Episode 1 Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

All right, mate, ready for the show?

Not, I'm not, actually! The latest review is in

and I'm not happy, Sam. I'm not happy at all.

Did they mention your fake tan?

No! And anyway, it gives me a lovely glow!

What they've said is, I'm a klutz, a clown and a goofball!

-Sounds about right.

-Eh?

I said, "No-one calls my mate Mark a goofball and gets away with it!"

Cheers, Sam. Now, I may say the odd wrong thing.

I may walk into the odd door or two,

and I may put my foot in it from time to time,

but I am not, I am NOT a goofball!

Hey, come on!

Turn that frown upside-down. Don't let it get to you.

Why don't you get yourself out there and you show everyone

that you are the coolest, slickest presenter in town!

I AM the coolest, slickest presenter in town!

All right, let's do this. Yeah! Oh...

CRASH!

Run the titles.

# Wind me up, put me down, start me up and watch me

# Cos it's easy once you know how it's done

# You can't stop now, it's already begun. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, It's Big Friday Wind-Up!

My name's Katie and I'm here to introduce your hosts.

They're two for the price of one. It's Sam and Mark! Woo!

MUSIC: "Ready To Go" by Republica

-Hello!

-Hello!

-Woo!

Come on, come on, come on!

High-five! High-five!

Yeah! Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Come with me. Come with me! Yeah!

BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!

Your Friday night starts here!

All right, Dermot! X Factor!

I'll tell you something,

we've got loads in store for you on tonight's Big Friday Wind-Up.

Someone here will get a surprise

-from one of their favourite celebrities!

-Ooh!

-Who can it be? I don't know!

-I don't know!

And find out what happened when we went to Mark's home town...

-City.

-City. Sorry.

..of Wolverhampton and got right in the faces of two unsuspecting fans.

COWBOY VOICE: Howdy, partner, here we go. This is how you work.

You get your hand inside that little loop like that.

You give it a little spin like that,

and every time you lasso, you say "Yow, mammy!"

-Head them up and move them out!

-OK, head 'em up, move 'em out, kid!

Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Wolves - yeah!

But that's not all! Oh, no!

We've got music from our special guest Lucy Spraggan!

CHEERING

Oh, yeah.

But right now, it's time to get to know our studio audience!

Oh. Erm...

Oh! Ha-ha!

-Well, hello there, studio audience.

-ALL:

-Hello!

Yeah, you're all nice now. But I'm the one with the microphone!

And I will go to...

-..you, Lily. Hello. How are you doing?

-Good.

Are you enjoying the show so far? We've only just started, like.

-Yeah.

-And is this your

-mum? Yeah.

And why is she embarrassing?

Cos she's so obsessed with the carpet and sofa.

Oh! So it's a weird household habit she's got, yeah?

She's like, "Take your shoes off!

-"Don't want to get it on the carpet!"

-Oh, Mum!

I think it's more when her friends come around and they're on the sofa.

Oh, mate, you've got to have some cool street cred, Mum.

You've got to let the friends do their thing. What are you like?

Sam, can you do any better than that?

I agree. Shoes off, or you're not coming in.

That's the rules in my house, I tell you.

I am going to come and speak to you, Lucy.

-Hi.

-How are you doing, Lucy? Lucy, you look really scared!

-I am!

-You don't have to be scared, don't worry about it.

The reason I've singled you out is because we have heard

here at Big Friday Wind-Up that you are a fan of a certain dancer.

-Yeah, that's right.

-Who's that?

-Akai.

-Akai, the guy who Got To Dance?

-Yeah.

-He's amazing. He's really good. He's really good.

-Yeah.

We know that you're a massive fan of him. In fact, hold on.

-Did you draw this picture of Akai? Look at that!

-Who gave you that?

Who gave me that? Not telling!

-Now, have you ever met Akai?

-No.

You've not. What would you do if you did meet him?

I would probably scream or faint.

Would you?

Well, Lucy, I hope you don't faint

because Akai is sat right behind you.

It's Akai, everyone!

LUCY LAUGHS

-You look frightened.

-Yeah, I am.

Aw! Nice work.

Well, get this, Lucy.

Akai, we're going to be chatting to him a bit later in the show

and you'll get to ask Akai a question, so get thinking.

-Good picture, what do you think?

-Yeah, I think it's pretty cool.

-Great, isn't it? Are you still shocked?

-Yeah, I can't feel my hands!

Aw! We'll sort you out.

Isn't that lovely? Isn't that nice?

Mark, anybody else we can surprise in the audience?

I'm afraid not, Sam, because it's time to introduce a special guest.

Please give it up for a very talented new singer/songwriter

that everyone's talking about. It's Terry, everyone!

MUSIC: "Sweet Child o'Mine" by Guns n Roses

Terry, come here, mate! Good to see you.

Thank you so much for being on the show.

And you've got so many fans in this audience. Is that right? Yeah?

-We all love Terry, don't wait?

-Yeah!

Mark, I can feel the energy coming from the audience.

They absolutely love Terry. We're so grateful you're on the show.

-Hi, Terry. Thanks for coming on.

-How you doing?

But there's one person in this audience who doesn't seem to be

as happy as I am, and that's you, isn't it, Jack?

Sorry, can I sit on your lap?

-Hi, Jack. You all right, mate?

-Yeah!

-Now, we've told a little bit of a fib

because Terry isn't a singer/songwriter at all.

-Who is he, Jack?

-He's my dad.

He's your dad! He's your dad!

And your dad plays guitar. Is he any good?

-No!

-He's not? Oh! Well, Jack, don't worry, mate.

There's nothing to worry about

just as long as your dad doesn't come over and start singing a song

-right in your face.

-What was that?

You want Terry to sing a song? No problem. Take it away, Terry.

Off you go.

# Jack

# Jack

# Jack

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

# Jack

# Jack

# Jack

# My only one

# I love him with all my heart

# I never want to be apart

# Jack. #

Yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Terry, legend, mate, legend. Absolute player.

