Episode 9 Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

-Mark, are you ready for tonight's show?

-Suppose so.

-Hey!

-What's up, big guy?

-I'm just fed up.

Why do I always have to play the fool

and you are always the smart one?

Mark, don't take it personally.

It's just the cards that nature dealt us.

Don't worry about it, you!

-Can we not just swap just once?

-Never going to happen.

Listen, this formula between me and you,

it works. I'm the funny one,

I'm the good-looking one, I'm the smart one.

You're never going to catch me falling over

to try and get a cheap laugh.

Whoa!

Well, well, well,

how the tide has turned.

Looks like Mark Rhodes isn't playing the fool any more.

Whoa!

THEY GROAN

Run the titles.

MUSIC: "Jerk It Out" by Caesars

# Wind me up

# Wind me up, put me down start me up and watch me

# It's easy once you know how it's done... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Big Friday Wind-Up.

My name is Beth and I'm here to introduce your hosts.

They're almost as cool as me.

It's Sam and Mark!

CHEERING

MUSIC: "20th Century Boy" by T. Rex

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Oh, yeah! Come on! Come on!

Yeah!

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

Yes!

CHEERING AND WHOOPING

If you want prizes, surprises, games and big names,

then this is the show for you.

If you don't, well,

maybe you should be watching The One Show or something.

Yeah, something like that.

Welcome to Big Friday Wind-Up, the show where anything can happen.

Ladies and gentlemen, have we got a show for you tonight.

Someone in our studio audience will get the surprise of their life,

and they are "knot" expecting it.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

-SAM: Intriguing.

And wait till you see what happened

when Lawson went undercover to fool some of their biggest fans.

I need to ask you this question now -

favourite band member and why.

-Adam Pitts.

-The drummer extraordinaire.

-He's good-looking and...

-He's a dreamboat, isn't he?

-Yeah.

Can't... Can't wait for that.

And there's even more celebrity action,

because we'll be chatting to The Overtones

and there's music from TiCH!

WHOOPING

We are spoiling you tonight, but right now,

it's time to meet our studio audience.

LAUGHTER

Right, I am going to come and speak...

to you, Chris.

Hello, Chris, how are you doing?

-Fine, thank you.

-Are you enjoying the show so far?

-Yeah.

Excellent, it's lovely to have you. Is this your dad?

-Yeah.

-Hi, Dad. How are you doing, Dad?

-I'm fine.

-Bill, isn't it?

It's nice to meet you, Bill, it's nice to meet you.

Now, Chris, we've heard that your dad is a little embarrassing

in the school playground.

-Yeah.

-What does he do?

-Wears my hair band.

He wears your hair band?!

No disrespect, Bill, but...why?

I had a bit more hair at the time.

Oh, OK, so you don't do it any more?

-I might do.

-Oh! This must be pretty embarrassing.

-Yeah.

-Oh, how does it make you feel?

-Embarrassed.

-Good.

-All my friends are there, and the teachers.

You do it in front of friends and teachers, Bill?

-It's the best way.

-Bless you!

That is pretty embarrassing. Mark, can you beat it?

Oh, yeah, I can.

Ho-ho, I can, because I am going to come and speak to...

..you, Joe. How are you doing, mate?

Well.

-Are you doing well?

-Yep.

-Fantastic.

Well, I hear that your mum,

who is sitting next to you, Cath, I believe...

-Hello, Cath, are you all right?

-Hello, I'm all right, thanks.

-Good.

I hear that your mum, Cath, embarrasses you in the playground.

-What does she do, Joe?

-She gives me kisses in front of all my friends.

That's not cool, Cath!

Oh, what, like big, sloppy kisses?

-Yeah.

-No!

Not... Sloppy kiss, like, on the face?

Oh.

Oh, that's so cute! I'll have one, thanks.

I'll have one.

I didn't think that was embarrassing at all, mate, to be honest.

Sam, can you do any better?

I'm not sure, mate, because the trouble is

we really need some concrete proof

about how embarrassing your parents are.

If only we had some incriminating video footage of someone.

What's that? We do? Interesting. Does anybody recognise this person?

MUSIC: "Best Song Ever" by One Direction

LAUGHTER

Hi, Rhiannon. How are you doing, Rhiannon? Are you all right?

-I'm all right.

-So do you recognise that person?

-Yes.

-Who was it?

-He's my

-dad. It was your dad?!

What?!

-Is him dancing like that a regular occurrence?

-Yes.

It is? Oh, no.

Why does he do this and what goes through your head

when he's dancing like that?

Um...

-I just feel embarrassed.

-Does he do it all the time?

-Most of the time.

-Oh, no. And where is your dad today, Rhiannon?

-He's in Oxford.

-He's in Oxford?

Interesting.

Well, at least we've all already seen him dance on video,

so we know that he's not going to be coming through

those doors right now, don't we?

Oh...

I'm afraid he is.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Rhiannon's dad.

It's Gavin, everyone!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I'm in the mood for dancing

# Romancing

# You know I shan't ever stop tonight

# I'm in the mood for chancing

# I feel like dancing

# From my head to my toes

# Take me again

# Heaven knows

# Just where it will end, so dance

# Come on and dance

# Yeah, let's dance

# Dance

# Yeah, let's dance

# Ooh, let's dance

# Dance. #

-CHEERING

-Come here, you.

Oh, Gavin, thank you.

Thank you so much, so much for that.

Rhiannon, what did you think of that?

-Embarrassing.

-LAUGHTER

Don't worry, because now is your chance

to get your own back on your dad.

Gavin, you need to go and get yourself ready.

Rhiannon, you need to come with me,

cos it's time to play Dad-Pin Bowling.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome to Dad-Pin Bowling. It's just like ten-pin bowling...

