Best of Friends ‹ Series 6 ‹ Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

Line	From	To
-I'm Sam. -I'm Mark.	0:00:18	0:00:20
And we are one of the most enduring double acts in television history.	0:00:20	0:00:24
For 13 years, we've done everything as a pair.	0:00:24	0:00:26
-Yeah, we've made the nation laugh. -We've made the nation cry.	0:00:26	0:00:28
We've brought families and friends together.	0:00:28	0:00:30
We've made people's dreams come true.	0:00:30	0:00:33
And throughout it all, we've had each other.	0:00:33	0:00:35
And that's why you won't find a more professional, mature	0:00:35	0:00:38
or dignified pair on TV.	0:00:38	0:00:40
So why are you in relationship counselling?	0:00:40	0:00:42
-Because he's a massive poo-poo head. -Yeah, well, you're a silly...	0:00:42	0:00:45
You're just silly!	0:00:45	0:00:47
This could be the most interesting case I've ever seen.	0:00:47	0:00:51
I mean, it'll really stand out on the luggage carousel in Tenerife.	0:00:52	0:00:55
-What about us? -I'm not taking you two to Tenerife.	0:00:55	0:00:58
No, what are you going to do to sort out our relationship problems?	0:00:58	0:01:02
Well, this isn't going to be easy!	0:01:02	0:01:05
I mean, I've seen the way you two behave on TV.	0:01:05	0:01:08
I mean, just look at what you've put your poor, poor fans through.	0:01:08	0:01:12
Right, Denise, there are lots of eggs in your arms there.	0:01:13	0:01:16
Try and keep hold of them all.	0:01:16	0:01:17
If you get the full ten when you come back,	0:01:17	0:01:20
you will get that star prize to the Wolfblood set.	0:01:20	0:01:22
-Are you ready to go on the run? -Yep.	0:01:22	0:01:24
But be careful, because you've woken Maggie up!	0:01:24	0:01:27
Go! Go! Go!	0:01:27	0:01:30
-Go and get her. -Oh, no!	0:01:30	0:01:32
-Oh, be careful! -Keep hold of those eggs.	0:01:33	0:01:36
Maggie's going to get you.	0:01:36	0:01:38
She's coming after you!	0:01:38	0:01:39
That's not scary at all!	0:01:41	0:01:43
Aggh!	0:01:46	0:01:47
Oh, is that one of the eggs? Is that one of the eggs?	0:01:47	0:01:50
Maggie's coming!	0:01:50	0:01:52
-Good catch! -Good catch!	0:01:54	0:01:56
Come on! Come back! He's going to get you!	0:01:56	0:01:59
Maggie's going to get you.	0:01:59	0:02:02
Oh, no! She's dropped one!	0:02:02	0:02:03
Oh, come on! Come on, Denise, you can do it!	0:02:03	0:02:06
Come on! Come on, Denise.	0:02:06	0:02:09
-Come on, Denise! -You're nearly there. You're nearly there.	0:02:09	0:02:11
Give her a round of applause.	0:02:11	0:02:13
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:02:13	0:02:15
-Come on, darling. -Over there! -Keep holding.	0:02:15	0:02:18
OK!	0:02:18	0:02:19
Come here, chicken.	0:02:20	0:02:23
Oh, well done. You did drop a few.	0:02:24	0:02:26
-There was an amazing catch in the air, though. -Hey!	0:02:26	0:02:29
OK, so, let's count them up.	0:02:29	0:02:31
Remember, you needed ten to get the star prize.	0:02:31	0:02:35
-Here we go. Best of luck. -Oh, man! -You've got... Two.	0:02:35	0:02:37
Four.	0:02:39	0:02:40
Agggh! It cracked.	0:02:40	0:02:43
Six, eight...	0:02:43	0:02:44
..ten!	0:02:45	0:02:47
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:02:47	0:02:49
Yes!	0:02:49	0:02:51
-Well done! -Well done, Denise.	0:02:51	0:02:52
You brought 11 eggs back, which means you win five prizes	0:02:52	0:02:56
from the prize stack as well.	0:02:56	0:02:57
And you do get your hands on tonight's star prize -	0:02:57	0:03:00
that trip to the Wolfblood set.	0:03:00	0:03:01
You are going to meet all your favourite actors.	0:03:01	0:03:04
-How does that sound? -Good.	0:03:04	0:03:06
Nice work.	0:03:06	0:03:07
Now, whilst we're here, I think it's only fair that you apologise	0:03:07	0:03:10
to Maggie for stealing her eggs. Come over here.	0:03:10	0:03:12
Yeah, come over here, Maggie. Come over here.	0:03:12	0:03:14
-What have you got to say, Denise? -Sorry. -All right.	0:03:14	0:03:17
It's OK!	0:03:17	0:03:19
It's Leona Vaughan who plays Jana in Wolfblood!	0:03:19	0:03:23
-BOTH: -Awww!	0:03:23	0:03:26
Now, Beyonce, wants you, Bradley, to destroy those rival airlines	0:03:26	0:03:30
by popping the balloons on the back of each plane in just...	0:03:30	0:03:35
45 seconds.	0:03:35	0:03:36
Now, for every one that you pop, you'll win a prize	0:03:36	0:03:39
from the Wind-Up prize stash.	0:03:39	0:03:41
-AUDIENCE: -Whooo!	0:03:41	0:03:43
So, Bradley...	0:03:43	0:03:44
# What you think about that...? #	0:03:44	0:03:46
-Great. -Great. Nice. Awesome	0:03:46	0:03:48
Bradley... Bradley, don't expect an easy flight, though,	0:03:48	0:03:53
because if any of these divas get through that 45 seconds	0:03:53	0:03:57
without having their balloon popped,	0:03:57	0:04:00
-they will win the prize for themselves. -What a twist.	0:04:00	0:04:03
So, Bradley...	0:04:03	0:04:04
# What you think about that...? #	0:04:04	0:04:06
It's terrible if they get prizes.	0:04:06	0:04:09
-Yeah, it's terrible. -He sounds like you! -He does.	0:04:09	0:04:11
He sounds just like me, it's great.	0:04:11	0:04:13
OK, today's flight time is 45 seconds.	0:04:13	0:04:16
-Three, two, one, takeoff! -Go on!	0:04:16	0:04:20
Oh, here we go, here we go.	0:04:20	0:04:22
Oh, he's on the tail of Lady Gaga International.	0:04:22	0:04:25
Oh, no, he's changed his mind!	0:04:26	0:04:28
He's changed his mind.	0:04:28	0:04:30
He's now on Nicole Scherzinger Air.	0:04:30	0:04:32
It's difficult. They're fast, these planes!	0:04:32	0:04:36
LAUGHTER	0:04:36	0:04:39
POPPING AND CHEERING	0:04:39	0:04:42
Keep going! Keep going! Yeah!	0:04:42	0:04:45
That's two. Mariah Carey Continental, you're going to get it.	0:04:45	0:04:49
Oh, come on!	0:04:49	0:04:50
-CeeLo Travel? See You Later Travel! -Oh, here we go!	0:04:50	0:04:53
-Come on! -What's happening?	0:04:53	0:04:56
There's not long left!	0:04:56	0:04:58
Two more! Two more!	0:04:58	0:05:00
-You got five seconds left. -Four, three...	0:05:01	0:05:05
KLAXON	0:05:05	0:05:08
Come over here, Bradley.	0:05:08	0:05:09
Mariah Carey, that was close!	0:05:09	0:05:12
-Wowzers! -Hey, very good though, very good. -Well done.	0:05:12	0:05:15
And you managed to pop three of the balloons,	0:05:15	0:05:17
which means you get three prizes from the Wind-Up prize stack!	0:05:17	0:05:20
Well done! And...	0:05:20	0:05:22
Well done to Harry and Emily, because your balloons	0:05:22	0:05:25
weren't popped, you win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash, too.	0:05:25	0:05:28
Well done, guys.	0:05:28	0:05:30
As super fans of The Dumping Ground, your mission	0:05:32	0:05:34
is to rifle through this rubbish to find a variety of hidden treasures.	0:05:34	0:05:38
As soon as you've found an item,	0:05:38	0:05:40
we will then ask you a question about The Dumping Ground.	0:05:40	0:05:43
-Are you up for the challenge? -BOTH: -Yes!	0:05:43	0:05:45
-Absolutely great. -Awesome.	0:05:45	0:05:46
OK, then it's time to rifle through the rubbish.	0:05:46	0:05:49
The first item you guys need to find is...	0:05:49	0:05:52
-..a giant apple core! -Go! -Start the clock!	0:05:54	0:05:57
Look around, girls. Look around.	0:05:57	0:05:59
Maybe split up, maybe split up.	0:05:59	0:06:01
It might be warmer over where I'm standing.	0:06:03	0:06:05
-Maybe it is. -I don't know, it could be.	0:06:05	0:06:08
-Take a look! Take a look! Keep looking. -Yeah!	0:06:08	0:06:11
What is the name of Harry's beloved giraffe?	0:06:13	0:06:15
-BOTH: -Jeff! -That's correct. -OK, next item...	0:06:15	0:06:18
-Fish skeleton. -Fish skeleton. Come on!	0:06:18	0:06:21
Look everywhere, look everywhere.	0:06:21	0:06:24
-Yes! Quick, quick. -Come on!	0:06:24	0:06:26
OK, second question, which character replaced Gina	0:06:26	0:06:29
as the main care worker in series two?	0:06:29	0:06:31
-May-Li. -Correct!	0:06:31	0:06:32
Next item, chicken drumsticks.	0:06:32	0:06:34
-Go, go, go, go, go! -Chicken drumstick.	0:06:34	0:06:36