Jack, what have you got to say to your dad?

I...I don't know.

Well, don't worry, mate. Now is your chance

to get your own back on your dad.

Terry, you need to get ready. Off you go over there.

Jack, you need to come with me,

because it's time to play Dad Pin Bowling! Come on!

Now, what is Dad Pin Bowling, I hear you ask?

Well, it's pretty simple - it's just ten pin bowling.

But instead of using a ball, we're going to be using Jack's dad, Terry.

-Jack, are you ready to see what we've done to your

-dad? Yes!

Audience, are you ready?

Yes!

In that case...

BOTH: Bring on the dad!

MUSIC: "I Believe I Can Fly" by R Kelly

Terry, Terry! How are you feeling, mate?

Having a ball.

Oh, like that!

OK, Jack, this is a very simple game.

All you have to do is use the controls in front of you

to determine how high you will take your dad before we release him.

-Do you understand, mate?

-Yep.

-Fantastic.

Now, if Terry manages to get all the skittles down in one go...

A st-rike! Ooh!

..or two goes...

A spare! Ooh!

..then Jack here will win a prize!

Yay!

But if he doesn't,

don't panic, Jack, because you get to foam your dad,

so either way, we're a winner. We're a winner! Yes!

But wait a minute.

You may have noticed there is a very special gold skittle.

AUDIENCE OOHS

Now, if that gets knocked down,

every member of our studio audience wins a prize!

CHEERING

We're good to you, aren't we?

Dad, we're going to turn you around so you're facing the skittles.

I don't think he wants to, Sam.

Come here. Right, we're ready.

We're ready, Mark!

Jack, it's time to...

BOTH: Wind up your dad!

Audience, where are we taking him?

To the top!

Jessie J, where should we take him?

To the top!

All right, without further ado,

let's...release the dad!

Come on!

Come on, Dad! Knock them over!

Come on!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That's not bad at all, dad. Well done, mate!

And did you notice, he knocked down the golden skittle,

so you get a prize!

A candy bracelet for everyone!

Hurray!

And Jack, don't you worry, you have now got one more go

to try and get those two skittles down.

If you do that, you shall win, Jack, a prize,

so it's time to wind up your dad!

Audience, where shall we take him?

To the top!

All right, here we go.

You're doing well, Jack. You're doing really well.

I'm going to give you a bit of a push on this one,

so let's try and hope we can get... Oh, you're a bit high up!

Sam, make it a good push, mate.

In three, two, one. Release the dad!

Come on, you can do it!

He's going to do it!

Oh!

Come on, get back again, get back!

CHEERING

Awesome!

You've just won today's star prize, which is a digital camera! Nice work!

And also, it just gets better and better.

You've won all the prizes, and you get to foam your dad now.

Come on, let's do it!

Because we're cruel like that!

The foaminator!

All right, here we go. Cheers, Sam. Cheers, mate.

OK, Dad, before we squirt, have you got anything to say?

You promised if I hit ten this wouldn't happen.

Yeah, well... LAUGHTER

-Promises, schmomises.

-Sorry!

In three, two, one... Foam him!

Right in the face! Right in the face!

Yeah!

-Woo!

-You got him, you got him!

He's taken enough, mate. He's taken enough, Jack.

Terry, I'm sorry we deceived you. Are you all right?

Fine.

LAUGHTER

-We are in so much trouble.

-Have you had a good day, mate?

-Yeah.

High-five for that, mate. Excellent.

Let's hear it for Jack and Terry, everyone.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hey!

OK, it's now time to meet our very special guest. It's Akai!

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

-Good to see you.

Come on! Yes!

Welcome to the show, Akai. Are you enjoying it so far?

I am loving it. It's wicked.

-Awesome!

-Was your walk to the dressing room all right, was it?

Yeah, it was really good!

Now, we had a bit of fun with Akai when he arrived at the studios today.

-Would you like to see what we did to him?

-Oh, no!

-Yes!

Run VT!

Just have a seat.

So, and, uh...

Aaagh!

LAUGHTER

-Scariest chair in the world!

-All right!

Sorry about that, Akai. Sorry, mate.

Wind-up! Akai, you shot to fame on Got To Dance.

You've also been in films. You've been in StreetDance 2 and All Stars.

What was it like working on a movie set?

Like massive cameras, like this size and they were in my face

because every film that I've worked on has been 3D,

except for 4 O'Clock, which I'm going to be in, the new series.

That's the only programme I've worked with small cameras

-and all the big cameras, it was really futuristic. I loved it.

-Wow.

Like you said, you appear in the new series of 4 O'Clock club on CBBC.

-Are you enjoying it?

-Yeah, I'm absolutely loving it.

Meeting the cast, they're really inspirational.

I think our lovely audience have some questions for Akai.

-Have you got some questions, guys?

-Yes!

-Very keen, very keen!

Who's got a question for Akai?

OK, let's start over here.

Come on, you. We're going hand-held. One of them little cameras, Akai.

-One of them little cameras.

-There they are!

Hi, mate. What's your name?

-Samuel.

-Sam...

Player.

What's your question for Akai?

-How many times a week do you train?

-Good question.

I train five times out of the week,

and then on Saturday I would have a half-day,

then a rest, then Sunday is my whole day of rest where I just chill.

Wow, that is a lot of dedication to it. Five and a half days every week.

-Yeah.

-Wow.

-OK, let's have one more question.

Who desperately wants to ask one? Here we go. Stand up, mate.

-What's your name?

-Nathan.

Nathan, what's your question for Akai?

What did you want to be before you were a dancer?

Before I was dancing, I was playing football

and I really wanted to play football.

I had such a passion for it,

but then I found out I was really good at dancing

and I enjoyed it more,

so I decided to start training myself and then I became a dancer.