But instead of a bowl, we're going to be using Rhiannon's dad.

Rhiannon, are you ready to see your dad

like you've never seen him before?

-Yes.

-Fantastic!

Audience, are you ready?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

-In that case...

-BOTH:

-Bring on the dad!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: "(Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher And Higher" Jackie Wilson

Hey-hey! Give him a wave, Rhiannon.

Hammer time! Gavin, how are you feeling?

-Suspended.

-Suspended, good answer.

OK, Rhiannon, this is a very simple game.

You have to use the controls in front of you to determine

how far back your dad goes before we release him, OK?

-OK.

-Fantastic.

-If Gavin manages to get all the skittles down in one go...

-Strike!

-..or two goes...

-A spare!

-..Rhiannon, you will win a prize.

-Yeah!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

But if he doesn't, Rhiannon gets to foam him anyway,

so either way, you're a winner!

Yes!

-Sound good? Sound good?

-Yes, it does.

-But wait! Wait a minute!

That's not all.

You may have noticed there's a very special golden skittle.

HEAVENLY MUSIC

It's very special.

If that gets knocked down,

every member of our studio audience wins a prize.

What do you think about that?

CHEERING

They love it, they love it.

Dad, let's turn you round, let's get you facing them skittles.

Here we go.

Come here, give us a cuddle.

A cuddle, you. Here we go.

-Right.

-Good luck, Gavin. OK, he's ready.

All right, in that case, in three, two, one...

-BOTH:

-Wind up your dad!

OK, audience, where should we take him?

-AUDIENCE:

-To the top!

Carol Kirkwood, where should we take him?

To the top!

-Rhiannon, are you happy where your dad is?

-Yes.

-Fantastic.

All right, without further ado,

-let's...

-BOTH:

-..release the dad!

Go for it, Dad, come on!

CHEERING

Yes!

Strike!

I think we should take a look at a slow-mo of that.

Well done, Dad.

That means you have just won, Rhiannon, tonight's star prize -

a digital camera!

And, also, the gold skittle went down,

so every member of our studio audience wins a prize!

Yes, a lollipop!

And you know what, Rhiannon, because we're mean,

we're going to foam him anyway.

Bring on the Foaminator!

CHEERING

-All right, Dad.

-Rhiannon, let's get you in position. You hold that.

-Here we go.

-Well done, Dad. Great strike.

-Get out the way, Sam.

-BOTH:

-Here we go, in three, two, one, foam him!

CHEERING

Right in his face, right in his face!

Excellent!

Gavin, how are you feeling now?

GAVIN SPLUTTERS, LAUGHTER

-Have you had a good day, guys?

-Yes.

-You've been awesome.

Let's hear it for Rhiannon and her dad, Gavin, everyone.

CHEERING

-Yeah!

-Fantastic.

Right now, it's time to meet our very special guests - it's The Overtones!

CHEERING

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Bring it in.

The Overtones, good to have you on the show. Are you enjoying it so far?

OVERTONES: Yeah! SAM: Excellent, nice one.

-Now, Mike.

-Yes.

When you were on your way to the dressing room earlier,

Sam and I, we gave you a little bit of a scare, didn't we?

Uh, you did, you did. Completely unexpected.

Really? Audience, do you want to see what we're talking about?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

-SAM: Run VT.

I'll put it on this chair here.

If you just sign that there.

Now, I don't think you've seen the series before.

-It's Friday Wind-Up, it's series three.

-Yep.

-ROARING

-Oh, God!

LAUGHTER

-I'm sorry, mate. I'm sorry.

-That is so good!

Whoa-ah!

That is amazing.

Now, guys, you spend a lot of time touring together.

Do you ever wind each other up?

-Actually, it's our team that wind us up.

-Really?

Yeah, they sometimes put stuff in our shoes or hide our jackets

-and there's all mayhem going on.

-Putting stuff in your shoes, though?

-That's not cool!

-It's not cool.

-Especially when you're singers.

You'll be like... HIGH-PITCHED: .."Aaaah!"

I think it probably helps you hit the high notes.

Guys, your genre of music is actually known as doo-wop.

What does that actually mean, for anyone who doesn't know?

Doo-wop actually comes from the '40s and '50s and it's basically a time

when a lot of people didn't have the money to buy instruments and things,

so doo-wop was the sound that people used to make,

groups like us used to make

to create the instruments in their group.

-It's basically a vintage style of music.

-TUNEFULLY:

-A-doo-wop.

-LAUGHTER

-There you go.

-TUNEFULLY:

-A-doo-wop.

That's quite bassy, but, Darren, you do the falsetto.

-HIGH-PITCHED:

-A-doo-wop.

-LAUGHTER

-I'm the macho one.

How do you get your voice so high?

Get someone to kick me.

-LAUGHTER HIGH-PITCHED:

-Ahh!

How do you do it? What's the technique that you do?

I don't know how you describe how you use the falsetto.

Go on, tell them - it's called falsetto,

but when you were a teenager, you went to the singing teacher

and you said...

.."I want to learn how to do a stiletto."

LAUGHTER

IN AMERICAN ACCENT: That's a whole different type of singing.

He looked at me and laughed in my face, so that was good.

It's very tall singing.

"I want to stiletto." "Oh, here you are."

You guys, when you sing together,

your harmonies are absolutely amazing.

We've heard these guys backstage earlier on today

and they sound absolutely beautiful together.

-Mark is genuinely pretty good at harmonies.

-Don't big me up too much.

Sorry, mate. I'm terrible at them. Could you teach us?

How do you actually do it?

-Shall we sing a little ditty?

-Yeah!

-Please!

We'll sing you a little ditty and feel free to join in.