Oh, wow! Nice work! We didn't hide that well.	0:06:36	0:06:38
What is the name of the dog Bailey adopted in series three?	0:06:38	0:06:41
-BOTH: -Mischief. -Correct! -You're good.	0:06:41	0:06:43
Deflated football. Find a deflated football!	0:06:43	0:06:45
There it is!	0:06:45	0:06:48
-What hobby did Tyler develop during series three? -Magic.	0:06:48	0:06:51
-Correct. -You need to find a tin of beans.	0:06:51	0:06:54
A tin of beans. You've got 30 seconds left.	0:06:54	0:06:57
You are smashing it, guys.	0:06:57	0:06:58
A tin of beans we're looking for, guys. Tin of beans. Look everywhere.	0:06:58	0:07:02
That's it. Don't worry...	0:07:02	0:07:04
-Yeah! -Look up at the back, look up at the back.	0:07:04	0:07:07
-Is it at the back? -It might be. It might be.	0:07:07	0:07:10
-OK, look everywhere. -We've got 10 seconds left, come on.	0:07:10	0:07:12
You can get this.	0:07:12	0:07:14
Tin of beans...	0:07:14	0:07:16
OK, come on. Keep looking, guys. Keep looking.	0:07:22	0:07:24
-Keep looking. -OK, time is up!	0:07:24	0:07:26
KLAXON	0:07:26	0:07:27
-Oh! -Well done, guys.	0:07:27	0:07:29
Now, there are 10 books on each of these blocks.	0:07:31	0:07:33
You have 15 seconds to karate chop all 10 in half.	0:07:33	0:07:37
Get 'em!	0:07:37	0:07:39
-Are you ready? -Yeah. -Best of luck.	0:07:39	0:07:41
Your time starts now. Go!	0:07:41	0:07:44
CHEERING	0:07:44	0:07:47
Quick!	0:07:47	0:07:48
-You've got 10 seconds left. -Hah! Hah! Hah!	0:07:48	0:07:53
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:07:53	0:07:55
Hiyya!	0:07:58	0:08:00
Match the names with the people. Best of luck.	0:08:03	0:08:05
Your time starts now!	0:08:05	0:08:07
Go, go, go!	0:08:07	0:08:09
-Go, go! -Be quick, be quick!	0:08:09	0:08:11
OK, pass it to them, pass it to them.	0:08:11	0:08:13
-Pass it to them, yeah. -That's it.	0:08:13	0:08:14
Hold it in front of you, guys. That's it. Be quicker.	0:08:14	0:08:17
-Be better. -Interesting.	0:08:17	0:08:19
LAUGHTER	0:08:19	0:08:22
-This is very interesting. -Think about it!	0:08:22	0:08:23
-Come on, think about it! -Think about it!	0:08:23	0:08:26
-Erm, wait, no... Think... -This is...	0:08:26	0:08:28
KLAXON	0:08:28	0:08:30
Wow!	0:08:30	0:08:32
Let's see how you did...!	0:08:32	0:08:33
I can tell you how they did...	0:08:33	0:08:36
-Let's not spoil it, though... -..badly.	0:08:36	0:08:38
..for the viewers at home.	0:08:38	0:08:39
OK, what do you call a man in a paper suit?	0:08:39	0:08:43
Russell.	0:08:43	0:08:44
That's correct!	0:08:44	0:08:46
Russells! Why's it Russells?	0:08:46	0:08:49
-Because it rustles. It is a sound-based joke. -Exactly.	0:08:49	0:08:52
What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?	0:08:54	0:08:56
Cliff.	0:08:56	0:08:57
That is the right answer!	0:08:57	0:09:00
-See, we are cooking here. -It's the cliff... -Clever.	0:09:00	0:09:03
What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?	0:09:03	0:09:06
-Kate... -No, you don't. -I don't get it.	0:09:06	0:09:09
-I don't get it. -That's because it's wrong.	0:09:09	0:09:11
-It's Anita. -Anita, isn't it?!	0:09:11	0:09:13
Anita.	0:09:13	0:09:15
What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head?	0:09:15	0:09:18
Anita.	0:09:18	0:09:20
Why?	0:09:20	0:09:21
-Why? -You could do. -No, you don't, it's stupid.	0:09:21	0:09:24
-It's Lulu! -And, finally...	0:09:24	0:09:26
Finally, what do you call two men in a window?	0:09:26	0:09:29
-Kurt... -And Rod.	0:09:29	0:09:33
-BOTH: -Curtain rod.	0:09:33	0:09:36
# I came in like a wrecking ball... #	0:09:36	0:09:38
APPLAUSE	0:09:38	0:09:40
-OK. -Here we go. -Come on, lad.	0:09:40	0:09:44
Oh, nearly!	0:09:44	0:09:46
Make it a bit longer, a bit longer!	0:09:46	0:09:48
Here we go, here we go. Come on, lad.	0:09:48	0:09:50
-BOTH: -Yes!	0:09:50	0:09:51
We'll give you that, we'll give you that.	0:09:51	0:09:53
-Get this one down. -Get this one down.	0:09:53	0:09:56
Yes! Get this one!	0:09:56	0:09:58
-One more, one more! -Finish this! Get ready!	0:09:58	0:10:00
-Make it longer. -Go, go! Get it!	0:10:00	0:10:04
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:10:04	0:10:07
Aggggh!	0:10:09	0:10:11
Agggh!	0:10:13	0:10:14
I'm sorry, I fell.	0:10:14	0:10:16
I fell! I fell over!	0:10:16	0:10:18
-I fell over! -Health and safety issues here, everywhere.	0:10:18	0:10:21
Oh, sorry!	0:10:21	0:10:22
Well, we seem to be making some sort of progress,	0:10:26	0:10:29
but I feel there's more we can do.	0:10:29	0:10:31
Why don't you try saying something nice about each other?	0:10:31	0:10:34
OK. Sam, I admire how brave you are.	0:10:34	0:10:37
Oh, thanks very much.	0:10:37	0:10:39
Yeah, not many people have the guts to go out in an outfit like that.	0:10:39	0:10:43
-Well, I admire your determination. -Oh, bless you.	0:10:44	0:10:47
Yeah, I mean, if I was born with a face like yours,	0:10:47	0:10:49
I'd have given up years ago, mate.	0:10:49	0:10:50
But not you. You carry on, don't you?	0:10:50	0:10:52
No matter how many children or elderly pets that you scare.	0:10:52	0:10:55
Right, that does it! I've had enough of this!	0:10:55	0:10:56
Yeah, can you believe what he just said about my face?	0:10:56	0:10:58
-I was talking about your face. Put the bag back on. -But I... -Put...	0:10:58	0:11:01
the bag back on.	0:11:01	0:11:03
That's better.	0:11:09	0:11:11
I don't know how you two don't frighten your celebrity guests away.	0:11:11	0:11:14
-Oh, he tends to keep the bag on in rehearsals. -Ah, very wise. -Yeah.	0:11:14	0:11:17
Very wise.	0:11:17	0:11:19
'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind-Up Wheel,	0:11:19	0:11:22
'it's Tom Fletcher from McFly!'	0:11:22	0:11:25
-It is time to... -AUDIENCE: -Wind-up that wheel!	0:11:28	0:11:32
Agggh! Very dizzy, very dizzy!	0:11:32	0:11:35
-All right, stop that wheel. -Stop that wheel!	0:11:35	0:11:39
-BOTH: -Oooh! -Audience question.	0:11:40	0:11:42
Right, a member of our audience is going to be chosen at random	0:11:42	0:11:45
and they can ask you any question in the world and you must answer.	0:11:45	0:11:49
So, audience, start thinking of questions and let's find our	0:11:49	0:11:53
random audience member.	0:11:53	0:11:54
Hiya!	0:11:57	0:11:59
-That's amazing! -Hi, Tom! -Hi.	0:12:03	0:12:05
So, Emily, what's your question for Tom?	0:12:05	0:12:07
You can ask him anything in the world, ever.	0:12:07	0:12:08
-He's been around for a long time, so... -Not that long!	0:12:08	0:12:12
Would you rather be able to live in any country in the world	0:12:12	0:12:17
for ever, and live in your dream house,	0:12:17	0:12:20
or have any celebrity of your choice as your girlfriend?	0:12:20	0:12:24
Oh! That's a good question!	0:12:24	0:12:27
Imagine you weren't married, Tom.	0:12:27	0:12:29
Well, yeah... I'm not sure what my wife would say about this!	0:12:29	0:12:33
-I think the... I will go for my dream house. -You go for that...	0:12:33	0:12:36
-So that is the wrong answer. -Tom, that's the wrong answer.	0:12:36	0:12:39
-Yeah, yeah. -Why's that the wrong answer?! -It just is.	0:12:39	0:12:42
It just is, mate.	0:12:42	0:12:44
But good try! Good try.	0:12:44	0:12:46
-It's time to... -AUDIENCE: -Wind-up that wheel!	0:12:46	0:12:50
Hands up!	0:12:51	0:12:52
Stop it somewhere nice!	0:12:55	0:12:57
Stop that wheel!	0:12:57	0:13:00
-BOTH: -Ooh! -Dance like you like this, Simeon.	0:13:00	0:13:03
-All right. -OK, so, Simeon, we want you to dance like	0:13:03	0:13:06
a penguin who really needs the toilet doing a slow bossa nova.	0:13:06	0:13:10
-So come and stand here. -Come on.	0:13:10	0:13:12
You should be great at this.	0:13:12	0:13:14
-We have some music for you. Cue the music. -Thank you.	0:13:14	0:13:16
BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYS	0:13:16	0:13:17
So you're a penguin that needs the toilet.	0:13:17	0:13:20
LAUGHTER	0:13:20	0:13:24
APPLAUSE	0:13:25	0:13:30
