Joe and Jake Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

'What has this girl got smuggled in her pocket?

'What has this woman got planned after the show?

'And why are these boys sat in the wrong seats?

'Go on, move it!

'Get up.

'Move!

'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

'It's Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.'

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'Boom! It's Sam and Mark.'

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Come here, you. Come here, you. Come here, you.

Who is he? Who is he? Who is he?!

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

Have we got a corker of a show!

In a moment, we'll be playing a game of heavyweight proportions

with a member of our audience.

OOHING

There'll be some singing and soaking

when we play a game of Karasoake.

OOHING

And find out what happened when we travelled to Prestatyn

for a musical face-off against Johnny and Inel.

-RAPPING:

-# I come to Prestatyn to get a haircut

# There's loads of little shops But most of them are shut

# James said the houses are colourful and big

# You build a sand castle if you ain't afraid to dig

-BOTH:

-# Prestatyn

# Prestatyn Prestatyn

# Prestatyn. #

Do your Inel impression. HE LAUGHS

Brilliant. Brilliant. And on top of all of that,

we'll have Joe and Jake in the studio to play their new song.

CHEERING

But right now, remember, on this show no-one is safe.

That is right. We know everything about every single one of you.

For example...

Sarah, you're crocheting a hat as we speak, aren't you?

-Let's have a look.

-Show us it.

-It's lovely.

-Nice!

-Aw! I'm glad we can entertain you.

-I know.

-Brilliant.

And Charlotte.

You are the queen of tongue twisters. Tell us one.

All I want is a proper cup of coffee made in a proper copper coffee pot.

If I can't have a proper cup of coffee

in a proper copper coffee pot, I'll have a cup of tea.

Yeah!

That's the end of the show. See you next week, everyone.

-We're only kidding.

-Brilliant.

Jay. Jay, you can move your finger right to the back of your wrist.

Let's have a look, Jay.

SAM AND MARK SQUEAL

Oh, wonderful. Give it up for yourselves, our Wind-Up audience.

BELL RINGS Oh! Oh, oh, right.

Now, that sound there is the clue for our next target.

-A bus driver?

-Yeah... No.

There is someone here in this audience

who can chokehold the competition

and get everyone in this audience in a headlock.

Ah, do you mean wrestling superstar Melina,

also known as Mya from Wolverhampton?

The very same. We're coming to you.

We're coming to you.

Hello.

-Hello, Mya.

-Here she is.

-Welcome...

-Sort yourself out.

..to The Big Friday Wind-Up.

-You all right?

-Yeah.

Now, tell us, how much do you love wrestling?

It's my life.

-Really? It's Mark's life as well. He absolutely loves it.

-Absolutely.

Wolverhampton and she loves wrestling.

She's the best person ever.

Tell me a little bit about Melina.

-Who's Melina?

-She was one of my favourite wrestlers.

Yeah, and it's like your alter ego now, is it?

-Interesting. OK, all right.

-I like that.

All right, and do you have any favourite wrestlers?

-Brie and Nikki Bella.

-Oh, the Bella Twins.

-Are they good?

-There are fantastic.

-Are they like Jedward?

-There are better than Jedward.

-Are they? OK, OK, OK.

All right, well, I see that you've got a love for wrestling.

Have you heard of the WWU league?

No, but I've heard of the WWE.

Yeah, me too.

I can't believe you've not heard of the WWU.

It's the Wrestling Wind-Up League.

Well, you'd better come down with us, then,

because it's time for WWU Friday Free-For-All.

-Come on.

-Come on, you.

-Come on.

BELL RINGS

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Friday Night Free-For-All.

Tonight we have a championship match

where one girl will be trying to defend her title

as WWU Wrestler Of The World.

That girl, well...

It's Melina!

CHEERING

Yeah!

All right!

Melina, welcome to the Friday Night Free-For-All.

Tonight you have to defend your title by unmasking your opponents.

One at a time, a wrestler will enter this ring.

We are going to give you their wrestler name.

But to win the round you need to tell us what their real name is.

Now, to make things a little bit easier,

every wrestler that comes into the ring is someone that you know.

SAM LAUGHS

For every correct wrestler you unmask,

you'll win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Melina, do you understand the rules?

-Yes.

-Yeah, OK, so let's begin with round one.

-Please...

-BELL RINGS

Thanks. Please welcome into the ring...

Colonel Carnage and Camille Catastrophe!

CHEERING

Ooh!

Yeah!

-Powerful. Powerful.

-Wow.

All right. All right.

OK, I like that.

I can only see floating heads because of the outfits.

-Oh, camouflage. Good one.

-Cheers, thank you.

OK, now, Melina, who do you think these people are?

-Kyle and Tanya.

-Kyle and Tanya?

Who are Kyle and Tanya?

-My cousins.

-Your cousins.

All right, well, let's see if you are right.

Guys, unmask yourselves.

It's Kyle and Tanya!

It is your cousins.

-Well done.

-Do that thing again.

I'll just do it on my own, then. OK.

Brilliant. Off you go, guys, behind the ring.

Fantastic.

-Got a prize from the Wind-Up prize stack.

-Brilliant.

-OK.

-You're such a loser.

-Oh, OK. All right. Shut up, shut up.

OK, time to welcome our next contender.

-BELL RINGS

-It's The Animal.

-Wow.

-Scary.

Come on. Come on down, The Animal.

Nice. Welcome to the ring.

OK, Melina, take a good look.

Come over here and have a look at her.

-Or him.

-You know.

Yeah, I know!

-All right.

