Episode 8 ‹ Series 3 ‹ Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

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We're rehearsing the opening of the show.	0:00:02	0:00:04
I apologise. In three, two, one...	0:00:04	0:00:06
BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!	0:00:06	0:00:08
-I'm Sam. -And I'm Mark. -And this is Big Friday Wind-Up.	0:00:08	0:00:10
-Hang on a minute - that's not right. -Is it not?	0:00:10	0:00:13
-We've got it the wrong way round. I'm Sam, you're Mark. -Of course.	0:00:13	0:00:15
-Sorry. -Silly, silly! Let's do it again.	0:00:15	0:00:18
In three, two, one...	0:00:18	0:00:19
BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!	0:00:19	0:00:21
-I'm Sam. -He's Mark.	0:00:21	0:00:22
And this is...	0:00:22	0:00:23
-Hang on a minute. -What? -You did it again. -What?	0:00:23	0:00:26
-You said, "HE'S Mark." YOU'RE Mark. -I'm Mark.	0:00:26	0:00:28
You're Mark - that's silly.	0:00:28	0:00:30
-Let's do it again. -OK, let's.	0:00:30	0:00:31
BOTH: Three, two, one - welcome to the weekend!	0:00:31	0:00:34
-I'm Sam. -And I'm Big Friday Wind-Up.	0:00:34	0:00:37
-Did I get it right? -Close enough. Run the tiles.	0:00:37	0:00:39
# Wind me up, put me down	0:00:43	0:00:45
# Start me up and watch me...	0:00:45	0:00:47
# It's easy once you know how it's done	0:00:47	0:00:50
# You can't stop now It's already begun... #	0:00:50	0:00:54
Ladies and gentlemen,	0:00:57	0:00:59
it's Big Friday Wind-Up!	0:00:59	0:01:04
My name is Benedict and I'm here to introduce your hosts.	0:01:04	0:01:07
They're talented, they're amazing	0:01:07	0:01:10
and they wrote every word of this script.	0:01:10	0:01:12
It's Sam and Mark!	0:01:12	0:01:15
MUSIC: "Best Song Ever" by One Direction	0:01:15	0:01:19
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:01:19	0:01:23
Come on, come on, come on! Yeah, get over here! Whoo!	0:01:35	0:01:39
Welcome to the weekend!	0:01:42	0:01:44
-I'm Sam. -So I think that means I must be Mark.	0:01:47	0:01:49
-You got it, baby. -All right!	0:01:49	0:01:51
Yes, welcome to Big Friday Wind-Up.	0:01:51	0:01:53
We have got surprises galore in store for you tonight.	0:01:53	0:01:56
Oh, yes. Someone here will see their dad get a part	0:01:56	0:01:59
in one of TV's biggest dramas.	0:01:59	0:02:01
AUDIENCE OOHS	0:02:01	0:02:03
-I know. -And we'll also find out what happened when Mark and I	0:02:03	0:02:06
went undercover with our hidden cameras	0:02:06	0:02:08
to fool two unsuspecting fans.	0:02:08	0:02:11
Whoo! Yeah!	0:02:12	0:02:14
Like a fish. I'm like a salmon, coming out the water!	0:02:14	0:02:17
That's amazing!	0:02:17	0:02:18
Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.	0:02:19	0:02:20
And just in case that's not enough,	0:02:20	0:02:21
we'll be chatting to Richard and Adam	0:02:21	0:02:23
and we've got music from Matt Cardle!	0:02:23	0:02:25
But right now, it's time to get to know our studio audience.	0:02:28	0:02:31
-Hello. Hello, there. -How's it going? Thank you very much. -Bye.	0:02:32	0:02:35
Whoa, look at you. Who shall I go to?	0:02:38	0:02:42
Who shall I go to?	0:02:42	0:02:46
Uh, shall I go to...	0:02:46	0:02:47
..you?	0:02:48	0:02:49
-All right, Isabelle? How you doing? -Fine, thank you.	0:02:49	0:02:52
Don't be scared, don't be scared.	0:02:52	0:02:54
Now, I hear you've got an embarrassing story	0:02:54	0:02:56
about the gentleman to your left. Who is that?	0:02:56	0:03:00
-My dad. -Why is your dad Rob so embarrassing?	0:03:00	0:03:03
-He runs round the house pretending to be on a horse. -Of course he does.	0:03:03	0:03:07
Um...	0:03:07	0:03:09
Rob, I think you know what I'm going to ask you to do now, don't you?	0:03:09	0:03:12
I think so.	0:03:12	0:03:14
Could you please recreate that impression of the horse?	0:03:14	0:03:16
I'll do it with you, if you want. Come on, come on.	0:03:16	0:03:19
This is not embarrassing for you, is it, Isabelle?	0:03:19	0:03:21
-It is. -OK. Sorry.	0:03:21	0:03:23
All right. OK? Carry on.	0:03:23	0:03:24
HE SNORTS LIKE A HORSE	0:03:24	0:03:26
WESTERNSTYLE MUSIC PLAYS	0:03:26	0:03:29
That's brilliant. That's brilliant.	0:03:29	0:03:31
You sit down, Rob. Sit down, Rob.	0:03:31	0:03:34
Uh...I think...I think we've done our job here.	0:03:34	0:03:38
Isabelle, sorry about that.	0:03:38	0:03:40
Sam, can you do any better than that?	0:03:40	0:03:42
Try my best, mate, I'll try my best, indeed.	0:03:43	0:03:46
I am actually going to come and speak to...	0:03:46	0:03:50
-..you, Lily. -Oh...	0:03:53	0:03:55
Hiya, Lily! How you doing?	0:03:55	0:03:57
Now, what's this story I hear about your mum and a unicycle?	0:03:57	0:04:00
She wants to go to the supermarket on a unicycle.	0:04:01	0:04:04
She wants to go to the supermarket on a unicycle.	0:04:04	0:04:07
-This is your mum, isn't it? Hi, Charlotte. -Evening.	0:04:07	0:04:10
-How you doing? All right? -OK, thanks.	0:04:10	0:04:12
-You've actually got a unicycle. -Yes.	0:04:12	0:04:14
And it's my ambition to go to the supermarket,	0:04:14	0:04:16
but I keep on falling off it.	0:04:16	0:04:18
That really is embarrassing. Sorry to hear that.	0:04:18	0:04:20
Mark, have you got any more?	0:04:20	0:04:22
Sam, I can safely say...	0:04:24	0:04:26
..that I haven't.	0:04:27	0:04:29
-AUDIENCE: Aw! -Sorry, sorry.	0:04:29	0:04:30
But I know a man who has.	0:04:30	0:04:32
Ladies and gentlemen, it's only me old mate Olly Murs.	0:04:32	0:04:36
Hi, Sam. Hi, Mark.	0:04:36	0:04:38
I need you guys' help.	0:04:38	0:04:39
I'm looking for a blonde girl who's from the Midlands	0:04:39	0:04:43
and her name is Lois.	0:04:43	0:04:46
Oh, OK.	0:04:46	0:04:47
Who could that be, then? Does anybody know a Lois?	0:04:49	0:04:51
Lois? Oh! Hello, Lois!	0:04:51	0:04:55
How you doing? You all right?	0:04:55	0:04:57
HE LAUGHS	0:04:57	0:05:00
Lois, you are a massive Olly Murs fan, is that right?	0:05:00	0:05:03
-Yeah. -That's not the only reason, Lois, that you've been singled out.	0:05:03	0:05:07
We've heard that you have a dad with a very embarrassing dress sense.	0:05:07	0:05:12
Tell us about it.	0:05:12	0:05:13
SHE GIGGLES	0:05:13	0:05:15
What does he dress up like?	0:05:15	0:05:17
He wears leopard print T-shirts	0:05:17	0:05:19
and then he wears...trousers with it. It's really weird.	0:05:19	0:05:24
And he walks around the shops and he acts like a teenager.	0:05:24	0:05:28
Does he? Now, we've all been there, Lois.	0:05:28	0:05:31
We've actually got a picture of your dad	0:05:31	0:05:34
wearing some of his trademark outfits.	0:05:34	0:05:36
Can we have a look at this? There he is!	0:05:36	0:05:39
There he is!	0:05:40	0:05:41
-He looks like a teenager! -He really does!	0:05:41	0:05:45
I've got to say...	0:05:45	0:05:46
And Lois, if that's not bad enough, I've also heard that your dad	0:05:46	0:05:50
is a bit of an aspiring singer-songwriter.	0:05:50	0:05:52
Is that right?	0:05:52	0:05:53
SHE LAUGHS	0:05:53	0:05:55
-Is that right? -Yeah. -Does he like to sing?	0:05:55	0:05:58
-Yes, he sings in the shower. -Does he?	0:05:58	0:06:00
-He writes songs as well, does he? -He makes songs up about my nan.	0:06:00	0:06:04
Does he? Aw!	0:06:04	0:06:06
Now, wouldn't it be awful, Lois,	0:06:06	0:06:08
if your dad were to come through those doors	0:06:08	0:06:10
singing one of those terrible songs, wearing one of his terrible outfits?	0:06:10	0:06:15
-Wouldn't it? -No...!	0:06:15	0:06:17
No? No. Well, guess what?	0:06:17	0:06:20
Guess what?	0:06:20	0:06:21
He isn't, you're all right. He isn't, he isn't.	0:06:22	0:06:25
-You can relax. -Thank you! -But...it's all right.	0:06:25	0:06:28
But we do have an extra-special surprise for you.	0:06:28	0:06:31
It's only another message from Olly Murs, just for you. Look at this.	0:06:31	0:06:35
Thanks for being such a massive fan, Lois.	0:06:35	0:06:38
Now, Mark and Sam have actually been lying to you,	0:06:38	0:06:41
because actually, your dad is backstage, right now.	0:06:41	0:06:46
Everyone, give it up for Adrian!	0:06:46	0:06:48
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:06:48	0:06:51
POP MUSIC TRACK PLAYS	0:06:51	0:06:54
