Yes Lad Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

'Why is this boy pulling that very silly face?

'Why did this man choose that seat, has he got a secret crush?

'And why did this woman come dressed as a gorilla? Sorry, madam.

'Our mistake.

'Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

'It is Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-up.

'Ladies and gentlemen, here they are. It's Sam and Mark!'

APPLAUSE

BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!

We have got one heck of a show coming up for you today.

In a few minutes, we will witness the daddy of all red faces

as two dads go head-to-head in the Egg Factor.

Plus, we will be playing TV's most gripping game, Hang On.

And find out what happened

when we went undercover to secretly give someone a brilliant day.

You guys are our millionth customer today.

So, as a thank you and a gift we would like to give you

a free planetarium show and also membership for the year.

Now, we all know there are some embarrassing parents out there.

Parents who think it is cool to wear shades, wind down the car window

and blast out '80s music whilst they drive around.

Imagine that, giving the thumbs up to passers-by.

-That would be so embarrassing, right?

-So embarrassing, mate.

-Who would do something like that?

-Well, someone like...

Ella's dad, Leon.

-Ella, where are you?

-I think she is the one doing that up there.

Can you confirm that man is your dad?

She doesn't want to confirm it.

We know it actually is, and, Ella, sit right there,

I'm coming for you.

Hi, Ella. Sorry to shock you there.

-But your dad is pretty embarrassing, isn't he?

-Yeah.

-How often does he embarrass you, Ella?

-A lot.

-All the time?

-Yeah.

24 hours a day? That must be bad, that.

Well, we have been talking to your dad on Big Friday Wind-up

and he told us

that you sometimes like to dress up in his clothes for a bit of a laugh.

-Is that true?

-Yeah.

What are you doing, that is just as embarrassing, Ella!

Yeah.

Well, he can't be here today, sadly, but he wanted to get you back

and I think he has done just that.

A round of applause for Ella, everyone.

Yeah, don't worry, Ella, because you're not the only one.

Isn't that right, Harriet!

Tell us how embarrassing your dad is.

-Really embarrassing.

-And he does this thing, the morning song.

Oh, God.

-How does the morning song go, Harriet?

-Sing us a bit.

-Come on, don't be shy.

-A little ditty.

-I don't really know it.

Where exactly is your dad today?

Er, he's at work.

That's a shame, I would have loved him to sing the morning song to you.

Actually, he's not at work today.

Ella, your dad isn't at work today, either.

In fact, they are both right here in the wind-up studio.

Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the embarrassing dads,

Leon and Adam.

APPLAUSE

There they are, Harriet, Ella. They are doing you proud.

-What do you think of that?

-Oh, no!

Brilliant, Ella, anything you want to say to your dad right now?

I'm going to get you back.

Well, it is fair to say they have done a sterling job

at embarrassing you both, but who is the most embarrassing dad?

I think we should find out by playing a game we like to call the Egg Factor.

Come on down, girls.

'Please welcome Ella's daddy cool dadda Leon

'and Harriet's silly saying papa, Adam!'

Our embarrassing dads will go head-to-head over three rounds

to discover who the ultimate eggy dad is.

-Leon, how are you feeling, mate?

-OK.

-Adam, are you feeling silly?

Very, thank you.

All right, let's waste no time and play Round One, Word Up.

'Round One, Word Up.'

There is nothing more embarrassing than a dad trying to talk

-teen slang, innit though.

-Innit just.

-Exactly.

That is why in this round Leon and Adam must try to use

a cool teen slang word in a sentence.

The most embarrassing use of the slang will be awarded

a point by a panel of three independent real kids.

-Hey, real kids, are you real?

-Yeah! Of course you are.

-Dads, are you ready?

-Yes.

Beautiful, in that case you now have 10 seconds

to write down your sentence using the word YOLO.

Harriet thinks you know this.

OK. Leon, your sentence is...

My trousers are YOLO.

He's not wrong! To be fair, he's not wrong.

He may be embarrassing, but he's a comedy genius.

Not bad at all, that.

-Adam? Any better?

-How YOLO can you go?

-Good answer.

Let's go over to this week's real kids for the correct use

of the word YOLO.

YOLO stands for You Only Live Once, not to be confused with YOLT,

or You Only Live Twice, which is a James Bond film from 1967.

Thank you.

Yeah, thanks, real kid.

Who do you think gets the point?

By showing yellow for Leon or blue for Adam,

please vote for the most embarrassing answer.

Three, two, one. Go!

Adam. Well done.

Adam, that means you take the round, but there is all still to play for

as we move into Round Two of the Egg Factor,

Eggy Telly Belly.

'Round Two, Eggy Telly Belly.'

In this round the dads will be performing a dramatic scene

with the same weight of cultural significance

you might expect to find in any award-winning drama.

Except the stars of the show will be

the dads' bellies with faces drawn on them.

-Sam, please reveal those bellies.

-With pleasure.

Now, dads, you must perform a scene where Leon's belly has an argument

with Adam's belly about what to have for breakfast.

Three, two, one. Telly belly.

Hello, Adam.

-Do you fancy an Olympic breakfast?

-No.

-Why?

-I'm on a diet.

-On a diet?

-Yeah.

-You don't look like it.

-You're welcome!

-You're ugly.

This is my furry look.

I like it.

KLAXON HOOTS

-Time is up.

-I've got to say, hard-hitting stuff, everyone.

What do you think of that?

Wow. Truly, truly horrible.

How did we ever win a BAFTA for this show?

Let's ask our real kids how they felt about that.

Real kids, which our performing dads was the most embarrassing

in that round? Three, two, one, vote.

Unanimous.

All right.

It's one round all which means it is all to play for

as we go into our final round.

Round Three, Eggy Special Skills.

In the third and final round, our dads will be using

their inner individual embarrassment skills to really ramp up the LOLs.

Oh, exciting. Leon, you are going first.

