Bars & Melody Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

'Why is this man sweating?

'Why is this woman shaking?

'And what on earth is going on between these two?

'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

'It's Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!'

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

'Here they are. It's Sam and Mark!'

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

-BOTH:

-Oh! Welcome to the weekend!

Woo! Oh, yeah!

Boy, do we have a great show for you.

In a moment, we will be giving someone here the chance to fly.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

We'll also be punishing the UK's most embarrassing parents

and playing a game of karesoakie, which is exactly like it sounds.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

And find out what happened when we took our hidden cameras to Newcastle

for a game of In Yer House with a difference.

Sit on it, sit on it.

Sit on it.

Come on. You can do it. Really fast, really fast

so it makes a really loud noise.

LOUD PARP

-I'm not looking forward to watching that one.

-It's so good.

And on top of all that, we have music from Bars and Melody.

APPLAUSE

-Friends of the show.

-Indeed.

-Friends of the show.

But right now, remember, on this show, no-one is safe.

That's right. We know everything about every single one of you.

For example...

Ruby, you are an expert body popper. Go on, then, show us.

-Ooh, yeah!

-That's really good!

-Really good.

Theo, we know that you can do a Mexican wave with your belly.

Come on, Theo, give us a Mexican wave.

That's awesome!

And, Summer, you love gymnastics and your idol is Beth Tweddle.

Well, look behind you.

Look behind you. It's only Beth Tweddle and...

Team GB gymnast Nile Wilson!

-Lovely to have you here.

-What do you think about that, Summer?

Hi.

-Aww!

-Oh, and, Summer, if you thought that was good,

wait until you hear what they have got in store for you.

Tell her, Beth.

Me and Nile are going to do a masterclass with you upstairs

and then you're going to come back later and perform for everyone.

-Ooh!

-You're going to do a gymnastic routine

right on this studio floor. How do you feel about that?

-Good.

-Are you excited?

-Yeah.

-Beautiful.

All right, well, you've got the rest of the show to prepare,

so it's time to get ready.

Let's hear it once again for Summer, Beth Tweddle and Nile Wilson.

-Off you go.

-See you later, guys! CHEERING

-Go and get ready.

-Aww, that's nice.

Do your stretches, you've got to stretch.

Yeah, you've got to stretch, mate. Do your stretch.

Right, now to find our next target.

Will everyone here please stand up?

Right, OK, everyone has stood up. Thank you.

Now, sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce.

That's quite a lot.

I'd have thought everybody would have stayed stood up, to be honest!

OK, sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce

and you're not obsessed with planes.

-OK.

-OK, OK.

-We've got two people left.

-We've got two people left.

-This is interesting.

-Well, sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce,

not obsessed with planes and you can't play the trumpet.

Would you believe it?

We've got two people who can play the trumpet.

-It's impressive stuff, OK.

-OK, we need to narrow it down again.

Please sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce,

not obsessed with planes,

can't play the trumpet

and your name isn't Bradley.

-Sit yourself down, love.

-OK, Bradley, stay right where you are,

we're coming to you!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Hiya, Bradley, you can sit down now. You can sit down!

That would've been so awkward if your name was Bradley.

What a coincidence. How are you doing, Bradley?

-Good.

-Excellent.

-Fantastic. Now, why do you like Beyonce so much?

Bit of a stupid question, but I'm going to ask you anyway.

-Cos I like her songs.

-Yeah, they are awesome, aren't they?

She's a class act, isn't she, Beyonce?

And what's your obsession with planes, then, what's all that about?

-I want to be a pilot when I'm older.

-Oh, nice! OK.

-Oh, cool.

OK, well, while you're here we might as well hear you play the trumpet.

-Yeah, that's true.

-Cos you love playing the trumpet, don't you?

So, we need a trumpet. Shall we give...?

-Oh, look at that, as if by magic.

-Wow, I can't believe that happened!

Could you give us a little note on the trumpet?

Here we go, Bradley, go on, lad.

SHORT, WEAK NOTE

I want to hear that again, do it again, do it again.

Oh, beautiful.

-I mean, you are so good, Bradley, so good.

-So good.

Well done, Bradley. Listen, I reckon you deserve to win some prizes,

so let's play a game that combines your love of Beyonce

-with your love of planes.

-It can't be done.

At last, we can do it. Come with us as we play...

-BOTH:

-Above and Beyonce. Come on.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Welcome to Diva International Airport.

Now, Bradley, you are its latest pilot flying for Air Beyonce.

The trouble is, Beyonce has a lot of airline competitors

-and she ain't happy about it.

-No, she's not.

There is Jamie flying for Nicole Scherzinger Air.

Rubin flying for Madonna Tours.

Holly is flying for Lady Gaga International.

Harry flying for Mariah Carey Continental.

And Emily is flying for Sia Travel.

Now, Beyonce wants you, Bradley, to destroy those rival airlines

by popping the balloons on the back of each plane in just 45 seconds.

Now, for every one that you pop,

you'll win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.

AUDIENCE: Ooh!

So, Bradley...

# What do you think about that? #

-Great.

-Great! Nice, awesome.

Hey, but, Bradley... But, Bradley, don't expect an easy flight though,

because if any of these divas get through that 45 seconds

without having their balloon popped,

-they will win the prize for themselves.

-What a twist.

So, Bradley...

