Episode 5 Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

Sam, are you in there?

Sam, the show's about to start!

Sam, I'm here with The Struts,

and they're beginning to look a bit shirty.

Sam?! Come on!

All right, mate? Who are you waiting for?

Sam - you haven't seen him anywhere, have you?

Sam! Sam!

-Run the titles.

-SAM!

# Wind me up, put me down

# Start me off and watch me

# It's easy once you know how it's done

# You can't stop now, it's already begun. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen,

it's Big Friday Wind Up!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

My name is Will, and I'm here to introduce your hosts.

They don't smell as bad as they look.

It's Sam and Mark!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

Come with me, come with me, yeah!

Whoo-hoo!

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

-Yes! Yes!

-Oh, yes.

Hey, look, look, it's him off the telly!

-Yeah, and him, he's the other one!

-Hey, and guess what, people?

-You're watching the most popular show on television.

-Yes.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

In this specific time slot on this particular channel

on this day of the week that's presented by us so...

But we all think it's the best show on TV, don't we?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes, we've got loads in store for you tonight.

Yes, a family in our studio audience will get a big surprise

related to their favourite soap.

But they don't know it yet - it could be any one of you, anyone.

Yeah, and we'll see what happened when Sam and I went undercover

to play a game of In Yer Face with a couple of fans.

Take a look at this.

Hello, I'm sorry to bother you. I don't suppose you've seen my boat,

-have you? It's a big yellow boat.

-No.

"A lot of people say I look like someone off TV."

A lot of people say that I look like someone...rather famous.

No, I never said that!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I know, and it doesn't stop there,

because we'll also have music from our special guests, the Struts!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It's going to be a great show, it really is.

But right now, it's time to get to know our studio audience.

OK! Right, it's time to find somebody in our studio audience.

Who am I going to come to?

I...am going to have a little stroll down this little aisle,

and I am going to speak to you, Jess.

-Hello!

-How are you doing?

-Good, thank you.

-Are you enjoying the show so far?

-Yeah.

Excellent stuff, thanks for being here.

-Now, is this your mum?

-Yeah.

-Hi, Mum!

-Hi!

-Louise, yeah?

-Yeah.

Hi, Louise, you're looking lovely today, by the way.

-Thank you, I made an effort for you.

-Oh, thank you, lovely to have you.

Now, tell us, Jess, what is this embarrassing story

about your mum on the train home from France?

Well, she went to the toilet, and she forgot to lock the door.

It was one of those automatic ones which slide,

and it opened, and for while she was still sitting on the toilet,

and outside there was this man staring at her!

-Wow!

-While she was sitting down.

So, basically, somebody opened the door whilst you were...

I've got to ask the question - was it a onesie or a twosie?

-It was a onesie!

-It was a onesie! Oh-la-la!

Mark, can you do any better than that?

Wow! I don't know, actually, we'll try our best, OK.

Who am I going to go to? Interesting...

Look at you, "Don't come to me, Mark! Don't come to me!"

I am actually... I'm going to speak to...you.

-Oh, no.

-LAUGHTER

-How are you doing, mate, all right?

-Yeah.

-Are you having a good time?

-Yeah, it's really good.

-Fantastic.

I hear you're a bit of a dancer, is that right?

-Yeah.

-Can you bust out some moves? Are you good?

-Yeah.

-Oh, OK, cool.

Well, don't worry - I'm not going to ask you to dance just yet.

But I understand you're a big fan

of a certain dancer on Friday Download, is that right?

-Yeah, Aidan Davis.

-Oh, are you now? OK, why do you like him so much?

Cos he's, like, really good at dancing,

and he's, like, just, like, really good at dancing.

LAUGHTER

OK. Well, what would you do if I were to tell you

that he was sitting right in front of you today?

-I'd be, like, really shocked.

-Ha-ha! Would you?

Oh, well, don't worry, he isn't in front of you.

But he is sitting behind you.

All right, mate?! All right?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What do you think about that? Here he is! Come on, get up, mate!

Now...I want to see...

I want to see some dance moves from the pair of you.

Come on, shall we have a quick dance, everyone?

Cue the music, come on!

MUSIC: "Bangarang" by Skrillex featuring Sirah

LAUGHTER

Cut the music, cut the music!

Aidan, mate, it's great to have you on the show.

-Are you going to stick around?

-I'm going to stick about.

Well, you and Dionte, you have a little chat, all right?

Give it up for Aidan and Dionte, everyone! Nice one!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Sam, beat that!

That was great, excellent stuff!

It's going to be tough to beat that, Mark, I'm not going to lie,

but I'm going to try my best.

Now, I know that there's someone around here

who has a very embarrassing parent.

Now, is there anyone around me

who has a name

that is the same name of a flower?

Anybody? Put your hand up if you...

Maybe I'll give a little clue.

Would that flower begin with the letter L?

And would... would... would that name be Lily?

-Yeah!

-Hiya, Lily! Y'all right? How are you doing?

-Fine!

Excellent! Now, Lily, tell me about your mum.

What is that she does when your friends come round all the time?

-She...does embarrassing things.

-She does embarrassing things?

Does she sing and dance all the time?

Oh, no, that really is embarrassing, isn't it?

Especially when your friends come round to stay.

I mean, how do you feel when she does this?

I really don't like it!

She really doesn't like it! Well, don't worry, Lily,

because your mum isn't sat behind you, like Aidan was.