Tell us, what are you going to be doing?

I'm going to do an impression of my daughter, Ella.

Are you looking forward to that, Ella?

Adam, what are you going to be doing?

I'm going to be doing the morning song for my daughter, Harriet.

-Oh, yeah, we get to hear it.

-Can't wait. Going to be great.

OK, Leon, this is your last chance to shine. I can't wait.

Take it away.

Here we go.

Yeah, whoo!

Looks just like you, Ella!

Yay!

Breathtaking, absolutely breathtaking, Leon. Wonderful, that.

Absolutely wonderful. How are you feeling about that, Ella?

It's like looking in the mirror. Adam, you are up next.

The best of luck. Get yourself ready, buddy.

Very much looking forward to this.

Singing It Is Raining In My Heart in his pyjamas, it's Adam.

# The sun is out, the sky is blue

# There's not a cloud to spoil the view

# But it's raining

# Raining...

# Raining in my heart. #

-Oh, bless her.

-That was like some kind of beautiful dream.

Not for Harriet, it wasn't.

OK, for the final time let's go over to our real kids

to find out whose performance was the most embarrassing

and who is today's winner.

Real kids, time to vote. Three, two, one.

It's Leon!

Congratulations, Leon.

That means that you win the exclusive Egg Factor golden egg cup.

Hold it up, there we go. Well done, Leon.

And because you are today's winner of the Egg Factor,

we are going to be seeing you later on, and you, Ella,

because you are both taking part in our endgame Ball Fall Turbo.

-How are you feeling about that, Leon?

-Looking forward to it.

-How are you feeling about that, Ella?

-OK.

Two thumbs up. That will do for me.

Because you've been fantastic sports we are going to give you,

Ella and Harriet, a Bluetooth speaker.

Not too bad. Worth it.

Give it up for both our Egg Factor contestants. Well done.

Hello, I'm Cel Spellman.

Sam and Mark taught me everything I know about presenting.

How not to do it.

Now, it is fair to say what is right is right

but sometimes what's right is most definitely wrong.

This next game just goes to show that what is wrong can be right

and what's right can be wrong.

I have no idea what's happening, but let's play

When You Are Right You Are Wrong.

We want as many wrong answers as we can get in two minutes

working our way down this long line of wrong 'uns.

We will ask each contestant three yes or no questions

but we only want the wrong answers.

Get three wrong answers in a row

and they will win a much sought-after prize.

Stylish and dishwasher safe.

However, give us a correct answer and they must quickly leave the game

and make way for the next contestant. What could be easier?

-Nothing. Everything. I don't know.

-Let's get two minutes on the clock.

-If you would like to step up here.

-Your time starts now.

-Do ducks have beaks?

-Yes.

-Straight away.

-Next, next.

-Does a tricycle have five wheels?

-No.

-Get off! You're rubbish!

-Is 10 a number?

-Yes.

Get off. You're rubbish!

-Are oranges orange?

-No.

Does a square have more sides than a hexagon?

-Yes. No.

-Get off, you!

Has a mango ever grown legs and performed a tango?

No.

Get off!

-Are there 31 days in July?

-No.

-Can you write with a pen?

-No.

-Are traffic lights red amber and blue?

-Yes.

-I'm so excited.

-Is up the opposite of down?

-No.

-Do you find sand in the desert?

-Yes.

Get off, will you?

Have you ever see me dance on an enormous blue tomato?

-Yes.

-Are fox's half dog and half cat?

-No.

Get off, will you?

-Do stars come out at night?

-No.

-Do I have 20 toes on each of my feet?

-No.

-Go, go! Do cows go moo?

-No.

-Are seahorses actually real?

-No.

-Carry on.

-Do sausages grow on trees?

-Yes.

-You can have a mug.

-Is a hairdryer usually used to dry hair?

-No.

-Is London in England?

-No.

-Is the smallest number in the world 50 million?

-Yes.

-Get a mug, you were good.

-That's more like it.

-Is red a colour?

-No.

-Do snakes have legs?

-No.

Of course they do, what are you talking about, man?!

Is yesterday before tomorrow?

No.

Are gloves usually worn on your ears?

Yes.

Are you stood in my garden right now?

No.

KLAXON

Oooh! Mate!

-Mate!

-Wow, that was a horrible standard!

-OK, time is up!

-Time is up.

Hey, so wrong there, but yet so right.

-Well done to all of our players, round of applause.

-Well done!

-APPLAUSE

-Well done, guys.

Well done. Now, what would a lovely day be for you?

Oh, I don't know. A full English, then maybe a bit of telly,

followed by a bubble bath and then in bed by nine.

Oh, interesting. See what happened when we went undercover

to give someone a day filled with luck and just general loveliness.

Today we've pulled out all the stops to create an amazing experience

for science-mad Stephen at a science museum in Bristol.

But first, let's make doubly sure that he's really into science

by sending in one of the Wind-Up crew to find out.

-(IN IRISH ACCENT)

-Excuse me, would you mind if I just stop you there

for a second? I'm just doing some market research.

Sorry about the dodgy fake accent,

we just can't get the staff these days.

-So what's your name there?

-Stephen.

Stephen. Have you ever considered a career in science when you're older?

Yes, I want to be an astrophysicist!

Oh, really? Wow, he's a clever one!

Certainly is, yes.

Is there anyone in science who you really look up to?

-Stephen Hawking.

-Stephen Hawking! That's brilliant.

-(IN VOICEOVER)

-That's enough questions. Stephen's earned

his first treat of the day, his favourite sweets.

-There you go! Is it your favourite?

-Yeah!

-No way!

But the real surprises are waiting inside.

Hi, guys! Welcome to We The Curious.

-Hello.

-Right, it's your lucky day today,

because you guys are our millionth customer today.

Oh, wow!

So, as a thank you and a gift, we would like to give you

a free planetarium show and also membership for the year.

