The Mend Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

TOILET FLUSHES

-Oh, hello.

-How are you doing? We're just about to start.

There is loads coming up tonight.

We've surprises around every corner.

We've got a little bit of this...

-We've got music from The Mend. All right, lads?

-Hi, mate!

-Looking forward to the show?

-Can't wait.

-It'll be awesome.

And we've got loads and loads of prizes to give away.

-Let's do this.

-Wait!

-Are you seriously going on dressed like that?

-You're right.

-The hat's a bit much.

-That's better. Run the titles.

# Wind me up, put me down Start me off and watch me go

# It's easy once you know how it's done

# You can't stop now it's already begun... #

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Big Friday Wind-Up

and here's everyone's favourite double act called Sam and Mark,

it's Sam...and Mark!

Hello! Hello!

-Hey!

-Hey!

-Whoo!

-BOTH: It's Friday!

-This is where your week ends...

-And your weekend starts.

-Enjoy it before your weekend ends...

-And your week starts again.

-I'm lost now. Shall we get on with the show?

-Welcome to the Wind-Up!

CHEERING

Ah, yes. It's the show with more surprises than a big surprisey thing

-in a town called Surpriseville.

-We've got prizes, challenges

and a few shocks in store for members of our studio audience.

-It could be any one of you.

-Just you wait.

Later on, a couple of you will be playing a game with tonight's stars,

The Mend!

And that is not all. We'll see what happened when Mark and I tricked

a few fans with our hidden cameras.

-Ah, bonjour! Picture?

-Saying "bonjour"!

-You like?

-Yeah.

-Ah, tres bien!

But right now, studio audience, the golden rule is no one is safe.

-Mark, shall we?

-Why not?

-Thanks. Thanks a lot.

-Thanks.

Hello, studio audience. Are you all right? Hello!

Hello!

Right, look at all you scared...

All looking at me. This is lovely.

I am going to come and speak to somebody right here.

I'm going to speak to...you, Amy.

-Hello! You all right?

-Yep.

Now, Amy, I have heard that your mum is a little embarrassing. Is she?

-Yes.

-Is this your mum right here?

-Yep.

-Is this Amanda?

-Mm-hm.

-Amanda, how are you?

-Fine, thank you.

-Are you embarrassing?

-No.

Shall we find out why she's embarrassing? I think we should.

Because every time we go to Disneyland,

my mum and dad always kiss in public in front of the castle.

Aww, no! Not kissing in public!

-And wasn't there something one night when you went to bed early?

-Yep.

What happened?

-Well, I was awake in my room for like an hour.

-Yeah.

-Couldn't get to sleep.

-And I went downstairs

and I looked through a little crack in the door

and I saw my mum and dad with the music on, dancing and kissing!

Oh, no!

Mark, beat that!

I just don't know whether I can. Look at these faces.

Petrified, the lot of them. OK. Who am I going to come to?

Hello, people. I am actually going to come to...you, Molly.

-How you doing?

-Fine, thanks.

-Are you enjoying the show?

-Yeah.

I've heard that you've got an embarrassing mum sitting here.

-All right, Angie?

-Yes, thank you.

-Why does she embarrass you?

-Well, like, wherever we are,

if a track comes on that she likes,

she just stops and starts dancing!

What?! What, any track?

-Any track that she likes.

-Really? Well, Angie,

-we've got a track you might like.

-MUSIC PLAYS

Get up! Let's do it!

Hey! High five, Angie. High five.

Sorry, Molly, it had to be done.

Sam, can you do any better? Good luck.

It's going to be difficult, but I think I can beat it.

-I'm going to speak to...Georgia. Hello. You all right?

-Yeah.

-How's it going?

-All right.

-You look shocked.

Now, Georgia, tell me about your mum.

I've heard that she's got a bit of a special hobby.

-Yeah.

-What does she do?

-Cheerleader.

-She's a cheerleader!

Lovely. What kind of stuff does she do?

-Toe touches and splits and stuff.

-Splits?!

Wow. Interesting. When she struts her stuff, is it embarrassing?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, I bet it is. You're not alone today.

-Are these all your friends?

-Yeah.

-Hello! Give us a wave!

Oh, lovely. Am I right in thinking that all you girls cheerlead?

-And now all your mums have started?

-Yeah.

-That IS embarrassing.

We've actually got a picture of your mums in their cheerleading gear.

Hey!

-What do you think of that, Georgia?

-No.

Now your mums are not here today. Where are they?

-At a competition.

-A cheerleading competition? Oh, wow.

To tell you the truth, girls, your mums ARE at a competition.

Georgia, your mum isn't. She's right backstage

and she's going to do a routine now.

Give it up for Penny!

We're hot! We're aiming for the top!

I'm Penny! You're Georgia! We're hot, hot, hot!

Yay! Very good! Very good indeed.

Georgia, what do you think about that?

-Is that embarrassing?

-Mm.

Now, girls, I told you a little bit of a fib.

Your mums are not at the competition. Come on in, girls!

Five, six, seven, eight!

MUSIC: "The Edge of Glory" LADY GAGA

Yeah!