# What do you think about that? #

It's terrible if they get prizes.

-Yes.

-It's terrible.

-He sounds like you.

He does, he sounds just like me, it's great. OK.

Today's flight time is 45 seconds.

-Three, two, one - take off.

-Go on!

Oh, here we go, here we go.

Oh, he's on the tail of Lady Gaga International.

Wait, he's changed his mind, he's changed his mind.

He's now on Nicole Scherzinger Air!

It's difficult. They're fast, these planes!

SAM LAUGHS

POP

Madonna, you're out. Keep going, keep going.

That's two.

Mariah Carey Continental, you're going to get it.

Oh, come on!

Sia, Sia Travel? SEE YA later travel.

Oh, here we go. Come on.

-What's happening?

-There's not long left.

-Two more, two more!

-Hold on.

You've got five seconds left.

Three...

Oh!

BUZZER Safe!

-Come over here.

-Come on, Bradley.

Mariah Carey, that was close.

-Wowsers.

-Hey, very good though, very good.

And you managed to pop three of the balloons,

which means you get three prices from the Wind-Up prize stash.

-Well done.

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

And well done to Harry and Emily

because your balloons weren't popped.

You win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash too.

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

-Well done, guys.

But, Bradley, we are now giving you the chance to win something else.

Tonight's star prize -

-a flight simulator experience.

-Ooh.

-Oh, yeah.

-How much do you want that?

-A lot.

-A lot.

-Well, come fly with us.

-Come on, let's go.

APPLAUSE

Right, Bradley, here is the situation.

Beyonce's main rival, Adele,

isn't happy with the success of Air Beyonce.

Beyonce wants your help to fight back against Adele.

To destroy her you must get three balls to stick to any targets

-on her plane.

-You'll have just 30 seconds to do it in,

but you won't be in the plane on your own

because you can choose either me or Mark to be your co-pilot

and help you out.

-So who's it going to be, me or Mark?

-Mark, please.

-OK.

-Yeah, boy!

-Mark, you get yourself in there.

OK. I need my goggles and my hat first.

Of course you do, mate, safety first and all that.

OK. Let's have a look. Have a look.

-All right, let's do this.

-Looking good, mate, looking good.

Get in the plane, get in the plane.

-Mind Beyonce. Right, OK, get in position, guys.

-Come on.

MARK MIMICS PLANE ENGINE

Sounds a bit more like a car, that, but all right.

-Right, lads, are you ready?

-We're ready!

-Yeah.

Excellent. Remember, you've only got to get three balls on target.

The best of luck. In three, two, one - pelt Adele!

That's one!

Oh, that's two!

MUSIC: The Dam Busters March

Oh, nearly, nearly! Keep going.

-Terrible.

-Come on!

It's stuck to her arm,

it's going to go on the target.

Come a bit closer if you need to.

-Get close.

-Oh, nearly! Get the middle one!

Nearly, come on!

Oh, be better!

Aim for the closer one!

Yeah!

Fly back home! Fly back home!

Yay!

Nice work.

And, Bradley, that means that you have won that flight experience.

-Yeah!

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

So, Bradley...

# What do you think about that? #

-Amazing.

-Amazing!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Let's hear it once again for Bradley and all our flying divas.

-APPLAUSE

-Well done, mate, excellent work.

I'm Leona Vaughan off Wolfblood

and Big Friday Wind-Up always makes me howl.

But not with laughter. Never laughter.

'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind-Up Wheel,

'Nile Wilson!'

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

-Nile, lovely to have you, how are you doing, buddy?

-I'm very well.

-How are you?

-Excellent. Yeah, very well, thanks for asking.

Now, before we go any further, have you got your Olympic medal on you?

-I've got it in my pocket, yeah.

-Can we have a look?

-Ooh!

-Course you can.

-Look at that. Can I touch it?

-Yeah.

APPLAUSE

-SAM AND MARK:

-Ahhh.

-Look at that, that's amazing, isn't it?

-Awesome. Awesome!

-Can I wear it?

-Course you can, yeah.

-Yes! Baggy wearing it.

# Ahhhh! #

Look at that. Hey, it's got some weight about it, hasn't it?

-Yeah.

-Nice weight. You wouldn't know, you're not wearing it.

Now, like we said on this show, no-one is safe,

even our Olympic medallists.

Which is why Nile is risking his health on this rickety old wheel.

Isn't that right, Nile?

I'm excited but I feel like I'm in the dentist's chair, actually.

-It looks a bit like that.

-To be fair, though, as a gymnast,

-you're used to spinning around all the time.

-Yeah, you'll be fine.

-You'll be all right, mate.

-Here's how it works.

We will be spinning Nile around until he's dizzy, sick

or possibly much worse.

He could land on any of these categories,

but he has no idea what's in store for him.

-Yes. So, Nile, are you ready?

-Let's do it.

-All right.

Because it's time to...

-ALL:

-Wind up that wheel!

Stop that wheel.

-Ooh, it's landed on forfeit.

-Oh, no.

Oh, do you know what?

This forfeit should be pretty easy for you, Nile.

-We want you to walk on your hands.

-Ah.

-Come on, stand here, mate.

-I don't know if I can do that.

Be careful. Yeah, don't hurt yourself. That would be terrible.

Do you want me to walk down the stairs on my hands?

Don't do that!

Health and safety have gone mad over there.