# Oh, Nana	0:07:01	0:07:02
# What's my name?	0:07:02	0:07:03
# Oh, Nana	0:07:03	0:07:04
# What's my name?	0:07:04	0:07:05
# Oh, Nana	0:07:05	0:07:07
# What's my name?	0:07:07	0:07:08
# What's my name?	0:07:08	0:07:09
# What's my name? #	0:07:09	0:07:10
That's not all. Give it up for Lois's nan, Alice!	0:07:10	0:07:14
APPLAUSE	0:07:14	0:07:16
# Here's Nana	0:07:20	0:07:22
# I call her Banana	0:07:22	0:07:23
# Creepin' on a scooter	0:07:23	0:07:24
# But it ain't got a hooter	0:07:24	0:07:26
# What's my name?	0:07:31	0:07:32
# Oh, Nana	0:07:32	0:07:33
# What's my name?	0:07:33	0:07:34
# Oh, Nana	0:07:34	0:07:36
# What's my name?	0:07:36	0:07:37
# Oh, Nana	0:07:37	0:07:38
# What's my name? #	0:07:38	0:07:39
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:07:41	0:07:43
Hiya, Nana. Mwah!	0:07:47	0:07:49
Wow...wow!	0:07:49	0:07:53
That was fantastic.	0:07:53	0:07:55
Lois, what have you got to say about that?	0:07:55	0:07:58
I'm so embarrassed.	0:07:58	0:07:59
Well, don't worry, because now is your chance	0:08:01	0:08:03
to get your own back on your dad for that horrific performance,	0:08:03	0:08:06
which we loved, we LOVED, by the way.	0:08:06	0:08:08
Adrian, you need to go and get yourself ready.	0:08:08	0:08:10
Nan, you need to carry on doing exactly what you're doing,	0:08:10	0:08:13
because it is awesome. Give it up for our nan, everyone!	0:08:13	0:08:15
Lois, you need to come with me	0:08:18	0:08:19
because it's time to play Dad Pin Bowling. Come on!	0:08:19	0:08:22
"Now, what is Dad-Pin Bowling?" I hear you ask.	0:08:28	0:08:31
Well, it's pretty simple, really. It's just ten-pin bowling	0:08:31	0:08:34
but instead of a ball, we're going to be using Lois's dad.	0:08:34	0:08:37
Lois, are you ready to see what we've done to your dad?	0:08:37	0:08:40
-Yeah. -Yes! -Audience, are you ready?	0:08:40	0:08:42
AUDIENCE: Yes!	0:08:42	0:08:44
In that case...	0:08:44	0:08:45
BOTH: Bring on the dad!	0:08:45	0:08:47
MUSIC: "You Raise Me Up" by Westlife	0:08:47	0:08:49
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:08:49	0:08:51
Adrian, how are you feeling?	0:09:02	0:09:03
A little rotund, Sam.	0:09:03	0:09:06
You look great, mate, you look fantastic.	0:09:06	0:09:08
OK, Lois, this is a very simple game.	0:09:08	0:09:12
You have to use the controls in front of you to determine	0:09:12	0:09:14
how far back your dad goes before you release him.	0:09:14	0:09:17
-Understand? -Yeah. -Fantastic.	0:09:17	0:09:19
Now, if Adrian manages to get all the skittles down in one go...	0:09:19	0:09:23
Strike!	0:09:23	0:09:24
..or two goes...	0:09:24	0:09:26
Spare!	0:09:26	0:09:27
-..then Lois here will win a prize. -Yeah!	0:09:27	0:09:29
But don't you worry. If he doesn't, Lois still gets to foam him.	0:09:32	0:09:37
Either way, we're all winners, here. She loves it. She loves it, look!	0:09:37	0:09:40
There's also a very special golden skittle.	0:09:40	0:09:43
AUDIENCE OOHS	0:09:43	0:09:46
Now, if that gets knocked down,	0:09:49	0:09:51
every member of our studio audience wins a prize!	0:09:51	0:09:55
CHEERING	0:09:55	0:09:57
-Oh! -OK, before we get cracking,	0:09:59	0:10:01
we need to turn the dad around and make sure he's facing the skittles.	0:10:01	0:10:05
Come down, Dad. Come down...	0:10:05	0:10:07
-He's not that tall. -Do you want a hug before we go?	0:10:07	0:10:10
MARK LAUGHS	0:10:10	0:10:12
Sorted. Sorted, Mark.	0:10:12	0:10:13
All right, you ready? Let's get on with it, then.	0:10:13	0:10:16
Lois, it's time to...wind up your dad!	0:10:16	0:10:19
Where shall we take him, audience?	0:10:20	0:10:22
AUDIENCE: To the top!	0:10:22	0:10:24
-Go on, keep going... -Rizzle Kicks, where should we take him?	0:10:24	0:10:27
-BOTH: -To the top!	0:10:27	0:10:28
-There we go, there we go. -Well done.	0:10:29	0:10:31
All right. Are you happy, Lois, where your dad is right now?	0:10:31	0:10:35
-Yeah. -I don't think he is.	0:10:35	0:10:37
All right, then, without further ado...	0:10:37	0:10:40
BOTH: Release the dad!	0:10:40	0:10:41
Here we go. Come on, Dad!	0:10:41	0:10:43
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT	0:10:43	0:10:45
-Oh! -Yes!	0:10:50	0:10:52
Yes! Come on!	0:10:53	0:10:54
Oh, my goodness!	0:10:56	0:10:58
Oh!	0:10:58	0:11:00
That was fantastic!	0:11:00	0:11:02
-Dad, you managed to get down nine skittles. -You've got one left.	0:11:04	0:11:09
Can I just say don't you worry about that?	0:11:09	0:11:12
Because you did knock down the golden skittle,	0:11:12	0:11:14
which means every member of our studio audience wins a prize!	0:11:14	0:11:17
CHEERING	0:11:17	0:11:19
It's a lollipop! All right!	0:11:19	0:11:22
-OK... -Wow...	0:11:23	0:11:25
Adrian, you have now got one more go	0:11:25	0:11:26
to try and get that last skittle down.	0:11:26	0:11:29
If you get that down, you shall win a prize for Lois, OK?	0:11:29	0:11:33
It's time to release the dad. Wind him up again.	0:11:33	0:11:35
Wind him up. Get him up there!	0:11:35	0:11:36
Where shall we take him, audience?	0:11:36	0:11:38
AUDIENCE: To the top!	0:11:38	0:11:40
That's it, that's perfect.	0:11:40	0:11:42
-All right. -All right, Dad?	0:11:42	0:11:43
I'm going to give you a bit of a push on this one.	0:11:43	0:11:46
-We've got to get that last skittle. Come on. OK. -All right.	0:11:46	0:11:49
Get ready in three, two, one...	0:11:49	0:11:52
Release the dad!	0:11:52	0:11:54
Come on, come on, come on!	0:11:55	0:11:57
SHOUTS OF ENCOURAGEMENT	0:11:57	0:11:59
SAM LAUGHS	0:12:04	0:12:06
Oh, no!	0:12:06	0:12:07
LAUGHTER	0:12:08	0:12:11
I'm so sorry. We didn't manage to knock down that last skittle,	0:12:12	0:12:16
which means you don't get your hands on the prize.	0:12:16	0:12:19
But don't you worry - this has got a very, very happy ending.	0:12:19	0:12:23
Because you may not have won the prize,	0:12:23	0:12:25
-but you still get to foam your dad. Bring on the foam! -Yeah! Here we go!	0:12:25	0:12:30
-Here we go. -Don't you dare, Lois.	0:12:30	0:12:33
-Don't you dare! -She's getting her own back, Dad.	0:12:33	0:12:36
The power of ten men!	0:12:36	0:12:37
Don't you dare!	0:12:40	0:12:41
Right in his face, right in his face!	0:12:41	0:12:43
Good luck, Lois. In three, two, one...	0:12:43	0:12:46
Foam your dad!	0:12:46	0:12:47
Get him! Right in his face!	0:12:47	0:12:50
Yeah!	0:12:52	0:12:53
You got him!	0:12:54	0:12:56
-Fantastic! -Adrian, how you feeling, mate?	0:12:56	0:12:59
Wet and rotund.	0:12:59	0:13:01
-Guys, have you had a good day? -Yeah. -You've been absolutely brilliant.	0:13:01	0:13:05
Let's hear it one more time for Lois and Adrian, everyone.	0:13:05	0:13:08
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:13:08	0:13:11
Bye! Bye, Dad.	0:13:11	0:13:14
All right, time to meet our special guests. Ladies and gentlemen,	0:13:14	0:13:17
give it up for Richard and Adam!	0:13:17	0:13:20
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:13:20	0:13:22
-Oh, yeah! -Oh!	0:13:31	0:13:33
Welcome to the show, guys. Enjoying it so far?	0:13:33	0:13:36
-Absolutely brilliant. -So much fun.	0:13:36	0:13:38
We were a little bit naughty earlier on, weren't we, lads?	0:13:38	0:13:40
-Yes. -Yes. -Sorry about that.	0:13:40	0:13:42
Yes, here on Wind-Up no-one is safe, not even our celebrity guests.	0:13:42	0:13:46
Before the show, Mark and I couldn't help	0:13:46	0:13:48
but give these two a nasty surprise on their way to their dressing room.	0:13:48	0:13:51
Shall we take a look and see what happened, guys?	0:13:51	0:13:54
AUDIENCE: Yes!	0:13:54	0:13:55
Run VT.	0:13:55	0:13:57
Just grab a seat. Just sit down and fill that one in.	0:13:57	0:14:01
ROARING	0:14:01	0:14:03
Ah...sorry, sorry about that, guys.	0:14:07	0:14:08
Sorry.	0:14:08	0:14:10
-2013 was quite a year for you guys. -Absolutely.	0:14:13	0:14:16
Came third in Britain's Got Talent	0:14:16	0:14:17
and you have had a number-one-selling album.	0:14:17	0:14:20
Amazing!	0:14:20	0:14:22
How was that?	0:14:22	0:14:24
It was absolutely incredible.	0:14:24	0:14:26
I mean, for me and my brother to be getting on a show like that...	0:14:26	0:14:30
We entered it thinking we'd just go for it and sing,	0:14:30	0:14:32
