Episode 4 Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

What are you doing? The show is about to start.

I'm trying to get autographs from the hottest boyband!

The Vamps, this is their dressing room.

-I just need to know what show they are on.

-They're on our show!

I can't listen if you keep chatting away.

What if I get to meet them!

What if I get to meet The Vamps?

-I've had enough of this.

-You can't just walk in.

All right lads, you all set for the show?

Yep. We're ready to go.

Let's do it. Off you go. After you.

Nice to see you.

Nice to see you.

MARK WHIMPERS

Lovely.

The Vamps are on our show. The Vamps are on our show.

Run the titles!

# Wind me up, put me down

# Start me up and watch me

# It's easy once you know how it's done

# You can't stop now

# It's already begun... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Big Friday Wind-Up.

My name is Jessica and I'm here to introduce your hosts.

If you were hoping for the best double act around then

you are...out of luck.

It's Sam and Mark!

# I don't care, I love it

# I don't care, I love it

# I love it, I don't care

# I love it

# I don't care... #

Come on! Come on! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yes!

Come on, you. Come on, you. Come on, you. Come on.

Whoo-hoo! Oh, yeah!

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

Yes!

And have we got some belting wind-ups for you.

We will be sending a member of our studio audience on a special

celebrity treasure hunt.

Oh!

And Mark and I will go undercover again, armed with disguises,

hidden cameras and a very special In Yer Face guest.

-Hi, Chris.

-Hey, lads. You all right?

-Not as good as you.

You look spectacular.

Well, this is probably the best outfit in my wardrobe.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

And as if that wasn't enough we've only gone

and got...The Vamps on the show!

-So exciting!

-They're like One Direction with guitars

We will be catching up with them later and they will be rocking

out a very special performance just for you lot!

But right now, it's time to get to know our studio audience!

-I'm lunging.

-Oh.

Right then.

Let's go up here because I want to talk to someone

and I want to talk to...

-you, Jack. How you doing, mate?

-Good.

Good.

Basically, I'm here to say that your mum,

-who is sitting next to me. What's your name?

-Lisa.

-Nice to meet you.

-She embarrasses you in public, doesn't she?

-Yes.

-How does she do that, Jack?

-Well, she keeps singing.

-And she kisses me in public.

-No!

-No! Now, Lisa, you've kissed him in public?

-I have.

-Have you kissed him on national television?

-Not yet.

-Let's change this.

-Shall we try?

Yes, go on!

Give him a kiss, go on. Give him a kiss. Come on! Oh!

Beautiful! That was lovely.

I'm sorry, Jack. It was embarrassing.

Sam, can you beat that?

I'll try me best, mate. I am going to come and talk to you, Abbey.

-How you doing? You all right?

-Yeah.

-Good. Is this your mum, Fiona?

-Yes.

-Hi, Fiona. You all right?

-Yep.

-Nice to see you.

I hear that your mum is a little bit embarrassing because

-she sings in public, doesn't she?

-Yes.

-Tell me about it.

Well, when my friends are at my house

she always puts her headphones on and sings really loudly.

-Oh, why do you do this?

-Cos it's my duty to embarrass her.

That's fair enough.

-Like Mark just did, has your mum ever sang on national television?

-No.

-Shall we change that?

-Oh, no.

-I think we should. Let's play some music.

# She can't sing, she can't dance

# But who cares, she walks like Rihanna!

# She can't sing, she can't dance

# But who cares, she walks like Rihanna! #

Very good. Very good.

Very good.

You know what? You're through to boot camp. Mark, can you beat that?

I just don't know, Sam. I just don't know.

But I'm going to try my very best. OK, who shall I speak to anyway?

Let's go up here and I think we shall speak to...

-Oh, how are you doing?

-Good.

Good. I was good, Mark, until you came over and spoke to me.

-I've heard you are quite a good dancer? Is that right?

-Yes.

Can you teach me some moves? I need all the help I can get.

Shall we stand up?

Shall we hit the music.

MUSIC: "DNA" by Little Mix

Whoa.

Hey! Stop! Hold up! Cut the music.

What? You ruin all the fun.

Sorry, mate, it's just I've seen those moves somewhere before.

What do you mean you've seen them before?

Beau, would you say you get your moves from? Maybe a particular

family member or something like that?

I think I get them from my mum, would be best..

OK, interesting. Do you recognise this person?

MUSIC: "DNA" by Little Mix

Yes, here is the woman who taught you everything you know.

Please welcome Beau's mum, Lara.

MUSIC: "Wings" by Little Mix

# She said, "Spread your wings my little butterfly

# "Don't let what they say keep you up at night..." #

Why did you do this to me?

# "..Then they can walk on by"

# Mama told me not to waste my life

# She said, "Spread your wings my little butterfly

# "Don't let what they say keep you up at night

# "And they can't detain you

# "These wings are made for flight." #

Yay! Ah, brilliant.

That was the best thing I've ever heard.

My favourite move was this one. That was awesome.

What did you think of that, Beau?

She just said she's going to wet herself.

Don't do that. Well, now your chance to get your own back.

Lara, you need to get ready.

And, Beau, you need to come with me,

because it's time to play Mum-Pin Bowling.

Come on.

Now, what is Mum-Pin Bowling, I hear you ask?

Well, it's just like ten pin bowling.

But instead of a bowling ball, we're going to be using Beau's mum!

