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'What is this man hiding from the rest of us?'

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LAUGHTER

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'What has this woman just said under her breath?

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'And why do these three look like they need the toilet?

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'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe -

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'it's Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!'

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CHEERING

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'And here they are - it's Sam and Mark!'

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MUSIC PLAYS, CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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Come and see!

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Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

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SAM: Aw! BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!

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-Yeah!

-CHEERING

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-Beautiful!

-Yes!

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Wait till you see what we have in store for you tonight!

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In a few minutes, someone here is getting an egg-tremely big surprise!

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-ALL:

-Ooh!

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We'll be teaching a lesson to the UK's most embarrassing parents

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and playing TV's wettest karaoke game!

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-ALL:

-Ooh!

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And find out what happened when we took our hidden cameras

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to Colchester for a game of In Yer House!

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'Hide in the bath. Hide in the bath now! She's coming!'

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-WOMAN:

-There's no-one in there!

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-GIRL:

-I'm going to check behind the curtain.

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STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-That's a good one.

-It is a really good one! Ha!

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And on top of all that, Dolly-Rose Campbell,

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who plays Gemma in Coronation Street,

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will be on the Wind-Up Wheel and we'll have music from Collabro!

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CHEERING

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But right now, remember, on this show, no-one is safe.

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That is right. We know everything about every single one of you.

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For example... MUSIC PLAYS

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..Callum, we know you can wrap your arm around your head! Show us, then!

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-Oh, wow!

-Wow!

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APPLAUSE Amazing!

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Kim, you are such a huge fan of Sam,

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you've dragged your kids along to the show!

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LAUGHTER

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-Go and give her a hug! Go, give her a hug!

-Come on, then!

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ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS Come on, you!

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Come on, give us a little cuddle! Aw!

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APPLAUSE DROWNS HIM OUT

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Aw! Nice to meet you, Kim! Kids, sorry your mum dragged you here!

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LAUGHTER You'll enjoy the show, I'm sure!

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-Come here, you!

-Sorry, mate!

-Come here, come on!

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Also, Rebecca and Emily, we know that your mum's got

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a false tooth that she takes out in public.

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Come on, Mum, show us!

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LAUGHTER

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Oh! Yeah!

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Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for yourselves -

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-the Wind-Up audience!

-Yey!

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CHEERING

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Wonderful!

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-Now to find our next target. Well, who will it be, Sam?

-I know!

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-If only someone or something could point them out for us!

-Oh?

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-Oh, wait a minute!

-CLUCKING

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-I tell ya! That chicken doesn't look very happy!

-It doesn't, does it?!

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And we know that someone in this very audience has really upset them!

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Oh, dearie me! But who does this chicken have beef with?!

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-Is it you? Is it you? No! It's not YOU!

-No, it can't be you!

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-Surely not?

-Who is it?!

-Who is it?

-Oh, I...

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Oh!

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It looks like our chicken has found its number one enemy!

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CHICKEN SHRIEKS

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It's you, Denise!

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And stay right there, Denise, because we're coming to you!

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MUSIC PLAYS

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CHEERING

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-Thanks, Chicken, you can go back downstairs.

-See you later.

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CLUCKING Don't be mad at me.

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-CLUCKING CONTINUES THEN STOPS Er...er...

-All right!

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-Hi there, Denise!

-Hi.

-Now, first of all, why don't chicken's like you?

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Because I was in the, um... I have to feed the chickens

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-and, when we try to take the eggs, they chased after us.

-Really?!

-Oh?

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Well, we've heard that it was some chicken that was quite specific,

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-called Maggie, is that right?

-Yeah.

-It chased you real nice, did it?

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-Aw!

-Yeah.

-Interesting!

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Well, you'll never guess who's here tonight, Denise!

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DRUMROLL BOTH: Magg..

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-DRUMROLL STOPS

-Aw! Don't worry! Look at her face!

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-We wouldn't do that to you. We wouldn't be that cruel.

-No.

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Now, Denise, we also understand that you are a massive fan

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-of a certain supernatural CBBC show, is that right?

-Yeah.

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-What might that be?

-Wolfblood.

-Wolfblood! That's the one!

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-Yeah!

-It's a fantastic show.

-It is brilliant.

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-Why do you love it so much?

-Um, because, like, they change

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into wolves and, like, I think it's really thrilling to watch.

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-Nice. Lovely.

-It's a great show.

-That should be on the poster, that.

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-Yeah.

-"Cos they turn into wolves and that"!

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LAUGHTER

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Now, what would you say, Denise,

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if we gave you the chance to win a trip down to the Wolfblood set,

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so you could meet all your favourite actors?

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-I don't know!

-LAUGHTER

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You look pretty happy and shocked about that!

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Well, Denise, that's exactly what we're about to do.

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Unfortunately, we are exploiting your deathly fear of poultry

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-in the process.

-Is that all right?

-OK.

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-OK, well, come with us, as we play Chicken Chase.

-Come on, come on!

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CHEERING Come on, Denise.

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Welcome to the Wind-Up farmyard.

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This is your chance to get your own back on Maggie by

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pilfering all of her rotten eggs!

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-ALL:

-Eugh!

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Denise, we are giving you 20 seconds to grab as many eggs as you can from

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-her coop whilst Maggie is sleeping

-Ssh!

-She's right here. Quiet.

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You will then have to go on the run by carrying those eggs on a route

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around the studio and back to this spot.

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FANFARE PLAYS

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LAUGHTER

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But it will be difficult not to drop them, because,

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-if you wake Maggie at the start, she's going to chase you!

-Indeed.

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Now, when you return, we will count up all your remaining eggs.

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For every two that you've kept, you will get a prize

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-from the Wind-Up Prize Stash!

-Oh, yeah!

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AUDIENCE OOHS, JINGLE PLAYS

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-Ssh!

-She's sleeping!

-She's SLEEPING!

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If you bring ten eggs back, you will win the trip to the Wolfblood set.

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AUDIENCE OOHS

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-BOTH: Ssh!

-Sleeping!

-She's sleeping!

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Does that sound good, Denise?

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-Yeah.

-Excellent! Are you ready for this, Denise?

-Yeah.

-In that case...

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-three, two, one...

-BOTH: Get cracking!

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OK, go round the back there.

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You go round the back there.

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I'll help you.

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OK, here we go, here we go.

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Ssh!

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One, two, three, four, five...

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A bit quicker! Be a bit quicker!

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LAUGHTER

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That's it. Good stuff. Good stuff.

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COCKEREL CROWS

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Right, that'll do. That'll do.

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OK, be careful! Be careful!

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I'm not going to lie, I've lost count, but there's a lot in there.

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Come round here, Denise. Be gentle, be gentle!

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Right, Denise, there are lots of eggs in your arms there.

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Try and keep hold of them all.

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If you get the full ten when you come back,

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you will get that star prize to the Wolfblood set.

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-Are you ready to go on the run?

-Yeah.

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But be careful! Because you've woken Maggie up!

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MAGGIE SHRIEKS Go, go, go, go!

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Go, go, go!

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Go and get her! Go and get her!

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Oh, no!

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Oh, be careful!

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-Keep hold of those eggs!

-Maggie's going to get you!

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He's coming after you! He's going to get you!

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-MARK LAUGHS

-That's not scary at all!

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LAUGHTER

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Oh! Look at him! Ah!

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-Oh, is that one of the eggs? Is that one of the eggs?

-Whoa!

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-Maggie's coming!

-SQUAWK!

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-AUDIENCE GASPS Oh! Oh!

-That was a lot!

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-But good catch!

-Good catch!

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Come on, come back! He's going to get ya!

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-LAUGHTER

-He's going to get ya!

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Oh, no! She dropped one! Aw! Come on!

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Come on, Denise, you can do it!

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-Come on!

-Come on, Denise! Come on, Denise!

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Come on, you're nearly there. You're nearly there.

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Give her a round of applause! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Come on! Come on, Denise!

-Come on, darling!

-Keep holding!

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-Keep holding! OK!

-Yeah!

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COCKEREL CROWS Stop right there, Chicken!

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Come here, Chicken!

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-OK!

-Right!

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Aw, well done! You did drop a few.

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-There was an amazing catch in the air, though, during that!

-Oh, hey!

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OK, so let's count them up.

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Remember, you needed ten to get the star prize.

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-Here we go. Best of luck.

-Aw, man!

-We've got two.

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Four.

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Ah! Cracked!

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Six.

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-Eight.

-Oh?

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Ten!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE, COCKEREL CROWS

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-Well done!

-Well done, Denise!

-You brought 11 eggs back,

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which means you win five prizes from the Prize Stash as well!

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And you do get your hands on tonight's star prize -

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that trip to the Wolfblood set.

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-You'll meet all your favourite actors. How does that sound?

-Good.

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-Yes!

-Ha-ha!

-Yey! Nice one.

-Now, whilst we're here, I think

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it's only fair that you apologise to Maggie for stealing her eggs.

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-Come over here.

-Yeah, come over here, Maggie.

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-Come over here.

-What have you got to say, Denise?

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-Sorry.

-All right.

-LAUGHTER

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-It's OK.

-Hey!

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It's Leona Vaughan, who plays Jana in Wolfblood!

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-Aw!

-Yey! CHEERING

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Aw!

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-APPLAUSE DROWNS OUT SPEECH

-Lovely! Lovely!

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-How surprising is that?

-Surprising!

-Aw, nice!

-Brilliant!

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-Now, Leona, is Denise forgiven for stealing your eggs?

-I think so, yes.

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-What do you think? Yeah?

-ALL: Yeah!

-Yeah.

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Good chasing her! You were very scary!

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-Very scary!

-That was so hard!

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LAUGHTER

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-OK, please, give it up one more time for Denise and Leona Vaughan!

-Whoo!

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Go and get to know each other!

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-See you later.

-Aw, making dreams come true!

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-Come here, you!

-Get off!

-Get off!

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LAUGHTER

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I'm Hacker T Dog and you're watching Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!

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Why do they need to be told that?

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They know what they're watching! It makes no sense, cockers!

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Am I still getting paid for this?

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'Tonight, on the Wind-Up Wheel,

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'it's Coronation Street's Dolly-Rose Campbell!'

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CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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-Hi, Dolly, how are you?

-I'm fine, thank you. How are you?

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-Very well, thank you for asking.

-Are you a bit nervous?

-Yeah.

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-A little bit.

-Now, like we said, on this show, no-one is safe,

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-even our celebrity guests.

-Which is why we've attached Dolly to this

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-glitzy yet totally unsafe wheel.

-It'll be fine, Dolly, I promise.

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-It really won't.

-SINISTER PIANO MUSIC

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Here's how it works. We'll be spinning Dolly around

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till she's busy, sick or possibly much worse.

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She could land on any of these categories,

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but she has no idea what they hold in store.

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Dolly, are you ready?

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-No.

-Ha-ha!

-It doesn't matter if you're ready or not! Who cares?

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It's time to...

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ALL: Wind up that wheel!

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MUSIC PLAYS Ah, yeah! Ah, yeah!

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-Come on!

-Ah, yeah!

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Stop that wheel!

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Oh...

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Who On Earth Is This?

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Dolly, you are about to see a picture of a disguised celebrity.

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Here it is. We need you to tell us who is that disguised celebrity?

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MARK GIGGLES

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I have no idea!

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Can I just say? This is what Sam would look like if he was bald!

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LAUGHTER

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-Is that you?

-Yeah, it's disguised with my face.

-Tremendous!

-Right.

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But there's a celebrity behind that face.

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Take my face out of it. Who could it be?

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-Oh, I don't want to!

-LAUGHTER

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Who's bald and famous?

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-Have a think.

-Harry Hill?

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-You're saying Harry Hill?

-Oh!

-Let us see if you're right.

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-It's Phil Mitchell!

-Oh!

-Of course!

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-But I think you suit it better.

-Thanks, mate.

-Yeah!

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Wonderful! Get that head shaved!

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-SAM LAUGHS

-All right, OK, it's time to...

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ALL: Wind up that wheel!

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MUSIC PLAYS Ah, yeah!

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AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

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Stop that wheel!

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BOTH: Ooh!

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Audience Question!

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OK, so, we are going to pick an audience member at random.

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They are going to ask you any question in the world and,

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Dolly, you have to answer it.

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It's time to find our random audience member.

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LAUGHTER

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-There we go! What's your name, dude?

-Connor.

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Connor? OK, what's your question for Dolly?

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Er, who's your favourite crush in the world?

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Ooh! Who's your favourite crush?

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-Oh, god, I don't know!

-That's a great question!

-Great question!

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-LAUGHTER

-I don't know! Um...

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This is really hard! Um...

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-Not really.

-It's not that difficult.

-Not difficult!

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-These two, obviously!

-Yeah!

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APPLAUSE

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-Aw! I felt...

-Straight away as well! Straight away!

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-I felt like you were pressured into that, Dolly!

-Whoo! Unbelievable!

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All right, after that, it's time to...

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ALL: Wind up that wheel!

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Ah, yeah!

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Stop the wheel!

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BOTH: Ooh!

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-Forfeit!

-Interesting!

-OK, Dolly, your forfeit is to...

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make a paper aeroplane in 20 seconds. Go, go, go, go!

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Ooh, she's quick. Don't get a paper cut. Don't get a paper cut!

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Ooh, she's good at this. It's gotta fly. It's gotta fly, Dolly

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-What?

-Come on, you can do this.

-OK!

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Oh, 'ey up!

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Ooh, she's got the ridges and everything!

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-She's gone thrice the fold!

-I like that!

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Ooh! Here we go! Let's see if it flies.

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Here go! Here we go!

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LAUGHTER

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APPLAUSE

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-Not bad.

-We'll give you that!

-Not bad.

-We'll give you that!

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-Well done! I enjoyed that immensely.

-OK, it's time to...

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-ALL:

-Wind up that wheel!

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Stop that wheel!

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Whoa!

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Ooh, Go Find!

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Dolly, here is a member of our audience.

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LAUGHTER This is Vicky.

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You have 20 seconds to go find Vicky. Go, go, go!

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Go and find her!

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Where is she? Where is she?

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Where's Vicky? Where's Vicky?

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Ooh, go on, lass!

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-Go on!

-She's fast!

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Hi, Vicky!

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CHEERING

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And, because of that, Vicky, we are going to give you a prize.

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I think it's a mug or something, a Wind-Up mug.

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-Congratulations, Vicky.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

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It's time to...

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-ALL:

-Wind up that wheel!

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Ah, yeah! Ah, yeah!

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All right, stop the wheel.

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BOTH: Ooh!

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Prize Question.

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Now, this is a question

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that's going to come from one of our audience members.

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This is Sasha...

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LAUGHTER

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Hello, Sasha, are you enjoying yourself? Of course you are.

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-All right, Sam?

-Yeah.

-Would you like to ask the question?

-Yeah.

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Now, we should explain... Sasha, if you stand up.

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Now, we should explain. You are about to ask this question to Dolly.

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If Dolly gets the answer right, you win a special prize.

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-ALL:

-Ooh!

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OK, so, here is the question. Read that question out.

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What country won the 2014 football World Cup?

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Germany.

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You're saying Germany?

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If this is right, Sasha wins a prize.

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Sasha, what's the answer?

0:15:280:15:30

-Germany.

-Germany!

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CHEERING

0:15:320:15:33

Yey!

0:15:330:15:34

-Woohoo-hoo!

-Sasha, you get yourself a digital camera!

0:15:340:15:38

CHEERING

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APPLAUSE

0:15:400:15:41

Well done, Dolly. How are you feeling after all that spinning?

0:15:410:15:44

-I'm a little bit sick.

-Little bit sick? Sorry about that.

0:15:440:15:47

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it once again for Dolly-Rose Campbell!

0:15:470:15:52

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:15:520:15:54

-See ya!

-She looks a bit dizzy!

-She does a bit!

0:15:540:15:56

CRASH!

0:15:560:15:58

-I'm sure she's fine!

-Yeah.

-Ha!

0:15:580:16:00

Anyway, it is time to meet some more of our friends - Olivia and Nieve!

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CHEERING

0:16:040:16:05

-Hello!

-Hey!

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-Aw!

-Aw!

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-Hello, guys. You enjoying the show?

-BOTH: Yeah.

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-It's lovely to have you here.

-It is. Now, not so long ago, we took

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-our hidden cameras to YOUR house, didn't we?

-Yeah.

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-For a cheeky game of hide and seek.

-Shall we take a look at

0:16:180:16:21

what happened when we played In Yer House?

0:16:210:16:23

-Er, yeah.

-LAUGHTER

0:16:230:16:25

-"Er, yeah!"

-All right, both of you guys, down Camera 2, do the honours.

0:16:250:16:29

BOTH: Run VT!

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'You are entering the world of In Yer House Extreme,

0:16:340:16:36

'an elite undercover task force charged with winding up the nation.

0:16:360:16:40

'The objective is to complete a series of challenges

0:16:400:16:42

'in viewers' homes. The routes are more dangerous, with more rooms,

0:16:420:16:46

'and each task is now decided on the toss of a coin.

0:16:460:16:49

'Agent Rhodes, you will be manning mission control.

0:16:490:16:52

'Agent Nixon, your accomplice is waiting for you at today's location.

0:16:520:16:56

'You must both proceed there immediately!

0:16:560:16:59

'And remember - don't get caught.'

0:16:590:17:01

Agents, listen up.

0:17:050:17:06

Agent Olivia, am I right in thinking that you will be helping

0:17:060:17:09

Agent Nixon to fulfil his task in In Yer House Extreme today?

0:17:090:17:12

-That is correct.

-Good! Allow me to reveal today's target.

0:17:120:17:16

This is Nieve, Agent Olivia's sister - is that correct?

0:17:160:17:20

-That's also correct.

-Brilliant.

0:17:200:17:22

Agent Nixon, this is the target's house.

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I would like you to enter the house and then go into the bathroom

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and hide in the bath. Do you copy?

0:17:270:17:30

It's a bit weird, but, yeah, copy that.

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And this is where I'm thinking about going on my holidays.

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-STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-A beach holiday or a city break?

0:17:340:17:37

-What do you think?

-Obviously the beach!

-Yeah, beach!

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-It's much, like, cooler, calmer.

-Yeah.

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True, very nice. Looks lovely. Get it booked.

0:17:420:17:44

Here is the In Yer House coin.

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Before each task, you will have to flip this coin.

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If it lands on you, Sam, you'll be doing an easier mission.

0:17:490:17:52

If it lands on me, Mark, you'll be doing a more difficult mission.

0:17:520:17:55

-Do you understand?

-I get that.

0:17:550:17:57

My face - good. Your face - bad.

0:17:570:18:00

Like always. THEY GIGGLE

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And this is your survival kit.

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Please, do not open this bag until I give you instructions to do so.

0:18:040:18:07

-Understand?

-Understood.

0:18:070:18:09

Agent Olivia, will you distract the target

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long enough for Mr Nixon here to complete his missions?

0:18:110:18:14

-It's in the bag!

-Hmm!

-Is it?

0:18:140:18:16

-No...

-No, it's saying!

-No!

0:18:160:18:17

-The saying's in the bag?

-What's wrong with you?

-What?

0:18:170:18:20

No, no, it's a saying - "It's in the bag."

0:18:200:18:22

-It's not actually in the bag.

-Oh!

0:18:220:18:24

-Don't open the bag until I tell you.

-OK, sorry.

0:18:240:18:26

One final question - Agent Nixon, are you ready?

0:18:260:18:29

Does this face look like it's ready?

0:18:290:18:31

Hmm, no.

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-It is ready.

-You need to be ready, because Nieve's on her way home!

0:18:320:18:36

-Go! Get out!

-Let's go! Let's go, let's go!

-Go!

0:18:360:18:39

'The target is in position.'

0:18:400:18:42

-Good luck, buddy.

-I don't need luck where I'm going.

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-What?

-Into Nieve's house.

-Oh, OK, cool!

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DOOR SLAMS

0:18:540:18:55

That's loud!

0:18:550:18:57

'OK, Sam is in the house.

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'Nieve hasn't got a clue.

0:19:110:19:13

'I'm going to get him into the bathroom, first up.'

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First challenge, let's do this.

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-OLIVIA:

-Hello.

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-NIEVE:

-What is that?

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STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS

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'Sam? Sam? Get...'

0:19:240:19:27

(OK, Mark, can you hear me?)

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I think she's clocked you. I think she's clocked you already.

0:19:330:19:36

Mum, somebody's just walked into the house and gone into the bathroom.

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-STUDIO AUDIENCE LAUGHS

-Oh, no, she's clocked ya!

0:19:400:19:42

-HUBBUB

-There's a camera in this...!

0:19:440:19:47

There's a camera in the flowerpot!

0:19:470:19:50

'She's clocked you straight away! It'll be the shortest one ever!'

0:19:500:19:53

And a man has just walked into the bathroom.

0:19:530:19:55

-MUM: A man walked into the bathroom? OLIVIA:

-I think she's lying.

0:19:550:19:58

'Sam? Sam? Get into the bath!'

0:19:580:19:59

-That's a bit odd, isn't it?

-Check the bathroom, then!

0:19:590:20:02

'Hide in the bath! Hide in the bath now! She's coming!'

0:20:020:20:05

There's no-one in there!

0:20:160:20:18

I'm going to check behind the curtain.

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AUDIENCE LAUGH

0:20:200:20:22

You don't need to check behind the curtain, there's no-one here.

0:20:220:20:25

There's a red flashing light!

0:20:250:20:27

-No, there isn't.

-What is it?

-I think you're seeing things.

0:20:270:20:31

Have you had some sort of funny argument at school today.

0:20:360:20:39

-No, I swear!

-No.

-There was somebody's hand behind that curtain.

0:20:390:20:44

It's a bit ridiculous.

0:20:440:20:46

-Mum's trying to cover it up.

-The window's open.

0:20:460:20:49

Hello! What is that?

0:20:490:20:52

She's clocked... She's clocked up straight away!

0:20:520:20:56

Why's it got a camera in it, then?

0:20:560:20:59

It hasn't.

0:20:590:21:00

Mum, can I just use you for a minute?

0:21:000:21:02

This round thing - it's got a little lens, right?

0:21:020:21:06

It's something called a camera.

0:21:060:21:08

And there's another one in the bathroom!

0:21:080:21:11

I think it's safe to say we've been rumbled.

0:21:110:21:14

There's a camera up there, there's a camera there.

0:21:140:21:16

I'm going to go and see if there's one in my bedroom.

0:21:160:21:19

Is there a camera up in the loft?

0:21:190:21:21

No, Nieve, I'm about to go up there and put the Guides stuff away.

0:21:210:21:25

-What is going on?!

-Nothing!

0:21:250:21:27

I think you're going on.

0:21:270:21:29

This has got to be some kind of world record.

0:21:290:21:31

Can you come here a moment, please?

0:21:310:21:33

No, I'm going to go into the bathroom.

0:21:330:21:36

You've just looked in there!

0:21:360:21:37

Sam, get out the bathroom now.

0:21:370:21:40

-There's something strange going on here.

-There isn't.

-There is.

0:21:400:21:43

-Where am I going?

-Go into Mum and Dad's bedroom. Quickly. Now!

0:21:430:21:45

Go, go!

0:21:450:21:47

You've got a really bad lying face on.

0:21:500:21:52

SQUEAKING

0:21:570:21:59

-What is that?!

-That's the wind.

0:21:590:22:01

She's coming, she's coming!

0:22:010:22:02

-People don't make a habit of walking in the door, do they?

-Told you!

0:22:020:22:06

-Oh, no!

-I told you there's someone there!

0:22:090:22:12

Oh, no!

0:22:120:22:14

Shortest In Yer House ever!

0:22:170:22:18

I knew it was you!

0:22:210:22:25

Hiya! Are you all right?

0:22:250:22:27

SHE SCREAMS

0:22:280:22:31

-Unbelievable.

-That didn't go very well, though.

0:22:310:22:36

Hiya! Well, that went well.

0:22:360:22:38

SHE SCREAMS

0:22:380:22:41

-That was so bad!

-What?!

-I don't know about she did so bad, you did bad!

0:22:410:22:45

-I did bad?!

-You were terrible.

0:22:450:22:48

I did exactly what I was told to do!

0:22:480:22:51

-Nieve, come over here. This is Sam...

-Hi, Nieve.

0:22:510:22:53

..terrible Agent Nixon.

0:22:530:22:55

And we have been playing In Yer House Extreme

0:22:550:22:57

-and it has got a bit extreme...

-Have you actually?

0:22:570:22:59

Actually, we didn't get to the first challenge...unbelievably.

0:22:590:23:04

I tried to get Sam to sit in the bath,

0:23:040:23:06

-but you sussed us straight away. Yeah.

-I knew there was somebody.

0:23:060:23:08

Mum was like, "There's nobody there."

0:23:080:23:10

I was like, "There is somebody."

0:23:100:23:11

How did you know that somebody was in your house already,

0:23:110:23:14

-straight away?

-It's funny that the door was open

0:23:140:23:16

when it's not normally...

0:23:160:23:17

-Right...

-..when I came in from school.

-OK.

0:23:170:23:19

I heard the little door open there and then when we walked down,

0:23:190:23:22

-the handle was like that and somebody was closing it.

-Sam Nixon!

0:23:220:23:25

You were in there, chatting. How did you hear all this?!

0:23:250:23:27

I was as quiet as I could!

0:23:270:23:29

You do realise this is the shortest In Yer House ever

0:23:290:23:31

and you are a disgrace to this incredible organisation

0:23:310:23:36

that we call In Yer House.

0:23:360:23:37

-I am so sorry.

-Oh!

0:23:370:23:39

-You have let us all down.

-Sorry.

0:23:390:23:42

-I think you did great.

-Thanks.

0:23:420:23:44

Thanks, Olivia. I appreciate it.

0:23:440:23:46

-Oh, you're going to have a right forfeit.

-No!

-Oh!

0:23:460:23:48

-The forfeit!

-Oh!

0:23:480:23:50

Oh, it's going to be good. Let's find out what it is.

0:23:500:23:54

OK, girls, first off, can I apologise at Sam's truly

0:23:540:23:58

awful attempt at In Yer House Extreme?

0:23:580:24:00

-Because of that, it's forfeit time.

-ALL:

-Yes!

0:24:000:24:03

-So can you think of anything?

-Dance.

-Yeah.

0:24:030:24:06

-What type of dancing do you like?

-Ballet.

-Tap.

-Modern.

-Jazz?

0:24:060:24:09

It's funny you should say that. All right, Sam?

0:24:090:24:11

AUDIENCE LAUGHTER

0:24:110:24:13

-All right.

-You look great, by the way.

-Brilliant.

0:24:130:24:15

-Guys, can we just get on with this, please?

-Yes!

0:24:150:24:17

You're about to entertain us through the medium of dance.

0:24:170:24:21

Cue the music.

0:24:210:24:23

FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:230:24:26

AUDIENCE LAUGHTER

0:24:260:24:28

-Jazz!

-Jazz!

-Jazz hands.

-Jazz!

0:24:300:24:33

JAZZ MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:330:24:35

Is that it? Jazz?

0:24:350:24:37

A bit of ballet.

0:24:400:24:41

BALLET MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:410:24:44

AUDIENCE LAUGHTER

0:24:440:24:46

MY personal favourite - street.

0:24:530:24:56

STREET MUSIC PLAYS

0:24:560:24:59

Back to the studio.

0:25:050:25:07

Do! Da-da!

0:25:070:25:10

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:25:120:25:14

Street?!

0:25:170:25:19

Street?!

0:25:190:25:21

Can I just say, before we talk to the girls, Sam Nixon, how...?

0:25:210:25:25

Like, how on earth did you not get to the first challenge?

0:25:250:25:28

You were absolutely awful. Awful!

0:25:280:25:30

In... In my defence...

0:25:300:25:33

I've got nothing! I were terrible. That was terrible. I genuinely...

0:25:340:25:37

You made so much noise!

0:25:370:25:38

No, but I genuinely thought I was being really, really quiet.

0:25:380:25:41

You have good hearing, Nieve. Really good hearing.

0:25:410:25:43

I tell you what, we need to sack you and get Nieve on the

0:25:430:25:46

-special task force of In Yer House.

-We do, indeed, yeah. We do indeed.

0:25:460:25:49

-When did you suss it out?

-As soon as I came in, the door was open.

0:25:490:25:53

So I, like, immediately knew that something was up.

0:25:530:25:55

So what you're saying is, Nieve, straight away, is the answer.

0:25:550:25:59

-Straight away.

-Straight away.

-Straight away.

0:25:590:26:01

-Oh, dearie me.

-Unbelievable. Unbelievable, mate.

0:26:010:26:04

You're fired, by the way.

0:26:040:26:05

No... I thought we could carry on

0:26:050:26:07

because I went back into the bathroom...

0:26:070:26:09

Yeah, what was that about?!

0:26:090:26:11

You'd already clocked him and then he went back into the bathroom!

0:26:110:26:14

I'm blaming you, because you said to me,

0:26:140:26:16

"Sam, Sam, the coast's clear. Go into Mum and Dad's bedroom."

0:26:160:26:19

I walked out of the bathroom and there was Nieve in the

0:26:190:26:21

corridor looking straight at me!

0:26:210:26:23

There was a massive great thing hanging out the bathroom.

0:26:230:26:26

Yeah, but your face when you actually clocked that it was Sam.

0:26:260:26:28

-You ran away...

-I know.

-..which I can understand.

0:26:280:26:32

-Let's be honest.

-Olivia, what were you thinking during all of this?

0:26:320:26:34

I was thinking like, "He's obviously not going to go down, right?"

0:26:340:26:38

-because Nieve's just too observant.

-Yeah, yeah.

-She...

0:26:380:26:41

You were so good. You were so good.

0:26:410:26:43

And, Mum, you were very good, as well,

0:26:430:26:44

because you were trying your best...

0:26:440:26:46

-You had a right good look in that flowerpot, didn't you?

-You did.

0:26:460:26:49

I was trying to cover everything over but, yeah, she unfortunately,

0:26:490:26:52

guessed you early on.

0:26:520:26:53

Did you manage to get up in the loft to put the Guides stuff away?

0:26:530:26:56

No, I never!

0:26:560:26:58

Well, you've been absolutely great sports, you really have.

0:26:590:27:01

You have, indeed. Guys, you're not going to be going home empty-handed.

0:27:010:27:04

-Oh, no.

-No, no, no.

0:27:040:27:06

-We are giving you some In Yer House spy pens.

-Yeah!

0:27:060:27:08

What do you think of that? Good? Good, brilliant.

0:27:080:27:11

OK, give it up one more time for the brilliant Olivia and Nieve!

0:27:110:27:14

Right now, though, here's what else is coming up

0:27:190:27:21

-on tonight's Big Friday Wind-up.

-Do your street dance again.

0:27:210:27:25

School Dinner Ed, that's what they'll be calling the parents

0:27:250:27:28

at The School of Shame.

0:27:280:27:29

Multicoloured balls will rain down,

0:27:290:27:31

but who'll be left standing in Ball Fall?

0:27:310:27:33

Plus, the beautiful sound of Collabro.

0:27:330:27:36

Now, it's time to play TV's best and only wet karaoke game.

0:27:380:27:42

But, first, let's find out who's playing tonight.

0:27:420:27:44

Will it be this person?

0:27:440:27:46

# Mamma Mia here I go again

0:27:460:27:50

# My, my, how can I resist you? #

0:27:500:27:53

-Wonderful!

-Nice!

0:27:530:27:55

Will it be this person?

0:27:570:27:58

# Today is gonna be the day

0:27:580:28:01

# That I'm gonna come back to you

0:28:010:28:03

# Right now, I'm gonna... #

0:28:030:28:05

Ah, I've forgotten the words!

0:28:050:28:07

Oh, Brilliant!

0:28:090:28:12

Don't worry, it won't be any of you.

0:28:120:28:14

Here is who's playing tonight.

0:28:140:28:18

All right, it's Lauren's family from Essex!

0:28:180:28:21

But, who will they face?

0:28:240:28:27

It's Thomas's family from West Sussex!

0:28:270:28:31

Teams, come on down because it's time to play...

0:28:330:28:36

-BOTH:

-Karasoake!

0:28:360:28:38

Welcome to the game that's basically karaoke with added water.

0:28:450:28:49

One member of each team will attempt to sing,

0:28:490:28:52

while the other team soaks them through.

0:28:520:28:54

Whoever gets the most lyrics out correctly is the winner.

0:28:540:28:58

Now, Lauren, who's on your team?

0:28:580:29:00

This is my mum, that's my friend Emily

0:29:000:29:04

and my other friend Jodie.

0:29:040:29:06

And I would imagine that Debbie, your mum, is your chosen singer.

0:29:060:29:10

-Is that right?

-Yes, she is.

-Why've you chosen Debbie?

0:29:100:29:13

-Because she's a better singer than my dad.

-Fair enough!

0:29:130:29:15

Which means we've got to hear some, Debbie,

0:29:170:29:19

before you get soaked right through.

0:29:190:29:20

Give us a bit of a sample of your beautiful tones.

0:29:200:29:22

-What shall I sing?

-Anything you want, darling.

-Just sing us a note.

0:29:220:29:26

# Happy birthday to you

0:29:260:29:27

# Happy birthday to you...#

0:29:270:29:29

-Good enough for me.

-Nice!

0:29:290:29:31

APPLAUSE

0:29:310:29:32

-A delicate tone.

-Lovely.

-A delicate tone.

0:29:340:29:36

Thomas, who have we got on your team?

0:29:360:29:38

Well, we've got my brother Dylan, my brother's friend Jack and my dad.

0:29:380:29:43

Excellent. Now, dad, Steve...

0:29:430:29:45

I guess that dad Steve is your nominated singer, Thomas?

0:29:450:29:48

-Yes.

-Why have you chosen your dad?

0:29:480:29:50

Because when we're in the car, he always puts Elvis on

0:29:500:29:53

-and he's always singing to it.

-Oh, really?!

0:29:530:29:55

Eh, we've got to hear a bit of Elvis. Here we go.

0:29:550:29:59

# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog

0:29:590:30:02

# Cryin' all the time

0:30:020:30:03

# You ain't nothin' but a hound dog... #

0:30:030:30:05

A bit off time...

0:30:050:30:07

# You ain't... You ain't no friend of mine. #

0:30:070:30:10

SAM AND MARK HUM RHYTHM

0:30:100:30:13

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:30:130:30:15

-Well, I'm sold.

-I'm sold.

-I am sold. OK, here we go then.

0:30:170:30:20

Debbie, if you would like to take your place on the Karasoake stage.

0:30:200:30:24

And Thomas's team, you guys choose your soakers.

0:30:240:30:28

Right, while they do that, Debbie, we've got two songs for you.

0:30:290:30:33

Would you like to sing Black Magic by Little Mix

0:30:330:30:36

or Dancing in the Street by Martha and the Vandellas?

0:30:360:30:40

-Erm... Dancing in the street, I think.

-Dancing in the Street.

0:30:400:30:44

OK, there are 100 words in this section of the song.

0:30:440:30:47

You need to clearly sing as many as you can while you're getting soaked.

0:30:470:30:51

-Right, are you ready?

-No!

0:30:510:30:53

LAUGHTER

0:30:530:30:55

-Soakers, are you ready? ALL:

-Yeah!

0:30:550:30:57

Awesome! In that case, let Karasoake commence!

0:30:570:31:01

MUSIC: Dancing In the Street by Martha and The Vandellas

0:31:060:31:09

Here we go!

0:31:090:31:10

BUZZER

0:32:130:32:15

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:32:150:32:18

-Stop firing!

-Hold fire! Hold fire!

-Easy!

0:32:180:32:21

-Oh, Debbie, you did brilliantly there.

-Amazing.

0:32:210:32:23

And I can tell you that you sang...

0:32:230:32:26

..73 words correctly!

0:32:270:32:29

There you go! Very respectable.

0:32:290:32:31

Well done, Debbie.

0:32:310:32:32

What have you got to say to your soakers?

0:32:320:32:35

You were extremely good!

0:32:350:32:37

-Come on, then, Debbie! Off you go.

-OK, Debbie.

-Come on, darling.

0:32:380:32:41

You can step back down here.

0:32:410:32:42

Boys, you can come back over here. Put your soakers down.

0:32:420:32:45

Steve, you're up next.

0:32:450:32:47

If you'd like to make your way onto the Karasoake stage.

0:32:470:32:49

-Be careful, it's a little slippy.

-All right, mate.

-Cheers, buddy.

0:32:490:32:53

There you go, mate. You put your safety goggles on.

0:32:530:32:56

OK, and Lauren's team, please select your soakers.

0:32:560:32:59

Whilst they do that - Steve, it's time to find out

0:33:010:33:03

-what song you're going to be singing.

-OK.

0:33:030:33:05

What would you like? We have Counting Stars by OneRepublic

0:33:050:33:09

-or Don't Stop Me Now by Queen.

-Oh!

0:33:090:33:12

Well, I'm afraid my age is going to give me away.

0:33:130:33:15

I'm going to go for the Queen option, as you probably expected.

0:33:150:33:18

-Nothing wrong with that, mate.

-Nothing wrong with that.

-Classic.

0:33:180:33:21

So, Don't Stop Me Now.

0:33:210:33:22

Once again, there are 100 words in this section of the song.

0:33:220:33:26

You need to sing more than 73 to beat Debbie's score

0:33:260:33:31

-and win tonight's star prize. Understood?

-OK.

0:33:310:33:34

-Are you feeling ready?

-Ready!

-Beautiful.

0:33:340:33:36

-All right, soakers, are you ready?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

0:33:360:33:38

Look at them, they're very ready!

0:33:380:33:40

OK, then let Karasoake commence!

0:33:400:33:43

MUSIC: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen

0:33:430:33:45

One, two, three...!

0:33:450:33:46

-BUZZER

-# Don't stop me!

0:34:300:34:33

# Don't stop me now... #

0:34:330:34:34

You, you!

0:34:340:34:36

Hold fire! Hold fire!

0:34:360:34:38

Do you know what was so ironic?

0:34:380:34:41

That you were singing...

0:34:410:34:43

# I'm having a good time... #

0:34:430:34:45

LAUGHTER

0:34:450:34:47

OK, so, Steve, you needed to beat a score of 73.

0:34:470:34:52

I can reveal...

0:34:520:34:54

..that you sang...

0:34:550:34:57

-..83 words per minute!

-Yes!

0:34:580:35:01

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

0:35:010:35:03

Which means, Thomas's team, you are the winners!

0:35:030:35:06

-I'm so sorry, the other guys.

-Come on over. Don't worry.

0:35:060:35:10

You did very, very well, Lauren's team.

0:35:100:35:12

Unfortunately, you didn't win,

0:35:120:35:14

but you are going home with some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

0:35:140:35:17

Happy? Happier?

0:35:170:35:19

-LAUGHTER

-Yeah(!)

0:35:190:35:22

But congratulations, Thomas's team, you are going home with

0:35:220:35:25

a karaoke machine which comes with 100 classic backing tracks.

0:35:250:35:29

Steve is going to love that.

0:35:290:35:31

I've got a feeling Don't Stop Me Now will be on that, Steve,

0:35:310:35:34

so you can get some real practice in.

0:35:340:35:35

Well, let's hear it once again for our Karasoake superstars.

0:35:350:35:38

APPLAUSE

0:35:380:35:40

-ALL:

-Hi, we're the Kaiser Chiefs.

0:35:420:35:44

And we never miss Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:35:440:35:46

Hey, I love Dick and Dom! They're amazing.

0:35:460:35:50

Yeah. What?

0:35:500:35:52

Sam and who?

0:35:520:35:53

Never heard of them.

0:35:530:35:55

Good morning, everybody.

0:35:560:35:57

Please be seated and take out your pencil cases.

0:35:570:36:00

Mr Nasal-Hair Nixon and Mr Note-From-Me-Mum Rhodes

0:36:000:36:04

have rounded up more embarrassing parents.

0:36:040:36:06

Emily's dad locked himself in a self-cleaning toilet

0:36:060:36:09

and got soaked through.

0:36:090:36:11

Evie's mum baked a birthday cake that was raw in the middle.

0:36:110:36:14

Freddy's mum laughs like a wicked witch.

0:36:140:36:17

CACKLING

0:36:170:36:19

Esme's mum walked around town with her skirt tucked into her knickers.

0:36:190:36:23

And Gracie has banned her dad from dancing in the house

0:36:230:36:27

whenever she's awake.

0:36:270:36:28

It's the School Of Shame.

0:36:280:36:31

Right...

0:36:310:36:32

Emily, Evie, Freddy, Esme and Gracie, we're giving you the chance

0:36:320:36:37

to teach these naughty, naughty parents a lesson, right?

0:36:370:36:40

And in the process,

0:36:400:36:42

one of you will be going home with a fantastic prize -

0:36:420:36:46

a tablet!

0:36:460:36:47

Listen up.

0:36:490:36:50

We're about to play a game of musical chairs with a difference.

0:36:500:36:53

The difference being your parents could get covered in slop.

0:36:530:36:58

EVIL LAUGHTER

0:36:580:37:01

Ooh, that's not nice.

0:37:010:37:03

-Juniors, are you ready?

-Yes!

0:37:030:37:06

-Seniors, are you ready?

-Yes.

0:37:060:37:09

Nice. In that case, Mrs Stevenson, accompanied by Dolly, take it away!

0:37:090:37:14

MUSIC

0:37:140:37:17

OK, the seniors are walking round.

0:37:170:37:19

Stay facing forward, juniors.

0:37:190:37:21

Look forward at all times.

0:37:210:37:24

BELL RINGS

0:37:240:37:25

All right, seniors, take a seat.

0:37:250:37:26

Take a seat, take a seat.

0:37:260:37:27

OK. Emily, I'm going to come to you first.

0:37:300:37:34

I want you now to write down the number chair you think

0:37:340:37:37

your parent ISN'T sitting in.

0:37:370:37:40

So we've got one, two, three, four or five.

0:37:400:37:43

Write down the number you think your parent isn't sitting in.

0:37:430:37:46

Just Emily.

0:37:460:37:47

Just to remind everyone at home,

0:37:470:37:48

could Emily's parent please raise their hand?

0:37:480:37:51

Thank you very much.

0:37:510:37:53

Emily, please reveal the number chair

0:37:530:37:55

you think your parent isn't sat in.

0:37:550:37:57

Chair number three.

0:37:570:37:59

Interesting.

0:37:590:38:00

Well, it's time to find out if you're right. Juniors, turn round.

0:38:000:38:05

Oh!

0:38:050:38:07

You were right, Emily.

0:38:090:38:10

That wasn't your dad. It was Gracie's dad.

0:38:100:38:12

A bit sloppy, isn't it?

0:38:120:38:14

So, I'm afraid, we have to say goodbye to Gracie and Gracie's dad.

0:38:140:38:18

Sorry, guys. Off you go.

0:38:180:38:21

APPLAUSE

0:38:210:38:23

Right, juniors, face back to the front.

0:38:240:38:27

Here we go.

0:38:270:38:28

MUSIC

0:38:280:38:31

BELL RINGS

0:38:400:38:42

Right, take a seat, seniors.

0:38:420:38:44

Evie, I need you to write down the number chair

0:38:440:38:46

you think your parent isn't sat on.

0:38:460:38:49

We no longer have chair number three, so it's down

0:38:490:38:51

to one, two, four or five.

0:38:510:38:54

Could Evie's parent please raise their hand to remind us all?

0:38:540:38:58

Evie, write down a number. One, two, four or five.

0:38:580:39:01

OK.

0:39:040:39:06

Now reveal to us all,

0:39:060:39:07

which chair do you think your parent isn't sat on?

0:39:070:39:10

Show us what you've written.

0:39:100:39:12

Chair number two.

0:39:120:39:14

Let's see if you're right. Juniors, spin round.

0:39:150:39:18

Oh, no!

0:39:180:39:21

You're wrong.

0:39:210:39:22

Your mum was sat in that chair.

0:39:220:39:25

So, I'm afraid we have to say goodbye to Evie and Evie's mum.

0:39:250:39:28

Off you go, guys.

0:39:280:39:31

-Good, this.

-Right, we have three chairs remaining,

0:39:340:39:37

three seniors, three juniors.

0:39:370:39:38

Mrs Stevenson, take it away.

0:39:380:39:40

MUSIC

0:39:400:39:42

BELL RINGS

0:39:480:39:51

Take a seat, seniors.

0:39:510:39:52

Right, Freddy, we're coming to you. Same thing.

0:39:520:39:54

I need you to write down the number chair

0:39:540:39:56

you think your parent isn't sat in.

0:39:560:39:59

We only have chair one, chair four and chair five.

0:39:590:40:04

Write down a number.

0:40:040:40:05

To remind everyone at home,

0:40:050:40:06

could Freddy's parent please raise their hand?

0:40:060:40:09

Excellent stuff. MARK LAUGHING

0:40:090:40:11

OK...

0:40:110:40:13

Freddy...

0:40:130:40:14

CONTINUES LAUGHING It's time for you to reveal

0:40:140:40:17

the number chair you think your parent isn't sat in.

0:40:170:40:21

MARK LAUGHING

0:40:210:40:24

Chair one.

0:40:240:40:25

Let's see if you're right. Juniors, turn round.

0:40:250:40:27

Oh, no!

0:40:270:40:29

Freddy, your mum was sat in that chair,

0:40:320:40:34

which means we have to say goodbye to Freddy and Freddy's mum.

0:40:340:40:36

See you later, guys.

0:40:360:40:37

Bye!

0:40:390:40:40

Well, this is very, very interesting.

0:40:420:40:43

There are just two seniors left, two juniors left.

0:40:430:40:47

This is it, guys!

0:40:470:40:48

For the final time, Mrs Stevenson, take it away.

0:40:480:40:51

MUSIC

0:40:510:40:54

BELL RINGS

0:41:010:41:02

All right, seniors, take a seat.

0:41:020:41:05

Esme, I'm coming to you.

0:41:050:41:07

I need you to write down the number chair

0:41:070:41:09

you think your parent isn't sat in.

0:41:090:41:11

We have four and five remaining.

0:41:110:41:15

If you get this right, you will win the tablet.

0:41:150:41:18

If you don't get it right, it's Emily's.

0:41:180:41:22

So, which number chair do you think your parent isn't sat on?

0:41:220:41:25

Four or five. Write it down.

0:41:250:41:26

To remind everyone at home,

0:41:260:41:28

could Esme's parent please raise their hand?

0:41:280:41:31

OK, here we go.

0:41:310:41:33

Esme...

0:41:330:41:34

please reveal the number chair you think your parent isn't sat in.

0:41:340:41:38

Chair number four.

0:41:380:41:40

It's time to see whether you're right.

0:41:410:41:44

Juniors, turn round.

0:41:440:41:46

Oh!

0:41:460:41:48

-You were wrong. You were wrong!

-Sorry.

0:41:500:41:53

Oh, so, unfortunately, Esme, that means

0:41:530:41:56

that you don't get your hands on the star prize

0:41:560:41:59

so today's winner is Emily and Emily's dad.

0:41:590:42:01

APPLAUSE

0:42:010:42:03

Congratulations, Emily. You get that tablet.

0:42:030:42:06

-How do you feel about that?

-Good.

-Awesome!

0:42:060:42:09

Unlucky to all the runners-up as well.

0:42:090:42:11

-You do get a goody bag, though.

-Yeah, every single one of you.

0:42:110:42:13

-Well done.

-And I've got to say, Emily's dad, well done.

0:42:130:42:16

-You got away scot-free there.

-I did.

-Clean as a whistle.

0:42:160:42:18

Yeah, but unfortunately, this is the show

0:42:180:42:21

where nobody gets away with it scot-free.

0:42:210:42:23

So, sorry, mate.

0:42:230:42:24

-Mr Rhodes!

-You all loved it!

-Oh, dearie me.

0:42:290:42:33

Everybody, please give a massive round of applause

0:42:330:42:35

to all of the pupils in today's School Of Shame.

0:42:350:42:37

APPLAUSE

0:42:370:42:39

I'm Simeon Qsyea from Taking The Next Step.

0:42:410:42:43

And there's only one show I love to watch -

0:42:430:42:45

Pointless Celebrities.

0:42:450:42:47

Talking of which, has anyone seen Sam and Mark?

0:42:470:42:50

-We're joined by Collabro.

-Hey!

0:42:540:42:56

And we're so underdressed.

0:42:560:42:58

-We really are underdressed. You guys look awesome.

-Thank you.

0:42:580:43:02

-Really nice.

-We tried.

-It's lovely to have you on the show, guys.

0:43:020:43:05

-Thanks for being here.

-Thanks for having us.

-Hey, no worries at all.

0:43:050:43:08

Now, obviously, you're called Collabro. So, we want to know,

0:43:080:43:11

who would you most like to Collabro with, if you could?

0:43:110:43:14

-Any artist in the world.

-Erm...

0:43:140:43:17

Sam and Mark.

0:43:170:43:18

Really?! You've not thought this through!

0:43:180:43:21

You could have chosen anyone.

0:43:210:43:22

-But you've got a great career ahead of you!

-LAUGHTER

0:43:220:43:25

Why would you want to tarnish it with us?

0:43:250:43:26

We've always said we want to work with someone really out of the box.

0:43:260:43:29

Someone like Beyonce or something crazy

0:43:290:43:31

just to see if we could go on tour with her, maybe.

0:43:310:43:33

-That would be nice, if she's watching.

-I'm sure she is(!)

0:43:330:43:35

-She loves the show.

-She watches every week with Jay-Z.

0:43:350:43:38

-She watches every week.

-Absolutely loves it.

0:43:380:43:40

All right, Bey? All right, Beyonce?

0:43:400:43:42

Now, this is called Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

0:43:420:43:45

It's about wind-ups. So, who is the biggest wind-up merchant

0:43:450:43:47

-in the band, would you say?

-Matt. Definitely Matt.

0:43:470:43:49

-Really?

-Well, OK. Why?

-I don't know what you mean.

0:43:490:43:51

I can't walk through a door without getting jumped

0:43:510:43:53

-or something thrown at me.

-It's all true.

0:43:530:43:56

And you're going to be performing at the end of the show.

0:43:560:43:58

What song are you going to be singing?

0:43:580:44:00

-Circle Of Life from The Lion King.

-Oh, looking forward to that.

0:44:000:44:03

-Nice work.

-Absolutely. Give it up for Collabro.

0:44:030:44:05

APPLAUSE

0:44:050:44:08

But right now, it's time for this.

0:44:080:44:10

We have come to the final game of the show.

0:44:180:44:21

A battle of wits, strategy and balls.

0:44:210:44:24

Let's welcome back our teams.

0:44:240:44:25

It's Denise's family.

0:44:250:44:27

APPLAUSE

0:44:270:44:30

And Thomas's family.

0:44:300:44:32

APPLAUSE

0:44:320:44:35

Denise, welcome back. Introduce the gang for us.

0:44:350:44:38

This is my mum, Eva, my sister, Natasha, and my dad, Walter.

0:44:380:44:43

Lovely to have you here, guys. Fantastic.

0:44:430:44:45

And, Thomas, who have we got over here?

0:44:450:44:47

Well, this is my dad, Steve, this is my brother, Dylan,

0:44:470:44:50

and that's my mum, Michelle.

0:44:500:44:53

-Brilliant.

-Dried off, Steve?

-Only just!

0:44:530:44:55

LAUGHTER

0:44:550:44:57

OK, let's explain the rules.

0:44:570:44:58

Our teams are sitting below a tank of balls

0:44:580:45:01

just waiting to drop on them.

0:45:010:45:03

We'll be asking you questions, each worth 1,500 balls.

0:45:030:45:07

Get your question right and those balls

0:45:070:45:09

will fall on a member of the opposing team.

0:45:090:45:11

But get it wrong, and the balls will fall on you.

0:45:110:45:14

EVIL LAUGHTER

0:45:140:45:17

Each player's cubicle can hold up to 3,000 balls.

0:45:200:45:24

So, it's two strikes and you're out.

0:45:240:45:27

The first team to be totally covered loses.

0:45:270:45:30

And the winning team will go home with tonight's star prize -

0:45:300:45:32

a games console.

0:45:320:45:33

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

0:45:330:45:35

-Is everyone ready?

-Yes.

0:45:350:45:37

-They look ready and scared.

-Good!

0:45:370:45:40

Now, remember, if at any time you want to get out of the tank...

0:45:400:45:43

-ALL:

-Push the door behind you!

0:45:430:45:45

-It'll never catch on, that.

-OK, here we go.

0:45:450:45:47

We're starting with Denise's team.

0:45:470:45:48

Walter, you're having the first question. Here we go.

0:45:480:45:52

In darts, how many points would you score if you hit a double top?

0:45:520:45:56

No conferring.

0:45:590:46:00

-60.

-You're saying 60?

-Yeah.

0:46:030:46:06

It's the wrong answer. It's 40.

0:46:060:46:09

Which means, number one, Walter, the balls are falling on you.

0:46:090:46:13

LAUGHTER

0:46:210:46:23

OK.

0:46:270:46:29

OK, next question is for Thomas.

0:46:290:46:31

Which singer features on the Calvin Harris song

0:46:320:46:35

This Is What You Came For?

0:46:350:46:37

Justin Bieber?

0:46:430:46:45

It isn't Justin Bieber. It's Rihanna.

0:46:450:46:47

Which means the balls are going to be falling on you, Thomas.

0:46:470:46:51

Right, back over to Denise's team.

0:47:000:47:02

And, Natasha, your question.

0:47:020:47:04

Which band was Victoria Beckham a member of?

0:47:040:47:08

The Saturdays?

0:47:130:47:15

It wasn't The Saturdays.

0:47:150:47:17

-It was The Spice Girls.

-Oh.

0:47:170:47:19

Oh, probably a bit before your time, to be fair, Natasha.

0:47:190:47:22

But, unfortunately, that means

0:47:220:47:23

the balls are landing on you, number two.

0:47:230:47:25

OK, Steve, next question is for you.

