Matt Terry Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

Why is this gentleman grinning?

Why does this boy have a live ferret under his chair?

Don't think we didn't notice, young man.

And why am I sat here?

I should be in the voiceover booth!

Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

It's Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-up.

The boys are back in town.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Sam and Mark!

Welcome to the weekend!

You will not believe what we've got planned for you lot.

Very soon, two eggy parents will go egg to egg in the Egg Factor.

We've got a secret celebrity guest in the studio right now

who's going to set me and Sam a mystery challenge.

It is so secret, we don't even know who it is.

And you will want to hang around to see the dangliest game

TV has ever seen. Hang on.

But first, we are looking for a mum wanted in connection

with eggy offences.

A mum who once got herself in such a state with a giant inflatable,

it brought shame upon her poor children.

We have a mugshot of the eggy criminal, and here she is.

Yeah. If anyone recognises this lady, please raise your hand.

Ellie, that is right.

You sit right tight because I'm coming for you!

-Hi there.

-Hi.

-You all right?

-Yeah.

Now can you confirm that that was indeed your mum?

-Yeah.

-Oh, dearie me.

And tell us, what happened with that giant inflatable incident?

So we went in Dubai and there were these inflatables in the seas,

so we went up to them and they were really hard

cos we have these massive life jackets on,

so we swam up to them and there was this climbing frame,

so we had to get over that.

-And then she fell off...

-Right.

..and my dad could hear me screaming and laughing from the beach.

-Where is your mum today?

-She's at work.

She's at work. Oh, what a shame.

It looks like she's got away with it. That is a shame.

But listen, thanks for being a great sport.

Sorry for giving you a shock there, Ellie.

A round of applause to Ellie, everyone!

Don't you worry, Ellie,

you're not the only one with an embarrassing parent,

because we hear that your mum likes to pretend she's an old lady.

Isn't that right?

Yeah.

She goes into public and pretends she's an old lady

and embarrasses me in front of everybody.

Oh, you're joking? That is so embarrassing, mate.

I'm sorry about that. Where is your mum today, by the way?

She had a dentist appointment, so she couldn't come.

-She's not got a dentist appointment, she's right here.

-Where?

And, Ellie, your mum is not at work today. She's right here as well.

Ladies and gentlemen, bring on the eggy parents!

Oh, looking good over there, ladies.

Is this suitably embarrassing?

-Yes.

-Yes, I thought it might be. I thought it might be.

-Ellie, anything you want to say to your mum right now?

-Oh, God.

Hey, do you know what?

Two cracking parents there making you very, very embarrassed.

But it's time to find out who will egg their way to victory

as we play the Egg Factor.

-Come on down!

-Come on!

-Come on, Ellie.

Please welcome Ellie's eggy mother, Jennifer,

and Kalik's granny mother, Larisa!

Our embarrassing mums will go head-to-head over three rounds

to discover who the ultimate embarrassing parent is.

Now, I've got to ask. Jennifer, how are you feeling?

Very, very nervous.

It will be fine, I promise.

Larisa, are you ready for this?

No.

Oh, dear.

Now, each round will be judged by an independent panel of real kids.

Real kids, can you please confirm that you are indeed real?

Yeah!

Obvs. Obvs.

All right. Let's not muck about and play round one, Eggy Mucky Mummy.

Round one - Eggy Mucky Mummy.

There are few things more embarrassing to a kid

than their parents saying, "I love you"

in front of a big audience.

That is why in this round,

our mums will be saying "I love you" to their kids on national telly

whilst covered in slop.

Our mums have just five seconds to smother their faces

in as much gunk as possible before staring at their kids,

blowing a kiss and exclaiming, "I love you!"

It's going to be so emotional.

Jennifer, you are going first.

There's your bucket of slop.

-Are you ready for this?

-Ready.

-OK, the best of luck.

You've got five seconds to get as messy as you can.

Off you go!