She's happy about that. Round of applause.

Beau, are you ready to see what we've done to your mum Lara like

-you've never seen her before?

-Yes.

Audience, are you ready?

AUDIENCE: Yes!

There's only one thing for it then...

-BOTH:

-Bring on the mum!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Lovely Lara, how are you feeling?

-AOK.

-AOK, That's good.

-Beau, this is how it works.

You have to use these controls in front of you to determine how

far back your mum goes

before we release her to the skittles of truth.

If Lara manages to get all the skittles down in one go...

STEE-RIKE!

Or two goes...

SPARE!

Then Beau will win a prize.

Amazing!

But wait, there's more!

Because there is also a very special golden skittle.

If the golden skittle gets knocked down,

every member of our studio audience wins a prize.

A candy bracelet for everyone.

-All right, I'm going to turn Mum down.

-You turn Mum around.

Come on, you. Come on.

Lovely Lara.

We've stitched you up good and proper here.

How are you feeling, lovely?

-You all right?

-Fantastic.

-You look great.

Beau, let's do this! It's time to...

-BOTH:

-Wind up your mum!

-Go for it.

Audience, how far should we take her?

-AUDIENCE:

-To the top!

Steve Backshall, where should we take her?

To the top.

-OK, Beau, are you happy with where your mum is?

-Yes.

Best of luck. What are you waiting for, Beau?

-Release the mum!

-Go, go, go!

Go, go, go!

Come on, you can do it! You can do it!

CHEERING

Nice work.

She's trying to jab them.

Well done, Lara, you knocked down seven skittles

and also the golden skittle so all the audience win a prize.

Lara, you've got one more chance to the last three skittles down.

If you do that, Beau here wins a prize.

So once again it's time to...

-BOTH:

-Wind up your mum!

-Wind her up.

-Audience, where should we take her?

-AUDIENCE:

-To the top!

Now, Lara, I'm going to help you out here because we all want you to win.

I'm going to give you a little bit of a push.

-Get ready to hold the lever. Mark, you tell us when.

-In three, two, one,

release the mum!

-Come back and knock them with your feet.

-Knock them with your feet.

Unlucky.

I can't stop laughing at her feet.

All right. Oops, no...

-Nice try.

-We'll give you that.

OK, you did knock down nine of the skittles.

Unfortunately, you didn't win the special prize but don't you worry.

It's not a sad day, everyone.

Because now you get to foam your mum.

Bring on the foaminator.

-Come on, Lara. Come here, lovely.

-Poor Lara.

We've stitched you up good and proper here, haven't we?

-I'd get out of the way, mate.

-In three...two...one.

Release the foam!

Yay!

-Are you feeling good, Lara?

-Fantastic.

Beau, how are you feeling now that you foamed your mum?

-Good.

-Good. She's feeling good.

Give a massive round of applause for Beau and Lara!

But right now, it's time to meet our special guests.

-Give a huge welcome for The Vamps!

-Yeah.

Boom! Boom! Boom!

Welcome to the show. Are you enjoying yourself?

-Yes. Thank you for having us.

-Thank you for being here.

Before we get chatting, Tristan,

how was your trip to your dressing room earlier?

-Adventurous.

-No-one's safe on Wind-Up, are they?

We played a trick on Tristan. Do you want to see what happened?

Welcome to the show, by the way. This is series 3 this one. So, er...

That's just a little prank we like to do with our guests.

That's really bad. That's really... That's out of order, mate.

-How did you all get together?

-I was the first Vamp.

And I wanted to make a band

so I was on the internet looking at videos and I saw this little bear.

Little bear.

And he was singing, doing his thing and we decided to meet up

and do some songs together, songwriting and then we were going

for a little bit and then Tristan, we saw a video of Tristan, as well.

Randomly.

We thought he was great,

drumming when he was like 16 in a Hawaiian shirt.

-Awesome.

-Winner.

We asked him in the band and Connor was the most recent

but it was the same story with him. The internet was awesome for us.

We have no lives, just on the laptop 24/7.

It's incredible that's how people get signed these days. It is

an amazing platform.

Lads, it's working for you.

-Yeah, exactly.

-Our lovely audience have got a lot of questions.

Haven't you, audience? Got some questions for the lads?

Let's go up here.

-Come on, Sam. Use your legs.

-Stand up, what's your name?

-Sophie.

What's your question for The Vamps?

-Why are they called the Vamps?

-There's a few meanings for the word

"vamp" and someone in a recording studio said to us,

"Vamping is throwing things together."

I think that's what we've done with our band, so I don't know.

It's a way of playing on the guitar, as well.

So basically it's whatever you want it to be.

Sophie, nice one. Thank you for your question. We've got one more.

Who really wants to ask? Come on then. Stand up. What's your name?

-Leon.

-Leon, what's your question for The Vamps?

How do you keep your hair so good?

Do you know what, I was thinking the same thing? Good question.

-A lot of wax and hairspray I think.

-That's appropriate for all of us.

Even a wind machine wouldn't touch these bad boys.

Thank you very much for your question. Cheers, guys.

So, what's next for The Vamps?

We've got an album coming out.

Which is a big thing for us, really exciting.

So just more original music then our own tour. Can't wait.

It's great to have you on the show, thanks for joining us.

And you'll also going be performing for us a little later on,

aren't you?

