Tyler James Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

'On today's Big Friday Wind-Up, there's faces like this.

'Loads of this.'

-Are you ready for the hurricane?

-'And of course, Chimpy.

'I can't wait any longer. Run the titles.'

# Wind me up

# Put me down

# Start me up and watch me go

# It's easy once you know how it's done

# You can stop now it's already begun. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'Ladies and gentlemen, here are your hosts -

'the gruesome wind-up twosome.

'It's Sam and Mark.'

Come here!

High-five. High-five. High-five.

BOTH: Welcome to Wind-Up!

-Oh, yes!

-Oh, yes.

-It's the show that does exactly what it says on the tin.

-What's that, then?

-It winds people up, Mark.

-Wind-Up is our name. Surprises are our game.

-If you like surprises...

-You're in the right place.

-If you like pranks...

-You're in the right place.

-And if you like Brussels sprouts...

Definitely, definitely in the wrong place

Definitely. But stay tuned to find out what happened

when some of our fans were pranked right on their doorstep.

Hey, mate. New window cleaner in the area. I am the best in the business.

-You won't get better than me.

-I have been working on some new moves.

Do you like that? And that as well?

What is he doing? APPLAUSE

And we can forecast that there will be a big surprise

for someone in the studio.

AUDIENCE: Whoo!

-Don't worry. It's not for you. It's for one of them.

-I'm scared.

To top it off, there will be a performance from - check this -

Tyler James.

CHEERING

Loved that guy on The Voice.

The catchphrase of our show is... BOTH: ..No-one is safe.

-And the Wind-Up starts...

-Now!

Thank you very much.

So many nervous faces.

I could be coming to speak to any one of you guys. Look at you, nervous.

You all right? I am actually going to come and speak to...you.

-Karen. You all right?

-Fine, thank you.

-Is it fair to say that you are a bit of an embarrassing mum?

-I am.

Well, we could only prove this by asking your daughters.

-Are these your daughters?

-They are.

-We have Amy and Lucy. Hello.

-How are you doing?

-Fine.

-Are you all right?

-Yeah.

-Would you say that your mum is embarrassing?

-Yeah.

-Why is she embarrassing? What does she do?

Um, one Friday morning, she went up in front of our whole school

and did a lightsaber dance on the 4th of July.

A lightsaber dance on the 4th of July?! Why did you do this, Mum?

-It was "may the FOURTH be with you".

-But why did you do it?!

I took the lightsaber into school for celebration assembly

and did the dance at the front. We have a Friday theme every week.

Brilliant. That is pretty embarrassing.

Mark, can you beat that?

That's really funny, actually. OK, let's see if I can beat that.

It will be pretty difficult, but I'll try my best. Hmm...

How are you doing?

Andrew.

-How are you doing, mate?

-I'm all right, thank you.

-Is this your daughter Millie?

-Yes.

-Hello, Millie. How are you doing?

-Fine.

I hear that Andrew, your dad, does something embarrassing

to your brother. Is that true?

-Yeah.

-Could you explain?

When he's not looking,

he pulls his pants down and trumps in front of his face.

-LAUGHTER

-Andrew!

This is a classy show, mate!

-Why do you do it?

-Retribution.

-Retribution.

-Does that embarrass you?

-Yeah.

-Don't do it. Don't do it.

You've not got one brewing now, have you?

-No, not yet.

-Good luck to you. Sam.

Over to you, mate.

That is disgusting, Andrew. I am now going to come and speak to...you.

Hello, Maron.

-Are you all right?

-Yeah.

-How's it going?

-Good.

-Do you have any idea why I have sat next to you?

-No.

What would you say if I said...

# Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh oh-oh-oh... # ?

-What would that mean to you, Maron?

-My dad.

-Your dad. Interesting.

What is it about your dad? Why does that ring any bells?

Any time that song comes on, he dances to it.

So he loves a bit of Beyonce?

-Yes.

-Is he just a bit embarrassing in general?

-Yeah.

-Does he dress up a lot?

-Yeah, a lot.

We've got a picture of your dad dressed up right now.

Let's take a look.

There he is. LAUGHTER

Forgive me if I'm wrong, that's not Beyonce, is it?

-No.

-Who's he dressed up as there?

-Sandy out of Grease.

Sandy out of Grease.

It's a real shame, because I would love to see Maron's dad do

the Beyonce dance.

-Wouldn't you?

-No.

-AUDIENCE: Yes!

-Unfortunately, we can't, because your dad's not here, is he?

-No.

To tell you the truth, Maron, your dad is here.

He's going to do the dance right now.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Beyonce dad.

CHEERING

# All the single ladies All the single ladies

# All the single ladies All the single ladies

# All the single ladies All the single ladies

# All the single ladies

# Now put your hands up

# Up in the club, we just broke up

# I'm doing my own little thing

# Decided to dip and now you wanna trip

# Cos another brother noticed me

# I'm up on him, he up on me

# Don't pay him any attention

# Just cried my tears for three good years

# Ya can't be mad at me

# Cos if you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

# If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

# Don't be mad once you see that he want it

# If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

# Oh, oh, oh

# If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

# If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

# Don't be mad once you see that he want it

# If you liked it then you shoulda put a ring on it

# Oh, oh, oh. #

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Beyonce's never looked so good, my friend.