-Yeah, go for it.

-Go on. Good lass!

Oh, my goodness. OK, there you go.

There you go. Here she is.

I love you, Ellie Wellie Woo Woo!

Strong. Very strong performance.

It's on her hair and everything.

Larisa, good luck.

Do you think you can match that?

-I'm going to try my best.

-OK, that's all we ask.

OK. Three, two, one, Eggy Mucky Mummy!

Get in there!

Mama Mia, Kalik loves Mummy!

Very good.

-Tricky one, this.

-Tough.

-Tricky one, but fortunately,

we can now go over to our real kids to see which mum was the eggiest.

Real kids, three, two, one, vote.

It's Jennifer.

-Well done.

-Well done, Jennifer.

That means you win the first point in round one.

Don't worry, don't worry, Larisa.

We are on moving on to round two now.

And it is your chance to step up your eggy game in Eggy Dance-Off.

Round two - Eggy Dance-Off.

In this round, the mums will have 30 seconds

to dance their best eggy dance.

First, Jennifer will dance her most daring of dance moves,

then Larisa will shimmy into the spotlight

to show us what she has got.

Then, finally, both mums will simultaneously attempt

to dance for eggy victory.

-Jennifer, are you ready?

-I'm ready.

All right, the best of luck. Three, two, one, dance!

Whoo! Ow!

Yeah!

-HOOTER

-Your turn, Larisa.

HOOTER

-Together!

-Together!

HOOTER

-Well done!

-Stop dancing, guys!

Some excellent moves there.

But it is over to the real kids to decide this one.

Best of luck, ladies. In three, two, one, vote.

-It's Larisa!

-Wow.

-It's 1-1!

-It is 1-1,

so it's all to play for as we go into the third and final round -

Special Eggy Skills.

Round three, Special Eggy Skills!

In this round, our mums will be using their individual

-embarrassment skills to embarrass to the max.

-Jennifer, you're first.

-What are you going to be doing for us?

-I'm going to get my own back

on those inflatables!

I can't wait for that. Larisa, what are you going to be doing?

Grandma's going to be rapping!

-Yeah!

-I wouldn't expect anything less!

OK, Jennifer, this is your last chance to show us what you've got

in the embarrassment stakes. If you'd like to get yourself ready.

Wow, already loving it. Already loving it.

Yes. Beautiful. Beautiful.

All right. Bit of teamwork.

Teamwork, thanks, Larisa.

-Nice, that.

-OK, the best of luck. Three, two, one.

Take it away.

TRIUMPHAL MUSIC PLAYS

-That was some TV right there.

-Ellie, was that as embarrassing as Dubai?

-Yeah...!

-Right, but right now, performing as an old lady rapper,

-oh, smashing blouse!

-Good, that.

Here we go. Get that wig on.

OK, the best of luck, take it away, Larisa.

# When the rainy days are dying, Gotta keep on, keep on trying

# All the bees and birds are flying Aa-ah-ah-ah

# Never let go gotta hold on and

# Nonstop till the break of dawn and

# Keep on moving Don't stop rocking. #

As you were doing this.

-Not happy.

-Amazing scenes here on the Egg Factor today!

But it's time to go over to the real kids for the final time.

Which mum was the eggiest? The most embarrassing performance, please,

real kids, three, two, one...

Vote.

It's Jennifer! Well done.

Which means, Jennifer,

you are today's winner of the Egg Factor and you get

to take home the EGGS-clusive Egg Factor golden egg cup.

FANFARE PLAYS, APPLAUSE

Also, Jennifer and Ellie, we will be seeing you guys later,

in Ball Fall Turbo. Anything you want to say to your mum right now?

Oh, no.

And because you've both been such great sports, Kalik and Ellie,

we are going to give you a Bluetooth speaker each.

Happy?

Fantastic. Give it up for the both of our Egg Factor mums.

Wonderful.