-OK, it's time to... -AUDIENCE: -Wind-up that wheel!	0:13:32	0:13:36
Stop that wheel.	0:13:38	0:13:40
-BOTH: -Ooh! -Get The Impression.	0:13:40	0:13:42
Bradley, this is Thomas. Hi, Thomas!	0:13:42	0:13:46
Hello.	0:13:46	0:13:47
Now, Thomas is about to do an impression of a celebrity	0:13:47	0:13:50
or a character. You have to tell us who that celebrity or character is.	0:13:50	0:13:54
-Right. -Thomas, over to you, buddy.	0:13:54	0:13:56
D'oh!	0:13:56	0:13:58
-It's a quick one. Do it again. -Can I have another one? -D'oh!	0:13:59	0:14:02
-It's brilliant. -I'm going to guess my dad...	0:14:02	0:14:05
Homer Simpson.	0:14:05	0:14:07
-Is that right, Thomas? -Yes.	0:14:07	0:14:09
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:14:09	0:14:11
-Well done to the pair of you. That was... -D'oh! -BOTH: -D'oh!	0:14:11	0:14:14
-All right, it is time to... -AUDIENCE: -Wind up that wheel!	0:14:14	0:14:18
Come on!	0:14:20	0:14:22
Oh, yeah!	0:14:22	0:14:24
Stop that wheel!	0:14:24	0:14:26
-Oh, forfeit. -Oh, deary me! -Oh, no!	0:14:26	0:14:30
Ah... I'm not going to lie, Tilly, this is pretty bad.	0:14:30	0:14:33
The forfeit is to find Sam's car keys	0:14:33	0:14:37
in this bucket of beanie custard.	0:14:37	0:14:40
I can't believe I've gone and lost them again	0:14:40	0:14:42
-in this bucket of beanie custard! -You're always doing that!	0:14:42	0:14:45
You're always doing that.	0:14:45	0:14:46
-You might want to roll your sleeve up, I'm not going to lie. -OK.	0:14:46	0:14:48
Come over here, Tilly. Come over here. Get your hand in there.	0:14:48	0:14:51
Find me car keys.	0:14:51	0:14:53
Ewwww!	0:14:53	0:14:56
Have a good rummage around.	0:14:56	0:14:58
Are they in there? I hope... We did put them in there, didn't we?	0:14:58	0:15:00
I think so. Ewww!	0:15:00	0:15:02
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:15:02	0:15:04
-Nice work. -There's a towel for you. -Thank you.	0:15:05	0:15:08
Stop the wheel!	0:15:09	0:15:11
-BOTH: -Ooh!	0:15:13	0:15:15
Question prize. OK, lads, a member of our studio audience	0:15:15	0:15:18
is about to ask you...	0:15:18	0:15:20
LAUGHTER	0:15:20	0:15:22
-This lad. This is Jaden. -Jaden!	0:15:22	0:15:24
He's going to ask you the prize question.	0:15:24	0:15:27
If you get it right, he will win a very special prize,	0:15:27	0:15:29
so no pressure. Go on, Sam, off you go.	0:15:29	0:15:31
So I'm going to go to Jaden. Right, Jaden, stand up, mate.	0:15:31	0:15:34
-Stand up. Say hello to Josh and Casey. -Hello! -Nice voice.	0:15:34	0:15:38
-Is that your natural voice? -No. -Ah.	0:15:38	0:15:41
Right, OK, so, here is the question that you have to read out to	0:15:41	0:15:45
Josh and Casey. If they get it right, you win a prize.	0:15:45	0:15:48
There's the question. Read it out.	0:15:48	0:15:51
-"How many zeroes are there in 100,000?" -Think about it, guys.	0:15:51	0:15:56
(Six...)	0:15:57	0:15:58
-(Six.) -Yeah? Are you sure? -Yeah.	0:15:59	0:16:01
Go on, then, you say it. This is on your head.	0:16:01	0:16:03
-Do you want to double-check? -I would like to double-check,	0:16:03	0:16:06
-because it's for Jaden. -You've got time. -So one, zero, zero...	0:16:06	0:16:08
Six! No!	0:16:08	0:16:11
-Hang on, you said six. -Five! -It's five! -You said six.	0:16:11	0:16:13
Casey, you just went like this, "Six."	0:16:13	0:16:17
Literally...	0:16:17	0:16:19
Which one do you want me to take - your hand signal	0:16:19	0:16:21
-or what came out of your mouth? -Five. -Five.	0:16:21	0:16:23
-Hand signal. -Five.	0:16:23	0:16:25
-Is five your final answer? -Yes, sir. Amen. -Yeah, go on - five.	0:16:25	0:16:28
It's the right answer!	0:16:28	0:16:30
APPLAUSE	0:16:30	0:16:32
You, my friend, have just won a digital camera!	0:16:32	0:16:35
Stop that wheel!	0:16:39	0:16:41
-Oh, it's landed on forfeit. -Oh, no.	0:16:41	0:16:44
Oh, do you know what? This forfeit should be pretty easy for you, Nile.	0:16:44	0:16:47
-We want you to walk on your hands! -Oh!	0:16:47	0:16:49
Come on, stand here, mate.	0:16:49	0:16:52
I don't know if I can do that.	0:16:52	0:16:54
Be careful. Yes, don't hurt yourself. That would be terrible.	0:16:54	0:16:56
-Do you want me to walk down the stairs? -No! Don't do that.	0:16:56	0:17:00
Health and safety have gone mad over there.	0:17:00	0:17:02
OK, you do your thing, you do your thing.	0:17:02	0:17:05
APPLAUSE	0:17:07	0:17:11
-Oh, cool! -Yeah!	0:17:13	0:17:15
What a ledge! What a ledge!	0:17:17	0:17:19
-OK, time for our next exercise. -Can I take the bag off now, please?	0:17:20	0:17:25
I suppose so.	0:17:25	0:17:26
-Remember what we agreed - five-minute bursts only. -OK.	0:17:26	0:17:30
Agh!	0:17:30	0:17:32
-Now, how long did you say you've been together? -13 years.	0:17:32	0:17:35
-Oh, unlucky for some. -Yeah, me. -You mean me.	0:17:35	0:17:38
Actually, I think it's the general public who're the real losers.	0:17:38	0:17:41
But there must have been some fond memories	0:17:41	0:17:43
you've shared over the years?	0:17:43	0:17:45
Anything?	0:17:50	0:17:51
Oh! There was that time you went on holiday for two weeks.	0:17:51	0:17:54
Oh, yeah, and when you had that hideous cold	0:17:54	0:17:56
and you couldn't come to work.	0:17:56	0:17:58
Do you know what? That was one of the happiest days of my life.	0:17:58	0:18:00
But surely you've shared some good times together?	0:18:00	0:18:04
Yeah, when we play games where we put each other through agony.	0:18:04	0:18:07
-Like In Yer House! -Yeah!	0:18:07	0:18:09
-Bag. -Right.	0:18:09	0:18:11
Agent Rhodes, this is the target's house.	0:18:15	0:18:18
You must enter the house, head upstairs and go to the bathroom.	0:18:18	0:18:21
-Understood? -Into the house, go upstairs and go to the bathroom.	0:18:21	0:18:25
I mean... Well, not go to the bathroom, I'll hide...	0:18:25	0:18:27
-Enough! -Yep, cool. -This is a drawing of a cat that I did.	0:18:27	0:18:31
Notice the subtle realism, whilst retaining an abstract charm.	0:18:31	0:18:35
Hey, hey, it's purrrfect!	0:18:35	0:18:38
Stop that!	0:18:38	0:18:39
-I need you to now go back downstairs... -Oh!	0:18:41	0:18:43
..and head into the living room,	0:18:43	0:18:44
bearing in mind the target, Amelia, is in the room next door.	0:18:44	0:18:48
-She's just in the kitchen. -Yeah.	0:18:48	0:18:50
So you're going to have to be very, very quiet,	0:18:50	0:18:52
-and the door to the kitchen is open. -Oh, you're joking! -So be careful.	0:18:52	0:18:54
OK.	0:18:54	0:18:55
Why are you smirking?	0:18:57	0:18:58
-(I don't know.) -Why are you smirking?	0:18:58	0:19:01
She's still in the kitchen.	0:19:01	0:19:03
Don't forget you're going into the living room.	0:19:03	0:19:05
I can see you coming down the stairs!	0:19:05	0:19:07
Mark doesn't know that Amelia's dad is in the living room.	0:19:07	0:19:10
He's going to get a right fright when he goes in!	0:19:10	0:19:12
Into the living room. Quick, quick, quick, quick!	0:19:17	0:19:20
There, yeah!	0:19:20	0:19:22
Say, "Hello, Daddy!"	0:19:25	0:19:27
Hello, Daddy!	0:19:27	0:19:29
OK, so here's what's going to happen -	0:19:30	0:19:32
-you're going to flip a coin. -Yeah. -If it lands on your face,	0:19:32	0:19:35
-you and dad will rock out to heavy metal music. -Great.	0:19:35	0:19:38
-But if it lands on my face... -Yeah?	0:19:38	0:19:41
There's a rose in your survival kit. You need to get it out,	0:19:41	0:19:44
put it in your mouth and do a mean tango with the dad.	0:19:44	0:19:47
-Right. -Flip away.	0:19:47	0:19:49
'Sam.'	0:19:51	0:19:52
-Sam. -OK, mate, so you're about to do a mean tango.	0:19:52	0:19:55
Mate, this could be your Strictly audition, this.	0:19:55	0:19:58
Daddy, would you like to dance?	0:19:58	0:19:59
Yeah. Tango with me.	0:19:59	0:20:01
Get him, hold him close.	0:20:04	0:20:05
I want good posture.	0:20:05	0:20:07
Keep your back straight.	0:20:07	0:20:10
TANGO MUSIC	0:20:10	0:20:13
Flip him back like it's the end of a dance.	0:20:16	0:20:18