She's sat right in front of you.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Hilary!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

# We called it off again last night

# Ooh, ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh

# This time I'm telling you, I'm telling you

# We will never, ever, ever

# Get it back together

# We will never, ever, ever

# Get it back together

# You go and talk to your friends

# Talk to my friends, talk to me

# But we will never, ever, ever

# Getting back together. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Look at you! Yes!

Absolutely brilliant! That was brilliant!

Thank you very much, Hilary.

Uh, what did you think of that, Lily?

What do you think about that, Lily?

LAUGHTER

Speechless, absolutely speechless! Don't worry,

because now is your chance to get your own back on your mum.

Hilary, you need to go and get ready.

Lily, you need to come with me,

because it's time to play Mum-Pin Bowling, here we go!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Oh, Mum-Pin Bowling, it's the game everybody is talking about.

But, Sam, how on earth do you play it?

Well, Mark, my boy, it is very, very simple.

It's just like ten-pin bowling,

but instead of using a ball, we're going to be using Lily's mum!

-Audience, are you ready for this?

-Yes!

In that case, bring on the mum!

# The only way is up

# Baby

# For you and me now...

-Hi, Mum!

-Hello!

# The only way is up

# Baby

# For you and me now... #

Oh, Hilary, looking great! How are you feeling?

-Fantastic!

-All right, that's what we like to hear.

OK, Lily, this is a very simple game.

All you have to do is use the controls in front of you

to determine how far back your mum goes

before we release her into the skittles of destiny.

Now, if Hilary manages to get all the skittles down in one go...

Stee-rike!

..or two goes...

Spare!

-..Lily will win a prize.

-Ooh!

-Very exciting, very exciting.

But if she doesn't, Lily, you're going to get to foam her anyway,

-so everybody's happy, are you happy about that?

-Yes.

Yes, high-five, love it! But wait, that's not all,

because there's also a very special golden skittle.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

Oh, yeah. If that gets knocked down,

every member of our studio audience wins a prize.

-What do you think about that, guys?

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Loving it.

-Love it!

-Hilary, I'm coming to help you, lovely, come over here.

-OK!

Get her facing them skittles.

-You're not going to knock any down facing that way, are you?

-No, no.

We are ready. Best of luck, Hilary.

OK, Lily, here we go, it's time to wind up your mum!

Get winding! Go, go, go!

Audience, where should we take her?

To the top!

Bobby Lockwood, where should she take her?

-To the top!

-To the top!

-OK, Lily, are you happy with where you mum is?

-Yes.

Excellent, in that case, get your hands on that.

In three, two, one, release your mum!

Come on, come on, find the target, find the target.

-Come on, Hillary.

-Yes, yes, yes!

That's pretty good. That's pretty good.

You've knocked down nine of the skittles, plus, the golden skittle.

Which means every member of the studio audience wins a lollipop!

Get in there. You've got one more chance to knock down the skittles

-so once again, it's time to...

-BOTH: Wind up your mum!

Audience, where should we take her?

-AUDIENCE:

-To the top!

All right, I'm going to come and help you, Hilary.

Because we want you to get that last skittle.

OK, here we go, Lily, get a hands on that. On Mark's cue.

OK, three, two, one. Release the ball!

Come on!

Oh, oh, oh, it's coming back, it's coming back,

it's coming back, it's coming back!

Oh!

Come on, you can get it..

-So close!

-Come on, we're going to give you one more chance,

one more chance, ohhh!

-Unlucky.

-It's gone.

Bad luck, you didn't get all the skittles down.

-But you know what we said earlier, about you foaming your mum?

-Yeah.

That's happening right now. Bring on the Foaminator!

OK, here we go.

-Let's move this skittle.

-Bring you down, yeah?

-It's pretty close.

-All right. You ready for this?

-OK, how you feeling, Hilary?

-OK!

-I'm OK! Go!

-Are you ready?

-Yes!

-Just do it!

In three, two, one. Foam her!

Yes, yes, yes!

That's the way you do it.

-High-five! Get in there.

-High-five. Boom.

-Hilary, how are you feeling after that?

-A bit wet and cold.

-Stupid question, really, on my part! Have you had fun today?

-Yeah.

Fantastic, you've been great sports.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Lily and Hilary!

That was a nice one.

Right now, it's time to say a big hello again to Aidan Davis.

-Yeah!

-Do we get one? Do we get one? Yes?

-Welcome to the show, Aidan.

-Thank you.

-Thank you for being here.

-Lovely to have you here.

-Aidan wound up one of his fans earlier,

but that doesn't mean he's safe from us.

Yes, earlier Mark and I gave him a bit of a shock

-when he was going to his dressing room, didn't we?

-Yeah, you did.

-Do you want to see what happened, guys?

-Yeah!

-Course you do.

So, it's Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up, series 3. And...

ROARING

That is amazing!

Sorry, Aidan! Sorry!

He took off! "Waah!"

On Friday Download, you guys, there's a bunch of you,

I would imagine you're all friends behind the scenes and get on.

-Do you wind each other up?

-Yeah, there's a lot of wind-ups.

I think one of the main ones is definitely Cel.

-Really?

-Cos he's an actor, he loves being in characters.

-Yes, agreed.

And he likes to pretend to be other people.

We was in a hotel room and he had to call the room service.

He decided to be South African for the whole conversation.

The woman came to the room,

he was still speaking to her, purely South African.