Sam and Mark were always such an inspiration when I was competing

in the Olympics, trying to swim as fast as I could.

I just imagined I was swimming away from them.

Now, it's no secret that we're pretty big celebs.

-Yeah, you're not wrong there, boy.

-Yeah. But we're about to be put

through our paces by another big celeb.

The only thing is, we don't know who that big celeb is,

or what they're going to ask us to do.

So, let's get on with it! Bring out today's Celeb Of Doom!

Today's Celeb Of Doom is...

..Cel Spellman!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Cel Spellman!

It's hugely so nice to see you...

-How are you?

-All the better for being here.

It's lovely to have you here, mate. Well, kind of.

You might not be saying that in about two minutes' time.

-Yeah, true.

-Because I'm in a show which is called Cold Feet.

-Love it, love it, by the way!

-Thank you very much.

So, in this challenge, we are going to be plunging your feet

into these tanks...

of icy cold water.

SINISTER MUSIC

Now, the challenge is, you must keep your Cold Feet...

See what I did there?

-Clever.

-Thanks. ..submerged as close to 60 seconds as possible.

No longer, no shorter.

I'm glad you didn't work on 24 Hours In A&E!

Brilliant.

So, you're both going to be blindfolded,

and the person who pulls their feet out of the water

closest to 60 seconds will win the challenge.

-It's as simple as that.

-OK, yeah.

-Take a seat.

-All right.

-Blindfolds are here.

You've got to take your shoes off, then?

-Oh, no.

-Do you want me to help you with that?

-Thank you, mate.

-I'll do it all, mate, don't worry.

-I've got horrible feet.

-Don't look at my feet.

-We won't.

-AUDIENCE MEMBER:

-Whoo!

-Right.

-We got a wolf whistle for our feet?!

Wow, YOU don't get out much!

I've got sock fluff on me.

-Oh, this is horrible.

-So, blindfolds on.

So as soon as we get in, we start the count?

60 seconds. Don't go yet.

Just double-check, how many fingers am I holding up?

Two.

-Was it right?!

-Great guess.

That's not part of it! That's not part of it!

Now, please don't try this at home, this is a controlled environment,

and Sam and Mark are trained buffoons.

-Thanks, mate.

-Now, gentlemen, I'm going to count you in.

And once your feet land in the cold water, you must try and get

-to 60 seconds, OK?

-OK.

-In three, two, one.

Plunge. OK.

-How are we doing? Chilly?

-I'm trying to count, Cel!

What would you say the degrees of that water is, temperature-wise?

Probably, probably minus, oh...

Stop talking to me! Ah!

MARK SQUEALS

Ah! This isn't pleasant!

I'm just going to throw, like, 40 seconds out there.

-22. 21. 26.

-Stop talking! Stop talking!

-I'm trying to count.

-How well we feeling?

Oh, this is horrible, this is horrible, this is horrible.

Stop it!

-Stop it!

-It's all...

-SQUEALING

Remember, closest to 60 seconds is what we're going for.

-OK.

-Pull out when you think you are at 60 seconds.

59, 41.

34.

OK.

Mark's gone.

OK, and stop the time.

Round of applause.

How chilly was that?

-REALLY cold.

-I feel like a bat.

That was REALLY cold.

OK. Are you ready for the big reveal?

-Yes.

-Mark,

you pulled your COLD FEET...

-Excellent.

-Thank you very much.

-Great show.

..out of our icy cold water after...

..55 seconds!

-OK.

-Oh, I don't know...

-Sam...

-I kept them in longer than that.

Sam, you pulled your COLD FEET...

-Great show.

-Thank you.

-Cheers.

..out of the icy cold water after...

..64 seconds! Which does mean you're the winner!

So close.

-What?!

-I'll tell you what, though, as far as kind of distractions, and

the ice-cold water, and counting all at once, true pros.

-Thanks.

-That is not bad at all.

-Not bad.

-That was good. I really enjoyed that.

-I didn't!

Cel, thank you so much for being our Celeb Of Doom.

-We love you, very much.

-Give it up for Cel Spellman, everyone.

We are Sam and Mark, and today,

-we are in Chepstow, Wales.

-We are about to take on another pair

of mystery celebs in a face-off challenge.

-But who are we up against today?

-Shall we find out?

I think we should. Mystery guests, reveal yoursens.

It's Lindsey from Blue Peter and Karim from CBBC.

-How are you?

-Good!

You're going down!

-Oh!

-So the cuddles, and then it's, like, straight to business.

Well, the challenge is inside these golden envelopes.

DRUM ROLL

"Greetings, Sam, Mark, Lindsey and Karim.

"Welcome to the Go-kart Challenge!"

For the Go-kart Challenge, our teams will be racing in a soapbox derby,

and the duo with the fastest combined times will be victorious.

Oh, this is good!

Both teams have an hour and a whopping £10 budget to find...

-What?!

-For ten quid?!

The cart deemed the most attractive will be given a

ten-second advantage for the race.

-I like that.

-Good one.

-This is so good.

-Very exciting.

So where's my tenner?

So, our duos have just one hour to buy everything they need to style up

their go-kart and win the all-important ten-second advantage

in tomorrow's race.

Let the challenge commence.

-You are excited by this, aren't you?

-I'm so excited.

I don't know how you feel

-about this.

-Go on.

-Leopard-print. Everything.

I see a shop. It could have something

-that we could maybe make a flag with.

-See?

-Jungle themed.

-Jungle. Yes.

-Pound shop?

-Yeah.

-There WAS one.

-That way.

-That way. Come on, then.

We could call it The Masher.

-I don't think...

-We could call The Car The Masher.

We don't need a potato masher.

We are looking for, like, safari, animal stuff.

-Animals...

-Preferably for free.

-I would say, down here.

OK. Flags!

-These could be a flag.

-That's brilliant!

That's the first item ticked off the list for Sam and Mark.

This is actually very stressful.

But the pressure is already getting to Karim and Lindsey.

Do we need to rethink safari?

-We might have to.

-There's a rocket ship.

-A space theme?

-Space...

-I don't know.

-I don't think space theme would do it.

-Are we panicking?

-We are panicking!

-We are.

Whereas Sam and Mark are on a roll.

Wrapping paper, decorative, and when you've finished with it,

-you've got the stick, to stick the flag on.

-Truth!

Would you want to be a little princess with me?

I will put a dress on. I've got the legs.

This is all decorative, we could buy the whole bag.

That's decorative items sorted as well.

But at least Lindsey and Karim finally have a theme.

We've decided to maybe go down the princess theme.

-OK, fabrics, yeah.

-Sparkles.

-So you've got organzas over here.

Organzas, why didn't we think of that?

-What does that mean?

-I don't know.

-We just need a horn now.

-Come on, we'll find a horn up here.

All right, great, big time.

It looks like Karim and Lindsey have found their perfect fabric.

-So that's 2.99?

-And this is 1.99 a metre.

-Could you do both for 1.99, please?

-Go on, then.

-We are desperate.

Desperate. Desperate princesses.

With the competition hotting up,

this is no time for Sam to get distracted.

Decorative. You're talking decorative.

-You don't get more decorative than this.

-Weird girl.

-Wow. That's...

Let's buy this, and we could put this on the back of the go-kart.

-How much is that?

-It's only two quid.

And could there be more deals inside for Sam and Mark to sniff out?

We are looking to find a horn.

You know, like a... THEY IMITATE HONKING

That you put on, like, a go-kart, say?

That's optimistic from Mark, but he might just be in luck.

-Oh, my goodness!

-What?

She's done it, ain't she? She's done it.

Dawn, are you saying that we could have this and weird girl for £6?

Yes, as long as you don't come too often!

Oh, Dawn!