-Exciting times.

-Very much looking forward to that.

Please give a massive round of applause to The Vamps!

-It's now pay back...

-For us!

Yeah, that's right. We have been up to our old tricks

surprising you lot all day,

which unfortunately means it's now our turn.

That's right, it's time to find out what's waiting for us

-inside the...

-BOTH:

-Truck of Luck!

MENACING MUSIC

TRUCK BEEPS

-Hi, chimpie.

-All right, mate?

There's something inside this truck,

but Mark and I have no idea what.

I always get a bit nervous about now.

-Shall we do this?

-Here goes.

Mystery guest, reveal yourself!

It's me, Ben Shires, from Officially Amazing!

-How are you doing?

-Good to see you, mate.

-I'm good. How are you?

Very good. A bit scared of seeing you.

This might be a little clue as to why I'm here today. And let me

say I'm bursting with excitement for what you chaps are about to do

because today, you're going

to be attempting the

Guinness World Record for the most balloons

burst in 30 seconds using the medium of your bottoms.

Brilliant.

What we're saying is we're about to do some really classy television.

That's what I'm known for, chaps.

We will be taking on that challenge later on in the show.

-Can't wait. We'll see you later on.

-I've got a bony bum.

I think that should help! But now it's time to have a chat to

a couple of friends of ours over here. Let's go.

Please say hello to Anna, Lily and

it's only CBBC's Chris Johnson.

Well, look at this trio of loveliness right here.

Are you enjoying the show, girls?

-Yes!

-Are you enjoying it, Chris?

-I'm a bit nervous about this.

The reason Chris is saying that is

-we've already met before, haven't we?

-Yes.

That's right.

We donned our disguises and went under cover with our hidden cameras.

Not only that, we had a very special guest.

Chris, did you enjoy taking on the champs?

It was a full-on challenge. I was nervous the entire time.

I say that.

I was quite confident I was going to win.

Let's see what happened.

Anna, will you do the honours, down camera one?

Run VT!

MUSIC: "A-Team Theme"

HORN HONKS

It's time for another round of

In Yer Face and today's is very special

-because we've upped the budget.

-What? More money.

Does that mean we've got helicopters, explosions,

-3D special effects and stuntmen?

-No, we've only upped the budget by 40p.

40p? What we going to get for 40p?

-Hello, fellows.

-Yay!

I wouldn't be so pleased if I were you

because I'm about to beat you at your own game.

We're taking Lily and Chris is taking Anna.

The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

And we've got loads of costumes and cunning disguises to help.

Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

But if they uncover our true identity

and make a positive ID, right in our faces, then it's game over.

'It's time for In Yer Face Round 1...

'Will Sam and Chris let their acting do the talking?

'Or will the girls see through their performance?

-'First up, it's Sam.'

-Oh, Sam, never have you looked so beautiful.

You've looked beautiful in many, many things but this

is the best one.

-Thanks, mate. I appreciate that.

-Sam, you're a mime artist.

You've got to get Lily to wave at you.

I don't know if Max told you, I am the king of this game.

-You're not the king.

-I am the king.

-He's not the king.

You're meant to be bigging us up.

-You're finally going to be on a winning team, my friend.

-Whoa!

Chris, you should be pretty scared. That's all I'm going to say.

Here comes Lily, good luck, partner.

-Think she's even going to give him eye contact?

-No.

She's looking and then she's looking away really fast.

He's waved.

He's looking pretty sad. He's waving bye.

I mean no, don't. No, bad. Boo!

APPLAUSE

That's how you do it.

So that's how you do it, lads. You didn't get a wave though, did you?

-Whoa, calm down.

-To be fair, she didn't wave at me. Fair enough.

But I don't think she has a clue.

What's it feel like to be on the winning team?

Why don't you pipe down?

'So, with Sam and Mark taking a 1-0 lead it's time for Chris to

'make his In Yer Face debut.'

Chris, you look good, mate. You look really, really good.

Thank you very much. It's the lips that do it.

They finish off the look.

I think what it is is that you are going to get caught.

-You're right, I might get found out.

-I think you might.

-I won't.

-I won't get found out.

-All right.

-I'm going to transform myself.

Let's see how good you are.

Here comes Anna.

What's that?

-Look at her face.

-Say it.

'Wait, wait. See...'

She's looking back.

-Go back.

-Go back.

Go back and say, "Are you Chris?" Trust your instincts. Go, go.

-No wave.

-A lot better than you.

-I was terrible.

We've got some competition here.

-Woo!

-Unbelievable.

-Sorry, I meant...

-Well done, Chris.

-Thanks very much.

Not bad at all actually for your first one.

Do you think she's got a clue?

-I'm not going to lie. There was a moment.

-One all. It's my turn now.

-Don't mess it up.

-I won't.

'So, with the score 1 apiece let's move on to Round 2.

'Will Mark and Chris look suitably athletic or will the girls

'just think they're pathetic?

'First up, it's Mark.'

-Mark, looking good.

-Feeling good, mate.

I'm feeling slightly threatened this round. You look nothing like you.

I am not me because I am a great actor. Ask Sam about that, he knows.

Yeah, you're brilliant, mate.

-DOES BAD ACCENT:

-This is my athletics track

but you got to stretch, yeah. See?

-Please don't mess this up for us.

-I'm not going to mess it up.