-Do you want to be a dancer like Akai?

-No.

What do you want to do?

I don't really know.

You don't really know. You've got plenty of time.

You're finding out what you want to do in life. Good man.

Thanks for your questions. Actually, why don't we get Lucy down now

and you can ask your question from the comfort of the sofa.

Give a round of applause to Lucy.

CHEERING

-Come on down! Come on, Lucy.

-Sit over there.

-Fantastic.

Hey, Lucy, you're sat next to Akai!

Yeah! I know!

Go on, what's your question, then, Lucy?

If you could, would you work on an animation?

What, like an Akai animation, like a cartoon?

-That would be awesome!

-You know what?

My favourite film at the moment is...what's it? Wreck-It Ralph.

And I would absolutely love an animation like that, so yeah.

-Can anybody dance? I know that's quite a broad question, but...

-Yeah.

Well, anyone can dance full stop.

Even, like, if you're bad at it or if you're good at it,

anyone can dance, really.

But it just takes, like the strive and determination to be

an absolutely brilliant dancer, or a good dancer...

-I think we're all dying to see Akai give a bit of a demo, yeah?

-Really?

-No!

-You'd like to see that, wouldn't you?

AUDIENCE CHEERS Yeah, exactly.

-Come on.

-Come on, Akai.

All right.

He can't do this thing without music. Let's have some music.

# I'm covering my ears like a kid

# When your words mean nothing

# I go la la la

# I'm turning up the volume when you speak

# Cos if my heart can't stop it

# I find a way to block it

# I go

# La la la la la

# La la la la la

# I find a way to block it I go

# La la la la la

# La la la la la

# Our love is... #

APPLAUSE

-Akai, come over here, mate.

-Nice work.

That's how you do it, people.

That's how you do it.

-Brilliant.

-Brilliant.

Thank you. Thank you very, very much for your help, Lucy.

And big thank you for joining us, Akai. Round of applause.

-Yeah!

-Fantastic.

Now, you two guys, get comfy.

Have a chat, cos we've got to meet some friends of ours.

-Aha!

-Cheers, mate.

-All right?

Say hello to Ethan and Amrit!

-All right!

-Ahh!

-Nice to see you lads. Nice to see you.

-Yeah, you all right?

-BOTH:

-Yeah.

Now, not so long ago, Mark and I wound these two up

-with the help of our hidden cameras, didn't we, lads?

-Yeah.

-Yes.

Ha ha ha! Let's see what happened

when we played a game of In Yer Face.

Ethan, will you please do the honours down camera number one?

Run VT.

A-TEAM THEME

HORN HONKS

HORN HONKS

It's time for another round of In Yer Face,

the game where we get right into the faces of two unsuspecting fans.

-BLACK COUNTRY ACCENT:

-Oh, I'm so excited. Y'all right, Sam?

-What?

-We're in the Black Country, I'm talking proper, ain't I?

-What?!

-I'm in the homeland, I'm in my homeland, Wolves, Wolves, Wolves!

Ah, sorry. What Mark is trying to say is that we are in his hometown...

-City.

-City, of Wolverhampton, and he's very excited about it.

Busting, our kid.

What he said.

-I'm taking Ethan...

-And I'm taking Amrit.

The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

And we've got loads of costumes and cunning disguises to help.

And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

But if they uncover our true identity

and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.

So, let's get this contest started by playing round one.

Biker.

'Sam and Mark may be revved up,

'but will Ethan and Amrit be able to see through their ridiculous get up?

'First up, Mark.'

Welcome to your homeland, Mark Rhodes.

-I'm so excited to be here.

-You're a son of Wolverhampton.

-So, basically...

-Yeah.

-..if they don't recognise you,

it's going to be a bit embarrassing, innit?

What have you got to be like that for?

I'm just playing with you, mate. You look great, by the way.

-Cheers, buddy.

-Here are the rules.

You are a biker, obviously, and you must include a word into the

conversation, which I will give you now, and that word is "pamphlet".

Pamphlet.

And as usual, mate, you know the score, if Ethan says,

"You are Mark from Sam and Mark," it's game over round one.

No chance, mate.

KLAXON

Well, let's find out. Here comes Ethan.

All right lads, how you doing?

-All right.

-All right?

-Yeah.

-What's your name?

-I'm Ethan.

-Nice to meet you, Ethan.

Keith Regis. Like a valet, for the bikes and that.

-What's your favourite bike, here?

-Er...

There's a few, ain't there?

-This one.

-He's chosen a nice one, he saw it.

-Yeah, this one?

-Shiny, I know.

-He's not got a clue.

Have you picked up any leaflets or pamphlets or

anything for the bike show?

Pamphlet! Excellent.

-We haven't, yet.

-Have you not?

-No.

-Are you into bikes?

-I might be.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Cheers, mate.

-"Cheers, mate."

See you, Ethan. See you, mate.

Thought you were from Wolves, you sound like you're from Yorkshire!

I'm Keith Regis!

-That was impressive.

-Was it?

-What happened to your accent at the end?

What do you mean? You went into Yorkshire!

You went, "OK, cheers, mate"!

That's spending too much time with you, that is!

'Ha ha, Mark has raced into a 1-0 lead.

'Next up, it's Sam.'

-Now, you've got to ask Amrit which is his favourite bike...

-OK.

..and you must include the word "floppy".

-These getting in the way?

-No, they're not.

-Are you sure?

-Is this stance all right?

-Stop doing that.

-That weird?

-Stop doing that. It's weird.

-Is that weird?

-It's really weird. Yeah. It's really weird.

KLAXON

Here comes Amrit, mate. Good luck.

How are you doing, lads? You all right?

-Yeah, fine.

-How are you doing? I'm Brett.

Seen anything you like?

These are great bikes, you know. I've had these for years.

In fact, I've had a bike almost 20 years.

It's just started to go a bit floppy on me now, but it's great.