Yay!

-Thank you.

-How good was that? That was fantastic.

Please give it up for Penny and the other mums!

-What do you think about that, girls?

-Yeah.

-Embarrassing at all?

-A little bit.

-Georgia, I know you're a little bit embarrassed by that,

but you can now get your own back. Penny, you go and get ready.

Georgia, come with me. It's time to play Mum On A Wheel!

Now Georgia's mum is backstage getting ready. She's scared.

-Georgia, are you ready to see your mum like never before?

-Yeah.

-Audience, are you ready?

-ALL: Yes!

In that case, please give it up for Mum On A Wheel!

-Here she is.

-Hello!

-Hello, Penny. How are you doing?

-All right!

-Your glasses steamed up!

I know! It's a bit hot back there.

I know what you're thinking. "How do you play Mum On A Wheel?"

It's really quite simple. The wheel has three gold sections.

If Mum lands on Mum, she'll win herself a prize!

-That'd be nice.

-Yeah.

-And if Mum lands on Audience,

every one of you will win a prize! They like that.

But, even better still, if Mum lands on Star

then Georgia wins a prize!

-Yeah! Bring it! High five!

-Leave him hanging!

What we're saying is gold is good.

Red, on the other hand, is BAD!

Well, actually, it's not that bad. If Mum lands in the red section,

Georgia gets to foam her!

-Georgia, are you ready for this?

-Yeah.

-Fantastic.

-Spin that mum and make her squeal. Come on, Sam...

-Spin the wheel!

Here we go!

Yes, yes...!

Can you believe it? On the first one.

-Come over here.

-Mum, you'll get foamed by your lovely daughter.

All right. Hold on to that bad boy.

-Right. You need to press that button.

-Get ready.

In three, two, one, foam her!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

-OK, stop the foaming!

-You looked like you enjoyed that.

-Penny, did you enjoy that?

-No!

-We've got two more spins.

-Ready for the second one?

-Yeah.

-Here we go!

Oh...oh...oh...

It's landed on Mum. You've won a prize. Let's see what it is.

A prize that ever mum needs - a travel mug!

-Penny, we've got one more spin. Are you ready?

-Yeah.

-Here we go, then.

Oh, yes...oh, yes...

-I can't believe it.

-Georgia, you know what to do.

You're a veteran at this now.

OK, after three. Three, two, one, foam her!

-Yes!

-Yeah!

-Well done, Georgia!

-So at the end of Mum On A Wheel you got foamed twice,

-but you did win yourself a travel mug!

-Yay!

All that for a travel mug. You must be so gutted.

-Have you had fun?

-Yeah!

-Have you had fun?

-Yeah.

-Fantastic! Let's hear it for Georgia and Penny.

-That WAS fun.

-It really was.

-Now it's time for some more fun.

Let's meet some of our studio audience!

-Hey, Abby and Ellie. Enjoying the show so far?

-Yeah.

-Excellent stuff.

Not so long ago, Mark and I were set a challenge to disguise ourselves

-in a series of wacky outfits...

-Yeah!

-..to see how far we could go

-without these girls recognising us.

-So how do you think we did?

-Only one way to find out. Ellie?

-Run VT!

-Nice.

-Ah, another lovely day in Liverpool.

-Until we showed up!

-It's time for In Your Face.

-We're getting in the face of these two.

-What are you doing?

-Putting out the vibe.

-I'm taking Ellie.

-And I'm taking Abby.

-The aim is not to get recognised.

-We've got loads of costumes to help.

Whoever gets away with it the longest wins.

But if they uncover our identity and make a positive ID in our faces,

-then it's game over.

-Let's get ready to rumble! Round One!

Gas Man. Can these two stinkers pretend they work for a gas company?

First up, Sam.

Gas Man! Gas Man!

Gas Man, yeah! It's one of my favourite ones. It'll be brilliant.

-Smell gas, you know who to call.

-You are a gas man

investigating a gas leak that's been reported in the area.

-Knock on Abby's door.

-Yeah.

-Ask Abby if she smelt any gas

-and you must say the word "gas" five times during the conversation.

-OK.

-OK?

-I'll try!

-If Abby says, "Are you Sam from Sam and Mark?"

it's a very early bath for you. Do your thing, Gas Man.

-What's your accent going to be?

-I think I'll go for Welsh.

Oh, interesting!

Hello there. I'm from Gas Gas Ltd. We've had reports of a gas leak.

Have you smelt any gas?

-No.

-You haven't? Well, if you do smell gas, contact Gas Gas Ltd.

-OK.

-Thank you very much.

-I now work for Gas Gas Ltd.

-I'll work for Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Ltd!

Your turn. What's your accent going to be?

-"Ee, have you smelt any gas?"

-Right.

So Sam leads one nowt.

Next up, Mark.

OK, I'm one-nil up. If she says, "You're Mark from Sam and Mark,"

-you are out of there.

-Watch me. This is going to be TV gold.

You have to say the word "gas" at least five times.

Here we go, here we go.

Excuse me, love.

I'm the gas man from the gas company. There's been a gas leak.