-All right, any ideas? Any ideas?

I don't know.

Show us your teeth, The Animal. GROWLING

-Oh, not too much.

-Scary.

-Animal.

-Any idea?

Are you going to pass on this one, then?

-She is passing.

-OK.

All right, well, it's time to find out who it is.

Wrestler, unmask yourself.

Who is it? Oh!

Oh, it's Mrs Thompson!

That's right, it's your teacher, Miss Thompson.

-Aw.

-Aw, that's nice.

I wouldn't want to be in your maths lesson Monday.

And now to face your final opponent...

-BELL RINGS

-..the most feared wrestler

in the whole WWU. Ladies and gentlemen, I give you The Boss.

CHEERING

Ooh.

SAM LAUGHS

Welcome, The Boss. Welcome.

OK. It's a tough one.

-She's The Boss.

-They're small.

Yeah. She's just far away.

OK. Melina, who is it?

Don't be scared.

-We've had your cousins, we've had your teacher.

-Who could this be?

-Don't touch The Boss.

-Don't touch The Boss.

-Come on. Come round here and have a look.

-Take a look, take a look.

-Who is it? Who is it?

-Ooh.

-Who is it? Who do you reckon?

-My nan?

-You're saying your nan?

OK. Head back over there.

You're saying your nan is The Boss.

-Interesting.

-Well, I'm sure she is.

I'm sure she is. Well, let's find out.

The Boss, unmask yourself.

It's your nan!

Yeah!

-Hi, Sue.

-Hi, Sue.

-Hi.

Loving the getup, by the way, loving the getup.

Nice work, Melina. You unmasked three wrestlers,

which means you get three prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash.

Very good.

One more time, give a massive round of applause

for our fantastic wrestlers.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Absolutely. But, Melina, it doesn't end there.

No, no, no.

We are now giving you the chance to win a much bigger prize.

And here to tell you what it is, it's WWE's Nikki Bella!

Here she is.

All right.

Yeah!

-Nice work! Oh, you get to wear her hat and everything!

-Yeah!

-Lovely stuff.

-Amazing!

-Hiya.

-Come over here.

Nice to have you here, Nikki.

Now, Nikki, could you please tell Melina

what tonight's star prize is?

So, next time WWE is back in the UK,

you and your family or whoever you want to bring,

we're giving you tickets.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Tickets for WWE. Aw! Come here. Are they tears of joy?

They're tears of joy. Good. It's good. It's good. Oh, it's good.

How much do you want to win those tickets?

-100%.

-100%!

Hey, that's good enough for me. That is good enough for me.

OK, well, here, Melina, is what you have to do.

Everyone knows that any good wrestler

can take on more than one opponent at a time.

-That's true, isn't it, Nikki?

-Oh, yeah, it is.

-Big-time.

-Whoa!

-So, to truly prove you are the WWU's ultimate wrestler,

you have 30 seconds to pin down all five of these opponents.

Here's the kicker - at the same time.

And then you have to keep them all down and pinned to the mat

for the one, two, three. OK?

Now, Nikki, you'll be refereeing this.

-OK, perfect.

-What will you be looking for, do you think?

Some amazing clotheslines, which I know you can do,

speed, strength, but I don't doubt you at all, I know you've got it.

Can we have 30 seconds on the clock?

Melina, your time starts now! BELL RINGS

-30 seconds.

-Come on!

-You've got to pin them all down.

-Pin them down!

-Lay on them!

-Lay on them!

-Lay on them!

-Come on!

Pin them down. Here we go.

-BOTH:

-One, two, three!

-BELL RINGS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yeah!

-Brilliant.

-Nice work.

-And with no help from Nikki at all.

-None at all.

Fantastic. That was amazing.

I've been looking for a new tag-team partner,

-so I think I found her.

-Oh, there you go, fantastic.

Melina and Nikki Bella, what a tag team!

That was amazing, which means you win the WWE tickets.

-Happy? Oh, bless her. That's amazing.

-Bless ya.

Can we give it up one more time for Melina and, of course, Nikki Bella?

-Thank you very much.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

I'm Tom Fletcher and I love the boys...

from McFly.

As for Sam and the other one, who are they?

Can't stand them.

'Ladies and gentlemen, tonight on the Wind-Up Wheel,

'it's Joe and Jake!'

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

How are you doing, lads? You all right?

I've been comfier, I'm not going to lie.

Yeah. Been a lot comfier.

Now, like we said, on this show no-one is safe,

even our lovely celebrity guests.

Which is why we've attached the lads to this wheel

and we're going to spin them around and around and around.

And around and around and around.

Now, they could land on any of these categories.

Nobody knows what's in store.

Indeed. Guys, are you ready?

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, because it's time to...

ALL: Wind up that wheel!

-BOTH:

-Stop the wheel.

Oh, it's landed on forfeit.

Now, lads, you've got some props for this.

You've got a blank mask each and a pen each.

We would like you to draw a new face for your partner.

You've got 20 seconds. Your time starts now!

Go, go, go!

Now, remember, make it nice.

You want to stay together as a duo.

Oh, this is good.

-That's harsh!

-SAM LAUGHS

Oh, only got a few seconds left.

All right, time's up.

-Swap masks, come on.

-Here we go.

-That looks like me.

That does actually look like you.

I think one's comedy and one's actually quite good.

Turn to the audience. Show the audience.

Look at that. What do you reckon? Pretty good.

Well done, lads. All right. We'll give you that.

That's not bad at all. That's not bad at all.

OK, it's time to...

ALL: Wind up that wheel!

All right, stop that wheel.

Oh, a prize question.

OK, lads. A member of our studio audience

is going to ask you a prize question.

If you get that question right,

then he will win a very special prize.

His name's Harry and I'm going to go up to him right now.

Right, here we go.

So, stand yourself up, buddy.

Stand yourself up. Right.

So, here is your question to ask Joe and Jake.

Who had a number one single with the Stitches?

Who had a number one single with the Stitches?

-Shawn Mendes.

-He's saying Shawn Mendes.

If they're right, you win a star prize.

Do you want to tell them whether they're right?

-They're right.

-Yeah!

Nice work, Harry, you win a digital camera.

Wahey! Nice work, buddy.

OK, guys, it's time to...

ALL: Wind up that wheel!

-Yeah.

-Stop that wheel.

-Oh, here we go.

-Oh, dance like...

OK, lads, we want you to dance like

a pair of posh fish who are off to the prom.

Come and stand down here.

-Posh fish?!

-You're posh fish and you're going to t' prom.

-Yeah.

-OK.

I've got it in my head. Ready?

MID-TEMPO TUNE PLAYS

Remember you're posh.

LAUGHTER

It's nice.

Very good. It's good. I'll have that.

Very good, very good.

Oh, guys, how are you feeling after all that spinning?

Feeling a bit queasy, actually.

Yeah, I bet you are, I bet you are.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it once again for Joe and Jake!

Top lads.

-See ya.

-See ya, lads.

-Lovely, lads.

-Lovely. Lovely.

CLATTERING

-Oh.

-I'm sure they're fine.

-Yeah, I'm sure they're fine.

Anyway, it serves them right for being such tough judges

when we travelled to Prestatyn for a Big Friday Face-Off.

That is true. All we knew was that we were up against Johnny and Inel,

but nothing could prepare us for the challenge that was asked.

Do your Inel impression.

HE LAUGHS

'Somewhere on the streets of the UK,

'TV's dynamic duo Sam and Mark

'are about to go head-to-head

'with a pair of fearless celebs on a mystery mission.'

All right, let's go, let's go!

'Enlisting the help of the local community,

'they must do all they can to complete their surprise challenge.

'But only one daring double act will be victorious.

'This is Sam and Mark's Big Friday Face-Off.'

Hi there. We're Sam and Mark.

And they are top TV funnymen Johnny and Inel.

-Hi, I'm Johnny.

-And I'm Inel.

-And we're funny.

-Yes.

And we are on the beautiful beachfront of...

But why, oh, why are we here?

I don't know. You asked us.

Well, apparently our challenge for today

is contained in these two golden envelopes.

Well, what are we waiting for?

"Greetings, Sam, Mark, Johnny and Inel.

"Welcome to the Big Face-Off Song Challenge.

"You must write and perform a song about all things Prestatyn.

"The song must include the line 'press that in'."

Press that in!

"Have at least one person playing an instrument."

That's not me.

"Include lyrics provided by the lovely local folk."

-Brilliant.

-OK.

"And have one additional person to join you in your performance.

"You will have only a mobile phone

"and £50 to help you on your musical journey."

50 quid as well?

We only need to spend a tenner of that, 40 quid profit.

-Lovely.

-Yeah.

-Lovely.

'Glad you are in tune with the challenge, boys.

'Now to your starting position.'

-All right.

-Yeah.

-See you later, lads.

'Our duetting duos have to write their song

'before performing it at a holiday park at 8pm tonight.

'But who will judge the top tunes from the bum notes?

'Meet guest judges Joe and Jake.

'After meeting on The Voice UK,

'Joe and Jake went on to release their debut single

'and represent the UK at the 2016 Eurovision Song Contest.

'Music is definitely their forte.

'But will our duos' tracks be a hit or a miss?

'Let the challenge commence.'

PROLONGED BEEP

-Game time, brother.

-OK.

OK, calm down. We need to get instruments first, I think.

-OK, yeah.

-Because at least we know then the vibe of the song

that we need to go with.

We can go to the place where I actually saw a guitar.

-Oh, you've seen one already?

-I've seen one.

-Let's go there.

-Let's go. Let's go.

Where shall we start?

Well, we are at the top of the hill, so let's go downhill. It's easier.

I reckon this is not going to be £50.

No, hopefully not.

We've got to make a song up about the town.

So if there's any lyrics that might spring to mind...

-Mmm.

-Well, for a start, I don't live here.

-Oh.

-I've only been to the jeweller's.

-The jeweller's.

-Jeweller's.

'It's a start.'

Don't touch it.

It says, "Please do not twang."

-£22.50.

-Can you haggle 20 quid?

-See if we can get it for 20 quid?

-Well, that's what I was thinking...

-A nice...

-£2 for a cup of tea.

-Yeah.

We are in Prestatyn and we've got to write a song about Prestatyn.

So anything you might know about Prestatyn

that might inspire some lyrics.

I'm from Liverpool.

We have got a bit of a challenge to do.

We've got £50 and we need to find an instrument.

I've got a cracking lute up there.

-BOTH:

-A lute?!

-Now you're talking.

Don't know if I can play a lute.

'What's a lute?'

-Played in the medieval days.

-Was it really?

-Do you mind just showing us it?

-I think I could play that.

-I've never tried to play a lute.

-I think I could play that.

Hey, sir. Are you from Prestatyn at all?

Well, I live here.

We've got to write a song about Prestatyn

and we are looking for any inspiration, maybe for lyrics,

that we can come up with.

Is there anything you know that might help us?

No.

Yeah, that sounds terrible,

-I think we should just do it with the guitar.

-I like it.

But is there any, like, kind of local facts or anything

that might inspire some lyrics?

No, we live by the sea.

-Live by the sea.

-Boom, that's big.

-You're a lot more talented than what you let on.

-There we are.

What do you love about Prestatyn?

Other than this lovely shop, obviously.

Various clientele comes in. Most of them are nice people.

You get the odd idiot, but most of them are nice, you know?

-That's a great lyric.

-The odd idiot.

Most of them are nice people, you get the odd idiot.

Yeah, yeah.

'Charming.

'Armed with an instrument,

'Sam and Mark are finding inspiration everywhere.'

# Bunny at the crossroad waiting for the green man

# Yeah yeah yeah. #

You still got it.

We've got to make a song up about Prestatyn

-and we've already got... Good jewels.

-Good jewels.

-From George.

-Yes.

-Live by the sea.

-Living in it.

-From Stephen.

I mean, the song basically writes itself.

I tell you what,

we have to just do two more minutes of this and we're done.

-Yeah.

-Two more minutes.

-Yeah.

-Max.

'Apparently, this challenge is too easy.'

-Want a cup of tea or something?

-Well, we should do.

I mean, we've got 50 quid.

The biggest thing for Prestatyn,

we are the end of the Offa's Dyke.

-Offers?

-Offa's.

-Offa.

Like the Pennine Trail? Like that?

That kind of thing, yeah. A National Trail.

Similar to the Pennine Trail.

Which is better, the Pennine Trail or Offa's Dyke?

Oh, Offa's, definitely.

Does it OFFA much more?

'Good one.'

All right, James, let's set the scene, yeah?

-Right.

-It's Friday. What are you going to be doing with your friends?

-Beach.

-Beach?

-Yeah.

-Beach. Yes!

Beaches are good. What do you do at the beach?

Build sand castles and...

-Of course you do.

-Yes.

Are yous actually on telly?

You just keep going down.

And at this time of day, this is called the golden hour.

-# The golden hour. #

-The golden hour.

The beautiful hills and fields of Prestatyn.

We have a retail park.

So, James, let's finish this off, right?

-Yeah.

-What are houses like?

Nice. Quite big, some of them.

Big houses, some of them.

-Big houses.

-Some of them.

Some of them are colourful.

-Hey, colourful.

-Quite colourful big houses.

Put that in.

Quirky shops in Prestatyn.

Could you put that on? Very quirky shops in Prestatyn.

# Quirky shops, quirky shops Quirky quirky shops

-# Yeah

-Quirky shops, quirky shops... #

Sing it with me.

-SAM AND MARK:

-# Quirky shops, quirky shops, quirky, quirky shops

# Quirky shop. #

Oh, got a little bit of vibrato on the end there.

-Love it!

-Are you busy tonight at eight o'clock?

-Why, what are you doing?

-Performing this song.

-Performing this song.

-Are we?

-Yeah.

-No, I can't, I've got to go somewhere,

but it's been an enormous pleasure. Thank you all very much.

It's been wonderful speaking to you, Diane.

"Wales in bloom. And Britain in bloom."

Oh.

-It rhymes.

-It does. Write it down.

-Because it's the same word.

-Oh. Do you know what I like?

It says "winners".

That's important.

'And unlikely if you don't get a move on

'and complete every part of the challenge.'

We need to get an instrument.

Yeah.

-# Maes Y Groes

-Yeah

# Maes Y Groes

-BOTH:

-# Maes Y Groes... #

'Apologies for the pronunciation, folks.'

# Maes Y Groes. #

What is this nonsense?

Well, it's... They are instruments.

With these ridiculous instruments,

it's going to matter what we actually look like.

And I've got you a new hat.

-I do not need a new hat, I've got one.

-You do. You do.

Yeah, but I'm happy with the one I have.

Mate, I reckon we should just go to this holiday park, then,

because then we can just rehearse.

We haven't got a lot of lyrics to go on.

It's only going to be, like, a minute long.

Yeah, I reckon we've got more than enough.

Johnny and Inel are going to be scared.

Do you know what? I think we've got enough material for an entire album.

I do.

'Armed with a tune and a load of lyrics...'

# To a magical place called Offa's Dyke... #

'..are Sam and Mark going to steal the show?

'Or will Johnny and Inel's laid-back approach

'and lovely new hat win the challenge for them?

'All will be revealed

'when Sam and Mark's Big Friday Face-Off returns.'

We'll find out what happens next later on in the show.

Do your Inel impression. MARK LAUGHS

But right now, here's what else is coming up

on tonight's Big Friday Wind-Up.

There is a dirty detention

for badly behaved parents in School Of Shame.

Just 12,000 balls stand between our families

and the star prize in Ball Fall.

And Joe and Jake sing us towards Saturday.

Now it's time to play a game that combines our two favourite things.

Music and mess.

All will be explained very soon,

but first let's find out who's playing tonight.

Will it be this person?

# Ain't nothing but a hound dog

# Crying all the time. #

That's it.

LAUGHTER

# And you ain't no friend of mine. #

CHEERING

Will it be these two?

-BOTH:

-# And we danced all night

# To the best song ever

# We know every line

# Now I can't remember. #

CHEERING

Or will it be these people?

-BOTH:

-# All the single ladies

# All the single ladies

# All the single ladies

# All the single ladies

# Put your hands up

# Oh oh-oh oh... #

I like that.

Don't worry, it won't be any of you.

Here's who's really playing tonight.

It's Sami's family from Hertfordshire.

But who will they face?

It's Eliza's family, also from Hertfordshire.

-Ooh.

-Ooh, it's a local derby.

-Teams, come on down, as we play... BOTH:

-Karasoake.

CHEERING

Welcome to the game that's basically karaoke with added moisture.

Indeed. One member of each team will attempt to sing

while the other team soaks them through.

Whoever gets the most lyrics out clearly is the winner.

OK, now, Sami, who have you got on your team?

Well, I've got my friend Daniel,

my sister Talia, my mum Filiz.

OK, so, who's going to be your singer?

-My mum.

-They've got you singing, then?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, how are you feeling about that?

-Yeah, great.

-Yeah?

She's not a very good liar, is she?

-No, she's not.

-Let's hear some of your dulcet tones, then.

-Oh, no.

-Sing Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up

in your loveliest voice.

# Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up! #

-Oh, it's good.

-It's good.

-I like that.

I reckon we've got a star in the making.

Nice work.

Eliza, who have we got on your team?

This is my best friend, Sophie,

my brother, Charlie, and my dad, Nick.

Nick, are you the nominated singer?

-I am, yes.

-Brilliant stuff.

OK, so, Eliza, why have you chosen Nick?

Because my mum wouldn't do it.

LAUGHTER

-Brilliant.

-"I ain't doing it."

Nick, let's hear some of your dulcet tones.

-Give us a note.

-Eh...

# Aaah. #

Oh, beautiful.

-Very nice.

-All I'm saying is Clash Of The Titans.

-Oh, indeed.

-OK, here we go.

Filiz, if you would make your way onto the Karasoake stage for us,

-thank you very much.

-Excellent stuff.

Eliza's team, go and select your soakers.

Now, while they do that, Filiz,

we have got two songs for you to choose from.

Would you like to sing Black Magic by Little Mix

or 9 To 5 by Dolly Parton?

Ooh.

Dolly Parton, I'll do.

-Oh, she's committed, I like that.

-I've got a good feeling about this.

OK, Filiz, there are 100 words in this section of the song.

What we need you to do is clearly sing

as many as you can while you're getting soaked.

-Are you ready?

-No.

-This is awkward.

-Soakers, are you ready?

-ALL:

-Yes.

-Definitely ready.

In that case, let Karasoake commence.

# Tumble outta...

# ..myself a cup...

# Try to come to life

# Jump out the shower and the blood starts pumpin'

# Out on the street and the traffic starts jumpin'

# The folks like me on the job from 9 to 5

# Working 9 to 5

# What a way to make a li...

# Barely gettin' by

# ..and no givin'

# ..lose my mind and they never give you credit

# It's just enough to drive you crazy if you...

# 9 to 5

-# For service and devotion. #

-BUZZER SOUNDS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hold your fire, hold your fire.

Well done.

Well done!

OK, I can tell you you sang 78 words correctly.

-Wow.

-Which is not bad at all.

Very good.

What have you got to say to your soakers?

Yeah, thanks.

All right, Nick, you're up next, if you'd like to take over, guys.

Here we go.

-Come on, Nick.

-You come on the Karasoake stage.

Right, and while he's doing that, Sami's team, select your soakers.

Right in the face.

Right in the face!

Right, Nick, it's time to find out what you will be singing.

Would you like Counting Stars by One Republic

or Copacabana by Barry Manilow?

-Copacabana.

-Straight away!

-Get in there.

-Copacabana!

-Loves the Manilow.

-Loves the Manilow.

-Who doesn't, mate? Who doesn't?

Brilliant stuff.

You need to sing 79 correctly

to beat Filiz' score, OK?

Best of luck. How are you feeling? Are you ready?

-I am ready as I'll ever be.

-Oh, I like it. Confident.

He looks petrified. He looks petrified.

OK, soakers, are you ready?

Yes.

OK, let Karasoake commence.

# Her name was Lola

# She was a showgirl

# With yellow feathers in her...

# And a dress...down to there

# She would merengue

# And do the cha-cha

# While she...

# ..to be a star

# Tony always tended bar

# Across the...

# They worked from 8 till 4

# They were... And they had each other

# Who could ask for more?

# At the Copa

# Copacabana

# North of Havana

# At the Copa

# Copacabana

# ..passion were always...

# At the Copa

# They fell in love... #

A little musical interlude.

Here we go.

# Her name was Rico

# He wore a diamond

# He was es... #

BUZZER SOUNDS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Hold your fire.

Nick.

Nick, I got soaked there. Off t' water bouncing off your head.

LAUGHTER

OK.

Nick, you needed to sing more than 78 words to win.

And I can reveal that you sang...

..83 words correctly!

-Five in it.

-Five words in it.

Which means, Eliza, you and your team, you are the winners!

Don't worry, Sami's team, you're not going away empty-handed.

We are going to give you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

-Is that all right?

-Yeah!

-And you got to soak Nick.

You did indeed. You did indeed. And, Eliza's team,

you guys get to go home with the karaoke machine,

which comes with 100 classic backing tracks!

The Copacabana's definitely going to be on that.

-It's got to be on there.

-Definitely.

-What do you think about that, guys, all right?

-Yeah.

-Beautiful.

-It's all right, that, yeah.

And also you will be taking part in our endgame Ball Fall

at the end of the show, so you could win some more prizes.

-Fantastic.

-Nick, was it worth all the pain and suffering?

-Of course it was.

-Brilliant.

"Course it was." Let's hear it once again for our Karasoake superstar!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now it's time for part two of the Big Friday Face-Off.

Do your Inel impression. HE LAUGHS

'Three hours ago, our duos had no idea

'that they had to write and rehearse a song

'in preparation for a performance

'at one of Prestatyn's top holiday venues.

'Sam and Mark's tune and guitar seemed to be a hit with the locals.'

-# Quirky, quirky shops

-Yeah. #

'While Johnny and Inel's hunt for lyrics

'has left them surprisingly confident.'

I think we've got enough material for an entire album.

'Both teams have yet to find at least one additional person

'to join the performance, but they both have a plan...'

-Ah.

-Ooh.

'The same plan.

'Cue the auditions.

'Johnny and Inel want backing singers.'

Next.

'But Sam and Mark don't want to share the limelight.'

What I would like you to do, Kirsty,

is hold that at a level that I'm comfortable with.

You might need to crouch, because you'd be at the front, wouldn't you?

I mean, the crowd are going to be there watching us...

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Next.

That's it, yeah.

So I'm doing that.

Good. Very good.

We have made our decision.

You've all made it.

-Yes.

-Yes.

Yes.

-Thank you.

-Yeah, welcome to the team.

'The stage is set.

'Both teams have put in some last-minute rehearsals,

'but whose song will win over our judges, Joe and Jake?'

We're both going to be looking

for a really confident and fun performance.

-We really want the guys to stand out and just enjoy themselves.

-Simple.

'Or is it?

'Time to find out.'

Introducing onto the stage, it's Johnny and Inel!

'Sing your heart out, lads.'

-I'm actually quite nervous now.

-Yeah, me too.

This song was made today.

Our song just speaks for itself, really, so...

INEL BEATBOXES

ALL: # PRESS THAT IN

# PRESS THAT IN PRESS THAT IN

# PRESS THAT IN!

# PRESS THAT IN

# Prestatyn

# Prestatyn Prestatyn

# Prestatyn!

# Prestatyn

# Prestatyn

# Prestatyn, Prestatyn... #

SAM: It's really good. It's really good.

It's annoyingly good.

# Prestatyn

# Prestatyn

# Prestatyn

# Prestatyn, Prestatyn... #

Sounds good. Sounds good to me.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'Wow. Just wow.

'Those boys really know how to handle a tiny saxophone.'

Sam and Mark!

CHEERING

'Will it be enough?'

Got it.

# Ooh-hoo

-# Wiki-wow-wow-wow

-Ooh-hoo-hoo

# Yeah

# Break it down

BOTH: # Prestatyn, Prestatyn

# Sounds like press that in Press that in

# Prestatyn, Prestatyn

# Sounds like press that in Press that in

# Prestatyn, Prestatyn

# Sounds like press that in

# Press that in Press that in, press that in

# Press it in, press it in Press the button

# Press it in, press it in Press it in

# Press it, press it in Press it in, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

# Prestatyn, Prestatyn

# Press that in, press that in

# Press that in, press that in

# Press that in, press that in. #

-Thank you!

-Thanks, everybody.

'I want to press that into my CD player and put it on repeat.

'Anyway, it's judgment time.'

So, Jake, what did you like about Johnny and Inel's song?

I loved how unique it was,

it was just so current and catchy,

and I think it got everyone involved.

And of course, the use of instrument.

-That instrument was fantastic.

-Fantastic use of instrument.

-Go on, give us a whirl.

-Give us a blast.

HE PLAYS NOTE

Beautiful, right? Isn't that beautiful?

Of course, Sam and Mark,

what did you love about their performance?

-The chorus.

-Press that in!

There we go.

Guys, guys, guys, guys, sing the chorus to Johnny and Inel's song.

-OK, we've got some trash talk.

-We're ready, aren't we, Jake?

-After three?

-After three.

You guys going to count three? In three...

ALL: Two, one!

-BOTH:

-Sam and Mark!

Yeah!

-Congratulations.

-There you go. Press that in.

# Press that in, press that in. #

-Yeah!

-Cheers, guys.

Oh. Wow, we get a trophy and everything!

Yeah!

Thanks to Johnny and Inel, thank you very much. Well played.

Well played. Excellent competitors.

'Sam and Mark, still number one.'

I'm Hacker T Dog and you're watching Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

Why do they need to be told that?

They know what they're watching. It makes no sense, cockers.

Am I still getting paid for this?

-BELL RINGS

-'Could everyone move

'quickly and quietly to the Wind-Up Assembly Hall?

'Mr "That Bell's For Me Not You" Nixon and Mr "Flaky Scalp" Rhodes

'have put some more parents in detention.

'Zeeshan's dad complained about a badly parked van.

'Turned out it was Ant and Dec's!

'Rhydian's mum disco dances like it's 1977.

'Beth's dad has a crazy moustache and swings his pants.

'Cara's stepdad can't tell the gents' loos from the ladies' loos -

'even though he's an optician.

'And Tom's dad plays and sings silly songs to all his friends.

'Welcome to the School Of Shame.'

Right. Zeeshan, Rhydian, Beth, Cara and Tom,

we're giving you the chance

to teach these naughty, naughty parents a lesson.

And in the process, one of you will be going home

with a fantastic prize - a tablet.

Listen up, we are about to play a game of musical chairs...

with a difference.

The difference being that your parent

could be getting covered in slop.

THUNDER RUMBLES

Right over t' head.

Juniors, are you ready?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Seniors, are you ready?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

In that case, Mrs Stevenson, and Joe and Jake, take it away.