cos that's what we love doing.	0:14:32	0:14:33
To come third in one of the biggest shows, it was incredible,	0:14:33	0:14:36
especially doing it with my brother. It was amazing.	0:14:36	0:14:38
Now we're singing full-time, we're no longer making sandwiches,	0:14:38	0:14:41
-so it's quite exciting. -Always good.	0:14:41	0:14:43
You say that, though. I mean, you did work in a coffee shop,	0:14:43	0:14:46
making sandwiches, and I think we're all eager to know...	0:14:46	0:14:50
Who makes the quicker cheese and pickle sandwich?	0:14:50	0:14:53
-We need to know. -It's important. -Well, I think, personally,	0:14:53	0:14:56
I'm that little bit quicker.	0:14:56	0:14:58
-Really? Anything to say about that? -I'm going to give it to him. True.	0:14:58	0:15:01
-Really? -That's very nice. -Must be love, you see.	0:15:01	0:15:04
Let's go back to singing cos you have incredible voices, obviously.	0:15:04	0:15:08
You came third on the biggest talent show in the country,	0:15:08	0:15:11
but we want to know who can hold the longest note?	0:15:11	0:15:13
-I reckon you should get involved with this as well. -I'm up for this.	0:15:13	0:15:17
-You up for the challenge, lads? -Yeah.	0:15:17	0:15:18
-We do this in the car! -Do you really? -Yeah, we do.	0:15:18	0:15:20
Let's show them our new challenge. I think we should do it! OK.	0:15:20	0:15:23
-So, after three... -One, two, three.	0:15:23	0:15:26
THEY HOLD A NOTE	0:15:26	0:15:33
I've still got it, Mark!	0:15:33	0:15:34
THEY HOLD A NOTE	0:15:34	0:15:38
Keep going. Wait for it.	0:15:38	0:15:40
THEY HOLD A NOTE	0:15:40	0:15:43
-Keep going! -Yes!	0:15:48	0:15:51
Richard wins it! Richard wins it! That is amazing!	0:15:51	0:15:55
Let's give it up for Richard and Adam!	0:15:55	0:15:57
But now it's time to meet some more friends of ours. Follow us.	0:16:02	0:16:06
Ladies and gentlemen, please say hello to Ayesha and Saskia.	0:16:11	0:16:15
-Hey, hey, hey, hey! -Hey!	0:16:15	0:16:18
-You enjoying the show, guys? -Yeah. -Awesome! -Excellent! -Awesome!	0:16:18	0:16:21
Now, not so long ago, Mark and I wound you girls up with	0:16:21	0:16:24
-the help of our hidden cameras, didn't we? -Yeah. -Yeah!	0:16:24	0:16:28
Sorry about that!	0:16:28	0:16:29
Let's see what happened when we played a game of In Yer Face.	0:16:29	0:16:31
Ayesha, will you do the honours down camera number one?	0:16:31	0:16:34
-Run, VT! -Nicely done.	0:16:34	0:16:36
CAR HORN BEEPS	0:16:41	0:16:42
CAR HORN BEEPS	0:16:45	0:16:47
Today we're here in Manchester to do what we do best.	0:16:52	0:16:55
-Pull out the vibe. -No! Play In Yer Face. -Play In Yer Face.	0:16:55	0:16:59
-I'm taking Saskia. -And I'm taking Ayesha.	0:17:01	0:17:04
The aim of the game is not to get recognised.	0:17:04	0:17:07
And we've got loads of costumes and cunning disguises to help.	0:17:07	0:17:10
And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.	0:17:10	0:17:13
But if they uncover our true identity	0:17:13	0:17:14
and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.	0:17:14	0:17:19
So, let's get this contest started by playing round one - Scooter Guy.	0:17:19	0:17:24
Have Sam and Mark got the skills to fool the girls? First up, it's Mark.	0:17:24	0:17:28
-Morning, Mark! -Morning, Sam! -I didn't know you had any peanuts on you.	0:17:30	0:17:34
-Can I have some? -No! -Is it a bit cold? -It is really cold. -OK.	0:17:34	0:17:39
-Are you ready for round one of In Yer Face? -You know it well!	0:17:39	0:17:42
-You are a scooter guy. -Yeah.	0:17:42	0:17:44
-You've got to scoot past Saskia and perform a trick. -No!	0:17:44	0:17:49
-But not only that... -Oh!	0:17:49	0:17:50
You must get in a word into the conversation that	0:17:50	0:17:53
-I am going to give you right now. And that word is potato. -Potato? -Yup.	0:17:53	0:17:59
I'm a scooter man! I can't get "potato" into a conversation!	0:17:59	0:18:02
-That's ridiculous! -Hey, that's the name of the game! -It's not.	0:18:02	0:18:05
-It's called In Yer Face. -True. Good point.	0:18:05	0:18:07
Here she comes, mate!	0:18:10	0:18:11
Here she comes! Here she comes!	0:18:13	0:18:14
That's ridiculous! Just looks ridiculous!	0:18:17	0:18:20
-Wow! Worst trick ever! Worst trick ever! -Hey, guys!	0:18:23	0:18:27
-Do you want to see my new trick? It's called The Potato. -Potato!	0:18:27	0:18:31
-He said it! -Like my trick? Yeah?	0:18:31	0:18:33
-Like my trick? Nice one. See you later! -See you later. -Bye!	0:18:34	0:18:37
-Oh, she's laughing. -Woo!	0:18:37	0:18:39
She's laughing. Oh, she's looking back there. She knows.	0:18:42	0:18:46
He's getting caught in round two, I'm telling you.	0:18:46	0:18:49
-You were risky on that one! -Was I?	0:18:53	0:18:55
Yeah, you, like, hung around and, "Do you like my new trick?"	0:18:55	0:18:58
-You know what it is? -What? -I am the master of In Yer Face here!	0:18:58	0:19:02
-You cannot start saying that yet. -No, I can. -It's round one. That's all!	0:19:02	0:19:06
You get caught, I win and I'm the champion!	0:19:06	0:19:09
So, Mark scoots into a 1-0 lead. Now it's time to see what Sam can do.	0:19:10	0:19:14
So, Sam, how does it feel to be the second best player	0:19:16	0:19:18
-of In Yer Face this series? -That's not true and you know it!	0:19:18	0:19:21
-Think it's 100% true! -It's really not.	0:19:21	0:19:24
The thing is, though, Sam, I pushed the envelope.	0:19:24	0:19:27
-What does that even mean? -It's a saying.	0:19:27	0:19:29
-It's a saying that's not used enough. -Really?	0:19:29	0:19:31
It isn't used enough.	0:19:31	0:19:32
I'm going to include a word that you must get into the conversation	0:19:32	0:19:36
-that you have with Ayesha. -OK. -Fish finger.	0:19:36	0:19:38
Technically, two words, so that already makes this harder for me.	0:19:38	0:19:41
-All right. Fish, then. -Do you know what, mate? I think I need a vet.	0:19:41	0:19:44
-Why? -Cos these pythons are sick!	0:19:44	0:19:47
HE GROANS	0:19:47	0:19:48
Look! Here she comes, mate!	0:19:50	0:19:53
It's exciting!	0:19:53	0:19:54
Whoo! Yeah!	0:20:00	0:20:03
What's he doing?!	0:20:03	0:20:05
-I'm like fish, like a salmon, man, coming out the water. -He said it!	0:20:05	0:20:08
She's laughing at you.	0:20:10	0:20:12
That's amazing.	0:20:14	0:20:16
She keeps on looking back at you.	0:20:16	0:20:19
She can't believe that just happened.	0:20:19	0:20:21
APPLAUSE	0:20:24	0:20:26
Hey, man!	0:20:26	0:20:28
-Nah, nah. -What's up with you?	0:20:28	0:20:30
-Talk about doing the bare minimum. -Did I get my word in? -Yeah.	0:20:30	0:20:33
-Did I do my trick? -Yeah. -And did I make it one all? -Yes, but...	0:20:33	0:20:37
-Mark, I am pushing that envelope. -No, you're not.	0:20:37	0:20:40
You're not pushing any envelopes!	0:20:40	0:20:42
So, with the scores one apiece, let's move on to round two.	0:20:43	0:20:47
Can the boys keep cool under pressure?	0:20:49	0:20:52
First up, it's Mark.	0:20:52	0:20:55
Well, hello there, Mark!	0:20:55	0:20:58
-ITALIAN ACCENT: Hello there. How's it going? -You look great.	0:20:58	0:21:02
-Cheers, mate. -I want to see you push it, mate. -Not a problem.	0:21:02	0:21:05
I'll push it, I'll push the envelope more than you.	0:21:05	0:21:08
-Stop saying push the envelope. -Yeah. OK, sorry.	0:21:08	0:21:11
-So you are an Italian ice cream seller. -Yep.	0:21:11	0:21:14
When Saskia comes in,	0:21:14	0:21:17
you have to deliver a very memorable rhyme which I will give you.	0:21:17	0:21:21
-But not yet, I'll give you it later. -Don't stitch me up.	0:21:21	0:21:24
You've been bigging it up big time recently so...	0:21:24	0:21:26
We can go over this again, Sam, but we know I'm the king of this game.	0:21:26	0:21:30
Pressure is on now, mate, because you said that. Here we go.	0:21:30	0:21:34
-Hello there, what's your name? -Saskia. -What would you like?	0:21:38	0:21:41
Ice cream?	0:21:41	0:21:43
We have lots of different flavours. What is your favourite flavour?	0:21:43	0:21:47
There's plenty. We have toffee, blue magic, melon, bubblegum,	0:21:48	0:21:53
strawberry, mango, everything.	0:21:53	0:21:55
What would you like?	0:21:55	0:21:56