-Floppy!

-It's great, it's great.

"The bike's just gone floppy on me"?

See you later, lads.

He's just smiling, he thinks you're really odd.

# Born to be wild. #

-What's that?

-It's a rag.

That's me throwing in the towel, pretending to be you,

because you may as well, mate.

-Ahh!

-Ahh! Ooh!

'So, with the scores finally balanced at one apiece,

'let's move on to round two.

'Cowboy.

'Who will reign supreme?

'First into t' saddle, it's Mark. Yee-ha!'

Howdy, partner!

-Howdy, partner, how's it goin'?

-How's the accent?

-STRAINED SOUTHERN US ACCENT:

-Well, I was gonn' speak like that,

you know what I'm talking about?

I'm a cowboy from the middle of America, in Wolverhampton.

Brilliant.

-Yeah?

-So, these are the rules.

You are indeed an American, you're promoting the cowboy lifestyle.

-Now, I'm going to tell you what you what your cowboy name is.

-OK.

But also, every time you go to lasso the bull, you've got to go,

"Lasso, lasso!"

Lasso, lasso!

-It's not helping.

-Here they come, mate. Good luck.

Cannot wait for this.

KLAXON

Howdy, partners.

Come on over, man! We're doing some cowboy lessons over here.

Your name is Texas Pete.

-What's your name?

-Ethan.

My name is Texas Pete, it's nice to meet you, how you doing?

You like to do a little bit of lassoing?

Of course you would! Course you would!

Show him how it's done, show him how it's done.

OK, you gotta swish it around, swish it around.

Then you gotta go, "Lasso, lasso!" Yeah?

-Go on, Ethan.

-You gotta get that bull,

and remember, "Lasso, lasso", when you do it.

-Lasso, lasso!

-Oh, that's a nice "lasso, lasso!"

He's doing it, he's doing it! Well done.

Give me a high-five, Ethan! Give me a high-five.

Get him to walk away backwards.

This is a terrifying beast, so what you got to do,

you've got to walk away backwards when you go away.

Do it the other way, cos it's staring at you.

You carry on lassoing.

It's my lasso.

Don't turn your back on that bull!

Walking backwards, walking backwards.

that's what I'm talking about.

Lasso, lasso!

Well done, man. That is very good.

Lasso, lasso!

-Very good.

-I tell you what, he's better at lassoing than me.

He was pretty good.

-I can't work out if he knows.

-I don't think he does.

He was smiling and smirking a bit, but...

Wouldn't you smile and smirk

if you saw an American lassoing a stationary bull in Wolverhampton?

A little bit, yeah.

'So, it's now 2-1 to Mark.

'Time to see if Sam can round up the scores.

'Yee-ha!'

Now, every time you go to lasso the bull, I want you say a phrase.

Now, I'm going to give you that phrase right now,

it's, "Ooh, Mummy!"

And you've gotta say it like that, as well.

KLAXON

Here it comes, mate. Good luck.

Howdy, partner, how you doin'? Get yourself over here.

Your name is Christopher Craig Steven.

My name is Christopher Craig Heathen...

-Kowalski III.

-Jolaski III.

Yo, Mama, how you doing?

What's your name, son?

-Amrit.

-Amrit, it's lovely to meet you.

You fancy doing a little bit of lassoing here on this bull?

-Yeah.

-OK, here you go, let me show you how it's done.

You stand right here, will you?

-"Howdy, partner."

-Howdy, partner, here we go. This is how you work.

You get your hand inside that little loop like that,

you give it a little spin like that,

and every time you lasso, you say, "Yo, Mama!"

Like that. You try and get it round that bull's horns right there, OK?

-"Head 'em up and move 'em out."

-OK, head 'em up, move 'em out, kid.

Here you go, Amrit. You take a good swing at that.

Get ready to say "Yo, Mama!"

-Yo, Mama!

-Oh, that was really close, there.

That was really close, good job, good job, kid.

-Good job. Are you OK?

-Are you Sam from Sam and Mark?

'Rumbled!'

Yeah!

I am Sam from Sam and Mark. How are you doing, bud, are you all right?

-Yeah.

-Nice to see you.

-Woo-hoo!

-We've been filming you today.

We've bee playing a little game called In Yer Face.

-Mark has been playing this game with your friend Ethan all day.

-Oh!

And Mark is still in the game,

and it also means that Mark is now the winner, which I can't believe!

How are you doing, mate? Good to see you!

Well done, well done. Good lad, good lad.

Hey, nice lassoing, as well.

So, yeah, I'm sorry that you've probably had a bit of a strange day.

-How has your day been, today?

-Good.

I've gotta say, the winner of In Yer Face,

my homecoming to Wolverhampton, could it get any better than this?

'So, Mark's the winner.

'Back to t' studio.'

Mate...

You got done, there. You got done!

Amrit, I've got to ask you, mate,

at what point did you know it was me, cos you said it so confidently.

It was at the biker's.

-Oh, did you - so you knew straight from the beginning?!

-Ooh!

So why didn't you say anything?

Cos if it wasn't you, then... you'd be like, "No. That's not me."

Oh, so you'd have felt a little silly if it wasn't me.

Oh, well, I'm glad you didn't, at least you got me to the second round.

-And Ethan, you turned your back on any bulls recently?

-No.

-All right.

-Very careful.

-You've been very careful.

-Very wise.

-You got to. Got to.

OK, I think it's time to find it what happened next.

Amrit, will you do the honours this time, down camera one?

Run VT.

'It's time for In Yer Face round three.

'Lifeguard.

'Mark may have already won,

'but has he saved the best till last?

'Let's find out.'

-OK, in this scenario, mate, you are a lifeguard who is Australian...

-Oh...

..which I am very much looking forward to,

because I know that your Australian accent is horrendous.

-I can't do an Australian accent.

-No, you can't.

-Argh!

-But, dude, listen - if you want to be a true champion...