Don't wreck his back.	0:20:18	0:20:20
Oh, yeah, let him do it to you. Oh, lovely.	0:20:20	0:20:24
SAM LAUGHS	0:20:24	0:20:26
Good job, mate.	0:20:26	0:20:27
Challenge 3 complete.	0:20:27	0:20:29
Nice work.	0:20:29	0:20:31
This is a Sunday roast that I knocked up last weekend.	0:20:31	0:20:34
I mean, look at those Yorkie puddings.	0:20:34	0:20:36
Oh, wow, that is good.	0:20:36	0:20:38
It was great, Aidan. Thank you.	0:20:38	0:20:41
Agent Rhodes, this is your In Yer House Coin of Destiny.	0:20:41	0:20:45
You will need to flip that coin when I tell you so	0:20:45	0:20:47
in every hiding position.	0:20:47	0:20:49
If it lands on your face, you will get an easier task.	0:20:49	0:20:51
-If it lands on my face, you'll get a tougher task. -Got it.	0:20:51	0:20:55
When I flip the coin, I don't want to see your face. Standard.	0:20:55	0:20:57
Sssh!	0:20:57	0:20:59
You're going to flip the coin.	0:20:59	0:21:01
If it lands on your face you have to pull the tablecloth off the table.	0:21:01	0:21:06
If it lands on my face, you have to put it over your head like a ghost	0:21:06	0:21:10
and pretend to be a ghost whilst moving to the next location	0:21:10	0:21:14
which is the cupboard in Kieran's bedroom.	0:21:14	0:21:16
Flip that coin, brother.	0:21:16	0:21:19
Sam.	0:21:21	0:21:23
Time to get your best ghost impression on, mate.	0:21:26	0:21:29
Be quiet. They're only in the kitchen next to you.	0:21:31	0:21:34
Ooh!	0:21:34	0:21:35
SAM LAUGHS	0:21:35	0:21:37
Ooh!	0:21:37	0:21:39
Get yourself into Kieran's bedroom.	0:21:39	0:21:40
Don't lose it at the last hurdle, mate.	0:21:40	0:21:43
Ooh!	0:21:43	0:21:44
OK, get into the wardrobe.	0:21:46	0:21:49
Hurry up and get in there, mate. Hurry up and get in there.	0:21:49	0:21:53
SAM LAUGHS	0:21:53	0:21:55
This is the target's house.	0:21:55	0:21:57
I would like you to enter the house and then go into the bathroom	0:21:57	0:22:00
and hide in the bath. Do you copy?	0:22:00	0:22:03
It's a bit weird, but, yeah, copy that.	0:22:03	0:22:05
And this is where I'm thinking about going on my holidays.	0:22:05	0:22:07
I don't know if it's going to be a beach holiday or a city break.	0:22:07	0:22:10
-What do you think? -Obviously the beach. -Yeah, beach.	0:22:10	0:22:13
-It's much cooler, calmer. -Yeah, true, very nice.	0:22:13	0:22:16
-Looks lovely. Get it booked. -One final question, Agent Nixon.	0:22:16	0:22:20
-Are you ready? -Does this face look like it's ready?	0:22:20	0:22:23
-Er, no. -It is ready. -Go!	0:22:23	0:22:25
Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!	0:22:25	0:22:28
OK, Sam is in the house. Niamh hasn't got a clue.	0:22:35	0:22:39
I'm going to get him into the bathroom first up.	0:22:39	0:22:42
First challenge. Let's do this.	0:22:42	0:22:44
What is that?	0:22:46	0:22:48
Sam, Sam, get...	0:22:50	0:22:52
(Mark, can you hear me?)	0:22:57	0:22:58
I think she clocked you.	0:22:58	0:23:00
I think she's clocked you already.	0:23:00	0:23:02
Mum, somebody's just walked into the house and gone into the bathroom.	0:23:02	0:23:05
Oh, no, she's clocked you!	0:23:05	0:23:08
There's a camera in the flowerpot?!	0:23:12	0:23:15
She's got you straight away. It's going to be the shortest one ever!	0:23:15	0:23:18
And a man's just walked into the bathroom.	0:23:18	0:23:20
A man's just walked into the bathroom.	0:23:20	0:23:21
-I think she's lying. -Sam, Sam, get into the bath.	0:23:21	0:23:25
-That's a bit odd, isn't it? -Go and have a look in the bathroom then.	0:23:25	0:23:28
Hide in the bath, hide in the bath now. She's coming.	0:23:28	0:23:31
There's no-one in there.	0:23:41	0:23:43
I'm going to check behind the curtain.	0:23:43	0:23:47
You don't need to check behind the curtain. There's no-one here.	0:23:47	0:23:50
There's a red flashing light!	0:23:50	0:23:53
-No, there isn't. -What is it?	0:23:53	0:23:55
I think you're seeing things.	0:23:55	0:23:57
Have you had some sort of funny argument at school today?	0:24:01	0:24:04
No, I swear.	0:24:04	0:24:07
There was somebody's hand behind that curtain.	0:24:07	0:24:10
It's a bit ridiculous.	0:24:10	0:24:12
Mum's trying to cover it up.	0:24:12	0:24:13
-The window's open. -Hello!	0:24:13	0:24:16
What is that?	0:24:16	0:24:19
She's clocked us straight away.	0:24:19	0:24:20
It's a plant pot from school today.	0:24:20	0:24:23
Why has it got a camera in it then?	0:24:23	0:24:24
-It hasn't. -Mum?	0:24:24	0:24:28
This round thing, it's got a little lens, right?	0:24:28	0:24:31
And there's somebody in the bathroom.	0:24:34	0:24:36
I think it's safe to say we have been rumbled!	0:24:36	0:24:40
There's a camera there, a camera there.	0:24:40	0:24:42
I'm going to see if there's one in my bedroom.	0:24:42	0:24:45
Is there a camera up in the loft?	0:24:45	0:24:47
No, I'm about to go up there and put the Guides stuff away.	0:24:47	0:24:50
-What is going on? -Nothing.	0:24:50	0:24:53
-I think you're going on. -This has got to be some kind of world record.	0:24:53	0:24:56
Can you come here a moment, please?	0:24:56	0:24:59
No, I'm going to look in the bathroom.	0:24:59	0:25:01
You've just looked in there.	0:25:01	0:25:03
Sam, get out of the bathroom now.	0:25:03	0:25:05
-There's something strange going on here. -There isn't. -There is.	0:25:05	0:25:08
-Where am I going? -Go into Mum and Dad's bedroom quickly now.	0:25:08	0:25:11
Go, go!	0:25:11	0:25:13
You've got a really bad lying face on.	0:25:15	0:25:18
FLOORBOARD CREAKS	0:25:22	0:25:24
-What is that? -That's the wind.	0:25:24	0:25:26
She's coming! She's coming! She's coming!	0:25:26	0:25:29
-People don't make a habit of walking in the door, do they? -Told you!	0:25:29	0:25:33
Oh, no!	0:25:33	0:25:35
I told you there's someone there!	0:25:35	0:25:37
Oh, no!	0:25:37	0:25:39
Shortest In Yer House ever.	0:25:41	0:25:44
I know it's you!	0:25:47	0:25:49
Well, you two certainly seem to be getting on now.	0:25:51	0:25:53
Yeah, thanks, Doctor. I think we're really working through our issues.	0:25:53	0:25:57
No, no, certainly getting on,	0:25:57	0:25:58
as in time hasn't exactly been kind to you, has it?	0:25:58	0:26:01
Please don't frown.	0:26:01	0:26:02
It just accentuates the lines in your horrendously wizened faces.	0:26:02	0:26:07
Well, thanks, Doctor, for all your help.	0:26:07	0:26:09
I think we're 100% cured now so, come on, Sam. Off we go, darling.	0:26:09	0:26:13
-Thanks, Doctor. -Oh, well, if you're absolutely sure?	0:26:13	0:26:16
Why wouldn't we be sure?	0:26:16	0:26:18
Oh, no, just something he said when you were in the toilet for	0:26:18	0:26:20
that strangely long period of time.	0:26:20	0:26:22
Why, what did he say?	0:26:22	0:26:24
He mentioned words like "buffoon", "talentless" and, what was it?	0:26:24	0:26:27
Oh, yes, "Smells like a badger's undercrackers."	0:26:27	0:26:31
-Everything all right? -I can't believe you. You beast!	0:26:31	0:26:34
-What you on about? -He's told me. -What?	0:26:34	0:26:37
Everything you've been saying about me.	0:26:37	0:26:38
I haven't been saying anything about you.	0:26:38	0:26:40
-He's just told me! -Oh, man... -Dance, puppets.	0:26:40	0:26:43
You know EXACTLY what I'm talking about, Mark Thomas!	0:26:43	0:26:45
-Dance for Daddy. -You're so defensive all the time.	0:26:45	0:26:47
-I'm defensive, am I? -You know what annoys me about you? -Oh, go on.	0:26:47	0:26:50
You speak in a high-pitched voice to get your point across.	0:26:50	0:26:53
HIGH-PITCHED: I don't know what you're talking about!	0:26:53	0:26:55
-Only dogs could hear that. -Do you know what annoys me about you? -What?	0:26:55	0:26:58
That tooth. That tooth is a stupid tooth.	0:26:58	0:27:00
It's about time someone paid them back for humiliating	0:27:00	0:27:03
those poor, poor parents.	0:27:03	0:27:04
Why don't YOU pipe down?	0:27:04	0:27:07
JOLLY PIANO MUSIC	0:27:07	0:27:11
Right on your face!	0:27:24	0:27:27
Oh! Ha-ha-ha!	0:27:49	0:27:52