-They're falling out.

-You wait and see. You wait and see.

The rules are simple.

You are a former athlete and you're encouraging young people to get fit.

This is the key. You've got to get Lily to exercise with you.

-Oh, piece of cake.

-Brace yourself, Mark, Lily's on the way.

Mark, don't let the team down.

-Excuse me.

-Oh, no.

-We're looking to go round the track right now.

-No.

-She's got no idea.

-You want to do some warming up? You sure?

OK, no problem. I'll see you later. Bye-bye.

He didn't do any of the things that you asked him to do

but he's still in the game.

-I don't quite know what to say to that.

-You got us through, mate.

It's a shallow victory but it's a victory, my friend.

You didn't do anything you were supposed to do. We're still through.

'So, Sam and Mark go into a 2-1 lead. Chris is going to have

'to up his game to stay in the race.'

-Hi, Chris.

-Hey, lads. You all right?

-Not as good as you.

You look spectacular.

This is probably the best outfit in my wardrobe.

I don't think you're going to get caught on this one.

-Do you know why that is?

-I've got a theory about that.

When people watch me on CBBC,

when Anna's watching that she never sees me from the waist down.

It's always the waist up behind a desk.

So she's not going to believe I've got legs.

And what legs, eh?

So you are a former athlete. I will give you the name of your character.

And Mark will give you the sport in which you are tremendous at.

Oh, he's got all the power now. Oh, dear.

Here's Anna, let's see what you've got in the locker.

-SOUTH AFRICAN ACCENT:

-Excuse me, you're new here.

-I thought I didn't recognise your face.

-His accent's really good.

-What's your name, darling?

-Anna.

-Anna.

-Chris, your name is Brenda.

Nice to meet you. My name is Brenda.

-Brenda.

-Brenda, it's my accent.

-Your sport is beach volleyball.

If you look on the timetable, see Brenda,

beach volleyball that's mine.

Haven't you taken part in the beach volleyball class?

-It's worth it. It's a nice one to do, actually.

-She's not getting it.

I've trained a lot of people in my time.

You know Usain Bolt, you know him? Never met him.

But I did talk to him over the phone once. Gave him a few pointers.

Chris, she's not getting you, mate. I think you can send her on her way.

-Well done.

-Lovely to meet you. Give us a call.

You can't miss me, I'm usually wearing luminous green.

I think a hamstring.

That does not feel good. That does not feel good.

-Oh.

-Luminous green.

Best to not get found out, boys, how about that?

Not going to laugh, quite smug.

-Luminous green.

-She was sussing something out.

I think she was like,

-"Why have I met so many strange people today?"

-Game on.

Woo!

'So, half-time scores are in and it's 2 apiece.

'Back to the studio.'

First things first, Anna, did you not think it was a bit odd

that there was a man

-who's name was Brenda?

-Yeah.

Are you tempted to sign up for a beach volley ball

-lesson with Brenda?

-No.

-With them legs, they were amazing.

-Thank you very much. Both my own.

Chris, can you say "luminous green" again?

-That was the best moment!

-You might recognise me.

I'm the one in the luminous green shorts.

-They were very, very bright.

-They were bright.

-Very tight, as well.

And, Lily, you really didn't seem to want to chat to me.

Why didn't you want to talk to me?

I didn't look weird in a bright purple

-tracksuit and 1970s' hair, did I?

-You were a bit crazy.

Well, if you think that was amusing, wait

until you see what happened next.

Take it away Lily down camera number one!

Run VT!

'It's time for In Yer Face Round 3.

'Who are these two lookers? It's Sam and Chris, sorry my mistake.

'First up, it's Sam.'

-Well, hello there, Mrs Nixon.

-Hiya, boys.

-I can get you a flat, you know?

-Give him the rules quick.

-OK, you're an estate agent selling Lily a house.

-OK.

I'm telling you everything you have to say.

I don't like the fact that you're at the helm of this.

Here comes Lily. Game face on.

-Hiya. Come on, take a seat. How you doing?

-My name's Gillian.

-I'm Gillian, nice to meet you, darling. How are you?

-Fine.

How can I help you today?

-We're looking to buy a one-bedroom flat.

-Let me have a look.

-We've got one.

-Here we go.

We've got one with a little room for a gym. You could have a gym in it.

We've got one here

and it's got a room in it that you could fit a gym in.

Do you do any workouts or anything like that?

-I'm doing it all the time me.

-I love working out.

-I'm always down the gym me.

-Get Zumba in there.

Have you been to Zumba?

-Have you been to Zumba down the road?

-I have in the past.

-Two-bedroom house.

-Harry Styles used to own it.

Apparently Harry Styles used to own this.

Apparently he pops round every week.

-From One Direction?

-Harry Styles from One Direction.

He's the one with the curly hair, isn't he? I love him.

Sing your favourite One Direction song.

# What makes you beautiful. #

We did Zumba to that the other night. Yeah, it was amazing.

-Get her out there.

-I'll get in touch with you. I'll find some more.

Lovely, I'll be in touch anyway. Thanks very much, guys.

Have a lovely evening.

-Oh!

-Bye, guys.

That, my friend, is how you do it.

You lovely boys looking for a flat?

-Madame.

-I can't get in, me skirt's too tight.

-Hold on.

Forget looking for a flat,

I'm looking for a chance of getting anywhere. That was impressive.