That's three out of three for Sam and Mark,

and aren't they pleased with themselves?

We haggled. We haggled good there.

But they've no idea that Lindsey and Karim found the antiques store, too.

-We've got a horn.

-And there's more.

I found a piece of bamboo.

-What are you looking to do?

-Make a flag.

-We thought we could put...

-Hold on a sec.

-Hello.

-Would that be any good for a flag?

That's princesses!

Their list is complete, and while Sam and Mark head straight to their go-kart build,

Lindsey and Karim use the last few minutes

to buy up some extra decorative items.

-Sam and Mark, you're going down.

-You're going down as a pound...

-You're going to be beaten by princesses.

-Yeah!

The teams now have one hour to hit the workshop,

and transform their go-karts.

MUFFLED SPEAKING I can't hear you.

Sorry. I'm not being funny, but I've seen theirs next door,

and it's a bit shinier than ours.

This looks like it were made a thousand years ago.

This looks good. I don't want to blow my own trumpet here,

but I think this is where I'm going to come into my own.

Lindsey and Karim crack on with the go-kart.

And so do Sam and Mark...

-SMASH! Oh, no.

-What have you done?

I don't want to look, Mark, you do it.

Oh, no!

The teams need to create something special if they want

the ten-second advantage for the race.

I'm going to put lots of these on, so she's safe.

But weird girl is not safe from Karim.

What are you doing? No, no, no!

-What?

-Whoa! Get out!

Weird girl!

The clock is ticking, so the teams need to knuckle down.

Oh, yeah, here we go.

-Look, it's done.

-That's all you've done?

-Yeah.

-Just put your mask on a sec.

Idiot.

Time's up.

Whose go-kart will be good enough to earn them a ten second advantage for

the big race? Find out when Face-off returns.

Believe me, you do not want to miss that race.

The second part is coming up very soon, as well as all of this.

They'll need an iron grip and nerves of steel if they are going to win

-Hang On.

-Matt Terry will be performing in the studio,

once he's faced up to the Selfie Stick Challenge.

And look out below for Ball Fall Turbo.

Now, I tend not to mention this very often,

but I am a MasterChef finalist.

-Oh, not this again.

-And there are just a few things that I can turn my

hand too. I mean, here is a picture

of a wood-fired pizza that I made.

-A bit charred, that.

-And here is a picture

of a sourdough loaf that I made.

-It's not that hard.

-And here is a picture of a wedding cake that

I made for a lovely couple that I know.

Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.

-You didn't bake that.

-Er, I DID bake that.

Why would you think that I didn't bake that?

I made that with my own fair MasterChef hands.

I'll tell you why, someone in our Wind-Up studio audience

-made that cake, young man.

-I must be getting my flans mixed up

-with my croquembouche. Who made that, then?

-It's Kian.

Kian in our studio audience, he made it!

Oh, that's right, I remember now.

Kian, sit right there, we're coming to you.

So, we hear that you are a bit of a baking expert, is that right?

-Yeah.

-How did you get into it?

I don't really know. I just watch a lot of MasterChef...

-Yeah, I was on that.

-Yeah.

-Got to the final.

I don't want to talk about it, but...

What kind of things are you best at baking?

-What do you do at home?

-Bread and cakes.

-Nice. Lovely.

-And, Mum, does he help in the kitchen?

-Yes, he does, sometimes.

-Sometimes.

-Not to clear up, though!

-No, obviously not.

-Who does that?

-So, Kian, how would you like to play

a game where you and your mum make your very own cake

whilst winning a few prizes along the way?

-That sounds fun.

-Of course it does!

Brilliant. Join us as we play Mummy Hands Bake Light Work!

Come on down.

Welcome to the Wind-Up Bakery, the place where dreams are baked,

-and bottoms are soggy.

-In this game,

Kian must piece together and decorate a cake in just 60 seconds,

whilst vlogging to the camera, explaining exactly what he's doing.