Yes, none of these exercises seem to be working	0:27:52	0:27:55
so I suggest we return to your roots.	0:27:55	0:27:57
No, the world can not find out I'm not a natural mousy brown.	0:27:57	0:28:02
Not your hair roots. I mean, your roots as pop singers.	0:28:02	0:28:04
Why don't you try expressing your feelings to each other using	0:28:04	0:28:07
-the medium of song? -I don't know.	0:28:07	0:28:09
I don't think we're prepared for something like that.	0:28:09	0:28:12
# Mark, I love your face	0:28:12	0:28:16
# And, Mark	0:28:18	0:28:20
# I really love your face	0:28:20	0:28:23
# Sam, your hair glistens like a beacon of grease	0:28:23	0:28:28
# No, but, Mark, I just said I really LOVE your face	0:28:29	0:28:34
# You've got a big moon face	0:28:34	0:28:36
# No, Mark, we're loving each other's faces at the minute	0:28:36	0:28:40
# I've got a better face than you. #	0:28:40	0:28:42
-No, MY face is better than your face! -My face is better!	0:28:42	0:28:44
-My face is better! -My face is better!	0:28:44	0:28:46
-# My face is better than yours. # -No!	0:28:46	0:28:48
-# My face is better than yours. # -No! It's my face!	0:28:48	0:28:50
# It's my face.	0:28:50	0:28:52
# My-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my-my -my-my-my face	0:28:52	0:28:54
# My face, my face is better	0:28:54	0:28:55
# My face, my face. #	0:28:55	0:28:57
Go on, carry on.	0:28:59	0:29:00
How are we supposed to carry on singing with water in us face?	0:29:00	0:29:03
You tell me.	0:29:03	0:29:05
MUSIC: Uptown Girl by Billy Joel	0:29:06	0:29:09
MUSIC: (Is This The Way To) Amarillo by Tony Christie	0:29:27	0:29:30
MUSIC: Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepson	0:29:40	0:29:44
MUSIC: Dancing Queen by ABBA	0:29:52	0:29:56
MUSIC: Dancing In The Street by Martha and the Vandellas	0:30:00	0:30:04
MUSIC: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen	0:30:15	0:30:18
MUSIC: Roar by Katy Perry	0:30:23	0:30:26
MUSIC: Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go by Wham!	0:31:16	0:31:20
MUSIC: Angels by Robbie Williams	0:31:32	0:31:36
MUSIC: Candy by Robbie Williams	0:31:59	0:32:02
MUSIC: Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson	0:32:07	0:32:11
MUSIC: 9 to 5 by Dolly Parton	0:32:23	0:32:27
MUSIC: Reach by S Club 7	0:32:41	0:32:44
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:33:11	0:33:13
Hold your fire, hold your fire.	0:33:13	0:33:15
Well, now we've cooled down a little, I suggest we sit in silence	0:33:18	0:33:22
and enjoy each other's company.	0:33:22	0:33:25
-Will you just stop that? -What?	0:33:36	0:33:37
The thing you keep doing with your eyelids.	0:33:37	0:33:39
-What, blinking? -Yes, blinking.	0:33:39	0:33:41
-What's wrong with the way I blink? -The noise!	0:33:41	0:33:44
Does it have to be so loud?	0:33:44	0:33:45
Blink-blink-blink-blink-blink -blink-blink-blink!	0:33:45	0:33:48
That's all I hear every single minute of the blinking day!	0:33:48	0:33:51
Well, you're a fine one to talk, aren't you?	0:33:51	0:33:53
-That thing you do with your lungs. -What, breathing? -Yeah.	0:33:53	0:33:57
-Well, it's keeping me alive. -Exactly.	0:33:57	0:33:59
How do you two even work together?	0:33:59	0:34:01
You look so in tune	0:34:01	0:34:02
when you're facing off against other celebrities.	0:34:02	0:34:05
That's different. That's because I'm really competitive.	0:34:05	0:34:07
You're not as competitive as me.	0:34:07	0:34:08
Huh, I think you'll find I'm more competitive.	0:34:08	0:34:11
-I'm more competitive. -I'm 1,000 times more competitive than you.	0:34:11	0:34:15
Well, I'm infinity more times competitive than you.	0:34:15	0:34:18
Well, I'm infinity more times competitive than you plus one. Hah!	0:34:18	0:34:21
-Have you heard this? -Sorry, I didn't hear a thing due to your...	0:34:21	0:34:23
-SHOUTS: -..incessant blinking!	0:34:23	0:34:26
Somewhere on the streets of the UK, TV's dynamic duo,	0:34:31	0:34:36
Sam and Mark, are about to go head-to-head with	0:34:36	0:34:38
a pair of fearless celebs on a mystery mission.	0:34:38	0:34:42
Let's go, let's go!	0:34:42	0:34:44
Enlisting the help of the local community,	0:34:44	0:34:46
they must do all they can to complete their surprise challenge,	0:34:46	0:34:49
but only one daring double act will be victorious.	0:34:49	0:34:54
This is Sam and Mark's Big Friday Face-Off!	0:34:54	0:34:58
Hi, there. We're Sam and Mark.	0:35:00	0:35:01
And they are top TV funnymen Johnny and Inel.	0:35:01	0:35:04
-Hi, I'm Johnny. -And I'm Inel.	0:35:04	0:35:06
-And we're funny. -Yes. -And we are on the beautiful beachfront of...	0:35:06	0:35:10
ALL: Prestatyn!	0:35:10	0:35:12
-But why, oh, why are we here?! -I don't know. You asked us.	0:35:12	0:35:16
Well, apparently our challenge for today is contained in these	0:35:16	0:35:19
-two golden envelopes. -Well, what are we waiting for?	0:35:19	0:35:22
"Greetings, Sam, Mark, Johnny and Inel.	0:35:22	0:35:26
"Welcome to the Big Face-off Song Challenge.	0:35:26	0:35:29
"You must write and perform a song about all things Prestatyn.	0:35:29	0:35:34
"The song must include the line, 'Press that in.'"	0:35:34	0:35:37
Press that in!	0:35:37	0:35:40
"Have at least one person playing an instrument." That's not me.	0:35:41	0:35:46
-"Include lyrics provided by the lovely local folk." -Brilliant! -OK.	0:35:46	0:35:50
"And have one additional person to join you in your performance.	0:35:50	0:35:55
"You will have only a mobile phone	0:35:55	0:35:57
-"and £50 to help you on your musical journey." -50 quid as well?	0:35:57	0:36:01
-We only spend a tenner of that and 40 quid profit. -Lovely! -Yeah!	0:36:01	0:36:05
'Glad you're in tune with the challenge, boys.	0:36:05	0:36:08
-'Now, to your starting positions.' -All right. See you later, lads.	0:36:08	0:36:11
Our duetting duos have to write a song before performing it at	0:36:11	0:36:15
a holiday park at 8pm tonight,	0:36:15	0:36:17
but who will judge the top tunes from the bum notes?	0:36:17	0:36:20
Meet guest judges Joe and Jake.	0:36:20	0:36:23
After meeting on The Voice UK, Joe and Jake went on to release	0:36:23	0:36:26
their debut single and represent the UK	0:36:26	0:36:29
at the 2016 Eurovision Song contest.	0:36:29	0:36:32
Music is definitely their forte,	0:36:32	0:36:34
but will our duo's tracks be a hit or a miss?	0:36:34	0:36:37
Let the challenge commence.	0:36:40	0:36:42
-Gametime, brother. -OK.	0:36:46	0:36:47
OK, calm down. We need to get instruments first, I think.	0:36:47	0:36:51
-OK, yeah. -Because at least we know then the vibe of the song that we	0:36:51	0:36:54
need to go with. We could go to the place where I actually saw a guitar.	0:36:54	0:36:58
-Oh, you've seen one already? -I've seen one. Let's go. Let's go.	0:36:58	0:37:02
Where shall we start?	0:37:02	0:37:03
Well, we're at the top of the hill, so let's go downhill. It's easier.	0:37:03	0:37:06
-I reckon this is not going to be £50. -No, hopefully not.	0:37:06	0:37:10
We've got to make a song up about the town,	0:37:10	0:37:13
so if there's any lyrics that might spring to mind.	0:37:13	0:37:17
Well, for starters, I don't live here.	0:37:17	0:37:19
-I've only been to the jeweller's. -The jeweller's. -Jeweller's.	0:37:19	0:37:23
'It's a start.'	0:37:23	0:37:24
-Don't touch it! It says, "Please do not twang." -£22.50.	0:37:24	0:37:29
-Can you haggle? -20 quid, see if you can get it for 20 quid. -Well, that's	0:37:29	0:37:33
-what I was thinking. -Then a £2 cup of tea. -Yeah.	0:37:33	0:37:35
We're in Prestatyn and we've got to write a song about Prestatyn,	0:37:35	0:37:38
so anything you might know about Prestatyn that might inspire	0:37:38	0:37:41
-some lyrics? -I'm from Liverpool.	0:37:41	0:37:44
We have got a bit of a challenge to do.	0:37:44	0:37:45
We've got £50 and we need to find an instrument.	0:37:45	0:37:48
-I've got a cracking lute up there. -SAM AND MARK: A lute?! -Yeah.	0:37:48	0:37:51