-Have you smelt any gas?

-No.

You've not smelt any gas? No? OK.

If you do smell any gas, go on the website I've Got Gas.

It's in the phone book as well. All right?

Are you Mark?

-Who's that?

-Mark from Sam and Mark.

-Yes, I am.

-Rumbled!

No...! Oh...

-Not on the first go!

-First round! What a fool!

That's the first time anybody has ever got it first time.

How are you doing? High five. All right, Mum?

I'll high five you as well. That's the shortest day for me ever.

You are rubbish.

Did you not like my Scouse accent?

Unbelievable scenes! Back to you in t'studio.

I'm devastated, actually. I've never been recognised in Round One.

-Was my accent that bad?

-Yeah.

-Even this guy said it!

-He said it was awful!

-You are useless on this game, mate.

-Unbelievable.

Abby, did you have any idea that I was the gas man?

I was a little bit suspicious, but I didn't want to be rude.

-Oh, bless you! Thank you. Sucks to be you.

-It really does.

So Mark was out of the game, but the fun didn't stop there.

-Let's see how far I could take this. Abby, do the honours.

-Run VT!

So Sam's the winner, but let's see how far he can push it

in Round Two - Artist. Can he draw a picture of his target?

I cannot believe I'm saying this after Round One, but well done.

Thanks. This is lovely for me now.

I can bask in the glory and see how far I can take it.

-Lovely, look at you.

-Sorry?

-You look ridiculous.

I heard you! I'm just sorry.

-Here are the rules. You are an artist painting in the park.

-Yeah.

As Abby comes towards you, you need to paint a picture of her.

I'm so in love with painting that I've done a picture of you.

-What's that it says on there?

-You're holding up your hands, saying,

-"I'm rubbish at In Your Face!"

-I hope she gets you on this one.

-She's looking at you.

-Ah, bonjour!

A picture?

Em...OK.

Bonjour, bonjour.

-Tres bien. Tres bien.

-Stop saying "bonjour"!

Do it quicker, mate. She's going to suss you out.

Come on!

Come on, Abby. Come on.

Ah, tres bien. Tres bien.

Surely. Surely. You've got to get him.

Bonjour. You like?

-Yeah.

-Ah, tres bien!

-"Bonjour. You like?"

-Thank you.

Thank you.

-That was the worst drawing ever.

-It really looked bad.

Oh...

I am just... so good at this.

-That's the worst drawing ever!

-I genuinely don't know if she knows.

I don't think she does. You kept on saying, "Bonjour!"

-That's all I had.

-I was like, "Come on! Get him!"

-She doesn't know.

-Again. I'm going to the third round.

I am the king of this.

-This is called Explode of Colour.

-It's really nice(!)

So Sam makes it two-nil,

but can he now give an Oscar-winning performance as a female usher?

Not the pop star Usher. People who work in t'cinema. Let's move on.

-Sam Nixon, you're looking absolutely foxy.

-Thanks.

-I'm loving the pigtails.

-Are you eating popcorn?

-No.

-You are.

-A little bit.

-Brilliant. Enjoy it.

Sam, when Abby comes in, take her ticket,

tell her which cinema she needs to go to and get in a certain word

that I will give to you at the appropriate time. Good luck.

-Thank you.

-I'll eat my popcorn now.

-Mate, how are you feeling?

-Pretty nervous.

-You look ridiculous.

Here they come.

Hiya, you all right? How are you doing?

Can I have your seat tickets? Thank you very much.

-And it's Screen One. OK? That's brilliant.

-We need our 3D glasses.

-No worries, no worries.

-The word you've to get in is "potato".

Oh, potato! I dropped it. Sorry about that.

There's your 3D glasses. It's the first one on the right. Off you go.

-Thank you very much.

-Thanks.

-Bye! Enjoy the film.

Bye!

"Potato. I've dropped it." Are you kidding?

-She's coming back.

-Coming back.

-Say it!

-Do I? Who's that?

-Somebody off CBBC.

-Off CBBC? Oh, I love CBBC. I get that a lot.

-Is it Helen Skelton?

-No. It's Sam from Sam and Mark.

Finally! Hey!

Hey-hey-hey!

I've been playing a game with you all day. You guessed it right.

Mark's been playing the same game with your friend Ellie.

Do you remember this morning when a gas man came to your door?

-That... I knew it!

-That was me!

-Ellie found out Mark straight away.

-I was rubbish.

I tried to do a Scouse accent and she got me straight away.

She really did. Abby, I am so glad you didn't say anything.

That means that I'm the winner!

Sam, you make a terrible artist, but you make a beautiful woman!

I don't know about that! But I won. Abby, I can't believe

-you didn't recognise me as a woman.

-I was confused, really.

-I was confused.

-So was I.

-And I apologise to any French people.

-Bonjour!

-Je suis pantalons.

A big thank you, everybody. Please give it up for Abby and Ellie!

Ah...

If you think that was good, wait until you see what else is coming.

# Had your number on speed dial... #

Still to come: we'll have a special performance from The Mend.