Yeah, you do your thing. You do your thing.

APPLAUSE

That's plenty!

Oh, come on!

-What a ledge! What a ledge! Take a seat.

-Brilliant.

Oh, I was dizzy just watching that, to be fair.

-Hey, Nile, have you been working out?

-I think so.

-How much do you bench?

-All right, calm down.

-More than you.

-Yeah, more than me, mate.

All right, it's time to...

-ALL:

-Wind up that wheel!

Yeah.

Stop that wheel!

-Oh, what's it landed on?

-Audience question.

Oh, audience question, OK.

So, Nile, an audience member is going to be chosen at random

and they can ask you any question they want and you must answer.

So, it's time to find our random audience member.

-Oh, it's you, love.

-It's you, love.

Oh, it's you. What's your name, love?

-Steph.

-Hi, Steph, what's your question for Nile?

Any question in the world? Ever. He's an Olympian.

So, your question is...

-What's your favourite food?

-Brilliant.

-Brilliant.

Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

My favourite food is steak and chips.

OOH. It's not, it's quiche.

-Oh.

-It is quiche.

-It's always quiche.

Oh, yeah, you're right, you're right.

OK, it's time to...

-ALL:

-Wind up that wheel!

OK, stop that wheel.

-Ooh, "dance like". OK.

-Oh, no.

Nile, we would like you to dance like a tortoise doing the conga,

but halfway through you realise you haven't locked the front porch.

-We've all been there.

-Come back down here, Nile.

Say that again?

-A tortoise?

-What, you didn't get it the first time?

A tortoise doing the conga but halfway through you realise

you haven't locked the front porch.

Music, please.

CONGA MUSIC PLAYS

-I think we're all thinking that, mate.

-We're all thinking that.

-Go sit down.

-Go sit down.

-He gave it a good go, though.

-He gave it a good go, though.

How are you feeling after all that spinning, mate?

-A little dizzy, yeah.

-Oh, you've been brilliant.

You have been great. Thank you so much.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Nile Wilson.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Take your medal with you, buddy. Thank you so much.

-Aw!

-He looks a bit unsteady.

-CRASHING

-Ooh!

-CRASHING

-Ooh!

-There was no crash mat there, was there?

-No.

-I'm sure he's fine now.

-I'm sure he's fine.

-I'm sure he's fine.

Anyway, right now it's time to meet some more of our friends.

It's Oisin and Finn.

APPLAUSE

Hey, nice to see you again, lads.

All right, lads? Are you enjoying the show?

-Yeah.

-Fantastic. Lovely to have you here.

It is indeed. Now, not so long ago

we took our hidden cameras to these guys' house

for a game of In Yer House.

Only this time things were a bit different from usual, weren't they?

-They were, weren't they?

-Don't look at me like that!

We're not going to give anything away just now

-but all will become clear very soon. Won't it, Sam?

-Yes, it will.

All right, Oisin and Finn, do the honours.

Look down camera three for us.

-BOTH:

-Run VT.

'You are entering the world of In Yer House Extreme,

'an elite undercover task force charged with winding up the nation.

'The objective is to complete a series of challenges

'in viewers' homes.

'The routes are more dangerous with more rooms

'and each task is now decided on the toss of a coin.

'Agent Rhodes, you will be manning mission control.

'Agent Nixon, your accomplice is waiting for you at today's location.

'You must both proceed there immediately.

'And remember, don't get caught.'

What are you having for your tea tonight, Oisin?

-I think I'm having pasta.

-Ooh. I love a bit of pasta.

Agents, attention, please.

Agent Oisin, will you be Agent Nixon's accomplice

in this In Yer House Extreme mission today?

-I was born ready for this.

-Excellent attitude.

This is today's target, Finn.

And am I right in making that this is your brother?

Spot on, Agent Rhodes.

Agent Nixon, this is the target's house.

I would like you to enter the house

and hide behind the door of the music room at the top of the stairs.

-Do you understand?

-I understand.

This is the coin of destiny.

Before each task, I want you to flip this coin.

If it lands on your face, your task will be a simple one.

If it lands on my face, your task will become more difficult.

-Understand?

-I think I've got that.

I'll just put it in my pocket.

This is your survival kit.

Please do not open this kit until I give you instructions to do so.

-Understood.

-Agent Oisin, will you help distract the target

and help Agent Nixon get in and out of the house

without being discovered?

-Of course I will.

-One final question.

Agent Nixon, are you ready for this challenge?

Do penguins have feathers?

I don't know. Do penguins have feathers?

I don't know, actually, do they? Anyway, yes, I am ready.

-Good. Because target's approaching.

-Let's do this.

But before I go, seriously, do penguins have feathers?

LAUGHTER

Agent Nixon. Good luck. Get in there, do the challenges,

-get back out.

-I will.

Are you going to...? Get out!

Ow!

(Creaky stairs.)

OK, Agent Nixon,

your first task is to inflate a whoopee cushion

that is inside your survival kit.

I want you to flip the coin of destiny.

If it lands on your face,

then you will inflate a normal-sized whoopee cushion and then sit on it.

If it lands on my face,

you will inflate a giant whoopee cushion and deflate that one.

Mark.

-Is it my face?

-It's your face.

Brilliant. OK, you're right above the kitchen

so be extra careful, because they might hear you.

I'm guessing it's that one.

Oh, my goodness.