We were just crying with laughter, cos he didn't tell us either.

And we had to keep a straight face.

He was like, "I don't really like what you're doing with the place."

He rang and he was like,

"I'd really appreciate it if you talked to management as well."

I was like, "Oh, no!"

We saw you do some rather brilliant dance moves up there.

-We saw you!

-Oh! Well...

I don't like to brag, mate! What is your actual favourite dance move?

-My favourite dance move is isolation.

-What's that?

-Go on, give us a demo.

-Isolation, it's called isolation

because you isolate one part of your body from the other.

So I like to do my head. So you keep your head perfectly still.

-Whoa!

-You can do it in different directions.

-OK.

Go on, teach me, teach me the ways of the force.

OK.

-You've got options.

-No, I don't think I have!

Let's go for it.

We can go forward and backwards, side to side or all the way around,

-choose one.

-All the way around, mate.

Keep your head perfectly still.

I want you to move your shoulders around your head.

-You don't have to make that face.

-That's just my face, mate.

Why is your bum sticking out? Right in my face.

That doesn't need to move.

-Oh, mate, I'm a lost cause. That's brilliant, by the way.

-Aidan!

Seeing as you've got into the dancing spirit, give us a routine.

-All right.

-We can get some music in for you. Here we go, here we go.

MUSIC: "#thatPower" by will.i.am

Yeah!

Oh, wow!

Yay!

-Amazing!

-Dude, that is amazing.

Wow!

Hey, thanks for joining us, Aidan,

been an absolute pleasure, top bloke.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the Aidan Davis!

Yeah, get that going on. At parties!

Now it's time to see what happened

when we wound up our lovely studio audience before the show.

We've left a TARDIS right outside the Wind-up studio.

What a great opportunity for a photo! Or is it?

I tell you what, it's time to say hello to some friends of ours.

Please welcome Isabel and Emily. Yes!

-Come on, bring it in.

-High-fives, air-fives.

-Enjoying the show, girls?

-Yeah!

-Awesome.

Now, not so long ago, Mark and I took to the road

-and wound you two up using our hidden cameras, didn't we?

-Yeah.

Let's take a look at what happened when we played In Your Face.

-Isabel, please do the honours down camera number one.

-Run VT!

MUSIC: THEME FROM "THE ATEAM"

Welcome to another round of In Your Face. And where are we today, Sam?

-Surrey.

-I said, where are we today?

-Surrey.

-Stop apologising, will you?

I'll tell 'em myself. Today we're in Surrey.

I'm sorry I even started this.

-I'm taking Isabel.

-And I'm taking Emily.

The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

And we've got loads of costumes and cunning disguises to help.

And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

But if they uncover our true identity

and make positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.

So, let's get this contest started by playing round one.

Injured Person.

Sam and Mark have done themselves a mischief.

First up, it's Sam.

Oh, Sam, Sam, Sam. You look a picture, mate.

You look not very well at all. Are you all right?

I'm not going to lie, these bandages are cutting the circulation off

-to every part of my body.

-OK!

-Here are the rules, my friend. Now, you've dropped your keys.

-Yeah.

-And you must get Isabel to pick them up for you.

-OK.

It's very important.

And you also must tell Isabel what is wrong with you.

I've grazed my knee. That's why I'm wearing a plaster.

Grazed your knee, but you've got head to toe full bandages on.

-Hey, you're doing this next.

-Also, you must include the word

in the conversation that you have with Isabel...halibut.

-What word?

-Halibut.

-Halibut?

-It's a fish.

-Halibut?

Good luck, buddy, you're going to need it.

MARK GIGGLES

Here comes Isabel. Remember, halibut.

I'm nervous now. I'm actually nervous, my heart's racing.

Oh, it's so exciting!

Oh!

Oh, sorry. Oh, thank you very much.

-That's OK.

-Thank you very much, that's very kind of you. Thank you.

I've grazed my knees, I'm off to the fishmonger to get some halibut.

-Thank you very much.

-There you go. He slipped a halibut in.

-She's laughing at you! She's laughing at you!

-Oh, yeah.

Number one in the bag.

Halibut?! Get ready. You are getting stitched up like a kipper.

I thought that was, that was fine.

By the way, this is really sweaty now. So good luck putting this on.

-Here's your keys.

-Cheers, mate, thank you.

So, Sam hobbles into a 1-0 lead.

Next up, it's Mark.

Woo hoo! 1-0 to me.

-How do you feel about that, Mark?

-Not for long.

I have decided to be really good at this game now.

-Well, it's only three years too late, really.

-Wait a minute.

I think you're getting a bit ahead of yourself.

You're only 1-0 in front.

It's fine, there's absolutely no way, no way on earth,

-that Emily is going to find me out.

-I'm sorry, Mark.

-You have stitched yourself up.

-Why? Why?

Because you gave me halibut.

Yeah, what are you giving me then? I told you before you did it.

Your word...

is carrot.

Carrot?!

Come on, you're joking. That's not even one of the better vegetables.

It's a great vegetable.

Here comes Emily. Good luck!

I don't want to add too much pressure, Mark,

-but you are notoriously bad at this game.

-No, no.

Do you know what, you love sport as well.

And this is the ultimate sport,

which means I'm better at this sport than you.

Pipe down, Nixon, you haven't won this one yet.

Oh, 'scuse me, can you pick up my keys, please?

Sorry, can you...? Thanks very much.