-Did you enjoy that, Dad?

-Oh, yes.

-Give it up for Gavin, everyone.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

On a scale from one to ten, how embarrassed are you?

-Ten.

-Never mind. Now is your chance to get your own back.

Dad, you need to get yourself ready. Maron, you need to come with me

because it's time to play Dad On A Wheel.

CHEERING

Maron's dad is backstage just getting ready.

-Are you ready to see what we've done to your dad?

-Yes.

Audience, are you ready to see what we've done to Maron's dad?

AUDIENCE: Yes!

In that case, everyone, please, give it up for Dad On A Wheel.

APPLAUSE

Here he is. Here he is.

Still got the lipstick on.

MARK LAUGHS

Dad, how much are you regretting embarrassing Maron?

Now that I see Maron standing there with that foam...

-..I'm wondering.

-I bet you are.

Fantastic. If you're new to our show,

you might be wondering what on earth is going on.

This is a Dad On A Wheel.

-The way to play is by taking a dad and putting him on a wheel.

-Genius.

As you can see, on the wheel, there are three gold sections.

If Dad lands on "dad", he'll win himself a prize.

AUDIENCE: Whoo!

-Excellent.

-You'll like this, audience.

Better still, if Dad lands on "audience",

everyone of you will win a prize.

CHEERING

Even better still, if Dad lands on "star", then Maron wins a prize.

CHEERING

What we are trying to say is that gold is definitely good.

But red, on the other hand... is definitely bad.

Actually, it's not that bad. Did you like that, audience?

It's not that bad either, because if Dad lands in the red section,

then Maron and gets to foam him.

CHEERING

-Good times. Maron, are you ready?

-Yes.

-Brilliant.

-Dad, are you ready?

-Uh, no.

-Too late.

Audience, are you ready? AUDIENCE: Yes.

Spin that dad and make him squeal. Come on, Sam.

AUDIENCE: Wind up that wheel!

Here we go.

CHEERING

-Would you believe it? On the first go!

-Let's get it ready.

I'll tell you when. You were right there, then!

Get ready, guys. Get ready in three, two, one, go!

CHEERING

-Stop the foaming.

-After you. You did a cracking job there.

-How are you feeling, Dad?

-Damp.

-I bet you enjoyed that.

-Yes.

-We've got two more spins.

-Here we go with the second one.

-Good luck.

What?!

I can't believe it's foam again. Poor Beyonce dad.

OK, in three, two, one, go.

Very good. Dad, we've got one more spin.

-Shall we try and get a prize?

-Yes!

-Here we go.

Look at that, Sam. He's wrecking the joint.

You have landed on "dad", which means you have just won a prize

and that prize is...

It a prize that every dad needs and wants. It's a travel mug.

CHEERING

At the end of Dad On A Wheel, two foamings, you won a travel mug

and you broke it. LAUGHTER

You've broken the set, but have you had fun?

-Yes.

-Yes.

Give it up one more time for Maron and Gavin.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Come this way because waiting over there is today's special guest.

It's Tyler James!

CHEERING

-How are you doing?

-Nice to see you.

-It's a pleasure to have you on the show.

-Thanks, man.

Thanks for coming on.

Tyler, since The Voice, it's been pretty busy for you.

What's been going on?

-I left The Voice and have been in the studio for 14 weeks.

-Wow.

Making my album.

Literally, sleeping under the mixing desk, but it's been brilliant.

-I love it.

-That show, The Voice, it was quite a big show.

-How has that changed your life?

-Everything has changed.

I went on the show because I wanted to make music.

I was on the show and I was so nervous.

Different kinds of nervous every week.

I'm really happy to have got as far as I did

and to be able to make music.

-Your coach was will.i.am on the show. Got him on speed dial?

-I have.

-How cool is that?! What's he like?

-Will... He's crazy.

-He seems pretty crazy.

-But in a really, really good way.

Since the show's ended, he's continued to support me.

-He helped the album.

-That's amazing.

What's it like, getting recognised in the street?

-The Voice was such a big show.

-At first, it was really weird.

Now, it's lovely. People always come up to me and say really nice things.

I'm lucky. When someone comes up to me

and says something bad, maybe I'll feel different. Everyone is so nice.

People that voted for me, they've changed my life.

They've made me the happiest boy in the world.

-That's wicked.

-Talent always shines through.

-It really does.

Tyler, not that we're lazy... Who am I kidding? We are lazy.

We thought we'd get our lovely

audience to give you a few questions. All right?

-That is cool with me.

-Excellent. In that case,

I'm going to head into the audience. Who's got a question for Tyler?

-Let's start over here.

-Wow.

-Stand up. What's your name?

-Maverick.

-Your name's Maverick?!

-What a name!

That is the best name in the history of the world. High-five to that.

Sam sounds really dull now. Maverick, what is your question for Tyler?

-When did you start singing?