-I AM a champion.

-OK. But if you want to be a true champion...

I am a champion.

..at In Yer Face, the you need to see how far you can take this.

-Do you want to hear my Australian accent?

-Go on.

G'day, cobber. I'm the lifeguard for the lake.

I bet you can't say anything else after that, can you?

-No!

-Mm.

No.

KLAXON

Here he comes, mate.

G'day, cobbers.

I'm the, er, the lifeguard for the lake.

Your name's Martin.

I've just got a few rules and regulations for the lake.

-My name's Mar'in.

-SAM LAUGHS

-What's your name?

-Are you Mark?

From Sam and Mark?

Yes, I am, mate.

'Rumbled.'

Yes! Your programme?

-Yeah.

-Yeah!

-Yes!

Oh, I'm gutted.

Well done, mate.

And thank you for not making me do an Australian accent,

because I can't do it.

"Martin" was just good enough for me, there.

And somebody over here you might recognise.

Why didn't you get him that quick earlier?!

-How you doing, there? Get in.

-Nice one.

-Have you enjoyed today?

-BOTH:

-Yeah.

-It's been pretty surreal hasn't it?

-Yeah.

-High-fives, everyone.

-High-fives.

-Missed! Missed it!

You know what I'm not going to miss?

The opportunity to say I've won In Yer Face!

'You certainly have.

'Back to t' studio."

Well done.

-Skills.

-Skills.

-Skills.

-Skills.

-Ethan...

-Nice work.

I've got to ask, did you really have no clue it was Mark

until that last point?

-Yeah, um...no.

-What did you think of my Australian accent?

That was terrible.

-A fantastic game of In Yer Face. Did you have fun, lads?

-Yeah.

And what's this you've got here, Amrit?

-A picture of you.

-Ahh.

-Oh, he's got a picture of us! Look at this!

-BOTH:

-How good's that?

Nice work!

Thank you very much, you've been absolutely awesome sports.

-Give it up for Ethan and Amrit, everyone.

-Fantastic.

Well done, lads.

But the surprises don't stop there.

Here's what else is coming up on today's show.

On member of our audience is making headline news...

A Stockport resident has become an unlikely national treasure...

Lucy Spraggan performs live in the studio...

And The Finger Of Fun is on the hunt for two families to play

the messiest game on telly - Rotation.

-There she is!

-Are you sure that's her?

Of course it's her!

-Come on, let's do it.

-Hold on, hold on -

let me do the talking, will you?

-You always say the wrong thing.

-Fruitbats.

-Exactly.

-Er, Lucy?

-Hello.

-Lucy Spraggan?

-Yes, indeed.

-Told you it was her.

-Great.

-Hiya, you all right?!

-I'm all right, how are you?

-Yeah, really good.

-Good!

-Really good.

Listen, we wondered if we could have a word with you.

-Fruitbats.

-Not that word.

-No.

Listen, me and Mark have been talking,

and we absolutely love the way you sing songs,

-write songs about everyday things. Like, er, tea...

-And toast.

-Yeah, what's that song of that you sing?

-Er, Tea And Toast.

-That's the one.

-Oh, yeah!

-That's the one, yeah.

-Lucy! Give us a blast of that, will you?

-Yeah.

-# Tom was born in... #

-Yeah, all right, all right.

Back to us.

Listen, we've written a song, but not about tea and toast...

-No, just about tea.

-Yeah. You see, we've taken what you've done...

-(Streamlined it.)

-..streamlined it, if you will.

Yeah. Better. Better, actually. Less carbs.

Less carbs. Indeed.

And we were also wondering, maybe you could help us get a record deal.

Yeah, you know... You want to hear it, don't you, Lucy?

Mm, n...

-Course she does!

-Let's do it.

-OK, here we go. Are you ready? Here we go.

-Let's do it.

# He takes his tea with sugar

# But if he's feeling fruity he may have another

# He takes his tea - no sugar

# It runs in his family cos he gets it from his mother... #

-BOTH:

-# The mother don't like sugar

# We're making tea

# Making tea

-# We were making tea. #

-And relax.

APPLAUSE

So...what do you think?

Well, boys...

I don't like it.

-She-She's doing that X Factor thing...

-Yeah, yeah.

She's doing that X Factor thing, "I didn't like it..."

-BOTH:

-"I loved it."

Huh?

Yeah, I don't - I don't like it.

Fruitbats.

-See...

-Told you we should've done the one about coffee.

-All right!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Finger Of Fun!

Oh, brilliant.

Before we get started, Finger, I've got a right itch -

could you just scratch me...

Scratch underneath me chin, will you?

Mark, how many times do I keep telling you, it's not real?

Just underneath the chin, yeah, that's it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

That's just weird.

Finger, go find us somebody!

FUNK BEAT

# Who's it going to be?

# Who's it going to be?

-BOTH:

-# Who's it going to be? #

-Woo!

# Who's it going to be? #

-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

-Oh!

The Finger has found his target!

-What is your name, my friend?

-Um, Tommy.

-Tommy, it's Tommy!

-Tommy!

Tommy, tell us, who are you here with today?

-My mum, my stepdad and my sister, Rebecca. Lovely.

-Fantastic.

Well, get yourself down here. Bring your stepdad as well,

because it's time to play The Prize Surprise!

-Oh, all right.

-Yes!

-Thank you very much for joining us here, Tommy.

-OK.

Now, Tommy, before we get started,

have you any idea why we might have brought you down to sit here?

-No.

-No!

-Interesting.

-Mm.

Is it true that your stepdad Adam, here,

has a weird face that he pulls if he doesn't want to do something?

-Is that right?

-Um, yes!

Adam, show us what face you pull.

-All right.

-That's an Adam, I like that.

-That's good.

Well, we also hear that he's good at languages.

What's his Spanish like, Tommy?

This is the only thing he learnt

from, um...