So, here you are, congratulations.

And just before you go, to show you're very special today,

we've got a special star.

(IN VOICEOVER) OK, that is a bit rubbish.

So could you please put this on?

But Stephen doesn't mind at all!

There we go.

-Go straight in that way.

-Thank you very much!

No, no worries! My pleasure.

-(VOICEOVER)

-Stephen wastes no time putting his membership to good use

and tries out absolutely everything there is

to see and do in this wonderland of science.

But now it's time for lunch, and also time for Stephen

to come face-to-face with one of his heroes.

Did we get Stephen Hawking?

No, it's me!

Excuse me, mate, can I help you?

A black coffee.

Yeah.

Fizzy drinks? Yeah, yeah, we've got...

Let's see if Mark makes a good waiter.

Apple, we've got rhubarb...

Rhubarb? Who wants that?

Anything like that?

-Apple? Apple, OK.

-And, also, can I have

-two pieces of the Victoria sponge...

-Yeah.

..and a piece of that chocolate one?

Of course you can, mate, yeah, no worries.

Mark must be doing something right,

because Stephen hasn't noticed him yet.

Or has he?

Two Victoria sponge, yeah?

Sorry, it's my first day here, so I'm a bit, like...

A bit rubbish. But can you work the till?

-Sorry, I'm still trying to...

-TILL BEEPS

Oh, you're joking.

Do you know how much all these are?

-Because, like, I've not...

-I don't know.

-No.

Well, he'd best have his lunch for free then.

Cos you've been very patient with me,

leave the money, mate, you can have it.

-Is that all right?

-Yeah.

Yeah, do you want me to take it to your table?

Cos there's quite a lot here.

-(VOICEOVER)

-Wow, a free lunch and he's getting waited on

-by an A-list celebrity!

-Where? I can only see you.

Good one, Sam.

So, have a cracking day, and, er, enjoy the rest of it! Ta-ra.

Unbelievable, Mark got away with that.

Aaah! Excellent!

Stephen didn't have a clue, went really, really well.

A very polite young man.

I just need to find Sam now... Oh, wow.

What is that?

So now it's Sam's turn to keep an eye on Stephen,

and make sure he has a great day.

Here he comes to sit down at the science tour,

but he's got no idea that Sam's in the room.

There's no way he's going to see Sam in that hairy disguise.

Oh, might have spoken too soon. Has he been spotted?

No, it's all right.

Time to get this show on the road!

Hello, everybody!

-ALL:

-Hello.

This is the Boggling Brains Show.

Put your hands up if you've got a brain!

-That's debatable!

-Oh, bit of bants from Stephen's mum!

OK, so let's test that your brains are working.

Can I ask you all to shout out your names after three?

What is your name? One, two, three...

George!

Who's George?

Luckily, Stephen's more into the science.

He's happy to sit back and enjoy this awesome science show,

exploring everything there is to know about the brain.

I was kind of hoping somebody might like to volunteer.

Put your hands up if you would like to be a neuron.

I wonder who she'll pick.

Would you like to come up?

Well, who'd have thought it?

Yes, Stephen! You look fantastic! Take a bow!

APPLAUSE

And it looks like it's my lucky day, too, because they're about to

demonstrate how the brain controls the bladder.

Stephen, touch the bladder, cos we need to go for a wee!

APPLAUSE

And if you think that was good, we were only just getting started.

Stick around, because the second part is coming up very soon,

as well as all of this.

They don't know it yet, but someone is

about to meet their favourite TV stars.

And us.

Who can keep their eye on the prize and just hang on?

And Yes Lad takes on the Selfie Stick Challenge.

-Sam, we're a double-act, right?

-Yes.

-Yeah, we are.

-We have sleepovers

at each other's houses, where we eat candyfloss together.

We're little darlings, really, aren't we?

We don't need love lessons, and we'll never have

a clean break, because we are best friends.

Um...right?

Me and you will never go in the dustbin, baby.

Ahhh, that's right...

..Queenie!

Mark has not finally lost his marbles, oh, no,

he is referring to just some of the books

written by a very famous author.

Which author do you think it is...Lilya?

-Oooh!

-Go on, who is it?

Jacqueline Wilson.

Jacqueline Wilson!

She's one smart cookie! Oh, that's enough of that.

Stay where you are, Lilya, we're coming for ya!

APPLAUSE

How are you, Lilya?

Um...

-A bit shocked?

-Yeah!

So, Lilya, we have heard that

you are a massive fan of the Jacqueline Wilson books.

What is it that you like about them so much?

-I like reading fiction, but about the real world as well.

-Nice.

So you've got a few books at home, have you?

A few.

-A few, Mark!

-Have you got a lot?

Yeah, I counted them the other day.

-Really?

-How many have you got?

-36.

Are there any that you don't have?

Of the Jacqueline Wilson series.

-Probably...

-Yeah?

-I don't know which ones,

because I've got a lot.

Of course, yeah.

-But probably.

-Right, OK. And are you a fan of

the CBBC versions of the shows?

-Oh, yes.

-Brilliant. Which one's your favourite?

-Hetty Feather.

-It's a good show!

It's a brilliant one. So who's your

favourite character of all time, would you say?

Either Hetty Feather or Sheila.

-OK.

-So it's fair to say that

you're a bit of an expert when it comes to all things JW?

-Yeah?

-Yeah, pretty much!

-OK, well,

we're going to give you a chance to win some amazing prizes then.

-Come with us as we play Place That Face. Come on!

-Come on, Lilya!

APPLAUSE

All right! So, Lilya,

in front of you there is a grid with nine numbered doors.

Behind each door is a picture of a character

from one of your favourite Jacqueline Wilson CBBC dramas.

For each one you can correctly identify,

you will win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash!

-Oh, yeah!

-CHEERING

Now, Lilya, you have 60 seconds on the clock

and your time starts as soon as

you choose your first number, understood?

