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'Why is this man sweating?

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'Why is this woman shaking?

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'And what on earth is going on between these two?

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'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

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'It's Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!'

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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'Here they are. It's Sam and Mark!'

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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-BOTH:

-Oh! Welcome to the weekend!

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Woo! Oh, yeah!

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Boy, do we have a great show for you.

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In a moment, we will be giving someone here the chance to fly.

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AUDIENCE: Ooh!

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We'll also be punishing the UK's most embarrassing parents

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and playing a game of karesoakie, which is exactly like it sounds.

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AUDIENCE: Ooh!

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And find out what happened when we took our hidden cameras to Newcastle

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for a game of In Yer House with a difference.

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Sit on it, sit on it.

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Sit on it.

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Come on. You can do it. Really fast, really fast

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so it makes a really loud noise.

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LOUD PARP

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-I'm not looking forward to watching that one.

-It's so good.

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And on top of all that, we have music from Bars and Melody.

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APPLAUSE

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-Friends of the show.

-Indeed.

-Friends of the show.

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But right now, remember, on this show, no-one is safe.

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That's right. We know everything about every single one of you.

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For example...

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Ruby, you are an expert body popper. Go on, then, show us.

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-Ooh, yeah!

-That's really good!

-Really good.

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Theo, we know that you can do a Mexican wave with your belly.

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Come on, Theo, give us a Mexican wave.

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That's awesome!

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And, Summer, you love gymnastics and your idol is Beth Tweddle.

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Well, look behind you.

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Look behind you. It's only Beth Tweddle and...

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Team GB gymnast Nile Wilson!

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-Lovely to have you here.

-What do you think about that, Summer?

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Hi.

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-Aww!

-Oh, and, Summer, if you thought that was good,

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wait until you hear what they have got in store for you.

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Tell her, Beth.

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Me and Nile are going to do a masterclass with you upstairs

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and then you're going to come back later and perform for everyone.

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-Ooh!

-You're going to do a gymnastic routine

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right on this studio floor. How do you feel about that?

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-Good.

-Are you excited?

-Yeah.

-Beautiful.

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All right, well, you've got the rest of the show to prepare,

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so it's time to get ready.

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Let's hear it once again for Summer, Beth Tweddle and Nile Wilson.

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-Off you go.

-See you later, guys! CHEERING

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-Go and get ready.

-Aww, that's nice.

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Do your stretches, you've got to stretch.

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Yeah, you've got to stretch, mate. Do your stretch.

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Right, now to find our next target.

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Will everyone here please stand up?

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Right, OK, everyone has stood up. Thank you.

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Now, sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce.

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That's quite a lot.

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I'd have thought everybody would have stayed stood up, to be honest!

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OK, sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce

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and you're not obsessed with planes.

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-OK.

-OK, OK.

-We've got two people left.

-We've got two people left.

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-This is interesting.

-Well, sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce,

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not obsessed with planes and you can't play the trumpet.

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Would you believe it?

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We've got two people who can play the trumpet.

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-It's impressive stuff, OK.

-OK, we need to narrow it down again.

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Please sit down if you're not obsessed with Beyonce,

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not obsessed with planes,

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can't play the trumpet

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and your name isn't Bradley.

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-Sit yourself down, love.

-OK, Bradley, stay right where you are,

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we're coming to you!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Hiya, Bradley, you can sit down now. You can sit down!

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That would've been so awkward if your name was Bradley.

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What a coincidence. How are you doing, Bradley?

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-Good.

-Excellent.

-Fantastic. Now, why do you like Beyonce so much?

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Bit of a stupid question, but I'm going to ask you anyway.

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-Cos I like her songs.

-Yeah, they are awesome, aren't they?

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She's a class act, isn't she, Beyonce?

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And what's your obsession with planes, then, what's all that about?

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-I want to be a pilot when I'm older.

-Oh, nice! OK.

-Oh, cool.

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OK, well, while you're here we might as well hear you play the trumpet.

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-Yeah, that's true.

-Cos you love playing the trumpet, don't you?

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So, we need a trumpet. Shall we give...?

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-Oh, look at that, as if by magic.

-Wow, I can't believe that happened!

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Could you give us a little note on the trumpet?

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Here we go, Bradley, go on, lad.

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SHORT, WEAK NOTE

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I want to hear that again, do it again, do it again.

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Oh, beautiful.

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-I mean, you are so good, Bradley, so good.

-So good.

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Well done, Bradley. Listen, I reckon you deserve to win some prizes,

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so let's play a game that combines your love of Beyonce

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-with your love of planes.

-It can't be done.

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At last, we can do it. Come with us as we play...

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-BOTH:

-Above and Beyonce. Come on.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Welcome to Diva International Airport.

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Now, Bradley, you are its latest pilot flying for Air Beyonce.

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The trouble is, Beyonce has a lot of airline competitors

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-and she ain't happy about it.

-No, she's not.

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There is Jamie flying for Nicole Scherzinger Air.

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Rubin flying for Madonna Tours.

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Holly is flying for Lady Gaga International.

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Harry flying for Mariah Carey Continental.

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And Emily is flying for Sia Travel.

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Now, Beyonce wants you, Bradley, to destroy those rival airlines

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by popping the balloons on the back of each plane in just 45 seconds.

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Now, for every one that you pop,

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you'll win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.

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AUDIENCE: Ooh!

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So, Bradley...

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# What do you think about that? #

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-Great.

-Great! Nice, awesome.

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Hey, but, Bradley... But, Bradley, don't expect an easy flight though,

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because if any of these divas get through that 45 seconds

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without having their balloon popped,

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-they will win the prize for themselves.

-What a twist.

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So, Bradley...

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# What do you think about that? #

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It's terrible if they get prizes.

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-Yes.

-It's terrible.

-He sounds like you.

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He does, he sounds just like me, it's great. OK.

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Today's flight time is 45 seconds.

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-Three, two, one - take off.

-Go on!

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Oh, here we go, here we go.

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Oh, he's on the tail of Lady Gaga International.

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Wait, he's changed his mind, he's changed his mind.

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He's now on Nicole Scherzinger Air!

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It's difficult. They're fast, these planes!

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SAM LAUGHS

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POP

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Madonna, you're out. Keep going, keep going.

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That's two.

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Mariah Carey Continental, you're going to get it.

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Oh, come on!

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Sia, Sia Travel? SEE YA later travel.

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Oh, here we go. Come on.

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-What's happening?

-There's not long left.

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-Two more, two more!

-Hold on.

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You've got five seconds left.

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Three...

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Oh!

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BUZZER Safe!

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-Come over here.

-Come on, Bradley.

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Mariah Carey, that was close.

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-Wowsers.

-Hey, very good though, very good.

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And you managed to pop three of the balloons,

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which means you get three prices from the Wind-Up prize stash.

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-Well done.

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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And well done to Harry and Emily

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because your balloons weren't popped.

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You win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash too.

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-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

-Well done, guys.

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But, Bradley, we are now giving you the chance to win something else.

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Tonight's star prize -

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-a flight simulator experience.

-Ooh.

-Oh, yeah.

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-How much do you want that?

-A lot.

-A lot.

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-Well, come fly with us.

-Come on, let's go.

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APPLAUSE

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Right, Bradley, here is the situation.

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Beyonce's main rival, Adele,

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isn't happy with the success of Air Beyonce.

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Beyonce wants your help to fight back against Adele.

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To destroy her you must get three balls to stick to any targets

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-on her plane.

-You'll have just 30 seconds to do it in,

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but you won't be in the plane on your own

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because you can choose either me or Mark to be your co-pilot

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and help you out.

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-So who's it going to be, me or Mark?