You can sell me a flat any day of the week, mate.

'So, Sam and Mark move into a 3-2 lead.

'Let's see what Chris is made of.

'Oh, deary me.'

-Wow. You look beautiful.

-Stunning, in fact.

You know, I feel it. Both inside and... No, just inside.

Basically, you've just got to repeat everything that we tell

-you in your ear.

-Everything.

-What goes around comes around.

-You're in trouble, boy.

-Bring it on, lads.

Bring it on.

Here she comes, mate.

-Pressure's on.

-Take a seat.

-Your name's David.

-My name's David.

Spanish.

-Spanish!

-So, what are we looking for again?

Before we get started I really like to break the ice with a little joke.

I'd really like to break the ice with a bit of a joke. Knock, knock.

-Who's there?

-An estate agent.

-An estate agent.

There's a pair of glasses next to the computer, put them on.

Oh, dear.

OK, what have we got?

Can I have your full name,

-please?

-Get Anna to put your glasses on.

Try them on. Try them on. You'll look lovely. Go on, go for it.

Don't be shy. There you go.

The property market is a very complicated beast.

I always sum up buying a house with this simple ten word rhyme.

In school they sort of make things sound more fun.

In this business we've got a ten word sort of piece.

It goes like this.

HE CLEARS THROAT

Houses are bril, flats are nice,

you can find at any price.

-It's actually 12 words.

-Awful. Awful.

-Over ten words.

-Awful.

I'll be in touch during the week.

-Can't believe he's done it. Fair play.

-So annoying.

-Pretty good, actually.

-Thank you so much for coming in.

I'd show you all the way to the door, but I haven't shaved me legs.

Well done, Chris.

-Room for another one?

-Well done.

-Congratulations.

I want to say my favourite bit of that was

when you introduced yourself as Dave and said, "It's Spanish."

-You make a beautiful looking woman.

-You really do.

A beautiful looking woman called David.

'I beg to differ. Back to the studio.'

It's a draw. We couldn't call it! Well done, Chris!

-You were tremendous.

-Thank you very much, lads.

By the by I've got a part-time job at weekends at that estate agent's.

-Chris and Sam, you were both fantastic.

-Still not shaved me legs.

-You do make a fantastic woman!

-We need to stop talking about that.

Did you girls think there was anything odd about these

-"women" in the estate agent's?

-Yeah.

What did you think when you saw Chris and Sam?

Well, he had a very hairy leg.

-That's the first thing you noticed. What did you think?

-Hairy hands.

-I told you to get them sorted.

-It's my manliness that gave me away.

-Did you girls have a good day playing In Yer Face? BOTH:

-Yeah.

-And, Chris, did you enjoy it?

-Loved it.

-You were a fantastic competitor.

Thank you, you weren't so bad yourself.

We need to stop talking like that now.

Girls, thank you very much, you've been brilliant.

Let's give them all a massive round of applause.

I know what you're thinking,

so many surprises, surely there isn't room for any more?

Well, there is room, Mark, and lots of it. Don't believe me,

take a look at what's still to come!

We take on our balloon popping challenge but will either of us

break the world record?

The Vamps perform fight here in the Wind-Up studio.

And another two families try to avoid the slime in Rotation.

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Finger of Fun!

All right. Hiya, Finger, you all right?

-No. What's wrong with him?

-Leave this to me, Sam. Come here, Finger.

Come on, are you not well?

I know what it is. Sam, he doesn't like you.

He's not real. Stop being so ridiculous.

Finger, get on with your job, find us someone!

Who's it going to be?

Who's it going to be?

-The Finger has spoken. What's your name?

-Theo.

OK, Theo, come on down, because it's time to play The Prize Surprise!

-Hello, Theo, how are you?

-Good, thank you.

Right, let's get down to it, Theo.

We know that you love celebrities

-and have been known to contact them, is that right?

-Yes.

Tell us about which celebrities you have contacted and why?

-Alan Titchmarsh.

-Nice.

-Peter Andre.

-Brilliant.

-Dani Harmer.

-Holly Willoughby.

-Nice.

-Keith Lemon.

-Theo, why have you contacted these celebrities?

It's my nanny Pauline's anniversary

so I wanted to make it special for her party.

-So I contacted them.

-What a legend.

Round of applause for that.

I notice you've never invited me and Mark. We're huge celebrities.

What's that about?

Don't know.

Now, you've often invited these celebrities to your garden events.

Tell me about your garden.

I like to keep the garden really tidy.

Last summer we had a charity I did, on my own, for Cancer Research

and we raised £75 for them.

-And it was in the paper.

-That's amazing. Nice work, Theo.

Absolute legend you are.

But none of those celebs managed to get to

-your garden?

-No.

Well, Theo, don't worry as we've got a special game just for you.

It combines your love of celebrities and gardening. It's time to play

Game of Gnomes.

Theo, come with us.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Theo, welcome to your very own celebrity garden.

-Why is it a celebrity garden, I hear you ask?

-Why, Mark?

I'll tell you. Because these guys live here.

AUDIENCE OOHS

They are our celebrity gnomes.

Unfortunately, our celebrity gnomes are quite shy

and the cheeky little chaps have hidden themselves in't garden.

That was in the garden, by the way.

That's right, there are six celebrity-faced gnomes

hidden somewhere here and your job is to find them.