-Excellent.

-You're going to do good on this, aren't you?

-I think so.

-All right, I'm going to go over here.

-OK.

-The best of luck.

-OK, Lilya, choose your first number.

-Five.

-Five, five!

Who's that?

Uh, Floss!

-That's right, well done!

-OK!

Next.

Uh, six.

Six, six, OK, here we go.

Who's that?

-Gideon.

-Gideon from Hetty Feather, well done.

OK, next.

Uh, seven.

Seven, down here.

Jodie.

From The Dumping Ground, yeah, well done!

-You're fast! Next!

-One.

-One!

Who's that? Uh...

..Ryan.

-From The Dumping Ground!

-Yeah!

-Nine.

-Number nine, down here.

Who's that?

Matron Bottomly.

From Hetty Feather!

-OK, next!

-Um, eight.

-Number eight.

Who's that?

Um...

-Harriet.

-Well done, Hetty Feather, yes, right.

-Next!

-Uh, three?

-Three!

-Three.

-Three.

Uh...

-Sasha.

-Yes, from The Dumping Ground, well done!

-Next!

-Which one have...

-Uh, two.

-I'll take two.

-Go for two.

-OK. Ah, ah! Who's that?

-Surprise!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Who is it?

Hetty Feather!

KLAXON

Come on round, lovely!

-Give her a hug!

-Hello!

Congratulations, Lilya, you managed to name...

-..eight faces!

-Wow!

-Which means you have won eight prizes

from the Wind-Up prize stash!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Well done.

-And of course,

everyone say hello to the lovely Isabel Clifton!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-What do you think about that, Lilya?

-That's amazing!

Oh, bless her. Hey, well, check this out.

It doesn't end there, no, no, no.

We are giving you the chance to win a star prize.

A signed Hetty Feather script!

-No!

-Yes!

-CROWD:

-Oooh!

Awesome. Now, to win that prize,

all you need to do, Lilya,

is identify three more characters

which will appear on the screen behind you.

However, you're not going to be able to see them,

and what's going to happen

is Isabel is going to describe them to you. Understood?

-OK.

-Beautiful, in that case, Isabel,

-if you'd like to stand on that mark right there.

-You stay with me.

Beautiful. Now you've got 30 seconds to identify all three

and win that prize.

-Are you ready?

-Yeah.

Your time starts now.

Can we have the first picture, please?

She's a girl, she's got long, black, curly hair and...

She's quite naughty, she's in Dani's Castle...

-Oh, Tracy Beaker.

-Yes! Brilliant!

Can we have the next picture, please?

The main care worker in the Dumping Ground...

-Mike.

-Yeah.

-Yeah! Brilliant, OK,

can we have the third and final picture, please?

-Go for it.

-Um, she's Hetty Feather's nemesis,

-she's quite horrible, part of the...

-Sheila.

-Yeah.

-Yeah!

CHEERING

-Well done!

-Well done!

Come over here, Isabel,

Fantastic, you managed to get all three right,

which means you win tonight's star prize!

CHEERING

Well done!

Lilya, you know that third picture that you got right, Sheila?

-Yeah.

-Take a look behind you, have a look.

It's Polly Allen, who plays Sheila in Hetty Feather!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You win the star prize as well of getting to meet Polly and Isabel.

And you've got eight prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash,

and later on we're going to see you

-in Ball Fall Turbo, does that sound good?

-Yeah!

Brilliant! And guess what!

We've got another little surprise for you, Lilya,

take a look at this.

Hi, Lilya. I hope you're having a wonderful time

with Sam and Mark today.

Now, they say you're a really keen fan of my books.

There's just one you haven't got.

Diamond. Well, guess what!

I've just signed a special copy for you.

I do hope you enjoy reading it.

And here it is, this is the one

that you couldn't remember that you didn't have,

this is her book and she's signed it

-especially for you, Lilya, is that all right?

-Oh, my God! Thank you!

-You're very welcome.

-You're very welcome.

Please, give it up one more time for Lilya, Polly and Isabel!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Well done, darling.

You're very welcome. But right now, let's find out what happened

when Stephen's lucky day got even luckier.

We're in Bristol to give science whizz Stephen

a lucky day he'll never forget.

So far he's been given free sweets,

a year-long, all-access pass to his favourite museum,

a free lunch from a very poorly disguised Mark

and he's been called up on stage during the big science show.

But next up is the planetarium,

and yet another surprise is waiting for him.

-Come and stand in here with me, yeah?

-I've got the ticket.

-Are you having a good day?

-Yeah!

-Hello!

-Hello!

I think, actually, it might just be

the four of us in the planetarium today.

-(VOICEOVER)

-Stephen looks pretty happy with that.

-I'm Alison, by the way, what's your name?

-Stephen.

-Stephen.

-And I'm your one millionth customer!

-No way!

Come on in, you three.

-Take some 3D glasses on your way in.

-Thank you.

Stephen's day gets even luckier,

he's got a private viewing in the UK's first 3D planetarium,

giving him an out-of-this-world VIP experience.

Oh, there goes the sun.

And if you hit the button for Jupiter,

just once, that's it, let's have a look.

Stephen's even being allowed to use the controls,

but how has his lucky day made him feel?

Absolutely indescribable!

-Oh, cool!

-It was amazing.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

After an epic lucky day, Stephen's had no idea

that it's all been a set-up.

So let's give him one last surprise and get one of his heroes

to deliver the news.

Stephen!

Look, over here!

It's me, Steve Backshall!

How you doing? I heard that you are a massive fan of Deadly.

Yeah!

What you don't know is that you're currently on

Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

-All right, mate?

-Hello, mate! How you doing? You all right?

-I'm Sam.

-How you doing, mate?

I'm Mark!

We have been filming you all day today,

and giving you some special little treats along the way.

You got some sweets this morning, your favourite sweets, didn't you?

-Yeah.