-Lovely, yeah.

-Please join in in an in-tune harmony.

That's true, yeah.

-We'll give it a go. Let's stand up.

-This is exciting, isn't it?

We're going to sing you a little mashup,

which is Saturday Night At The Movies into Pretty Woman.

-Ooh!

-Join in.

# Well

# Saturday night at the movies

# Who cares what picture you see

# When you're hugging with your baby

# Last row of the balcony. #

# Oh, pretty woman

# Walking down the street

# Pretty woman

# The kind I'd like to meet

# Pretty woman

# I don't believe you You're not the truth

# No-one could look as good as you

# Whoa-oh

# Pretty woman. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-That was amazing.

-That was amazing.

So, basically, you've learned now, right? You can do it really well.

I didn't want to ruin that at all.

I looked like I was singing it, but I was clapping it.

You're like a cheerleader. "Oh, yeah..."

So are you best mates now?

-You've been together for so long.

-We're like brothers, you know?

We have little squabbles,

but we're great friends and we enjoy each other's company,

-so that's always a bonus.

-Who was the painter and decorator?

-It was awful.

-We all chipped in to do it.

Me and Mike had the initial idea to set up a business,

just so that we can work together and find time to rehearse,

basically, and that's how we got our lucky break,

getting spotted singing on the street on a tea break.

-That's so cool!

-True story.

-Darren, what's your favourite shade of paint?

-Mine is Tuscan terracotta.

-Oh, magnolia.

Oh, really? I just did my downstairs kitchen... Downstairs kitchen?!

I don't have an upstairs kitchen!

How big is your house?

That makes me sound like I've got a really massive house.

LAUGHTER I haven't!

I just did my kitchen in magnolia. It's lovely, a very warm colour.

Three-Coats Nixon, that's what they call me. Yeah.

-Are we done?

-Sorry, carry on!

I've got an interesting question, an important question.

-You're all very handsome.

-Very handsome.

-Sorry, I'm taken.

I want to know who you think is the most handsome in the band.

Oh, interesting.

I think it has to be the one with the hair and cheekbones over there.

You do look like you've been carved out of stone.

You look like an Action Man figure.

Do you know what? I get a lot of stick about my hair...

-I love your hair.

-No, don't touch it.

LAUGHTER

That's amazing!

Yeah, that's fair enough. I deserve it a lot of the time.

It's truly beautiful.

Thank you.

Stop it!

You've been touching his hair!

Well, guys, you've been absolutely fantastic.

Give it up for The Overtones.

CHEERING

-Aw. Don't touch it!

-Don't touch it.

OK, in just a few moments, we'll see what happened

when Lawson wound up some of their biggest fans.

But, before that,

take a look at what we did to our studio audience before the show.

-What are we like!

-Get off!

These people have been told to fill out a form,

but look what Chimpy's up to directly above their heads.

SHE SHRIEKS

THEY SHUDDER

LAUGHTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Yay!

-Please say hello to Victoria, Lauren and Michaela.

Yeah!

-Welcome to the show, girls. Are you enjoying it so far?

-GIRLS:

-Yeah.

-Fantastic.

-Good, thanks for being here.

Now, you three are slightly fond, shall we say, of a certain group.

-Who might that be? GIRLS:

-Lawson.

-Lawson! I love Lawson.

-Yeah, big mates, they are.

And just how much do you like them?

-GIRLS:

-A lot.

-A lot? Between one and ten?

-GIRLS:

-100.

-Not possible, but...

-Pretty good.

We can see that you really like them,

-cos you've even got a Lawson necklace on today.

-Wow!

-Awesome!

-That's awesome.

When Mark and I found out about this,

we thought you'd be the perfect victims for one of our wind-ups.

And, of course, we got the Lawson boys to help us out.

Shall we take a look at what happened?

-Yeah!

-OK, girls, look down camera two and do the honours.

One, two, three...

-GIRLS:

-Run VT!

Hi, we're Lawson, and today we're going to be surprising

three of our biggest fans.

One sec, mate. Mark?

-Isn't there somewhere you've got to be?

-Oh, sorry, lads.

I won't let you down. I'm off to get the girls, yeah?

We've come to Brighton to give three unsuspecting fans

the surprise of their lives.

Hello, girls.

-How are you doing?

-GIRLS:

-Oh, my God!

Come over here, come over here.

Yes, I'm Mark and... Oh, Lawson T-shirts, interesting.

Isn't it true that you filled in an application form

on the CBBC website?

-Yeah, I did!

-Did you? And you're a superfan of Lawson?

-Yeah!

-You all love Lawson?

-GIRLS:

-Yeah.

-Amazing.

You're very lucky,

because you've been chosen for a new CBBC show called Superfan.

We're going to interview you about why you're such massive Lawson fans.

We're going to take you into their dressing room.

Unfortunately, Lawson are not going to be there,

but are you up for that?

Are you up for a chat about why you're massive Lawson fans?

-GIRLS:

-Yeah!

You all look so scared!

Don't worry! All right, off we go, then, girls. Come on, let's go.

So our massive Lawson fans head to the venue

thinking that they're going to be filming a special backstage item

for a new Superfan programme.

What the girls don't know is that the camera crew

are actually Lawson themselves.

We've dressed them up in some ridiculous disguises,

so the girls have no idea it's them.

Don't believe us? See, there's Andy,

Adam,

Ryan

and Joel.

Looking good, guys.

The room is set, Lawson are in place.

There's only one thing for it -

let the smarking commence.

Superfans, see?

Sit on here, girls.

-The man will go through everything.

-You'll be fine.

-Just going to ask you a few questions and stuff.

-OK.

Cameras are running.

-Action.