Oh, I can't bend over too much, my face'll look like a carrot!

-Carrot!

-Thanks. Thanks very much.

Well done.

No idea. No idea.

Look at his smug walk!

Who's laughing now, player?! Whoo-hoo!

In your face! Ahhh!

-I must admit, that was pretty good.

-Was that good? Yeah?

-Face like a carrot.

-Yeah! Yeah! And I tell you what, it's actually true.

It is. And that's not the fake tan.

Oh! Oh...

So, with the scores one apiece, let's move this on to round two.

Captain.

Let's hope the boys don't find themselves in deep water

as they try and find their missing boats. First up, Sailor Sam.

Wowzers! I have got to say, that is an amazing transformation.

I want to know what accent you're going to do.

WELSH: Have you seen my boat?

-She's going to get you.

-Have you seen it?

-Terrible.

-It's a great accent, you know it.

-Here are the rules.

You are a captain.

-I want you to ask Isabel for help to find your vessel, right?

-OK.

And I'm going to tell you what your boat is called,

but I'm going to do that during the conversation

-you have with Isabel.

-OK.

-I'm sensing some fear in your eyes.

-No fear in my eyes, mate.

-You've got glasses on.

-I'm setting fear in your voice.

-I'm fearless.

-You're fearist.

-I'm a dragon.

-No, you're a pigeon.

If I was an animal of any sort, I'd be a dragon,

-and you'd be a gerbil.

-A gerbil?

-Yeah, a gerbil that's going to win In Your Face.

-Terrible banter.

Here comes Isabel. Can't wait for this one.

BAD WELSH ACCENT: Hello there, I'm sorry to bother you.

Have you seen my boat? It's a big yellow boat.

-No.

-You've not? It's such a shame.

I don't think so. There's boats down there, wasn't there,

but not a yellow one.

The boat is called the Barnsley Nixon.

I saw it, I parked it right here.

-And it was gone.

-I don't know where it's gone.

-We didn't see it, did we?

-No.

-All right, thank you very much. Thank you very much.

If you see it, it's called the Barnsley Nixon.

I think she knows. I think she knows.

She's suspicious!

She's coming back, she's coming back!

You're in so much trouble, Nixon.

-Oh, hello, have you seen it?

-Hello, no. But, um...

-Say it!

There's a programme on CBBC that's called Sam and Mark.

-Oh, yes?

-Yeah.

-I haven't seen it, is it any good?

-Yeah.

-Oh, good.

-Say it.

-But have you seen my boat?

-No!

-Oh.

Well, thank you, anyway, thank you very much. Goodbye!

Go back and say it! Say it's Sam from Sam and Mark!

Oh, no!

How on earth did you get away with that?

-Don't try and get me out.

-That...

-Told you, I'm the king of this game.

-Ah!

-And Barnsley Nixon?

-What?

You are getting it now. Barnsley Nixon?

I'm from Barnsley, my second name is Nixon.

Still didn't get me though. You know the rules.

She has to say, "Are you Sam from Sam and Mark?"

-Mark, I am the king of this game.

-It's a joke.

-You're a joke.

-No!

-You're a joke!

-No, no.

And you get ready, you get ready for this one. Because you're going down.

You're going down like a sinking ship, baby.

So, Sam sails to the top with a 2-1 lead. Back to the studio.

I don't believe it.

-Thin ice, mate, thin ice.

-Isabel, you very nearly rumbled me there.

What was going through your mind? Because you walked past me,

and then you came back. What were you thinking?

Well, I don't really know. I just...

I just came back because it seemed a bit odd that there had been, like,

two random people that had been all dressed up.

And asking me questions.

-It was certainly random.

-Yeah.

What was it that didn't make you go, "Are you Sam from Sam and Mark?"

-Well, it kind of looked like you.

-Yeah.

-No offence.

-None taken!

And it was... You had done that accent before!

LAUGHTER

-Limited acting talent!

-You can't say anything! You can't say anything!

You're quite right, though, I have about four accents,

and I re-use them a lot.

And Emily, didn't you think it was a little bit weird

seeing a bandaged guy in the street talking about carrots?

I was just going to walk past you.

My mum's like, "Pick up the keys," I'm like, "No!"

OK, well, it's time to see how Emily got on with Mark

as the sailor who has lost his boat. And this, audience, is a good one.

You could hear Sam in the background, wetting himself!

Don't give it away, we're about to watch it!

It's time for you to do the honours down camera one, Emily, off you go.

Run VT.

So, next up, it's captain Mark.

-I am still in this.

-Yeah, you're hanging on by your fingertips, mate.

Don't forget, when I tell you the name of the boat,

you've got to say how I say it.

-That's all right, cos I'm going to breeze through this.

-Here they come.

I reckon Emily's going to get you on this one.

Good luck, mate.

Excuse me. I don't suppose you could help me?

You haven't seen my boat anywhere, have you?

-I seem to have misplaced it.

-What does it look like?

It's a big boat, it's brown. And it's about...

The boat's called Skiddly-bop.

It's about as big as that black one, it's called Skiddly-bop.

-Have you seen it?

-MARK GIGGLES

HE LAUGHS

-No!

-LAUGHING:

-Have you not? Well...

Please get in touch, because I...

-Skiddly-bop.

-..I need it.

I need it.

Thank you very much for your help. If you see Skiddly-bop let me know.

-That'll teach you.

-Oh, Sam Nixon, I hate you.