-Now you're talking. -I don't know if I can play a lute. -'What's a lute?'	0:37:51	0:37:54
-Played in the medieval days. -Was it really?!	0:37:54	0:37:56
-Do you mind just showing us it? -I think I could play that.	0:37:56	0:37:58
-I've never tried to play a lute. -I think I could play that.	0:37:58	0:38:01
Hey, sir.	0:38:01	0:38:02
-Are you from Prestatyn at all? -Well, I live here.	0:38:02	0:38:05
We've got to write a song about Prestatyn and we're looking	0:38:05	0:38:08
for any inspiration, maybe, for lyrics that we can come up with.	0:38:08	0:38:11
Is there anything you know that might help us?	0:38:11	0:38:14
No.	0:38:14	0:38:16
Yeah, that sounds terrible. I think we should stick with the guitar.	0:38:18	0:38:20
I like it.	0:38:20	0:38:21
But is there any, like, kind of local facts or anything that	0:38:21	0:38:25
-might inspire some lyrics? -No.	0:38:25	0:38:27
-We live by the sea. -Live by the sea. -Boom. That's big.	0:38:27	0:38:30
-You're a lot more talented than what you let on. -Hey! There we are.	0:38:30	0:38:33
What do you love about Prestatyn,	0:38:33	0:38:35
other than this lovely shop, obviously?	0:38:35	0:38:37
Various clientele comes in, you know.	0:38:37	0:38:39
I mean, most of them are nice people.	0:38:39	0:38:41
-You get the odd idiot, but most of them are nice. -That's a great lyric.	0:38:41	0:38:44
-"Most of them are nice people, you get the odd idiot." -Yeah, yeah.	0:38:44	0:38:47
Charming(!)	0:38:47	0:38:49
Armed with an instrument,	0:38:49	0:38:50
Sam and Mark are finding inspiration everywhere.	0:38:50	0:38:52
# Bunny at the crossroads Waiting for the green man	0:38:52	0:38:55
# Yeah, Yeah, yeah, yeah. # You've still got it.	0:38:55	0:38:58
We've got to make a song up about Prestatyn and we've already got	0:38:58	0:39:01
-good jewels... -Good jewels. -..from George. -Yes.	0:39:01	0:39:04
-Live by the sea... -Living in it. -..from Stephen. -Mm-hm.	0:39:04	0:39:07
-I mean, the song basically writes itself. -I tell you what,	0:39:07	0:39:10
-we have to just do two more minutes of this and we're done. -Yeah.	0:39:10	0:39:13
Two more minutes, max.	0:39:13	0:39:14
'Apparently this challenge is too easy.'	0:39:14	0:39:16
Want a cup of tea or something?	0:39:16	0:39:17
Well, we should do. I mean, we've got 50 quid.	0:39:17	0:39:20
The biggest thing for Prestatyn, we are the end of the Offa's Dyke.	0:39:20	0:39:23
Offa's? Offa?	0:39:23	0:39:25
-Like the Pennine Trail, like that? -That kind of thing, yeah. -OK.	0:39:25	0:39:28
Similar to the Pennine Trail.	0:39:28	0:39:31
-Which is better - the Pennine Trail or Offa's Dyke? -Offa's definitely.	0:39:31	0:39:34
-Does it OFFER much more? -'Good one.'	0:39:34	0:39:38
James, let's set the scene, yeah?	0:39:38	0:39:40
-Right. -It's Friday. What are you going to be doing with your friends?	0:39:40	0:39:43
-Beach. -Beach? -Yeah, beach. -Yeah! -Beach is a good one.	0:39:43	0:39:47
-We ain't even got that. -What do you do at the beach?	0:39:47	0:39:49
-Build sandcastles. -Yes!	0:39:50	0:39:53
-Are you actually on telly? -Yeah.	0:39:53	0:39:55
-Keep talking. -And this time of day, this is called the golden hour.	0:39:55	0:40:00
-# Golden hour. -The golden hour. # -The golden hour.	0:40:00	0:40:02
The beautiful hills and vales of Prestatyn.	0:40:02	0:40:05
-# The beautiful hills... # -We have a retail park.	0:40:05	0:40:08
So, James, let's finish this off, right? What are the houses like?	0:40:08	0:40:12
Nice. Quite big, some of them.	0:40:12	0:40:14
-Big houses, some of them. -Quite big houses.	0:40:14	0:40:17
-Some of them. -Some of them are colourful. -Oi, colourful.	0:40:17	0:40:20
-Quite colourful big houses. -Put that in.	0:40:20	0:40:22
We haven't got a lot of lyrics. It's only going to be a minute long.	0:40:22	0:40:25
Yeah. I reckon we've got more than enough.	0:40:25	0:40:27
Johnny and Inel are running scared.	0:40:27	0:40:28
I think we've got enough material for an entire album.	0:40:28	0:40:30
I do.	0:40:30	0:40:32
The stage is set. Both teams have put in some last-minute rehearsals,	0:40:32	0:40:35
but whose song will win over our judges Joe and Jake?	0:40:35	0:40:40
We are both going to be looking for	0:40:40	0:40:41
a really confident and fun performance.	0:40:41	0:40:43
-We really want the guys to stand out and just enjoy themselves. -Simple.	0:40:43	0:40:47
Or is it? Time to find out.	0:40:47	0:40:49
Introducing onto the stage, it's Johnny and Inel!	0:40:49	0:40:53
Sing your heart out, lads.	0:40:53	0:40:55
I'm actually quite nervous now.	0:40:55	0:40:57
HE BEATBOXES	0:41:00	0:41:02
# Prestatyn	0:41:04	0:41:06
# Prestatyn, Prestatyn	0:41:06	0:41:09
# Press that in	0:41:09	0:41:10
# Press that in... #	0:41:10	0:41:12
# Prestatyn	0:41:29	0:41:31
# Prestatyn	0:41:31	0:41:32
# Prestatyn	0:41:32	0:41:34
# Press that in... #	0:41:34	0:41:36
# Prestatyn	0:41:45	0:41:47
-# Prestatyn, Prestatyn... # -It's really good.	0:41:47	0:41:50
-It's really good. -# Press that in... #	0:41:50	0:41:52
It's annoyingly good.	0:41:52	0:41:54
# Prestatyn Prestatyn	0:41:54	0:41:58
# Prestatyn	0:41:58	0:42:01
# Prestatyn... #	0:42:01	0:42:04
Sounds good, sounds good to me!	0:42:04	0:42:07
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:42:08	0:42:11
Wow. Just wow!	0:42:11	0:42:13
Those boys really know how to handle a tiny saxophone.	0:42:13	0:42:16
-Please welcome to the stage Sam and Mark! -But will it be enough?	0:42:16	0:42:21
Got it. # Ooh-ohh	0:42:23	0:42:26
-# Wicked, wha-wha-wha-wha -Ooh-ooh	0:42:26	0:42:29
# Yeah	0:42:29	0:42:31
# Break it down	0:42:31	0:42:32
# Prestatyn Prestatyn	0:42:45	0:42:47
# Sounds like press that in Press that in	0:42:47	0:42:50
# Prestatyn Prestatyn	0:43:01	0:43:03
# Sounds like press that in Press that in	0:43:03	0:43:07
# Prestatyn Prestatyn	0:43:07	0:43:09
# Sounds like press that in	0:43:09	0:43:12
-# Oohhhh... -Press it in, press it in	0:43:12	0:43:15
# Press it in Press the button	0:43:15	0:43:18
# Press it in, press it in Press it in, press it in	0:43:18	0:43:21
# Press it, press it, press it in, Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah	0:43:21	0:43:23
# Prestatyn, Prestatyn	0:43:23	0:43:26
# Press that in Press that in	0:43:26	0:43:29
# Prestatyn, Prestatyn	0:43:29	0:43:31
# Prestatyn, Prestatyn Press that in. #	0:43:31	0:43:35
-Thank you! -Thanks everybody.	0:43:35	0:43:36
I want to press that into my CD player and put it on repeat.	0:43:36	0:43:41
Anyway, it's judgment time.	0:43:41	0:43:44
So, Jake, what did you like about Johnny and Inel's Song?	0:43:44	0:43:48
I loved how unique it was.	0:43:48	0:43:49
It was just so current and catchy	0:43:49	0:43:51
and I think you got everyone involved.	0:43:51	0:43:53
-And of course the use of instrument. -Fantastic use of the instrument.	0:43:53	0:43:56
-Go on, give us a whirl. -Give us a blast.	0:43:56	0:43:59
Beautiful, right? Isn't that beautiful?	0:43:59	0:44:02
And of course, Sam and Mark, what d'you love about their performance?	0:44:02	0:44:05
-The chorus! -# Press that in Prestatyn... #	0:44:05	0:44:08
Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys!	0:44:08	0:44:10
Sing the chorus to Johnny and Inel's song!	0:44:10	0:44:12
-OK, we've got some trash talk. -We're ready, aren't we, Jake?	0:44:14	0:44:17
-After three? -After three.	0:44:17	0:44:20
You guys going to count three? In three...	0:44:20	0:44:22
AUDIENCE: ..two, one.	0:44:22	0:44:24
JOE AND JAKE: Sam and Mark!	0:44:24	0:44:27
-Congratulations. -# Prestatyn, Prestatyn	0:44:28	0:44:31
# Press that in Press that in. #	0:44:31	0:44:35
-Cheers, guys. -Oh, wow! We get a trophy and everything!	0:44:35	0:44:39
CHEERING	0:44:39	0:44:41
Thanks to Johnny and Inel. Thank you very much. Well played, well played.	0:44:41	0:44:45
-Excellent competitors. -Sam and Mark, still number one.	0:44:45	0:44:50
It's race time.	0:44:50	0:44:51