-When did you start singing?

-That is from Maverick.

-Maverick, first of all, your name.

-You are a legend.

-Awesome name.

-I started singing...

-My mum's got a tape of me singing when I was three years old.

-Wow.

Singing a Kylie Minogue song. I liked her.

Nothing wrong with Kylie Minogue.

-When I was a little boy, she was really pretty.

-She still is!

-Has that answered your question, Maverick?

-Yes.

-Good question.

APPLAUSE

Who else has got a question? Right here. That's easy. Stand up.

-What's your name?

-Chris.

-Chris, what's your question for Tyler?

Who's your favourite singer?

My favourite singer at the moment is probably Adele.

-She's done rather well for herself.

-Who's your favourite singer?

-Don't know.

-(Say Tyler James.)

Tyler.

CHEERING

That's what we like.

-Stand up. What's your name?

-Susanna.

-What's your question for Tyler?

How do you make your hair stick up like that?

-This is a question I need to know the answer to.

-He asked me this.

Hairspray.

Hairspray. It's all about hairspray.

I've had a quiff for so long that it stays up unless it's raining

and I'd end up with a fringe, which is not a good look.

-Tyler, it's beautiful.

-Thank you very much.

-Thank you very much for your question.

-I've got a question.

What are you going to be performing later in the show?

I'm going to be performing my first single which is called

-Single Tear.

-I can't wait for that.

We'll be seeing you a little bit later.

Right now, give it up for Tyler James.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Here's what else is coming up on the show.

'The boys bust some moves when they go undercover.

'It's In Yer Face.'

How you doin'? I'm Ricky B from Brooklyn.

'A dad is under the weather

'and Sam and Mark face The Truck Of Luck challenge.'

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's get back to the business of winding up.

Ladies and gentlemen, we would like you to meet some friends of ours.

Give it up for Lewis and Callum.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

All right, lads? Good to see you. Are you enjoying the show so far?

-BOTH: Yeah.

-Looking rather dapper, I must say.

Not long ago, these lads were the subject of one of our wind-ups.

Weren't you? BOTH: Yeah.

We filmed you with our hidden cameras and our task was to

disguise ourselves as characters without you recognising us.

Did you have any idea what was going on?

I even thought about getting my mum.

Let's have a look and see what happened.

-Callum, do the honours on camera one.

-Run VT.

Ah, another majestic day in Manchester...until we turned up.

MUSIC: "A-Team Theme Tune"

HORN BEEPS

Hello and welcome to another edition of In Yer Face.

Today, we're going to get right in the face of two of the biggest fans.

-Your mum and dad?

-No. These two.

I'm taking Callum...

And I'm taking Lewis.

The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

We've got lots of costumes and cunning disguises to help.

Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

If they uncover our true identity

and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.

'Round one - window cleaner. What do they look like?!

'Absolutely ridiculous. Like a couple of hairy Marys.

-'First up, Sam.'

-Well, well, well.

'Mr Sam Nixon, you look like you should be in a '70s rock band.'

You are a window cleaner.

I want you to knock on Lewis's door, hand him the flyer

and then maybe showing some of your window-cleaning techniques.

'Give him a demo.'

-I've got my squeegee. I'm ready for it.

-Brilliant. The best of luck.

You realise if he says, are you Sam from Sam and Mark,

you're out first go?

This is the point where I normally give you trash talk,

-but I'm not very confident so I'm not going to today.

-Go on. I like it.

All right. No, he's not going to get me.

Yeah, I've missed that(!)

KNOCK AT THE DOOR

You all right, mate? Can you give that to your mum?

I'm a new window cleaner in town.

I'm going round all the houses on the street trying to get a new

business going. Look at this, lads, you give it a good clean like that.

I will squeegee it off. I am the best in the business.

You won't get better than me. There's the leaflet.

If you take a look and let me know if you need any window cleaners, yeah?

-All right.

-See you later. Bye.

-Absolutely nailed it.

-That was easier than I thought.

-I know. Tell me about it.

-I tell you something. I'm a horrible window cleaner.

-Yes, you really are.

-I can see the smears from here.

-100% no streaks? That's a lie.

'Sam streaks into an early lead.

-'Next up, Mark.'

-Don't forget, Mark, I am 1-0 up.

'I'm through to the second round'

if Callum gets you on the first hurdle, you are out.

I am going to be the best window cleaner ever. I will sell it.

Don't worry about that. I'll do it.

KNOCK AT THE DOOR

Hi, mate. New window cleaner in the area.

Take a leaflet. Have a look at that.

If you'd like to take a look at the type of stuff I can do.

Put that on there. Get the squeegee. Down, down and down.

-Down.

-The REMINANTS will come off, but you know what I'm saying.

"Rem-in-nants"?!

If you take a leaflet. The number on the bottom there. What's your name?

-Callum.

-Nice to meet you, Callum. Take care. See you soon.

No idea.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That was good. He had no idea. "The rem-in-nants will disappear"?!

THEY LAUGH

'With scores at one apiece, let's bust a move into round two -

'break dancer.

'Look at them perms! Some fantastic disguises this week.