MARK LAUGHS

-OK, come on. Keep moving.

-It's massive!

Come on, come on. Sit on it. Sit on it.

Sit on it. Come on.

You can do it. Really fast, really fast.

So it makes a really loud noise.

LOUD PARP

Has he heard you?

OK.

I've ripped it.

That's OK. It's OK that you've ripped it.

You've done the challenge. Well done.

You must now move across the hall into Oisin's bedroom.

Once you're there, shut the door

and hide under Finn's bed on the left-hand side. Do you understand?

-Yes.

-OK, brilliant.

When you go out the door, it's the second on the right.

(It was the third on the right, just so you know.)

OK, I do apologise giving you duff information there.

-That's not helped.

-It's really not.

Hide under Finn's bed.

Right, your next task.

In your survival kit you'll find a phone.

What I want you to do is phone your lovely brother Paul.

SAM LAUGHS

You will flip the coin of destiny.

If it lands on your face,

I want you to ask your brother what annoys him about you.

If it lands on my face, what five things annoy him about you.

-OK.

-Flip the coin first.

-'Mark.'

-Your face.

-Give him a ring.

-OK.

-Come on, get it done!

It's ringing. It's ringing.

-'Hello?'

-Hiya, Paul.

Me and Mark playing In Yer House.

Oh, less of the pleasantries, just get on with the challenge.

I need to ask you five things that annoy you about me.

'Ringing me on a school day.'

Ringing you on a school day. That's one.

'Some of us have got proper jobs.'

Some of us have got proper jobs, yeah. Good one. What else?

I need four more.

INAUDIBLE

Cooking my rubbish food, OK.

'Drinking pop and swilling the pop in your mouth.'

Drinking pop and swilling pop in me mouth. OK, yeah.

Good one, good one. Two more. You need to be really quick.

It annoys you that I make me Christmas cake.

-One more, one more. Come on, hurry up!

-I need one more.

Sam, you need to...

LOUD SINGING FROM PHONE

I put him on speaker!

He put him on loudspeaker! Oh, no!

He gave me one more.

He said that he didn't like that we had a number one single.

OK, well, a lot of people think that. OK, well done. Well done.

STATIC

Sam, just sit tight. Sam, sit tight.

We're just having a couple of issues with cameras.

(OK.)

You're going to read this to camera, not to Sam.

Agent Rhodes, today's In Yer House is about to take a dramatic twist.

Agent Nixon is currently hiding in Oisin and Finn's house,

but what he isn't aware of is that the whole family know he's there.

They are all in on it.

In Yer House just got more extreme as we turn the tables on Sam.

How long will he stay in the house for without knowing what's going on?

We're about to find out.

STATIC Aggh! Oh, no!

(Which channel were we on?)

OK, I'm guessing you can't hear me, so I'm going to go to channel two.

Are you on channel three?

This is amazing! This is amazing - all of the family are leaving.

All the family are going to get out.

Oh, poor Sam.

SCREECHING FROM RADIO

SCREECHING FROM RADIO

(What's happening?)

Come in. Come in.

Let's see how long Sam stays in there for.

Hello, what's happening?

Sam, it looks like we've got a couple of the cameras back.

-Can you hear me, mate?

-Yes, I can hear you. Can you hear me?

Your next challenge is...

-You hear me?

-No.

-It was...

Not...wha...

What?

If you can get...

INTERFERENCE

Look at his face!

Finn's upstairs but...

He's coming...!

He's doing a great job of hiding.

He is doing a great job at hiding, isn't he?

I can see you. I can see you.

-OK.

-OK, mate, we've got all cameras now.

-Your next challenge, you need to flip the coin.

-Yeah.

If it lands on your face, you need to do ten push-ups.

-OK.

-If it lands on my face,

you need to do press ups until we tell you to stop.

Oh, my goodness me.

Ow!

OK, flip the coin.

-'Sam.'

-My face!

Oh!

-OK.

-That means ten push-ups.

Hold on, mate. Hold on, mate. We've lost cameras again.

No, wait there. OK, we've got you. Just ten.

We've lost cameras again, mate. Stop, stop, stop, stop! I'm sorry.

You're winding me up here.

What are you on about?

You're not that good an actor.

Do it now. We've got all cameras now. We're all right.

-Don't talk to him.

-Don't talk to him.

What am I doing now?

Look at him. Look at his little face!

-Look at his little face!

-Hello?

Hello! He's saying hello.

-Oh, where's he going?

-Let's see... Let's see what he does.

-Let's see what he does, yeah.

-Don't talk to him.

-See what he does.

-He's looking outside.

MARK LAUGHS

(Can you hear me?)

MARK STIFLES HIGH-PITCHED LAUGH

Yes, we can. Yes, we can, but we're just ignoring you.

MARK LAUGHS What's happening?

Should I leave?

It's probably for the best, mate, to be honest.

Oh, he's going, he's going. He's going! He's leaving.

Hello?

Hello?

-Can you see me?

-We can see him, can't we, lads?

-Yeah.

-We're just ignoring him.

He's coming downstairs. He's coming downstairs.

He's coming, he's coming downstairs.

They're not in there.

Yes, you're right, they're not in there.

OK.

He's going back to the van. OK, shh, shh!

Got you!

-Come on in.

-What?!

In Yer House...

more like In Yer Van!

What?!

Oh, man! Look at you!

I was petrified in there!