We'll also play a game with some lucky members of our audience,

but who will be picked? And Sam and Mark get a surprise of their own

in the Truck of Luck!

So much still to come, but please welcome this week's special guests,

The Mend!

Come over here, lads!

-Good to see you.

-How are you doing, mate?

-All right?

-It's The Mend!

It's a bit like that, this sofa.

Thanks for joining us, guys. Lovely to have you on the show.

What's life been like since Britain's Got Talent?

Where do we start? It's been just crazy.

Gigging up and down the country. We've just been working on an album.

-We've just recorded our single.

-Amazing.

-Fantastic.

You were actually the wildcards, a new thing that they brought in.

So you got to the semi-finals, but didn't make it to the final,

but then the judges brought you back. That must have felt amazing.

It was a rollercoaster ride. In the semis we didn't get through.

It's all done in London, so we came back up to Manchester

and then we got the phone call off David Walliams.

The longest wait of our lives, just looking at the phone.

-I would imagine!

-We've got a lot to ask you, but we're a bit lazy.

But you have got many fans here,

so we thought they could interview you. Is that all right?

-Sam, you're the younger one.

-Who's got a question?

Over here, right away. Stand up.

-What's your name?

-Ayesha.

-Want to say hello to The Mend?

-Hi!

-What's your question for the lads?

-How did they first get together?

We met in Manchester through music. Music brought us together.

-Now we're best friends.

-Nice.

-Does that answer your question?

-Yes.

-Excellent. Who's next?

-OK, let's go over here.

-Have you got to run over there?

Who's got one? Right here. OK, stand up, mate.

-What's your name?

-Zak.

-What is your question?

-Do they play football and what's their favourite team?

-Excellent.

-I'm interested in this.

-I am the best footballer.

-Really?

-Without a doubt.

-Which teams do you support?

-I support Liverpool.

-Leeds.

We're Man United fans, so...

CHEERS AND BOOING

-A few Man United fans in there!

-Excellent. Who wants a question?

Oh, wow. Let's go up here.

-Go on, stand up. What's your name?

-Ellie.

-What's your question?

Who do you look up to? What band?

Groups, I guess I like Boyz II Men.

-Ask your dads.

-But there's another group - The Drifters.

-Might be a bit too old.

-Ask your granddads!

-Thank you very much.

-I've got a question for you guys.

You spend a lot of time together. Ever play pranks?

-All the time.

-Do you? What kind of pranks?

We're on the road at the minute, doing a lot of gigs.

Whenever any of us goes to sleep, there's a picture like that.

-A lot of them.

-As you well know, we played a prank on you guys

when you arrived at your dressing room. Shall we take a look?

-Audience?

-YES!

-Run that VT! Come on.

Aaargh!

Thank you(!)

Nice to meet you, mate.

I tell you what - one-nil.

It's embarrassing. We'll get the next one.

Well, you made friends with Chimpy. Not a lot of people do that.

-What were you thinking?

-His reaction made me jump!

He screamed like a little girl.

Lads, thanks for being such great sports.

Audience, give yourselves a round of applause for fantastic questions.

But, The Mend, stay right there.

We've promised a couple of audience members then chance to play a game

-with The Mend, but who will it be?

-We need someone who knows boy bands.

There's only one thing for it. I give to you the Finger of Fun!

-Ah!

-Oh, yeah!

-It stinks! What's wrong with the finger?

-A fungal nail infection!

You crimi-nail!

-Get away from me!

-Find someone, will you?

OK, who's it going to be? Who's it going to be?

# Who is it going to be?

# Who is it going to be? Not you! #

It's not you. Not you.

Who's it going to be?

All right!

You're the chosen two. What are your names?

-Vicky.

-Hannah.

OK, well, how do you know each other?

-Cousins.

-Cousins.

-Interesting. Well, get yourselves down here.

It's time to play The Prize Surprise!

All right, Vicky and Hannah?

Now, did either of you girls think that when you woke up this morning

-you'd be sat here in front of this lovely studio audience?

-No.

-No.

We understand that you're both fans of boy bands?

-Is that right?

-Yes.

-Yes.

-Which ones in particular?

-JLS and One Direction.

-Good choices. What about you?

-I like the older ones, Boyzone, Westlife.

-Classics.

We've also heard that Vicky gets a bit obsessive about boy bands.

-Hannah, what sort of things does Vicky do?

-Sings a lot.

She sings a lot, does she?

And she's organised about collecting boy band memorabilia.

-Is that right?

-Yeah.

-Interesting.

-We've got some pictures.

-Shall we have a look at some?

-Yeah.

-There's one, there's one.

Steps, look at that, that's a good one. Spice Girls, back in the day.

-A lot of Westlife.

-A bit of Ronan underneath.

-That's in our loft.

-What else have we got?

-Oh, look at them VHS's, guys. They are...

-Do you remember VHS?

-What have we got there?

Boyzone 2000, Boyzone Live, Boyzone something else.

-Do you keep records of every gig that you've been to?

-I do.

What kind of things do you write down?

Just... I had to have a spreadsheet.