-We set that up, cos we knew they were your favourite sweets.

You've had free membership today, haven't you?

We set that up as well, we set that up!

And you know when you were in the caff earlier on and that weird man

with the moustache gave you some free food and drink?

-That was me, mate!

-That was him!

-That was me! It was!

Remember the guy with the beard and the bandana called George?

That was me.

LAUGHTER The reason why we've done this today

and given you all these special treats is because

we know how amazing you are, that you do lots of charity work

and you do lots of things for your local community.

And, quite frankly, we think you're a bit of a star, man.

So, what we've decided to do is name an actual star after you.

And this is for you, buddy!

This is your certificate to say, Stephen,

there's a star in your name.

This is genuine - there's a star up in space that is named after you.

Have you had, like, quite a lucky day, would you say?

-Yeah.

-Yeah? What's been your favourite part?

-Getting a free star.

Getting the free star! Brilliant!

At least he's honest about it!

LAUGHTER

APPLAUSE

-Aw!

-Yes.

-How cool was that?!

-Yeah!

And here is the star of lucky day, Stephen.

-How you doing, mate, you all right?

-Yeah, I'm fine.

Now, Stephen, did you have any idea that something was going on

to give you the luckiest day ever?

-No.

-No, excellent!

-Ah! See? See?

And I'll tell you what,

we sorted out a message from Steve Backshall for you,

a bespoke trip to the planetarium,

and the thing that you seemed to love the most

out of the WHOLE day was getting those sweets!

-You absolutely loved those sweets, didn't you, Stephen?

-Yes!

Well, mate, thank you for being the star of your very own lucky day.

Give it up for Stephen, everyone!

-Well done, mate. Nice one.

-Cheers, buddy!

Now, next up, we are going to be...

LOUD RASPBERRY

SHORTER RASPBERRY

Oh!

-Can someone open a window, please?

-It's time for this!

-Welcome to the dangliest game on your telly.

-The rules are simple.

Over two rounds, eight grown-ups must hang on to these bars

for as long as they possibly can.

If they let go at any moment, they will fall into these pits

full of deadly piranha fish!

HE LAUGHS EVILLY

-Yeah?

-Little sponge blocks.

-Oh.

-LAUGHTER

-The hangers-on who hold on the longest in each round will go

head-to-head in a nail-biting hang-off, where both finalists

must hold on for as long as they possibly can whilst being pelted...

..WITH COLD CAT SICK!

HE LAUGHS EVILLY

-Yeah?

-Footballs.

-Oh.

The king or queen of the swingers will win a prize for their family!

-Hey!

-Hey!

Let's meet today's first hangers-on.

This is Steven.

His favourite thing in the entire world is chip shop chips.

Meet Sarah. She's never, ever had a bath.

Here's Ian. He loves bouncing on other people's sofas.

Welcome, Alex. He WON'T eat risotto.

He says it's got BITS in it.

OK! Let's play.

Grown-ups, remain stood on the platform,

but please grab onto the bar.

Now, in a moment, I will count down three, two, one,

and then I'll say, "Hang on!"

You should gently step off the platform and begin dangling

when I say, "Hang on."

Are you happy to proceed?

In that case...

Three, two, one...

..hang on!

-OK. Ooh, we've got a bit of a swingy Steven here.

-Ooh, wow. OK.

We've got a swingy Steven.

Alex and Ian, they look pretty good.

-OK.

-They look pretty good at the moment.

-Ooh, Sarah's gone, Sarah's out!

-Sarah's gone. Sarah's gone.

-Sarah's out of the game!

-Ian looks solid.

-Stay where you are, Sarah.

Ian looks really solid over here. Alex, you're doing great.

Steven's looking good.

OK. Come on, Alex, come on, Alex. You can do this.

-Whoa!

-Come on! This is...

-This is great!

-..really, really good.

-Look at Steven, he's good, man!

Oh, he's struggling, he's struggling, he's struggling.

He's going... Oh!

OK, Alex is gone, we've got two left.

It's between Steven and Ian!

Come on, Ian, come on, mate.

-Come on, Steven!

-Come on!

-Come on, Steven!

-Steven, you're doing great, Ian, you're doing great.

-Look at Ian!

-Ian is AMAZING!

-This is GREAT.

Come on! Come on, Steven! Stay in there!

Come on, Ian, that's it mate, that's it, that's brilliant.

-Wow, we're going to be here all day!

-Come on! Come on!

-He ain't going anywhere, mate.

-Look at this!

-He ain't going anywhere.

-Ooh, he's moved!

-Risky move, risky move.

Look at this! Wow, this is incredible.

We have a winner!

Well done, Ian, well done, mate. How are you feeling after that?

-Worn out!

-Worn out, I bet you are!

Well, sorry, mate, we've got to do it all over again,

because you are now in the final of Hang On!

Give it up for Ian, everyone!

Well done, buddy.

CHEERING

But who will Ian be going head-to-head

or arms-to-arms with in the final?

There's only one way to find out.

Let's meet the hangers-on!

This is Matt. He pretends to have bad knees.

That's Joel.

Joel thinks everything tastes of pineapple.

That's Tracy.

She owns three pet eggs called James, Natalie and Mark.

And say hello to Jennie, who can't help pulling stupid faces

when she's nervous. Like that one.

LAUGHTER

That's quite a mixed bag of grown-ups.

OK, remain stood on the platform, but grab onto the bar, please.

Are you happy to proceed?

In that case, three, two, one...

..hang on!

Come on.

Come on, Tracy.

-Come on!

-Whoa!

-We've got one gone.

-Oh, already? That was quick, that was quick.

-Unlucky, unlucky.

-We're looking solid on this side, Mark.

Come on, you can do it. You can do it!

-You can do it!

-Incredibly solid.

Joel, look at him go!

Oh! It's just the lads on this side.

All right, it's all down to the lads.

Joel, look at that face.

Wow.

Wow.

This is good, this is good!

Keep going, lads! Stay strong!

-Ooh, Joel!

-Come on, Joel!

-Come on, Joel, mate, come on.

-Stay there, Joel!

-Stay on, come on, Joel!

-Joel's going...

-I dunno, I dunno!

-Ahh!

-He's struggling!

-Yes!

-Oh!

Which means we have our winner, and it's Matt!

Congratulations, Matt, how are you feeling?

Ooh, I was hanging.

Ha-ha, ha-ha, ha-ha!

Well, Matt, there is no time to waste.

You need to get yourself back onto that platform because

you are going head-to-head with Ian in the final of Hang On.

And for this round, we have made things slightly trickier.

Yeah, because sometimes,

just hanging onto a bar just isn't tough enough.

For this round, as Matt and Ian dangle,

they will be pelted with footballs by their opponent's kid!

Yeah!

Now, Luca, Matt is your dad. How do you think he's going to do?

-I think he's going to win.

-Oh! Confident.

-Ooh, confident down here, Matt. Confident here!

-Yeah, nice one.

Sammi, Ian is your dad. How do you reckon he's going to do?

He hasn't been to the gym for ages, so I don't know.

Ha-ha-ha! Is that true, Ian? You not been to the gym in ages?

-No?

-Ha-ha-ha!

Well, good luck anyway, Ian!

Right, guys, we need you to take your place,

-but don't pelt your own dad, we don't want that, OK?

-No!

-So, Sammi, you're over there.

-OK, Luca, you're over there.

Best of luck, guys.

Matt and Ian, the last one dangling will win a prize for their family.

No pressure!

Please stay on the platform but hold on to the bar.

-OK?

-Guys, don't start pelting yet.

-Ian, are you ready?

-Beautiful stuff.

Matt, are you ready?

-It's going to be good, this.

-Best of luck.

Three, two, one...

-..hang on!

-Go on!

Get as many as you can, come on, give him a good pelt.

-Go at him!

-Oh! Throw it like this, Sammi!

Like that, like that!

Help them, help them.

I'm helping, its too much fun!

Ooh, sorry, Dad! Sorry, Dad!

Come on.

Oh! We're running out of balls!

Ah! Sorry, Dad!

Ooh, this is tricky, this is tricky. I'm running out of balls!

We're running out of balls!

Get off!

ALL CHEER

Congratulations, Sammi. How are you feeling about that?

-Happy?

-Happy, yeah!

And, Sammi, because you won, we're going to give you a scooter!

ALL: Yay!

-Happy? Fantastic.

-Beautiful stuff.

And Luca, you're not going to go home empty-handed,

we're going to give you a Big Friday Wind-Up goodie bag, all right?

-Yeah.

-Beautiful stuff!

Give it up for all our hanger-onners!

CHEERING

Hey, it's Lauren here from the Dengineers,

and I would LOVE to build Sam and Mark their very own den.

It would be big, colourful, and as far away as possible from my house.

Today's selfie stick celebs are X Factor sensations...

-Guys! Great to have you on the show.

-Thank you very much.

-How you doing, all right?

-Yes! We're all right, how are you?

-Yeah, very well.

-Thank you for asking.

-Very smart!

Well, you know, you know...

We're so close, I feel like I'm in Yes Lad.

-If only we were this young!

-Yeah! Ha-ha!

So, lads, what have you been up to since the X Factor, then?

Oh, well, we've just completed our first sell-out UK tour,

-which was amazing.

-Wow!

-Yeah.

-That must have been amazing.

Yeah, no, it was crazy to go out and...

We just love performing in front of people,

and that was the first time we went out and did our own stuff.

Lads, what does the future hold for you?

-Possibly a new tour.

-Yeah?

Well, you did a sell-out before, so why not do it again?

-Exactly.

-Yeah, we'll try. Hopefully bigger venues...

-Bigger one.

-Yes!

-..so get buying your tickets when...

-He's good, isn't he?!

-He is good!

-Yeah, and he's house-trained!

You're performing at the end of the show, aren't you, lads?

Yes, we are, we are performing our single called Say Nada.

BOTH: Lovely. Looking forward to that.

But before then, do you fancy running around with a selfie stick,

getting loads of selfies with our studio audience?

Ooh, we'll give it a bash!

-Give it a bash!

-What do these think, what do you guys think?

CHEERING

-Beautiful!

-They do, they do.

Well, Sonny and Lewis, you guys are actually going to be

going into the audience, and here's what's going to happen.

You will have just two minutes

to get as many ridiculous selfies as you can...

..with our lovely studio audience, but that's not all.

Once a selfie has been snapped with a lucky member of our audience,

they can ask you whatever question they want.

-Nothing is off-limits!

-YES LAD:

-Ooh!

They can ask you guys as well, you aren't going up

but they can ask you. How are you feeling about this, lads?

-Pressure's on.

-I'm excited, yeah!

-Whoo!

-Are you guys excited?

CHEERING

Who wants to take control of this?

Not me, I'll drop it, no thanks!

-Do I press that?

-Yeah.

-Right.

-That's the one you press when you want to take a picture.

-All right.

Your first selfie -

snap a selfie with a kid pulling a very angry face.

-OK!

-Go!

Go, go, go!

Angry, angry!

Good selfie, that.

You now get to ask any question you want to Yes Lad.

-What is it?

-What's your favourite sport?

-Let's ask you lads.

ALL: Football!

-No! Is that everyone?

-Yeah!

That was easy! Nice one! Right!

-What's next?

-Take a photo with a dad wearing glasses.

Excuse me.

Can I wear your glasses?

Thank you.

He robbed his glasses!

Hey!

Go on, then, ask a question to Yes Lad.

-Who's the most annoying out of the five of you?

-Ooh!

Lewis! Oi! Lewis! Hang on! Not me! No, no!