She didn't get me, though.

Nixon!

HE LAUGHS

Skiddly-bop. THEY LAUGH

My tache is falling off. My tache has fallen off!

I had to turn away because I was pressing my tache on,

and you were going "Skiddly-bop! Skiddly-bop!"

It's great name for a boat.

-Skiddly-bop.

-Well, she didn't get me.

-She didn't.

-I tell you, I think we're both in deep, deep trouble.

But a draw, two-each draw. I'm going to buy me boat called Skiddly-bop.

Round three, let's do it. Yeah! Grind it, Skiddly-bop.

-Is my moustache on?

-No!

Skiddly-bop indeed.

Anyway, the boys navigated some choppy waters there.

But they've both made it safely through to round three,

Fortune Teller.

It's hard to predict how this is going to go

but one thing I will predict is that up first, it's Sam.

First off, Sam, can I just say that you look very, very scary.

It's 2-2, and remember, you almost got caught last time.

-Yeah, I did actually.

-You are obviously a fortune teller.

-Yeah.

I want you to get Isabel to sit down and give her her fortune,

-because you are a fortune teller in training.

-Obviously, yeah.

I want you to repeat everything that I say

-through your earpiece to her.

-Oh, man.

Get ready for some pain, Nixon.

Hello there! I am Cosmic Carol.

-Would you like to know your future?

-Yes, please.

-Take a seat.

It's free today. I'm in training.

-First of all, what's your name?

-Isabel.

-Isabel?

-I knew that. I know your birthday.

-I know your birthday.

-Is it the first?

-Is it the first?

-The second?

-Second?

-Third?

-Third?

-Fourth?

-Fourth?

-Fifth?

-Fifth?

-It'll take you ages.

-Sixth?

-No!

-No!

It's unlucky for some people but lucky for Isabel.

-13!

-Yes.

-13.

13th of...

-February.

-February.

-Yes.

-See, I'm getting this.

I'm getting a message, I'm getting a message.

Ah, I'm getting a message.

-Get your phone out.

-I'm getting a message.

Oh, it's 2-for-1 at the local pizza shop.

Oh, it's just 2-for-1 at the local pizza shop. Ahhh!

HE LAUGHS Anyway, thank you very much

for letting me tell you your future.

Um, are you...

-Say it!

-Are you Sam from Sam and Mark?

Rumbled!

Yay!

-I am Sam from Sam and Mark. How you doing, Isabel, you all right?

-Yay!

What gave it away?

-Got him!

-Mark has been playing this game as well...

-Hello!

-..with your friend Emily, all day.

-I was going to say it...

-I saw you!

I would look like a silly...

-A Silly Billy!

-A silly sausage!

Thankfully, you have got him,

so I've got a chance of winning the game.

-Unfortunately, you might win this.

-Not unfortunately, mate...!

So, Sam's been rumbled which means the score's still two apiece.

If Mark can avoid being recognised, he wins the game.

How you feeling, cos the pressure is on?

-I already know what's going to happen.

-Go on, then.

-Everything's going to be great.

-How do you know that?

-Cos I can read your thoughts.

-What am I going to say?

-I can't tell you that.

-Why can't you tell me that?

Because...

A fortune teller never tells their tricks.

Or is that a magician?

Whoever it is, it's a terrible saying.

Here she comes, you're going to get rumbled!

Hello, would you like a free fortune telling from Mystic Mavis?

Sit down.

Hello, there. What are your names, lovely ladies?

-Emily.

-Emily and...?

-Lucy.

-And Lucy. Lovely, lovely to meet you.

Is there someone in your family with hair?

There is someone in your family with hair.

-They also have teeth.

-And they also have, um...

-teeth.

-Yeah!

-Yes!

-White teeth.

-Eight teeth.

Not eight, white.

White teeth, white teeth - that's what I'm getting.

Not eight teeth cos that makes no sense at all, Emily.

A lot of people say I look like someone off TV.

A lot of people say I look like someone rather famous.

No, I never said that.

Are you Mark?

HE LAUGHS

-And who is Mark?

-Friday Wind-Up.

-Yes, I am.

-Oh, my...

High-five, Emily!

-Draw!

-I have been trying to wind you up

and Sam has been winding up your friend Isabel - and there they are.

Hiya, Emily!

Are you surprised?

-Yeah.

-Ah, look! See!

So, you know what? How good has that been?

-It's a draw.

-Oh, I didn't win.

-Hey, we're all winners here.

-Girls, have you had a good day?

-BOTH:

-Yes.

-High-fives all round.

Diplomatic draw, buddy?

Diplomatic draw indeed.

What a waste of everybody's time. Back to the studio.

I'll take that.

Now, Isabel, did you think Sam made a good fortune teller?

Amazing!

You are far too kind.

Brilliant.

Emily, the look on your face

when you noticed it was Mark was priceless!

When did you realise it was him?

Because of his beard.

I'd recognise that beard anywhere.

And the fact that I started crying, it was just...

It was an emotional moment, wasn't it?

-This is lovely.

-I'll never forget it!

Mark, your hearing during that fortune telling task was atrocious!

BOTH: Eight teeth!

No, white teeth.

I thought my grandma had eight teeth.

So eight teeth wasn't that far off the mark anyway.

-Did you have a good day, girls?

-Really good day.

-Amazing.

You were absolutely brilliant.

It was a bit weird - Emily had a really bad cold that day

and her mum's like, "We're going on a walking day."