-Welcome, girls, to CBBC's brand-new show, Superfans.

Now, you're massive Lawson superfans, are you not?

-GIRLS:

-Yeah.

-Yes, you are.

So how big a superfan are you?

What's your favourite Lawson song?

-The Girl I Knew On Chapman Square.

-Lovely.

-It's amazing.

How does that go again?

I can't sing it!

I'll sing it with you, cos I really like Lawson myself,

so how does it start?

Yeah, it's, well...

# The girl I knew

# Always made me smile... #

Oh, beautiful ballad. What about Stand In The Dark?

-Got to love Stand In The Dark.

-GIRLS:

-Oh, that's amazing.

# Standing in the dark

# Dancing on the table... #

Hey, that's good singing. That's really good.

OK, so, I need to ask you this question now.

Favourite band member and why.

Well, I think I love Andy, because, Andy, he's the main singer.

I think he write...

They all write the songs and he's just so talented

-and he's been through a lot.

-Yeah, yeah.

-Especially, when he was younger, cos he had the brain tumour.

-Of course.

That's why they're called Lawson, because who saved the brain tumour?

He was called Dr Lawson.

Hey, that is superfan knowledge right there.

-And, like, he basically started the band.

-Yeah.

-Lauren, what about yourself? Who's your favourite?

-Adam Pitts.

The drummer extraordinaire?

-He's good-looking...

-He is, he's a dreamboat, isn't he?

-Yeah, and he's good at playing drums.

-Yeah.

-I see you've got Lawson T-shirts.

-We've got necklaces on as well.

Lawson necklaces as well? I can't believe how big superfans you are!

What would it be like if you were, you know, with them?

-I couldn't imagine that.

-Really?

-No.

-Really?

-I'd be speechless.

-Would you really?

-Just scream.

-Really?

The girls have no idea they're about to come face to face with Lawson.

This is going to be brilliant.

Well, I think you've proved yourself to be massive Lawson superfans,

I've got to say.

-Your singing was fantastic.

-Really?!

-I loved it.

-Thank you so much.

-We had a sing together.

Thank you.

What would it actually mean to you to meet Lawson in person

and actually speak to them properly?

-I'd scream, I don't know...

-Really?

-You wouldn't know what to do?

-Speechless.

-Run out the door.

What if I was to tell you that you've already met them...

..and they've been here all along?

LAUGHTER

THEY SHRIEK

Oh, my God!

I think it's fair to say the girls are blown away

by meeting their heroes - Lawson.

But the surprises don't stop there.

We've got something else to tell you.

Well, the lads have got something else to tell you, actually.

It's very exciting.

As well as meeting us,

we thought we might play you a little special performance downstairs,

a secret little something for you guys.

-THEY GASP

-How does that sound?

Oh, it's amazing!

Because you're not actually on a Superfan show.

You probably know that by now.

You're actually on Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

LAUGHTER

You got us thinking...

I know, I'm sorry.

The girls have been smarked. How are you feeling, good?

Amazing, out of this world. Whoo!

Come on, bring it on.

I heard you saying I was your favourite member as well.

I love Joel as well!

Joel, I love you as well!

To be fair, it was a tricky question,

but, girls, are you ready for your performance?

-GIRLS: Yeah!

-And the lads? Come on, lads, let's do it!

The girls have been well and truly smarked,

so now it's time for that special treat -

a performance just for them.

MUSIC: "Juliet"

THEY SHRIEK

# People stop to turn and stare

# Everywhere she goes

# Dollar signs and crimson hair

# She will steal your soul

# Set her sights on billionaires

# All she wants is gold

# She is straight up rock'n'roll

# I'm telling you she knows

# She know oh oh oh ee oh oh

# She know oh oh oh ee oh oh

# Nobody does it like Juliet

# Juliet, what you do to me

# The way she does it is criminal

# Physical and it's killing me

# No denying these allegations

# She know oh oh oh ee oh oh

# Nobody does it like Juliet

# Juliet, you are haunting me

# Pulls you with her perfect smile

# Pretty soon you're done

# One more sucker pays the price

# Thinking you're the one

# Many men have tried and failed

# Captured by her hold

# Stay away from Juliet

# You will lose control

# She know oh oh oh ee oh oh

# She know oh oh oh ee oh oh

# Nobody does it like Juliet

# Juliet, what you do to me

# The way she does it is criminal

# Physical and it's killing me

# No denying these allegations

# She know oh oh oh ee oh oh

# Nobody does it like Juliet

# Juliet, you are haunting me

# She know oh oh oh ee oh oh

# She know oh oh oh ee oh oh

# She know oh oh oh ee oh oh

# She know oh oh oh ee oh oh

# One, two, three, four

# Nobody does it like Juliet

# Juliet, what you do to me

# The way she does it is criminal

# Physical and it's killing me

# No denying these allegations

# She know oh oh oh ee oh oh

# Nobody does it like Juliet

# Juliet, you are haunting me... #

THEY CHEER Thank you!

-Sound good, guys, yeah?

-You were really amazing.

Honestly, you're so talented.

Yeah!

This is amazing.

-Thanks so much, it means a lot.

-Can we get some photos?

Yeah, I'd love to, thank you.

So the girls get some photos and a few more hugs to remind them

of their amazing day.

-So that's what you call a wind-up, guys.

-Yeah!

Back to you in the studio. See you in a bit!

CHEERING

How amazing was that, meeting Lawson?

-Yeah, it was so good, like, brilliant.

-Amazing.

-Aw, you were so good.

-You really were.

Were you suspicious at any point whilst you were in that room?

We were just focusing on Mark.

We just wanted to get it done, we were so nervous, but excited

and we were just oblivious of what was going on around us, literally.