-Understand?

-Yes.

-For each celebrity gnome you find, you'll win a prize.

-How's that sound?

-Good.

The audience even like it.

You'll be against the clock and have to find as many gnomes as you can.

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-Here's your gardening gloves. Get your gardening gloves on.

-Love that.

I bet you're used to wearing these, aren't you?

-Here you go, mate.

-The gnomes could be anywhere.

-They could be anywhere.

In three, two, one...go!

That's it. Get it all out.

That's one. It's David Platt. And we found another one. It's Mark.

-It's you!

-Yey!

-Go on!

-There they are!

That's Dani Harmer.

-Keep going, mate.

-There you go. There's one there.

-It's Peter Andre.

-Go on.

-There's two more.

-You can do this.

-By the plants.

-Audience, give him some encouragement.

-Yes!

-Yes!

-One more!

-One more!

-Time's up.

-Well done.

-Well done.

Come back here.

Well done, Theo, you managed to find five gnomes which means you

win five prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash.

-Feeling good?

-Yeah.

But, Theo, that's not all.

We are now going to give you the chance to risk those prizes

and go for the Star Prize, a tablet and some gardening vouchers.

All you have to do is answer one celebrity based question.

-What do you want to do? Stick or risk it?

-Risk it.

He's going to risk it.

Tension music.

You can take your gloves off.

Here we go.

We are going to show you a picture of a celebrity disguised

as a gnome. You will have ten seconds to tell us who that celebrity is.

Are you ready, Theo?

Best of luck. Reveal the picture.

-Who is it?

-Alan Titchmarsh.

-It's Alan Titchmarsh.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You were on it like a shot.

Well done, Theo. You have been awesome.

That means you have won all those prizes you won there,

the star prize, which is the tablet and the gardening vouchers.

-Do you want the gnomes, as well?

-Yeah.

Give him a massive round of applause, ladies and gentlemen.

Now, here on Wind-Up even our audience aren't safe.

Let's take a look at what we did to them before the show started.

We're so cruel!

We've left the Tardis right outside the Wind-Up studio. What

a great opportunity for a photo.

Or is it?

Three, two, one, cheese.

-So nervous.

-I'm so nervous.

It's now time for us to take on our Truck of Luck challenge.

Earlier on in the show, Ben revealed himself.

So, Ben, what do we have to do?

You have 30 seconds to burst as many balloons as you possibly can

-using the back of your legs or your backside.

-OK.

Fortunately I have someone to introduce

and that is the official Guinness World Record Adjudicator, Mark.

Nice to meet you, Mark.

Today, the record to beat is 27 balloons burst

in 30 seconds.

What?! That's ridiculous.

But, remember, pride is also at stake.

That's true. That is true.

We've got two specially trained balloon technicians to help

you feed in the balloons, but it can only be one at a time.

Crucially, you can't touch the balloons yourself.

-Are we clear on that?

-Yeah.

-Excellent.

-OK, then, well, I think we're just about getting there.

-Brilliant.

Audience, who do we think is going to win this?

CHEERING

-OK, right, I'm guessing I'm going first.

-Obviously, Sam.

Your two supporters, they're enthusiastic.

They want to see you go first.

Excited. OK.

Good luck. I mean that sincerely.

On my count, Sam. Three, two, one, burst!

It's a terrible start. It's a terrible...

That's one.

Oh.

Where's the...? Oh!

Oh, it's a rhythm. He's got a rhythm going. Nice.

This man has burst balloons before.

Good.

Oh, very nice. He's got a technique going.

Excellent.

Oh, that was bottom to chair contact.

Five, four, three, two, one.

-Stop!

-BUZZER SOUNDS

CHEERING

Oh. I'm shattered. I'm shattered.

-Fantastic. Are you all right?

-That's tiring work.

-It looks it.

-Tiring work.

What a brilliant display of bottom bursting bravado.

-Mark, can you better that?

-Well, we'll see.

OK.

-Wait there, wait there.

-Take your position.

-I am.

Come on, mate. You can do this.

Three, two, one, burst!

-Come on!

-He's going.

Yes!

-Oh, come on!

-Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Prop the chair, prop the chair.

Oh, it's very nice. He's got a lovely motion.

That's lovely.

Oh!

He's a metronome.

Watch him go.

He's done it before.

Yes. Keep going.

Oh, well done.

CHEERING

-You were rubbish!

-Your technique stitched me up there.

You're sacked, you two.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear.

Over to you guys then.

Well, that was frenetic.

I don't know quite who won there.

It was such a brilliant thing to watch,

something that I'll hold dear always.

Good. Good. MARK LAUGHS

But there's one person who hopefully does have a result for us.

He's stood right here. Mark, how did they do?

-Well, as we know, the record to beat was 27.

-Yeah.

Unfortunately, we do not have a new Guinness World Record.

GROANING

But we do have a winner.

DRUM ROLL SOUND EFFECT

-Sam...

-Yeah.

-I can tell you that you managed to burst...

20 balloons.

-OOHING

-Not bad.

-That's good.

-Seven off, mate.

-That is good.

Well done, buddy.

Mark...you managed to burst...

..21 balloons.

CHEERING

Congratulations. Congratulations.

Thank you, Mark. Cheers, mate.

Well, that is a win for me,

which also means it's a win for everyone who voted for me.