-His Spanish.

-Yeah.

-What does he say?

-And it's...

HE GIGGLES

What is it?

La cuenta, por favor!

-Wow.

-"La cuenta, por favor", and what does that mean?

Can I have the bill, please?

-Can I have the bill, please?

-Well!

-Handy.

And is it true that he chases you around the house saying it

-all the time to annoy you?

-Yes, yes!

-Must be pretty annoying, actually.

-That does sound pretty annoying.

But it seems not everybody, Tommy, finds it so annoying,

because it's become quite famous.

Tommy, take a look at this.

A Stockport resident has become an unlikely national treasure

with his limited but eloquent grasp of the Spanish language.

Adam's one phrase of Spanish, "La cuenta, por favor", which

translates as "the bill, please", has earned him celebrity status.

People just can't get enough.

So, Adam, when did you discover the phrase?

Um, we was on a family holiday in Spain, and it just came to me.

And has it changed your life at all?

It's been like a rollercoaster, I can't really explain it.

I was in Spain two weeks ago, and we were all doing an "Adam".

-It's the way he says it.

-Yeah, that's brilliant.

-Yeah, yeah.

He's doing all the top programmes now.

So, fingers on buzzers, let's bring on the next catch phrase. Here it is.

Remember, just say what you see.

There's Mr Chips to help you out.

BUZZER

-Adam.

-La cuenta, por favor.

-He's absolutely right!

-Fantastic.

-Soon we'll all be asking for "La cuenta, por favor."

-Muy bien.

-Everybody is doing the Adam face.

-Everybody's doing it.

-I love it!

-Everybody's doing it.

-Tommy, is that the only Spanish?

Yes, yes, that's correct!

-It's the only Spanish that he knows.

-Tommy, what did you think about that?

It's embarrassing!

It was rather embarrassing.

Well, after getting you down here and putting you through all that,

it's only fair that we give you a chance to win some prizes

after all that embarrassment.

-OK.

-Indeed. And what better way to do that

than play a little game that we like to cal "La Catchphrase...Por Favor."

But beware - it's got a bit of a twist to it.

FLAMENCO MUSIC

Ole!

Guys, come over her.

Come on, then, guys!

-Come on, you. Come on.

-I'm here, I'm here.

OK, so here is how the game works.

We have cobbled together six of our nation's favourite celebrities.

All you have to do is match each celebrity

to their famous catch phrases or sayings.

Sounds pretty simple.

Well, it isn't,

because their catch phrases... are written in Spanish!

-What a twist!

-You know what, though?

I'm sure, Adam, you'll be fine with your fluent Spanish, won't you?

-I'll give it a good go.

-Yeah!

OK, first of all, let's have a look at the actual catch phrases.

All right, I can do that for you, mate. Gah!

OK. Oh, he's having a good look.

If you just stand there, Tommy, I'll read them out to you.

Don't worry about that, mate. OK, so, we have got...

Right, I apologise for my pronunciation.

We've got...

"Todo bien, cockers."

"Ricaaaardo!"

-"Gusto verlos, de verlos bien."

-Brilliant.

"Exterminar!"

"Siete!"

And "Paso!""

Again, I'm very sorry to any Spanish-speaking viewers

-that we have.

-You were really good then, I'm proud of you.

-Don't you patronise me!

-I won't.

Now, for every catch phrase that you correctly match to the celebrity,

-you will get a prize. Do you think you can do that?

-Yeah.

-Awesome!

-Yes, confidence.

Well, without further ado, let's bring on the celebrities!

Here we go!

Woo! We've got Duncan Bannatyne from Dragons' Den.

Bianca from EastEnders.

Bruce Forsyth.

A Dalek.

Len Goodman and Hacker the Dog.

-I already know one.

-Oh!

-I love that confidence!

There is only one last thing for me to say,

and that is, tres, dos, unos, vamos!

That means go, by the way. Go for it, here you go.

-Pick one of these.

-Right.

Oh, he's well on the way!

There you go.

All right, well done, guys.

This is a good start. Have a good look.

-See what you've got there...

-"Siete", OK. Help, audience.

AUDIENCE SHOUTS

Ooh... Yeah!

All right...

Oh, ooh...

What do you think, audience, what do you think?

-He's very good at Spanish!

-Yay!

Time's nearly up, time's nearly up!

Time's nearly up!

KLAXON

-Oh!

-He did it just in time.

-Just in time.

Come on, guys.

It's time to find out if you're right.

You said that Duncan's catch phrase, in Spanish, was "Paso!"

Which translates to...

-'I'm out.'

-DING!

Yay!

Next up we've got Bianca from EastEnders.

You said that her catch phrase in Spanish was "Ricaaaardo!"

Which translates to...

-'Ricky!'

-DING!

Yes!

Two prizes. We're doing well. Come on, let's carry on.

Go on, you can say this one.

OK, next up we've got Bruce Forsyth,

now, you said that his catch phrase in Spanish was,

"Gusto verlos, de verlos bien."

Good, good. Which translates to...

-'Nice to see you, to see you...'

-AUDIENCE:

-Nice!

-DING! Yes!

-Three prizes!

-We're doing well here, mate. OK. All right.

-OK, this is a tricky one.

-The next one, we've got a Dalek.

-Oof.

You said that in Spanish the Dalek's catch phrase is "Exterminar!" What?!

Which translates to...

'Exterminate!"

Yes! DING!

Four prizes, this is looking good, guys!

OK, next up we've got the lovely

Len Goodman from Strictly Come Dancing,

and you said that his catch phrase in Spanish was, "Siete!"

Which translates to...

-'Seven!'

-DING!

Yeah!

I'm getting a good feeling about the end one.

OK, the last one, we've got Hacker T Dog.

You said that his catch phrase was, "Todo bien, cockers"!

Which translates to...

'Y'all right, cockers?!'

-DING!

-Yeah!