I'm a bit upset that you didn't question where was I!

Got your own show! Ditched me!

Got your own show, have you?

It's a bit awkward, girls.

Did you not think the crew looked a bit strange with those funny beards?

They did, yeah. They definitely did. We did get a bit suspicious.

We were thinking, "They look a bit strange.

"Is something going on here?"

What was going through your heads the moment when Mark said,

"The lads are actually in the room," and they revealed themselves?

I don't know. I think we just blocked it out.

We went blank, I think.

All of us were just shell-shocked, we were so speechless at the time.

You were like this...

HE SHRIEKS SHRILLY

How was it when they performed for you?

That was so good.

I haven't had anything like that.

I've been to loads of concerts but nothing like that, literally.

-You were all singing along to it as well!

-Yeah.

It was amazing, it was your own private concert.

-Not many people get that.

-Oh, it was so good.

Nice one, brilliant.

Hey, wouldn't it be funny

if we played that same trick on you right now and told you

that one of these cameramen was Andy from Lawson

on camera two right there.

It's not. It's not, actually. It's just Keith. It's Keith.

-Hi, Keith.

-All right, Keith?

-Round of a applause for Keith, everyone.

You're really mean!

-That was so mean!

-Sorry.

-I had to, I had to.

-You've been the greatest sports ever.

Please give it up for Victoria, Lauren and Michaela...

-Thank you so much!

-You're welcome.

-You're welcome.

-Well done, girls, aren't they great?

And there is still loads more to come today. Don't believe us?

Take a look at this.

The surprises haven't stopped on Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

Someone's hiding in one of these tents,

but could it really be Niall from One Direction?

A family's going to get slimed when we play TV's messiest game,

Rotation.

And if that isn't enough, we'll also have music from TiCH.

# But I know I will never be the same

# Yeah... #

We interrupt this programme

with an urgent appeal.

There are two desperate presenters

who desperately need your help.

Desperately.

This is Sam.

This is Mark.

They've been together for ten joyless years.

People said it would never work.

It didn't.

They're not lucky enough to have all the things that you and I have.

Our looks, talent or even personalities.

And that's why they need your help.

Just one hour is all it will take to make these boys feel wanted.

One hour to make a real difference.

MUSIC: "Fix You" by Coldplay

-They need your help.

-Just one hour is all it will take.

So, please tune in and change their lives.

HE LAUGHS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Finger Of Fun!

-Oh, brilliant!

Oh, Finger, can you sort me out? I've got some broccoli in my teeth.

SQUEAKING

-There's no time for that!

-Sorry.

-Finger's got a job to do.

Finger Of Fun, find us someone!

CHEERING

# Who's it going to be?

# Who's it going to be? It may be you!

# Who's it going to be? Ah-ah, yeah! #

Oh! The Finger has found his target. What is your name?

-Annie.

-Annie.

Well, get yourself down here, Annie,

because it's time to play The Prize Surprise.

Come on down!

CHEERING

All right.

Ah, Annie, Annie, Annie,

why do you think that we've brought you down here this evening?

-I don't know.

-She doesn't know!

Well, Annie, we wanted to talk to you about your dad.

THEY LAUGH

Now, we've heard that he's a big kid at heart and in fact,

he thinks he's a teenager, is that right?

-Yes.

-Yeah.

Didn't he get a toy recently that he likes to go on about?

-Yes.

-What's that?

-His skateboard.

-BOTH:

-Skateboard?! Woo-hoo.

We might have a photo of him on that very skateboard,

shall we have a look?

-There he is.

-Look at that! LAUGHTER

He looks great! What do you think of that?

-I don't like it.

-LAUGHTER

I think he looks quite good on it, very good!

Is he any good on the skateboard?

-Er, no, he actually ripped his trousers trying to do it.

-No!

Well, I think, Annie,

we need some proof at how bad your dad actually is.

-Where is your dad today by the way?

-Um, he's in London.

-Is he? Oh.

-Guess what, Annie?

He's not in London. He's right here.

Please give it up for Richard the skateboarder, everyone!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne

Come on over!

-Yeah!

-Whoa!

-Come and join us, mate. How are you doing?

-Nice to see you.

-Thank you very much.

-What do you think about that, Annie?

It's terrible.

LAUGHTER

We've heard skateboarding isn't the only outdoor pursuit

that your dad enjoys.

What's this obsession about camping?

SHE SIGHS

Whenever we go near a camping shop,

he will spend about two hours in there going,

"Oh, I need to get "this and that,"

and he just wants to get everything to do with camping.

-Really? You absolutely love camping then, do you?

-I do, I do.

Is it true that you're an expert when it comes to tying knots?

-Oh, yeah, absolute expert.

-Really? Know your stuff?

-Yeah.

-I think he's playing it down.

-What's your favourite knot?

My favourite knot would be a turquoise turtle.

Ooh, I like the name of it.

-Yeah, mine as well.

-Why's that your favourite?

Well, it's a bow that is as tight a double knot

but you can undo it like a bow and it's got a funny name.

-What's not to like?

-I agree.

Look at Annie's face, she's like, "What?"

Annie, are you finding this chat interesting?

-No.

-LAUGHTER

Well, we've also heard that your dad is not the only one with a big

-obsession. Is it true that you're a big fan of a certain pop star?

-Yeah.

-Who?

-Niall from One Direction.

-Niall from One Direction! AUDIENCE:

-Oooh.

Got some fans in the audience as well.

How much of a fan are you of Niall?

I've got a life-sized cut-out of him

and I've actually brought my mini Niall with me today.

-BOTH:

-You've got a mini Niall?

-Yes.

-Where is it?

-He's in the audience.

-I'm going to get it.