-You have a spreadsheet?

-LAUGHTER

Wow, you really are organised!

Vicky, organise my mind into knowing what a spreadsheet is.

It's a document on a computer.

-What do you put on there?

-Every concert, set lists, everything.

-Wow!

-Sorry, Vicky. Who does that?

-Why do you do that?

-I don't know.

I'm not going to do it any more!

It's a bit worrying, but we thought we'd put your organisational skills

and your boy band knowledge to the test by playing a little game

-with our special guests, The Mend. That'll be good, won't it...?

-Yes.

-They don't know what to say. They're scared.

-Don't worry. It'll be good.

Come over here because it's time to play Out Of Order. Come on, girls.

-APPLAUSE

-All right, lads?

Here we have all four members

of The Mend standing in no particular order.

What we want you two to do is put them into a particular order

when we give you a category.

For example, if we wanted them to stand in order of height,

going from smallest to tallest next to me, how would that look, lads?

Get yourselves in order. So tallest here...

-I think that's pretty...

-Yeah, is that what we're saying?

Are you two about the same?

They're going to split up right here! That looks about right.

Yeah, which is pretty easy, but it's going to be tougher than that.

There are plenty of brilliant prizes up for grabs. Are you ready?

-Yeah.

-No!

You will be, I promise. You'll be fine.

Hannah and Vicky, your first task is for signed T-shirts and pictures.

You'll never guess who signed them. It's only The Mend!

Lovely. What you've got to do is put the boys in order of shoe size,

going from smallest... The audience are going, "How will you do that?"

Going from smallest right over there to the biggest closest to Sam, OK?

-You think you can do that?

-No.

LAUGHTER

Cool. Your time starts now. Off you go.

-Move them around.

-Move them around. That's it.

-Give me your hand.

OK... You've got four...

-Come on, keep going.

-KLAXON

No, that's not right, but never mind.

OK, so you're saying that in this situation

Craig's got the smallest feet

-and you're saying Jay has got the biggest feet.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

Let's see how you did. Guys, are they right?

-No.

-Very close, but no.

-Oh, no.

-Really? So who's got the smallest feet?

Kris.

Oh, that was so close!

Oh, I'm sorry, you got it wrong.

-But don't worry, we've got another question for you.

-We have indeed.

This time you are playing for all these boy band goodies.

-That's nice, isn't it?

-Yeah.

-OK, listen up.

This time, we want you to order the guys by age,

starting with the youngest at the far end and the oldest

at this end next to Sam.

-Ready?

-Yeah.

-Take a good look first.

Who's been moisturising and who should be?

Don't forget, you've only got ten seconds. Your time starts now.

-Come on.

-Come on, come on.

OK... Right.

-What do you think?

-Right, OK. Go on.

-KLAXON

-Time is up.

-All right.

-Time is up.

So you think Kris is the youngest,

followed by Jay, Dean and then Craig is the oldest.

-Let's hope you haven't offended anyone.

-Sorry.

-I'm useless with ages.

-What's your reasoning behind your decision?

I just thought he was the youngest

cos he's got a hat that I don't understand.

-LAUGHTER

-I'm sorry!

-That's OK.

-I'm not fashionable either!

Young kids wear 'em today. You know what I mean?

Let's find out if you're right.

OK, guys, are they right?

-No.

-No!

Come on then, guys. Get yourselves in order.

-Dean's the youngest.

-Really?

-But you've got a beard!

-Everyone thinks I'm the youngest as well.

I'm quite gutted about that.

Sorry, you are wrong, but there's still time to pull this back.

We are now playing for tonight's star prize

and you'll want this star prize, so I'd try and get this right.

Tonight's star prize are tickets to see One Direction live.

You do want them, don't you? All right, OK.

You might want to help them out, lads, on this.

And audience, you can try and help them out in this one.

This is a test of memory because what we want you to do

is put the lads in the order they were in when we started this game.

-Can you remember?

-Yeah.

-You look confident.

-I like confidence.

Let's see if you can do it. Audience, you can help them.

It's a good prize. We want to give it away. Your time starts now.

Go, go, go!

-So Jay...

-You were over there.

Go for it. Right.

-Are they the right way round?

-Yes.

KLAXON

-We made it, we made it.

-Are you going for that?

Did they do it in the time allotted?

-Yes.

-The audience are saying "yes".

-Confident with your decision?

Yes... No.

This one is for the star prize.

Let's see the order they were at the start of this game.

-There they are. Let's have a look.

-It's the right order!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done, guys. That means you are going to see One Direction live!

You started off terribly badly, but you brought it back in the end.

-Are you feeling good?

-Yes.

-Yes.

Let's hear it for Hannah, Vicky and The Mend!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The lads will be performing for us later on in the show.

But right now, it's time for some more hidden camera action.

When our audience were waiting to come into the studio,

some of them were lured into the Wind-Up photo booth.

But it wasn't their pictures we were taking. It was their dignity.

'Take one fake photo booth, a water pistol and this is what you get!'

Ohhh!

-What is it?

-It's water!

APPLAUSE

I love seeing people's faces when they don't know what's going on!