-Mark, please.

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-OK.

-Yeah, boy!

-Mark, you get yourself in there.

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OK. I need my goggles and my hat first.

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Of course you do, mate, safety first and all that.

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OK. Let's have a look. Have a look.

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-All right, let's do this.

-Looking good, mate, looking good.

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Get in the plane, get in the plane.

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-Mind Beyonce. Right, OK, get in position, guys.

-Come on.

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MARK MIMICS PLANE ENGINE

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Sounds a bit more like a car, that, but all right.

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-Right, lads, are you ready?

-We're ready!

-Yeah.

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Excellent. Remember, you've only got to get three balls on target.

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The best of luck. In three, two, one - pelt Adele!

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That's one!

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Oh, that's two!

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MUSIC: The Dam Busters March

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Oh, nearly, nearly! Keep going.

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-Terrible.

-Come on!

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It's stuck to her arm,

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it's going to go on the target.

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Come a bit closer if you need to.

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-Get close.

-Oh, nearly! Get the middle one!

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Nearly, come on!

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Oh, be better!

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Aim for the closer one!

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Yeah!

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Fly back home! Fly back home!

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Yay!

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Nice work.

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And, Bradley, that means that you have won that flight experience.

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-Yeah!

-APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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So, Bradley...

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# What do you think about that? #

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-Amazing.

-Amazing!

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Let's hear it once again for Bradley and all our flying divas.

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-APPLAUSE

-Well done, mate, excellent work.

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I'm Leona Vaughan off Wolfblood

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and Big Friday Wind-Up always makes me howl.

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But not with laughter. Never laughter.

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'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind-Up Wheel,

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'Nile Wilson!'

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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-Nile, lovely to have you, how are you doing, buddy?

-I'm very well.

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-How are you?

-Excellent. Yeah, very well, thanks for asking.

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Now, before we go any further, have you got your Olympic medal on you?

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-I've got it in my pocket, yeah.

-Can we have a look?

-Ooh!

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-Course you can.

-Look at that. Can I touch it?

-Yeah.

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APPLAUSE

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-SAM AND MARK:

-Ahhh.

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-Look at that, that's amazing, isn't it?

-Awesome. Awesome!

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-Can I wear it?

-Course you can, yeah.

-Yes! Baggy wearing it.

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# Ahhhh! #

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Look at that. Hey, it's got some weight about it, hasn't it?

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-Yeah.

-Nice weight. You wouldn't know, you're not wearing it.

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Now, like we said on this show, no-one is safe,

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even our Olympic medallists.

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Which is why Nile is risking his health on this rickety old wheel.

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Isn't that right, Nile?

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I'm excited but I feel like I'm in the dentist's chair, actually.

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-It looks a bit like that.

-To be fair, though, as a gymnast,

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-you're used to spinning around all the time.

-Yeah, you'll be fine.

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-You'll be all right, mate.

-Here's how it works.

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We will be spinning Nile around until he's dizzy, sick

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or possibly much worse.

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He could land on any of these categories,

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but he has no idea what's in store for him.

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-Yes. So, Nile, are you ready?

-Let's do it.

-All right.

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Because it's time to...

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-ALL:

-Wind up that wheel!

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Stop that wheel.

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-Ooh, it's landed on forfeit.

-Oh, no.

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Oh, do you know what?

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This forfeit should be pretty easy for you, Nile.

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-We want you to walk on your hands.

-Ah.

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-Come on, stand here, mate.

-I don't know if I can do that.

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Be careful. Yeah, don't hurt yourself. That would be terrible.

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Do you want me to walk down the stairs on my hands?

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Don't do that!

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Health and safety have gone mad over there.

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Yeah, you do your thing. You do your thing.

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APPLAUSE

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That's plenty!

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Oh, come on!

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-What a ledge! What a ledge! Take a seat.

-Brilliant.

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Oh, I was dizzy just watching that, to be fair.

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-Hey, Nile, have you been working out?

-I think so.

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-How much do you bench?

-All right, calm down.

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-More than you.

-Yeah, more than me, mate.

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All right, it's time to...

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-ALL:

-Wind up that wheel!

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Yeah.

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Stop that wheel!

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-Oh, what's it landed on?

-Audience question.

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Oh, audience question, OK.

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So, Nile, an audience member is going to be chosen at random

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and they can ask you any question they want and you must answer.

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So, it's time to find our random audience member.

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-Oh, it's you, love.

-It's you, love.

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Oh, it's you. What's your name, love?

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-Steph.

-Hi, Steph, what's your question for Nile?

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Any question in the world? Ever. He's an Olympian.

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So, your question is...

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-What's your favourite food?

-Brilliant.

-Brilliant.

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Brilliant, brilliant, brilliant.

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My favourite food is steak and chips.

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OOH. It's not, it's quiche.

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-Oh.

-It is quiche.

-It's always quiche.

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Oh, yeah, you're right, you're right.

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OK, it's time to...

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-ALL:

-Wind up that wheel!

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OK, stop that wheel.

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-Ooh, "dance like". OK.

-Oh, no.

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Nile, we would like you to dance like a tortoise doing the conga,

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but halfway through you realise you haven't locked the front porch.

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-We've all been there.

-Come back down here, Nile.

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Say that again?

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-A tortoise?

-What, you didn't get it the first time?

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A tortoise doing the conga but halfway through you realise

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you haven't locked the front porch.

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Music, please.

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CONGA MUSIC PLAYS

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-I think we're all thinking that, mate.

-We're all thinking that.

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-Go sit down.

-Go sit down.

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-He gave it a good go, though.

-He gave it a good go, though.

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How are you feeling after all that spinning, mate?

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-A little dizzy, yeah.

-Oh, you've been brilliant.

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You have been great. Thank you so much.

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Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Nile Wilson.

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APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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Take your medal with you, buddy. Thank you so much.

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-Aw!

-He looks a bit unsteady.

-CRASHING

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-Ooh!

-CRASHING

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-Ooh!

-There was no crash mat there, was there?

-No.

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-I'm sure he's fine now.

-I'm sure he's fine.

-I'm sure he's fine.

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Anyway, right now it's time to meet some more of our friends.

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It's Oisin and Finn.

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APPLAUSE

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Hey, nice to see you again, lads.

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All right, lads? Are you enjoying the show?

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-Yeah.

-Fantastic. Lovely to have you here.

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It is indeed. Now, not so long ago

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we took our hidden cameras to these guys' house

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for a game of In Yer House.

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Only this time things were a bit different from usual, weren't they?

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-They were, weren't they?

-Don't look at me like that!

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We're not going to give anything away just now

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-but all will become clear very soon. Won't it, Sam?

-Yes, it will.

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All right, Oisin and Finn, do the honours.

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Look down camera three for us.

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-BOTH:

-Run VT.

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'You are entering the world of In Yer House Extreme,

0:15:560:15:59

'an elite undercover task force charged with winding up the nation.

0:15:590:16:02

'The objective is to complete a series of challenges

0:16:020:16:05

'in viewers' homes.

0:16:050:16:06

'The routes are more dangerous with more rooms

0:16:060:16:08

'and each task is now decided on the toss of a coin.

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'Agent Rhodes, you will be manning mission control.

0:16:110:16:14

'Agent Nixon, your accomplice is waiting for you at today's location.

0:16:140:16:18

'You must both proceed there immediately.

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'And remember, don't get caught.'

0:16:210:16:23

What are you having for your tea tonight, Oisin?

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-I think I'm having pasta.

-Ooh. I love a bit of pasta.

0:16:290:16:32

Agents, attention, please.

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Agent Oisin, will you be Agent Nixon's accomplice

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in this In Yer House Extreme mission today?