Where is he? Who's got mini Niall?

Let's get it out of your handbag. Here we go.

SHE GROANS

Go on, bring it out for Sam. There we go.

LAUGHTER

Bring him over.

So, we've finally got Niall from One Direction on the show!

Wow!

He's a lot shorter in real life.

Well, he's been in the wash so some of the paint's come off.

Look at him just chilling out with his hands in his pockets.

Well, Annie, I think it's now time for you to try and win some prizes.

Yes, we're going to combine your love of Niall with your dad's

love of camping in a game we like to call...

-BOTH:

-In-tents-ity.

You see what we did there? Cos it's all about tents. They love it, look.

Guys, come and follow us. Bring little Niall.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Right, guys, welcome to our campsite.

Now, it may look nice and tidy but really, it's in disarray.

Because we've left our cardboard Niall in one of these tents

but we've forgotten which one.

Don't believe it. Not only that,

he's holding the star prize -

tickets to a One Direction concert.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooooh!

And for you, a selection of books all about tying knots.

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh!

We've ticked all the boxes, people. Guys, would you like those prizes?

-BOTH:

-Yeah.

-Of course they would. OK, here is the how the game works.

Your mission is to locate the tent that Niall is in.

Now, we're going to ask you a series of questions against the clock.

For each one that you answer correctly,

we will eliminate one of the tents that Niall isn't in.

When the time's up, we'll ask you which tent you think Niall is in.

-Do you understand?

-BOTH:

-Yes.

-Excellent, in that case...

start the clock. How old is Niall?

19.

He's 20 now. He's 20, sorry.

What is sometimes called the king of knots?

A reef knot.

Oh, it's a bowline knot.

What town is Niall from?

Mulligar.

-I'm going to give you that, it's Mullingar, yeah!

-Well done.

Eliminate a tent.

Five's gone, see you later.

What type of knot is this?

That's a reef knot.

-That is indeed a reef knot.

-OK, let's eliminate a tent.

SIREN BLARES

-We've eliminated one.

-OK. Time is up.

OK, you answered two questions correctly, which means you

have four tents still in play.

I'm not going to lie, you've got a 25% chance of winning this game.

That's quick maths.

Right, guys, think very carefully, discuss it amongst yourselves.

Which number tent do you think Niall is in?

One, three, four or six?

What do you think, audience?

AUDIENCE SHOUT NUMBERS

It's a mix in the audience, it's a mix.

DROWNED OUT BY AUDIENCE

-OK, thank you, audience.

-What do you think?

-Two.

-We think... We think two.

-You think two?

-Two.

-Is two your final answer?

-Yes.

-Yes.

-Guys, it's time to see if you're right.

-Can you hold that?

-I will.

-OK, first,

I'm going to come to tent number six.

If you'd said tent number six, you would've been...

incorrect because it's a chimp!

CHEERING

I'm going to come to tent number four.

If you'd said tent number four, you would have been...

incorrect because it's a wolf.

It's a scary wolf!

APPLAUSE

So...

..the answer is in tent two or tent three.

Now, guys, because I'm nice, I'm going to give you one last chance.

Are you sure you want to go with tent two?

(Two.)

It's entirely up to you.

You can either stay with two or go for three,

it's completely up to you.

AUDIENCE SHOUTS

-We'll change to three.

-You're changing to three? Interesting.

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh.

-All the audience are going, "Ooh, what you doing?"

-OK, OK.

We'll take your final answer. It's three, Sam, they've gone with three.

OK, guys...

..this sudden change could be disastrous for you so I'm going

to go over to tent number three,

the tent which you changed your mind to...

Oh, no, I can't believe you did it.

..and I'm going to see what's inside it and if it's Niall, happy days.

If it's not, you made a wrong decision.

Inside tent three is...

..Niall!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's just double check by looking in tent number two.

What's in tent two?

-It's a silly frog.

-It's a frog.

I loved that. This is how it's worked so well.

Annie's just went, "That was so tense."

LAUGHTER

There you go, my love.

There are your tickets to see One Direction. And go knot-crazy, mate.

Congratulations. That was fantastic.

Have you had a good night?

-It's been brilliant.

-I'm so glad you changed your mind.

-Me too.

Could have been awkward.

Give it up for Annie and Richard, everyone.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

The top story tonight - the boys are back.

Sam and Mark fever is taking the world by storm.

Sam and Mark are shamrockin' Ireland right now.

REPORTER SPEAKS ABOUT SAM AND MARK IN OWN LANGUAGE

Breaking news this morning.

That's right, Kimberly, we have huge news, the very famous Sam

and Mark are back.

The very popular show with even more pranks

and hilarity taking the world by storm.

Hey, we even know about them across the pond.

REPORTERS TALK ABOUT SAM AND MARK IN OWN LANGUAGES

VARIOUS REPORTERS' VOICES OVERLAP

Tune in to get the weekend party started.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Three, four...

ALL: # Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom

# Bom bom bom bom bom

# Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom

-# Bom bom bom bom bom... #

-What are you doing?

All right, mate. Sorry, lads.

Just having a little singsong with The Overtones, as you do.

Oh, amazing, can I join in?

We've heard you're a pretty amazing singer.

You're in the band!

-Cool, what are we singing?

-Mr Sandman.

BOTH: # Mr Sandman

# Yes

-# Bring me a dream... #

-I love that song.

-He loves it, he loves it! All right, let's do it.

-Three, four...

ALL: # Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom

# Bom bom bom bom bom

# Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom

# Bom bom bom bom bom... #

-No, no. That's where you start singing.

-What?

-Oh, I'm doing the Mr Sandman bit?

-Yeah!

-I thought I was doing the bom-boms.

-No, you're in the main bit.