-Don't speak too soon because now it's our turn.

-No, not this again.

It's the part of the show where Mark and I get a surprise of our own.

Without further ado, we must say...

BOTH: Bring on the Truck of Luck!

HORN TOOTS

OK, there is something inside this vehicle,

but Mark and I have no idea what.

Whatever it is, we just have to go with it.

All right, here we go. Mystery guest, please reveal yourself.

-Let me see high knees. High knees, let's go!

-Oh, no!

Press-ups, let's go. Five!

One, two, three, four, five. Into the squat position, let's go!

Squat with ball, go!

One, two, three, four.

Shoulder press-up, let's go. One, two, three, four.

That'll do!

CHEERING

Oh, man! How are you doing?

-All right, guys?

-How are you doing?

-All right?

-How are you doing?

I'm just shattered watching you. Is that our challenge?

-No, you're going to be doing an assault course right here.

-Wow!

-This is going to be tiring.

-It really is.

But how do you think we are going to do?

Studio audience, vote for who you think will do this best.

-If you get it right, there is a prize.

-You've got two cards.

-Blue for me and pink for Mark.

-Make your decisions.

BOTH: And raise your cards!

I reckon that's quite even.

Yeah, even Stevens. Maybe a few more Marks.

-I don't know. Yeah, go on then.

-LAUGHTER

-We'd best go and get ourselves ready then.

-Yeah, and get really fit!

While we do that, here's some Wind-Up hidden camera action

for your eyes to feast on.

'Take one clumsy Wind-Up actor

'and one fake TV box

'and this is what you get.'

LOUD SMASH

APPLAUSE

-Yeah...

-This is happening.

We are back and ready to do our challenge. I'm a bit nervous.

You are? I am! So, guys, what have we got to do?

We'll do the mini-assault course.

-Stand to attention whilst I go through each obstacle.

-OK.

The first obstacle is high knees all the way through the tyres.

When you get here, it's five press-ups.

It's down to the floor, all the way down.

As soon as you've done that, it's under the net as fast as you can.

OK, when you're done, come out of there, hurdle the log.

Then you've got some exercises to do with me.

It's back to five press-ups. I'll pass you the medicine ball.

Stick it on your chest. Five...

As soon as you've done five, you reach up to the sky, shoulder press.

I'll stop the clock after the fifth one and you're stood to attention.

-Any questions, gents?

-So it's a memory test as well?

-He'll shout at you.

-I wish I hadn't paid my gym membership this month.

-What a waste that was!

-Cheers, mate.

-Am I going first?

-Yeah, why not?

-I'll go first.

-Off you go, mate!

Why did I agree to go first? What a stupid thing to do!

-OK, lads, tell me when.

-OK, are you ready?

-Yeah.

Three, two, one, go! High knees, high knees!

SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT

One, two, three, four, five.

Under the net, let's go, let's go, let's go!

Let's go! Come on, come on!

Over the top, over the top, go!

Down we go. One, two, three, four...

Here we go. Into the squat, let's go!

Nice one. Strong, strong, strong.

Over your head, over your head. Go on.

-..three, four, five!

-Yeah!

-KLAXON

-Well done, well done.

-APPLAUSE

-That was fun.

-Well done.

Oh, man, somebody's been working out and it's not me!

OK, three, two, one, go!

Right, let's go.

One, two, three, four, five.

Under the net, let's go. Quick as you can!

Let's go, let's go. Over we go.

Five press-ups, down we go, let's go!

AUDIENCE: One, two, three, four, five!

Here we go, squats, let's go! Go, go, go, go!

-..three, four, five!

-Over your head. Five!

One, two, three, four, five. KLAXON

Well done, well done. It's finished, it's finished.

-APPLAUSE

-That's good. That's good, man.

OK, OK.

Can you do this bit? You do this bit.

So, guys, it's up to you. Who has won - Sam or Mark?

OK...

In second place was...

..Sam with a time of 27 seconds

and today's winner is Mark with 25 seconds!

-APPLAUSE

-Yes! So it's a win for me.

And it's a win for everyone who voted for me

because you'll all receive a Big Friday Wind-Up toy!

CHEERING

OK, thank you to our fantastic, fantastic guests!

Yeah, give them a massive round of applause. Thank you very much, guys.

Thank you very much. Lovely to meet you.

There are more surprises to come for members of our studio audience,

but take a look at what else you can expect from this series.

-I'm off to have a lie-down.

-Yeah!

-He's Sam.

-He's Mark.

-But we're kind of a big deal.

# Let's go! #

Oh, we are naughty!

-Hello!

-You guys have been smart.

# Let's go! #

-Wind-Up...

-It's where it's at.

# Let's go! #

-100% prime-time Sam and Mark.

-Yeah!

APPLAUSE

Oh, yeah, the Finger is back and it's smellier than ever.

-That fungal infection is getting worse.

-It really, really is!

The Finger is going to find us two families

to take part in our final game. Who is it going to be?

Whoever it is, they can win loads of goodies,

-including tonight's star prize - a games console.