'Let's see some dance moves, Sam.'

-All right, Mr Sam Nixon. Looking rather brilliant.

-Thanks, man.

I'm ready for it.

-You are a break dancer. What's your name going to be?

-Ricky B.

-What's the B stand for?

-Beat boy.

-I should know that.

-I'm from Brooklyn.

You reckon you can pull off the American accent as well?

-Probably not.

-OK, here are the rules.

You've got to show Lewis a new move that you made up.

Then ask him to name that move.

-I can do that.

-You reckon you can?

-I'm Ricky B, man. I'm from Brooklyn.

Here we go.

-He's going to get him.

-How you doin', guys? I'm Ricky B.

-I'm Ricky B from Brooklyn, New York.

-"Ricky B from Brooklyn!"

I got a new move. You want to see my new move?

Here we go. This is my new move, man.

He's looking at him really strangely.

What do you think I should call the move? You don't know?

He's proper, like, "What is going on here?!"

-I'm Ricky B.

-Say it. Come on.

-See you next time.

Ugh! Sam Nixon, you are lucky.

APPLAUSE

How you doin'? I am Ricky B. What?!

How you doin'?

That was unbelievable. He was stunned.

-I don't think he had any idea.

-He hasn't got a clue.

-That's really bad.

-Bad for you!

-It really is. How could he not know?

What do you mean? I'm Ricky B!

'Ricky B, AKA Sam leads 2-1. Next up, Marky Mark.'

-2-1 to me, Mark.

-Yes, yes, I know.

-Feeling pretty nervous?

-No, I'm not.

-I'm feeling good.

-You're very good at break dancing.

Are you going to do your shoulder freeze?

You know, I have got a background in break dancing.

-This should be a breeze. You want to know my name?

-Go on, then.

-Big Dog Hands Clap.

-Big Dog Hands Clap? Wow. Good luck, dude.

You want to see me break dance?

Hey, man. You not break dancing? You like that?

You don't like break dancing?

You want to watch the Big Dog break dance?

I've been working on some new moves. Do you like that? And that as well?

-This one is my favourite. You go on the floor like that.

-Wow.

Impressive(!)

And you stay there until it really hurts. I'm the Big Dog.

-What's your name, man?

-Callum.

-Nice to meet you, Callum. Let's do this.

He's got no idea whatsoever.

What is he doing?

APPLAUSE

You want to dance with the Big Dog?

My favourite bit was, "You hold it until it really hurts."

-Well done.

-Cheers, mate.

-'2-2. Back to you lot in the studio.'

I can't believe that.

You genuinely didn't have a clue what was going on, did you?

BOTH: No.

Lewis, what did you think when that window cleaner came to your door?

I thought, "Oh, no. It's one of them that comes round just to say hello."

You said more than hello. You wrecked his windows.

-Sorry about the streaks.

-I thought yours was a mess as well.

Did you not see the "rem-in-nants"?

-What about our beat boy moves?

-I was impressed.

I was impressed with yours.

They're good lads, aren't they?

-I didn't even tell him to say that.

-You really didn't.

Things were about to get a little bit weirder.

-Lewis, it's your turn to do the honours. Down that camera.

-Run VT.

Butterfly warden.

Will these two be able to wing it or will they get caught?

First to take flight - Samantha.

-Hello, Mrs Nixon.

-This is a nice feminine look for me.

-OK, mate.

Here are the rules.

You are a female butterfly warden and you are worried about the

butterflies being caught in people's clothes as they leave Animal World.

I want you to... When Lewis exits, I want you to check his clothes

for any butterflies that may have got caught.

Ask him to repeat a butterfly pledge that you have come up with yourself.

-All right. OK.

-Have you got one in mind?

-I don't know.

I'm going to have to make it up on the spot.

I am looking forward to that more than you know.

-Hi there, guys. Did you have a nice time at the Animal World?

-Yeah.

We've just got to make sure there are no butterflies that have

got into your clothes. They are swines. They get everywhere.

Do you mind checking your pockets? Make sure there is no butterflies.

He's got a beard!

That's lovely. Thank you.

One last thing, we get our visitors to make a pledge to the butterflies.

-Is that all right? I...

-I...

-Promise to be faithful...

-Promise to be faithful...

-And friendly...

-And friendly...

-To all butterflies...

-To all the butterflies...

-In all the world...

-In all the world...

-But not moths.

-But not moths.

Thank you very much. Have a lovely day, guys. Thank you. Bye.

You have got to be joking.

-It was just too easy.

-Wait a minute. Have you paid him off or something?

You've got a grey wig and lipstick on. You're the same person.

-He has got no idea.

-I can't believe this.

-3-2. I'm in the final again.

Oh, man! Am I ever going to win this game?!

'That is highly unlikely. It's 3-2 to Sam.

'Will Marketta be able to level the scores?'

I can see the pressure coming out of your eyeballs.

-There's no pressure on me.

-It's 3-2 to me.

-Look at this.

Don't forget, if he says, "You're Mark from Sam and Mark,"

it's game over.