I was like, "Should I just stay here forever?"

-Oh, were you both in on this?

-Yeah!

-Everybody knew.

Oh, man!

He's usually really good at finding things out,

but he didn't find out today, did you?

APPLAUSE

Look at his little face! He hates it. He hates it!

You're all scamps!

You were so good at that. So good at that.

Oh, what I loved is when you were tapping the bed.

It was like... You said to me after...

You said, "I thought somebody was in there."

Yeah, it was really terrifying because, at that point, like,

it went completely deadly silent.

You weren't speaking to me, I could tell that you guys weren't around,

it was so quiet. And I looked over at your bed...

One of your beds, and it looked like somebody was in the bed.

And I was like, "Oh, my goodness!" So I had to tap the bed.

-It was really, really terrifying.

-Oh, man.

-But the thing is,

you boys knew about this before even Mark knew about it, didn't you?

-Yeah.

-Did you...? How much have you enjoyed that?

So much! So much.

Do you know what? Not many people can get me.

I'm very hard at being got, aren't I?

Yes, I'm the gullible one.

He's usually, like, you know, a detective and knows everything.

So to get him, you really need to be good.

You could have your own agency, guys. You really could.

How does that make you feel that you got me good?

It makes me feel like one of the best pranksters ever.

Nice work. And, Mum and Dad, well done again.

-Well done. I can't believe it.

-Fantastic.

-Well, you've been fantastic sports...

-Yeah.

..and you're not going to go home empty-handed, of course not.

So we're going to be giving you these In Yer House spy pens.

Ohhh! Very nice.

And because you did such a good job of winding Sam up here...

Look at his face again. I just love it.

We're giving you some spy watches as well.

-Excellent stuff.

-OK, give it up for Oisin and Finn, everyone.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Right now, though, here's what else is coming up on tonight's

Big Friday Wind-Up.

Oh, the shame. The shame!

It's the School of Shame.

Summer gives her Olympian performance just before Ball Fall.

Plus, we've got music from Bars and Melody.

Now it's time to play the game that combines our two favourite things,

music and a bit of mess.

All will be explained very soon.

But, first, let's find out who's playing tonight.

Will it be this person?

# Whoa, we're halfway there!

# Wo-oh, livin' on a prayer! #

Yes! Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.

Will it be these two?

# So I guess that's why they call it the blues

# Time on my hands could be time spent with you... #

Nice!

Don't worry, it won't be any of you.

Here's who's playing tonight.

It is Ella's family from Cambridgeshire!

But who will they face?

It's Connor's family from Ipswich!

Teams, come on down as we play...

Karasoake!

Welcome to the game. It's basically karaoke that with added H2O.

One member of each team will attempt to sing

while the other team soaks them through.

Whoever gets the most lyrics out correctly is the winner.

OK, Ella, who's on your team?

My friend Libby and my friend Freya and my mum Laura.

And your nominated singer is?

My mum.

Laura, why do you think you've been chosen as our Karasoake singer?

Because I'm definitely an embarrassing singer.

Give us a note, then. Give us a note.

Let's see how embarrassing you can be.

# A-a-ah! #

There is nothing embarrassing about that.

That was beautiful.

-Really nice.

-The tone was just crisp.

OK, Connor, who's on your team?

My friend Logan, my brother Miles and my dad Priya.

Excellent. And who's your nominated singer?

-My dad.

-Priya.

OK, why have you chosen Priya?

Because he's a very embarrassing singer, especially in the car.

Oh, really? He's a car singer. We've got a car singer on our hands.

-Oh, no!

-All right, let's hear a note, Priya.

La-a-a-a!

Ooh!

I like that! Both very operatic.

I like it. Here we go.

Laura, please make your way onto the Karasoake stage and, Connor's team,

go and select your soakers.

Now, while they do that, Laura,

we've got two songs for you to choose from.

We've got either Counting Stars by OneRepublic...

A great tune. Or Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson.

I'm going to take Reet Petite.

-I've never heard of the first song.

-LAUGHTER

That's fair enough, then.

OK, there are 100 words in the section of this song.

You need to clearly sing as many as you can while you're getting soaked,

even if the words are repeated.

We need every single one.

-Are you ready?

-I'm ready.

-Brilliant.

-Soakers, are you ready?

SOAKERS: Yes! Miles is well ready, isn't he?

-He's looking forward to this.

-Yeah.

In that case, let Karasoake commence.

MUSIC: Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson

I can't see!

KLAXON

Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

Wow.

Laura, well done.

-That was a hard.

-You could have won that.

OK, I can tell you - you sang...

50 words correctly.

-Nice!

-Respectable. Very respectable.

What have you got to say to your soakers?

They're going to get your dad worse!

-Fighting talk!

-I like it!

Well, it's time to find out.

Priya, if you'd like to come onto the stage.

Laura, if you'd like to step down.

-There you go. LAURA:

-You go for it, girls.

-Good luck, buddy.

-Good luck, buddy.

And, Ella's team, please select your soakers.

Right, Priya, it's time to find out what song you'll be singing.

We've got two songs for you. Would you like Budapest by George Ezra,

or Show Me The Way To Amarillo by Tony Christie?

Show Me The Way To Amarillo!

Yeah, boy! Nice work.

Once again, there are 100 words in this section of the song.

You need to clearly sing more than 50 to beat Laura's score and win

tonight's prize. Are you ready?