Amazing, OK, let's do it! I'm ready, I'm ready.

-Sorry, he's all right, he'll get it. Over to you.

-Three, four...

# Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom

# Bom bom bom bom bom

-# Mr Sandman... #

-Too early, too early.

-Too early?

-Yeah.

-It's the next bit.

-You've got to concentrate.

-There's more bom-boms?

-Yeah. Another row of bom-boms.

-Then a Mr Sandman?

-Then your Mr Sandman.

-I've got it.

-Got it? Sorry, lads.

-He's showing us up, yeah?

-No, he'll get it this time, I promise.

-Three, four...

Sam, Sam, can I just interrupt?

Sorry, lads. I'm sorry.

(See that guy over there, he's a bit too tall for my liking.

(Can we just get rid of him?

(And that suit is putting me off. Can we just get rid of them two?

(I can't get rid of them, they're on the show.

(I think you can, just do it.

-(This is really awkward, you know?

-Just do it.)

Hi, lads, sorry. A bit awkward but...

-he says you're a bit tall.

-Too tall?

-Yeah, yeah.

-To sing?

-Yeah. And he doesn't like your jacket.

-Doesn't like this?

-No.

-So what do...?

-Do you mind leaving?

-You want us to leave?

-I think he'll be happier.

-What about the lads?

-They're all right, they're good.

-They're fine, off you go.

-Sorry.

-Lads, call us or something.

-Yeah, see you in a bit.

-Thanks for the opportunity.

-That's all right, any time.

-Happy?

-I'm really happy.

-OK, excellent. OK, let's do it, lads.

Three, four...

In fact, wait one second.

I'm so sorry, lads.

(I don't like it, he's a bit too good-looking for my liking.

-(He's a bit intimidating.)

-Would you be happy if I get rid of him?

Really happy.

-Hey, you all right?

-Yeah, good.

(I'm really sorry but Mark just says you're a bit too good-looking.)

Yeah, yeah.

LAUGHTER

-I get it a lot.

-Do you mind leaving?

-Yeah, it'll make him feel better.

Thanks, mate.

-See you. See you later.

-I guess we're a four-piece then.

We're a four-piece. Happy?

No. No.

Em, you've got Jedward hair and I don't like the cut of your jib

-so can you just leave?

-This is my best suit.

-Eh...

I'm sorry, lads, I'm really sorry. It's probably best if you just leave.

-I like Jedward.

-Yeah.

HE CRIES

I didn't mean to make him cry.

-Are you happy now?

-I am so happy right now.

-Can we do this?

-Yeah, let's do it!

-All right, here we go.

BOTH: # Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom

# Bom bom bom bom bom

# Bom bom bom bom bom bom bom bom

# Bom bom bom bom bom... #

-What was the line again?

-Forget it.

LAUGHTER

Never liked the song anyway.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, it's The Finger Of Fun, he's back!

Oh, I'm glad you're here, I've got a bit of chicken stuck in there.

-Not this again! Get off! He's got a job to do.

-Sorry.

The Finger Of Fun is here to choose two families to take

part in tonight's grand finale.

Oh, yes, and they could be winning tonight's star prize -

-a games console.

-Oooh. AUDIENCE:

-Oooh.

Finger, what are you waiting for? Find us a family, will you?

# Who's it going to be?

# Who's it going to be? Yeah!

# Who's it going to be? #

CHEERING

The Finger's made up his mind.

Our first family is the Unsteads from Essex.

CHEERING

But who will they be competing against? Off you go, Finger.

# Who's it going to be? Oh, yeah!

# Who's it going to be? Yeah, yeah, yeah. #

CHEERING

It's the Robinson family from Birmingham!

CHEERING

You lot, get yourselves down here because it's time to play...

BOTH: Rotation.

-Come on down.

-Come on.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Rotation.

We've got a giant turntable.

We've got a series of general knowledge questions.

And we've got a tank full of slime. What could possibly go wrong?

It's time to find out as we meet our families.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It's the Unstead family.

Team captain, Yasmin, introduce the rest of the gang, please.

-This is my mum Julie and my dad Neil.

-Lovely to have you here.

Tell us an interesting fact about yourselves.

My dad's uncle Jack used to ride speedway for England.

-Whoa!

-Wow!

-That's impressive.

-That's pretty cool, nice work.

Many years ago.

LAUGHTER

-It's still impressive.

-Let's meet your opponents, shall we? Good luck.

It's the Robinson family.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We've got team captain Dexter, nice to meet you.

Introduce the gang for us.

This is Finn who's my friend and this is Phil who's my dad.

Excellent. Tell us an interesting fact about yourselves, Dexter.

-Em, we all like playing cricket.

-Nice. You like cricket.

I love a game of cricket.

Love that, mate.

LAUGHTER

-Excellent work.

-You know Dickie Bird?

Met him once.

LAUGHTER OK, this is how the game works.

Up here is something that we like to call...

-The Tank...

-..Of Terror.

MARK SQUEALS AND GIBBERS

Yes.

All through the game, this tank will be slowly filling up with slime.

Meanwhile, our teams will be directly below it

answering a series of questions.

If they get one right, brilliant,

they spin round away from the tank and into the safe zone.

But if they continue to get them wrong, they stay right here in...

-..the danger...

-..zone!

The aim of the game is to stay out of this zone

because when the tank fills up to the black line...

The team underneath will get covered in slime!

That's right, one team is going to get covered. Sorry.

It's what happens.

OK, Unstead family, you'll be going first, are you ready?

Best of luck. Start the slime.

Roy Cropper is a character in which UK soap?

-Coronation Street.

-Correct, rotate.

What is the name of the vehicle in which Scooby-Doo

and his friends travel?