She was like, "I want to stay in bed,"

and she was like, "No, it's going to be the best day of your life.

"We're going on a walking day."

Round of applause for the mums as well...

Guys, thank you for being fantastic sports.

Let's hear it for Isabel and Emily everyone.

Look at that.

Aah!

Aah!

Stay tuned because there's still more to come on Big Friday Wind-Up.

We find out who this is meant to be...

I used to be a singer at one time.

..the Tank Of Terror will be sliming one unlucky family

when we play Rotation...

..and The Struts will be performing right here in the studio.

# You misunderstand

# So kiss this last time and I'm gone for good... #

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Finger of Fun!

Look, Sam! The Finger's beckoning me!

How many times do I have to tell you, it's not a real finger?

But, Sam...

Ladies and gentlemen, I'm sorry about this.

Finger - find us someone!

# Who's it going to be, yeah?

-# Who's it going to be?

-It might be you

# Who's it going to be? #

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

The Finger has found his targets -

the Harrison-Holt family from Middlesex!

Get yourselves down here to play The Prize Surprise!

-All right!

-Ah, lovely.

What a lovely family! Look at all them smiling faces!

Now, do you have any idea why we've brought you down here today?

-None whatsoever.

-Brilliant.

Well, we actually wanted to hear all

about a very special hobby that Chris has.

Chris, do you want to tell us about it?

Are you referring to my bird-watching?

I am indeed. Tell us all about it.

Bit more of a passion than a hobby.

OK, how passionate are you about it?

100%.

What kind of birds are you interested in?

Feathered ones.

As soon as I said, I thought, "Wait a minute."

How many have you spotted?

Nearly 500.

-Wow.

-Wow.

The rest of the family don't seem

that interested by your bird-watching.

What's the matter, guys?

We go on holiday, and that, and we're chilling by the pool

and he's up some mountain...

THEY LAUGH

He's always moaning he's got a bad back...

Are none of you interested in bird-watching?

-ALL:

-No.

-OK, all right then,

let's bring this back to something that we can all enjoy.

We understand that you bond over a certain soap opera - which one?

Coronation Street.

We love a bit of Corrie, don't we?

Why do you guys love it so much?

Because it's got a lot of dramatic scenes in.

That's true.

And well, we're a pretty dramatic family.

Any favourite characters?

David.

Don't trust him!

He'll get you.

Bird-watching and Coronation Street - two interests that are so far apart.

If only there were some way of combining

them into one family-friendly game show item.

Well - guess what? There is!

So come with us, as we play Coronation Tweet!

CORONATION STREET THEME PLAYS

This game is just like real life bird-watching,

only instead of spotting birds,

you'll be trying to identify Corrie characters!

Sounds pretty easy, doesn't it? Well, as ever - there's a twist.

Because, Jane, Jack and Pete - you'll be playing the bird-watchers...

And Chris - you'll be playing the Corrie stars.

Oh, right.

You'll be using this pile of costumes

and props to pull off your best impersonations, against the clock.

And the rest of you will be guessing who he's meant to be...

For every one you get right,

you'll win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash!

AUDIENCE OOHS

It's pretty exciting.

OK - there's one very important rule,

Chris, you must NOT say the name of the person you're impersonating.

-Understood?

-Yep.

Chris, I'm not going to lie to you - I'm really looking forward to this.

Right - you three - time to get into the bird-watchers' hide!

Off you go, guys. And, Chris, you stand by your costumes.

Get on them cobbles - like being on Coronation Street!

-You guys ready?

-Yep.

In that case, start the clock. Off you go.

Come on, Chris.

Oh, Tracy, look...

Deidre!

Come on.

Now then, David, you're going to get banned from this...

Not Gail...

Audrey.

Yes! Next one!

Living with Emily and...

Norris!

Chris, you're on fire.

David, how dare you...?

-Gail!

-Next one!

Oh, Hayley, what am I am going to do...?

Roy!

I used to be a singer at one time, but now I have to...

Rita.

Rita! Correct!

So good!

You can't please some people for buying them a pub.

Steve!

Amazing!

Oh, yes, I've got a corner shop and...

Dev.

Dev - correct.

BUZZER SOUNDS

Chris, I've got to say - you know Corrie.

You know Corrie, and, you three, you definitely know Corrie.

Absolutely amazing, and I can confirm that you got...

Eight correct, which means you get eight prizes

from the Wind-Up prize stash.

What do you think of that?

But it's not over yet,

because we're giving you a chance to risk everything for our star prize!

We're going to play you the sound of a Coronation Street character

speaking and you have to tell us who it is.

If you get it right, you'll win this tablet!

That's on top of all the prizes that you've already won.

But get it wrong and you lose everything!

What do you think they should do, audience? Risk it?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah.

It's tricky, isn't it?

Audience are saying risk it.

The audience will help you out.

It's up to you, what do you want to do?

-What you going to do?

-We'll risk it.

They're going to risk it!

You've chosen to risk it.

Here we go - let's hear the Corrie character speak...

'Chris, I think your bird-watching sounds cool.'

-Sally!

-OK, you're saying Sally.

Let's hear it one more time.

'Chris, I think your bird-watching sounds cool.'

-Sally.

-You're 100% happy with Sally?

-Sally Webster.

-You're saying Sally Webster.

-Go on!

Let's see if you're right...