You lucky people will all receive a highly coveted

Sam & Mark Wind-Up wristband.

Please give it up one more time for the fantastic Ben and Mark.

CHEERING

OK, well, whilst we get our breath back,

here's what else you can expect from this series of Big Friday Wind-Up.

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend.

CHEERING

GROWLING

SCREAMING

-Yes.

-Hello.

It's Ella, everyone.

SCREAMING

SCREAMING

He's going to do it!

Da!

Basically, you just have to put your name there, sign that,

-and then you're in the band.

-Oh!

-You're one of us.

-Amazing. Cheers, lads.

-All right, lads. What are you doing?

-Nothing.

-What's that there?

-What?

This paper there.

That. Stop messing about. That thing behind your back there. What is it?

-I think you should tell him, Mark.

-Tell me what?

OK.

-The thing is, Sam...

-HE SIGHS

-..you know we've been friends for a long time.

-Yeah.

We've had some fun times together.

-We're best mates, really.

-Mm.

-Well, we're mates.

But that's not enough. I could have been huge, Sam.

-In fact, I should have been huge. Basically, I'm in the band.

-What?

-I don't get it.

-I'm leaving. You and me, we're over.

The lads have asked me to join.

-AUDIENCE:

-Aw!

Reluctantly, I said yes. Ace news, right, lads?!

No, no, no, no, no!

It's not ace news. What about me?

What about YOU?

W-w-well, can I not be in the band too?

Can you be in the band too?

Can you be in the band too?

Can I?

No, no, no, no.

The thing is, Sam,

all the great bands have got five members in them, you see, five?

-Yeah, but, come on, six would work.

-Take That.

-ALL:

-Five.

One Direction.

-Five.

-What's that name of that band with five members in?

5ive.

That's the one. You see, five.

-Guess I'll just leave then, yeah?

-It's probably for the best mate.

-See you. See you later. AUDIENCE:

-Aw!

-Oh, Sam?

-Yeah!

-Could you put the kettle on?

Being a pop star is thirsty work.

-Yeah, I'll just... I'll just do that.

-Sam!

-Yeah!

-Actually, Bradley, you take two sugars, don't you?

-Two sugars.

-Yeah, two. See you then.

-I'll sort that out for you.

-Yeah, cheers.

Right, lads, when are we off on tour?

Ah, you proper got him there!

SAM LAUGHS

What? What are you on about?

It's a wind-up, mate. We don't want you in the band.

It's the name of the show. It's Wind-Up, innit?

-Got him. Got him good.

-It's a good gag, that is.

-I've just got to be somewhere.

-All right, mate. I'll see you later.

See you, lads.

Oh, nice one, lads. Do you know what? I thought he took that very well.

MARK WAILS

I'll just check and see if he's all right. Cheers, lads.

See you later.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, yeah!

The Finger is back, which means only one thing -

it's time to pick two families to take part in our grand finale.

-Nice dancing.

-Thanks, mate.

Eh, I'll tell you what? They are in for a treat.

Our chosen family are in with a chance of winning tonight's

-star prize - a games console.

-Oh, very interesting.

Do your dance again, do your dance again. Do the honours, will you?

-Finger of Fun, find us our first family, will you?

-Go!

CHEERING

-SAM AND MARK:

-# Who's it gonna be?

# Who's it gonna be?

# Oh, yeah

# Who's it gonna be? #

MARK OOHS

Oh, yes, the Finger has made up its mind.

The first family is the Slinns from London.

Yes!

But who will they be competing against?

Finger, do your thing, will you?

# Who's it gonna be?

# Yeah

# Who's it gonna be?

# Oh, yeah. #

It's the Fisher family from Cheshire.

They're our two families. Get yourselves down here.

-It's time to play Rotation.

-Come on down.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the only TV game

where you have to spin on a giant turntable

to avoid getting slimed.

Let's meet our families.

It's the Slinn family.

Now, Ruby, you're the team captain.

Introduce the rest of the gang please.

This is my sister Rose, my mum Claire and my dad Paul.

Brilliant. Time to meet your opponents.

OK. It's the Fisher family.

Eleanor, team captain, introduce the gang for us.

This is Mackenzie, this is Louie. That's Dean. I'm Eleanor.

It's lovely to meet you all. OK, here is how the game works.

-Up here is something that we like to call...

-..the Tank...

-..of Terror.

Ooh. Aah!

AUDIENCE OOHS

Yes, all through the game,

the Tank of Terror will be slowly filling up with slime.

Meanwhile, our teams will be directly below it

-answering a series of questions.

-If they get one right, brilliant.

They spin around away from the tank and into the safe zone, like so.

-Just like that.

-Lovely.

But if they get a question wrong, they stay right here in...

-The danger...

-..zone!

So the aim of the game is to stay out of this zone

because when the tank fills up to the black line...

..the family underneath will get covered in slime.

That's right, the losing family will get absolutely covered.

-It's going to be good.

-You don't want that, believe me.

OK, Slinn family, you we'll be going first. Best of luck, are you ready?

We're ready.

Here we go. Start the slime.

Which fictional town is Coronation Street set in?

Weather something. Pass.

H2O is the chemical formula for what?

Water.

Correct. Rotate.

A traditional Victoria sponge cake is filled with jam and what else?

-Cream.

-Cream.

-Correct, rotate.

What is four times eight?