Ready!	0:44:51	0:44:54
Set!	0:44:54	0:44:55
Sam and Mark and Catherine and Kelly have had just a couple of hours	0:44:57	0:45:00
to find three people willing to join them in a 400m relay race.	0:45:00	0:45:03
That's a good head start for us.	0:45:03	0:45:05
Team Sam and Mark have taken an early lead.	0:45:05	0:45:08
Is anyone else worried about Paddy?	0:45:08	0:45:10
-Come on, Dave. -We need this now.	0:45:10	0:45:12
Start running, Dave. GO!	0:45:12	0:45:15
Wow, Team Sam and Mark really going for it.	0:45:15	0:45:18
Oh, no, here comes the pram, here comes the wheels.	0:45:18	0:45:21
Go! Go! Go! Whoo!	0:45:21	0:45:23
-Well done, Dave. -Well done, Dave.	0:45:25	0:45:28
Sam and Mark have set away.	0:45:28	0:45:30
They are a person light, so they're having to do 200 metres	0:45:30	0:45:33
as opposed to just one and they're already struggling.	0:45:33	0:45:36
Well done, Sam!	0:45:36	0:45:38
Go!	0:45:38	0:45:40
Come on!	0:45:40	0:45:43
-They're about to be overtaken. -'He's like a gazelle.'	0:45:43	0:45:46
That's the bit, that's the losing moment.	0:45:46	0:45:49
They're in big trouble here.	0:45:49	0:45:51
They're only halfway round the bend at the top of track and the	0:45:51	0:45:53
Blue team are about to receive the baton for their final leg.	0:45:53	0:45:56
One, two, three...	0:45:56	0:45:57
Kelly and Catherine are away on the final leg.	0:45:57	0:45:59
Eyes on the prize. Eyes on the prize.	0:45:59	0:46:02
I'm really tired!	0:46:02	0:46:03
Sam and Mark absolutely nowhere.	0:46:03	0:46:06
-Come on! -Who was that guy who hurt his leg that time and his dad...?	0:46:06	0:46:10
THEY LAUGH	0:46:10	0:46:12
-They might as well give up now. -Come on!	0:46:12	0:46:15
And here we go. Ten metres left.	0:46:15	0:46:17
-Winners! -Victorious, the Blue team. Catherine and Kelly.	0:46:21	0:46:25
-Argh! -Oh, come on! -Finish the race!	0:46:25	0:46:29
Kind of knew they were going to win if I'm completely honest.	0:46:29	0:46:32
Heads together, come on, lads. You've got this.	0:46:32	0:46:35
Come on, boys!	0:46:35	0:46:38
'And the losers. Too many trips to the biscuit tin.'	0:46:38	0:46:41
Let's try a different tack.	0:46:42	0:46:44
What would you two say if I said you would never see each other	0:46:44	0:46:47
-ever again? -I'd say good riddance. -Oh, would you?	0:46:47	0:46:50
Well, I'd say...good.	0:46:50	0:46:52
Well, at least I wouldn't have to spend the next 13 years	0:46:52	0:46:55
looking at your ridiculous facial expressions.	0:46:55	0:46:58
Well, at least I wouldn't have to see that stupid dance of yours.	0:46:58	0:47:01
Yes, thank you, if you could sit down, please. Thank you.	0:47:03	0:47:06
Well, at least I'd have to learn twice as many lines. Oh.	0:47:06	0:47:10
Oh, yeah. Come to think of it,	0:47:10	0:47:12
-I'd have to start cleaning my own dressing room. -Yeah.	0:47:12	0:47:15
And I'll have to clean the toilet with my own toothbrush.	0:47:15	0:47:19
-Do you know what, mate? I couldn't live without you. -Nor I you.	0:47:19	0:47:24
BOTH SOB	0:47:24	0:47:27
HE RETCHES	0:47:27	0:47:29
Oh, I've never seen this sickening side to you two before.	0:47:29	0:47:32
-Hey, there's a lot you've not seen, Doctor. -Like this unseen footage	0:47:32	0:47:35
from across the series, starting with	0:47:35	0:47:37
a special performance from Union J.	0:47:37	0:47:39
Who are you talking to?	0:47:39	0:47:41
No-one.	0:47:41	0:47:42
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:47:47	0:47:49
# I thought that I'd been hurt before	0:47:54	0:47:58
# But no-one's ever left me quite this sore	0:48:00	0:48:04
# Cos your words cut deeper than a knife	0:48:06	0:48:11
# Now I need someone to breathe me back to life	0:48:12	0:48:19
# I got a feeling that I'm going under	0:48:20	0:48:23
# But I know that we'll make it out alive	0:48:23	0:48:26
# If I quit calling you my lover	0:48:26	0:48:29
# Move on	0:48:29	0:48:30
# You watch me	0:48:30	0:48:32
# Bleed until I can't breathe	0:48:32	0:48:34
# Shaking, falling onto my knees	0:48:34	0:48:37
# And now that I'm without your kisses	0:48:37	0:48:41
# I'll be needing stitches	0:48:41	0:48:45
# Tripping over myself	0:48:45	0:48:47
# I'm aching, begging you to come help	0:48:47	0:48:50
# And now that I'm without your kisses	0:48:50	0:48:54
# I'll be needing stitches	0:48:54	0:48:58
# Just like a moth drawn to the flame	0:48:58	0:49:02
# Yeah, you pulled me in, I couldn't take the pain	0:49:03	0:49:09
# Your bitter heart, cold to the touch	0:49:11	0:49:14
# Now I'm gonna reap what I sow	0:49:16	0:49:19
# I'm left seeing red on my own, my own	0:49:19	0:49:24
# Got a feeling that I'm going under	0:49:24	0:49:27
# But I know that I'll make it out alive	0:49:27	0:49:30
# If I quit calling you my lover	0:49:30	0:49:33
# Move on	0:49:33	0:49:35
# You watch me	0:49:35	0:49:36
# Bleed until I can't breathe	0:49:36	0:49:38
# I'm shaking, falling onto my knees	0:49:38	0:49:41
# And now that I'm without your kisses	0:49:41	0:49:46
# I'll be needing stitches	0:49:46	0:49:49
# Tripping over myself	0:49:49	0:49:51
# I'm aching, begging you to come help	0:49:51	0:49:54
# And now that I'm without your kisses	0:49:54	0:49:58
# I'll be needing stitches	0:49:58	0:50:02
# Needle and the thread, gotta get you out of my head	0:50:08	0:50:11
# Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead	0:50:11	0:50:14
# Needle and the thread, gotta get you out of my head	0:50:14	0:50:18
# Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead	0:50:18	0:50:21
# Needle and the thread, gotta get you out of my head	0:50:21	0:50:24
# Needle and the thread, gonna wind up dead	0:50:24	0:50:28
# Needle and the thread, gonna get you out of my head	0:50:28	0:50:30
# Get you out of my head	0:50:30	0:50:32
# You watch me bleed until I can't breathe	0:50:32	0:50:36
# I'm shaking, falling onto my knees	0:50:36	0:50:39
# And now that I'm without your kisses	0:50:39	0:50:43
-# I'll be needing stitches -I'll be needing stitches	0:50:43	0:50:46
# Tripping over myself	0:50:46	0:50:48
# I'm aching, begging you to come help	0:50:48	0:50:52
# And now that I'm without your kisses	0:50:52	0:50:56
# I'll be needing stitches	0:50:56	0:50:58
# And now that I'm without your kisses	0:50:58	0:51:03
# I'll be needing stitches	0:51:03	0:51:05
-# (And I'll be) -I'm without your kisses	0:51:05	0:51:09
# I'll be needing sti-i-itches, yeah. #	0:51:09	0:51:14
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Thank you.	0:51:14	0:51:17
BELL RINGS	0:51:17	0:51:18
Will all children congregate in the Wind-Up assembly hall,	0:51:18	0:51:22
for School Of Shame?!	0:51:22	0:51:24
Here's your geography supply teacher,	0:51:24	0:51:27
Mr "Naughty Step" Nixon.	0:51:27	0:51:30
Hello, class.	0:51:33	0:51:35
-ALL: -Hello, Mr Nixon!	0:51:35	0:51:36
Hello, everybody!	0:51:36	0:51:39
And here's your PE teacher,	0:51:40	0:51:42
Mr "Can't Control The Class" Rhodes.	0:51:42	0:51:45
Hello, class!	0:51:45	0:51:47
SILENCE	0:51:47	0:51:49
Right, that's what I'm talking about. Respect!	0:51:50	0:51:54
Now, boys and girls,	0:51:54	0:51:55
it has come to my attention that	0:51:55	0:51:58
a lot of you here have been very, very naughty.	0:51:58	0:52:02
Just like you, Anne! DRAMATIC DRUMBEAT	0:52:02	0:52:05
-Is this Jessica? -Yeah.	0:52:05	0:52:07
-Jessica, is this your mum Anne? -Yeah.	0:52:07	0:52:09
Now, I've heard that your mum	0:52:09	0:52:11
-is a bad dancer. Is this right? -Yeah. -No.	0:52:11	0:52:13
No? Well, we're about to find out. Anne, stand up...	0:52:13	0:52:16
Let's have some music, give us a bit of a dance.	0:52:16	0:52:19
MUSIC: Candyman by Christina Aguilera	0:52:19	0:52:21
Wooo!	0:52:21	0:52:23
I quite like it actually. Yeah!	0:52:23	0:52:25
Why is your mum embarrassing?	0:52:25	0:52:27
Like, when me and my mates are chilling out, and...	0:52:27	0:52:30
When we play FIFA, we always, like, like to dab when we score,	0:52:30	0:52:32