-Mystery Machine.

-Correct, rotate.

What is the largest planet in the Solar System?

Quick.

You can pass if you don't know it.

-You can pass.

-Pass.

It's Jupiter.

What term is used when a tennis score is 40-40?

-Deuce.

-Correct, rotate.

How many sides does an octagon have?

-Eight.

-Correct, rotate. LAUGHTER

Jesy, Perrie, Leigh-Anne and Jade make up what girl band?

I didn't hear the names, sorry?

Jesy, Perrie, Leigh-Anne and Jade.

-Little Mix.

-Correct, rotate.

Which former tennis player presents A Question Of Sport?

-You can pass.

-Pass.

-It's Sue Barker.

-What is eight times three?

-24.

-Correct, rotate.

It's filling up, guys, it's getting close!

Which Scottish loch is reputed to contain a monster?

-Loch Ness.

-Correct, rotate.

Who invented the light bulb?

Em, Voltaire.

-No, it's Thomas Edison.

-Nice idea though.

Stuart Little is what kind of animal?

-Mouse.

-Correct, rotate!

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh.

Which Roald Dahl book sees children turn into mice?

-The Witches.

-Correct, rotate.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ohhhh!

In which TV programme and book series would you find Vicious Vikings...?

-Horrible Histories.

-Correct, rotate.

The pit in which a long jumper leaps is filled with what?

Sand.

KLAXON BLARES

-You got it right but, unfortunately, it was too slow.

-I'm sorry, guys.

I think we should take a look at a slow-mo of that.

LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

Oh, guys, unlucky, how are you feeling?

Wet.

LAUGHTER

-Oh, look at Julie. She's happy.

-Look at your hair, it's all lovely.

Well, that means that the Robinson family go through to the final.

Let's tell them.

Robinson family, congratulations.

High fives, go and get yourselves ready. Go on, off you go!

But, the Unsteads, don't worry, you're not going home empty-handed.

We're going to give you a Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up goodie bag.

-Have you had a good day? ALL:

-Yeah.

Give it up for the Unsteads, everyone.

There's a towel waiting for you.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Her mum, she was like that.

-She was great.

OK, it's now time for the Robinsons to try

and win some amazing prizes as we play Stuck On You.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Playing this game, we have Dexter and Phil. How are you feeling?

-Good.

Er, worried.

-Don't be worried, mate!

-Yeah, we'll have some fun.

Right, here are the rules.

The Wind-Up studio audience is armed with hundreds of balls.

Hold up your balls, everyone!

-AUDIENCE:

-Whoo!

Awesome. You guys have to run around and catch as many of those balls

as you can using your sticky suits.

At the end of the game, we'll count up the balls

and see what prizes you've qualified for.

More than 20 balls, which is

represented by this yellow line, will get you all these lovely board games.

More than 40 balls, which is represented by this blue line, gets

you all the board games plus a trip to the cinema for all the family.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh.

Nice! And more than 60 balls, which is represented by the red line,

gets you the board games, the cinema tickets

and tonight's star prize - a games console!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

Hang on a minute! There is one more thing. There is one golden ball.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh.

If Dexter and Phil get this ball, they will win a very special prize -

this beautifully-crafted Friday Wind-Up mug.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh.

-All right, who wants it?

-AUDIENCE SHOUTS

All right, I see.

-Oh, yeah!

-OK, Dexter and Phil, are you ready?

-Yes.

-Er, yeah.

-Finn, do you reckon they can do it?

-I think so.

-Fantastic!

That's what we like to hear. Guys, take your position.

Audience, you know what to do. In three, two, one, let 'em have it!

Roll on the floor!

KLAXON BLARES

-OK, stop!

-Stop, stop!

-Come out now.

-Not bad at all.

Not bad at all.

-Come over here.

-Dexter, you come beside me.

Come over here, Dexter.

While you're doing that, let's count up...

I'll tell you what, mate, you have done well here.

-Come on, keep on going.

-Have you got a ball?

Unfortunately, we can't have that one, Finn.

All right, here we go.

Hey, you got the board games. Well done.

Come on, lads, we can do this. How are you getting on, Sam?

That's the cinema tickets!

CHEERING

-Oh, it's going to be close.

-Oh, this is going to be so close.

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done, guys, you've got more than 60 balls which means you have won

-all of tonight's prizes.

-Yay!

-Well done.

-Have you had a good day, guys?

-Fantastic.

-Yes.

You have been awesome. Please give it up for the Robinsons, everybody!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-They did well there, didn't they?

-Very well.

It's almost time to wind up the show

but not before we've said thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight.

Yeah, a big thank you to Lawson.

CHEERING

-And also a massive thank you to The Overtones.

-Yes.

-Love those guys.

We'll see you next time but right now, please give it up for TiCH!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: "Breathe In Breathe Out" by TiCH

# Woke up too late for the train

# Routine is always the same

# Another day in a life like any other

# I ran straight through the rain

# Saw your face and I felt the flame

# Both knew it wasn't a day like any other

# We're in a moment now

# I can't believe it how

# One touch and suddenly I need you

# Tough luck, won't you tell me that it ain't true

# If you're gonna push me

# Promise you'll break my fall

# Oh, hold me close as I

# Breathe in, breathe out

# Breathe in, breathe out

# I'm on the edge

# Just take me now

# And if you're gonna push me

# Then promise you'll break my fall

# Face down, I hit the floor

# Nothing to hide any more

# I've tried, but what is the use?

# I was always

# Looking from a bird's-eye view

# Dreaming of when I'd find you

# But I know I will never be the same

# We're in a moment now

# I can't believe it how

# One touch and suddenly I need you

# Tough luck, won't you tell me that it ain't true