-Oh, yeah.

So, Finger of Fun or Finger of Smelliness, find us a family!

# Who's it going to be, yeah? #

We're looking for a family. It could be you!

Are you a family? Are you a family? Are you a family?

Everybody's a family!

Oh, I think he's found somebody, I think he's found somebody.

Ohhhh!

The Finger has made up its mind

-and our first family are the Sykes family. All right, guys?

-Yeah!

All right, but who will they be competing against?

Come on, Finger, off you go!

# Who's it going to be?

# Who's it going to be? # Wave to the camera, wave to the Finger!

The Finger's coming for you.

It's going to come for you.

Oh, oh, oh!

Yeah, it's found the next family and it's the Courtney family.

Yeah!

Right, you lot, get yourselves down here

because it's time to play Family Face-Off! Come on!

CHEERING

I reckon we should meet our two families properly.

-We've got Richard. How are you doing?

-Good, thank you.

-Excellent.

-Introduce the rest of your team.

-This is Amelia.

-Hello, Amelia.

-Then we've got George.

-Hello, George.

-And Lynn at the end.

-Hello.

-Are you going to win it for me?

-Yeah.

-Absolutely.

-Bring it home!

-Sam, who have you got?

-We've got a Richard. You're a big lad.

-I am.

-Introduce the rest of the family.

-This is Rebecca.

-Hello.

-Ella.

-Hello.

-Matthew and Emma.

-Excellent.

-It's lovely to have you here.

-Let's get things going.

-Team Mark, ready?

-Yes.

-I can see it in your eyes.

-We were born ready.

Yeah, yeah, what Richard said!

-Team Sam, were you born ready?

-Yeah, we're readier.

-We're readier!

That's how Emma sees it. In that case, what are we waiting for?

It's time for Round 1, the Underpants of Chaos!

APPLAUSE

You may have noticed something different about us.

Yes, we are wearing underpants over our suits.

And the crazy thing is these underpants are...

BOTH: Electrified!

Yeah, I don't think they believe us. Shall we check?

Why do you keep saying this?

I don't know. I need to tell myself not to.

Let's check them. Powers that be, set off the underpants!

-BUZZING

-Yeah! Oh!

-Oh!

-Yes, they are working.

-Stop it!

OK, so here is how the game works.

-This is Team Sam.

-And this is Team Mark.

Each team will tell us a fact about themselves.

The other team has to guess if that fact is true or false.

Once the teams have made up their minds, they press one of the buttons

to say whether they think the fact is true or false.

If my team are right, Mark will get the shock.

But if my team are wrong, then I get the shock.

OK, let's play. Team Sam, can we have your fact, please?

"I am missing a nail on my left foot."

Interesting. So, Team Mark, do you think that fact is true or false?

Your time starts now.

She's missing a nail on the left foot. True or false? I can't help.

Time is up. Before you press a button,

-what are you going for? True or false?

-We're going for "true".

Interesting. Don't forget, if you are right,

I will get buzzed, but if you are wrong, Mark will get buzzed.

So you're saying "true". Get ready to press the button.

In three, two, one...

Aagh!

Which means it was false. Sorry about that, guys.

OK, Team Mark, it's now your turn to tell us your fact.

-Agh...

-"I can beat-box."

-Oh!

-So, Sam's team, do you think it's true or false?

KLAXON

OK, so what are you going for?

-True.

-You're going for "true".

OK, you press your "true" button in three, two, one, go!

Aagh!

Well done, guys. That means you have just got yourself a point.

-We've got to hear you beat-box.

-Come on.

SHE BEATBOXES

-Yeah!

-Nice work!

Amelia, I wish you couldn't beat-box, to be fair, but you can.

-You really can.

-So, at the end of the round, it's 1-0 to my family!

-APPLAUSE

-Don't worry, my family.

You've got plenty of time because it's now time for Round number 2.

This round is a special challenge

involving three members of our audience.

So would our specially selected people come on down?

APPLAUSE

Nice to see you. There you go, there you go.

Lovely. Before the show, we recorded one of these lovely people

singing Katy Perry's Firework.

We want you to listen to it and then decide whose amazing voice it is.

Will it be A, Fire Warden,

B, Fire Exit,

or C, Fire Hazard?

OK, here we go then. Let's hear the beautiful voice.

HIGH VOICE: # Baby, you're a firework

# Come on, let your colours burst

# Come on, make 'em go "oh, oh"

# You're gonna leave 'em all in awe, awe, awe... #

Wow! Katy Perry must be shaking in her boots.

So who do you think produced such pleasing sounds to our ears?

OK, take a good look. Write down your answer. Your time starts now.

LAUGHTER

-KLAXON

-Time is up.

-Let's see who you thought. My team, who have you gone with?

-C.

-My team, who have you gone for?

-C.

There's only one way to find out.

Please, can the mystery voice reveal yourself?

APPLAUSE

I did not see that coming!

Thank you very much. Can we have a big hand for our three singers?

-Off you go.

-APPLAUSE

At the end of that round, the score remains 1-0 to my family,

which means you guys are going through to the final round!