-Ruby?

-32.

-Correct. Rotate.

What do you traditionally carve faces into at Halloween?

-Pumpkin.

-Pumpkin.

Correct. Rotate.

Smithers, Moe and Marge are all characters

in which long-running cartoon?

-Simpsons.

-Correct. Rotate.

Jessica Ellen Cornish is the real name of which pop singer?

Oh!

-Oh, no. I'm so sorry.

-I'm so sorry about that.

But I think we should take a look at the slow-mo of that.

Yeah, yeah!

Guys, how are you feeling?

-Cold.

-I would imagine you are.

That does mean that the Slinn family are going through

to the final round. Let me just tell them.

Slinn family, go and get ready. You've won. Well done. Off you go.

The Fisher family, don't worry. You guys aren't going home empty-handed.

We're going to give you a Sam and Mark goody bag.

Is that all right? Have you enjoyed yourselves?

-Awesome.

-In that goody bag, you'll probably have a towel.

Give them a massive round of applause, everyone.

They've been great. Well done.

Oh, wow.

OK, so now it's time for the Slinn family to play Stuck On You.

Playing this game, we have Rose and Ruby. How are you feeling, girls?

-Good.

-Good.

-That's what we like.

Great. OK, listen up.

It's rule time. The Wind-Up audience is armed with hundreds of balls.

Hold up your balls, everyone.

Good balls.

Now you guys have to run around and catch as many

balls as you can using your sticky suits.

At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls

and see what prizes you qualify for.

More than 20 balls,

which is represented by this yellow line,

will get you all these board games.

-OOHING

-Oh, yeah.

More than 40 balls,

which is represented by this blue line here,

will get you the board games

plus a day out at a theme park for all of the family.

Very nice.

Not cheap these days as well. We're all feeling the pinch.

We're all feeling it.

More than 60 balls, which is represented by this red line,

will get you all those prizes, plus tonight's star prize -

a games console.

Yeah! Come on!

Wait a minute, wait a minute. That's not all.

There's one more thing.

There's one golden ball.

Catch that and you'll win a very special prize -

this beautifully crafted Sam & Mark Big Friday Wind-Up mug.

-Very good.

-Can I throw?

-You do the honours, mate.

-Who wants it?

-Who wants it? Anyone?

-AUDIENCE:

-Me!

It's coming for you. Whoa!

Good catch, good catch.

-Rose and Ruby, are you ready?

-Yes.

In that case, girls, take your positions. Best of luck.

All right, audience, in three, two, one, let them have it.

Go on! Go on!

Ah!

END OF ROUND BUZZER SOUNDS

Come back, girls.

Come on back, girls.

Come here, girls.

Come on. Look at all these!

OK, let's start counting them up. Here we go.

You've done so well, girls.

-You've done really well.

-Nice work.

They are sticky, these suits. That's the board games.

Wow, we could be here for days.

Yes, we've got the theme park tickets.

Wow, this is awesome.

It's got to be some kind of record.

-Come on.

-We can do this, girls.

We can do this.

CHEERING

Well done.

Well done, girls.

You managed to get all the 60 balls,

which means you get all of tonight's prizes.

Fantastic.

Look what we've got here.

-One golden ball, which means you've won the Big Friday Wind-Up mug!

-Yes!

It's what everybody wants.

-Guys, have you had a good day?

-Great day.

Give them a massive round of applause. Well done, guys.

CHEERING

Well, I'm afraid it's almost time to wind up the show,

but not before we've said thank you to everyone

that we've surprised tonight.

Thank you to Jonko, Chris Johnson.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Also to Ben and Mark for our world record attempt.

How cool is that?

We are now going to leave you with a very special performance

from the one and only...

It's The Vamps, everyone.

SONG: "Wild Heart"

# I was walking away

# But she's so beautiful it made me stay

# I don't know her name

# But I'm hoping she might feel the same

# Here I go again

# She got my heart again

# Tonight we'll dance

# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

# We won't look back

# Take my hand and we will shine

# Oh, oh, oh

# She needs a wild heart

# She needs a wild heart

# I got a wild heart... #

CBBC!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

One, two, three four!

# ..Stay here, my dear

# Feels like I've been standing right here for years

# My mind's beat up

# Tell me that you feel this Then I won't give up

# I won't give up

# Tonight we'll dance

# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

# We won't look back

# Take my hand and we will shine

# Oh, oh, oh

# She needs a wild heart

# She needs a wild heart

# I got a wild heart

# Oh, oh, oh

# She needs a wild heart

# She needs a wild heart

# I got... # Here we go!

# And I know it's late

# I know it's cold

# But come right here

# I swear I'll never let you go

# The way you move, it's wonderful

# Let's do it now

# Cos one day we'll both be old

# Oh, whoa, oh... #

-Let me see your hands in the air!

-# ..Tonight we'll dance

# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

# We won't look back

# Take my hand and we will shine

# Oh, oh, oh

# She needs a wild heart

# She needs a wild heart

# I got... # Here we go!

# ..Tonight we'll dance

# I'll be yours and you'll be mine

# We won't look back

# Take my hand and we will shine

# Oh, oh, oh

# She needs a wild heart

# She needs a wild heart

# I got a wild heart

# Oh, oh, oh

# She needs a wild heart

# She needs a wild heart

# I've got a wild heart. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE