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-'Why does this man look so shifty?' -LAUGHTER | 0:00:02 | 0:00:04 | |
-'Why do these two keep sniggering?' -LAUGHTER | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
-'And was it him who let one go?' -LAUGHTER | 0:00:08 | 0:00:11 | |
'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe. | 0:00:11 | 0:00:15 | |
'It's Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up! | 0:00:15 | 0:00:20 | |
'Wowzers! It's Sam and Mark!' | 0:00:36 | 0:00:38 | |
# Fell in love with the girl at the rock show | 0:00:38 | 0:00:41 | |
# She said, "What?" and I told her that I didn't know | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
# She's so cool Gonna sneak in through her window | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
# Everything's better when she's around | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
# I can't wait till her parents go out of town | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
# I fell in love with the girl at the rock show | 0:00:51 | 0:00:54 | |
# With the girl at the rock show... # | 0:00:57 | 0:00:59 | |
-Oh! BOTH: -Welcome to the weekend! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
-Oh, yeah! -Oh, yeah! -Good audience. -Have we got a great show for you. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
-Have we? -We have, mate, indeed. -Brilliant. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
In a moment, some members of our audience | 0:01:11 | 0:01:14 | |
will meet their TV heroes. | 0:01:14 | 0:01:16 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
We'll also be punishing the UK's most embarrassing parents | 0:01:18 | 0:01:21 | |
and playing the wettest karaoke game ever. | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
And find out what happened when we travelled to Newcastle | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
for a comedy-based Face Off against the two and only Jedward. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? | 0:01:34 | 0:01:36 | |
The ultrasound man. | 0:01:36 | 0:01:38 | |
-THEY LAUGH -That is class! | 0:01:38 | 0:01:41 | |
What do you call a crocodile who's coming to rob your food? | 0:01:41 | 0:01:44 | |
-Crook-o-dile. -LAUGHTER | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
And on top of all that, we've got a very special performance | 0:01:46 | 0:01:49 | |
-at the end of the show. -Indeed we have. | 0:01:49 | 0:01:51 | |
But right now, remember, on this show, no-one is safe. | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
That's right. We know everything about every single one of you. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:57 | |
For example, Roza, apparently, | 0:01:57 | 0:02:00 | |
you can make your eyes rapidly shake. | 0:02:00 | 0:02:02 | |
-Let's see. -Let's see. -SPOOKY MUSIC PLAYS | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
LAUGHTER Oh-ho! | 0:02:05 | 0:02:07 | |
-That's frightening. -Strange. | 0:02:07 | 0:02:09 | |
And, Bea, you can do the Mexican wave with your tongue. | 0:02:09 | 0:02:13 | |
Show us. | 0:02:13 | 0:02:14 | |
-Very odd. Very odd. -That's wonderful. | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Ellie, apparently, you are a brilliant dancer | 0:02:16 | 0:02:19 | |
and your dream is to be on The Next Step. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:22 | |
Ooh! Well, look who's coming down the stairs behind you. | 0:02:22 | 0:02:25 | |
-That's right. -Oh! It's Simeon Qsyea from Taking The Next Step. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:30 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop! | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
Yes, you and me are going to be doing a solo today. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:37 | |
-LAUGHTER -Look at your face. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:41 | |
You're going to come with me now downstairs | 0:02:41 | 0:02:42 | |
and we're going to do a little solo. | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
Ellie, that's the performance we were talking about. | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
You're it. LAUGHTER | 0:02:46 | 0:02:49 | |
-Welcome. -It's amazing. -Nice one. | 0:02:49 | 0:02:51 | |
-You best get rehearsing, guys. Off you go. -Let's go, let's go. | 0:02:51 | 0:02:55 | |
-Let's hear it for Simeon! -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:55 | 0:02:58 | |
-Aw! Nice, that. -Brilliant. -Nice. Making dreams come true. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:03 | |
That's what we do. OK, now... Wait. Wait a minute. | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
We're looking for someone | 0:03:06 | 0:03:07 | |
who recognises these objects. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:11 | |
A potato. | 0:03:11 | 0:03:12 | |
A cauliflower. | 0:03:14 | 0:03:15 | |
A frog hat. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:18 | |
And a doll called Bobby. | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
Who do all these belong to, please? Who? | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
-Oh! -THEY LAUGH | 0:03:25 | 0:03:27 | |
Yeah, that's right, Arabella. It's you. | 0:03:27 | 0:03:30 | |
Stay right there because we're coming to you. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
-Hiya! -Hi, Arabella. You all right? How you doing? -I'm fine. | 0:03:37 | 0:03:43 | |
So, can you explain to us what all those things were about? | 0:03:43 | 0:03:46 | |
-Well, we did stand-up comedy at the library. -Cool. | 0:03:46 | 0:03:49 | |
-And was that your box of props? -Yeah. -OK. All right. | 0:03:49 | 0:03:52 | |
So, what type of things do you do with this box of props? | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Well, we got some random people up from the audience and just, like, | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
gave them random stuff and made them sing and dance to Lady Gaga. | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
-That sounds brilliant! -Sounds like a fantastic act. | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
-With a cauliflower? That's amazing. -Yeah. | 0:04:03 | 0:04:06 | |
Now, we've heard that you do quite a few impressions. Is that right? | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-Yeah, I can do Cheryl Cole. -Go on, then. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:11 | |
-NEWCASTLE ACCENT: -I'm Cheryl Cole. -LAUGHTER | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
-It's good. It's good. -You need to teach us that, Arabella. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:17 | |
-Yeah, definitely. -And, also, this is your mum Jan, isn't it? -Yeah. -Hi. | 0:04:17 | 0:04:19 | |
Jan, you do impressions also, | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
and especially one of a famous CBBC star. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
-Hiya, cocker. -LAUGHTER | 0:04:25 | 0:04:27 | |
Might need work, that. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
-Well, guys, I tell you what - we love you guys... -Yeah, we do. | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
..and I think you both have earned the chance to win | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
some fantastic prizes in a game that is based on your love of comedy. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
Yeah. So, come with us as we play... | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
-BOTH: -Punchline Crunchtime. -Come on down, guys. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
Welcome to TV's funniest game show since | 0:04:46 | 0:04:48 | |
Richard Osman forgot his trousers on an episode of Pointless. | 0:04:48 | 0:04:51 | |
Here's how it works. | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
We are going to tell you guys the start of some funny | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
and not-so-funny jokes. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
Now, all the punchlines are behind these doors, | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
so you must pick the door you think the correct punchline is behind. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:05 | |
We are giving you a minute to match all eight, | 0:05:05 | 0:05:09 | |
so this is a test of memory as well as comedy knowledge. | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
For every joke you complete, | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
you'll win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash. | 0:05:14 | 0:05:17 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! | 0:05:17 | 0:05:18 | |
-Does that sound good, Arabella? -Yeah. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:20 | |
Now, before we go on, we need somebody | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
-to lurk behind those doors to give you guys the punchlines. -Yeah. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:26 | |
If only we had a hilarious comedy expert to help us out. | 0:05:26 | 0:05:29 | |
-But who? Who? -You all right, cockers? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -Wa-hey! | 0:05:32 | 0:05:35 | |
Welcome, welcome, welcome, me old cockers. | 0:05:35 | 0:05:38 | |
-Where you going? Come back. -LAUGHTER | 0:05:38 | 0:05:40 | |
I heard your atrocious impression of me before. | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:05:43 | 0:05:45 | |
OK, Hacker, back in your box. Go on, off you go. | 0:05:45 | 0:05:47 | |
Hey, I'm not a puppet, you know! | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
-We'll put a laugh on that later. -LAUGHTER | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
-Arabella and Jan, are you ready for this? -Yes. -Yes. -Beautiful. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:58 | |
In that case, start the clock. | 0:05:58 | 0:06:00 | |
"Why did the chicken cross the road?" | 0:06:00 | 0:06:02 | |
-Pick a number. -Three. -Why did the chicken cross the road? | 0:06:02 | 0:06:04 | |
Hello. No, to get to the other side. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:09 | |
-Yay! -That's the right answer. OK, OK. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
"Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains." | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
-Four. -Number four. -OK. Doctor, Doctor, | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
I feel like a pair of curtains. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:17 | |
Shark-infested custard. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:19 | |
-That's the wrong answer. -That's the wrong answer! | 0:06:19 | 0:06:22 | |
-"My dog has no nose. How does it smell?" -Eight. | 0:06:22 | 0:06:25 | |
My dog has no nose. How does it smell? | 0:06:25 | 0:06:28 | |
Swimming trunks. | 0:06:28 | 0:06:29 | |
LAUGHTER Wrong answer. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
-"What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep?" -Five. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:36 | |
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? | 0:06:36 | 0:06:38 | |
-Pull yourself together! -That's the wrong answer! | 0:06:38 | 0:06:41 | |
OK. "I'm on a seafood diet." | 0:06:41 | 0:06:44 | |
-Four. -I'm on a seafood diet. | 0:06:44 | 0:06:47 | |
Shark-infested custard. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:49 | |
That's wrong. It's the wrong answer. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:51 | |
"What's a horse's favourite soap?" | 0:06:51 | 0:06:54 | |
-Four. -Four? -Again. | 0:06:54 | 0:06:57 | |
-It's still shark-infested custard. -LAUGHTER | 0:06:57 | 0:07:00 | |
-KLAXON BLARES Oh, no! -Was that wrong? | 0:07:00 | 0:07:03 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:03 | 0:07:08 | |
-Oh, deary me! -That was hilarious! | 0:07:08 | 0:07:12 | |
So, Arabella, it's not all doom and gloom. | 0:07:12 | 0:07:16 | |
You did manage to complete one joke, | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
which means you get a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash. | 0:07:18 | 0:07:21 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:21 | 0:07:23 | |
Oh, oh, oh! That was brilliant. | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
-Well, that went well, didn't it? -Nice to see you, Hacker. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:28 | |
What did you think of their comedy knowledge there? | 0:07:28 | 0:07:30 | |
-Dreadful, wasn't it? -It was pretty bad. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:32 | |
LAUGHTER Hey, don't worry, guys, | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
because we are now going to give you the chance | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
to win tonight's star prize. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
-Oh! -AUDIENCE: -Ooh! -And that prize - that prize - | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
is tickets to a comedy workshop. | 0:07:42 | 0:07:44 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! -They need that. | 0:07:44 | 0:07:46 | |
So you can really learn some knowledge cos you need it. | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
LAUGHTER How does that sound, guys? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
-Sound good? -Sounds good. -Excellent. -Brilliant. -I need it. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
Now, as you can see, we have a series of funny characters | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
-lining up on our comedy carpet. -There they are. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
Guys, you will have 20 seconds to give them their correct names | 0:07:59 | 0:08:04 | |
from the wall of names behind you. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
-Do you understand? -Yeah. -Excellent. -Brilliant. | 0:08:07 | 0:08:10 | |
In that case, let's see who we've got. | 0:08:10 | 0:08:12 | |
Hacker, take it away. | 0:08:12 | 0:08:13 | |
A man in a paper suit, | 0:08:13 | 0:08:16 | |
a man with a seagull on his head, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
a woman with a radiator on her head, | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
and a girl with two toilets on her head, | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
and two men in a window. | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
-Interesting. Arabella and Jan, are you ready? -Yes. -Yes. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:31 | |
Remember, you've only got 20 seconds. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:33 | |
Match the names with the people. Best of luck. Your time starts now. | 0:08:33 | 0:08:37 | |
-Go! -Go, go, go! -Be quick, be quick, be quick. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:41 | |
OK, pass it to him, pass it to him. That's it. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:43 | |
-Pass it to him. Yeah, that's it. -Hold it in front of you, guys. | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
That's it. Be quicker. | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
-Be better! -Interesting. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:49 | |
-This is very interesting. -Think about it. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
Come on, think about it! Think about it! | 0:08:53 | 0:08:56 | |
-Oh, wait, no... -This is... | 0:08:56 | 0:08:58 | |
KLAXON BLARES Wow! | 0:08:58 | 0:09:00 | |
-Wow! -Well done. -Time's up. -Phew! -Take a good look at the names. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:05 | |
Is there any ones you'd probably like to change or are you happy? | 0:09:05 | 0:09:08 | |
-SHE LAUGHS -That one? | 0:09:08 | 0:09:10 | |
I'm going to give you the chance to change at least one of them | 0:09:10 | 0:09:13 | |
because I'd like you to win SOME prizes. | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
-OK, interesting, interesting. -OK. All right, all right. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
-I mean, it doesn't change anything. -Nah. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:09:24 | 0:09:26 | |
"What do you call a man in a paper suit?" | 0:09:26 | 0:09:29 | |
-Russell. -That's correct. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:09:29 | 0:09:33 | |
-Cos it rustles. -Rustles! | 0:09:33 | 0:09:36 | |
-Cos it rustles. -Cos it rustles. It's a sound-based joke. | 0:09:36 | 0:09:39 | |
-Yeah! -Exactly, Hacker. Here we go with number two. | 0:09:39 | 0:09:42 | |
"What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?" | 0:09:42 | 0:09:44 | |
-Cliff. -That's the right answer! | 0:09:44 | 0:09:47 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yeah! -See? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:49 | |
-We are cooking here. -Cliff - clever. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
"What do you call a woman with a radiator on her head?" | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
-Kate. -I don't get it. -I don't get it. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:58 | |
That's cos it's wrong. It's Anita. | 0:09:58 | 0:10:00 | |
-Anita, isn't it? -It's Anita. -Anita. -Anita. -Anita. | 0:10:00 | 0:10:04 | |
-"What do you call a woman with two toilets on her head?" -Anita. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
-But why? -LAUGHTER, FARTING | 0:10:08 | 0:10:10 | |
-Why? -You could do. -No, you don't. It's stupid. It's Lulu. | 0:10:10 | 0:10:14 | |
-Lulu, isn't it? -Lulu, Bog-Bog, Lav-Lav. -We know that now. | 0:10:14 | 0:10:18 | |
Oh, man! | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
And finally - finally - "What do you call two men in a window?" | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
-Curt. -And Rod. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
-CHEERING Curtain rod. -Curtain rod. -Excellent. | 0:10:26 | 0:10:30 | |
You didn't do well there, but I think you really need that workshop | 0:10:30 | 0:10:34 | |
to actually work on your comedy skills. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:36 | |
Shall we give her the prize? | 0:10:36 | 0:10:38 | |
-Let's give her the prize! -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:10:38 | 0:10:40 | |
We're going to give it to you - the comedy workshops! | 0:10:40 | 0:10:42 | |
CHEERING | 0:10:42 | 0:10:45 | |
-Well done, cockers. -Yeah. Hacker... -What? | 0:10:45 | 0:10:48 | |
-..have you any parting words for Arabella and Jan? -Yes, I have. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:53 | |
-Cheers, cockers! -LAUGHTER | 0:10:53 | 0:10:56 | |
-Hey, and the fun doesn't end there because you... -Didn't start there. | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
..could win some more prizes later on | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
cos you'll be taking part in our endgame, Ball Fall. | 0:11:01 | 0:11:04 | |
-How does that sound? BOTH: -Ooh! -Yeah, it sounds pretty good. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
Give it up one more time for Arabella, Jan, | 0:11:07 | 0:11:08 | |
and, of course, Hacker T Dog. | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
Thank you. Thank you. Thank you, cockers. Thank you. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:14 | |
-Hi, I'm Amy-Leigh Hickman. -And I'm Jessica Revell, | 0:11:15 | 0:11:18 | |
and I think Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up | 0:11:18 | 0:11:20 | |
-is the funniest thing on TV. -Yeah, I know. | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
Have you seen it? It's a joke! | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind Up Wheel, | 0:11:26 | 0:11:29 | |
'Mr Simeon Qsyea!' | 0:11:29 | 0:11:33 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:11:33 | 0:11:36 | |
Simeon, how you doing? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:38 | |
I'm doing great and nervous all at the same time. | 0:11:38 | 0:11:41 | |
You look a bit scared in the eyes. | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
-You're holding on to that chair like that. -I'm holding on. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
I was like this before, like, "No, no." | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Now, Simeon, like we said, | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
on this show, no-one is safe, even our celebrity guests. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
Indeed, which is why we've attached Simeon | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
-to this non-government-approved wheel. -It'll be fine, Simeon. | 0:11:55 | 0:11:58 | |
Besides, you signed all your human rights away | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
-when you sat on that wheel. -Yes. -Yeah, very true. | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
Here's how it works. We'll be spinning Simeon around | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
until he's dizzy, sick, or possibly much worse. | 0:12:04 | 0:12:07 | |
He could land on any of these categories, | 0:12:07 | 0:12:09 | |
but he has no idea what's in store for him. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
-Simeon, are you ready? -I am ready. -Good! Because it's time to... | 0:12:11 | 0:12:16 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Wind up that wheel! -MUSIC PLAYS | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
-Am I allowed to put my arms up? -Oh, yeah! -That's good. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
Stop that wheel! | 0:12:26 | 0:12:28 | |
-BOTH: -Ooh! -"Dance Like..." You'll like this, Simeon. | 0:12:28 | 0:12:31 | |
-All right. -OK, so, Simeon, we want you to dance like | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
a penguin who really needs the toilet | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
-doing a slow bossa nova. So, come and stand here. -Come on. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
-You should be great at this. -We have some music for you. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
-Thank you. -Cue the music. BOSSA NOVA MUSIC PLAYS | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
So, you're a penguin that needs the toilet. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:47 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:12:54 | 0:12:58 | |
CHEERING | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
-That was easy. -Mate, sit yourself down. Amazing. | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
Can we just have "Dance Like..." all the time? That was great. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
-That was amazing! -That was great. OK, it's time to... | 0:13:08 | 0:13:11 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Wind up that wheel! -MUSIC PLAYS | 0:13:11 | 0:13:16 | |
OK, stop the wheel! | 0:13:16 | 0:13:18 | |
-Ooh, Forfeit. AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Yes! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
-Someone in the audience going, "Yes!" -Hey! -"Yes!" | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
OK, your forfeit, Simeon, is to sing the highest note you can. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:33 | |
-Ready? -OK. -Highest ever. We only want dogs to hear this. -Right. | 0:13:33 | 0:13:36 | |
-HIGH-PITCHED NOTE: -# Wah-ah-ah-ah-ah | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
-# Wah-ah-ah. # -LAUGHTER | 0:13:41 | 0:13:44 | |
-BUZZER -What?! | 0:13:44 | 0:13:47 | |
-We needed a high C for you to pass. -Yeah. I liked it. I liked it. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:51 | |
-Unlucky. -I think it was good. -Unlucky, Simeon. It's time to... | 0:13:51 | 0:13:54 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Wind up that wheel! -MUSIC PLAYS | 0:13:54 | 0:13:59 | |
Stop that wheel! | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
Ooh! Prize Question. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
Right, this is Charlotte. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
Charlotte is about to ask you a question | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
which I have written on this card. | 0:14:15 | 0:14:17 | |
If you get the correct answer to the question, | 0:14:17 | 0:14:19 | |
-Charlotte wins a fantastic prize. -OK. -So, no pressure, then. | 0:14:19 | 0:14:23 | |
Charlotte, I'm coming for you. Where are you, Charlotte? Where are you? | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
There you are over there. Let's have a look. | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
OK, stand yourself up, Charlotte. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
OK. Right, I'm coming through. I'm coming through. | 0:14:31 | 0:14:33 | |
Soz. Soz. Right. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
OK, so your question is this question here. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
"How many months of the year end with the letter Y?" | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
-Think about it. -So, go through it, go through it. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
-I think I've got it. -OK, and we're going for...? | 0:14:55 | 0:14:57 | |
Yes, I'm going for three. | 0:14:57 | 0:14:59 | |
-AUDIENCE: -No! -Four! Four! -What are you going for, Simeon? | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
-I meant four. -Four. -You're saying four? | 0:15:03 | 0:15:05 | |
Exactly what I meant. I was tricking you all. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:07 | |
-OK. -LAUGHTER | 0:15:07 | 0:15:09 | |
-Charlotte... -I'm a comedian, as well. | 0:15:09 | 0:15:11 | |
..do you want to tell Simeon whether he's got the right answer? | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
-It's four! -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:14 | 0:15:19 | |
And, Charlotte, you win a digital camera. | 0:15:19 | 0:15:23 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
Nice work. Nice work. Well done. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:28 | |
Simeon, thank you very much for that. | 0:15:28 | 0:15:30 | |
How are you feeling after all that spinning? | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
-I feel like I'm very dizzy right now. -Sorry about that. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
And it was a lot of pressure with the spinning. | 0:15:34 | 0:15:36 | |
Ooh, and by the way, how's the rehearsing going with Ellie? | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
-Ooh, I better check that out right now. -You best go, actually. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Off you go. We'll see you later on. It's Simeon, everybody! | 0:15:41 | 0:15:44 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
-SMASHING -Oh. Oh. | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
-He'll be fine. He'll be fine. -Good rehearsing. Great. | 0:15:49 | 0:15:51 | |
Right now, though, it's time to find out what happened | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
when we travelled to Newcastle for a Big Friday Face Off. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
We didn't have any details of the challenge, | 0:15:57 | 0:15:59 | |
but that didn't matter because nothing could prepare us | 0:15:59 | 0:16:02 | |
for the chaos ahead. | 0:16:02 | 0:16:03 | |
'Somewhere on the streets of the UK, | 0:16:05 | 0:16:07 | |
'TV's dynamic duo Sam and Mark | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
'are about to go head-to-head with a pair of fearless celebs | 0:16:10 | 0:16:13 | |
'on a mystery mission.' | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Let's go, let's go! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:17 | |
'Enlisting the help of the local community, | 0:16:17 | 0:16:19 | |
'they must do all they can to complete their surprise challenge, | 0:16:19 | 0:16:23 | |
'but only one daring double act will be victorious. | 0:16:23 | 0:16:27 | |
'This is Sam and Mark's Big Friday Face Off.' | 0:16:27 | 0:16:31 | |
-Hi there. We're Sam and Mark. -And they are pop superstars Jedward. | 0:16:33 | 0:16:37 | |
-Yay! -Thanks, guys. -And we're in... | 0:16:37 | 0:16:39 | |
-But why on earth are we here? -No idea. | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Guys, we're going to know when we open these envelopes. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
-Hoo-hoo! -Ho-ho! | 0:16:47 | 0:16:49 | |
"Greetings, Sam, Mark, John and Edward. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:52 | |
"Welcome to the comedy challenge." | 0:16:52 | 0:16:54 | |
"You must write and rehearse a comedy routine | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
"using jokes, lines and ideas provided by the people of | 0:16:56 | 0:16:59 | |
"Newcastle." | 0:16:59 | 0:17:01 | |
-"Your routine must contain an animal joke." -"A comedy prop." | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
"And somebody you meet must join you on stage. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:08 | |
"Now, make haste, for you will be headlining The Stand | 0:17:08 | 0:17:10 | |
-"Comedy Club at 2pm this afternoon." -Oh, my goodness! | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
-Good luck. -Yeah, good luck. You're going to need it. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
-Oh! -Oh, fighting talk already. I like it. -Already bringing it. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
The coolest people ever in Newcastle. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:21 | |
I'm genuinely very nervous about this. | 0:17:21 | 0:17:22 | |
-My comedy prop's going to be my hair. -Oh, yeah, that's true. | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
-MR D: -'All right, enough of this funny business. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:28 | |
'Time to get a move on.' | 0:17:28 | 0:17:29 | |
Good luck. Good luck, boys. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:31 | |
'So, our super duos have just a few hours | 0:17:32 | 0:17:35 | |
'to prepare a top-notch comedy set, | 0:17:35 | 0:17:37 | |
'but who will judge the pairs' performances? | 0:17:37 | 0:17:40 | |
'Meet Bec Hill. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
'Bec's appeared on stage and screen | 0:17:43 | 0:17:44 | |
'and regularly stars on CBBC's The Dog Ate My Homework. | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
'What will she be looking for from our daring duos' stand-up?' | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
I'm looking for simple material that's funny and well-delivered, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
and I really want them to hit those specific points of the challenge. | 0:17:55 | 0:17:58 | |
If they don't do that, I will deduct points. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:00 | |
'Let the challenge commence.' | 0:18:03 | 0:18:05 | |
-All right, let's go. -Yeah. -Come on. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
-OK, let's do it. -Let's do it. Let's steal some jokes. | 0:18:12 | 0:18:14 | |
Hey, is this a good prop? | 0:18:14 | 0:18:16 | |
All right, hold on a sec. We just need to find our props. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
-Wait, can we spend money on our prop or not? -No, we've no money. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
We need to ask someone for something for free. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:23 | |
Hello. Hello. Sorry to interrupt. | 0:18:23 | 0:18:25 | |
I was just wondering if you know any jokes. | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
A little lad knocks on the door and he says, | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
"Your dog's chasing us on my bike." | 0:18:30 | 0:18:32 | |
-I said, "Take the bike off him." -HE LAUGHS | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
-Excellent. -That's good, and it's an animal joke. | 0:18:34 | 0:18:36 | |
It's an animal! We need an animal joke. | 0:18:36 | 0:18:37 | |
-'I don't get it.' -He said... -He said... | 0:18:37 | 0:18:39 | |
.."A lad knocked on my door | 0:18:39 | 0:18:41 | |
"and he said, 'The dog's chasing me on my bike.'" | 0:18:41 | 0:18:44 | |
So, I said... | 0:18:44 | 0:18:45 | |
NEWCASTLE ACCENT: 'Well, take the bike off him.' | 0:18:45 | 0:18:47 | |
LAUGHTER We best not do the accent. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:49 | |
'Er, why are Jedward having their fortune read?' | 0:18:49 | 0:18:52 | |
What do you think of Sam and Mark? | 0:18:52 | 0:18:53 | |
They are wanting to get where you're at. Yous are already there. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:56 | |
-Yeah, Sam and Mark... -No-one's taking it away from you. -No. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:59 | |
Yous are near enough like Ant and Dec, do you understand? | 0:18:59 | 0:19:02 | |
-The comedy prop... -Yeah. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:03 | |
..I think we should use is like a custard pie | 0:19:03 | 0:19:06 | |
-or a cream pie or something. -Right. -So, you tell the joke. | 0:19:06 | 0:19:10 | |
If he or she doesn't laugh, I get pied in the face. | 0:19:10 | 0:19:13 | |
Oh, I like it! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:14 | |
# She's got her lipstick on Here I come, da-da-dum | 0:19:14 | 0:19:18 | |
# She's got her lipstick on Hit and run, here I come. # | 0:19:18 | 0:19:22 | |
-It's a song we had. -Lovely. | 0:19:22 | 0:19:24 | |
Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? | 0:19:24 | 0:19:26 | |
Who's the coolest guy in the hospital? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
-The ultrasound man. -THEY LAUGH | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
That is class! That's a high-five moment right there. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:35 | |
-I like that! -That was wonderful. -Yeah! | 0:19:35 | 0:19:37 | |
-We still need to go find our prop. -OK. -We need to find jokes. | 0:19:37 | 0:19:40 | |
She just told our future. That wasn't in the list. | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
-Where's your notepad? -I don't know. I lost it. It's gone now. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
We have to get a cream pie, and we've got no money, | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
so we can't buy it cos then we'd be disqualified. | 0:19:47 | 0:19:49 | |
-We don't have to tell anybody that we've bought it. -That is true. | 0:19:49 | 0:19:52 | |
Who are you? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
'Chaps, I don't think this is on the to-do list.' | 0:19:54 | 0:19:56 | |
-Ah! -HE LAUGHS | 0:19:56 | 0:19:58 | |
-Whoo! I think we've found our prop, Edward. -'Ah.' | 0:19:58 | 0:20:01 | |
That's the type... That's the type of thing we're obviously... | 0:20:01 | 0:20:04 | |
-What, quiche? -Yeah. -Nobody's ever been quiched in the face. -Exactly. | 0:20:04 | 0:20:08 | |
-HE LAUGHS -Exactly. | 0:20:08 | 0:20:10 | |
Yes! We just got the cutest dog ever in Newcastle. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:16 | |
-You haven't got any jokes, have you, that you could tell us? -I'm Russian. | 0:20:16 | 0:20:19 | |
-It's just reminded me of a joke. -Go on. -The Russian joke. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:21 | |
-The Russian joke. -HE LAUGHS | 0:20:21 | 0:20:23 | |
I've got to go back to my home town, Moscow. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:25 | |
-Why? Are you in a hurry? BOTH: -Yes, I'm Russian. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:28 | |
-Yes! See? She laughed. -She loves it. -Loves it. -She loves it. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
'Yes, you should be rushing to get better material than that.' | 0:20:31 | 0:20:34 | |
-Whoa, whoa, whoa! -Hey, hold up. Why are you in our...? -Hide that joke. | 0:20:34 | 0:20:37 | |
We had our fortune told and they told us a lot of stuff. | 0:20:37 | 0:20:40 | |
-Well, you're wasting your time. -Where's your pen and notepad? | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
We don't need a notepad. It's in our brain. | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
-So, you're just memorising the jokes? -Yes. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:48 | |
-That means you haven't got many. -Amateurs carry notebooks. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Let's get out of here, John. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
'You might not need notebooks, but some jokes might help. | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
'And with time running out, | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
'Sam and Mark are still on the hunt for comedy gold.' | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
What kind of bagel can fly? | 0:21:00 | 0:21:03 | |
I don't know. What kind of bagel can fly? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:05 | |
A plain bagel. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:06 | |
Plain? Oh, yeah, a plain one, so it's just got nothing on it. | 0:21:06 | 0:21:09 | |
-Yeah. -You're right - it wasn't great. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:11 | |
'Meanwhile, Jedward have become preoccupied...again.' | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
-So, how many have we got? -So, we've got one, two, three, four, five. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:20 | |
-Six, seven with the two cheesy, corny bear ones. -Yes. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:24 | |
-Maybe one more. -Yeah. Then we can tell four each. -Yeah. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
Anybody know any jokes? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:31 | |
'Surprisingly, Jedward do.' | 0:21:31 | 0:21:32 | |
What do you call a crocodile who's coming to rob your food? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
I don't know. What do you call a crocodile? | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
Crook-odile. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:38 | |
'A crook-odile? | 0:21:38 | 0:21:40 | |
'Sam and Mark still need a prop and Jedward are missing a person.' | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
-I don't suppose you sell any, like, big cream pies, do you? -No, sorry. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
I might have to go with a quiche. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
-We need to find a person to be on the show with us. -We've got the dog. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
-We have the dog. -Let's stop stressing. | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
-Don't worry. Don't worry. -I'm not worried about anything! | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
'With tensions running high, | 0:22:03 | 0:22:04 | |
'both teams seem uneasy about their upcoming comedy debuts. | 0:22:04 | 0:22:08 | |
'They may have a collection of jokes, | 0:22:08 | 0:22:10 | |
'but did Sam and Mark manage to find a prop? | 0:22:10 | 0:22:12 | |
'Jedward may be popular with the public, | 0:22:12 | 0:22:14 | |
'but did they actually get any material from them? | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
'Funnily enough, we'll find out as our duos go head-to-head | 0:22:18 | 0:22:20 | |
'when Face Off returns.' | 0:22:20 | 0:22:22 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:22:24 | 0:22:27 | |
-Oh, they're funny, those two, aren't they? -Yeah. | 0:22:27 | 0:22:29 | |
-Find out what happens next very, very soon. -But right now, | 0:22:29 | 0:22:31 | |
here's what else is coming up on tonight's Big Friday Wind-Up. | 0:22:31 | 0:22:34 | |
Don't be late for class. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:38 | |
Embarrassing parents join the School of Shame, | 0:22:38 | 0:22:40 | |
audience member Ellie gives her surprise performance | 0:22:40 | 0:22:43 | |
just before Ball Fall, | 0:22:43 | 0:22:45 | |
then Ben Haenow croons us into the weekend. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:22:48 | 0:22:50 | |
Now it's time to play a game that combines our two favourite things - | 0:22:50 | 0:22:53 | |
-music and mess. -All will be explained very soon. | 0:22:53 | 0:22:56 | |
But first, let's find out who's playing tonight. | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
Will it be this person? | 0:22:59 | 0:23:00 | |
# Altogether we can take it to the edge of the night | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
# Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time. # | 0:23:03 | 0:23:08 | |
Yeah! | 0:23:08 | 0:23:09 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Very good. That was brilliant. | 0:23:09 | 0:23:12 | |
Will it be these two? | 0:23:12 | 0:23:13 | |
# You're the one that I want You are the one I want | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
# Ooh, ooh, ooh. # | 0:23:16 | 0:23:17 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Or will it be this person? | 0:23:17 | 0:23:21 | |
# Hey, I want to dance with somebody | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
# With somebody who loves me. # | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
-Yeah! -Yeah! | 0:23:27 | 0:23:29 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:29 | 0:23:31 | |
Don't worry. It won't be any of you. Here's who's playing tonight. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:35 | |
It's Archie's family from Bedfordshire. | 0:23:36 | 0:23:40 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:40 | 0:23:42 | |
But who will they face? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:44 | |
It's Ruby-Jo's family from Staffordshire. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:48 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:23:48 | 0:23:51 | |
Teams, come on down as we play... | 0:23:51 | 0:23:53 | |
-BOTH: -Karasoake. | 0:23:53 | 0:23:55 | |
Welcome to the game. It's basically karaoke with added water. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:02 | |
One member of each team will attempt to sing | 0:24:02 | 0:24:04 | |
while the other team soaks them through. | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Whoever gets the most lyrics out correctly is the winner. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
OK, Archie, who's on your team, mate? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
My friend, Connor, and Charlie and my mum, Racheall. | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
-And your nominated singer is...? -Racheall. -Of course it is. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
-Why have you chosen Racheall? -Um... | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
-LAUGHTER -All right. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
Good a reason as any, I suppose. OK, Racheall, sing... | 0:24:24 | 0:24:26 | |
# Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up. # | 0:24:26 | 0:24:29 | |
# Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up. # | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
-Ooh! -That's beautiful. Haunting. -It was haunting. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:34 | |
-Very nice. -It was haunting. -Very nice. | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Ruby-Jo, who have we got on your team? | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
-My sister, Rosie, my best friend, Lily, and my dad, Andy. -Excellent. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
-I'm guessing your dad, Andy, is your nominated singer? -Yeah. | 0:24:42 | 0:24:45 | |
-Why have you chosen your dad? -Cos he's too embarrassing. | 0:24:45 | 0:24:47 | |
-Cos he's too embarrassing! Does he embarrass you all the time? -Yeah. | 0:24:47 | 0:24:50 | |
-But can he sing, Ruby-Jo? -Yeah. -He can? All right. | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
Well, let's hear it. Come on, sing us a note. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
# La-la! # | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
-LAUGHTER -I've heard worse. -Nice. | 0:24:57 | 0:24:59 | |
-I've heard worse, Mark. -I've heard worse. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:01 | |
All right. Well, OK, here we go, Racheall. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
Please take your place on the Karasoake stage. | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
And whilst you do that, Ruby-Jo's team, | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
if you would like to select your soakers. | 0:25:08 | 0:25:11 | |
OK, Racheall, you've got Budapest by George Ezra | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
or Uptown Girl by Billy Joel. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:19 | |
-What are you going for? -Uptown Girl. | 0:25:19 | 0:25:23 | |
-It's a classic, isn't it? It's a classic. -Showing my age. -OK. | 0:25:23 | 0:25:27 | |
So, there are 100 words in this section of the song. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
You need to clearly sing as many as you can | 0:25:30 | 0:25:32 | |
-while you're getting soaked. Are you ready? -I am. | 0:25:32 | 0:25:35 | |
-Soakers, are you ready? ALL: -Yeah. -Awesome. | 0:25:35 | 0:25:38 | |
In that case, let Karasoake commence. | 0:25:38 | 0:25:41 | |
MUSIC: Uptown Girl by Billy Joel | 0:25:41 | 0:25:45 | |
AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG | 0:26:31 | 0:26:33 | |
SHE BABBLES, KLAXON BLARES | 0:26:42 | 0:26:45 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:26:45 | 0:26:48 | |
Hold fire. Hold fire. | 0:26:48 | 0:26:50 | |
Right, well done, Racheall. Fantastic work. | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
I can reveal you sang... | 0:26:54 | 0:26:56 | |
-..84 words correctly. -Wow! | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -Well done. | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
What have you got to say to your soakers? | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
-I'll get you! -I'll get you! -I'll get you! -I'll get you! | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
-OK, well done, Racheall. -Thank you. -Andy, you're up next. | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
If you'd like to make your way onto the Karasoake stage. | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
-There you are, darling. -Thank you. -There you go, Andy. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:17 | |
Guys, you guys come over. | 0:27:17 | 0:27:20 | |
And, Archie's team, select your soakers. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
Right, Andy, it's time to find out what song you'll be singing. | 0:27:23 | 0:27:26 | |
Would you like Reet Petite... | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
-Sounds weird when you say it. -HE LAUGHS | 0:27:28 | 0:27:30 | |
Right Petite in Barnsley. | 0:27:30 | 0:27:33 | |
..by Jackie Wilson or Candy by Robbie Williams? | 0:27:33 | 0:27:37 | |
I think we'll go with Candy. | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
You need to sing more than 85 words to win the prize. | 0:27:39 | 0:27:45 | |
-Understood? -I'll have a go. -You're so scared. | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
-THEY LAUGH -Soakers, are you ready? | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
-ALL: -Yeah. -Yeah! | 0:27:50 | 0:27:52 | |
Let Karasoake commence. | 0:27:52 | 0:27:55 | |
MUSIC: Candy by Robbie Williams | 0:27:55 | 0:27:56 | |
AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG | 0:27:56 | 0:27:59 | |
KLAXON BLARES | 0:28:39 | 0:28:42 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Very impressive. Very impressive. | 0:28:42 | 0:28:45 | |
-That was good, mate. -Archie, you scared me there with your face. | 0:28:45 | 0:28:48 | |
He was like, "I'm going to get you, Andy! | 0:28:48 | 0:28:51 | |
"I'm going to get you real nice. Oh, yeah!" | 0:28:51 | 0:28:54 | |
OK. So, Andy, you needed to sing more than 84 words | 0:28:54 | 0:29:01 | |
to beat Racheall's score. | 0:29:01 | 0:29:04 | |
And I can confirm that you sang... | 0:29:04 | 0:29:07 | |
..95 words correctly! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:29:08 | 0:29:11 | |
Which means, Ruby-Jo and your team, | 0:29:11 | 0:29:14 | |
you guys are the winners! | 0:29:14 | 0:29:16 | |
-Well done. Well done. -CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:29:16 | 0:29:18 | |
Sorry, Archie's team, unlucky. But don't you worry - we are giving you | 0:29:18 | 0:29:21 | |
some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags. Happy? | 0:29:21 | 0:29:23 | |
-Yeah! -Excellent stuff. | 0:29:23 | 0:29:25 | |
And, Ruby-Jo, you guys are going home with a karaoke machine | 0:29:25 | 0:29:28 | |
which comes with 100 classic backing tracks. | 0:29:28 | 0:29:31 | |
-Andy, you'll be sorted, won't you? -Great! | 0:29:31 | 0:29:34 | |
Well, let's hear it once again for our Karasoake superstars. Well done. | 0:29:34 | 0:29:38 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:29:38 | 0:29:41 | |
Now it is time for part two of the Big Friday Face Off. | 0:29:41 | 0:29:45 | |
Here's what happened next. | 0:29:45 | 0:29:47 | |
-MR D: -'Previously, on the Big Friday Face Off, | 0:29:49 | 0:29:51 | |
'just a few hours ago, | 0:29:51 | 0:29:53 | |
'Sam and Mark and Jedward were given a challenge to write a comedy set | 0:29:53 | 0:29:56 | |
'and then perform it at one of Newcastle's top comedy venues. | 0:29:56 | 0:30:00 | |
'As show time draws closer, | 0:30:04 | 0:30:06 | |
'our comedy heroes squeeze in some rehearsal time.' | 0:30:06 | 0:30:08 | |
I don't think anyone's ever been quiched in the face. | 0:30:08 | 0:30:12 | |
-We'll make history. -Hey, guys. | 0:30:12 | 0:30:14 | |
-Oh, hello. You all right? -What are you doing here? | 0:30:14 | 0:30:16 | |
We're here to, like, spy on yous and get some insight. | 0:30:16 | 0:30:18 | |
-Why, have you not got anything? -Why are you guys sitting down? | 0:30:18 | 0:30:21 | |
We're standing up in there doing flips and everything. | 0:30:21 | 0:30:23 | |
We've not got much time here to practise our routine, | 0:30:23 | 0:30:25 | |
so I suggest you go in your room, we'll stay in our room | 0:30:25 | 0:30:28 | |
-and it'll all be great. -All right, all right. | 0:30:28 | 0:30:30 | |
-They're so scared. -They are. -Sam, Sam...I'm so scared. | 0:30:30 | 0:30:33 | |
'I'm scared for both of you. | 0:30:33 | 0:30:35 | |
'The stage is set and the audience is waiting. | 0:30:35 | 0:30:38 | |
'It's performance time, but who will have the last laugh? | 0:30:38 | 0:30:42 | |
'Will they even get the first one?' | 0:30:42 | 0:30:44 | |
-Oh! -Oh, perfect size! | 0:30:46 | 0:30:48 | |
Oh, hello, everybody. Sorry we are a bit late. | 0:30:48 | 0:30:51 | |
We're Sam and Mark. We had to come on the bus. | 0:30:51 | 0:30:54 | |
-We can't drive, but we avocado. -Oh! LAUGHTER | 0:30:54 | 0:30:58 | |
-That's the kind of comedy you're in for tonight, people. -Eh? Eh? | 0:30:58 | 0:31:02 | |
What kind of bagel can fly? | 0:31:02 | 0:31:04 | |
I don't know, Mark. What kind of bagel can fly? | 0:31:04 | 0:31:06 | |
-A plain bagel. -Oh! -Eh? -LAUGHTER | 0:31:06 | 0:31:09 | |
I went down to the market earlier on this morning. | 0:31:09 | 0:31:12 | |
I met a lovely Russian lady. | 0:31:12 | 0:31:13 | |
She said to me, "I'm heading back to my home town, Moscow." | 0:31:13 | 0:31:16 | |
I said, "Why? Are you in a hurry?" | 0:31:16 | 0:31:18 | |
She said, "Yes, I'm Russian." LAUGHTER | 0:31:18 | 0:31:22 | |
-'Hmm, good start.' -Eh? -That's good! -Right, I've got one for you. | 0:31:22 | 0:31:26 | |
Yesterday, a lad knocked on my door and he said, | 0:31:26 | 0:31:28 | |
"A dog, he's chasing me on my bike." | 0:31:28 | 0:31:30 | |
And I said, "Well, take the bike off him, then." | 0:31:30 | 0:31:32 | |
-LAUGHTER -'Ah, there's the animal joke.' | 0:31:32 | 0:31:35 | |
Who is the nicest guy in the hospital? | 0:31:35 | 0:31:39 | |
The ultrasound guy. LAUGHTER | 0:31:40 | 0:31:44 | |
Right, so we need someone to come and join us on stage. | 0:31:44 | 0:31:47 | |
And do you know what? | 0:31:47 | 0:31:48 | |
I'm going to ask you right there, right in front of us. | 0:31:48 | 0:31:50 | |
Round of applause. APPLAUSE | 0:31:50 | 0:31:53 | |
-What is your name, darling? -Ashvi. -Ashvi. | 0:31:53 | 0:31:57 | |
Now, Ashvi, this is the quiche of destiny. | 0:31:57 | 0:32:01 | |
Now, Mark has one last joke to tell. | 0:32:01 | 0:32:04 | |
Now, if this joke is good | 0:32:04 | 0:32:07 | |
and you laugh, Ashvi, | 0:32:07 | 0:32:09 | |
then Mark gets to take that quiche home and eat it for his tea tonight. | 0:32:09 | 0:32:13 | |
That'd be nice, wouldn't it? That'd be lovely. | 0:32:13 | 0:32:15 | |
-However, if Mark tells this joke and you don't laugh... -Ooh! | 0:32:15 | 0:32:19 | |
..then Mark has done a terrible job | 0:32:19 | 0:32:21 | |
and you get to quiche Mark in the face. | 0:32:21 | 0:32:23 | |
-You get to quiche my face! -OK? | 0:32:23 | 0:32:27 | |
I'm very excited by this one. | 0:32:27 | 0:32:29 | |
What is red and invisible? | 0:32:29 | 0:32:33 | |
I don't know, Mark. What is red and invisible? | 0:32:33 | 0:32:35 | |
No tomatoes. | 0:32:35 | 0:32:38 | |
Quiche him in the face! LAUGHTER | 0:32:39 | 0:32:42 | |
She just lobbed it in your face! HE LAUGHS | 0:32:42 | 0:32:46 | |
Go on, one more time. Actually shove it right in his face. | 0:32:46 | 0:32:48 | |
-Stop talking! -LAUGHTER | 0:32:48 | 0:32:52 | |
Brilliant. Thank you. So, a round of applause for Ashvi. | 0:32:52 | 0:32:55 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:32:55 | 0:32:57 | |
You've been a wonderful audience. | 0:32:57 | 0:32:59 | |
-Thank you so much. -Bye! -AUDIENCE: -Bye! | 0:32:59 | 0:33:02 | |
'So, Sam and Mark fulfilled each element of the challenge, | 0:33:02 | 0:33:05 | |
'but can Jedward do the same and get more laughs?' | 0:33:05 | 0:33:09 | |
Welcome to the stage, Jedward! | 0:33:09 | 0:33:12 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:33:12 | 0:33:15 | |
Erm, hey, guys. I've lost my twin. Seriously, I'm only one act now. | 0:33:15 | 0:33:20 | |
I've gone solo. I really need you all to be quiet. | 0:33:20 | 0:33:22 | |
I've got to order a twin on the phone. | 0:33:22 | 0:33:26 | |
Hello. Erm, I'd like to order a twin. | 0:33:26 | 0:33:28 | |
He has to have really, really cool, spiky hair. | 0:33:28 | 0:33:30 | |
He has to be able to fit into skinny jeans. | 0:33:30 | 0:33:32 | |
Really, really skinny. Like, I mean, like, girls' jeans. | 0:33:32 | 0:33:36 | |
Anyway, he needs to be here ASAP. | 0:33:36 | 0:33:39 | |
CHEERING | 0:33:41 | 0:33:43 | |
-That's right. I'm John. -I'm Edward. -And together... | 0:33:43 | 0:33:46 | |
-BOTH: -Jedward! -CHEERING | 0:33:46 | 0:33:48 | |
'Interesting start.' | 0:33:48 | 0:33:50 | |
"Why aye" noise. Go! | 0:33:50 | 0:33:52 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Why aye! | 0:33:52 | 0:33:54 | |
Wi-Fi, where? Where's the Wi-Fi? | 0:33:54 | 0:33:57 | |
-'What?' -LAUGHTER | 0:33:57 | 0:33:59 | |
# Ice, ice, baby Too cold. # | 0:33:59 | 0:34:02 | |
You don't know that song? All right, stop! | 0:34:02 | 0:34:04 | |
-AUDIENCE MEMBER: -Collaborate and listen. -Yes! | 0:34:04 | 0:34:06 | |
That guy over there, the 40-year-old man knew all the words. | 0:34:06 | 0:34:10 | |
What's a pig's favourite move? | 0:34:10 | 0:34:12 | |
-AUDIENCE: -What? -A pork chop! Wa-cha! | 0:34:12 | 0:34:16 | |
-LAUGHTER -'Brilliant.' | 0:34:16 | 0:34:19 | |
They've told one joke. | 0:34:19 | 0:34:20 | |
And we found this amazing person. | 0:34:20 | 0:34:22 | |
Give it up for the new member of Jedward, Ted! | 0:34:22 | 0:34:26 | |
'No jokes from the public yet, | 0:34:26 | 0:34:27 | |
'but they are bringing someone up on stage - a dog.' | 0:34:27 | 0:34:30 | |
We only met Ted today. | 0:34:30 | 0:34:32 | |
As you can see, Ted has his hand up cos he has a question. | 0:34:32 | 0:34:35 | |
What's his question, John? | 0:34:35 | 0:34:36 | |
All right, John's going to be the translator for Ted. | 0:34:36 | 0:34:40 | |
What does he want to say? | 0:34:40 | 0:34:42 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Aw! | 0:34:42 | 0:34:44 | |
-HIGH-PITCHED VOICE: -'Hey, everybody. It's me, Ted. I'm a Chihuahua.' | 0:34:44 | 0:34:48 | |
-What's better - Ted or an avocado? -AUDIENCE: -Ted! | 0:34:48 | 0:34:53 | |
'I'm so happy. Thank you so much. You guys are the best!' | 0:34:53 | 0:34:57 | |
These are for Ted. We're going to have a great party backstage. | 0:34:57 | 0:35:00 | |
And you can't go backstage cos you don't have any backstage passes. | 0:35:00 | 0:35:03 | |
'He's off!' | 0:35:03 | 0:35:04 | |
When I was actually backstage, there was a girl back there | 0:35:04 | 0:35:06 | |
and she had a frog on her head. Do you know what her name was? | 0:35:06 | 0:35:08 | |
-AUDIENCE: -What? -Lily. | 0:35:08 | 0:35:10 | |
-LAUGHTER -'Blimey, a joke!' | 0:35:10 | 0:35:13 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:35:13 | 0:35:16 | |
Newcastle, you have been out of this world. Thank you, bye. | 0:35:16 | 0:35:19 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:35:19 | 0:35:21 | |
'Not sure those gags came from the people of Newcastle, | 0:35:21 | 0:35:25 | |
'but will Ted alone win it for them?' | 0:35:25 | 0:35:27 | |
The challenge was they had to do at least one animal joke. | 0:35:27 | 0:35:30 | |
They fulfilled that. | 0:35:30 | 0:35:31 | |
They needed to use at least one prop, | 0:35:31 | 0:35:33 | |
and they both needed to bring someone on stage. | 0:35:33 | 0:35:37 | |
-Did they both do that? -AUDIENCE: -No! | 0:35:37 | 0:35:40 | |
-No, exactly. Now... -We had a dog! | 0:35:40 | 0:35:44 | |
Yeah, but it's not a someone, is it? | 0:35:44 | 0:35:46 | |
-So, I'm afraid I have deducted points. -Oh, no, no! | 0:35:46 | 0:35:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:35:50 | 0:35:52 | |
I thought, Sam and Mark, you had some very strong jokes. | 0:35:52 | 0:35:55 | |
I thought the quiche in the face was probably the best joke I saw today. | 0:35:55 | 0:35:58 | |
So, on that note, I'm going to have to make the winners Sam and Mark! | 0:35:58 | 0:36:03 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:36:03 | 0:36:06 | |
You have finished in first place. Here we go. | 0:36:06 | 0:36:09 | |
This goes to the winners, Sam and Mark. | 0:36:09 | 0:36:11 | |
'Worthy winners, I'm sure you'll agree.' | 0:36:11 | 0:36:13 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:36:16 | 0:36:19 | |
We are Bars and Melody, | 0:36:19 | 0:36:20 | |
and we suggest you watch Sam and Mark's big Friday Wind-Up. | 0:36:20 | 0:36:23 | |
But only if you've really got nothing better to do. | 0:36:23 | 0:36:26 | |
VO: Right, everyone. Turn to page 22 of your wind-up textbooks. | 0:36:29 | 0:36:33 | |
Mr Sweaty Socks Nixon and Mr Sweaty Trousers Rhodes have caught | 0:36:33 | 0:36:37 | |
more embarrassing parents at it. Max's dad | 0:36:37 | 0:36:40 | |
tells the world's worst jokes. | 0:36:40 | 0:36:42 | |
Abigail's mum giggles like a lovestruck ninny whenever she | 0:36:42 | 0:36:46 | |
sees Gary Barlow, Courtney's mum dances to Justin Bieber in the car. | 0:36:46 | 0:36:51 | |
Georgia's mum fell through a deckchair in full view | 0:36:51 | 0:36:55 | |
of the public and James' mum once kicked a football | 0:36:55 | 0:36:58 | |
and her shoe fell off over the fence. | 0:36:58 | 0:37:01 | |
It's the School Of Shame. | 0:37:01 | 0:37:02 | |
-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE -Right! | 0:37:02 | 0:37:04 | |
Max, Abigail, Courtney, Georgia and James, we're giving you | 0:37:04 | 0:37:07 | |
the chance to get your own back | 0:37:07 | 0:37:09 | |
on these naughty, naughty parents, right? | 0:37:09 | 0:37:11 | |
In the process, | 0:37:11 | 0:37:13 | |
one of you will be going home with a fantastic prize, a tablet! | 0:37:13 | 0:37:17 | |
-AUDIENCE: -Ooh! -DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:37:17 | 0:37:18 | |
Yeah. We're about to play a game of musical chairs, with a difference. | 0:37:19 | 0:37:23 | |
The difference being that your parents | 0:37:23 | 0:37:25 | |
could be getting covered in slop. | 0:37:25 | 0:37:28 | |
LIGHTNING AND DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:37:28 | 0:37:29 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:37:29 | 0:37:30 | |
-Juniors, are you ready? -JUNIORS: -Yes! -That's right. | 0:37:32 | 0:37:36 | |
-Seniors, are you ready? SENIORS: -Yes! | 0:37:36 | 0:37:39 | |
In that case, Mrs Stevenson, take it away. | 0:37:39 | 0:37:43 | |
MUSIC: LAMBETH WALK by Noel Gay | 0:37:43 | 0:37:46 | |
SLOW HANDCLAP | 0:37:46 | 0:37:48 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:37:56 | 0:37:58 | |
Right. | 0:37:58 | 0:37:59 | |
Max, write down the number chair you think your parent isn't sat on. | 0:37:59 | 0:38:02 | |
And to remind everyone at home, | 0:38:02 | 0:38:04 | |
could Max's parent please raise their hand? | 0:38:04 | 0:38:07 | |
Thank you very much. | 0:38:07 | 0:38:08 | |
And reveal to us all, what number chair do you think your parent | 0:38:09 | 0:38:13 | |
isn't sat on? Number four. | 0:38:13 | 0:38:15 | |
Interesting. | 0:38:15 | 0:38:17 | |
OK, well, it's time to see if you're right. Juniors, turn round. | 0:38:17 | 0:38:21 | |
You were right! | 0:38:21 | 0:38:23 | |
-It's James' mum! -Sorry, sorry, love. | 0:38:25 | 0:38:28 | |
-You've got a bit on your hair there. -Oh, no problem. | 0:38:28 | 0:38:32 | |
Which means we have to say goodbye to James and James' mum. | 0:38:32 | 0:38:34 | |
See you later, guys! APPLAUSE | 0:38:34 | 0:38:36 | |
All right. So, chair number four is out of the game. | 0:38:39 | 0:38:44 | |
We have four seniors left, four juniors left, Mrs Stevenson, | 0:38:44 | 0:38:48 | |
take it away. | 0:38:48 | 0:38:49 | |
MUSIC AND SLOW HANDCLAP RESUMES | 0:38:49 | 0:38:51 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:38:59 | 0:39:01 | |
All right, Abigail. We're coming to you next. | 0:39:01 | 0:39:03 | |
I need you to write down the number chair you think your parent | 0:39:03 | 0:39:06 | |
isn't sitting on. | 0:39:06 | 0:39:07 | |
Remember, number four has gone, so we have one, two, three or five. | 0:39:07 | 0:39:11 | |
To remind everyone at home, | 0:39:11 | 0:39:13 | |
could Abigail's parent, please, raise their hand? OK. | 0:39:13 | 0:39:16 | |
Reveal to us all, which number chair do you think your parent | 0:39:16 | 0:39:20 | |
isn't sat in? | 0:39:20 | 0:39:22 | |
Chair number three. | 0:39:22 | 0:39:24 | |
It's time to see if you're your right. Juniors, turn round. | 0:39:25 | 0:39:28 | |
Oh, you were right! It's Georgia's mum! | 0:39:28 | 0:39:31 | |
APPLAUSE Oh... | 0:39:31 | 0:39:34 | |
Which means we have to say goodbye to Georgia | 0:39:35 | 0:39:37 | |
and Georgia's mum. Sorry. | 0:39:37 | 0:39:39 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:39:39 | 0:39:40 | |
There are now just three cheers remaining. Chair one, two and five. | 0:39:43 | 0:39:47 | |
Mrs Stevenson, take it away. | 0:39:47 | 0:39:50 | |
MUSIC AND HANDCLAP RESUMES | 0:39:50 | 0:39:52 | |
BELL RINGS Ooh, that was quick, that was quick. | 0:39:53 | 0:39:56 | |
Right, I'm coming to you, Courtney. | 0:39:56 | 0:39:59 | |
I would like you to write down the number chair you think your | 0:39:59 | 0:40:03 | |
parent isn't sat on. Either chair one, two or five. | 0:40:03 | 0:40:06 | |
To remind everyone at home, | 0:40:06 | 0:40:08 | |
could Courtney's parents please raise their hand. OK. | 0:40:08 | 0:40:10 | |
Courtney, please, reveal the chair you think your parent isn't sat on. | 0:40:10 | 0:40:15 | |
Number two. Let's see if you're right. | 0:40:15 | 0:40:18 | |
You were right! | 0:40:18 | 0:40:20 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:40:20 | 0:40:21 | |
That was Abigail's mum. | 0:40:23 | 0:40:25 | |
So, unfortunately, we have to say goodbye to Abigail | 0:40:25 | 0:40:27 | |
-and Abigail's mum. Sorry, guys. -Sorry! | 0:40:27 | 0:40:30 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:40:30 | 0:40:31 | |
Right, then. It's the final round. We're going back to you, Max. | 0:40:34 | 0:40:38 | |
Mrs Stevenson, take it away. | 0:40:38 | 0:40:41 | |
BELL RINGS | 0:40:50 | 0:40:51 | |
Stay facing forward, Juniors. Stay facing forward. | 0:40:51 | 0:40:54 | |
Max, we're going back to you. There's only two chairs remaining, | 0:40:54 | 0:40:57 | |
one and five. | 0:40:57 | 0:40:59 | |
Which chair do you think your parent isn't sat in? | 0:40:59 | 0:41:03 | |
Could Max's parent, please, raise their hand? | 0:41:05 | 0:41:09 | |
Please. | 0:41:09 | 0:41:10 | |
OK, Max, please reveal the number chair you think your parent | 0:41:10 | 0:41:13 | |
isn't sat on. | 0:41:13 | 0:41:15 | |
Number five. | 0:41:15 | 0:41:16 | |
If you've got this right, | 0:41:16 | 0:41:18 | |
you win the tablet. | 0:41:18 | 0:41:21 | |
Is number five your parent? Turn around. | 0:41:22 | 0:41:24 | |
It isn't! | 0:41:24 | 0:41:26 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hey, hey, hey! | 0:41:26 | 0:41:29 | |
That means we do have our winners. | 0:41:31 | 0:41:33 | |
Congratulations, Max and Max's dad, you win the tablet, Max. Yes! | 0:41:33 | 0:41:37 | |
APPLAUSE AND DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:41:37 | 0:41:39 | |
Unlucky, unlucky everybody else. | 0:41:39 | 0:41:40 | |
But don't worry, you'll get a tail and a goody bag. | 0:41:40 | 0:41:42 | |
You will indeed, everyone gets a goody bag. | 0:41:42 | 0:41:44 | |
And I've got to say, Max's dad, you got away scot free, | 0:41:44 | 0:41:46 | |
look how clean you are. You must feel pretty good, yeah? | 0:41:46 | 0:41:49 | |
-He's happy. -You've got a little bit on your head, though. | 0:41:49 | 0:41:52 | |
Oh! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:41:52 | 0:41:54 | |
Just a little bit, just a little bit there. Sorry, Max. Sorry, sorry! | 0:41:54 | 0:41:59 | |
-It's good slop. -Oh! -It's good slop, that. You can't waste it. | 0:41:59 | 0:42:03 | |
Everybody, one more time, give a massive round of applause | 0:42:03 | 0:42:06 | |
to all our pupils in the School Of Shame. | 0:42:06 | 0:42:08 | |
LOUD CHEERING | 0:42:08 | 0:42:09 | |
Hi, I'm critically-ignored | 0:42:11 | 0:42:12 | |
Z-list children's television presenter Ian Stirling, | 0:42:12 | 0:42:15 | |
and when I'm not making sarcastic wisecracks, I watch Sam | 0:42:15 | 0:42:18 | |
and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up. | 0:42:18 | 0:42:19 | |
Unfortunately, that was one of my sarcastic wisecracks. | 0:42:19 | 0:42:23 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:42:23 | 0:42:24 | |
Now, we're just a few moments away from our final game, Ball Fall. | 0:42:24 | 0:42:29 | |
But before that, remember our amazing dancer | 0:42:29 | 0:42:31 | |
from the top of the show, Ellie? | 0:42:31 | 0:42:33 | |
Do you remember she's a massive fan of The Next Step? | 0:42:33 | 0:42:35 | |
Yes, well, all through the show, Simeon Qsyea | 0:42:35 | 0:42:37 | |
from Taking The Next Step has been helping her with a special routine | 0:42:37 | 0:42:41 | |
she's about to perform. Simeon, how's it gone? | 0:42:41 | 0:42:43 | |
It was absolutely amazing. She's done... | 0:42:43 | 0:42:45 | |
-I just can't wait to show you guys how well she has done. -Exciting. | 0:42:45 | 0:42:49 | |
-Is she nervous? -She is a bit nervous. | 0:42:49 | 0:42:51 | |
I feel like she'll overcome the nerves, cos her performance | 0:42:51 | 0:42:53 | |
-is so strong, so she's going to be brilliant. -Beautiful. | 0:42:53 | 0:42:55 | |
-And we'll give her some support, won't we, guys? -Yes! | 0:42:55 | 0:42:58 | |
-Beautiful. -Nice one. -Well, the time has finally come. | 0:42:58 | 0:43:00 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Ellie! | 0:43:00 | 0:43:03 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:43:03 | 0:43:05 | |
MUSIC: Thinking Out Loud by Ed Sheeran | 0:43:05 | 0:43:08 | |
# When your legs don't work like they used to before... | 0:43:12 | 0:43:16 | |
CHEERING | 0:43:16 | 0:43:18 | |
# And I can't sweep you off of your feet... | 0:43:18 | 0:43:21 | |
# Darling, I will be loving you | 0:43:21 | 0:43:27 | |
# Till we're 70... | 0:43:27 | 0:43:30 | |
WHOOPING AND APPLAUSE | 0:43:32 | 0:43:34 | |
# Baby, my heart | 0:43:34 | 0:43:37 | |
# Could still fall as hard at 23 | 0:43:37 | 0:43:41 | |
# And I'm thinking about how | 0:43:45 | 0:43:47 | |
# We found love right where we are | 0:43:47 | 0:43:52 | |
# Baby, we found love right where we are | 0:43:53 | 0:43:59 | |
# We found love right where we are. # | 0:43:59 | 0:44:05 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:08 | 0:44:09 | |
Wow. Whoo! | 0:44:10 | 0:44:12 | |
Well done, Ellie. | 0:44:12 | 0:44:15 | |
-Congratulations. -How was that for you? | 0:44:15 | 0:44:18 | |
-Very good. -Yeah? Did you enjoy it? -Yeah. -Simeon, how did she do? | 0:44:18 | 0:44:21 | |
She's done amazingly well. | 0:44:21 | 0:44:23 | |
Like, I have to say, what we've done in the studio compared to what | 0:44:23 | 0:44:25 | |
you've actually done on the floor was like steps above. | 0:44:25 | 0:44:28 | |
I feel like the audience again, | 0:44:28 | 0:44:29 | |
that energy from them really brought it out for you, so proud of you. | 0:44:29 | 0:44:32 | |
Do you reckon she could be in The Next Step? | 0:44:32 | 0:44:34 | |
-You definitely can be in The Next Step. -Yes! | 0:44:34 | 0:44:36 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:36 | 0:44:37 | |
Wow. Well done. That was absolutely fantastic. | 0:44:37 | 0:44:40 | |
Give it up one more time for Ellie and Simeon. | 0:44:40 | 0:44:43 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:43 | 0:44:45 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:44:50 | 0:44:52 | |
We've come to the final game of the show. | 0:44:53 | 0:44:56 | |
-A battle of wits, strategy and balls. -Let's welcome back our teams. | 0:44:56 | 0:45:00 | |
It's Arabella's family! | 0:45:00 | 0:45:02 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:45:02 | 0:45:04 | |
And Ruby Jo's family! | 0:45:04 | 0:45:07 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:45:07 | 0:45:09 | |
OK, let's explain the rules. | 0:45:09 | 0:45:10 | |
Above our teams is a tank of balls, just waiting to drop on them. | 0:45:10 | 0:45:13 | |
We'll be asking you questions, each worth 1,500 bulls. | 0:45:13 | 0:45:17 | |
Get your question right and those balls will fall on a member | 0:45:17 | 0:45:20 | |
of the opposing team. | 0:45:20 | 0:45:21 | |
But get it wrong and the balls will fall on you! | 0:45:21 | 0:45:24 | |
THEY LAUGH MANIACALLY | 0:45:24 | 0:45:26 | |
Each player's cubicle can hold up to 3,000 balls, | 0:45:28 | 0:45:32 | |
so it's two strikes and you're buried. | 0:45:32 | 0:45:35 | |
Basically, the first team to be totally covered loses. | 0:45:35 | 0:45:37 | |
And the winning team will go home with tonight's star prize, | 0:45:37 | 0:45:40 | |
a games console! | 0:45:40 | 0:45:42 | |
WHOOPING | 0:45:42 | 0:45:44 | |
Remember, if at any time you want to get out of the tank... | 0:45:44 | 0:45:46 | |
-ALL: -Push the door behind you! | 0:45:46 | 0:45:49 | |
-Catching on! -It is. Right, here we go. | 0:45:49 | 0:45:51 | |
Arabella's team, we're starting with you | 0:45:51 | 0:45:53 | |
- and the question is for you, Jason... | 0:45:53 | 0:45:55 | |
What is the name of the film and musical | 0:45:55 | 0:45:58 | |
about a miner's son who wishes to become a ballet dancer? | 0:45:58 | 0:46:02 | |
Billy Elliot. | 0:46:04 | 0:46:05 | |
That's the right answer. | 0:46:05 | 0:46:07 | |
Which means you get to nominate. Which member of Ruby Jo's team, | 0:46:07 | 0:46:12 | |
-five, six, seven or eight? -Number six. | 0:46:12 | 0:46:15 | |
-Number six, the balls have landed on you, Andy. -Poor Andy. | 0:46:15 | 0:46:19 | |
MUSIC AND HANDCLAP | 0:46:19 | 0:46:22 | |
He's had a shocker today, Andy. OK, Ruby Jo, this is your question... | 0:46:26 | 0:46:31 | |
Who won The Voice UK in 2016? | 0:46:31 | 0:46:36 | |
-I don't know. -No? It's Kevin Simm. | 0:46:39 | 0:46:42 | |
Which means the balls are dropping on number five. | 0:46:42 | 0:46:46 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:46:54 | 0:46:56 | |
Right, back over here. Summer, this question is for you. | 0:46:56 | 0:47:00 | |
Who painted the Mona Lisa? | 0:47:00 | 0:47:04 | |
Pass. | 0:47:04 | 0:47:06 | |
-Fair enough. -He's good artist, Pass. | 0:47:07 | 0:47:10 | |
The right answer was Leonardo da Vinci. | 0:47:10 | 0:47:13 | |
Oh! Which means, number two, the balls are landing on you. | 0:47:13 | 0:47:16 | |
Smiling all the way through it. | 0:47:19 | 0:47:21 | |
OK, next question is for you, Andy. | 0:47:24 | 0:47:27 | |
What is the name of this song? | 0:47:27 | 0:47:30 | |
# But the answer is no, no | 0:47:30 | 0:47:33 | |
# Why you got to be so... # | 0:47:33 | 0:47:35 | |
So Good? | 0:47:38 | 0:47:39 | |
So Good? | 0:47:39 | 0:47:40 | |
So Bad. | 0:47:40 | 0:47:42 | |
It's actually... it's Rude by Magic. | 0:47:42 | 0:47:45 | |
-I can't wait for their second single. -I'm waiting for that. | 0:47:45 | 0:47:48 | |
Which means that the balls are falling on you, number six. | 0:47:48 | 0:47:50 | |
-Sorry, Andy. See you later. -Bye, Andy! | 0:47:50 | 0:47:53 | |
Give the thumbs up, Andy. | 0:48:02 | 0:48:04 | |
Hurray! | 0:48:04 | 0:48:06 | |
-Awesome! -Right, Jan, here comes your question. | 0:48:08 | 0:48:13 | |
Crawl, backstroke and butterfly are different methods in which sport? | 0:48:13 | 0:48:17 | |
Swimming. | 0:48:17 | 0:48:18 | |
That is the correct answer, Jan. | 0:48:18 | 0:48:21 | |
Which means you get to nominate a member of the opposing team. | 0:48:21 | 0:48:24 | |
-Five, seven or eight. Who is it going to be? -Five. -Number five. | 0:48:24 | 0:48:28 | |
Which means, Ruby-Jo, you're out of the game. | 0:48:28 | 0:48:31 | |
Give us a wave, Ruby-Jo. | 0:48:35 | 0:48:37 | |
-There she is, she's at the top there. -There she is. There we go. | 0:48:45 | 0:48:48 | |
Right, next question is for you, Rosie. | 0:48:51 | 0:48:53 | |
Who is the author of the Harry Potter books? | 0:48:53 | 0:48:57 | |
I don't know. | 0:49:00 | 0:49:02 | |
It's JK Rowling. | 0:49:02 | 0:49:05 | |
Which means it's going on you, number seven. | 0:49:05 | 0:49:08 | |
The balls are coming onto you. | 0:49:08 | 0:49:10 | |
Right, OK, back over to this team. | 0:49:18 | 0:49:21 | |
Arabella, it's time for your question, and here it is. | 0:49:21 | 0:49:25 | |
Which girl band released a song called Black Magic in 2015? | 0:49:25 | 0:49:30 | |
Is it Little Mix? | 0:49:30 | 0:49:31 | |
That's the right answer! | 0:49:32 | 0:49:34 | |
Which means you get to nominate a member of the opposing team. | 0:49:36 | 0:49:39 | |
Who's it's going to be? We've got seven or eight. | 0:49:39 | 0:49:41 | |
-Seven. -Oh, no! | 0:49:41 | 0:49:44 | |
Seven. That means, Rosie, you're out of the game, sorry. | 0:49:44 | 0:49:48 | |
-Bye! -Bye! | 0:49:48 | 0:49:49 | |
-She's in there. -She's in there somewhere. | 0:50:01 | 0:50:04 | |
Next question is for you, Kirstie. | 0:50:04 | 0:50:07 | |
What does Paddington Bear keep in his hat in case of an emergency? | 0:50:08 | 0:50:11 | |
Oh, marmalade. | 0:50:14 | 0:50:17 | |
I'm going to give you that, it's marmalade sandwiches, | 0:50:17 | 0:50:20 | |
but it's marmalade-based, so we'll give you that. | 0:50:20 | 0:50:22 | |
All right, so it means, Kirstie, | 0:50:22 | 0:50:24 | |
you can pick one, two, three or four. What are you going for? | 0:50:24 | 0:50:27 | |
I feel a bit tight cos she's little, but I'm going to have | 0:50:27 | 0:50:30 | |
to go for number two... No, I'll go for number one. | 0:50:30 | 0:50:33 | |
Oh, she's changed her mind at the last minute. Sorry, Jason. | 0:50:33 | 0:50:37 | |
Right, OK, Jason, this next question is for you. | 0:50:43 | 0:50:47 | |
What number do you add to 67 to make 114? | 0:50:47 | 0:50:53 | |
60. | 0:50:57 | 0:50:59 | |
That's the wrong answer. It's 47. | 0:51:01 | 0:51:04 | |
Which means the balls are falling on you, Jason. Goodbye! | 0:51:04 | 0:51:08 | |
Oh! Double thumbs up. Double thumbs up. | 0:51:14 | 0:51:16 | |
OK, next question is for you, Kirstie, | 0:51:16 | 0:51:19 | |
because we've only got you left. OK. | 0:51:19 | 0:51:22 | |
Which Ed Sheeran song won Song of the Year at the 2016 Grammy Awards? | 0:51:22 | 0:51:30 | |
Oh, it's on the tip of my tongue and I can't think of it. | 0:51:31 | 0:51:34 | |
-I'm going to have to hurry you, I'm afraid. -I can't think of it, no. | 0:51:38 | 0:51:42 | |
-Oh, I will when you say it. -I think you're going to kick yourself. | 0:51:42 | 0:51:45 | |
It's Thinking Out Loud. | 0:51:45 | 0:51:47 | |
Which means the balls are falling on you, number eight. | 0:51:47 | 0:51:50 | |
Oh, deary me. Right, OK. So, we're back to Summer. | 0:51:57 | 0:52:02 | |
Now, Summer, if you get this question right, | 0:52:02 | 0:52:04 | |
you can only nominate Kirstie on the end there | 0:52:04 | 0:52:07 | |
and you guys will win, so no pressure, here we go. | 0:52:07 | 0:52:11 | |
Who is Peter Parker's alter ego? | 0:52:11 | 0:52:15 | |
-Pass. -No idea? | 0:52:19 | 0:52:20 | |
-No. -Are you passing? | 0:52:20 | 0:52:22 | |
It's Spider-Man, which means, number two, the balls are falling on you. | 0:52:22 | 0:52:26 | |
Hurray! | 0:52:36 | 0:52:38 | |
All right, Kirstie, this is to stay in the game. | 0:52:39 | 0:52:44 | |
How many sides does a hexagon have? | 0:52:44 | 0:52:47 | |
Oh. | 0:52:47 | 0:52:48 | |
Six. | 0:52:51 | 0:52:52 | |
You're right to say six. | 0:52:52 | 0:52:54 | |
Which means - it's getting close now - | 0:52:54 | 0:52:57 | |
-it's either three or four. What are you going for? -Three. | 0:52:57 | 0:53:00 | |
You're going for three. OK, the balls are falling on you, Jan. | 0:53:00 | 0:53:03 | |
Right, OK. You get this right, Jan, you'll be the winners. | 0:53:10 | 0:53:15 | |
Who plays Jack Sparrow in the Pirates Of The Caribbean series? | 0:53:16 | 0:53:20 | |
Oh, I know it. | 0:53:21 | 0:53:23 | |
Johnny Depp. | 0:53:24 | 0:53:26 | |
That's the right answer. | 0:53:26 | 0:53:28 | |
Which means, unfortunately, number eight, Kirstie, | 0:53:30 | 0:53:33 | |
the balls are falling on you. | 0:53:33 | 0:53:36 | |
-Bye, Kirstie! -Bye! | 0:53:37 | 0:53:40 | |
Let's see your thumbs up. | 0:53:43 | 0:53:45 | |
Hurray! | 0:53:46 | 0:53:48 | |
So, unlucky, guys. That means that Ruby-Jo, | 0:53:49 | 0:53:52 | |
your team, you didn't win. Shall we release the balls? | 0:53:52 | 0:53:55 | |
-Let's release the balls. -Release the balls. | 0:53:55 | 0:53:57 | |
Push the balls out, everyone, push the balls out. | 0:53:57 | 0:53:59 | |
-You can't push that many out. -Pushed them out, push them out. | 0:53:59 | 0:54:02 | |
Ahh-aah! | 0:54:02 | 0:54:04 | |
But I've got to say, Ruby-Jo's team, you're not going home empty-handed, | 0:54:06 | 0:54:09 | |
we're going to give you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags. | 0:54:09 | 0:54:12 | |
Is that all right, Ruby-Jo? | 0:54:12 | 0:54:14 | |
Excellent. Nice work. | 0:54:14 | 0:54:15 | |
Brilliant. But your winners are Arabella's team! | 0:54:15 | 0:54:19 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:54:19 | 0:54:22 | |
Fantastic. That means you're going home with tonight's star prize - | 0:54:23 | 0:54:27 | |
-the games console. -CHEERING | 0:54:27 | 0:54:30 | |
-Yes! -They look very happy. Are you happy, Arabella? | 0:54:30 | 0:54:33 | |
-Yes! -Yeah! | 0:54:33 | 0:54:35 | |
Lovely, OK, let's hear it one more time for both our fantastic teams. | 0:54:35 | 0:54:39 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:54:39 | 0:54:41 | |
That's almost it from us, but before we go, there's just time | 0:54:41 | 0:54:44 | |
to say thank you to everyone we've surprised tonight. | 0:54:44 | 0:54:47 | |
-Watch your step. -I know, it's slippy. | 0:54:47 | 0:54:49 | |
A big thank you to all our guests. Hacker T Dog. | 0:54:49 | 0:54:51 | |
A round of applause. | 0:54:51 | 0:54:53 | |
Simeon Qsyea. And of course Jedward. | 0:54:53 | 0:54:55 | |
And a massive thank you to our wonderful Wind-Up audience. | 0:54:55 | 0:54:58 | |
-Give yourselves a round of applause. -Thank you so much. | 0:54:58 | 0:55:01 | |
-Thank you to you for watching, have a lovely weekend. -Take care. | 0:55:01 | 0:55:04 | |
# Funny how the night-time | 0:55:04 | 0:55:06 | |
# Brings to light a darker side of me | 0:55:06 | 0:55:10 | |
# And I never found the right lines | 0:55:14 | 0:55:16 | |
# I'm always saying things that I don't mean | 0:55:16 | 0:55:21 | |
# And I know I'll never make time | 0:55:23 | 0:55:26 | |
# It's only now that I've begun to see | 0:55:26 | 0:55:30 | |
# Oh-oh | 0:55:30 | 0:55:33 | |
# While I was out there searching | 0:55:34 | 0:55:36 | |
# What I'm searching for is right in front of me | 0:55:36 | 0:55:40 | |
# Yeah | 0:55:40 | 0:55:42 | |
# So we can take this night | 0:55:42 | 0:55:46 | |
# To redefine what made us | 0:55:46 | 0:55:51 | |
# Oh, cos it's so clear now | 0:55:53 | 0:55:57 | |
# What I couldn't see back then | 0:55:57 | 0:56:00 | |
# Yeah | 0:56:00 | 0:56:01 | |
# So if I can take it back | 0:56:02 | 0:56:05 | |
# If I can take it back | 0:56:07 | 0:56:11 | |
# I'd say I'm sorry for the stupid things I said | 0:56:12 | 0:56:17 | |
# If you forgive me, babe I won't forget | 0:56:18 | 0:56:22 | |
# If I could take it back | 0:56:22 | 0:56:24 | |
# If I could take it back | 0:56:27 | 0:56:30 | |
# I'd say I'm sorry for the stupid things I said | 0:56:32 | 0:56:36 | |
# If you forgive me, babe I won't forget | 0:56:37 | 0:56:41 | |
# If I could take back all I know | 0:56:42 | 0:56:44 | |
# I wouldn't ever let you go | 0:56:44 | 0:56:47 | |
# I wouldn't want to let you be alone | 0:56:47 | 0:56:50 | |
# If I could take back all I said | 0:56:51 | 0:56:54 | |
# Then pick it up and start again | 0:56:54 | 0:56:56 | |
# You know that I can't do this on my own | 0:56:56 | 0:57:00 | |
# So, baby, take me back | 0:57:00 | 0:57:02 | |
# If I could take it back, yeah | 0:57:05 | 0:57:09 | |
# I'd say I'm sorry for the stupid things I said | 0:57:10 | 0:57:14 | |
# If you forgive me, babe I won't forget | 0:57:15 | 0:57:19 | |
# If I could take it back | 0:57:19 | 0:57:21 | |
# If I could take it back | 0:57:24 | 0:57:27 | |
# Yeah | 0:57:27 | 0:57:29 | |
# I'd say I'm sorry for the stupid things I said | 0:57:29 | 0:57:33 | |
# I'm sorry for the stupid things I did | 0:57:34 | 0:57:38 | |
# So come on, take me back. # | 0:57:38 | 0:57:40 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:57:40 | 0:57:42 |