-I'm ready.

-Excellent stuff.

Soakers, are you ready?

-GIRLS: Yes!

-You look ready!

I think you'll find they're ready.

OK, the best of luck. Let Karasoake commence!

MUSIC: Show Me The Way To Amarillo

KLAXON

Well done, Priya. Nice work!

That was impressive. So, Priya,

you needed to sing 51 words to beat Laura and win the prize.

And I can reveal that you sang...

87 words correctly!

Which means, Nile's team, you are

the winners!

Which means, Ella's team, you haven't won.

But don't worry, we are giving you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

-Is that all right?

-Yeah!

And, Nile, you and your team get go home with a karaoke machine,

which comes with 100 classic backing tracks!

Yes!

What do you think about that, lads?

-Brilliant.

-Brilliant! Let's hear it again for our Karasoake superstars.

Yay!

I'm illusionist Fergus Flanagan and I think Sam and Mark are magic.

I wish they'd disappear.

'Settle down, settle down, settle down.

'Settle down. Mr Broccoli Hair Nixon and Mr Muddy Knees Rhodes have

'collected five more embarrassing embarrassments.

'Teagan's dad dresses up as a lion and goes to the supermarket.

'Phoebe's dad joins in the playground football games

'completely uninvited.

'Ramae's mum picks him up from school

'wearing a leopard-skin onesie.

'Ella's dad does smelly trumps and blames them on the poor old puppy.

'While William's dad wears a Muppet hat which makes him look like,

'well, a Muppet.'

'Welcome to the School of Shame.'

Right, Teagan, Phoebe, Ramae, Ella and William,

we're giving you the chance to teach these naughty,

naughty parents a lesson.

And, in the process,

one of you will be going home with a fantastic prize - a tablet!

We're about to play a game of musical chairs with a difference.

The difference being that your parents

could be getting covered in slop!

HE CACKLES

Juniors, are you ready?

Yes!

Right! Seniors, are you ready?

Yay!

In that case, Mrs Stevenson, take it away!

MUSIC: Lambeth Walk

AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG

BELL OK, stay facing forward, juniors.

Our seniors are all sat down.

Teagan, I'm coming to you first.

I would like you to write down the number chair you think your parent

isn't sitting on.

A number between one and five.

To remind everyone at home,

can Teagan's parent please raise their hand? Thank you.

OK, beautifully written, Teagan.

Could you please reveal to us all which number chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on?

Number four.

Well, it is time to find out if you're right.

Juniors... Sorry, mate. Turn round.

Oh! That's not your parent!

It was Ella's dad.

Which means, unfortunately,

we have to say goodbye to Ella and Ella's dad.

Off you go, guys!

Byesie-bye! Right, four seniors left, four juniors left.

Mrs Stevenson, take it away, will you?

BELL

OK, stay facing forward, juniors.

Phoebe, I'm coming to you.

Number four has gone.

So we have one, two, three, and five remaining.

Write down the number chair you think your parent isn't sitting on.

And to remind everyone at home,

could Phoebe's parent please raise their hand?

Thank you very much. Phoebe,

which number chair do you think your parent isn't sat on?

-Number five.

-Oh, it's a big one, this one.

Right, time to see if you're right, Phoebe.

Juniors, turn around.

You were right!

It's Teagan's dad.

Which means, unfortunately,

we have to say goodbye to Teagan and Teagan's dad.

See you later, guys.

-See you later!

-Bye!

Right, just three seniors left now.

Mrs Stevenson, take it away, you.

BELL

OK, stay facing forward, guys.

Ramae, I'm now coming to you.

We have three chairs remaining - chair one, two and three.

I want you to write down the number chair you think your parent isn't

sitting on. One, two or three?

To remind everyone at home, could Ramae's parent

please raise their hand?

-Thank you very much.

-Oh!

OK, Ramae,

please reveal the number chair you think your parent isn't sitting on.

Chair one.

Let's see if you're right. Juniors, turn around.

You're right!

That's not your parent! That's Phoebe's dad.

So, sadly, we have to stay goodbye to Phoebe's dad and Phoebe.

Off you go, guys.

Bye!

This is the final one. Best of luck, seniors.

Best of luck, juniors. Mrs Stevenson, take it away.

BELL

Right, sit down. Sit yourselves down, seniors.

William, I'm coming to you for the final time.

I want you to write down the number chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

We have two chairs remaining - number two and number three.

To remind everyone at home,

could William's parent please raise their hand?

Thank you very much.

OK, which chair do you think your parent isn't sitting in?

-You're going to get it!

-You're saying chair number three.

If you're right and that isn't your parent,

that means it's Ramae's parent and you win the prize, William.

Juniors, turn round.

Oh, that was lovely, Ramae.

Nice work. So, sadly, Ramae, Ramae's mum, you didn't win.

Sorry about that, guys.

Go on, get yourselves off. See you later. Get yourselves dried up.

But, William, that means that you are tonight's

winner and you win that tablet!

CHEERING

-What do you think about that, William?

-Great.

-Nice work.

Don't worry, all the runners-up, you get a Big Friday Wind-Up goody bag.

Yes, you do, indeed.

And I've got to say, William's dad, you got away scot-free, didn't you?

Look at you - clean as anything.

You did really well there, mate. Really well!

-Really well.

-Mr Rhodes!