-I know the rules of the game, thank you.

-Here he comes, mate. Good luck.

Excuse me. I'm one of the butterfly wardens

and we've had some problems with butterflies escaping.

I was wondering if we could see

whether you've got any butterflies on you.

-I'm trying to keep them all safe.

-He's looking suspicious.

What we do for everyone that comes down is to do a pledge. After me.

-I, your name...

-Callum.

-I, Callum, will protect...

-Will protect...

-The butterflies.

That fly. High-five to that, Callum.

Nice work. Off you go. See you later.

MARK LAUGHS

APPLAUSE

I caught him. I caught him good and proper.

I can't believe he's not got you.

I can't believe neither of us have been got today.

We just make beautiful-looking women.

'Mark's levelled it up to 3-all.

'It's time for the decider. Round four - Lucky Dip.

'Sam and Mark must both choose one item from

'the mystery box of disguises.

'Sam draws sideburns. Mark gets Spock ears.

'Now they have to follow their targets up a travelator

'and whoever remains unidentified for the longest is the winner.

'Both Lewis and Callum are making their way onto the travelators,

'closely followed by Sam and Mark. Mark reaches Callum first.

'Will that prove to be a mistake? Yes. Yes, it will.

'He's looking at him and he's been rumbled.

'Back to Sam. Looks like he's been spotted as well. He's smiling.

'He's looking to his mother but she can't give him the answer.

'Surely, he must know. Yes.

'Sam Nixon, you're rumbled, but you're the winner.'

APPLAUSE

I've got issue with this. Your lucky dip item was sideburns.

You could have just had your hair cut funny. I had Spock ears.

-I reckon it should have been a draw.

-No. I reckon definitely not.

Callum, Lewis, did you guys have fun that day?

BOTH: Yeah. What was the funniest bit?

The funniest bit was when you came to the window, cos I was like,

"Oh, no. What's going on now?"

What about yourself, Callum?

I was the butterfly part when we had to say the pledge.

Have you stuck to the pledge, lads? Stay away from them moths, will you?

Brilliant. Give it up, everyone, for Lewis and Callum!

APPLAUSE

And just when you thought you couldn't take any more surprises,

-we just keep them coming.

-Oh, yes.

What we need is another member of one of you lot.

-It could be any one of you.

-Could be you! It could be you!

It's not you, it's not you. But it could be you!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Finger of Fun!

Hey, we're coming for you.

Finger, has anybody told you it's rude to point?

Don't worry about that, it's got an important job to do.

Finger of Fun, you'll need to find someone, so Finger of Fun,

find us someone!

-He's looking very blinged up today.

-Oh, yeah.

# Who's it going to be?

# Who's it going to be? #

-It's not you, it's not you.

-Who could it be?

It could be you. It's coming for you.

It's coming for you!

All right. The Finger of Fun has picked its prey.

-What is your name, please?

-Jess.

-Do you have any idea why the Finger has chosen you, Jess?

-No.

There is only one way to find out.

Come on down and play Prize Surprise!

APPLAUSE

OK. Jess, were you expecting that?

-No.

-No, I didn't think you were.

-Have you any idea why you're here?

-No.

All right, to tell you the truth, it's actually about your dad.

We've heard that your dad would really like to be a TV weatherman.

-Is that right?

-Yeah.

-Really? Why would he like to be a TV weatherman?

-He thinks...

-Sorry, Jess, I've just got to stop you there.

Sorry, we're going to have to take a break there

for an urgent news bulletin

as there's a severe weather warning coming through!

And you might find this particularly interesting.

Just take a look at this.

Sorry to interrupt Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up

but we have a severe weather warning for you.

Over to Andrew for more details.

Thank you. Yes, we interrupt the programme

with some strange unsettled weather being forecast.

You'd better be ready for just about anything.

Jess here looks so excited for the day

but let's see what she's got to look forward to.

The big picture shows low pressure bringing you plenty of showers

but there is also lots of sunshine.

The heavy rain will come first and bring some serious flooding.

In fact, you may have to find alternative ways of getting around

but the unsettled weather also means very strong sunshine

and high UV levels so make sure you slap on the SPF.

That's today's weather with Andrew.

Thank you, back to the Wind-Up studio.

Very good!

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-So, Jess, who was that weatherman?

-My dad!

It was indeed your dad and he's sat in the studio audience.

Please go crazy for Jess's dad Andrew, everyone!

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How are you doing, Andrew? Are you all right? Nice to see you.

Take a seat next to Jess.

So, Andrew, we have heard that you have always wanted to be

-a TV weatherman.

-That's right.

-You did a very good job there.

It was good, wasn't?

I would imagine it was a bit of a dream come true for you?

-Indeed it was.

-A bit of a nightmare for Jess.

Well, don't worry, because your dad is now going to get a chance

to make it all up to you.

Yes, Dad, this is your chance to show us everything you know,

or don't actually know, about the weather.

Come join us, it's time to play Weather Or Not.

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Andrew, we're going to ask you three questions, and for each question

you get right, you will earn Jess a prize.

That's exciting, isn't it, Jess?