Yes, well done, it is me Sally Webster,

and, Chris, I really do think your bird-watching sounds cool.

She loves the bird-watching. She loves it. Well done.

That means you go home with the tablet

and all the prizes that you won earlier. Not bad!

-You had a good day?

-Yeah!

-Brilliant!

Chris, you were awesome, that was brilliant.

Make sure you keep up the bird-watching,

don't listen to his lot.

Sally loves it!

Everybody, please, give it up for Chris, Jane, Jack and Pete!

There's still loads to come.

But right now, this is why Friday Wind-Up is the place to

start your weekend.

Welcome to the weekend!

ROARING

SCREAMING

It's CBBC!

SHE SCREAMS

CHEERING

You're going to do it!

INDISTINCT

All right mate, what you doing?

I'm playing guitar, what does it look like?

-It looks like you're playing guitar.

-I am playing guitar.

Good, cos it looks like you're playing guitar. Can I have a go?

Certainly not. I'm sorry, Mark,

but you are not getting your hands on this.

Why not?

Because THIS belongs to Addo from The Struts.

This was his FIRST EVER guitar - the one he used

when the lads signed their record deal.

And, he's asked me to look after it for him.

Can I...? Can I touch it?

No! Naughty Mark! You can't touch it...

I suppose you could keep an eye on it while I pop to the loo.

I'm just going to put it there.

Mark, whatever you do, do not touch.

-Do not touch.

-Good.

PHONE RINGS

Hello?

'Remember - do not touch!'

Do not touch - I've got it.

Thanks.

Course I won't touch it.

WASP BUZZES

Got you now!

Got you!

Mark!

I don't believe this!

I know!

Why do people keep leaving that window open?

Can't believe that wasp got in again.

I bet it was that Addo from The Struts.

What have you done?

Are you having a laugh?

You might want to get that re-strung, mate - sounds terrible.

The Finger's back, people!

-I don't trust it, Sam.

-Don't be silly,

The Finger is here to choose two families to take

part in tonight's grand finale.

They could be winning tonight's star prize - a games console!

What are you waiting for, Finger?

Go and find us a family.

# Who's it going to be, yeah?

# Who's it going to be? Oh, yeah. #

Oh!

The Finger's made up his mind -

our first family is the Chapmans from East Yorkshire!

But who will they be competing against?

Off you go, Finger!

# Who's it going to be?

-# Who's it going to be?

-Yeah

# Who's it going to be? #

Oh, hello!

It's the Redfern family from Cheshire!

All right, you lovely lot,

get yourselves down here because it's time to play...

-BOTH:

-Rotation!

-Come on down.

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the world's greatest TV game show.

It's got tension. It's got suspense.

But most of all, it's got a giant turntable and a tank full of slime!

Let's meet our families.

It's the Chapman family!

Team captain Olivia, introduce the rest of the gang, please.

Em...

This is my mum Joanne, and that's my dad Jonathon.

Tell us an interesting fact about yourselves.

My mum often gets my dad mixed up with other people and my dad...

Should we take that any further?

It's a bit awkward!

Who do you get mixed up with?

Leonardo Di Caprio...

-Of course, of course.

-I like your style!

Let's meet your opponents...

It's the Redfern family!

Team Captain Lottie, introduce the gang for us.

This is my best friend Chloe and this is my mum Lucy.

Excellent. Tell us a fact about yourselves.

We're all big fans of One Direction,

and next year we're going to a One Direction concert.

Are you? Who's your favourite?

-Harry.

-Harry.

LAUGHTER

Fair enough. That makes a lot of sense.

This how the game works. Up here is something we like to call...

..The Tank...

..Of Terror.

SCARY MUSIC

Yes, all through the game,

this tank will be slowly filling up with slime.

Meanwhile, our teams will be directly below it,

answering a series of questions.

If they get one right, they spin round away from the tank...

and into the safe zone.

But if they continue to get them wrong, they stay right here in...

The Danger...

..Zone.

The aim of the game is to stay out of this zone,

because when the tank fills up to the black line...

The team beneath will get covered in slime!

That is right - it's going to go all over your faces!

Chapman family - you'll be going first. Are you ready?

Start the slime.

What is the capital of the USA?

-Washington DC.

-Washington DC.

-Washington DC.

Correct. Rotate.

What is the largest mammal on the planet?

The whale.

-What colour?

-Blue.

Correct. Rotate.

How many sides does a hexagon have?

-Six.

-Correct. Rotate.

What is the title of the final Harry Potter book?

Going to have to hurry you.

Pass.

Next question. In which year was the Battle Of Hastings?

1066.

Correct. Rotate.

A group of lions is referred to as what?

-Pride.

-Pride.

Correct. Rotate.

What is 11 x 12?

132.

Correct. Rotate. Well done.

Spell the word "rhythm".

R-H-Y-T-H-M.

Correct. Rotate.

On the CBBC programme Arthur, what is Arthur's younger sister called?

-ALL:

-DW.

Correct. Rotate.

Which female solo artist released the single Burn, in 2013?

Ellie Goulding.

Correct. Rotate.

In which subject would you learn about Pythagoras' theorem?

Physics.

Incorrect, it's maths.

Who present Copycats on CBBC?

You...two.

-Yeah, we do.

-Rotate.

Which English county is Emmerdale set in?

Yorkshire.

Correct. Rotate.

What is the name of Shannon Flynn's character in Dani's Castle?

SCREAMING AND APPLAUSE

It stinks!