0:16:360:16:38

-I was born ready for this.

-Excellent attitude.

0:16:380:16:41

This is today's target, Finn.

0:16:410:16:43

And am I right in making that this is your brother?

0:16:430:16:46

Spot on, Agent Rhodes.

0:16:460:16:47

Agent Nixon, this is the target's house.

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I would like you to enter the house

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and hide behind the door of the music room at the top of the stairs.

0:16:520:16:56

-Do you understand?

-I understand.

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This is the coin of destiny.

0:16:580:17:00

Before each task, I want you to flip this coin.

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If it lands on your face, your task will be a simple one.

0:17:030:17:05

If it lands on my face, your task will become more difficult.

0:17:050:17:08

-Understand?

-I think I've got that.

0:17:080:17:10

I'll just put it in my pocket.

0:17:120:17:14

This is your survival kit.

0:17:140:17:15

Please do not open this kit until I give you instructions to do so.

0:17:150:17:18

-Understood.

-Agent Oisin, will you help distract the target

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and help Agent Nixon get in and out of the house

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without being discovered?

0:17:230:17:25

-Of course I will.

-One final question.

0:17:250:17:27

Agent Nixon, are you ready for this challenge?

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Do penguins have feathers?

0:17:290:17:32

I don't know. Do penguins have feathers?

0:17:320:17:34

I don't know, actually, do they? Anyway, yes, I am ready.

0:17:340:17:37

-Good. Because target's approaching.

-Let's do this.

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But before I go, seriously, do penguins have feathers?

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LAUGHTER

0:17:420:17:44

Agent Nixon. Good luck. Get in there, do the challenges,

0:17:440:17:47

-get back out.

-I will.

0:17:470:17:49

Are you going to...? Get out!

0:17:490:17:52

Ow!

0:17:550:17:56

(Creaky stairs.)

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OK, Agent Nixon,

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your first task is to inflate a whoopee cushion

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that is inside your survival kit.

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I want you to flip the coin of destiny.

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If it lands on your face,

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then you will inflate a normal-sized whoopee cushion and then sit on it.

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If it lands on my face,

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you will inflate a giant whoopee cushion and deflate that one.

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Mark.

0:18:340:18:36

-Is it my face?

-It's your face.

0:18:360:18:38

Brilliant. OK, you're right above the kitchen

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so be extra careful, because they might hear you.

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I'm guessing it's that one.

0:18:460:18:48

Oh, my goodness.

0:18:480:18:49

MARK LAUGHS

0:18:490:18:51

-OK, come on. Keep moving.

-It's massive!

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Come on, come on. Sit on it. Sit on it.

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Sit on it. Come on.

0:19:060:19:08

You can do it. Really fast, really fast.

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So it makes a really loud noise.

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LOUD PARP

0:19:120:19:14

Has he heard you?

0:19:160:19:18

OK.

0:19:240:19:25

I've ripped it.

0:19:270:19:29

That's OK. It's OK that you've ripped it.

0:19:290:19:31

You've done the challenge. Well done.

0:19:310:19:33

You must now move across the hall into Oisin's bedroom.

0:19:330:19:37

Once you're there, shut the door

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and hide under Finn's bed on the left-hand side. Do you understand?

0:19:390:19:43

-Yes.

-OK, brilliant.

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When you go out the door, it's the second on the right.

0:19:450:19:48

(It was the third on the right, just so you know.)

0:19:590:20:02

OK, I do apologise giving you duff information there.

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-That's not helped.

-It's really not.

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Hide under Finn's bed.

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Right, your next task.

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In your survival kit you'll find a phone.

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What I want you to do is phone your lovely brother Paul.

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SAM LAUGHS

0:20:200:20:22

You will flip the coin of destiny.

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If it lands on your face,

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I want you to ask your brother what annoys him about you.

0:20:260:20:29

If it lands on my face, what five things annoy him about you.

0:20:290:20:34

-OK.

-Flip the coin first.

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-'Mark.'

-Your face.

0:20:380:20:40

-Give him a ring.

-OK.

-Come on, get it done!

0:20:400:20:44

It's ringing. It's ringing.

0:20:440:20:46

-'Hello?'

-Hiya, Paul.

0:20:460:20:49

Me and Mark playing In Yer House.

0:20:490:20:51

Oh, less of the pleasantries, just get on with the challenge.

0:20:510:20:53

I need to ask you five things that annoy you about me.

0:20:530:20:57

'Ringing me on a school day.'

0:20:570:20:59

Ringing you on a school day. That's one.

0:20:590:21:02

'Some of us have got proper jobs.'

0:21:020:21:03

Some of us have got proper jobs, yeah. Good one. What else?

0:21:030:21:05

I need four more.

0:21:050:21:07

INAUDIBLE

0:21:070:21:08

Cooking my rubbish food, OK.

0:21:080:21:10

'Drinking pop and swilling the pop in your mouth.'

0:21:100:21:13

Drinking pop and swilling pop in me mouth. OK, yeah.

0:21:130:21:16

Good one, good one. Two more. You need to be really quick.

0:21:160:21:19

It annoys you that I make me Christmas cake.

0:21:190:21:21

-One more, one more. Come on, hurry up!

-I need one more.

0:21:210:21:24

Sam, you need to...

0:21:240:21:26

LOUD SINGING FROM PHONE

0:21:260:21:27

I put him on speaker!

0:21:270:21:29

He put him on loudspeaker! Oh, no!

0:21:290:21:30

He gave me one more.

0:21:300:21:32

He said that he didn't like that we had a number one single.

0:21:320:21:34

OK, well, a lot of people think that. OK, well done. Well done.

0:21:340:21:38

STATIC

0:21:390:21:42

Sam, just sit tight. Sam, sit tight.

0:21:420:21:44

We're just having a couple of issues with cameras.

0:21:440:21:46

(OK.)

0:21:460:21:47

You're going to read this to camera, not to Sam.

0:21:470:21:50

Agent Rhodes, today's In Yer House is about to take a dramatic twist.

0:21:500:21:55

Agent Nixon is currently hiding in Oisin and Finn's house,

0:21:550:22:00

but what he isn't aware of is that the whole family know he's there.

0:22:000:22:04

They are all in on it.

0:22:040:22:06

In Yer House just got more extreme as we turn the tables on Sam.

0:22:060:22:11

How long will he stay in the house for without knowing what's going on?

0:22:110:22:15

We're about to find out.

0:22:150:22:17

STATIC Aggh! Oh, no!

0:22:170:22:19

(Which channel were we on?)

0:22:210:22:24

OK, I'm guessing you can't hear me, so I'm going to go to channel two.

0:22:240:22:27

Are you on channel three?

0:22:300:22:33

This is amazing! This is amazing - all of the family are leaving.

0:22:330:22:36

All the family are going to get out.

0:22:360:22:39

Oh, poor Sam.

0:22:390:22:40

SCREECHING FROM RADIO

0:22:430:22:44

SCREECHING FROM RADIO

0:22:470:22:50

(What's happening?)

0:22:500:22:52

Come in. Come in.

0:22:520:22:53

Let's see how long Sam stays in there for.

0:22:550:22:57

Hello, what's happening?

0:22:580:23:00

Sam, it looks like we've got a couple of the cameras back.

0:23:000:23:03

-Can you hear me, mate?

-Yes, I can hear you. Can you hear me?

0:23:030:23:05

Your next challenge is...

0:23:050:23:07

-You hear me?

-No.

-It was...

0:23:110:23:13

Not...wha...

0:23:130:23:15

What?

0:23:170:23:19

If you can get...

0:23:190:23:20

INTERFERENCE

0:23:200:23:22

Look at his face!