-Yay!

So, Tommy, at the end of that, you got six answer right,

-which means you get six prizes!

-Yeah!

However...

However, there's another twist.

FLAMENCO MUSIC

-Ole!

-Ooh, double twist!

-You know it.

If you can correctly match our last celebrity catch phrase,

you'll win a tablet and all the prizes you've already won.

-Ooh!

-Ooh, interesting.

But, if you get it wrong, you will lose everything.

So it's all or nothing. Now, what would you like to do?

-Audience, what do you think they should do?

-Is he going to risk it?

AUDIENCE SHOUTS

-I'm going to risk it.

-He's going to risk it!

CHEERING

-I like that. Come on, bring it in.

-Brave. It's brave.

-Come on.

-Look at how nervous he is!

-Just look how nervous he is!

-Good luck, mate. Good luck.

OK, here we go.

-We're going to now ask you a multiple choice question.

-Here goes.

How do you say "yes" in Spanish?

Is it A, "Bee"?

Is it B, "Si"?

Or is it C, "Ay"?

Think very carefully. Is it A, B or C?

LAUGHTER

What is "yes" in Spanish?

Your stepdad can help.

-(B,

-"Si".) Um...

-B.

-B.

So, you're saying it's C, "Bee" or B, "Si"?

B, "Si".

-B,

-"Si". Tommy.

-We can tell you...

-Oh, man.

-That you...

are absolutely right! TOMMY SCREAMS

Yes!

-Come here!

-Yeah!

Yes!

Congratulations, mate!

-Oh...

-Oh, yeah!

-Give it up for Tommy and Adam, everyone.

-Fantastic.

Obviously our celebrities.

Thanks, guys.

Now, it seems that we here on Wind-Up

have got a very talented audience with us today.

-Well, some more talented than others.

-Yeah, that's true.

Let's take a look at them doing some impressions before the show started.

-I do a good Australian impression...

-No, you don't. Run VT.

It was a complete DISASTER, darling.

-GULP

-Shaggy!

Nice to see you, to see you nice!

IMITATES VADER BREATHING

Join the dark side.

IMITATES ROOSTER CROWING

All right! It's that part of the show where the wind-up is on us.

Now, I've been having a think about this,

and - how about we just don't do this, this bit? I don't...

-Scared, are you?

-Hey! Mark Rhodes isn't sacred of anything.

Except for most of the things that come out the truck.

-Yeah, that's fair enough. Just forget about it.

-All right... Shh!

-OK.

-It's time to...

bring on The Truck Of Luck!

HORN HONKS

-OK. All right, Chimpy?

-All right, mate?

OK, whatever is inside this truck, we just have to go with it, OK?

-Let's do it.

-Mystery guest... BOTH:

-Reveal yourself!

DRUM ROLL

Where's she going? Oh, here we go.

No! NO!

Hello, what's your name?

I'm Aggie, and I'm British national arm wrestling champion.

Round of applause for Aggie!

-You, Sam. Get over here.

-Me? Am I wrestling you?

Right.

Oh, no!

-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

-Go.

-Oh!

-You, Mark.

-Me?!

Next one.

Let me, er...

Let me show you how it's...

not done.

-There we go. When you're ready.

-Go!

Argh!

Too good.

So, er, what's our challenge, then?

-Strength challenges, and I'll be the referee.

-Strength challenges?

-Yeah. Strength challenges.

-Against each other?

-Yeah, of course.

-Oh, you're joking.

-And I'm the referee.

-OK?

-You're referee? THEY LAUGH

Don't want to get on the wrong side of - you look lovely, by the way.

Hey, hey - none of that.

-Sorry.

-All right, we need to go and get ready.

OK, but whilst we do that, here's what else you can expect

to come from this series of Big Friday Wind-Up.

-Come on.

-Strength challenge(!)

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

CHEERING

PLANT ROARS

THEY SCREAM

CBBC!

Hello!

CHEERING

CHAIR ROARS

SHE SCREAMS

THEY SCREAM

OK, it's time for us to take on our challenge.

Aggie, what have we actually got to do, then?

-You will battle against each other in three strength challenges.

-OK.

-The arm wrestling table.

-OK.

-The hammer.

-Oh, no!

And the last one, pull-up bar.

Oh! This is awful!

Oh, OK. Right. That's the challenge, but how do you lot think we'll do?

Yes, studio audience, we are

now going to ask you to vote for who you think will be the best.

-If you get it right, there is a prize in it for you.

-Yeah!

You've each got two cards, blue for Sam and pink for me.

I can't believe you're doing this, by the way!

-Please make your decisions and... BOTH:

-Raise your cards!

-50/50?

-Oh, I don't know, I think you beat that, mate.

Oh, I don't know.

OK, well, it doesn't matter,

we're going to see who is the king of strength.

Let's get started.

-I'm really nervous!

-I'm nervous as well!

ROCK MUSIC

Ready? GO.

The winner!

Next.

-Me next? OK...

-Want to grab the hammer?

-Good luck.

-So, I've just got to whack it one?

-Just whack it.

This is really heavy!

DING!

Go on, Mark!

Hey, we've got the winner.

-Well done, mate.

-Thank you very much!

-OK.

-The last one.

-We'll carry on, for pride.

-For pride.

-Come on.

Pride?! Pride!

Are you kidding?!

You have to pull up, and who's staying up longer is the winner.

Oh, no. I'm awful at these.

Up!

Argh!

The winner is Mark this time.

That was so funny...

I could...

I could feel me tache going.

Got to say, congratulations. Sam, you're a worthy winner.

Thank you very much.

So, it is a win for me, yeah!

It is also a win for everybody who voted for me.

You get yourselves a highly-coveted Sam and Mark Wind-Up walkie!

Fantastic. Can we please get out of these silly costumes?

Yes, definitely.

OK, whilst we do that, here's what happened when we wound up

some of the studio audience before they entered the studio.