You can have mango! Would you like it in a cone or a cup?	0:21:58	0:22:02
# In a cone, in a cone... #	0:22:02	0:22:04
-She's got no idea. -# I'm going cone. #	0:22:04	0:22:07
Mango crazy for this cone.	0:22:07	0:22:09
Mango crazy for this.	0:22:09	0:22:12
-Oh, there we go, lovely. -Don't forget the rhyme, which is,	0:22:12	0:22:16
I scream, you scream, everybody scream dream.	0:22:16	0:22:19
You have to do a rhyme before you go.	0:22:19	0:22:21
You sing it with me?	0:22:21	0:22:22
# I scream, you scream... #	0:22:22	0:22:25
Everybody scream dream.	0:22:25	0:22:28
# Everybody screams. #	0:22:28	0:22:30
-Dream. -For ice cream. -Dream! -Scream! -Dream! -Yay!	0:22:30	0:22:34
I said dream.	0:22:35	0:22:37
-Shall I get a cone? -Of course you can. -Get the dad to do the rhyme.	0:22:37	0:22:40
OK, you have to do the rhyme too.	0:22:40	0:22:42
-I scream. -You scream. -Everybody screams for ice scream. Here you go.	0:22:42	0:22:47
-Thanks ever so much. -Bye-bye.	0:22:47	0:22:49
I can't believe he's gotten away with that.	0:22:50	0:22:52
Heh-heh-heh!	0:22:54	0:22:56
What a strange man.	0:22:56	0:22:58
Hey, hey, hey! Get in there.	0:23:04	0:23:06
Do you know what? She hasn't got a clue.	0:23:06	0:23:09
I told you. I am the king of this game.	0:23:09	0:23:12
-I am... You're not the king of the game. -Oh, oh, am I not?!	0:23:12	0:23:15
But, but I'll give you this.	0:23:15	0:23:16
I am starting to get a little worried for this one.	0:23:16	0:23:19
You should be. Because she's getting you on this one.	0:23:19	0:23:21
So Mark scoops a 2-1 lead.	0:23:21	0:23:23
Let's hope this guy doesn't get a frosty reception! It's Sam!	0:23:23	0:23:27
I don't know why you're eating ice cream. You've got to concentrate.	0:23:27	0:23:31
-You're 2-1 down, mate. -You're talking to the king of this game.	0:23:31	0:23:34
Finish your ice cream.	0:23:34	0:23:35
Kid yourself, because you'll be kidding no-one	0:23:35	0:23:39
when she finds out that it's you.	0:23:39	0:23:40
-Trash talk. -Cheers, mate.	0:23:40	0:23:43
Ciao, bella!	0:23:43	0:23:44
You wanta come and buy an-a ice cream eh? From me? I got many ice creams.	0:23:48	0:23:54
-Oh-ho! She's suspicious. -What would you like?	0:23:56	0:23:59
-Take a look at my ice creams. -Say it, say it. -Sam.	0:23:59	0:24:03
Sam? Who is Sam?	0:24:03	0:24:05
-I'm sure I know him. -Yes!	0:24:05	0:24:08
I do know you. Sam and Mark.	0:24:09	0:24:11
Ayesha. It is Sam from Sam and Mark.	0:24:11	0:24:14
APPLAUSE	0:24:14	0:24:16
YAY!	0:24:18	0:24:20
How you doing? Are you all right?	0:24:20	0:24:22
Yes, yes, yes, yes!	0:24:22	0:24:24
-Well spotted. Well spotted. -In your face!	0:24:24	0:24:28
Back to the studio.	0:24:28	0:24:30
Yes, yes, yes. No, no, no, come on. Don't be like that. Sorry, girls.	0:24:33	0:24:39
-Not playing. -Come on, you. Come on. Come on.	0:24:39	0:24:42
All right, all right!	0:24:42	0:24:44
Finally, I've won one!	0:24:46	0:24:49
Ayesha, what was it that rumbled me?	0:24:49	0:24:52
-Your voice and I recognised your face. -What's wrong with my voice?!	0:24:52	0:24:57
Do you want an ice-ah cream-ah?!	0:24:57	0:24:58
-It was a bit too much. -Too much, yeah.	0:25:00	0:25:02
I was too good is what you're saying.	0:25:02	0:25:04
No, I don't think she's saying that at all.	0:25:04	0:25:06
Have either of you girls tried out those scooter moves?	0:25:06	0:25:09
-The potato and the fish? It's all the rage. -No.	0:25:09	0:25:12
-You're missing out, girls. -Yeah, yeah.	0:25:12	0:25:14
It's time to find out what happened next.	0:25:14	0:25:16
-Saskia, will you do the honours this time? -Run VT!	0:25:16	0:25:19
Time now for In Yer Face round three.	0:25:20	0:25:22
Has Mark got the tricks up his sleeve to hide his true identity?	0:25:25	0:25:29
I'll be a good sportsman and say congratulations.	0:25:29	0:25:33
# Congratulations to me. # Yeah!	0:25:33	0:25:36
Well done, you are the winner of today's In Yer Face.	0:25:36	0:25:39
-Now, you are a street entertainer. -Yeah.	0:25:39	0:25:42
-I'm going to give your name and everything you need to say. -OK.	0:25:42	0:25:47
Now there is one other slight little thing here.	0:25:47	0:25:50
In front of you, you'll see a red box.	0:25:50	0:25:52
You don't know what's inside that box.	0:25:52	0:25:54
It'll be a surprise and you can't open it until I tell you, all right?	0:25:54	0:25:57
-You're properly stitching me up here. -Big time, mate. Big time.	0:25:57	0:26:00
Why am I street performing?	0:26:05	0:26:08
Look, you've got some more audience members coming.	0:26:08	0:26:11
-Amazing. -My name is Ian. -My name is Ian.	0:26:14	0:26:18
I am a world-famous street performer.	0:26:18	0:26:21
-I've been a performer for 27 years. -I've been a performer for 27 earth years.	0:26:21	0:26:25
-Seven months. -Seven months. -Six days. -Six days. -Three hours.	0:26:25	0:26:29
-Three hours. -Two minutes. -Two minutes. -One second. -And one second.	0:26:29	0:26:33
BOTH: Two seconds now.	0:26:33	0:26:35
Like my moves? Come closer. This is my big red box.	0:26:35	0:26:40
-Inside my box... -Inside my box is the tool..	0:26:40	0:26:43
..that I am world famous for.	0:26:43	0:26:46
..that I am world famous for. Would you like to see it?	0:26:46	0:26:49
You would. Ah! Of course, it is my ball and my ribbon on a stick.	0:26:49	0:26:53
Do some kicks while dancing with the ribbon.	0:26:53	0:26:55
-Look at me! Look at me! -Dance with the ribbon!	0:26:55	0:26:59
HE HUMS	0:26:59	0:27:02
-Say, I've performed all over the world. -What is your name?	0:27:02	0:27:05
Saskia, I have performed all over the world.	0:27:05	0:27:07
-Paris. -Paris. -New York. -New York.	0:27:07	0:27:10
-And Hull. -And Hull.	0:27:10	0:27:11
Look at my ball skills, they are amazing.	0:27:13	0:27:16
But not as amazing as my ribbon skills.	0:27:16	0:27:18
-Do some press-ups on the floor. -OK, watch this. Hey, hey, hey!	0:27:18	0:27:23
-Hey, hey, hey. -Do some star jumps.	0:27:23	0:27:26
I can't believe this, you are going to get away with this. Say thank you.	0:27:30	0:27:33
Thank you, thank you.	0:27:33	0:27:34
Thank you very much, everyone.	0:27:34	0:27:36
-It's very kind. -That's it, I'm not having this.	0:27:36	0:27:39
He's not going into the next round. Give yourself up.	0:27:39	0:27:42
OK, I have been told in my ear to ask you, Saskia,	0:27:42	0:27:45
do you know who I am?	0:27:45	0:27:47
CHEERING	0:27:51	0:27:52
Come here. We have been playing a little game called In Yer Face	0:27:52	0:27:55
and I've been playing with you, Saskia.	0:27:55	0:27:58
-My friend Sam has been playing with your friend Ayesha. -Hiya.	0:27:58	0:28:03
So you were playing and you didn't even know.	0:28:04	0:28:07
Thankfully, thankfully, Saskia, you didn't get me until the very end	0:28:07	0:28:11
which means I'm the winner. Poor old Sam Nixon here is the loser.	0:28:11	0:28:15
So... # I'm a winner, I'm a winner	0:28:16	0:28:18
# You want to take me on? Oh, yeah! Yeah! #	0:28:18	0:28:21
One-armed press-ups!	0:28:21	0:28:23
Argh! Gargh!	0:28:23	0:28:25
LAUGHTER	0:28:25	0:28:28
What a plonker. Game over. Mark's the winner.	0:28:28	0:28:31
Saskia, did you have no idea it was Mark being that street performer?	0:28:35	0:28:39
I did quite think it, but I didn't want to say.	0:28:39	0:28:43
You were scared to say. I wish you would have said it.	0:28:43	0:28:45
-I may've drawn at least. -No, no chance, mate.	0:28:45	0:28:48
What did you actually think about my street performance?	0:28:48	0:28:50
It could've been better.	0:28:50	0:28:52
She's even polite there. Thank you very much, guys.	0:28:52	0:28:56
Let's hear it for Ayesha and Saskia, everyone.	0:28:56	0:28:58
-Well done. -Brilliant.	0:29:00	0:29:01
-Well done. -Thank you, thank you, thank you very much.	0:29:04	0:29:06
Surprises don't stop there.	0:29:06	0:29:08
Here's what else is coming up on today's show.	0:29:08	0:29:10
Somebody's hiding in the TARDIS, but who could it be?	0:29:12	0:29:15
One unlucky family will have the slime of their lives	0:29:15	0:29:18
when we play Rotation.	0:29:18	0:29:21
And we've got a special performance from Matt Cardle.	0:29:21	0:29:24