0:23:220:23:24

Finn's upstairs but...

0:23:240:23:26

He's coming...!

0:23:260:23:27

He's doing a great job of hiding.

0:23:340:23:35

He is doing a great job at hiding, isn't he?

0:23:350:23:37

I can see you. I can see you.

0:23:390:23:40

-OK.

-OK, mate, we've got all cameras now.

0:23:400:23:43

-Your next challenge, you need to flip the coin.

-Yeah.

0:23:430:23:46

If it lands on your face, you need to do ten push-ups.

0:23:460:23:50

-OK.

-If it lands on my face,

0:23:500:23:52

you need to do press ups until we tell you to stop.

0:23:520:23:55

Oh, my goodness me.

0:23:550:23:57

Ow!

0:23:570:23:58

OK, flip the coin.

0:24:010:24:02

-'Sam.'

-My face!

0:24:050:24:08

Oh!

0:24:080:24:09

-OK.

-That means ten push-ups.

0:24:090:24:11

Hold on, mate. Hold on, mate. We've lost cameras again.

0:24:160:24:18

No, wait there. OK, we've got you. Just ten.

0:24:180:24:21

We've lost cameras again, mate. Stop, stop, stop, stop! I'm sorry.

0:24:250:24:29

You're winding me up here.

0:24:290:24:30

What are you on about?

0:24:300:24:32

You're not that good an actor.

0:24:320:24:34

Do it now. We've got all cameras now. We're all right.

0:24:340:24:37

-Don't talk to him.

-Don't talk to him.

0:24:440:24:46

What am I doing now?

0:24:580:25:00

Look at him. Look at his little face!

0:25:020:25:04

-Look at his little face!

-Hello?

0:25:040:25:06

Hello! He's saying hello.

0:25:070:25:10

-Oh, where's he going?

-Let's see... Let's see what he does.

0:25:110:25:13

-Let's see what he does, yeah.

-Don't talk to him.

0:25:130:25:15

-See what he does.

-He's looking outside.

0:25:150:25:17

MARK LAUGHS

0:25:170:25:20

(Can you hear me?)

0:25:280:25:30

MARK STIFLES HIGH-PITCHED LAUGH

0:25:300:25:31

Yes, we can. Yes, we can, but we're just ignoring you.

0:25:310:25:35

MARK LAUGHS What's happening?

0:25:410:25:43

Should I leave?

0:25:440:25:46

It's probably for the best, mate, to be honest.

0:25:460:25:49

Oh, he's going, he's going. He's going! He's leaving.

0:25:510:25:55

Hello?

0:25:550:25:56

Hello?

0:26:050:26:07

-Can you see me?

-We can see him, can't we, lads?

0:26:070:26:10

-Yeah.

-We're just ignoring him.

0:26:100:26:12

He's coming downstairs. He's coming downstairs.

0:26:120:26:15

He's coming, he's coming downstairs.

0:26:150:26:19

They're not in there.

0:26:190:26:20

Yes, you're right, they're not in there.

0:26:200:26:23

OK.

0:26:230:26:24

He's going back to the van. OK, shh, shh!

0:26:270:26:29

Got you!

0:26:460:26:47

-Come on in.

-What?!

0:26:510:26:52

In Yer House...

0:26:520:26:54

more like In Yer Van!

0:26:540:26:55

What?!

0:26:550:26:57

Oh, man! Look at you!

0:26:570:27:00

I was petrified in there!

0:27:000:27:02

I was like, "Should I just stay here forever?"

0:27:020:27:05

-Oh, were you both in on this?

-Yeah!

-Everybody knew.

0:27:060:27:10

Oh, man!

0:27:100:27:12

He's usually really good at finding things out,

0:27:120:27:14

but he didn't find out today, did you?

0:27:140:27:16

APPLAUSE

0:27:160:27:18

Look at his little face! He hates it. He hates it!

0:27:180:27:22

You're all scamps!

0:27:220:27:24

You were so good at that. So good at that.

0:27:240:27:26

Oh, what I loved is when you were tapping the bed.

0:27:260:27:29

It was like... You said to me after...

0:27:290:27:30

You said, "I thought somebody was in there."

0:27:300:27:32

Yeah, it was really terrifying because, at that point, like,

0:27:320:27:35

it went completely deadly silent.

0:27:350:27:37

You weren't speaking to me, I could tell that you guys weren't around,

0:27:370:27:40

it was so quiet. And I looked over at your bed...

0:27:400:27:42

One of your beds, and it looked like somebody was in the bed.

0:27:420:27:45

And I was like, "Oh, my goodness!" So I had to tap the bed.

0:27:450:27:48

-It was really, really terrifying.

-Oh, man.

-But the thing is,

0:27:480:27:51

you boys knew about this before even Mark knew about it, didn't you?

0:27:510:27:54

-Yeah.

-Did you...? How much have you enjoyed that?

0:27:540:27:56

So much! So much.

0:27:560:27:58

Do you know what? Not many people can get me.

0:27:580:28:00

I'm very hard at being got, aren't I?

0:28:000:28:02

Yes, I'm the gullible one.

0:28:020:28:03

He's usually, like, you know, a detective and knows everything.

0:28:030:28:06

So to get him, you really need to be good.

0:28:060:28:08

You could have your own agency, guys. You really could.

0:28:080:28:11

How does that make you feel that you got me good?

0:28:110:28:13

It makes me feel like one of the best pranksters ever.

0:28:130:28:18

Nice work. And, Mum and Dad, well done again.

0:28:180:28:20

-Well done. I can't believe it.

-Fantastic.

0:28:200:28:22

-Well, you've been fantastic sports...

-Yeah.

0:28:220:28:24

..and you're not going to go home empty-handed, of course not.

0:28:240:28:26

So we're going to be giving you these In Yer House spy pens.

0:28:260:28:29

Ohhh! Very nice.

0:28:290:28:31

And because you did such a good job of winding Sam up here...

0:28:310:28:34

Look at his face again. I just love it.

0:28:340:28:36

We're giving you some spy watches as well.

0:28:360:28:39

-Excellent stuff.

-OK, give it up for Oisin and Finn, everyone.

0:28:390:28:42

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:28:420:28:44

Right now, though, here's what else is coming up on tonight's

0:28:440:28:46

Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:28:460:28:48

Oh, the shame. The shame!

0:28:480:28:50

It's the School of Shame.

0:28:500:28:52

Summer gives her Olympian performance just before Ball Fall.

0:28:520:28:56

Plus, we've got music from Bars and Melody.

0:28:560:28:58

Now it's time to play the game that combines our two favourite things,

0:29:010:29:04

music and a bit of mess.

0:29:040:29:06

All will be explained very soon.

0:29:060:29:07

But, first, let's find out who's playing tonight.

0:29:070:29:10

Will it be this person?

0:29:100:29:11

# Whoa, we're halfway there!

0:29:110:29:15

# Wo-oh, livin' on a prayer! #

0:29:150:29:18

Yes! Wonderful, wonderful, wonderful.

0:29:180:29:20

Will it be these two?

0:29:200:29:22

# So I guess that's why they call it the blues

0:29:220:29:26

# Time on my hands could be time spent with you... #

0:29:260:29:31

Nice!

0:29:310:29:32

Don't worry, it won't be any of you.

0:29:340:29:35

Here's who's playing tonight.

0:29:350:29:36

It is Ella's family from Cambridgeshire!

0:29:380:29:43

But who will they face?

0:29:430:29:46

It's Connor's family from Ipswich!

0:29:460:29:49

Teams, come on down as we play...

0:29:510:29:53

Karasoake!

