra-ra-ray

# Radar. #

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