-All right, lads, how are you doing? -How are you?	0:29:26	0:29:29
-Really good, thank you. -All right? -Yeah, thank you. Listen, guys,	0:29:29	0:29:32
glad I caught you on your own	0:29:32	0:29:34
because you've had a really successful 2013,	0:29:34	0:29:37
-number one album, amazing. -Yeah.	0:29:37	0:29:39
You could be doing better. It's not a laughing matter.	0:29:39	0:29:43
We hope so, we hope so.	0:29:43	0:29:44
I've been thinking about it. I think you should get a third member. Eh?	0:29:44	0:29:49
Know what I'm thinking?	0:29:49	0:29:51
-Hang on. Can you sing like us? -Can I sing like you?!	0:29:51	0:29:55
-Can I sing like you?! Can I sing like you?! -Well, can you?	0:29:55	0:29:59
-No. -Oh.	0:29:59	0:30:01
I can't. But I can sing.	0:30:01	0:30:03
So why don't we do it now? Why not do it right now?	0:30:03	0:30:06
-Why not? -You could be the third brother. -I love it. Let's do it.	0:30:06	0:30:09
Here we go. One, two, one, two, three, four.	0:30:09	0:30:12
# To dream the impossible dream... #	0:30:12	0:30:20
All right, lads?	0:30:20	0:30:21
-What's going on? What's going on here then? -Sorry. No worries.	0:30:21	0:30:25
-Talk amongst yourselves. -Right. -Hiya, mate, all right?	0:30:25	0:30:28
-Richard and Adam from Britain's Got Talent. Lovely guys. -Yeah.	0:30:28	0:30:31
This is my chance to finally get a number one album.	0:30:31	0:30:34
So I'm going to do a little bit of singing with them.	0:30:34	0:30:36
-Can I join as well then? -Oh, mate!	0:30:36	0:30:39
-No, you can't. -OK.	0:30:39	0:30:40
-Tell you what you can do? -Go on. -You can leave. -Leave?	0:30:40	0:30:43
We don't want any interruptions.	0:30:43	0:30:45
Not a problem. Hey, you won't even know I'm here.	0:30:45	0:30:48
Thank you, mate, I appreciate that. OK, lads, where were we? Singing!	0:30:48	0:30:51
Here we go. One, two, one, two, three, four.	0:30:51	0:30:55
# To dream the impossible... #	0:30:55	0:31:00
PHONE RINGS	0:31:00	0:31:02
Lads, I'm so sorry, that's so unprofessional. I left my phone on.	0:31:02	0:31:06
I'm really sorry, I'll just take this call. I'll be really quick. Hello.	0:31:06	0:31:09
Like I said, you won't even know I'm here.	0:31:09	0:31:12
Mark, I said no interruptions, that includes giving me a phone call.	0:31:12	0:31:16
What? Oh, oh! Sorry.	0:31:16	0:31:17
Sorry, sorry. All right.	0:31:17	0:31:20
No problem whatsoever. You carry on what you're doing.	0:31:20	0:31:22
You're doing a good job. See you later.	0:31:22	0:31:25
-Right. -Sorry about that. Here we go. This time.	0:31:25	0:31:27
One, two, one, two, three, four.	0:31:27	0:31:30
# To dream the impossible.... #	0:31:30	0:31:35
VACUUM CLEANER DROWNS SINGING	0:31:35	0:31:37
Stop, stop! Mark! Mark!	0:31:37	0:31:39
-What are you doing now? -What am I doing?	0:31:41	0:31:43
I'm vacuuming. What's it look like I'm doing? Sorry, lads.	0:31:43	0:31:47
Do you mind not vacuuming right now	0:31:47	0:31:49
-because I'm kind of singing with these lads? -Not vacuuming?	0:31:49	0:31:53
Can you do something a bit more quiet, please?	0:31:53	0:31:55
Tell you what I'll do, I'll make us all a drink.	0:31:55	0:31:57
-How loud could I possibly be making a drink, eh? -Fantastic idea.	0:31:57	0:32:00
In fact, it's thirsty work, this singing, isn't it?!	0:32:00	0:32:03
LAUGHTER Cheers, see you later.	0:32:03	0:32:05
-Sorry, lads. Right, here we go. -This is it. -This is it.	0:32:05	0:32:07
One, two, a-one, two, three, four...	0:32:07	0:32:10
# To dream... FOOD PROCESSOR WHIRRS	0:32:10	0:32:14
Right, that's it!	0:32:14	0:32:16
Mark!	0:32:16	0:32:18
I have had enough of this!	0:32:18	0:32:19
YOU are an absolute...	0:32:19	0:32:21
FOOD PROCESSOR WHIRRS	0:32:21	0:32:23
AUDIENCE LAUGHS	0:32:23	0:32:25
Oh, and another thing!	0:32:25	0:32:27
FOOD PROCESSOR WHIRRS	0:32:27	0:32:31
..you silly...! FOOD PROCESSOR WHIRRS	0:32:31	0:32:34
-What have you got to say for yourself? -Sorry.	0:32:34	0:32:36
I didn't hear a word you said. Anyone want a smoothie?	0:32:36	0:32:39
-BOTH: -We'll have one! -Excellent! -That's it. I am out of here.	0:32:39	0:32:41
No, it's strawberry, Sam!	0:32:41	0:32:43
-Thank you very much, cheers. -I do not know what is wrong with him.	0:32:43	0:32:47
Doesn't even come out, look. Brilliant.	0:32:47	0:32:49
-I'll leave that with you. I'll see you later. -LAUGHTER	0:32:49	0:32:52
Sam! Sam!	0:32:52	0:32:54
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:32:54	0:32:56
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you... the Finger Of Fun!!	0:32:56	0:33:00
-FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS -Ah, nice! Right.	0:33:04	0:33:06
Finger, you know what to do, don't you, hey?	0:33:06	0:33:08
Mark, I keep telling you, stop talking to that finger.	0:33:08	0:33:11
-It's just a prop finger stuck to a camera. -Is it, though, Sam?	0:33:11	0:33:14
Is it?	0:33:14	0:33:15
-LAUGHTER Yeah, it is. -Oh, right, OK.	0:33:15	0:33:17
OK. Get out of my sight and find someone then, you!	0:33:17	0:33:20
Off you go!	0:33:20	0:33:22
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:33:22	0:33:26
FUNKY BEAT PLAYS # Who's it going to be?	0:33:26	0:33:28
-# Who's it going to be? -Ah, yeah!	0:33:30	0:33:32
# Who's it going to be...? #	0:33:33	0:33:35
Whoo!	0:33:35	0:33:37
Oh! Hello!	0:33:37	0:33:39
The finger has found its target. What is your name, my friend?	0:33:39	0:33:43
-Mark. -Ooh, good name! -It's a fantastic name!	0:33:43	0:33:46
Mark, get yourself down here, because it's time to play	0:33:46	0:33:49
The Prize Surprise!	0:33:49	0:33:50
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:33:50	0:33:55
Now, Mark, I think it's fair to say you weren't expecting that.	0:33:59	0:34:02
-No, not really. -Right.	0:34:02	0:34:04
Now have you got any idea why you're sitting here with us?	0:34:04	0:34:07
Erm...no.	0:34:07	0:34:08
-No. That's good! -Well, I'm afraid to tell you,	0:34:08	0:34:11
it's actually about your dad.	0:34:11	0:34:14
Yeah. Yeah, we hear, erm, he fancies himself	0:34:14	0:34:17
-as being a bit of an actor. Is that right? -Yeah.	0:34:17	0:34:19
-He used to be, yeah. -What sort of things does he do, then, Mark?	0:34:19	0:34:22
Oh, he...did a couple of films. Er...	0:34:22	0:34:25
-Wow! -Erm, only local, but he did basically theatre and stuff.	0:34:25	0:34:29
We also heard that he's been a pantomime dame in the past?	0:34:29	0:34:31
-Yes. -Mark, how would you feel if I told you	0:34:31	0:34:34
that your dad was actually backstage, dressed as a pantomime dame?	0:34:34	0:34:38
I'd go crazy.	0:34:38	0:34:39
LAUGHTER	0:34:39	0:34:41
Well, guess what?	0:34:41	0:34:43
DRUM ROLL	0:34:43	0:34:46
-He isn't. We're all right. -We're all right!	0:34:46	0:34:48
-We're all right. -That would have been unfair. -Look at his face.	0:34:48	0:34:51
Actually, we've got you here to talk about a certain sci-fi programme.	0:34:51	0:34:55
-Yeah. -Any idea what that might be?	0:34:55	0:34:57
-Doctor Who. -Exactly. We hear you're a big fan. -Yeah.	0:34:57	0:34:59
-Yep. -Seeing as your dad's been a bit of an actor in the past,	0:34:59	0:35:02
has he ever appeared in Doctor Who?	0:35:02	0:35:04
-Er, no. -Mark, I think you might be wrong. Take a look at this.	0:35:04	0:35:07
There's a room I've never even noticed.	0:35:09	0:35:11
Something came here to hide. It's still hiding.	0:35:11	0:35:13
Stay away from that door!	0:35:13	0:35:15
Why does no-one listen to me? Do I have a face that nobody listens to?!	0:35:15	0:35:19
-TOILET FLUSHES -Hi, Karen. It's Colin.	0:35:19	0:35:22
Oh, I'd give it five minutes in here if I was you.	0:35:22	0:35:25
-Oh, dear! -LAUGHTER	0:35:25	0:35:28
APPLAUSE	0:35:28	0:35:31
LAUGHTER	0:35:33	0:35:35
Ro-do, mo-do, lo-do, do, fro-jo!	0:35:35	0:35:38
No, bo, ho, show, co, ro, to, so!	0:35:38	0:35:40
Bo-co-do-so-ba-ba-tho-co-jo!	0:35:40	0:35:42
Hang on a minute.	0:35:42	0:35:44
Da-da-da...	0:35:44	0:35:46
Yes, I'd love a cup of tea.	0:35:46	0:35:48
LAUGHTER	0:35:48	0:35:50
Leave the girl.	0:35:50	0:35:52
It's the man I want.	0:35:52	0:35:53
Take him to my laboratory.	0:35:53	0:35:55
But I'm not a man!	0:36:08	0:36:10
I'm a dame!	0:36:10	0:36:12