Guys, give a massive round of applause to Aggie.

Watch out for the angry plant, audience.

PLANT ROARS

Oh, yeah!

That's right, the Finger is back, and he's ready to do some picking.

Yes, he needs to pick two families to take part in our grand finale.

And get this - one family could be walking home

with tonight's star prize, a games console!

Come on, then, Finger Of Fun! Find us someone, will you?

Yeah!

FUNK BEAT

# Who's it gonna be?

# Oh, yeah! #

Could it be you?

# Who's it gonna be?

# Oh, yeah! #

Wow!

The Finger has made up his mind.

Our first family is the Gellman family from London!

But who will they be competing against? Off you go, Finger!

Go and get another one!

# Who's it gonna be? #

-BOTH:

-# Who's it gonna be?

# Who's it gonna be? #

Oh...

Oh! It is the Ashley-Brown family from Staffordshire!

All right. You two families get yourselves down here

-because it's time to play... BOTH:

-Rotation!

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the only TV game

where you have to rotate on a giant turntable to avoid getting slimed.

Let's meet our families!

It's the Gellman family!

All right, captain Joseph, who else have we got here, mate?

Well, I've got my brother Nathan, and he loves cakes.

-Who doesn't?

-Who doesn't?

-I've got my best friend Sam here. He likes to dance.

-Cool.

-And here I've got my dad Tim, and he plays five-a-side football.

-Does he?

-Excellent. Any good, Tim?

-Terrible.

-I like your honesty.

-That's fair enough, innit?

All right, brilliant. Thank you very much.

Time to meet your opponents, good luck.

It's the Ashley-Brown family!

-They look petrified.

-They really do!

-They look petrified.

Don't be scared, it's all right.

Team captain Ellie, are you all right?

-Yes, thank you.

-Who's the rest of the team? Introduce them.

This is my little sister Bethan, my mum Vanessa and my dad Jason.

Excellent. It's lovely to have you. Interesting fact about yourselves?

Well, the day after my mum and dad got married,

they were on the beach in Naples,

and my dad took a handful of live fish,

put them down my mum's pants...

and she screamed, which got loads of people to look,

and she pulled them down.

Mate, you are on the right show. That is a wind-up.

-Brilliant.

-Happy honeymoon.

-All right!

OK, here is how the game works.

-Up here is something that we like to call...

-The Tank...

-..Of Terror!..

All through the game, this tank will be slowly filling up with slime.

Meanwhile, our teams will be directly below it

answering a series of questions.

If they get one right, they spin round away from the tank

and into the safe zone. Just like that.

But if they continue to get them wrong, they stay right here in...

-The Danger...

-Zone!

Now, the aim of the game is to stay out of this zone,

because when the tank fills up to the black line...

..the family underneath will get covered in slime! That's right!

All over your faces!

-All right, all right.

-Good.

-Calm yourself down.

OK, the best of luck. Are you ready?

-Yeah!

-Here we go...start the slime.

OK, the best Complete this Katy Perry lyric, "Baby, you're a..."

-Firework.

-Correct, rotate.

Name the two dogs that present in the CBBC office.

SHE GASPS The two dogs. Name them.

Do you know them? No idea.

-Pass.

-Pass? No idea, pass.

Which cricket trophy do Australia and England...?

-The Ashes!

-Correct, rotate.

What was the title of One Direction's 2013 movie?

-Er...

-The One Direction Film?

-Incorrect.

-Which Roald Dahl book centres around a tortoise?

-Pass.

-Pass, OK.

Which TV soap is set in the fictional town of Walford?

-EastEnders.

-Correct, rotate.

Which band nickname their fans "Geese"?

Geese, Geese, Geese - pass!

ALARM RINGS

THEY SCREAM

Um...

Unlucky!

-Oh, guys!

-Can we please take a look at that in slow-mo?

Sorry about that!

Oh, unlucky, guys. How are you feeling?

Great.

The Ashley-Browns did so well, but you did get gunged,

which means that the Gellman family, they go through to the final round.

Let's go and say hello!

You're through to the final!

Go and get yourselves ready, go on, off you go!

Oh, well done, guys. Don't worry, you don't go empty-handed,

because we are going to give you some Sam and Mark goody bags.

-Is that all right?

-Great.

-Have you had a good day?

-Fantastic.

-Great!

-Brilliant.

-Give it up for the Ashley-Browns, everyone!

Go and get yourselves cleaned up.

-Right!

-That was mean.

-It went all over them.

All over them!

It's time for the Gellman family to won some amazing prizes,

as we play Stuck On You.

Playing this game for the Gellman family, we have Joseph and Sam.

How are you feeling, guys?

-Excited!

-Yeah, excited.

Yeah! Right, here are the rules.

Our Wind-Up audience are armed with hundreds of balls.

Hold up your balls, everyone!

Fantastic.

Now, what you need to do is run around

and catch as many as you can using your sticky suits.

At the end of the game we'll count up the balls

and see what prizes you qualify for.

Now, more than 20 balls, which is represented by this yellow line,

will get you all these lovely board games...

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

More than 40 balls, which is represented by this blue line,

will get you all the board games, plus family tickets to the cinema!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

And more than 60 balls, which is represented by this red line,

will get you the board games, the cinema tickets

plus tonight's star prize, a games console!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

Oh, yeah!

-OK, Joseph and Sam, are you ready?

-More ready than we ever were.

In that case, please take your positions.

OK, get yourselves ready. They're ready for it.

Best of luck to you. OK, audience, in three, two, one...

Let 'em have it!

-KLAXON

-Stop!

-Stop!

Come over here, lads.

OK, you want to come over this side?

Wow, look at that!

-Come this side.

-Come this side, buddy.

All right, let's count these up.

This could take a while!

Oh, wow, this is brilliant! We're almost there, guys, for 20.

That's over 20, well done!

Got the board games.