and then a couple of times	0:52:32	0:52:34
Mum comes in the room and starts to dab.	0:52:34	0:52:37
-Dab? -Around my mates.	0:52:37	0:52:39
What's... What's "dab"?	0:52:39	0:52:41
What is a dab?	0:52:41	0:52:42
Can you do a dab for me?	0:52:42	0:52:43
What is it?! Go on, do a dab.	0:52:45	0:52:47
I don't know what that is!	0:52:47	0:52:49
-How embarrassing is he? What does he do that's embarrassing? -Erm...	0:52:49	0:52:52
his dancing's really embarrassing.	0:52:52	0:52:54
Oh, no!	0:52:54	0:52:55
I hear that you've banned him from dancing	0:52:55	0:52:57
-in your house. -Yes. -Is it because he dances to Madchester music? -Yes.	0:52:57	0:53:01
-Is this right, Ian? -You know what it's like, the mood just takes me.	0:53:01	0:53:04
-Does it really? -A record comes on the radio...	0:53:04	0:53:07
-A record(!) -Yeah. -..and I've got to get dancing.	0:53:07	0:53:09
Well, do you know what, you might be banned in your house,	0:53:09	0:53:11
but you're not banned in the Wind-Up studio -	0:53:11	0:53:13
stand up, let's get some music!	0:53:13	0:53:14
MUSIC: Step On by Happy Mondays	0:53:14	0:53:17
Mad for it! Mad for it.	0:53:21	0:53:23
Now, Cara, this is your stepdad, isn't it?	0:53:23	0:53:25
-Yeah. -And he's very embarrassing, isn't he? -Yeah.	0:53:25	0:53:27
He was very embarrassing earlier on today.	0:53:27	0:53:30
That's right, isn't it, Richard?	0:53:30	0:53:31
-Because you went into the wrong lavatories. -I did.	0:53:31	0:53:35
-Which ones did you go into? -The ladies'. -The ladies'?!	0:53:35	0:53:37
I think you need your eyes testing, mate.	0:53:37	0:53:39
-What's your job? -Optician.	0:53:39	0:53:40
-Brilliant. -LAUGHTER	0:53:40	0:53:42
Now, you did something very embarrassing once,	0:53:42	0:53:45
because I believe you were sat in your car,	0:53:45	0:53:46
and a van came and parked	0:53:46	0:53:48
-right by the side of your car, didn't it? -Yeah.	0:53:48	0:53:50
So you got out of your car, and you gave the people whose van it was	0:53:50	0:53:53
-a piece of your mind, didn't you? -Yes.	0:53:53	0:53:55
Now, this is your dad, isn't it?	0:53:55	0:53:57
Now, it was embarrassing for you, wasn't it? Because whose van was it?	0:53:57	0:54:01
-Ant and Dec's. -Ant and Dec's van?!	0:54:01	0:54:03
LAUGHTER	0:54:03	0:54:05
-You gave Ant and Dec a piece of your mind? -Oh, yes, I did.	0:54:05	0:54:09
Rhydian...	0:54:09	0:54:10
-That's your mum, innit? -Yeah.	0:54:10	0:54:12
-She's embarrassing, isn't she? -Yeah.	0:54:12	0:54:14
-Why is that? -She does a terrible '70s dancing.	0:54:14	0:54:18
Well, we gotta see this, haven't we?	0:54:18	0:54:20
Go on, love - up you get, Come on, love.	0:54:20	0:54:22
FUNKY '70s-STYLE MUSIC	0:54:22	0:54:24
Leave me hanging for ages!	0:54:29	0:54:31
What do you do in front of Kayleigh's friends all the time,	0:54:31	0:54:34
which is disgusting, quite frankly, Peter?	0:54:34	0:54:36
I blow air through my eye.	0:54:36	0:54:38
-You blow air through your eye?! -I do.	0:54:38	0:54:40
I've never heard of this mystical magicness. What is it?	0:54:40	0:54:43
-Shall I do it? -Yeah, please. Do I need to mic your eye(?)	0:54:43	0:54:46
-Just there, yeah. -OK...	0:54:46	0:54:47
SQUEAKY NOISE	0:54:47	0:54:48
GROANING AND LAUGHTER Awww!	0:54:48	0:54:51
That's not embarrassing, it's awesome!	0:54:51	0:54:53
I mean, it's embarrassing!	0:54:53	0:54:55
Why is your mum embarrassing?	0:54:55	0:54:56
Well, every time Uptown Funk comes on in the shops	0:54:56	0:54:59
she decides to sing and dance.	0:54:59	0:55:01
I want to see this. Stand up. Come on.	0:55:01	0:55:03
MUSIC: Uptown Funk by Mark Ronson feat. Bruno Mars	0:55:03	0:55:06
Look at her face, she loves it, she loves it!	0:55:09	0:55:11
I hear that your dad's embarrassing	0:55:11	0:55:12
because he plays guitar a lot and sings silly songs. Is that right?	0:55:12	0:55:15
-He does. -Does he? Oh, well, you'll never guess what, Martin -	0:55:15	0:55:19
we've got a guitar right here.	0:55:19	0:55:21
-Oh, great. -Here we go! Sing a little song, will you? Here we go...	0:55:21	0:55:24
-Oh, dear... -Here we go.	0:55:24	0:55:25
DISCORDANT STRUMMING Oh, that's lovely in tune, carry on.	0:55:25	0:55:28
# She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes... #	0:55:28	0:55:32
Yee-ha!	0:55:32	0:55:33
# She'll be coming round the mountain when she comes... #	0:55:33	0:55:35
Yee-ha! Look at him.	0:55:35	0:55:36
# She'll be coming round the mountain, coming round the mountain	0:55:36	0:55:40
# Coming round the mountain when she comes. #	0:55:40	0:55:43
Aw, that was awful...	0:55:43	0:55:45
..I like you more.	0:55:45	0:55:48
-Oh, I like YOU more. -YOU more!	0:55:48	0:55:49
-Stop it, you... -Right, that's it! You two make me sick.	0:55:49	0:55:52
Have you forgotten what he said about you being unable to talk	0:55:52	0:55:55
without using an autocue?!	0:55:55	0:55:56
That isn't...	0:55:56	0:55:58
Yeah. True.	0:55:58	0:55:59
False? Correct?	0:55:59	0:56:01
And what about him, saying that your greatest achievement	0:56:01	0:56:03
was losing a cooking competition?	0:56:03	0:56:05
-How's his Scotch eggs, eh? Still "inadequate"? -Doctor...	0:56:05	0:56:08
We've both grown as humans since then.	0:56:08	0:56:10
-I hear you. -I forgive you.	0:56:10	0:56:13
BOTH: I still like you.	0:56:13	0:56:16
No, this isn't how it's meant to be. I get paid by the hour.	0:56:16	0:56:18
I was supposed to get another four years out of you two.	0:56:18	0:56:21
I'm sensing some anger issues. You ever considered counselling?	0:56:21	0:56:24
It's not me that needs the counselling.	0:56:24	0:56:25
You two are a pair of useless...	0:56:25	0:56:28
Excuse me, Doctor.	0:56:28	0:56:30
If you wouldn't mind using your "indoor voice", please -	0:56:30	0:56:33
-I don't want you upsetting my Marky again. -Oh, thanks, Sam.	0:56:33	0:56:35
He was beginning to hurt my delicate auditory system.	0:56:35	0:56:38
-Don't worry, Mark. That's what friends are for. -Aww.	0:56:38	0:56:41
Right, that's it. I'm off. I'm off - to Tenerife!	0:56:41	0:56:43
And I'm never - I repeat, NEVER, coming back!	0:56:43	0:56:47
-Taxi... -Moody. Something we said?	0:56:47	0:56:51
Hey, Mark -	0:56:51	0:56:52
let's vow never to argue again.	0:56:52	0:56:54
Yeah, we've been through so many good times during this series.	0:56:54	0:56:57
-I love you, man. -I love you too.	0:56:57	0:56:59
-Come here. -Come here!	0:56:59	0:57:02
Oh, there is one more thing I need to say to you.	0:57:02	0:57:04
-What's that? -Bag.	0:57:04	0:57:06
Ah...!	0:57:06	0:57:08
(Ah, that's better.)	0:57:11	0:57:12
# ..Having a good time, having a good time	0:57:12	0:57:15
# I'm a shooting star leaping through the sky, like a tiger	0:57:15	0:57:18
-Yeah, yeah, yeah... -# Defying the laws of gravity... #	0:57:18	0:57:21
-Who are they after?! -I've got no idea!	0:57:21	0:57:22
# I'm a racing car passing by, like Lady Godiva	0:57:22	0:57:28
# I'm gonna go, go, go, there's no stopping me	0:57:28	0:57:32
# I'm burning through the sky, yeah	0:57:32	0:57:35
# 200 degrees, that's why they call me Mr Fahrenheit	0:57:35	0:57:40
# I'm travelling at the speed of light	0:57:40	0:57:43
# I want to make a supersonic man out of you	0:57:43	0:57:46
# Don't stop me now	0:57:46	0:57:48
# I'm having such a good time, I'm having a ball	0:57:48	0:57:52
# Don't stop me now	0:57:52	0:57:53
# If you wanna have a good time, just give me a call	0:57:53	0:57:58
# Don't stop me cos I'm having a good time	0:57:58	0:58:00
# Don't stop me now, yes, I'm having a good time	0:58:00	0:58:04
# I don't wanna stop at all! #	0:58:04	0:58:09
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:58:09	0:58:10

Best of Friends Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

Similar Content

Entertainment & Comedy

Series 6

Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

Bars & Melody

Transcript

Download Subtitles

SRT

ASS