Congratulations, guys. Go and get yourselves ready.

-Off you go.

-Commiserations to my team. Have you had fun?

-Yeah.

-It's been great.

-You've been brilliant. Give it up for my team!

OK, time for the final round. Let's do this. Let's play Stuck On You!

CHEERING

Playing this game we have Emma and Rebecca. How are you feeling?

-A little bit sweaty.

-Yeah.

-It looks a bit warm in there.

The Wind-Up audience is armed with hundreds of balls.

You'll have until the klaxon sounds

to run and catch as many as you can with your sticky suits.

At the end of the game, we count the balls to see what prizes you win.

More than 20 balls, represented by this yellow line here,

you will win all these lovely board games.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

More than 40 balls, which is represented by the blue line,

gets you the board games plus a day at the cinema for all the family.

-Good prize. Not cheap these days. We're all feeling the pinch.

-We are.

More than 60 balls, represented by this red line here,

you will win the cinema tickets, the board games,

plus the star prize - a games console!

-But wait. That's not all, Mark.

-What?

There is a golden ball out there and if you manage to catch that,

you will win tonight's mystery prize.

OK, Emma and Rebecca, are you ready?

-Are we ready?

-Yeah.

-Excellent.

There's only one rule. You can't use your hands to pick up any balls.

-Understood?

-Yeah.

-OK, get ready.

Audience, let them have it.

-Go!

-Go!

Roll around, roll around!

Yes.

-KLAXON

-Time's up, time's up, time's up.

Look at Mum! Come over, guys. Well done.

OK...

OK, each come to a side. Here we go.

You come over here, Mum. Come on, Mum. Wow, Mum's got loads!

-I tell you what...

-Look at Mum! She's covered in 'em.

-Hold still.

-Stay still.

-You just talk amongst yourselves, guys.

All right... Oh, this is good.

-Past the 20-ball mark.

-There's a lot here.

They're past the blue line!

Come on, come on, we can do this.

It's looking good, guys. It's looking good.

-CHEERING

-It's looking good!

It's looking good. Yes!

Yay!

Let's have a look. I think it's safe to say that you got over 60 balls

which means you win all the prizes!

APPLAUSE

And the family's coming in. It's a happy day for everybody.

-Lovely.

-Well done, guys.

-Have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Yes, thanks.

-Have you enjoyed it?

-Yeah!

It's almost time to wind up the show,

but not before we say thank you to everybody we surprised tonight.

And a big thank you to our boot camp instructors.

See you next time, but playing us out, it's The Mend. Take it away!

-See you!

-Bye!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Had your number on speed dial

# You never answered when I reached out

-# I looked left!

-I looked to the left

-I looked right!

-And to the right

# But you weren't there

# Tell me where, tell me where were you?

# 24/7 you'd be there for me

# No matter what happened, you would care for me

-# I looked up!

-I looked to the sky

-I looked down!

-Down to the ground

# But you weren't there, tell me where, tell me where were you?

# Am I missing something?

# Is the network down in your part of town?

-# Cos I couldn't get through to ya

-You didn't hear the phone ring

# Cos you're in a crowd and you're busy now

# Where were you in the middle when this all went down?

-# Where were you at the bitter end?

-Cos you said you'd be there

# You're a fair-weather lover, that I understand

# Where were you when I needed a friend?

# I'm gonna find you anyway, anyway

# Tell me where, tell me where were you?

-# You said you'd be there!

-Tell me where, tell me where were you?

# Three, two, one

# I know what you run, don't think you can come and go when you want

# Cos one minute you was here, one minute you was there, then the next minute you were gone

# I see you in it for the bling, you in it for the money, in it for the cha-ching

# Sorry, babe, but I ain't giving you a ring, I ain't giving you a thing, where you been?

# Am I missing something?

# Say you're ill in bed, huh? Not what your Facebook said

-# Cos we seen that

-Am I losing my mind?

# If you're really gone, why am I holding on?

# Where were you in the middle when this all went down?

-# Where were you at the bitter end?

-Cos you said you'd be there

# You're a fair-weather lover, this I understand

# Where were you when I needed a friend?

# I'm gonna find you anyway

-# Tell me where, tell me where were you?

-Cos you said you'd be there

# Tell me where, tell me where were you?

-# Cos you said you'd be there

-Am I missing something?

# Is the network down in your part of town? Oh-oh

# You didn't hear the phone ring

# Cos you're in a crowd and you're busy now

# Where were you in the middle when this all went down?

-# Where were you at the bitter end?

-Cos you said you'd be there

# You're a fair-weather lover, this I understand

-# Where were you when I needed a friend?

-I'm gonna find you anyway

# All the nights, all the promises and all the love

# All the money and the time that I spend

# I gave you it all

# You're a fair-weather lover, this I understand

# Where were you when I needed a friend?

# You said you'd be, you said you'd be there

# Tell me where, tell me where were you?

# You said you'd be, you said you'd be there

-# Tell me where were you?

-Cos you said you'd be there

# Tell me where, tell me where were you?

# Where were you when I needed a friend? #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.