-Oh, sorry, was I not supposed to do that?

-No! He won.

-I'm so sorry.

I wish I could take it back.

Everybody, give it up for all of today's

pupils in the School of Shame!

Hello, we're Ward Thomas and just like Sam and Mark, we love to sing.

The only difference is, we do it in tune.

We're just a few moments away from our final game, Ball Fall,

followed by a performance from Bars and Melody.

Indeed. But, before all that, remember Summer,

who met her gymnastic heroes Beth Tweddle and Nile Wilson

earlier on in the show?

Well, they've been teaching her a routine all through the show and

she's just about to perform it. Guys, how's it been going?

She's done really well. It's always difficult to learn a new routine in

a short space of time, but she's concentrated

-and given it her all.

-Yeah, she's looking fantastic.

It looks like she's enjoying it and she's going to smash it.

-Oh, right!

-Brilliant! OK, well, the time has finally come.

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Summer!

CHEERING

MUSIC: Roar by Katy Perry

APPLAUSE

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

CHEERING

CHEERING

-Whoo!

-Yes! Yeah!

Well done, Summer.

That was wicked! How was that for you?

-Did you enjoy it?

-Yeah, I enjoyed it so much.

-Brilliant.

-Nice work. And, Beth, what do you reckon to your student?

Do you know what? I'm so proud of her. She was a little bit nervous

about doing it, especially in front of all these people,

but, yeah, she's done amazing.

And, Nile, were you impressed that she learned that routine so quickly?

Oh, so impressed. So impressed.

It's fantastic, you know, to see how amazing gymnastics is as a sport and

it's accessible for everyone.

But, yeah, she was awesome.

-Next generation?

-Definitely.

-Defo. Nice work.

-Brilliant.

-And, Summer, what has this meant to you?

-It's meant everything.

Like, seeing these heroes here

and just getting to at least talk to them,

let alone being taught by them.

Well done, a truly amazing performance.

Let's hear it again for Beth, Nile and the fantastic Summer. Well done.

That's lovely.

But right now it's time to play Ball Fall.

We've come to the final game of the show.

A battle of wits, strategy and balls.

Please welcome back Bradley's team!

And Connor's team!

Bradley, please introduce your team.

Sure. This is my mum Leanne,

this is my friend Kai and at the end is my grandad Mark.

Lovely to have you here, guys.

Brilliant. And, Connor, who have we got here?

This is my dad Priya, that's my brother Miles

and that's my mum Joanne.

Fantastic. Right, let's explain how it works.

Our teams are below a tank of balls just waiting to drop on them.

We'll be asking you questions each worth 1,500 balls.

Get your question right and those balls will fall on a member of the

opposing team.

But get it wrong and the balls will fall on you!

THEY CACKLE Naughty!

Each player's cubicle can hold up to 3,000 balls,

so it's two strikes and you're buried.

The first team to be totally covered, loses.

And the winning team will go home with tonight's star prize,

a games console!

-Is everyone ready?

-Yeah.

-Oh, they're ready.

-Excellent.

Remember, if at any point you want to get out of the tank...

ALL: Push the door behind you!

-It's such a good catchphrase.

-It's great, it's catching on, mate.

Right, here we go. We're starting with Bradley's team and, Mark,

you get the first question.

Which star sign has the symbol of a lion?

Leo.

That's the right answer.

Which means, Mark, you now get to nominate a member of the opposing

team to have the balls fall on them.

Who's it going to be - number five, six, seven or eight?

-Number six.

-Number six. The balls are falling on you, Priya!

OK, Connor, this is a question for you.

Incisors, molars and canines are types of teeth.

True or false?

True.

It is true. Well done.

Which means you can pick either one,

two, three or four for the balls to fall on.

-Number three.

-Number three!

OK, Kai, it's time for your question.

Riley, Emily and Jordan are characters in which CBBC programme?

The Next Step.

That's the right answer, Kai!

So you can nominate a member of the opposing team.

Who's it going to be - five, six, seven or eight?

-Six.

-Number six!

Oh, Priya, that means you're out of the game!

He's had a shocker today!

Bye, Priya!

Bye!

Priya, are you still there? Give us a wave, will you, mate?

He's there!

The next question is for you, Miles.

What is the most expensive property

on a standard British Monopoly board?

Mayfair.

You are right! It is Mayfair.

Well done, Miles.

Which means you can pick one, two, three or four.

-What are you going for?

-Three.

I thought you might. Bye, Leanne. See you later!

Give us a wave, Leanne.

Right, team captain Bradley, it's your question.

True or false - the British Prime Minister

lives at 15 Downing Street?

False.

That's the right answer!

Which means you get to nominate a member of the opposing team.

We have five, seven or eight left.

-Eight, please.

-Oh, you went for number eight.

Nice.

OK, Joanne...

All right, which king received an arrow in his eye

at the Battle of Hastings?

Harold.

It was Harold II. We're going to give you that. Well done.

Nice. Which means...

you can pick either one, two or four.

-Which one would you like?

-Number one, please.

Number one. Oh, Mark!

Right, Mark, it's now time for your question.

H2O is the chemical symbol for what?

Water.

That's the right answer.

So, who are you going to nominate?

-Number five, six or eight?

-Hm, I wonder.

Number eight.

Oh, bye, Joanne!

Joanne, where are you?

There you are.

-There you are.