But for each one that you get wrong,

you will be subjected to the elements!

Yes, as the famous saying goes,

if our thirst for knowledge isn't quenched, you'll get drenched.

-It's not used enough, that.

-It really isn't.

For each question you get wrong, Jess will make sure you are having

a very wet weekend by pouring a weather front all over you.

It could be rain, it could be snow, it could be fog, Andrew.

-I just don't know!

-Andrew, are you ready to play?

-I'm ready to play.

OK. Andrew, please step into the weather pod.

Take a seat.

Jess, if you'd like to get yourself into position.

Let's play Weather Or Not.

# We might as well be playing with lightning! #

That had to come in.

Question number one - take a look at this extreme close-up picture

and tell me, do you think it's weather or not?

-It's weather.

-You're saying weather? Interesting.

Andrew's saying weather. Let's see if he's correct.

-It is weather.

-Well done.

You've just won Jess a prize, which is a paper-thin electric guitar.

That's crazy.

The next question - Andrew, fish and frogs.

Have they ever been weather or not?

Fish and frogs.

Have they ever been weather or not? Audience, help him.

-Yes.

-You're saying that they have been weather.

Let's see if you're correct.

PINGING

-Yay! Congratulations.

-Does that sound represent correctness?

That sound represents correctness.

Surprisingly, there was a shower of fish

in the Norfolk seaside town of Great Yarmouth,

and a rain of frogs in the Welsh town of, let me get this right,

-Llanddewi.

-That's what it says on the tin there.

In 1996, and then there was another one in Croydon in 1998,

but we don't talk about that. Well done, guys.

That means you've won another prize and that prize is board games!

Lovely, lovely, lovely. There is one more question to come.

How does that make you feel, Andrew?

-You're doing quite well in this quiz.

-Confident.

-He's confident!

-Let's take that confidence away.

For the final question, take a look at this picture.

Is that weather or not?

-Not.

-You're going for not. Interesting.

Let's see if you're right.

It's a sheep. It's a sheep!

Congratulations. That means you've got that right,

which means you've won another prize for Jess, which is

a hand-held games console! Very good, very good!

Which means at the end of that, you've won a lot of prizes.

Guitar, board games, hand-held games console

and, you know, it's really nice because you didn't get wet,

-so that's nice, isn't it?

-Wait a minute.

There's something wrong here.

Jess is there, she's got the buckets, her dad's there.

What do you think we should do, audience?

CHEERING

It'd be rude not to, then. Jess, why don't you start with the rain?

MUSIC: "Only Happy When It Rains" by Garbage

-Bit of rain!

-I've never seen rain like that before.

Let's get a bit of snow on him. Get a bit of snow on him.

Get a bit of snow on him! There we go!

It's raining chickens and hens.

What about a bit of fog? Let's see what happens.

You got him good and proper there. He's looking a bit pasty.

-Shall we get some sun on him?

-A bit of sunshine.

MUSIC: "Walking On Sunshine" by Katrina And The Waves

Well done, guys. They have been fantastic sports.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Jess and her dad Andrew!

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Lovely surprise for Jess and her dad there

but our entire studio audience have been surprised at some point today,

haven't you? You've been surprised already today.

AUDIENCE: Yes!

Yes, let's take a look at what gave the audience a right fright

when they arrived today.

'Take one fake photo booth and one rubber spider

'and this is what you get.

MUSIC: "Ace Of Spades" by Motorhead

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Got ya! The wind-ups have been coming thick and fast.

And they don't stop there because the time has come for us to be surprised.

DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS

What?

Well, it shouldn't be a surprise any more because it happens every week.

Dare we speak those words, Sam? Bring on the Truck Of Luck!

OK, there is something inside this vehicle

but Mark and I have no idea what, but whatever it is,

we just have to go with it.

-It could be anything.

-Yes, that's the surprise, you see. Are you ready?

-I think so.

-Chimpy, please reveal the mystery guest.

Oh, no! What?

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Wow!

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Very good. John, I believe?

You're a football freestyler?

-That's it, that's what I do.

-I have got no chance.

I can't even do one kick-up.

-You're like a human dolphin or something.

-Hello, what's this?

The challenge is a penalty shootout.

You get 20 seconds to score as many goals as you can

but Chimpy's in goal, and you have to wear these clown shoes.

At least I might have a bit of a chance, then.

You've got more than a bit of a chance -

look at the size of these bad boys.

That is our challenge but how do you lot think we're going to do?

OK, studio...

CHEERING

Studio audience, while we put on these ridiculous clown shoes,

we need you to vote for who you think will be the best.

If you guess right, there is a prize in it for you.

You have each got two cards, blue for me and pink for Mark.

So please make your decisions and raise your cards!

About 50-50, that.

-Good?

-All right, all right.

I'll do my best for you, Sam fans.

-OK, so, John, am I going first, then?

-You're going first.

Chimpy's in goal, 20 seconds to score as many as you can.

Right, where's my positioning, where do you want me?

Right in front of the stage.

Ready - three, two, one, go!

Oh, yes!

-Oh, yes.

-Two.