Lewis! Hang on, hang on!

This isn't fair, it's Lewis!

Discrimination, just cos I'm the youngest!

Get a selfie with a brother and sister!

Go on, lads, go on, lads!

Brother and sister...

Yay! Good one.

Right, come on, ask a question.

Have you ever done a dab?

Have you ever done a dab?

-Oh, oh!

-Hey!

-Well done.

-Good job.

-Excellent.

Snap a selfie with a Dave.

There's always a Dave.

-Anybody called Dave?

-Dave?

-Dave?

-Dave, how you doing?

-Dave.

-Dave!

-Dave.

-She's called Dave.

-She's called Dave?!

-Right.

-She's called Dave.

-You're not called Dave!

Right then, Dave, what's your question?

-What football team do you support?

-Right, go for it!

-City, City!

-Liverpool!

-Liverpool.

-United!

United, who's United?

-Burnley!

-Burnley?!

ALARM BLARES

-Aw!

-Thanks, Dave!

Come on down, guys, come on down.

Well done, guys. Come on down.

Come on, guys, come on over. Let's have a look at these selfies.

-Shall we?

-Let's have a look, see what we've got. Excellent.

-Some absolute masterpieces, are you ready?

-There's Dave!

ALL LAUGH

And who's this fella, here?! Who is that?

-All right, mate?

-Hello, mate!

-Oh, that's a good one.

-Hey!

-That's a good one.

-Them teeth!

THEY LAUGH

I were going for a cheesy smile.

-There's the brother and sister one.

-That's that one, yeah.

There we go, brilliant! He's got crazy eyes, him. What's going on?!

You put his glasses on! Good, I like that.

That's very good. Oh, good angry faces!

-That's a very good one.

-There we go. Nice work.

-And that's it!

Very good, lads, very good.

All right, so, guys, because you did so well, we would like you

to pick one selfie subject to win the much-coveted Wind-Up mug.

-ALL: Ooh!

-Ooh, tricky.

-It is. But which one are you going to go for?

-What are you going to go for?

-Let's have a scroll.

-It's a tricky one.

-There's that one.

-Angry face?

-I reckon we should give it to Dave!

-Dave!

There you go, Dave!

I don't know whether her name really is Dave,

but you're getting a Big Friday Wind-Up mug! Well done, Dave!

Nice work, Dave. And keep your round of applause going for Yes Lad!

Nice one, lads. See you at the end of the show.

-Cheers, lads.

-See you later, see ya!

-See ya later.

-Bye!

We have reached the grand finale of the show.

It's our high-octane game of chance,

general knowledge and multicoloured balls.

It is Ball Fall Turbo!

CHEERING

Let's welcome back our teams.

-Firstly we have Ella's team.

-Yeah.

And Lilya and her team.

All right, Ella, please introduce the gang for us.

OK, so this is my dad, this is my best friend, Emma,

-and that's my mum.

-Lovely to have you here, guys.

All right, Lilya who have we got here, then?

So, I mean, it's not just like we've got Hetty Feather today.

-We have.

-And we've got my sister and we've got the fabulous Polly.

-Excellent, lovely to have you here, guys.

-Awesome.

-Here is how it works.

Our teams are below a tank of balls just waiting to fall on them.

The first team to be completely covered in balls is out of the game.

Now, guys, you will take it in turns to choose

one of the 25 envelopes held by our lovely studio audience.

Each envelope contains either a question,

a timed ball fall or, worst of all, the dreaded ball fall turbo.

Get one of those and you will be out of the game straight away.

The winning team will take home our star prize, a games console! Yeah.

Now, Lilya and your team, you guys are going first.

-Are you ready for this?

-Yes.

-Beautiful. You guys ready?

-Yes.

Beautiful. OK, we're going to start over here with Polly.

-How are you doing, Polly?

-Good.

-Excellent.

-Right, you need to choose a number between one and 25, please.

-OK. 18.

Number 18. There we go.

Pull out what's inside and show it to us, please.

It's a question, Polly.

You now need to answer this question as quickly as possible

to stop the balls falling on you, OK?

The best of luck, Polly.

How many seconds are there in two minutes? Go.

Oh! 120.

-Yes, stop the balls.

-Well done.

-Well done, Polly.

OK, well done. OK, Ella. Pick a number between 1 and 25.

-Er, 22.

-22, please.

If you could stand up. It's a 15-second ball fall, Ella.

OK, in three, two, one, drop.

MUSIC PLAYS

-Oh! Still in the game. Well done, Ella.

-OK, so we're over to Yasmine.

-You need to pick a number between one and 25 please, Yasmine.

-16.

Number 16. What's inside number 16? Let's hope it's a good one.

Ball fall turbo, Yasmine. Which means Yasmine is out of the game.

Bye, Yasmine. Bye.

MUSIC PLAYS

-You all right in there, Yasmine?

-I'm good!

-Good.

All right, let's go over here to Leon.

-Pick a number between 1 and 25, please, mate.

-23, please.

-23.

What have we got? 15 seconds. OK.

The best of luck, Leon. Drop.

MUSIC PLAYS

Oh!

Oh! He's getting comfy, he's getting comfy.

All right, Isabel, we are over to you. How are you feeling?

-Erm, nervous.

-Pick a number between 1 and 25.

-Erm, 6.

-Number 6.

-Where are you? It's a question.

-OK.

OK, so, same as before, just like Polly did.

-You need to answer this as quickly as possible. The best of luck.

-OK.

What are the first names of all five original members of One Direction?

Go.

-Harry, Zayn, Louis, Liam and Niall.

-That's right. Stop!

-Wow!

-Stop!

-Well done. Well done, Isabel.

-That's impressive.

-That was quick.

OK, Emma, if you'd like to pick an envelope. What are you going for?

-Four.

-Number four, please. What have we got in there, mate?

We have got a question. All right, Emma?

What is the 11th letter of the alphabet? Go!