Oh, yes, I am!	0:36:12	0:36:14
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:36:14	0:36:18
Well, don't worry, at least you know your dad isn't backstage	0:36:18	0:36:21
-dressed as a pantomime dame. -Thank God for that.	0:36:21	0:36:24
Or is he? Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome	0:36:24	0:36:26
the latest Doctor, Dame Colin. And guess what, Mark?	0:36:26	0:36:29
BOTH: He's behind you!	0:36:29	0:36:32
DOCTOR WHO THEME PLAYS	0:36:32	0:36:36
-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING -Don't cry, boys and girls!	0:36:36	0:36:39
Mummies and dads!	0:36:39	0:36:42
I'm Dame Coleen!	0:36:42	0:36:44
-Come on over, Dame Coleen! -Come on over!	0:36:44	0:36:47
-Come on over! Ha-ha! -Wow!	0:36:47	0:36:49
-Yes! -You look beautiful.	0:36:51	0:36:52
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:36:52	0:36:56
-Take a seat, Dame Colin. -Thank you. -It's lovely to have you on the show.	0:36:56	0:36:59
Are you enjoying yourself? Are you all right sitting there?	0:36:59	0:37:02
Just about, just about.	0:37:02	0:37:05
-It looks amazing. -It does. -I'll tell you what,	0:37:05	0:37:07
we've stitched you up here, Mark, so it's only fair that	0:37:07	0:37:09
we give you the chance to win some prizes after all that embarrassment.	0:37:09	0:37:13
And the best way to do that is to play a game that we like to call	0:37:13	0:37:16
Doctor... # Who-oo-oo do you think you are? #	0:37:16	0:37:22
-Guys, follow us! -Come on, guys!	0:37:22	0:37:24
Come on!	0:37:24	0:37:25
TARDIS NOISE	0:37:25	0:37:29
All right. In this game, we will be asking you to identify	0:37:29	0:37:33
-a series of Doctor Who characters. -Sounds easy, doesn't it?	0:37:33	0:37:37
-Yep. -Massive Doctor Who fans. Well...	0:37:37	0:37:39
It isn't. Because each time, we're only giving you	0:37:39	0:37:43
the use of one of your senses, like, sight, hearing and touch.	0:37:43	0:37:47
Time for round one, where you can only use your ears.	0:37:47	0:37:51
We are going to play you the sound a certain character makes,	0:37:51	0:37:55
and you have to tell us...	0:37:55	0:37:57
# Who-o-o... # ..do you think it is?	0:37:57	0:38:01
-Are you ready? -Yeah. -Good!	0:38:01	0:38:03
OK. Here we go, then. Let's hear it.	0:38:03	0:38:05
DEEP REVERBERATING THUDDING	0:38:05	0:38:09
-Cyberman. -Let's see if you're right.	0:38:09	0:38:11
-Yeah! -Nice one, well done!	0:38:11	0:38:14
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:38:14	0:38:16
Wow, you're good, Mark. You're really, really good!	0:38:16	0:38:18
Well done, guys. It was a Cyberman, which means	0:38:18	0:38:21
you've won this amazing piece of Doctor Who memorabilia -	0:38:21	0:38:25
a signed photo of the show's biggest fan, Yonko!	0:38:25	0:38:29
-Great prize for you, that. -What do you think of that?	0:38:30	0:38:33
-Hee-hee! -Pretty good!	0:38:33	0:38:34
Loves it. He's speechless, look.	0:38:34	0:38:36
Well, that was a fairly easy one for starters, but let's see	0:38:36	0:38:39
how you get on in the next round.	0:38:39	0:38:42
This time, you must identify the character using...	0:38:42	0:38:46
-your eyes! -Yes. Because we are going to be showing you	0:38:46	0:38:49
a close-up of a character.	0:38:49	0:38:51
All you've got to do is tell us...	0:38:51	0:38:53
# Who-o-o... #	0:38:53	0:38:56
..do you think it is? Let's see the picture.	0:38:56	0:38:59
-Ooh, easy. -He says easy! -He says easy!	0:38:59	0:39:01
Mark says easy!	0:39:01	0:39:03
-It's the Ood. -Let's see if you're right.	0:39:03	0:39:06
Yeah!	0:39:07	0:39:09
Yes, it is indeed an Ood, which means you have just	0:39:09	0:39:12
won yourself a selection of Doctor Who goodies!	0:39:12	0:39:15
-Pretty good, hey? -That is good. -Excellent. -All right. Well,	0:39:18	0:39:21
there's still one prize left that you will definitely want to win.	0:39:21	0:39:25
So, onto the final round and this time	0:39:25	0:39:28
-we'll be testing your sense of touch. -Yes!	0:39:28	0:39:31
We're going to be bringing the next character into the studio	0:39:31	0:39:34
and you have to guess...	0:39:34	0:39:35
# Who-o-o... #	0:39:35	0:39:38
..do you think it is, by feeling them.	0:39:38	0:39:40
Now, obviously, with feeling them, you have to be blindfolded.	0:39:40	0:39:44
-Of course. Cover their eyes, will you? -You can do it.	0:39:44	0:39:46
-I'll do it. -There you go. -Get your eyes covered.	0:39:46	0:39:49
Right - time to bring on our secret character.	0:39:49	0:39:53
DOCTOR WHO THEME MUSIC PLAYS	0:39:53	0:39:58
AUDIENCE: Whoo!	0:39:59	0:40:03
OK, guys, the character is next to you.	0:40:04	0:40:06
If you hold out your hands and have a good feel...	0:40:06	0:40:09
-This way, this way. -Colin, you come that way.	0:40:09	0:40:11
-Feel his face, feel his face! -Or hers! -Good one.	0:40:14	0:40:17
-Oh, I know what that is. -Yeah, so do I.	0:40:18	0:40:20
-Ooh! -Ooh! You've both got an idea! -OK.	0:40:20	0:40:22
-All right. -Do you want to do it, Mark? -Go on.	0:40:22	0:40:25
-Who do you think it is? -It's The Silence. -It is.	0:40:25	0:40:27
Interesting. Let's find out if you're right.	0:40:27	0:40:29
Guys, take off your blindfolds.	0:40:29	0:40:31
-Yes! -Whoa!	0:40:31	0:40:33
-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING -Wow!	0:40:35	0:40:37
Guys, that means that you have won tonight's star prize, which is...	0:40:37	0:40:41
-You're still holding my hand! -Sorry!	0:40:41	0:40:43
Actually holding my hand because he's scared!	0:40:43	0:40:45
You have just won tonight's star prize, which is	0:40:45	0:40:48
a Doctor Who day out. You will get to see costumes	0:40:48	0:40:51
from the series, you're going to get to see props, sets...	0:40:51	0:40:54
-Is that all right? -Oh, yeah, that's great!	0:40:54	0:40:56
Ah! Let's hear it for Colin and Mark, everyone!	0:40:56	0:41:00
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:41:00	0:41:03
Now, this show may be called Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up,	0:41:03	0:41:07
but it's you lot that are the real stars of this show.	0:41:07	0:41:09
To prove it, let's take a look at our talented studio audience	0:41:09	0:41:12
doing their best impressions before the show.	0:41:12	0:41:14
Can he go now, please?	0:41:14	0:41:16
Hello, 'arry!	0:41:18	0:41:20
SHE CLUCKS	0:41:20	0:41:21
'aggy!	0:41:22	0:41:23
Oh, boy!	0:41:23	0:41:25
That is the worst thing I have saw in my life!	0:41:25	0:41:30
-Oo-ooh, ah-ah! -I'm Scottish.	0:41:30	0:41:32
Hi, everyone, I'm from Essex.	0:41:32	0:41:34
# Baby, baby, baby, ah! #	0:41:34	0:41:36
It's a no for me!	0:41:37	0:41:38
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:41:38	0:41:41
Now, we've been surprising you lot all day,	0:41:41	0:41:44
but it wouldn't be fair if we got off scot-free.	0:41:44	0:41:46
So, time to find out what's awaiting us inside...	0:41:46	0:41:49
BOTH: ..The Truck Of Luck!	0:41:49	0:41:51
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:41:51	0:41:55
There is something inside this truck, but Mark and I have no idea what.	0:42:04	0:42:08
But whatever it is, we just have to go with it, so here we go.	0:42:08	0:42:12
Mystery guest... BOTH: ..reveal yourself!	0:42:12	0:42:14
-Hello! -Hello. -What's your name?	0:42:18	0:42:20
-Ian Marchant. -Hello, Ian, how are you? -Good, thanks.	0:42:20	0:42:22
-OK, so what...? -Oh! -Oh, now!	0:42:22	0:42:25
Oh, no! You've got plates and you've got poles.	0:42:25	0:42:27
It can mean only one thing!	0:42:27	0:42:29
-Go for it. -Oh...	0:42:29	0:42:31
BANJO AND GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS	0:42:33	0:42:38
AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG	0:42:38	0:42:41
Very good, very good! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:42:47	0:42:50
-OK, so, what's the challenge? -Your challenge, gents,	0:42:50	0:42:53
is to have a plate spin-off.	0:42:53	0:42:55
-Huh-huh! -You're going down, brother.	0:42:55	0:42:57
-You're doing down! -You're going down!	0:42:57	0:42:59
-Ooh, I like the trash talk. -OK, we'd better go and get ready, hadn't we?	0:42:59	0:43:02
The top story tonight - the boys are back.	0:43:03	0:43:06