0:29:530:29:55

Welcome to the game. It's basically karaoke that with added H2O.

0:29:580:30:02

One member of each team will attempt to sing

0:30:020:30:04

while the other team soaks them through.

0:30:040:30:06

Whoever gets the most lyrics out correctly is the winner.

0:30:060:30:09

OK, Ella, who's on your team?

0:30:090:30:12

My friend Libby and my friend Freya and my mum Laura.

0:30:120:30:15

And your nominated singer is?

0:30:150:30:17

My mum.

0:30:170:30:19

Laura, why do you think you've been chosen as our Karasoake singer?

0:30:190:30:23

Because I'm definitely an embarrassing singer.

0:30:230:30:25

Give us a note, then. Give us a note.

0:30:250:30:27

Let's see how embarrassing you can be.

0:30:270:30:29

# A-a-ah! #

0:30:290:30:31

There is nothing embarrassing about that.

0:30:310:30:32

That was beautiful.

0:30:320:30:34

-Really nice.

-The tone was just crisp.

0:30:340:30:36

OK, Connor, who's on your team?

0:30:360:30:38

My friend Logan, my brother Miles and my dad Priya.

0:30:380:30:41

Excellent. And who's your nominated singer?

0:30:410:30:42

-My dad.

-Priya.

0:30:420:30:44

OK, why have you chosen Priya?

0:30:440:30:46

Because he's a very embarrassing singer, especially in the car.

0:30:460:30:49

Oh, really? He's a car singer. We've got a car singer on our hands.

0:30:490:30:52

-Oh, no!

-All right, let's hear a note, Priya.

0:30:520:30:54

La-a-a-a!

0:30:540:30:56

Ooh!

0:30:560:30:58

I like that! Both very operatic.

0:30:580:31:00

I like it. Here we go.

0:31:000:31:01

Laura, please make your way onto the Karasoake stage and, Connor's team,

0:31:010:31:06

go and select your soakers.

0:31:060:31:08

Now, while they do that, Laura,

0:31:080:31:10

we've got two songs for you to choose from.

0:31:100:31:12

We've got either Counting Stars by OneRepublic...

0:31:120:31:15

A great tune. Or Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson.

0:31:150:31:18

I'm going to take Reet Petite.

0:31:200:31:22

-I've never heard of the first song.

-LAUGHTER

0:31:220:31:24

That's fair enough, then.

0:31:240:31:26

OK, there are 100 words in the section of this song.

0:31:260:31:28

You need to clearly sing as many as you can while you're getting soaked,

0:31:280:31:31

even if the words are repeated.

0:31:310:31:33

We need every single one.

0:31:330:31:35

-Are you ready?

-I'm ready.

0:31:350:31:37

-Brilliant.

-Soakers, are you ready?

0:31:370:31:39

SOAKERS: Yes! Miles is well ready, isn't he?

0:31:390:31:41

-He's looking forward to this.

-Yeah.

0:31:410:31:43

In that case, let Karasoake commence.

0:31:430:31:45

MUSIC: Reet Petite by Jackie Wilson

0:31:450:31:48

I can't see!

0:32:320:32:33

KLAXON

0:32:490:32:51

Hold your fire! Hold your fire!

0:32:510:32:54

Wow.

0:32:550:32:57

Laura, well done.

0:32:570:32:58

-That was a hard.

-You could have won that.

0:32:580:33:00

OK, I can tell you - you sang...

0:33:000:33:02

50 words correctly.

0:33:060:33:07

-Nice!

-Respectable. Very respectable.

0:33:070:33:10

What have you got to say to your soakers?

0:33:100:33:12

They're going to get your dad worse!

0:33:120:33:15

-Fighting talk!

-I like it!

0:33:160:33:17

Well, it's time to find out.

0:33:170:33:19

Priya, if you'd like to come onto the stage.

0:33:190:33:21

Laura, if you'd like to step down.

0:33:210:33:22

-There you go. LAURA:

-You go for it, girls.

0:33:220:33:25

-Good luck, buddy.

-Good luck, buddy.

0:33:250:33:27

And, Ella's team, please select your soakers.

0:33:270:33:29

Right, Priya, it's time to find out what song you'll be singing.

0:33:320:33:35

We've got two songs for you. Would you like Budapest by George Ezra,

0:33:350:33:38

or Show Me The Way To Amarillo by Tony Christie?

0:33:380:33:42

Show Me The Way To Amarillo!

0:33:420:33:43

Yeah, boy! Nice work.

0:33:430:33:45

Once again, there are 100 words in this section of the song.

0:33:450:33:49

You need to clearly sing more than 50 to beat Laura's score and win

0:33:490:33:55

tonight's prize. Are you ready?

0:33:550:33:57

-I'm ready.

-Excellent stuff.

0:33:570:33:59

Soakers, are you ready?

0:33:590:34:01

-GIRLS: Yes!

-You look ready!

0:34:010:34:02

I think you'll find they're ready.

0:34:020:34:04

OK, the best of luck. Let Karasoake commence!

0:34:040:34:07

MUSIC: Show Me The Way To Amarillo

0:34:070:34:09

KLAXON

0:35:110:35:13

Well done, Priya. Nice work!

0:35:140:35:17

That was impressive. So, Priya,

0:35:170:35:20

you needed to sing 51 words to beat Laura and win the prize.

0:35:200:35:27

And I can reveal that you sang...

0:35:270:35:29

87 words correctly!

0:35:310:35:34

Which means, Nile's team, you are

0:35:340:35:36

the winners!

0:35:360:35:38

Which means, Ella's team, you haven't won.

0:35:400:35:42

But don't worry, we are giving you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

0:35:420:35:45

-Is that all right?

-Yeah!

0:35:450:35:46

And, Nile, you and your team get go home with a karaoke machine,

0:35:460:35:50

which comes with 100 classic backing tracks!

0:35:500:35:52

Yes!

0:35:520:35:54

What do you think about that, lads?

0:35:540:35:56

-Brilliant.

-Brilliant! Let's hear it again for our Karasoake superstars.

0:35:560:35:59

Yay!

0:35:590:36:00

I'm illusionist Fergus Flanagan and I think Sam and Mark are magic.

0:36:030:36:07

I wish they'd disappear.

0:36:070:36:09

'Settle down, settle down, settle down.

0:36:110:36:14

'Settle down. Mr Broccoli Hair Nixon and Mr Muddy Knees Rhodes have

0:36:140:36:18

'collected five more embarrassing embarrassments.

0:36:180:36:21

'Teagan's dad dresses up as a lion and goes to the supermarket.

0:36:210:36:25

'Phoebe's dad joins in the playground football games

0:36:250:36:29

'completely uninvited.

0:36:290:36:30

'Ramae's mum picks him up from school

0:36:300:36:32

'wearing a leopard-skin onesie.

0:36:320:36:34

'Ella's dad does smelly trumps and blames them on the poor old puppy.

0:36:340:36:39

'While William's dad wears a Muppet hat which makes him look like,

0:36:390:36:41

'well, a Muppet.'

0:36:410:36:43

'Welcome to the School of Shame.'

0:36:430:36:45

Right, Teagan, Phoebe, Ramae, Ella and William,

0:36:450:36:49

we're giving you the chance to teach these naughty,

0:36:490:36:51

naughty parents a lesson.

0:36:510:36:53

And, in the process,

0:36:530:36:54

one of you will be going home with a fantastic prize - a tablet!

0:36:540:36:57

We're about to play a game of musical chairs with a difference.

0:37:000:37:03

The difference being that your parents

0:37:030:37:05

could be getting covered in slop!

0:37:050:37:07

HE CACKLES

0:37:070:37:09

Juniors, are you ready?