JAUNTY TUNE PLAYS

RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

BELL RINGS

OK, stay facing forward.

Right, Zeeshan, I'm coming to you first.

I would like you to now write down the number chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

Number one, two, three, four or five.

To remind everyone at home,

could Zeeshan's parent please raise their hand?

You write it down, Zeeshan.

OK. Zeeshan,

I want you to now reveal the number chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

Chair number one.

Well, let's see if you're right. Juniors, turn round.

-Sorry, love.

-You were right, it was Rhydian's mum!

-Sorry.

-Sorry.

Which means we have to say goodbye to Rhydian and Rhydian's mum.

Four chairs left.

Mrs Stevenson, take it away.

JAUNTY TUNE PLAYS

RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

BELL RINGS

All right, stay facing forward.

Beth, I'm now coming to you.

We have two, three, four or five remaining.

Number one's gone. To remind everyone at home,

could Beth's parent please raise their hand?

Thanks very much.

OK, Beth. Write down the number of chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

What have you gone for?

Number three.

Well, it's time to find out if you're right.

Juniors, turn round.

Sorry, my mate.

You were right!

It was Tom's dad. Well done, Beth.

But unfortunately that means we have to say goodbye to Tom and his dad.

-See you, guys.

-See you later.

Right, we've got three seniors left.

Mrs Stevenson, take it away.

JAUNTY TUNE PLAYS

RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

BELL RINGS

Oh, that was a quick one. Right, Cara, I'm now coming to you.

You now need to write down the number chair

you think your parent isn't sitting on.

One and three have gone,

so we have two, four and five remaining.

Just to remind everyone at home,

could Cara's parent please raise their hand?

Thank you.

Right, Cara, which number chair do you think

your parent isn't sitting in?

You've gone for chair number five.

Let's see if you're right.

Juniors, turn round.

You were right, that's Beth's dad!

I'm getting good at this, I am. I'm getting good at this.

Do you know what?

A lovely bit of sportsmanship there from Cara's stepdad.

Just a little pat on the shoulder. "Sorry, mate. Sorry, mate."

So we've got to say goodbye.

Barry's off. See you later.

Beth, we've got to say goodbye to you as well.

There are two seniors left.

Mrs Stevenson, for the final time, take it away.

JAUNTY TUNE PLAYS

RHYTHMIC CLAPPING

BELL RINGS

OK, right, Zeeshan,

I need you to now write down

the number chair you think your parent isn't sitting on.

We have two and four left.

Write down a number.

To remind everyone at home,

could Zeeshan's parent please raise their hand?

Thanks very much.

OK, so, Zeeshan,

which number chair do you think your parent isn't sitting in?

Number four.

If you're right and your parent isn't sat in there,

you are today's winner.

If you're wrong, Cara is today's winner.

MARK CHUCKLES

LAUGHTER

MARK CACKLES

Juniors, turn round.

Oh, you were wrong, it was your dad!

Oh, which means we have to say goodbye

to Zeeshan's dad and Zeeshan.

Off you go, guys. We'll see later.

See you later, guys.

Eh, which means we have our winners,

and it's Cara and Cara's stepdad!

HERALDIC MUSIC PLAYS CHEERING

Well done, Richard.

Cara, that also means that you win that star prize, the tablet.

-How does that sound?

-Really good.

-Wahey, nice work.

Oh, and also, you didn't get any slop all over you.

You didn't.

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

-Mr Rhodes!

-I was going to say not get any slop on, but you did.

Sorry. Sorry. My mistake.

Don't forget, all our runners-up,

you're going to go home with a goody bag as well.

Wahey!

Keep the applause going for today's pupils in the School Of Shame.

CHEERING

Hi, we're gymnasts Beth Tweddle and Nile Wilson.

And we never miss Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

Except for when we do, which is all the time.

CHEERING

Give it up for the more talented, younger,

better-looking version of Sam and Mark, it's Joe and Jake!

-Hi, guys. How are you?

-Very well, thank you.

First of all, can we just say,

we saw you earlier in our Big Face-Off VT.

Thanks again for letting us win that.

We were the true winners. What a song.

-It was good.

-Still singing it.

-I'm still singing it.

-Great song.

-We love it.

It's ours now. We're going to take it.

Have it, lads. Have it. Have it.

Now, I have wanted to ask you this question for ages,

ever since you did it, but what was Eurovision like?

-Mad.

-Yeah.

-Weird and wonderful.

-Really?

Was it an amazing experience?

Yeah. It was like being stuck in, like, a huge bubble.

-Yeah.

-A good one.

-You don't realise what's going on. Of course.

You don't realise what is going on until it's all over and you're like,

"Oh, wait, there is the rest of the world."

It is such a huge thing to be part of.

Fair play to you for doing it.

It must have been nerve-racking performing on that stage.

It was, definitely.

But it was something we had worked so hard for,

and obviously to get the chance to represent your country and sing,

obviously it's what we love doing, so it was amazing.

-We thoroughly enjoyed it. We'd do it again.

-Would you?

-Yeah.

As a boyband with you two, obviously.

He really wants to do Eurovision.

-I so want to do it.

-Do it, do it.

-I reckon we should sort this out.

-Please, please, lads.

-Lads, you're performing at the end of the show, aren't you?

-We are.

-What are you going to be doing?

-It's our new single, isn't it, Jake?

-It will be. It's called Tongue Tied.

-Nice.

-We're very excited.

Brilliant. Well, we're looking forward to that.

Give them a massive round of applause.

CHEERING Top lads.

Right now it's time to play Ball Fall.