Sam and Mark fever is taking the world by storm.	0:43:06	0:43:09
Sam and Mark are shamrock-ing Ireland right now...	0:43:09	0:43:12
Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up...	0:43:12	0:43:15
-Breaking news this morning. -That's right, Kimberly.	0:43:15	0:43:18
We have huge news. The very famous Sam and Mark are back.	0:43:18	0:43:20
The very popular show,	0:43:20	0:43:22
with even more pranks and hilarity, taking the world by storm.	0:43:22	0:43:25
We even know about them across the pond.	0:43:25	0:43:27
-..Sam and Mark... -Mark et Sam...	0:43:27	0:43:29
-HE SPEAKS WELSH -..Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.	0:43:29	0:43:32
The big man and the wee man, Sam and Mark.	0:43:32	0:43:35
MAN SPEAKS GERMAN ..es ist Freitag und Sam und Mark...	0:43:35	0:43:38
Sam and Mark are making waves Down Under.	0:43:38	0:43:40
NEWS ANNOUNCERS IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES	0:43:40	0:43:44
Sam and Mark are back!	0:43:44	0:43:45
HUW EDWARDS: Tune in to get the weekend party started.	0:43:45	0:43:48
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:43:48	0:43:51
-I'm looking forward to this. -I don't know if -I -am!	0:43:51	0:43:53
-Ready for our challenge? -Right, OK. Right.	0:43:53	0:43:55
Ian, what exactly is our challenge?	0:43:55	0:43:58
Your challenge, gents, is to get five plates spinning.	0:43:58	0:44:00
You'll each start at one end.	0:44:00	0:44:02
-The person who spins the middle plate first is the winner. -Ah!	0:44:02	0:44:06
There's a time limit if you don't manage it and I'll be the judge.	0:44:06	0:44:09
That is the challenge but how do you lot think we're going to do?	0:44:09	0:44:12
Studio audience, we are going to ask you	0:44:12	0:44:15
to vote for who you think will be best.	0:44:15	0:44:17
You've each got two cards - blue for Sam and pink for me.	0:44:17	0:44:21
So, please, make your decision and...	0:44:22	0:44:25
BOTH: ..raise your cards!	0:44:25	0:44:27
CHEERING	0:44:27	0:44:30
AUDIENCE YELL THEIR NAMES	0:44:33	0:44:35
It's like we're at a One Direction concert or summat!	0:44:35	0:44:38
SHOUTING CONTINUES	0:44:38	0:44:40
-All right, all right. -All right.	0:44:40	0:44:42
-Thank you very much. -Thank you very much.	0:44:42	0:44:44
-I think you win that one. -There's only a few...	0:44:44	0:44:47
-They were obviously watching last series, when you bet me a lot. -OK.	0:44:47	0:44:51
-Let's get started. I'm very excited. -OK.	0:44:51	0:44:54
-Sam, you start this side. -OK. -Mark, you start that side.	0:44:54	0:44:56
Cheers, mate. OK.	0:44:56	0:44:58
-Are you ready, gents? -Yeah, very ready. -Plate in my hand?	0:44:58	0:45:00
-Here we go. Yeah, plates in your hands. -Plates in your hands.	0:45:00	0:45:03
Here we go. Ready, gents? Three, two, one, go!	0:45:03	0:45:06
GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS	0:45:06	0:45:10
AUDIENCE SHOUTS ENCOURAGEMENT	0:45:13	0:45:17
Fine! Plate number two, plate number two!	0:45:21	0:45:23
Yeah!	0:45:25	0:45:28
PLATES SMASH Yeah!	0:45:29	0:45:33
In your face!	0:45:33	0:45:35
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:45:35	0:45:38
That also means that it's a win for anybody	0:45:40	0:45:44
who held up a Sam card. Well done, you're getting yourself a prize!	0:45:44	0:45:47
Sam & Mark's Friday Wind-Up wristbands!	0:45:49	0:45:51
Sorry for all you Mark supporters out there, I let you down.	0:45:51	0:45:54
-I'm so sorry! -I think we should clear this mess up actually.	0:45:54	0:45:57
-We should, definitely. -Yeah.	0:45:57	0:45:59
OK. But while we do, take a look at what happened	0:45:59	0:46:01
when we wound up our studio audience before the show. Nice challenge!	0:46:01	0:46:05
Watch out for the angry plant, audience.	0:46:05	0:46:08
PLANT GROWLS	0:46:08	0:46:10
THEY SCREAM	0:46:11	0:46:13
PLANT GROWLS	0:46:13	0:46:15
PLANT GROWLS	0:46:19	0:46:21
PLANT GROWLS	0:46:24	0:46:26
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:46:29	0:46:33
-Hey! -Yeah! The Finger is back, and it is ready to do some picking.	0:46:33	0:46:37
-Ah, good. Yeah, come on. -Not that kind of picking!	0:46:37	0:46:39
-Silly sausage! -Sorry, sorry!	0:46:39	0:46:42
It's here to pick two families to take part in our grand finale.	0:46:42	0:46:46
What? The one where they can win loads of goodies, including	0:46:46	0:46:48
-tonight's star prize, a generic games console? -The very same!	0:46:48	0:46:51
-Finger Of Fun, find us two families! -Fantastic!	0:46:51	0:46:53
BOTH: Whoa!	0:46:53	0:46:55
# Who's it gonna be?	0:46:59	0:47:01
BOTH: # Who's it gonna be? #	0:47:03	0:47:06
Oh, I think we've got 'em!	0:47:06	0:47:08
-OK. -The Finger has made up its mind,	0:47:08	0:47:10
and our first family are the Bailey family from Scunthorpe!	0:47:10	0:47:14
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:47:14	0:47:17
But who will they be competing against? Off you go, Finger!	0:47:17	0:47:20
# Who's it gonna be?	0:47:22	0:47:24
# Who's it gonna be? Ah, yeah, yeah, yeah! #	0:47:29	0:47:32
Oh!	0:47:34	0:47:36
It's our family from Bolton!	0:47:36	0:47:39
OK, you lot, get yourselves down here, because it's time to play...	0:47:42	0:47:45
BOTH: ..Rotation! Come on down, guys, come on down!	0:47:45	0:47:48
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING	0:47:50	0:47:53
Ladies and gentlemen,	0:47:56	0:47:57
welcome to the only game on TV where you have to rotate	0:47:57	0:48:01
on a joint turntable to avoid getting slimed.	0:48:01	0:48:04
Let's meet our families!	0:48:04	0:48:06
It's the Bailey family! Yeah!	0:48:06	0:48:09
CHEERING	0:48:09	0:48:11
Now, team captain Izabel, tell us who else you've got with you.	0:48:12	0:48:16
-I've got my Auntie Sarah, my mum Kerry and my dad Lee. -Fantastic.	0:48:16	0:48:20
Tell us an interesting fact about yourselves.	0:48:20	0:48:23
We've got three lizards, two boys and one girl,	0:48:23	0:48:27
-and we started to breed them and we've got five babies. -Wow!	0:48:27	0:48:31
-Aw, that's wicked! They're not here with you, are they? -No.	0:48:31	0:48:35
-Oh, that's great. -Scare me, lizards. -OK. Time to meet your opponents.	0:48:35	0:48:39
Yeah!	0:48:43	0:48:45
I like that! Usain... Oh, no, it's not. Oh, yeah, it is Usain.	0:48:45	0:48:49
Nice one. Tiya, team captain, introduce the gang for us.	0:48:49	0:48:52
This is my sister Maya, this is my mum Ragene,	0:48:52	0:48:55
-and this is my dad, Roni. -It's lovely to have you.	0:48:55	0:48:58
-Guys, why do you deserve to win? -Cos we're awesome. -Ooh, I like it!	0:48:58	0:49:02
I like it. OK, well, here is how the game works.	0:49:02	0:49:05
-Above our families is something that we like to call... -The Tank...	0:49:05	0:49:09
-..Of Terror! -Ooh!	0:49:09	0:49:11
DRAMATIC MUSIC	0:49:11	0:49:13
Argh!	0:49:13	0:49:14
Yes, all through the game,	0:49:16	0:49:17
this tank will be slowly filling up with slime.	0:49:17	0:49:20
Meanwhile, our teams will be directly below it	0:49:20	0:49:22
answering a series of questions.	0:49:22	0:49:24
If they get one right, they will spin around away from the tank	0:49:24	0:49:27
and into the Safe Zone.	0:49:27	0:49:28
Just like that.	0:49:29	0:49:31
But if they continue to get them wrong, they stay right here in...	0:49:31	0:49:36
-The Danger... -Zone!	0:49:36	0:49:38
Yeah. Yeah, I know.	0:49:41	0:49:43
The aim of the game is to stay out of this zone,	0:49:43	0:49:45
because when the tank fills up to the black line...	0:49:45	0:49:47
The team underneath will get covered in slime! Ha, ha, ha!	0:49:47	0:49:51
One of you's going to get covered in slime! Ha, ha, ha!	0:49:51	0:49:54
-Calm down, calm down. Sam! No pressure on you, then. -Ha, ha! -OK.	0:49:54	0:49:58
-Bailey family, you'll be going first. Are you ready? -Yeah.	0:49:58	0:50:02
SAM AND MARK GIGGLE	0:50:02	0:50:03
Good luck to both families. Here we go. Start the slime.	0:50:03	0:50:06
How are Niall, Zayn, Liam, Louis and Harry collectively better known?	0:50:06	0:50:10
-One Direction. -Correct. Rotate.	0:50:10	0:50:12
-Who wrote the Tracy Beaker books? -Jacqueline Wilson. -Correct! Rotate.	0:50:12	0:50:19