0:37:120:37:14

Yes!

0:37:140:37:15

Right! Seniors, are you ready?

0:37:150:37:17

Yay!

0:37:170:37:19

In that case, Mrs Stevenson, take it away!

0:37:190:37:21

MUSIC: Lambeth Walk

0:37:230:37:26

AUDIENCE CLAP ALONG

0:37:260:37:28

BELL OK, stay facing forward, juniors.

0:37:340:37:37

Our seniors are all sat down.

0:37:370:37:39

Teagan, I'm coming to you first.

0:37:390:37:41

I would like you to write down the number chair you think your parent

0:37:410:37:45

isn't sitting on.

0:37:450:37:47

A number between one and five.

0:37:470:37:49

To remind everyone at home,

0:37:490:37:51

can Teagan's parent please raise their hand? Thank you.

0:37:510:37:53

OK, beautifully written, Teagan.

0:37:560:37:58

Could you please reveal to us all which number chair

0:37:580:38:01

you think your parent isn't sitting on?

0:38:010:38:02

Number four.

0:38:020:38:03

Well, it is time to find out if you're right.

0:38:040:38:06

Juniors... Sorry, mate. Turn round.

0:38:060:38:08

Oh! That's not your parent!

0:38:120:38:14

It was Ella's dad.

0:38:140:38:15

Which means, unfortunately,

0:38:150:38:17

we have to say goodbye to Ella and Ella's dad.

0:38:170:38:19

Off you go, guys!

0:38:190:38:21

Byesie-bye! Right, four seniors left, four juniors left.

0:38:240:38:27

Mrs Stevenson, take it away, will you?

0:38:270:38:31

BELL

0:38:380:38:40

OK, stay facing forward, juniors.

0:38:400:38:42

Phoebe, I'm coming to you.

0:38:420:38:44

Number four has gone.

0:38:440:38:45

So we have one, two, three, and five remaining.

0:38:450:38:48

Write down the number chair you think your parent isn't sitting on.

0:38:480:38:51

And to remind everyone at home,

0:38:510:38:52

could Phoebe's parent please raise their hand?

0:38:520:38:54

Thank you very much. Phoebe,

0:38:540:38:56

which number chair do you think your parent isn't sat on?

0:38:560:38:59

-Number five.

-Oh, it's a big one, this one.

0:38:590:39:02

Right, time to see if you're right, Phoebe.

0:39:040:39:07

Juniors, turn around.

0:39:070:39:09

You were right!

0:39:090:39:11

It's Teagan's dad.

0:39:120:39:14

Which means, unfortunately,

0:39:140:39:16

we have to say goodbye to Teagan and Teagan's dad.

0:39:160:39:18

See you later, guys.

0:39:180:39:19

-See you later!

-Bye!

0:39:190:39:21

Right, just three seniors left now.

0:39:220:39:25

Mrs Stevenson, take it away, you.

0:39:250:39:28

BELL

0:39:350:39:37

OK, stay facing forward, guys.

0:39:370:39:39

Ramae, I'm now coming to you.

0:39:390:39:42

We have three chairs remaining - chair one, two and three.

0:39:420:39:47

I want you to write down the number chair you think your parent isn't

0:39:470:39:50

sitting on. One, two or three?

0:39:500:39:53

To remind everyone at home, could Ramae's parent

0:39:530:39:55

please raise their hand?

0:39:550:39:57

-Thank you very much.

-Oh!

0:39:580:40:01

OK, Ramae,

0:40:010:40:02

please reveal the number chair you think your parent isn't sitting on.

0:40:020:40:06

Chair one.

0:40:060:40:07

Let's see if you're right. Juniors, turn around.

0:40:090:40:12

You're right!

0:40:120:40:13

That's not your parent! That's Phoebe's dad.

0:40:130:40:17

So, sadly, we have to stay goodbye to Phoebe's dad and Phoebe.

0:40:170:40:20

Off you go, guys.

0:40:200:40:21

Bye!

0:40:210:40:23

This is the final one. Best of luck, seniors.

0:40:240:40:27

Best of luck, juniors. Mrs Stevenson, take it away.

0:40:270:40:30

BELL

0:40:370:40:38

Right, sit down. Sit yourselves down, seniors.

0:40:380:40:42

William, I'm coming to you for the final time.

0:40:420:40:45

I want you to write down the number chair

0:40:450:40:48

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

0:40:480:40:50

We have two chairs remaining - number two and number three.

0:40:500:40:55

To remind everyone at home,

0:40:550:40:57

could William's parent please raise their hand?

0:40:570:41:00

Thank you very much.

0:41:000:41:01

OK, which chair do you think your parent isn't sitting in?

0:41:020:41:08

-You're going to get it!

-You're saying chair number three.

0:41:080:41:12

If you're right and that isn't your parent,

0:41:120:41:14

that means it's Ramae's parent and you win the prize, William.

0:41:140:41:18

Juniors, turn round.

0:41:180:41:20

Oh, that was lovely, Ramae.

0:41:240:41:27

Nice work. So, sadly, Ramae, Ramae's mum, you didn't win.

0:41:270:41:32

Sorry about that, guys.

0:41:320:41:33

Go on, get yourselves off. See you later. Get yourselves dried up.

0:41:330:41:38

But, William, that means that you are tonight's

0:41:380:41:40

winner and you win that tablet!

0:41:400:41:42

CHEERING

0:41:420:41:44

-What do you think about that, William?

-Great.

-Nice work.

0:41:440:41:47

Don't worry, all the runners-up, you get a Big Friday Wind-Up goody bag.

0:41:470:41:50

Yes, you do, indeed.

0:41:500:41:51

And I've got to say, William's dad, you got away scot-free, didn't you?

0:41:510:41:54

Look at you - clean as anything.

0:41:540:41:55

You did really well there, mate. Really well!

0:41:550:41:57

-Really well.

-Mr Rhodes!

0:41:590:42:00

-Oh, sorry, was I not supposed to do that?

-No! He won.

-I'm so sorry.

0:42:020:42:06

I wish I could take it back.

0:42:060:42:07

Everybody, give it up for all of today's

0:42:090:42:12

pupils in the School of Shame!

0:42:120:42:14

Hello, we're Ward Thomas and just like Sam and Mark, we love to sing.

0:42:150:42:19

The only difference is, we do it in tune.

0:42:190:42:23

We're just a few moments away from our final game, Ball Fall,

0:42:230:42:26

followed by a performance from Bars and Melody.

0:42:260:42:28

Indeed. But, before all that, remember Summer,

0:42:280:42:30

who met her gymnastic heroes Beth Tweddle and Nile Wilson

0:42:300:42:33

earlier on in the show?

0:42:330:42:34

Well, they've been teaching her a routine all through the show and

0:42:340:42:36

she's just about to perform it. Guys, how's it been going?

0:42:360:42:39

She's done really well. It's always difficult to learn a new routine in

0:42:390:42:42

a short space of time, but she's concentrated

0:42:420:42:44

-and given it her all.

-Yeah, she's looking fantastic.

0:42:440:42:46

It looks like she's enjoying it and she's going to smash it.

0:42:460:42:49

-Oh, right!

-Brilliant! OK, well, the time has finally come.

0:42:490:42:51

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Summer!

0:42:510:42:55

CHEERING

0:42:550:42:57

MUSIC: Roar by Katy Perry

0:42:570:43:00

APPLAUSE

0:43:170:43:19

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

0:43:220:43:25

CHEERING

0:43:320:43:34

CHEERING

0:43:570:43:59

-Whoo!

-Yes! Yeah!

0:44:000:44:03

Well done, Summer.

0:44:030:44:05

That was wicked! How was that for you?