Oh, no! Curler! Rubbish!

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-All right, Chimpy!

-That's good!

-Don't you patronise me!

For 20 seconds, that's all right!

Three, was it? Rubbish.

Are you ready for the hurricane?

-Three to beat.

-Ready. Good luck, Mark.

Three, two, one, go.

Come on, Chimpy, save them for me!

-Good save!

-Crossbar!

Yes!

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Yes! Chimpy, baby! Woo!

Woo! Woo!

Well done, well done.

All right, so it's a win for me

and that means it's a win for everyone who voted for me.

CHEERING

Because you will all receive

a no-expense-spared Big Friday Wind-Up toy!

-Thank you very much.

-John, everybody! And Chimpy, everyone.

APPLAUSE

-We'll be having words, Chimpy. We'll be having words.

-Legend.

-OK, shall we get our breath back?

-Yes, please.

While we do that, take a look at what else is coming up

on this series of Wind-Up.

-Wind-Up.

-It's where it's at.

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-Look at the bling!

-My eyes! So shiny!

Our fabulous familiar friend, the Finger of Fun is back.

-Easy for you to say.

-Really, really wasn't.

He is here to help us find two families for our final game.

They will have the chance to win loads of goodies,

including tonight's star prize, a games console!

CHEERING

So Finger of Fun, find us a family, will you?

It's coming for you.

# Who's it going to be?

# Who's it going to be? #

Oh, yes. The Finger has made up its mind

and our first family are the Stable family from Neath.

How are you doing, guys? You all right?

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All right, but who will they be competing against?

Come on, Finger. Off you go, find us another one!

# Who's it going to be?

# Who's it's going to be? #

If you're a family, it could be you.

You could be a family, if it's you. Don't know what that means.

Oh, oh, oh!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the Slavin family. Are you all right, guys?

They really didn't like it. Right, you lot.

Get yourself down here because it's time to play Family Face-off!

Come on down, guys! Come on down!

All right, let's meet our two families properly.

Over here we've got Stacey. How are you doing, Stacey?

-I'm good, how are you?

-I'm very well.

Would you like to introduce the rest of your family, please?

This is mum, Elaine,

Jamie, our friend,

and Linzie, my sister.

-Yes, and you are winning for me, aren't you?

-Absolutely.

All right, Team Mark. Nice.

-We've got Russell. Are you all right, mate?

-Fine, thank you.

Excellent. Introduce the rest of the gang for us.

This is my daughter Millie, my son Samuel

and mum Liz at the end.

-Sam, high-five for a great name. Well done.

-Team Mark, are we ready?

-All right!

-Team Sam, are we ready?

In that case, what are we waiting for?

It's time for round one. The Underpants Of Chaos!

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Now, never let it be said that we are not followers of fashion.

We are in fact wearing underpants over the tops of our suits.

It's all the rage in Milan.

The thing is, with these underpants, they are actually electrifying!

-There's only one thing left to do.

-We need to try them out.

The powers that be, let's test the underpants!

Yes, they are working!

They are working. Thank you very much. Here's how the game works.

This is Team Sam...

..and this is Team Mark.

Each team is going to tell us an interesting fact about themselves

and then the other team has to guess whether that fact is true or false.

Once the teams have made up their minds, they press one of the buttons

in front of them to show if they think that was indeed true or false.

If my team are right, Mark will get the shock.

-But if my team are wrong, then I get the shock.

-Let's play.

Team Sam, can we please have your fact?

I was once chased by an elephant.

Interesting.

Team Mark, do you think that fact is true or false?

You can deliberate, starting now.

CLOCK TICKS

Get it right, please. It's going to sting if you get it wrong.

Not lying.

Guys, your time is up.

I can see that you're having a serious conflab about this.

Before you press your button, what have you decided, true or false?

False.

OK, get ready to press your false button in three, two, one.

Yay!

It was true. You were chased by an elephant?

-I was chased by two, actually.

-Tell us more!

I was on holiday in Zimbabwe a few years ago.

I was going river-rafting and on the way down to the ravine,

there was some elephants in the distance

but the guide's plan was, "Just be quiet, you will be OK."

The elephants didn't agree with that so all of a sudden,

-two or three started charging towards us.

-My goodness!

You're like Indiana Jones or something, that's amazing! Excellent.

Guys, it's now time for Team Mark to give us your fact.

What's it going to be?

One of us can do a Mexican wave with our eyebrows.

Right, best of luck, Team Sam, your time starts now.

You get it right, I get the shock.

You get it wrong, Sam gets the shock.

-What are you going for?

-True.

-Here we go.

Press your true button in three, two, one...

-No!

-Yes! It was indeed false.

That means at the end of the first round, the scores are nil-nil.

APPLAUSE

It's time for round two. We would like to say

this is the most sophisticated round in game show history, but we can't.

This is Chimp In A Chair.

APPLAUSE

No-one is safe from being wound up on this show,

not even our lovely friend Chimpy.

Now, after the weather warning earlier on in the show,

as you can see, loads of rubbish has been blown onto the studio floor.

-Oh, no!