Who replaced Chris Moyles in 2012 as presenter	0:50:19	0:50:21
of the Radio One Breakfast Show?	0:50:21	0:50:23
-Come on, come on! Who is it? -What's his name?	0:50:23	0:50:27
-Quick! -Nick Grimshaw. -Nick Grimshaw! Correct! Rotate.	0:50:27	0:50:31
-What is the name of the Korean rapper who sang Gangnam Style? -PSY.	0:50:31	0:50:35
-PSY, I'll give you that. Rotate! -Whoo!	0:50:35	0:50:38
In which continent would you find the River Nile?	0:50:38	0:50:41
-Africa. -Correct. Rotate! Who sang the lyrics, "Baby, baby, baby, ooh"?	0:50:41	0:50:47
-Justin Bieber. -Correct! Rotate! Oh-ho-ho, it's getting close!	0:50:47	0:50:51
-Which actor played Ron Weasley in the Harry Potter movies? -Ugh.	0:50:51	0:50:54
-Rupert Grint. -Rupert Grint! Correct! Rotate!	0:50:54	0:50:58
Name all five members of The Wanted!	0:50:58	0:51:00
-Er... -Oh! Erm... -Erm... Z... Z... Z... Z....	0:51:00	0:51:05
Incorrect. Next question. Which breed of dog does the Queen own?	0:51:05	0:51:09
-Corgi! -Corgi! Correct! Rotate!	0:51:09	0:51:13
-Who performed the title song to the James Bond movie Skyfall? -Adele.	0:51:13	0:51:17
Correct! Rotate!	0:51:17	0:51:19
Woo-hoo-hoo! It's getting close! What kind of fish was Nemo in the movie...	0:51:19	0:51:23
Goldfish.	0:51:23	0:51:24
MAYA SCREAMS	0:51:26	0:51:27
CHEERING	0:51:28	0:51:29
Ha-ha!	0:51:32	0:51:34
-I'm so sorry! -Please!	0:51:34	0:51:36
Please, let's take a look at that in slow-mo.	0:51:36	0:51:41
CHEERING	0:51:41	0:51:42
-Guys, unlucky. How are you feeling? -Wet.	0:51:46	0:51:49
LAUGHTER	0:51:49	0:51:50
And cold. Bless you.	0:51:50	0:51:51
That means the Bailey family are going through to the final round.	0:51:51	0:51:54
Let me tell them. Bailey family, well done. High fives all round!	0:51:54	0:51:58
Go on, go and get yourselves ready. Go on. There you go.	0:51:58	0:52:01
Don't worry, you're not going home empty-handed.	0:52:01	0:52:04
-You can take as much slime as you like. -Hey!	0:52:04	0:52:07
But we are also going to give you some	0:52:07	0:52:10
Sam & Mark Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.	0:52:10	0:52:12
-Is that all right? -Yeah. -Have you had a good day? -Yeah. -Brilliant!	0:52:12	0:52:15
SAM AND MARK LAUGH	0:52:15	0:52:16
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for them!	0:52:16	0:52:19
CHEERING	0:52:19	0:52:20
It's now time for the Bailey family to win some amazing prizes	0:52:21	0:52:25
as we play Stuck On You.	0:52:25	0:52:27
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:52:27	0:52:29
Playing this game for the Bailey family, it's Izabel and Sarah.	0:52:37	0:52:40
-How are you feeling, guys? -OK... -Great! -That's what we like to see!	0:52:40	0:52:44
Right, here are the rules.	0:52:44	0:52:46
The Wind-Up audience are armed with hundreds of balls.	0:52:46	0:52:49
Hold up your balls, everyone!	0:52:49	0:52:50
-AUDIENCE: -Whoo!	0:52:50	0:52:52
There we go. You have to run around and catch as many of those balls,	0:52:52	0:52:55
-using your sticky suit. Understand? -Yeah. -Yeah.	0:52:55	0:52:59
At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls	0:52:59	0:53:02
and see what prizes you qualify for.	0:53:02	0:53:03
More than 20 balls, represented by this yellow line here,	0:53:03	0:53:06
will win you all these lovely board games.	0:53:06	0:53:09
AUDIENCE: Whoo!	0:53:09	0:53:10
More than 40 balls, which is represented by this blue line,	0:53:11	0:53:14
will get you the board games and a family day out at a theme park!	0:53:14	0:53:19
AUDIENCE: Whoo!	0:53:19	0:53:20
Not cheap these days, not cheap.	0:53:20	0:53:22
And more than 60 balls, which is represented by the red line,	0:53:22	0:53:25
will win you the board games, the day out at the theme park	0:53:25	0:53:29
and tonight's Star Prize, a games console!	0:53:29	0:53:32
AUDIENCE: Whoo!	0:53:32	0:53:33
-Now, Izabel and Sarah, are you ready? -Yes! -Yes, so focused!	0:53:35	0:53:40
Don't know about Sarah but you know!	0:53:40	0:53:42
-Lee and Kerry, how do you reckon they're going to do? -Brilliantly.	0:53:42	0:53:45
Awesome, that's what we like to hear.	0:53:45	0:53:47
-Could you please take your positions? -Good luck, girls.	0:53:47	0:53:49
-Good luck. -Best of luck to you.	0:53:49	0:53:53
All right. In three, two, one. Audience, let them have it!	0:53:54	0:53:59
Yeah, yeah, yeah!	0:53:59	0:54:01
AUDIENCE SCREAMS AND CHEERS	0:54:01	0:54:04
Get on the floor! Get on the floor!	0:54:07	0:54:09
Come on! Come on!	0:54:11	0:54:12
KLAXON	0:54:13	0:54:15
Time's up! Come over here, guys.	0:54:15	0:54:17
Come on, Izabel. Come on. Come on, lovely.	0:54:17	0:54:20
-Nice work. Come over here. -OK, let's start counting up these balls.	0:54:22	0:54:26
-Here we go. -Here we go.	0:54:26	0:54:29
-You've done so well. -Oh.	0:54:30	0:54:33
-Looks like the board games. -You got the board games! -Come on.	0:54:33	0:54:36
We can do this, we can do this. How you getting on, Sam?	0:54:36	0:54:40
-That's you done, that's you done. Come on. -OK.	0:54:40	0:54:43
Almost getting the theme park tickets. Come on, you can do this!	0:54:43	0:54:47
Oh! Come on.	0:54:47	0:54:49
CHEERING	0:54:49	0:54:51
-That's the theme park. -Yeah!	0:54:51	0:54:53
-Nice work, guys. -Well done!	0:54:53	0:54:56
-Hey! -All right!	0:54:56	0:54:57
You've won the board games and the theme park tickets.	0:54:58	0:55:01
-Congratulations. Have you had a good day? -Yes! -Brilliant. -Brilliant.	0:55:01	0:55:04
-Well done. -Yeah! -Give a massive round of applause. -Yay!	0:55:04	0:55:07
OK.	0:55:10	0:55:11
It is almost time for us to wind up the show, but not before	0:55:11	0:55:13
we've said a massive thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight.	0:55:13	0:55:16
-And of course, Ian the plate spinner. -Yeah, the plate spinner!	0:55:16	0:55:20
-Yay! -He was great.	0:55:20	0:55:22
We shall see you next time, but right now, playing us out,	0:55:22	0:55:25
it's the fantastic Matt Cardle!	0:55:25	0:55:27
CHEERING	0:55:27	0:55:28
# Tell me you want me	0:55:35	0:55:37
# You're thinking that you'll walk back in my life again	0:55:39	0:55:43
# Saying you need me	0:55:43	0:55:46
# I've been hearing stories from mistaken friends	0:55:47	0:55:52
# And someone said you sold me out	0:55:52	0:55:55
# You sold me out	0:55:55	0:55:56
# I try to shut it out	0:55:56	0:55:58
# But it's too late	0:55:58	0:56:01
# All those tears I watched you fake	0:56:01	0:56:05
# Thinking I was doing you wrong	0:56:05	0:56:08
# And now I hear it's my mistake	0:56:09	0:56:13
# Cos you were never sleeping alone	0:56:13	0:56:16
# When you were my girl	0:56:16	0:56:18
# When you were my girl	0:56:21	0:56:24
# I told you I was sorry	0:56:25	0:56:27
# How could you lie so easily right to the end?	0:56:29	0:56:34
# You want to hold me, yeah	0:56:34	0:56:36
# But I don't find it that easy to pretend	0:56:38	0:56:43
# And someone said you sold me out	0:56:43	0:56:45
# You sold me out	0:56:45	0:56:47
# I try to shut it out	0:56:47	0:56:49
# But it's too late	0:56:49	0:56:51
# All those tears I watched you fake	0:56:51	0:56:55
# Thinking I was doing you wrong	0:56:55	0:57:00
# And now I hear it's my mistake	0:57:00	0:57:04
# Cos you were never sleeping alone	0:57:04	0:57:07
# When you were my girl	0:57:07	0:57:09
# When you were my girl	0:57:11	0:57:14
# When you were my girl	0:57:15	0:57:20
# Ah-oooo	0:57:20	0:57:22
# When you were mine	0:57:22	0:57:25
# So all those tears I watched you fake	0:57:25	0:57:29
# Thinking I was doing you wrong	0:57:29	0:57:32
# Now I hear it's my mistake	0:57:34	0:57:37
# Cos you were never sleeping alone	0:57:37	0:57:41
# When you were my girl	0:57:41	0:57:42
# All those tears I watched you fake	0:57:42	0:57:46
# Thinking I was doing you wrong	0:57:46	0:57:50
# And now I hear it's my mistake	0:57:50	0:57:54
# Cos you were never sleeping alone	0:57:54	0:57:57
# When you were my girl	0:57:57	0:57:59
# When you were my girl	0:58:02	0:58:04
# When you were my girl	0:58:06	0:58:09
# Oh-oh-ho. #	0:58:11	0:58:14
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:58:16	0:58:17

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