-"Where are you?" Of course I know where she is.

-She's in the cubicle, mate.

-She's in the cubicle!

OK, next question...

is to you, Connor.

Who was Henry VIII's first wife?

Catherine.

We need...we need a bit more.

There was more than one Catherine,

which is why we need to be more specific on this.

Have a guess.

The first.

SAM AND MARK LAUGH

He's not wrong technically.

I like...I like his style, but we can't take Catherine I.

It's Catherine of Aragon, unfortunately.

Which means the balls are falling on you, number five.

Sorry about that, mate.

Taking it like a champ.

Nice. Well done, mate. OK, Kai, it's time for your question.

How many lines does a standard limerick have?

Ten.

It's five. Which means, number two, Kai, the balls are falling on you!

OK, Miles, the next question is for you.

Who led a gang of outlaws in Sherwood Forest?

Robin Hood.

He did, indeed. Which means you get to pick one, two or four.

-Which one are you going for?

-One.

Oh, one!

-See you, Mark.

-Bye, Mark!

We can still see the top of your head!

It's a ball!

"It's a ball," he said.

There he is giving us a little wave.

OK, Bradley. What is the name of the Earth's most southern landmass?

South Pole.

Do you know what? We're going to accept that.

It was Antarctica I've got on my card,

but we're going to accept that.

Which means you get to nominate someone on the opposing team.

We have left number five or seven. Who's it going to be?

-Five, please.

-Number five.

Oh, Connor, we have to say goodbye.

-Are you in there?

-Hello!

Of course he is.

Next question is for you, Miles.

What was the name of the fleet of Spanish ships that tried to invade

Britain during the reign of Elizabeth I?

The Spanish Armada.

Miles, you are on fire, mate.

Brilliant. That is the correct answer.

Which means you can either go for two or four.

What are you going for?

-Two.

-Of course.

See you, Kai.

Kai, give us the thumbs up, buddy.

Bradley, here comes your question.

Who picked a peck of pickled pepper?

Peter Piper.

That's the right answer, Bradley.

Which means you get to nominate.

I'm guessing you're going for number seven?

-Yeah.

-Number seven.

The balls are falling on you, Miles.

OK, Miles, this is your question.

If you get it wrong, then Bradley's team are the winners.

Best of luck.

Cruella de Vil was obsessed with which type of dog?

Dalmatians.

Well done, Miles. That is correct.

Which means the balls are falling on Bradley, number four.

OK, well,

this is a very exciting Ball Fall situation because now it's like a

penalty shoot-out, isn't it?

-Hey!

-So we're going to keep going between Bradley and Miles

until one of you get the question wrong.

OK? Here we go, Bradley, with your question.

Which BBC show has this theme tune?

MUSIC: Theme To Strictly Come Dancing

Strictly Come Dancing.

That's the right answer!

Miles,

acorns come from which tree?

An acorn tree. An oak tree.

Oh, I've got to take your first answer, I'm afraid, buddy.

It is oak tree but you said acorn first,

which means the balls are falling on you, number seven!

Smiling all the way through it as well, look at this.

There he is!

Unlucky, Connor's team. Sadly, that means that you don't get

the star prize, but you're not going to go home empty-handed.

We're going to give you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

-Look how happy they are about that.

-Really happy.

-Shall we release the balls?

-Let's do that.

-Let's release the balls.

-Let's release those balls.

-Push your balls out, guys.

-Come on, push the balls.

Push the balls out.

Push the balls out.

Which means, Bradley, you are the winning team,

so you go home with tonight's star prize, the games console!

CHEERING

That is almost it from us, but before we go,

there's still time for us to say a big thank you

to everyone we've wound up tonight.

Yes, and also a massive thank you to Beth Tweddle and Nile Wilson.

-A round of applause for those guys!

-Yeah!

And, of course, our wonderful Wind-Up audience.

Yay!

But to play us out, it's Bars and Melody!

# Yeah, yeah

# Whoa, whoa

# You don't know what I've been through

# I can teach you something that I never knew

# Take a seat and take some time

# Let me tell you what I've been through

# They didn't know we'd come this far

# Now they're looking at our battle scars

# Half the lies you heard ain't true

# So let me tell you what I've been through

# I have a dream to be the one I want to see upon the screen

# And when my son sees me I want to be the one he wants to be

# And honestly I'm scared, my life is like a pier

# People walk all over me The waves are closing in, you see

# Relying on fate but what if I wait? Maybe a day, what if I'm late?

# I miss my ride to take me where I'm meant to go or take me home

# Why do I have these emotions?

# I don't want them please take them

# I'm stuck inside a hole with nowhere to go and I really hate them

# Damn! Do I have that much of an impact?

# My rhymes did that? Sometimes I wanna quit and hit back

# But what is there to fear? Why am I even here?

# Is there someone out there? Cos there's no-one I can hear

# You don't know what I've been through

# I can teach you something that I never knew

# Take a seat and take some time

# Let me tell you what I've been through

# They didn't know we'd come this far

# Now they're looking at our battle scars

# Half the lies you heard ain't true

# So let me tell you what I've been through

# You don't know what I've been through

# I can teach you something that I never knew

# Take a seat and take some time

# Let me tell you what I've been through

# They didn't know we'd come this far

# Now they're looking at our battle scars

# Half the lies you heard ain't true

# So let me tell you what I've been through. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE