Kevin Simm Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

What did this man do when no-one was looking?

What did this woman... No. Not her, two along!

Yes, you!

What's your game?

And what's this man's secret?

I'll tell you - he's buying everyone an ice cream!

Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

It's Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!

Wowsers! It's Sam and Mark!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

Oh, yeah! Hey, have we got a great show for you!

In a moment, we'll be transporting someone here

to the world of make believe.

-AUDIENCE:

-Woo-oo!

We'll also be punishing the UK's most embarrassing parents

and playing a game of Karasoake!

-AUDIENCE:

-Woo-oo!

And find out what happened when we played a very entertaining game

of In Yer House.

I want good posture.

Keep your back straight.

TANGO MUSIC PLAYS

SAM LAUGHS

-AUDIENCE:

-Woo-oo!

-It was a good one.

-It was a good one.

On top of all that, we'll have music and chat

-from the brilliant Kevin Simm.

-Yes!

I love that man's voice.

Love it. But now, remember, on this show, no-one is safe.

That's right. We know everything about every single one of you.

For example, Caitlin, you can bend your arm in a very strange way.

Show us, will you?

SAM AND MARK SHRIEK

-It bent the other way!

-Yeugh!

Kadija, we know that you love chocolate pancakes.

Well, look behind you!

-Oh!

-Here it is!

Yes, we're giving you loads to munch on during the show.

-Go on, take them.

-You can have them.

-Enjoy them.

Look at that. Look at her face!

Give it up for yourselves, the Wind-Up audience!

Now, time for a little bit of magic.

Mark and I shall attempt to pull a rabbit out of this hat.

Hmm.

-Oh!

-That's not a rabbit.

-No.

Ooh! That's not a rabbit.

Oh, oh, oh!

Uh...

Hang on, that's not a rabbit. This is not working.

I think we need to find someone with a real talent for magic.

Indeed. And that person is...

DRUMROLL

-M...

-Oh!

-..O...

-Oh?

-..L...

-Oh?

-..L...

-Oh!

..Y!

-Molly!

-Molly.

That's right, Molly from Manchester. Stay right there,

-because we're coming for you!

-Here we go.

-Hi, Molly.

-How are you?

-Good.

-Excellent. Now, Molly,

tell us all about the magic that you do at home.

I like to do magic with cards because my mum and dad

-really like it.

-Do they?

-Yeah.

-Is this your mum and dad?

-Yeah.

-May I say, what a handsome man you are.

-Thank you very much.

You're lovely as well, Mum, but this guy, what a dreamboat!

Easy, tiger. Now, Molly, do you reckon you can do a magic trick

-with these cards I've got here?

-Yeah.

-Would you do that for us?

-We all want to see a magic trick, don't we, guys? ALL:

-Yeah!

Show us what you've got.

Tell me when to stop.

-OK, we'll tell you when to stop.

-Stop.

Take the card that you stopped at.

-Can we look at it?

-Yeah.

-Can we show everyone at home?

-Don't look.

Show everyone at home.

OK. Yeah, good.

Is it the five of hearts?

-It's the five of hearts!

-How did you do that?!

Straight in there, as well. I love that.

-Brilliant.

-Nice work.

Well, Molly, we have got a bit of a surprise for you

because you don't know this,

but you are about to get a masterclass from a top magician.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Fergus Flanagan!

CHEERING

-Hey, mate.

-How are you?

-Very well.

-What did you think of Molly's magic?

-That was great.

-What a start! I don't need to do any work!

Now, we need you.

Tell us what you're going to be doing with Molly.

Well, we are going to head off for a magic masterclass

and we're going to come back at the end of the show

-and do a magic trick for everyone in the audience!

-Yay!

-You've got your cards.

-That sound good, Molly?

-Yeah.

So, basically, you're the big performance at the end of the show.

No pressure. You guys best go off and start rehearsing.

Give it up for Molly and Fergus!

Thank you very much.

Now, after that,

after all that excitement, I've got a special bedtime story

-for everybody.

-Oh, that's nice!

-There's no sleeping allowed, all right?

-No sleeping, guys. OK?

Once upon a time, there was a girl with long brown hair,

who was wearing a navy-blue dress, she came from Glasgow

and her name was Charlotte.

-You all right, Charlotte?!

-How are you doing?

-I'm good.

-Did you like our story?

-Yes.

-Thanks.

Now, Charlotte, we have heard that you a bit of a budding writer.

-Yeah.

-Who inspires you the most?

JK Rowling.

Oh, she's not bad, is she(?)

And it's not just writing that you do, is it?

-You're actually a martial arts expert, aren't you?

-I do karate.

-Ooh!

-Don't smash my face in!

Banter!

Charlotte, we are going to put your writing and maybe your karate skills

to the test in a game that we like to call...

-BOTH:

-Book-R-Roo!

-Come on.

-Come on, Charlotte.

Welcome to Sam and Mark's Story Headquarters.

Charlotte, get yourself nice and comfortable

-in that lovely storytelling chair.

-She is!

-Are you comfy?

-Yes.

-It's a bit warm near this fire, though, innit?

-Whoo!

Anyway, here's how it works.

We are going to give you 75 seconds to tell us all a lovely story,

and it must start with the classic line "once upon a time".

But there is a catch.

Every 15 seconds, I'll be holding up a card telling you

the style of the story.

It could be anything. A comedy, a tragedy

or even a historical novella.

At the same time, I will be holding up a card with the word on it

that you must seamlessly weave into the story.

You are starting with five prizes for the Wind-Up prize stash,

-but every time you hesitate, you will lose a prize, OK?

-OK.

-Cool.

-Are you sitting comfortably?

-Yes.

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-Beautiful.

Then let's begin with

a romantic story...

About a thunderstorm.

Once upon a time, there was thundercloud named Bob,

and Bob just wanted a partner.

He wanted someone to live with,

and so he, one day, gently drifted into the sky

to try and meet another cloud.

-Brilliant. OK. Horror.

-Banana.

Suddenly, bananas jumped out of the sky

and started attacking him ferociously.

Yes, and then more bananas came down.

He was surrounded by more and more and more,

-and then...

-Oh, no.

-Sci-fi!

-Birthday!

Then he realised it was his birthday,

and so he realised that he definitely needed

to celebrate himself, and what better way to do that

but by watching his favourite kind of movie

-with aliens...

-Comedy.

-Rapper!

And then he started just rapping

and then he started just falling out the sky

and then realised that he couldn't really fly much longer

and then he just started to fall and fall and fall

-out of...

-Thriller.

-Snail.

-SCARY VOICE:

-And then the snail came.

And the snail was wearing a dark coat,

and the snail just crept closer and closer and...

KLAXON BLARES

CHEERING

-Well...

-Wow!

-Well...

That was an amazing story.

I especially liked the snail in a dark coat.

-I've got to say, well done, no hesitation there.

-No.

-You're a pro.

You have all five prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash.

It gets better. Now there's a chance for you to win the star prize,

and check this out. It's a trip to the Harry Potter Film Tour.

What do you think of that?

-AUDIENCE:

-Woo-oo!

-She likes it, I think.

-She likes that.

-Fancy playing for that?

-Yes.

Come with us, then.

Now, Charlotte, you've written your fantastic new book

but, unfortunately, it's only number 11 in the bestselling charts.

-We want to get it to number one, don't we?

-Yes.

And we all know the fastest way to get it there

is to karate-chop your way to the top.

-You are a karate expert, so you should be good at this.

-Yeah.

There are ten books on each of these blocks.

You have 15 seconds to karate-chop all ten in half. Get 'em!

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Best of luck.

Your time starts now. Go!

Yes!

Oh! Quick!

-You've got ten seconds left.

-Hah!

Hah! Hah!

CHEERING

Hy-ah!

Done it!

Hang on, let's show our respect.

GONG CRASHES

-Bow.

-Is that how you do it?

-Yes.

Congratulations, Charlotte. That means you've won

those tickets for Harry Potter.

-How are you feeling?

-Very good.

-Let's hear it once again for Charlotte!

-Yay!

I'm Gavin James, and you're watching Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up,

you poor, poor things.

Ladies and gentlemen,

tonight, on the Wind-Up Wheel,

Kevin Simm!

Hi, Kevin. How are you doing?

Good, thanks. You?

Very well, thank you, mate.

Like we said, on this show, no-one is safe,

even our lovely celebrity guests.

Which is why Kevin is sitting on this wheel, against his wishes.

-Isn't that right?

-Yeah, definitely.

Here's how it works.

We will be spinning Kevin around till he can't take no more.

He could land on any of these categories

-but he has no idea what's in store for him.

-Are you ready?

I'm ready.

He's ready and raring to go. In that case, it's time to...

-AUDIENCE:

-Wind up that wheel!

Stop that wheel!

Oh, it's landed on...

Who On Earth Is This?

SAM AND MARK SHRIEK

Kevin...

..this is me, apparently.

This is a celebrity,

but my face

is there instead of the celebrity. Who is it supposed to be?

She's got an "M" on her necklace.

Can it be Madonna?

Could it be Madonna?

The audience think you're right. Let's have a look.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-I think I'm going to grow my hair long.

-You should. Yeah.

OK. It's time to...

-AUDIENCE:

-Wind up that wheel!

You can't stop the wheel!

-There we go.

-Interesting.

Dance Like. We want you to dance like a goat doing the Robot,

but halfway through, you realise you're being chased by Little Mix.

Oh, it's a bad 'un.

Go to the dance floor.

So you are a goat doing the Robot, and halfway through

-you realise you're being chased by Little Mix.

-We've all been there.

HE BLEATS

He's going for it.

He wants it!

HE BLEATS

SAM GUFFAWS

That's good, innit?

I love Little Mix.

-I love Little Mix.

-They are good, Little Mix.

A goat doing the Robot!

It's time to...

-AUDIENCE:

-Wind up that wheel!

Stop that wheel!

Oh, Boy's Question.

This is Jasper.

He is going to ask you a question.

If you get that question right, he will win a very special prize.

No pressure, Kevin Simm.

OK, so coming up to Jasper.

Stand down, mate. Stand down.

I've got me stick.

Hey-up, Jasper.

Stand up, mate.

-Say hello to Kevin Simm.

-Hello!

Right, so, here is your question at the bottom

that we need you to read to Kevin Simm, and if he gets it right,

you win a special prize.

How many arms does a starfish usually have?

What?!

-How many arms does a starfish usually have?

-Five!

Six. Six!

-No, I'll change it...

-We've got to take your first answer.

I was...

Trust me, Kevin Simm, we've got to take your first answer.

Five, it's got to be five!

-Well...

-The first one.

-OK.

Do you think he's right?

-We've got to be very strict about this.

-Yes.

-You think he's right?

-Yeah.

-Do you want to tell him whether he's right?

-You're right!

CHEERING

It means, Jasper, you win a digital camera!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Look at his face!

He's over the moon, look!

-Kevin, how are you feeling after all that spinning?

-A little bit dizzy.

You genuinely are a little bit dizzy.

You've been a great sport. Ladies and gentlemen,

let's hear it once again for Kevin Simm!

-Oh!

-I hope he's all right.

CRASHING AND CLATTERING

Oh, dear.

Oh, bless him.

Now it is time to see what happened when we took our hidden cameras

on the road for a game of In Yer House.

You are entering the world of In Yer House Extreme,

an elite undercover taskforce charged with winding up the nation.

The objective is to complete a series of challenges

in viewers' homes. The routes are more dangerous

with more rooms, and each task is now decided on the toss of a coin.

Agent Nixon, you will be manning mission control.

Agent Rhodes, your accomplice is waiting for you at today's location.

You must both proceed there immediately.

And remember - don't get caught.

WALTZ MUSIC PLAYS

Agents, focus!

Agent Stephanie, can you confirm

that you will be Agent Rhodes' accomplice

-in his In Yer House extreme mission today?

-I confirm that.

Can you also confirm that this is today's target -

-your sister Amelia.

-That is true.

Agent Rhodes, this is the target's house.

You must enter the house, head upstairs and go to the bathroom.

-Understood?

-Into the house, go upstairs and go to the bathroom.

I mean, not go to the bathroom...

Enough!

This is your In Yer House coin of destiny.

You will flip that coin in every hiding position.

If it lands on your face, your task will be easy.

If it lands on my face, your task will be tougher.

-My goodness, I'm handsome.

-Debatable.

This is your survival kit.

-Do not open this until you receive further instructions.

-OK.

Agent Stephanie, will you distract the target

and help Agent Rhodes get in and out of the house

-without being discovered?

-I'll try, Agent Nixon.

-Agent Rhodes, are you ready...

-Yes.

-Wait! Are you ready to go undercover...

-Yes, I am!

Wait! Are you ready to go undercover and undiscovered

as you go In Yer House?

-Do I answer?

-Yes.

-Yes, I am!

-Good!

-Good luck, buddy.

-I'm ready.

-Don't mess it up.

-No.

-You will.

-Well, I won't.

OK.

It's bright, that.

He's scared.

OK, Mark, the target is in the kitchen.

Get yourself upstairs.

Ready for challenge one.

Right, challenge one. Have you got your coin of destiny?

You're going to flip that coin.

If it lands on your face,

you'll have to put some lipstick on that is in your survival kit.

If it lands on my face,

you'll have to give yourself a lovely foamy beard

-with some shaving foam.

-What?!

Good luck.

-Mark.

-Yes!

I don't know why you're saying yes.

You've got to put loads of lipstick on now.

Ohh!

You look like you're too good at that.

Not my first time.

Weird.

Nice work. Challenge one complete. Well done.

It's weird. I don't like it.

I don't like it.

The girls are still in the kitchen.

I now need you to move across the landing

to the spare bedroom.

Go, go, go, go!

SAM LAUGHS

Be quiet.

OK. Well done.

-Now, you're going to toss the coin again.

-Yeah.

If it lands on your face,

you'll have to wear a Hawaiian shirt. A barbecue shirt,

if you will, and you'll be able to see it hung on the door

that you've just closed.

But if it lands on my face,

-you'll have to wear that lovely dress.

-Oh, you're joking.

Come on, then, flip it.

Sam. Aw...

This is ridiculous.

You're ridiculous.

Your teeth look great, though.

It's made your teeth look a lot whiter.

Right, get that dress on.

Don't rip it!

Amelia is still downstairs.

I think she's none the wiser that a strange man

is upstairs putting on a dress.

Is that it?

FABRIC RIPS

What was that?

I think I just ripped the dress. Sorry.

I'm never going to be able to take it back now!

That's £10 I'll never see again.

Can we just crack on?

Congratulations. Challenge two complete.

Well done.

Amelia is still in the kitchen. I need you to go back downstairs

and head into the living room,

bearing in mind the target, Amelia, is in the room next door.

-She's just in the kitchen.

-Yeah.

You're going to have to be very, very quiet,

-and the door to the kitchen is open. So be careful.

-You're joking.

Why are you smirking?

Why are you smirking?

She's still in the kitchen.

Don't forget, you're going into the living room.

I can see you coming downstairs!

Mark doesn't know that Amelia's dad is in the living room.

He's going to get a right fright when he goes in!

Into the living room, quick. Quick, quick, quick.

There, yeah.

SAM LAUGHS

-Say, "Hello, Daddy."

-Hello, Daddy.

Here is what is going to happen. You are going to flip a coin.

If it lands on your face, you and Dad rock out to heavy metal music.

Great.

But if it lands on my face, there's a rose in your survival kit,

you need to get that out,

put it in your mouth and do a mean tango with the dad.

-All right.

-Flip away.

Sam.

-Sam.

-OK, mate. So you are about to do a mean tango.

Mate, this could be your Strictly audition.

Daddy, would you liked to dance?

Yeah. Tango with me.

Get him, hold him close. Good posture. Keep your back straight.

TANGO MUSIC PLAYS

SAM LAUGHS

Flip him back like it is the end of the dance. Don't wreck his back.

Oh, yeah. Let him do it to you. Oh, lovely.

Good job, mate.

Challenge three complete. Nice work.

Now, for challenge four, I need to move Amelia so I'm going

to have to call Agent Stephanie first, so just sit tight with Dad.

Hi there, it is agent Nixon. I need to move Mark for the next challenge.

He needs to go into the kitchen. But you're there with Amelia.

I need you to get Amelia to go into the playroom where you are now

and then show her your new dance or just distract her in any way

and make sure she stays in the playroom. OK?

-OK.

-Good work. See you soon.

Bye.

-Excellent.

-Come on, let's go. Take it with you.

Mark, I need you to get into the kitchen.

You need to be very careful because

when you come out of the living room,

directly across from you is the playroom where the girls are.

-The door is open.

-Oh, what?

-Go!

He's fashioned his dress into a lovely skirt now.

I'd be quick if I was you, Amelia is stood up. Go, go, go. Quick, go.

Good man, good man. OK, hide behind the island. Nice work. Bend down.

Bend down. Good work.

OK, so here is what is going to happen for challenge four.

You are going to flip the coin.

If it lands on your face,

you are going to make yourself a bit of toast.

If it is my face,

you are going to make yourself a lovely microwave meal for one.

Flip away, man.

-Sam.

-Oh, yeah.

OK, so if you look inside your bag,

you will find a lovely microwave meal for one.

It looks like a pasta carbonara thing.

Right, so go and find like a fork or something to give it

a good piercing.

Right, you need to pierce it at least ten times.

That was one. Two. Three. Four.

Five. Six. Seven. Eight. Nine. Ten.

Right, get it into the microwave quick for 4.5 minutes, please.

Mmm, it looks very nice.

OK, now head into the utility room that is directly behind you.

Go!

OK, Mark, what do we absolutely love on Wind Up more than anything

-in the world?

-Lunch break.

-No.

I think the answer you are looking for is an air horn.

In your bag there is an air horn. We love an air horn.

-Have you got the coin of destiny?

-Yes.

If it lands on your face, you will blow the air horn once.

If it lands on my face, you will blow the air horn thrice!

BEEPING

I think the microwave just went.

-Mark.

-Your face. So it is one pump.

It is a pumpy one.

The more you pump it, the louder it is. Seeing as you are only

doing it once, I want you to pump it for ages.

Maybe pump it for 4.5 minutes like your carbonara.

OK, cool.

Ten more pumps.

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten.

OK, Mark, best of luck. Here we go.

Blow that air horn in, three, two, one.

AIR HORN HOOTS

-She heard it!

-Don't worry.

She heard it.

It's probably just a fire alarm.

I think you are clear, though,

I think you're clear.

You now need to go and get your carbonara and then come out

-of the front door and bring it back to the van.

-OK.

The door in the playroom is open.

You're going to be walking straight past it. Yeah, turn the light off.

Save energy. Why not?

Make sure it's piping hot, we don't want food poisoning.

-Oh, yeah, it's really hot.

-There's a tea towel behind you if you need it.

Don't burn yourself.

Go, go, go!

OK, so they are in the playroom to your left. Careful.

Literally outside the door!

That's crazy. Mum's taking a photo. Smile for her.

SAM LAUGHS

I hope she's not got the flash on.

OK, go, go, go, go, go, Mark.

You are almost out. Careful with the door! Quiet!

APPLAUSE Well done.

That's yours, I'm on a diet.

-Thanks, mate. Ooh, it does smell good, doesn't it?

-Amazing.

-That smells awesome.

-I forgot the fork. Shall I go back?

APPLAUSE

-Hiya.

-Nice to meet you.

-How are you doing? Are you all right, lovely?

Yeah.

Now, your reaction to that, because you had

no idea that I was in your house, was incredible.

Shall we have a look?

-Yeah.

-Have a look at this.

This is today's target - your sister, Amelia.

LAUGHTER

Brilliant.

So, Amelia, when you saw,

for the first time that we were in your house, what were you thinking?

I didn't even hear you.

When I heard the horn, I was like, "Is that a clown?"

Well, you were half right.

-True.

-And Agent Stephanie, well done. You were so, so good.

We filmed that quite a while ago,

and because Mark got through it, you've had to keep that a secret.

-Yeah.

-How hard has that been?

-Not really hard.

She's really gullible, so it's fine.

-LAUGHTER A bit like Mark.

-I'm exactly like you!

You're leaving me hanging for ages!

Also, I've got to say, Mum,

you were risky there on the end taking a picture of Mark.

-What were you thinking?

-I had to, he was just hilarious.

Red lipstick, perfect.

Thanks, guys, you were brilliant sports, you really were. Well done.

-And you're not going to go home empty-handed.

-You're not.

-We're giving you some In Your House spy pens.

-Ooh.

And because Mark, with the help of Agent Stephanie,

got through all five challenges, you both get a spy watch too. Happy?

-Yeah.

-Give it up one more time for Stephanie and Amelia. Brilliant.

Here's what else is coming up on today's Big Friday Wind Up...

Be very, very afraid, it's the School Of Shame.

Molly and Fergus perform a magic masterclass just before we play

Ball Fall and The Voice winner Kevin Simm performs for us in the studio.

Now it's time to play a game that combines singing and soaking.

Indeed. All will be explained very soon.

But first, let's find out who's playing Karasoake tonight.

Will it be this person?

# Let me entertain you. #

APPLAUSE

Excellent! Will it be these two?

# Once I was seven years old my mama told me

# Go make yourself some friends or you'll be lonely. #

APPLAUSE

-Lovely.

-Or will it be this man?

# You don't know you're beautiful, girl

# That's what makes you beautiful, girl. #

APPLAUSE

Don't worry, it won't be any of you. Here's who's playing tonight.

It's Beth's family from Rhyl.

-But who will they face?

-It's Darcey's family from Crewe!

Teams, come on down as we play Karasoake.

APPLAUSE

Welcome to the game that is essentially karaoke but 100% wetter.

One member of each team will attempt to sing while the other team

soaks them through.

Whoever sings the most lyrics clearly is the winner.

Now, Beth, who is on your team?

My little sister, Isabel, my best friend Eleanor and the person

who is going to get soaked is my mum.

-Oh, are you being mean to your mum?

-No.

Can you sing?

I want you to sing Sam And Mark's Friday Wind Up in your best voice.

# Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind Up. #

-Oooh!

-I am loving that.

-Nice that, weren't it?

Tone on point. On point.

Darcey, who is on your team?

My best friends Emma and Issy and the person that is getting

-very wet is my mum.

-Mum, can you sing?

I sound like a strangled cat on a bad day.

We've got to hear a little bit of that.

-I think we want to hear a little bit, don't we?

-Definitely.

-Come on, sing us a little note.

-I don't know what you want me to sing.

-Just sing, la.

-# La! #

That sounded lovely, that.

That was good. That sounded lovely.

-I think they are playing it cool, mate.

-They are playing it cool.

I think this is going to be very, very good and very close.

Rebecca, please, make your way onto the Karasoake stage.

Darcey's team, go and select your soakers, will you?

You've got two songs to pick from.

Either Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen or Angels by Robbie Williams.

-Two crackers. What are you going for?

-Angels by Robbie Williams.

-Nice.

-Great choice. There are 100 words in this section of the song.

You need to sing as many as you can clearly while you're getting soaked.

-Do you understand?

-I do.

-Fantastic.

-Soakers, are you ready?

-Definitely!

I'd be worrying over Darcey! Here we go, best of luck.

Let Karasoake commence.

# I sit and wait... #

-Quicker, girls.

-Quicker.

-Come on.

APPLAUSE

Rebecca, that was brilliant.

You've got a good voice, Rebecca.

-Thank you.

-OK. Out of 100 words, I can tell you...

that you sang 95 words clearly.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That is impressive. What have you got to say to the soakers?

Thank you.

-Very polite.

-OK, Rebecca, would you like to step off? There you go.

And Leanne, it is your turn to make your way onto the Karasoake stage.

Best of luck.

APPLAUSE

Right. Now, teams, would you like to swap over?

Leanne, it is time to find out what song you will be singing.

We have two songs for you.

-Would you like Shake It Off by Taylor Swift.

-Tune.

Or Love Grows Where My Rosemary Goes by Edison Lighthouse.

Tune.

-I don't know either of them.

-You don't know either of them?

-Good start.

-Shake It Off.

-You think Shake It Off?

-Yeah.

Shake It Off it is.

Once again there are 100 words in this section of the song.

You need to sing 96 words clearly to win and get tonight's star prize.

Best of luck, soakers.

I was going to ask you if you were ready, but they're like this.

Let Karasoake commence.

# I was out too late... #

APPLAUSE

-Hold your fire.

-Very good.

-Hard when you don't know the song.

-Yeah, very difficult,

-I thought you did very well.

-Very well.

You needed to get 96 words out clearly to win the prize.

I can reveal that you sang...

..66 words.

Unlucky. Great effort. Great effort.

That means that, Beth, you and your team are tonight's winners!

But Darcey's team, you are not going home empty-handed,

We're giving you some Big Friday Wind Up goodie bags.

-All right, happy.

-Lovely stuff.

Fantastic.

And, Beth, you guys are not going home empty-handed, of course -

you're the winners. You are going home with a karaoke machine

which comes with 100 classic backing tracks!

-Very good!

-Good for you, Rebecca! Beautiful singing voice.

-Is that good, Beth?

-Very.

-Beautiful.

-Very good indeed.

Well, let's hear it for all of our Karasoake singing starts.

-Very well done.

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

Hello, I'm Laura Trott.

And I'm Jason Kenny, and we love nothing more than settling down

and watching Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

The producers told him to say that.

'Right, everybody, tuck your shirts in,

'sit up straight and pay attention.

'Mr "Where's Me Red Pen?" Nixon

'and Mr "Couldn't Get In The Army" Rhodes

'have put some more parents in the sin bin.

'Toby's dad tickles him till he trumps,

'Jessica's dad embarrasses her with a comedy moustache,

'which he forgot to bring along,

'Rhys' mum shows off while ice-skating

'and keeps on falling over,

'Ella's dad insists on doing the Madness nutty dance

'whenever her friends are near,

'while Cameron's mum cheers when the other team scores

'at his football matches.

'Welcome to the School Of Shame.'

Right, Toby, Jessica, Rhys, Ella and Cameron,

we are giving you the chance

to teach your horrible, terrible parents a lesson.

And, in the process,

one of you will go home with a fantastic price - a tablet.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

Listen up.

We are about to play a game of musical chairs - with a difference.

The difference being that your parents

could be getting covered in slop.

HE CACKLES

Right over the head.

Juniors, are you ready?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

-That's right.

-Seniors, are you ready?

-No.

-Not quite.

-LAUGHTER

-Tough luck.

-Well, we're going to have to go on, anyway.

Mrs Stevenson, take it away, love.

SHE PLAYS PIANO

Up you get, guys. Up you get.

Juniors, stay facing forward at all times.

Stay facing forward, Cameron. Look forward.

BELL RINGS

OK, keep facing forward, guys.

Toby, I'm going to come to you first.

I want you to write down the number chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

It's a number between one and five.

To remind everyone at home,

could Toby's parent, please, raise their hand?

Toby, please, reveal to us all which number chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

Er, number three.

Number three.

Let's see if you're right. Juniors, turn round.

Oh, you were wrong!

That was your parent!

Sorry, Toby, and sorry, Toby's dad.

That means we have to say goodbye to you both. Off you go.

-Bye!

-Bye!

Right, four Seniors left, four Juniors left.

Mrs Stevenson, take it away.

SHE PLAYS PIANO

Stay facing forward.

BELL RINGS OK, stay facing forward, Juniors.

No cheating.

Right, Jessica. I'm coming to you. Chair number three has gone.

So, we now need you to choose the chair

that you think your parent isn't sitting on.

It's either chair one, two, four or five.

Please now write down the number chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

To remind everyone at home,

could Jessica's parent please raise their hand?

Right, Jessica, please reveal to us which chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

-Chair number five.

-Chair number five. Let's see if you're right.

Juniors, turn round.

Oh, you were right! That's not your parent - it's Cameron's mum!

-Oh, sorry, Cameron.

-It's a shame, innit?!

It's a shame. I hate doing this.

I hate it, I'm having a terrible time.

Right, three Seniors left.

Mrs Stevenson, you know what to do. SHE PLAYS PIANO

Dancy, dancy, dancy, dancing!

BELL RINGS

Right. Rhys, what we have left is number one, two and four.

So, now, write down the number chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

Could Rhys' parent please raise their hand?

Do you reckon you got it right, Rhys?

LAUGHTER

No.

All right, well... Tell us which number chair

-you think your parent isn't sitting on.

-One.

Let's see if you're right. Juniors, turn round.

Oh, no! You're wrong. That is your mum, Rhys.

Well done.

Sorry, guys. We've got to say goodbye to you. She's off.

She's off. Rhys' mum is off.

Right, we've got two Seniors left, two Juniors left.

Mrs Stevenson, what are you doing after the show?

I mean, er, take it away!

SHE PLAYS PIANO

BELL RINGS

Right...

For the final time, Ella, I'm coming to you.

You now need to write down the number chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

There's only two chairs remaining -

chair number two or chair number four.

Now write down the number cherry single parent isn't sitting on -

and if you get it right, you've won.

To remind everyone at home,

could Ella's parent please raise their hand?

Right... MARK CHUCKLES

Ella, please reveal to us which chair

you think you parent isn't sitting on.

Number two.

If you're right, and that isn't your parent, you win the tablet.

If you're wrong, and it is your parent...

-(I'm wrong.)

-..then the winner is Jessica.

Well, let's find out. Juniors, turn round.

Oh! Right on his head.

Sorry, Ella.

That was your dad, which means we have to say goodbye to both of you -

and that means that, Jessica, you are tonight's winner!

You get that tablet!

ALL CHEER

-Well done! Are you happy?

-I've already got one!

You've already got one?!

I'm going to get two!

Give it away as a present, why not?

Brilliant - hey, and I've got say, Jessica's dad,

you got away scot-free. Look how clean he is, Jess!

Sorry, Dad, she has already got one, so...

APPLAUSE

-Sorry, mate.

-I can't believe that.

-It's her fault.

Can we have a massive round of applause for all of our students

in today's School Of Shame?

APPLAUSE Bye, guys!

-ALL:

-Hi, we're Collabro.

-And we suggest you watch...

-Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!

-Only on CBBC.

-And iPlayer.

-Oh, yeah.

You may remember at the start of the show

we surprised Molly from Manchester.

Yes, all through the show,

she has been getting a masterclass in magic

from illusionist Fergus Flanagan.

Well, I think it's about time we saw what they've been getting up to,

so, please welcome back Molly and Fergus.

AUDIENCE CHEERS

As you all know, me and Molly have been working tirelessly

to bring you a fantastic magic trick.

And I've made a prediction, here, that were going to back to later.

For now, I'm going to use some cards, here.

So, we got 52 currents, always different words on.

So, we got mustard, sweets, pen, orange juice, chicken,

lettuce, butter, kettle... The list goes on and on.

Fork, tomato, knife, potato, bowl, cucumber, jug.

I'm going to need two helpers.

-I'm going to scoot over here. What's your name?

-Robin.

-Robin.

Would you just touch the back of the card for me?

Literally just touch one. This one here?

Have a look at the word - in fact, can you take the word out?

I want you to commit that to memory. So, lock it in. Lock it in.

-What's your name?

-McCauley.

-McCauley.

Would you touch one for me?

This one here. Have a little look at it -

and, in fact, would you take the word out, as well?

Don't show it to anyone just yet.

I need you both to lock the word in your minds.

Now, I'd like everyone in the audience

to give them a thunderous applause as they stand up off their seats.

APPLAUSE

So, of all of the cards that you could've picked,

all of the words on the cards, which word did you pick?

-Toast.

-Molly?

DRUMROLL

With the cards in your hand, what are you going to do?

Where the cards were, she now has toast!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Unbelievable!

And what about yourself? What was the word that you had?

-Milk.

-Out of all the words,

out of all the possibilities, your word is milk.

Molly, your prediction is...

-Not milk.

-Oh, my...

-Ohh...

No.

Obviously, guys, it doesn't work every time,

when we try these things -

unless you got anything special up your sleeve, Molly?

-I could use my magic.

-Sounds good.

-Abracadabra.

-DING!

-What, I can open it now?

-Yeah.

-But it's cola.

No, it's not.

Inside, we now have...

AUDIENCE CHEERS

-That was absolutely brilliant!

-That was awesome.

I don't know how you did it, but well done.

Molly, how are you feeling

after that massive, massively brilliant performance?

I just about explain it. It was really good.

-Aww.

-Was it great, working with Fergus?

-Yeah.

And Fergus, what's it been like working with Molly?

Oh, she's been fantastic, you know?

I don't know if, at 11 years old,

I'd stand up in front of this many people on television

and deliver that sort of performance, so, well done, Molly.

-Very, very good.

-Molly, would you like to do this in the future?

-Yeah.

-Yeah? Well, you're certainly good at it now, so...

-Yeah, you are.

We'll be keeping an eye on you, Molly, I'm telling you that.

Nice work, you can absolutely awesome.

Please give it up for Molly and Fergus!

APPLAUSE

Right, I reckon we should play Ball Fall. Come on.

Get off. Get off, get off, get off. Right!

We have come to the final game of the show.

A challenging test of the mind

that ends with a load of balls on your head.

Let's welcome back our teams - it Charlotte's team!

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

-Hey!

And Beth's team!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Charlotte, welcome back. Introduce the gang, please.

OK, so, here's my mum, my friend Ellen, and Ellen's mum.

Brilliant - and Beth, who have we got here, then?

I've got my mum, my little sister and my dad.

-Fantastic. Best of luck to everyone.

-Let's explain the rules.

Our teams are below a tank of balls just waiting to drop on them.

Will be asking you questions, each worth 1,500 balls.

Get your question right,

and those balls will fall on a member of the opposing team...

But get it wrong, and the balls will fall on you.

EVIL LAUGHTER

Each player's cubicle can hold up to 3,000 balls,

so, it's two strikes and you are buried.

The first team to be totally covered loses...

And the winning team will go home with tonight's star prize -

a games console.

-ALL:

-Ooh!

-Is everyone ready?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

Almost.

-Beautiful.

-Almost?!

Now, remember, if, at any time, you want to get out of the tank...

-ALL:

-Push the door behind you!

Right, Charlotte, we're starting with your team,

and the first question is for you, Angela.

What is an infant seal called?

Ooh...

A cub.

Close - it's pup.

It's pup - Which means, I'm afraid, Angela, number one,

the balls are falling on you.

-You all right, Angela?

-Fine, fine!

-OK, brilliant.

OK, the next question is for you, Beth.

In the famous fairy-tale, who had an encounter with the three bears?

-Goldilocks.

-She certainly did.

-Which means...

-APPLAUSE

..you can pick either one, two, three, or four.

Which one would you like?

-One.

-I thought you might.

Sorry about that, Angela. See you later.

Wow.

THEY CHEER

-Right, Ellen...

-Brilliant.

It's time for your question.

In which film series would you find the character C-3PO?

Star Wars.

That's the right answer!

So, you get to nominate either five, six, seven or eight.

-Six.

-Number six, the balls are falling on you. Sorry, Rebecca.

Thanks, Beth.

OK, the next question is for you, Rebecca.

Which famous children's book publisher has an insect as its logo?

Um... Ladybird.

Well done, Rebecca - it's the correct answer.

APPLAUSE

which means, you pick either two, three or four.

Which one you going for?

Er, three.

Number three.

Are you all right in there, Kate?

-Right...

-Brilliant

Kate, this next question is for you.

If you get it wrong, I'm afraid you'll be out of the game.

-OK, it's a music question.

-Oh, God.

-What is the name of this song?

-# The things that you do don' fake

-Down on the floor

# She dey do me wayo... #

-Come on, Kate - you listen to this every Friday night!

-Tune!

It's a tune.

Any idea?

-No idea.

-Have a guess.

That's a shocker of a question!

-It's a shocker!

-It is a tough one, that.

-No idea? Passing?

-No idea. Passing.

-It's Antenna.

-Course it is.

By Fuse ODG.

-God, we're old. We're so old.

-We ARE old!

-Did you not know that?

-No!

Aww, Well, sadly, I'm afraid the balls are falling on you, Kate.

Sorry, Kate.

Kate, give us a thumbs up.

Wahey!

Right, next question is for you, Isobel.

The Great Fire of London was in which year?

We've done this in school, but I'm trying to...think back in year two.

-Yeah, it's ages ago, for me.

-Yeah.

Just have a guess. Try and remember.

Um...160.

160.

It's the right numbers.

1666.

Unlucky. Which means the balls are falling on you, number seven.

Boing!

Right, Charlotte. Here comes your question.

In Finding Nemo, what is the name of Nemo's dad?

Um...

Just take a guess, if you don't know.

Or you can pass.

-Flippers.

-It was Marlin.

So, I'm afraid, Charlotte, number four, the balls are falling on you.

All right, Darren.

Who sings this number one hit?

# Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh

# I'm sorry. #

Who is it, Darren?

It's a female.

OK.

Need a bit more than that.

-Good start, Dad(!)

-Good start!

Oh, I don't know.

You don't know? You're going to pass?

-Guess!

-Guess! Just guess!

Jamelia.

Jame...Jamelia?!

That the blast from the past, innit?!

Jamelia?!

I wasn't expecting you to say that, Darren.

Um... It's not what I got on the card.

It is actually Justin Bieber.

Dad!

That famous female pop artist.

OK, number eight, the balls are falling on you.

Jamelia!

Right, Ellen, we're back to you for your question.

How many horns did the dinosaur triceratops have?

Three.

That's the right answer!

Nice work, Ellen. So, who are you going to nominate?

You got many to choose from that she's got five, six, seven or eight.

Seven.

Number seven - oh, sorry, Isobel.

Bye, Isobel!

Wahey!

There we go!

Brilliant.

-You all right in there?

-Yeah!

Yeah!

All right, Beth. This is your question.

What is 137 + 63?

137, um...

72... No, 172.

-172?

-Yeah. That's wrong.

It's the wrong answer, I'm afraid - it's 200,

Which means the balls are falling on you, Beth, number five.

Thanks, Beth.

I can't even move!

Right, it's back to team captain Charlotte for your question.

What was the name of the man cub in the Jungle Book?

-Mowgli.

-That's the right answer.

Well done, Charlotte.

Who are you going to nominate? Number five, six or eight?

Number six.

Number six - Oh, sorry, Rebecca.

Thumbs up!

-There we go.

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

OK, Darren, this is your question.

What is the main language spoken in Brazil?

Spanish.

It's Portuguese, I'm afraid.

Which means, Darren, sorry, the balls are falling on you.

You're out of the game.

Number eight.

Thumbs up, mate.

-There we go.

-AUDIENCE CHEERS

Right, OK, so, Ellen,

if you get this right, then the last remaining balls will fall on Beth,

and you guys will be the winners.

The Eiffel Tower is in which city?

Paris.

That's the right answer, Ellen!

Which means, Beth, I'm sorry,

the balls are falling on you, number five.

-Bye, Beth!

-Bye, Beth!

-Bye!

-Bye!

Bye, Beth!

-Bye, Beth!

-She's trying to get to the top!

Ey-up! Ey-up! Ey-up!

OK - thumbs up, Beth?

-Yay!

-Oh, thumbs down, that was.

So, unlucky to Beth's team - that means, sadly, you've not won.

-Shall we release the balls?

-Let's release the balls.

-I think we should release the balls.

-Get the balls out.

-Let's get all the balls out.

-Push all the balls out, everyone.

Come on, push them out. Push the balls out.

Aah!

-Wowsers!

-Beth's team, I've got to say,

you're not going to be going home empty-handed -

we're going to be giving you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags,

-and I can see how happy they are with that.

-Aww, bless 'em!

But Charlotte's team, you are the winners,

and you win tonight star prize - a games console.

ALL CHEER

Hey, Charlotte, you've done well -

you won those Harry Potter tickets, as well, earlier,

-and those other prizes.

-Fantastic!

Let's hear it for both our teams.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

What a great show.

That is almost it from us, but before we go,

there still time to thank everyone we've surprised tonight.

Yeah, and a big, massive thank you to Fergus Flanagan and Magic Molly.

-I loved Magic Molly.

-A big thanks to you,

the Wind-Up audience - give yourself a big round of applause.

You've been brilliant.

-To play us out, he's got a cracking voice...

-Yeah.

-..it's Kevin Simm!

# There's something I've got to tell you

# Something I just need to say

# You know it's not you it's me, yeah

# I guess some things never change

# It happens every time so don't get mad

# Cos you just want me to stay

# You've been waving goodbye to trains

# Since I can remember, baby

# Waving goodbye to trains

# And I will learn the hard way

# And if I don't make it back home to you tonight

# I'm gonna spend every day of my life

# Waving goodbye to trains

# Waving goodbye, waving goodbye

# Don't wanna leave you but I can't stay

# Waving goodbye to trains

# And I will learn the hard way

# That if I don't make it back home to you tonight

# I'm gonna spend every day of my life

# Waving goodbye to trains. #

APPLAUSE