0:44:050:44:07

-Did you enjoy it?

-Yeah, I enjoyed it so much.

0:44:070:44:09

-Brilliant.

-Nice work. And, Beth, what do you reckon to your student?

0:44:090:44:12

Do you know what? I'm so proud of her. She was a little bit nervous

0:44:120:44:15

about doing it, especially in front of all these people,

0:44:150:44:17

but, yeah, she's done amazing.

0:44:170:44:19

And, Nile, were you impressed that she learned that routine so quickly?

0:44:190:44:22

Oh, so impressed. So impressed.

0:44:220:44:23

It's fantastic, you know, to see how amazing gymnastics is as a sport and

0:44:230:44:27

it's accessible for everyone.

0:44:270:44:28

But, yeah, she was awesome.

0:44:280:44:29

-Next generation?

-Definitely.

0:44:290:44:31

-Defo. Nice work.

-Brilliant.

0:44:310:44:33

-And, Summer, what has this meant to you?

-It's meant everything.

0:44:330:44:36

Like, seeing these heroes here

0:44:360:44:38

and just getting to at least talk to them,

0:44:380:44:42

let alone being taught by them.

0:44:420:44:44

Well done, a truly amazing performance.

0:44:440:44:46

Let's hear it again for Beth, Nile and the fantastic Summer. Well done.

0:44:460:44:50

That's lovely.

0:44:500:44:53

But right now it's time to play Ball Fall.

0:44:530:44:57

We've come to the final game of the show.

0:45:030:45:05

A battle of wits, strategy and balls.

0:45:050:45:08

Please welcome back Bradley's team!

0:45:080:45:10

And Connor's team!

0:45:140:45:15

Bradley, please introduce your team.

0:45:190:45:21

Sure. This is my mum Leanne,

0:45:210:45:24

this is my friend Kai and at the end is my grandad Mark.

0:45:240:45:28

Lovely to have you here, guys.

0:45:280:45:29

Brilliant. And, Connor, who have we got here?

0:45:290:45:31

This is my dad Priya, that's my brother Miles

0:45:310:45:34

and that's my mum Joanne.

0:45:340:45:36

Fantastic. Right, let's explain how it works.

0:45:360:45:38

Our teams are below a tank of balls just waiting to drop on them.

0:45:380:45:42

We'll be asking you questions each worth 1,500 balls.

0:45:420:45:46

Get your question right and those balls will fall on a member of the

0:45:460:45:49

opposing team.

0:45:490:45:50

But get it wrong and the balls will fall on you!

0:45:500:45:53

THEY CACKLE Naughty!

0:45:530:45:56

Each player's cubicle can hold up to 3,000 balls,

0:45:570:46:01

so it's two strikes and you're buried.

0:46:010:46:04

The first team to be totally covered, loses.

0:46:040:46:06

And the winning team will go home with tonight's star prize,

0:46:060:46:08

a games console!

0:46:080:46:11

-Is everyone ready?

-Yeah.

-Oh, they're ready.

-Excellent.

0:46:110:46:14

Remember, if at any point you want to get out of the tank...

0:46:140:46:17

ALL: Push the door behind you!

0:46:170:46:20

-It's such a good catchphrase.

-It's great, it's catching on, mate.

0:46:200:46:23

Right, here we go. We're starting with Bradley's team and, Mark,

0:46:230:46:26

you get the first question.

0:46:260:46:27

Which star sign has the symbol of a lion?

0:46:290:46:32

Leo.

0:46:320:46:34

That's the right answer.

0:46:340:46:35

Which means, Mark, you now get to nominate a member of the opposing

0:46:370:46:41

team to have the balls fall on them.

0:46:410:46:42

Who's it going to be - number five, six, seven or eight?

0:46:420:46:44

-Number six.

-Number six. The balls are falling on you, Priya!

0:46:440:46:48

OK, Connor, this is a question for you.

0:46:540:46:59

Incisors, molars and canines are types of teeth.

0:46:590:47:03

True or false?

0:47:030:47:05

True.

0:47:050:47:07

It is true. Well done.

0:47:070:47:09

Which means you can pick either one,

0:47:090:47:11

two, three or four for the balls to fall on.

0:47:110:47:15

-Number three.

-Number three!

0:47:150:47:17

OK, Kai, it's time for your question.

0:47:250:47:28

Riley, Emily and Jordan are characters in which CBBC programme?

0:47:290:47:34

The Next Step.

0:47:350:47:37

That's the right answer, Kai!

0:47:370:47:39

So you can nominate a member of the opposing team.

0:47:390:47:42

Who's it going to be - five, six, seven or eight?

0:47:420:47:44

-Six.

-Number six!

0:47:440:47:46

Oh, Priya, that means you're out of the game!

0:47:460:47:48

He's had a shocker today!

0:47:480:47:50

Bye, Priya!

0:47:500:47:52

Bye!

0:47:520:47:55

Priya, are you still there? Give us a wave, will you, mate?

0:47:560:47:59

He's there!

0:47:590:48:00

The next question is for you, Miles.

0:48:020:48:04

What is the most expensive property

0:48:050:48:07

on a standard British Monopoly board?

0:48:070:48:10

Mayfair.

0:48:130:48:15

You are right! It is Mayfair.

0:48:150:48:17

Well done, Miles.

0:48:170:48:19

Which means you can pick one, two, three or four.

0:48:190:48:22

-What are you going for?

-Three.

0:48:220:48:24

I thought you might. Bye, Leanne. See you later!

0:48:240:48:26

Give us a wave, Leanne.

0:48:330:48:35

Right, team captain Bradley, it's your question.

0:48:380:48:41

True or false - the British Prime Minister

0:48:410:48:45

lives at 15 Downing Street?

0:48:450:48:47

False.

0:48:470:48:49

That's the right answer!

0:48:490:48:50

Which means you get to nominate a member of the opposing team.

0:48:530:48:56

We have five, seven or eight left.

0:48:560:48:58

-Eight, please.

-Oh, you went for number eight.

0:48:580:49:00

Nice.

0:49:090:49:10

OK, Joanne...

0:49:100:49:11

All right, which king received an arrow in his eye

0:49:110:49:15

at the Battle of Hastings?

0:49:150:49:17

Harold.

0:49:170:49:18

It was Harold II. We're going to give you that. Well done.

0:49:180:49:20

Nice. Which means...

0:49:200:49:22

you can pick either one, two or four.

0:49:240:49:26

-Which one would you like?

-Number one, please.

0:49:260:49:29

Number one. Oh, Mark!

0:49:290:49:30

Right, Mark, it's now time for your question.

0:49:370:49:40

H2O is the chemical symbol for what?

0:49:410:49:45

Water.

0:49:450:49:46

That's the right answer.

0:49:460:49:48

So, who are you going to nominate?

0:49:480:49:50

-Number five, six or eight?

-Hm, I wonder.

0:49:500:49:52

Number eight.

0:49:520:49:54

Oh, bye, Joanne!

0:49:540:49:56

Joanne, where are you?

0:50:020:50:03

There you are.

0:50:030:50:05

-There you are.

-"Where are you?" Of course I know where she is.

0:50:050:50:07

-She's in the cubicle, mate.

-She's in the cubicle!

0:50:070:50:10

OK, next question...

0:50:100:50:12

is to you, Connor.

0:50:120:50:14

Who was Henry VIII's first wife?

0:50:150:50:18

Catherine.

0:50:200:50:22

We need...we need a bit more.

0:50:220:50:24

There was more than one Catherine,

0:50:260:50:27

which is why we need to be more specific on this.

0:50:270:50:30

Have a guess.

0:50:300:50:31

The first.