-K!

-Correct. Stop the balls.

Well done, Emma. Brilliant.

OK, team captain, Lilya.

You already have one team member out of the game. It's now up to you.

-What number are you going for between 1 and 25?

-12.

Number 12, please.

It's a 10-second ball fall. Not too bad. OK, Lilya.

Three, two, one, drop the balls.

MUSIC PLAYS

-Yes. Still in the game.

-All right, we'll come over here to Hazel.

-What are you going for?

-Number 10, please.

-Number 10, please.

-We have got a question.

-Oh!

-All right, Hazel.

What is 101 take away 23. Drop the balls!

-Hang on. 78?

-Correct. Well done, stop the balls.

Wow, Hazel! Where did that come from?

-Well done.

-I didn't hear the answer. What was it?

-It is 78.

Well done, well done. OK, right, so we are back down to Polly.

-OK, here we go. Tank one. Polly. What number are you going for?

-9.

Number 9. A 15-second ball fall. Oh!

And there's already some balls in your tank. Best of luck, Polly.

Let's hope you're still in the game after this. Come on! Come on!

MUSIC PLAYS

-Oh, no! She's gone. You all right in there, Polly?

-Yes.

-Oh!

-Hetty Feather, that was close.

-OK. Ella, we're back to you.

-What are you going for?

-1.

-Number 1.

10-second ball fall. Oh, no! OK. Three, two, one, drop the balls.

MUSIC PLAYS

She's gone.

-Oh, Ella, are you all right in there?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

OK, Isabel, we're back to you. What number are you going to go for?

-Erm, 17.

-Number 17, please.

-Let's hope it's not a ball fall turbo.

-And it's not. It's a 10 second.

-You might be all right.

-A ball fall.

I think you might be all right here. The best of luck.

Let's drop the balls.

MUSIC PLAYS

Come on.

-Yes, yes!

-OK, Leon, we'll come to you. What are you going for, mate?

-19, please.

-19, please. What have we got?

A question. Question.

This is going to be close, mate.

How many letters are there in the word, scissors?

Go on, drop the balls!

One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine!

Is the wrong answer. It's eight, I'm afraid.

-Are you all right in there, mate?

-Yes.

He's out of the game.

OK, so it's even-stevens. Each team has two members remaining.

-Lilya, we're back to you. What are you going for? Come on.

-21.

Number 21? Here we go. 15 seconds! Oh, Lilya.

It's not looking good, Lilya. Oh, I'm not sure.

MUSIC PLAYS

-Oh, no! No! No!

-She's out of the game.

-Oh, sorry, Lilya. Are you all right in there?

-Yeah.

LAUGHTER

-All right.

-Oh, Lilya, you wouldn't believe it.

-Jacqueline Wilson has just walked into the studio.

-What are the odds?

-Hi, Jacqueline. Hiya! Bye!

-She's gone. OK.

-Emma, up to you. What are you going for?

-2.

-Number 2, please.

What have we got? We've got a ball fall turbo. Oh, no.

Drop the balls on 7, please. Number 7, there we go.

MUSIC PLAYS

Are you all right in there, Emma?

-Yeah.

-Fantastic.

-Right, so, Isabel...

-Hi.

-The pressure is all on you now for Lilya's team.

-OK.

You are the only one left.

You are the only chance of Lilya winning tonight's star prize.

-No pressure.

-No pressure.

The best thing you can choose, here is a question.

-So at least that will give you some time to answer.

-OK.

-The best of luck. Where are you going for?

-Number 3.

Number 3, please. What do we have? Please let it be a question.

Please let it be a question. Wait for it. Hold it out, hold it out.

Come on, Dave. Ten seconds. It's a ten-second ball fall.

-I'm not sure, Isabel, I'm not sure.

-Bye. Bye.

MUSIC PLAYS

Which means we have our winner and it's Ella's team.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Well done.

-There you go. Lovely stuff. Lovely stuff.

-All right? Oh!

-Dearie me.

Unlucky to Lilya's team, but obviously, Lilya,

you got to meet your favourite stars of CBBC show, Hetty Feather,

and you got that prize earlier on.

-Have you had a good day?

-Yeah.

Lovely, and guys, we're going to give you all some Big Friday Wind-Up

-goody bags as well. So thank you so much.

-Fantastic.

Ella's team, you are the winners.

That means you go home with tonight's star prize,

-a games console.

-Whoo!

-Brilliant.

-Beautiful stuff.

-Let's hear it one more time for both of our fantastic teams.

-Well done.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That's almost it from us, but before we go, there's just enough time

to thank everyone we've wound up tonight.

And, of course, a special thank you to our guests, Polly Allen

-and Isabel Clifton.

-Thank you. Thank you, guys.

And not forgetting the stars of Lucky Day,

Stephen and Steve Backshaw.

That was good, that. And, of course, our amazing Wind-up audience.

-Give yourselves a round of applause.

-But, to play us out.

Please give it up for Yes Lad.

# Listen, love maybe it's something fun

# Because my head rushes even when your stare is cold

# When you leave I just want to take you home

# Putting on a show for me to keep me on my toes, baby

# Lighting up the night

# Trying to lean those eyes got me feeling light

# Don't beat up my mind when you're acting shy

# Way your body shaking on with my heart on the wire

# When you've got those moves but you say nada

# Why you got that look like you want something better?

# When you do your dance but show me nada

# Say let's go soon cos you got those moves but you say nada

# You say let's go soon cos you got those moves but you say nada

# Why you got those moves but you say nada?

# Why you got that look like you want something better?

# Why you do your dance but you do me nada?

# Say let's go soon cos you got those moves but you say nada

# Why you got those moves but you say nada?

# Why you got that look like you want something better?

# When you do your dance and you do me nada

# Say let's go soon cos you got those moves but you say nada

# You say let's go soon cos you got those moves but you say nada.#