Welcome to the final game of the show.

A battle of wits, strategy and balls.

Let's welcome back our teams.

It's Mya's team.

CHEERING

And Eliza's team.

CHEERING

Mya, have you got over meeting Nikki Bella?

Well, introduce the gang for us.

This is Leanne, my mum.

-Aaron, my brother.

-Woohoo!

-And Chelsea, my sister.

Woohoo! Nice to have you here, guys.

And over here. Eliza, who have we got?

This is my dad, Nick,

my brother, Charlie, and my mum, Leila.

Beautiful. Let's explain how it works.

Our teams are below a tank of balls just waiting to drop on them.

We'll be asking you some questions each worth 1,500 balls.

Get your question right and those balls

will fall on a member of the opposing team.

But if you get it wrong the balls will fall on you.

THEY CACKLE

SAM CACKLES

LAUGHTER

Each player's cubicle can hold up to 3,000 balls.

So, it's two strikes and you're out.

The first team to be totally covered loses.

And the winning team will go home with tonight's star prize -

a games console!

OOHING

Is everyone ready?

-Yeah.

-They sound ready.

Now, remember, if at any time you want to get out of the tank...

-ALL:

-Push the door behind you.

Right. Team Mya, we're starting with you.

Chelsea, you get the first question.

OK.

What colour are the benches in the House of Commons?

Green.

That's the right answer.

Which means you get to nominate a member of Eliza's team

to drop the balls on.

Number five, six, seven or eight.

-Eight.

-Number eight.

Oh, the balls are falling on you.

Leila, poor Leila.

Charlie is putting them in as well.

Brilliant. OK.

First question is for you, Eliza.

Which band has had hits with She Looks So Perfect and Amnesia?

Five Seconds Of Summer.

Is the correct answer.

Well done, Eliza.

Which means that you get to pick either one, two, three

or four for the balls to fall on.

-Who are you going for?

-Four.

Number four.

OK, Mya.

Oh.

Right, OK.

We're over to Aaron. Aaron, you're not meant to be cheering

for that.

Right, Aaron, it's time for your question.

What is the name of the little girl who befriends the BFG?

I don't know.

The answer is Sophie.

But you got that wrong so, Aaron, number two,

the balls are falling on you.

All right. OK, Nick. It's your question.

The Stratosphere and Caesars Palace

are famous hotels in which American city?

Las Vegas.

Yes, it's Las Vegas.

OK.

So who are you picking?

Are you picking one, two, three, four?

-Number four.

-Number four.

-Oh, no!

-See you later, Mya.

-Bye!

Right, give us an air-five.

There we go.

Wahey!

OK, right. So it's back over to you guys.

Leanne, here comes your question.

In snooker, how many points do you get for potting a red ball?

One.

That's the right answer.

So, who are you going to nominate?

Number eight, seven, six or five?

-Eight.

-Number eight.

Sorry, Leila. Bye.

You all right, Leila? Thumbs up from Leila.

Brilliant. OK.

Next question is for you, Charlie.

Which CBBC show

features the characters Millie and Lauren McDonald?

Say any CBBC show, you might get it right.

I don't know.

-Pass.

-OK.

It's Millie In Between.

Which means the balls are falling on you, Charlie, number seven.

Right, OK.

We're back over to Team Mya.

Chelsea, back to you for your question.

What is the world's largest mammal?

A whale.

Need you to be more specific.

A humpback whale.

That's the wrong answer.

It was a blue whale, which means, Chelsea, number one,

the balls are falling on you.

OK. Eliza, we are back to you.

The Boeing 747 is an example of which mode of transport?

Plane.

It is a plane. Well done.

Which means you can pick either one, two or three.

-One.

-You're going for one.

See you later, Chelsea.

Bye.

Give us a thumbs up, Chelsea.

Brilliant. OK. Right, Aaron, it's time for your question.

If you get this wrong, Aaron,

the balls are falling on you and you will be out of the game.

Best of luck. Which author created the character Peter Rabbit?

David Allmond.

That's the wrong answer.

It was Beatrix Potter.

-I didn't know!

-I know you didn't know.

Which means, I'm afraid, Aaron,

the balls are falling on you, number two.

We've got to say goodbye to you.

Unlucky, mate.

Brilliant. Give us a wave in there, mate.

OK. Over to you, Nick.

What is the name of the only town in England

that has an exclamation mark at the end?

I know!

I have no idea.

It's Westward Ho!

Which means the balls are falling on you, number six.

Eliza is not happy that some of the balls have gone into hers.

I love that. Nick just had loads of balls dropped on him,

you've got about three that landed in your cubicle.

-Four, actually.

-Oh, sorry. Sorry. Four. OK, right.

Leanne, it's over to you for your question.

Here we go.

What is 203

take away 48?

-Five seconds.

-My mind is gone. It's gone. Don't know.

Five, four, three, two, one.

The answer was 155.

Which means, number three, the balls are falling on you.

-OK.

-OK. So, Charlie, we come to you.

If you get this right,

the balls will be falling on number three

and you've won the game. Best of luck.

Sandstone and granite are types of rocks.

Is this true or false?

-True.

-He says true.

And you are right to say true,

which means the balls are falling on number three.

-Sorry, guys. Bye!

-Sorry.

Oh. Are you in there?

She's OK!

All right. Unlucky, Mya's team.

That means, unfortunately, you've lost the game.

Let's release the balls.

Release the balls.

Go on, push the balls out.

Push them out. Push them out.

There we go.

-Brilliant.

-Now, Mya's team,