-No, Sam.

Once the chair stops spinning,

Chimpy will have to try to pick up as many items as he can.

Not easy when your head feels like it's been in a washing machine.

The question is, how many items of rubbish

will our dizzy Chimpy be able to grab?

Families, please write down your answers now.

OK, that's your time up. Write down something...quickly.

-Seriously, for the chimp.

-Here we go.

Let's find out how many items our Chimpy can pick up

in three, two, one, stop the chimp! OK, come round here, Chimpy.

There you go, grab some stuff!

Grab some items! Pick up that rubbish!

-What are you doing?

-Come on, Chimpy!

What are you doing?

Time's up! Keep hold of your items, Chimpy.

You come over here. You all right, here we go.

Come on, Chimpy.

Can you stand there?

Let's count the items. We have got...one, two items!

You're rubbish! You're rubbish, Chimpy!

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OK, that was two items.

Team Sam, what was your guess, please?

-12.

-12!

-OK, Team MARK, what about you?

-We've gone for 10.

Which is closer than 12, which means that, Team Mark,

you are one-nil up, which means you go through to the final prize round!

Yes!

-Go and get ready, girls. Well done!

-Commiserations to my team.

Have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Very much.

-Excellent, you've been awesome.

Give them a massive round of applause, it's Sam's team, everybody!

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OK, then. Here we go, let's play Stuck On You.

Playing this game, we have Linzie and Stacey. How are you feeling, girls?

-Excited.

-Good! All right, here are the rules.

The Wind-Up audience is armed with hundreds of balls.

Show us your balls!

You've got until the klaxon sounds to run around

and catch as many of those balls on your sticky suits.

At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls

and see what prizes you qualify for.

More than 20 balls,

which is represented by this yellow line here,

you'll win all these lovely board games!

More than 40 balls, represented by the blue line,

will get you all the board games plus tickets to a theme park!

But more than 60 balls, represented by this red line here,

you will win the board games, the tickets to the theme park

and the star prize - a games console!

Wait, that's not all, because there is one golden ball out there

and if you manage to catch that,

you will get your hands on tonight's mystery star prize.

-OK, Linzie and Stacey, are you ready?

-Yeah.

One final rule - you can't use your hands to pick up any of the balls.

-But that's the only rule.

-That's the only rule!

OK, they're ready. In that case, audience, let them have it!

Go, go, go!

-Stop, stop doing what you're doing!

-I can see something special.

You guys have got a lot of balls there, lot of balls!

Give a round of applause!

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You go that side, you come this side, darling.

OK, here we go. Let's fill it up.

-Come on, girls, you can do this. Careful.

-Careful!

-That's the 20 ball mark.

-I'm getting excited.

I've never seen so many balls!

They're past the blue line!

All right, I'm done, I think.

Come on, come on, come on! Come on!

APPLAUSE

Yes!

Well done, that means... I'm not so good at the maths

but I can definitely see that you've got more than 60 balls,

which means you win all the prizes!

APPLAUSE

Come on in, and it's your lucky day, girls,

because look what I've found, it's the golden ball!

It's the golden ball!

I can't believe it! Which means you have won tonight's mystery prize

and that prize is a Sam and Mark mug.

-Everyone wants one!

-Well done, guys.

-Have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Yeah.

-Excellent.

You've been absolutely fantastic, you really have.

It's almost time to wind up the show

but not before we've said thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight

and of course a big thank you to John, our football freestyler.

He was good! A round of applause for John, everybody!

APPLAUSE

We will see you next time but before we go,

playing us out it's the fantastic Tyler James.

Take it away!

# Can't find the pieces of my broken heart

# Can't see the light I'm fading into dark

# I fake the hurt I go through every day

# Like I'm OK

# Like I'm OK

# Every moment since you left I swear my world stopped turning

# Every picture in my heart of you just keeps on burning

# I haven't cried a single tear all year

# I don't remember

# Is it September?

# I haven't cried a single tear all year

# But I confess though Feels like disaster

# And things will never be the same

# And all the hurt it still remains

# I haven't cried a single tear all year

# Become the master of a million fears

# Ain't cried a single tear

# Ain't cried a single tear

# Ain't cried a single tear

# Ain't cried a single tear

# Living without you Don't know where to start

# Can't fight the will to slowly fall apart

# Living a lie Tell myself every day

# I'll be OK, I'll be OK

# Lost in loneliness Can't find my way

# I keep on falling

# In the emptiness I swear I still hear you calling

# I haven't cried a single tear all year

# I don't remember

# Is it September?

# I haven't cried a single tear all year

# But I confess though Feels like disaster

# And things will never be the same

# And all the hurt still remains

# I haven't cried a single tear all year

# Become the master of a million fears

# Ain't cried a single tear

# Ain't cried a single tear

# Haven't cried a single tear all year

# I don't remember

# Is it September?

# Haven't cried a single tear all year

# Got to confess though Feels like disaster

# And things will never be the same

# And all the hurt it still remains

# I haven't cried a single tear all year

# Become the master of a million fears

# Ain't cried a single tear... #

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