0:50:320:50:33

SAM AND MARK LAUGH

0:50:330:50:35

He's not wrong technically.

0:50:350:50:37

I like...I like his style, but we can't take Catherine I.

0:50:370:50:41

It's Catherine of Aragon, unfortunately.

0:50:410:50:44

Which means the balls are falling on you, number five.

0:50:440:50:46

Sorry about that, mate.

0:50:460:50:48

Taking it like a champ.

0:50:540:50:55

Nice. Well done, mate. OK, Kai, it's time for your question.

0:50:550:51:01

How many lines does a standard limerick have?

0:51:010:51:05

Ten.

0:51:070:51:09

It's five. Which means, number two, Kai, the balls are falling on you!

0:51:090:51:13

OK, Miles, the next question is for you.

0:51:240:51:27

Who led a gang of outlaws in Sherwood Forest?

0:51:280:51:31

Robin Hood.

0:51:310:51:33

He did, indeed. Which means you get to pick one, two or four.

0:51:330:51:38

-Which one are you going for?

-One.

0:51:380:51:39

Oh, one!

0:51:390:51:41

-See you, Mark.

-Bye, Mark!

0:51:410:51:43

We can still see the top of your head!

0:51:520:51:54

It's a ball!

0:51:540:51:55

"It's a ball," he said.

0:51:580:52:00

There he is giving us a little wave.

0:52:010:52:03

OK, Bradley. What is the name of the Earth's most southern landmass?

0:52:030:52:09

South Pole.

0:52:110:52:12

Do you know what? We're going to accept that.

0:52:130:52:15

It was Antarctica I've got on my card,

0:52:150:52:16

but we're going to accept that.

0:52:160:52:18

Which means you get to nominate someone on the opposing team.

0:52:180:52:21

We have left number five or seven. Who's it going to be?

0:52:210:52:24

-Five, please.

-Number five.

0:52:240:52:26

Oh, Connor, we have to say goodbye.

0:52:260:52:28

-Are you in there?

-Hello!

0:52:340:52:36

Of course he is.

0:52:360:52:38

Next question is for you, Miles.

0:52:380:52:41

What was the name of the fleet of Spanish ships that tried to invade

0:52:410:52:45

Britain during the reign of Elizabeth I?

0:52:450:52:48

The Spanish Armada.

0:52:480:52:50

Miles, you are on fire, mate.

0:52:500:52:52

Brilliant. That is the correct answer.

0:52:520:52:55

Which means you can either go for two or four.

0:52:550:52:58

What are you going for?

0:52:580:52:59

-Two.

-Of course.

0:52:590:53:01

See you, Kai.

0:53:010:53:03

Kai, give us the thumbs up, buddy.

0:53:090:53:11

Bradley, here comes your question.

0:53:130:53:17

Who picked a peck of pickled pepper?

0:53:170:53:21

Peter Piper.

0:53:210:53:22

That's the right answer, Bradley.

0:53:220:53:24

Which means you get to nominate.

0:53:250:53:27

I'm guessing you're going for number seven?

0:53:270:53:30

-Yeah.

-Number seven.

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The balls are falling on you, Miles.

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OK, Miles, this is your question.

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If you get it wrong, then Bradley's team are the winners.

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Best of luck.

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Cruella de Vil was obsessed with which type of dog?

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Dalmatians.

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Well done, Miles. That is correct.

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Which means the balls are falling on Bradley, number four.

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OK, well,

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this is a very exciting Ball Fall situation because now it's like a

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penalty shoot-out, isn't it?

0:54:160:54:17

-Hey!

-So we're going to keep going between Bradley and Miles

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until one of you get the question wrong.

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OK? Here we go, Bradley, with your question.

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Which BBC show has this theme tune?

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MUSIC: Theme To Strictly Come Dancing

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Strictly Come Dancing.

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That's the right answer!

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Miles,

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acorns come from which tree?

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An acorn tree. An oak tree.

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Oh, I've got to take your first answer, I'm afraid, buddy.

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It is oak tree but you said acorn first,

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which means the balls are falling on you, number seven!

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Smiling all the way through it as well, look at this.

0:55:040:55:07

There he is!

0:55:100:55:11

Unlucky, Connor's team. Sadly, that means that you don't get

0:55:130:55:16

the star prize, but you're not going to go home empty-handed.

0:55:160:55:19

We're going to give you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

0:55:190:55:21

-Look how happy they are about that.

-Really happy.

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-Shall we release the balls?

-Let's do that.

0:55:240:55:26

-Let's release the balls.

-Let's release those balls.

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-Push your balls out, guys.

-Come on, push the balls.

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Push the balls out.

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Push the balls out.

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Which means, Bradley, you are the winning team,

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so you go home with tonight's star prize, the games console!

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CHEERING

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That is almost it from us, but before we go,

0:55:410:55:43

there's still time for us to say a big thank you

0:55:430:55:45

to everyone we've wound up tonight.

0:55:450:55:47

Yes, and also a massive thank you to Beth Tweddle and Nile Wilson.

0:55:470:55:50

-A round of applause for those guys!

-Yeah!

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And, of course, our wonderful Wind-Up audience.

0:55:530:55:56

Yay!

0:55:560:55:57

But to play us out, it's Bars and Melody!

0:55:570:56:00

# Yeah, yeah

0:56:020:56:05

# Whoa, whoa

0:56:070:56:09

# You don't know what I've been through

0:56:100:56:13

# I can teach you something that I never knew

0:56:130:56:15

# Take a seat and take some time

0:56:150:56:17

# Let me tell you what I've been through

0:56:170:56:20

# They didn't know we'd come this far

0:56:200:56:23

# Now they're looking at our battle scars

0:56:230:56:25

# Half the lies you heard ain't true

0:56:250:56:28

# So let me tell you what I've been through

0:56:280:56:30

# I have a dream to be the one I want to see upon the screen

0:56:300:56:32

# And when my son sees me I want to be the one he wants to be

0:56:320:56:34

# And honestly I'm scared, my life is like a pier

0:56:340:56:36

# People walk all over me The waves are closing in, you see

0:56:360:56:39

# Relying on fate but what if I wait? Maybe a day, what if I'm late?

0:56:390:56:42

# I miss my ride to take me where I'm meant to go or take me home

0:56:420:56:44

# Why do I have these emotions?

0:56:440:56:45

# I don't want them please take them

0:56:450:56:46

# I'm stuck inside a hole with nowhere to go and I really hate them

0:56:460:56:49

# Damn! Do I have that much of an impact?

0:56:490:56:51

# My rhymes did that? Sometimes I wanna quit and hit back

0:56:510:56:53

# But what is there to fear? Why am I even here?

0:56:530:56:56

# Is there someone out there? Cos there's no-one I can hear

0:56:560:56:58

# You don't know what I've been through

0:56:580:57:01

# I can teach you something that I never knew

0:57:010:57:03

# Take a seat and take some time

0:57:030:57:06

# Let me tell you what I've been through

0:57:060:57:08

# They didn't know we'd come this far

0:57:080:57:10

# Now they're looking at our battle scars

0:57:100:57:13

# Half the lies you heard ain't true

0:57:130:57:16

# So let me tell you what I've been through

0:57:160:57:18

# You don't know what I've been through

0:57:180:57:20

# I can teach you something that I never knew

0:57:200:57:22

# Take a seat and take some time

0:57:220:57:24

# Let me tell you what I've been through

0:57:240:57:27

# They didn't know we'd come this far

0:57:270:57:29

# Now they're looking at our battle scars

0:57:290:57:32

# Half the lies you heard ain't true

0:57:320:57:35

# So let me tell you what I've been through. #

0:57:350:57:38

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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