0:47:390:47:43

The next Olympic Games will be held in which year?

0:47:430:47:46

2020.

0:47:470:47:50

That is the correct answer, Steve.

0:47:500:47:52

OK!

0:47:520:47:53

OK, which means you get to pick a number

0:47:530:47:55

-between one, two, three and four.

-One!

0:47:550:47:58

-You're going for number one.

-Oh, no!

0:47:580:48:00

The balls are falling on you, Walter.

0:48:000:48:02

And that means you're out of the game, Walter.

0:48:020:48:05

LAUGHTER

0:48:160:48:18

Give us a thumbs-up, Walter!

0:48:210:48:22

CHEERING

0:48:240:48:26

All right, you can stay there, Walter,

0:48:290:48:31

but you are out of the game, I'm afraid, OK?

0:48:310:48:33

Right, we're moving over to Denise's team again.

0:48:330:48:36

-Eva, this is your question.

-Oh, dear!

0:48:360:48:39

Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans

0:48:390:48:42

are sweets featured in which book series?

0:48:420:48:45

I have no idea.

0:48:460:48:48

Say any book. You never know, you might get it right.

0:48:480:48:52

Erm...

0:48:520:48:53

No idea?

0:48:550:48:56

OK.

0:48:560:48:58

I'm afraid the answer was Harry Potter.

0:48:580:49:01

-Oh!

-Oh, which means, number three, the balls are landing on you.

0:49:010:49:05

OK, next question is for you, Dylan.

0:49:130:49:16

Where would you find the Sea of Tranquillity?

0:49:170:49:21

Russia?

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It is not Russia.

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It's the moon.

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Which means that the balls are falling on you, number seven.

0:49:300:49:34

Right, over here. Denise, your question.

0:49:420:49:45

Which country's capital city is Prague?

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SHE SNORTS

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I don't even know if it's a country. Indonesia.

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It's the wrong answer.

0:49:560:49:58

The Czech Republic.

0:49:580:49:59

Which means, number four, Denise, the balls are falling on you.

0:49:590:50:03

-The next question is for you, Michelle.

-OK.

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What colour is a Welsh poppy?

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Red?

0:50:220:50:24

It is not red.

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It is yellow, which means, number eight, the balls are falling on you.

0:50:250:50:30

Right, OK, back over here and, Natasha,

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we have a music question for you.

0:50:410:50:44

What is the name of this song?

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-# The shoes on my feet

-I bought 'em

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# The clothes I'm wearing... #

0:50:500:50:52

-Any idea?

-Erm...

0:50:520:50:55

Look at Walter over there.

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Ha-ha, Walter!

0:51:010:51:03

-I don't know.

-No idea? Oh!

0:51:030:51:07

I'm afraid it was Independent Women by Destiny's Child.

0:51:070:51:11

Here come the balls.

0:51:110:51:13

Give us a thumbs-up, Natasha.

0:51:190:51:21

CHEERING

0:51:210:51:22

OK. The next question, we come back to you, Thomas.

0:51:250:51:28

-LAUGHTER

-All right?

0:51:280:51:30

We come back to you, Thomas.

0:51:300:51:32

Which chess piece can only move diagonally?

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Bishop.

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Thomas, bishop is the right answer.

0:51:400:51:43

Which means you get to choose either three or four.

0:51:430:51:48

-Which one are you going for?

-Four.

-Number four.

0:51:480:51:51

Bye, Denise.

0:51:520:51:54

A thumbs-up from Denise. Right.

0:52:000:52:02

This is very interesting.

0:52:020:52:04

Eva, you are the final person left on Denise's team.

0:52:050:52:09

You need to get this question right,

0:52:100:52:12

otherwise you are all out of the game and Thomas's team win.

0:52:120:52:17

-Best of luck.

-They look a lot taller now.

0:52:170:52:19

Steph McGovern presents which CBBC business show?

0:52:210:52:25

I'm going to have to hurry you.

0:52:300:52:33

Erm...

0:52:330:52:35

BUZZER Oh, no!

0:52:350:52:39

Eva! Oh, it was Pocket Money Pitch.

0:52:390:52:42

Which means, number three, Eva, you are out of the game

0:52:420:52:45

and the whole team is.

0:52:450:52:46

Drop those balls.

0:52:460:52:47

Give us a thumbs-up, Eva.

0:52:560:52:57

CHEERING

0:52:570:52:59

So, unlucky, Denise's team.

0:53:000:53:03

That means you lost the game.

0:53:030:53:05

-Let's release the balls, shall we?

-Let's release the balls.

0:53:050:53:07

Come on, let's release the balls. Push the balls out, everyone.

0:53:070:53:10

Push the balls out. Push them out.

0:53:100:53:12

There we go. LAUGHTER

0:53:120:53:14

-We're all right, here.

-You're all right, that side.

0:53:140:53:17

-We're all right, here.

-Denise's team, don't worry,

0:53:170:53:19

you're not going to be going home empty-handed.

0:53:190:53:21

We're going to be giving you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

0:53:210:53:23

-Look how happy they are!

-Look at them!

0:53:230:53:25

Look how happy they are!

0:53:250:53:28

Which means that, Thomas's team, you're the winners!

0:53:280:53:31

CHEERING

0:53:310:53:34

And you're going home

0:53:340:53:35

with tonight's star prize, a games console.

0:53:350:53:38

What do you think of that?

0:53:380:53:39

-Brilliant.

-Let's hear it one more time for both our teams.

0:53:410:53:44

-Fantastic.

-APPLAUSE

0:53:440:53:48

Well, that's almost it from us,

0:53:480:53:50

but not before we've said thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight.

0:53:500:53:53

Yeah, and a big thank you to our guests, Leona Vaughan from Wolfblood

0:53:530:53:57

and, of course, not forgetting

0:53:570:53:59

Dolly-Rose Campbell from Coronation Street.

0:53:590:54:02

And our brilliant Wind-Up audience.

0:54:020:54:04

CHEERING

0:54:040:54:06

Right now, though, to play us out, it's the fantastic Collabro.

0:54:070:54:12

# From the day we arrive on the planet

0:54:230:54:28

# And blinking, step into the sun

0:54:290:54:34

# There's more to see than can ever be seen

0:54:350:54:41

# More to do than can ever be done

0:54:410:54:47

# There's far too much to take in here

0:54:470:54:53

# More to find than can ever be found

0:54:530:54:59

# But the sun rolling high

0:54:590:55:02

# Through the sapphire sky

0:55:020:55:05

# Keeps great and small on the endless round

0:55:050:55:10

# It's the Circle of Life

0:55:100:55:15

# And it moves us all

0:55:150:55:22

# Through despair and hope

0:55:220:55:28

# Through faith and love

0:55:280:55:33

# Till we find our place

0:55:330:55:39

# On the path unwinding

0:55:390:55:46

# In the Circle

0:55:460:55:52

# The Circle of Life

0:55:520:56:00

# Some of us fall by the wayside

0:56:000:56:05

# And some of us soar to the stars

0:56:050:56:10

-# Some soar, some soar

-Some of us sail

0:56:100:56:14

# Through our troubles

0:56:140:56:17

# And some have to live with the scars

0:56:170:56:24

# There's far too much to take in here

0:56:240:56:29

# More to find than can ever be found

0:56:290:56:35

# But the sun rolling high

0:56:350:56:38

# Through the sapphire sky

0:56:380:56:41

# Keeps great and small on the endless round

0:56:410:56:46

# In the Circle of Life

0:56:460:56:51

# And it moves us all

0:56:510:56:57

# Through despair and hope

0:56:570:57:04

# Through faith and love

0:57:040:57:09

# Till we find our place

0:57:090:57:16

# On the path unwinding

0:57:160:57:22

# In the Circle

0:57:220:57:28

# The Circle of Life

0:57:280:57:34

# Circle of...

0:57:340:57:36

# Life! #

0:57:360:57:41

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

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