I think we should take a look at a slow-mo of that!

Oh, guys!

Unlucky! Stupid question, how are you feeling?

-Cold!

-Cold.

So sorry, girls!

That means the Chapman family goes through to our final round.

Congratulations to the Chapman family!

Go and get yourselves ready.

-Off you go.

-Redferns, don't worry, you're not going home empty-handed,

we'll give you a Sam and Mark goody bag.

-Have you had a good day?

-Yes!

-Excellent, good sports.

-Great sports.

-We'll give you a towel.

Give it up for the Redferns, everyone!

Go and get yourselves cleaned up.

Oh, bless them!

Oh, no! They're like this...

Shouldn't laugh so much, but it's really funny when that happens.

OK, it's now time for the Chapman family to win some amazing prizes

as we play Stuck On You.

Playing this game, we have Olivia and Jo, how are you feeling?

-Oh, very excited.

-Very excited?

-Stiff.

-Stiff!

-It's that suit, it's that suit.

Loosen you up! OK, here are the rules.

The Wind-Up studio audience is armed with hundreds of balls -

hold up your balls, everyone!

Woo!

-Excellent.

-Excellent balls!

You have to run round and catch as many as you can

by using your sticky suits.

At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls

and see what prizes you qualify for.

More than 20 balls, which is represented by this yellow line here,

gets you all these lovely board games...

Woo!

More than 40 balls, represented by this blue line,

gets you the lovely board games

plus a day out at a theme park for all the family!

-Woo!

-Nice work, nice work.

And more than 60 balls, which is represented by the red line,

gets you the board games, the theme park tickets

-and tonight's star prize... a games console!

-Yeah, yeah!

Woo!

But hang on! There's one more thing.

There's one golden ball.

-ANGELIC CHOIR

-Woo!

If Olivia and Jo get this, they win a very special prize -

this beautifully-crafted Friday Wind-Up mug!

Oh, everybody wants the mug! Everybody wants the Wind-Up mug.

-Can I throw it?

-Go on, then, you throw it.

-Who wants it?

-Anyone?

Yeah!

-It's coming for you!

-Oh...

-Horrible throw, Mark.

-Sorry, I apologise.

OK, Olivia and Jo, are you ready?

-Ready.

-Awesome!

-OK. Jonathan do you reckon they can do it?

-Yes.

-Of course they can!

-That's what we like.

OK, guys, if you'd like to get yourselves into position, off you go.

Best of luck.

-Right.

-OK, audience, here we go,

in 3...2...1...

Let 'em have it!

ALL SHOUT

Get on the floor!

-KLAXON OK!

-Time's up!

-Come over here!

-Not bad.

-That's good.

That really was a family affair, there.

-Olivia, come round this side, lovely.

-Come over here.

-Jo, come over here.

-Get that one, on your head.

-Excellent.

-Get that one off your head.

-I see that, I see that.

-Here we go.

-Here we go.

Well done!

You've done very, very well here, girls.

Ooh...

Yes, we've got the board games, well done!

Right...

Keep going, Sam.

Tell you what, this is hard work, this.

We have got the theme park tickets!

All right, just turn round, Olivia...

-Getting close!

-Come on!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooohhh...

-You got loads!

-Ooh, wow!

Nearly there, nearly there!

Yes!

-And there's some to spare!

-You had ones to spare, there.

-Balls to spare!

-Brilliant.

-Well done, guys, you've got all the prizes,

and look at this, as well!

ANGELIC CHOIR You've got the golden ball!

So you've won all the prizes AND the Friday Wind-Up mug.

-Have you had a good day, guys?

-Brilliant.

-You've been great sports.

Please, give it up for the Chapman Family everyone!

APPLAUSE

Oh, it's almost time to wind up the show.

-Oh, what?

-Ahhh.

But not before we've said thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight.

Yes, and of course a big thank you to Aidan Davis as well!

Going to be doing that!

Isolation.

We'll see you next time, all right?

-Now please give it up for The Struts!

-Woo!

# Thomas said stay home

# Get away from me

# Saying I was bad for you

# He got his way

# I'm gone for good

# Making up stories

# Keeping it secret

# Taking your word for true

# You were bad for me

# So I'm gone for good

# I did all I could

# So kiss this one more time

# And I'm gone for good

# And you misunderstood

# So kiss this one last time

# And I'm gone for good

# Thomas said sorry

# Coming back crawling

# Didn't give a...before

# He stole from me

# So I've come for good

# Hey!

# Getting back from this

# There's no second chances

# Another phone call and now

# You're back for me

# But I'm gone for good

# I did all I could

# So kiss this one more time

# And I'm gone for good

# And you misunderstood

# So kiss this one last time

# And I'm gone for good

# Can I get a lift?

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

-Sing it back

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

-Yeah

# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh

# Kiss this

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

-Yeah, yeah

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

-Yeah, yeah, yeah

# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh yeah!

# Kiss this

# Come on, now!

# Kiss this!

# I did all I could

# So kiss this one more time

# One more time

# I did all I could

# So kiss this one more time

# And I'm gone for good

# And misunderstood

# So kiss this one last time

# And I'm gone for good

# Can I get a lift?

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

-Yeah!

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

-Woo!

# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh yeah!

# Kiss this!

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

-Yeah, yeah!

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

-# Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh

-Hey

# Kiss this!

# All right!

# Kiss it better. #

CHEERING