However, Kian won't be using his own hands, no, no, no.

He'll be using his mum's hands,

who will be blindfolded behind him

and will have to listen to Kian's instructions.

For each stage of cake decorating Kian completes,

he will win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.

Mum, time to get your blindfold on, and get your hands in position.

Excellent blindfold!

Right, your time starts now.

I'm going to add jam on my cake.

What are you using to put the jam on your cake?

Spatula.

Lovely, that's a lot of jam.

Are you sure that's enough jam?

I'm spreading it on!

You've got enough jam on, what else do you want?

Now I'll add the buttercream with a spoon.

Just get a spoon.

There! Get the spoon, and pour it on,

-just pour it on.

-You have to flatten it with your hands, Mum.

I mean, Kian.

Put the cream on. More cream!

There, that's it.

-Now the sponge.

-That's looking so lovely!

-Get the cream.

-Make it look nice.

Spin it around, that's it, lovely.

-And take a big bite.

-Big bite, quick!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

You did very well, very, very well.

Nice work, great stuff!

You managed to complete all five parts of the cake decorating,

so you get five prizes!

-Well done!

-And, Kian, we are not done with you just yet,

because we are now going to give you the chance to win

-tonight's star prize, as we play Shakey Bakey.

-Let's go!

As you know, baking and decorating a cake is only half the job.

A GREAT baker still needs to be able to serve their cakes with style.

Which is why, Kian, you will now spend ten seconds

on this wobble board,

holding this tray of cupcakes.

At the end of the ten seconds, you must have at least one cake

still on the tray to win tonight's star prize,

and you'll love this, mate,

it's a baking kit, and a personalised apron for you.

-Nice, isn't it?

-Lovely. So, Kian, get yourself onto the wobble board.

-Lovely stuff.

-How does it feel?

Wobbly!

-That's all I need to know.

-OK, so take a firm grip onto this tray,

and the ten seconds will start as soon as I let go.

OK, best of luck, Kian, you need one cake left on there at the end.

Your ten second start now!

That's it. That's it.

One's gone. Come on, come on.

Come on!

Come on over. I'm finding it a lot more difficult,

and I wasn't on the wobble board!

Well done, Kian, that means you get hold of tonight's star prize,

plus you won five prizes from the Wind-Up Prize Stash.

AND we're going to be seeing you a little bit later in Ball Fall Turbo.

-You might win some more prizes. How does that sound?

-Good.

Fantastic, give it up one more time for Kian.

Well done, mate. Excellent.

Sam and Mark, and Lindsey and Karim have been on the streets of Chepstow

searching for items to style up their very own go-karts.

They then headed to a workshop to transform the simple carts

into roadworthy racers.

Their aim is to compete against each other in a soapbox derby time trial.

But, first, they must find out whose cart is best,

with the winner getting a ten-second head start in the race.

Judging these works of art,

and awarding that all-important ten-second time advantage is local

go-kart enthusiast Adrian Swanson.

So, whose is the best? Sam and Mark's weird girl wagon,

or Lindsey and Karim's pink-princess-mobile?

Well...

Lindsey, Karim...

Sam, Mark...

I think

the pink cart wins.

Yes! Ha!

Sorry.

-Ha!

-Well, we'll see, you've only won half the battle.

Ten seconds is not a long time.

-It IS a long time.

-It's ten seconds.

-Yeah, well...

-We'll see you on the track.

Yes, the Brockweir Soapbox Derby track.

A challenging downhill race complete with twists, turns and chicanes.

Our teams will drive down individually, and their times

will be added together, with a ten-second advantage for

Team Lindsey and Karim.

But can Team Sam and Mark overtake?

-Sam?

-Yeah.

-Be the road.

-That's your advice to me?

-Yeah.

Up comes Sam to the start line.

OK, go.

Good luck, mate, come on!

And he's off, and already starting to pick up speed.

It's going pretty fast.

Down to the first chicane.

He goes for the ramp.

Sam is off to a flyer, and here comes Karim.

Go!

He's showing off, he's doing no hands.

CBBC!

Karim's made a lightning start as he attempts to set a quick time.

Karim breezes over the ramp,

it's fair to say his confidence is high,

but Sam's lap time is pretty quick.

He crosses the finish line in a time of one minute and seven seconds.

That's a great time, but what can Karim do?

Karim comes round the final corner,

but his time is a little slower than Sam's.

- Although try telling HIM that. - Smashed it. Absolutely smashed it.

That was awesome.

Sam beat Karim by four seconds,

but the boys' ten-second disadvantage means

that Mark now has to beat Lindsey's time by at least seven seconds.

I'm feeling pretty nervous now.

-Why?

-Because you did really well.

Be the Road.

-Linds, this is your bag, right? How are you feeling?

-I feel good.

I can't move my face with this helmet on.

Go!

-Come on, Mark!

-Yeah, yeah, yeah!

Got to beat them by, like, ten seconds.

Mark is on the hunt for victory,

and it looks like he's off to a good start as he attempts to claw back

those crucial seconds.

But is Lindsey determined enough to keep her and Karim's lead?

Go on, Lindsey!

-Go on, girl.

-I'm going quite fast!

But is it fast enough? She needs to try and match Mark's time to keep

-her and Karim in the race.

-I nearly got a hay bale there.

Oh, my goodness, help.

It seems both teams are choosing the trickier parts of the course

to keep their speed up. Mark is on to the second ramp,

but it's another smooth landing by him.

He crosses the finish line in an incredible time

of one minute and three seconds!

But has he managed to go seven seconds faster than Lindsey?

-That was so good!

-But was it good enough?

Where am I going?

So we've come to the end of the soapbox derby.

How do you think you've done, boys?

It was really nerve-racking, I just want to know the results now.

-Yeah.

-I think we've done pretty well.

I'll be honest, I think I let the team down.

-No!

-I just didn't feel like I was going very fast.

Well, the results are in.

With the ten seconds adjusted,

2 minutes, 16 seconds.

OK.

Boys, ten seconds adjusted,

gave them a great advantage...

Two minutes ten seconds.

That is ridiculous.

-It's unbelievable.

-Yes, it IS unbelievable.

Oh, my goodness.

Wow, how slow WAS Lindsey?!

-Slow.

-Victory is ours.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

It's time to hold on to your hats, your dignity, and most importantly,

these bars. Prepare to play everyone's favourite dangly game.

The rules are simple. Over two rounds, eight fully grown adults

must hang onto these bars for as long as they possibly can.

If they let go at any moment,

they will fall into these bottomless pits!

ECHOING MANIACAL LAUGHTER

It's not actually bottomless -

that would be both impossible and illegal.

The mums and dads who hold on the longest in each round will go

head-to-head in a nail-biting Hang On final.

The longest dangler will win a prize for their family.

So, let's waste no more time, and meet today's hangers on.

This is Alan.

Alan only ever wears socks with ducks on.

Meet Tom. Tom is a semi-professional wrestler.

This is Miss Watson.

Miss Watson doesn't want us to know her first name.

And meet Tracey.

Tracey has a fear of animals wearing human clothes.

Excellent. What a fantastic selection of hangers on.

OK, guys. Stay stood on the platform,

but, please, grab onto the bar.

In a moment, I will count down, three, two, one,

and then I'll say, "Hang on".

You should then gently step off the platform and begin to dangle,

-but only when I say, "Hang on".

-Are you ready?

OK, the best of luck.

In three, two, one...

Hang on!

That's it.

Ms Watson and Tracey, very stable.

Ooh! We've got a swinging dad here.

Oh, he's going!

He's gone. You all right, mate?

OK, tricky. Tricky.

We've got Alan over here.

OK. Alan is holding there.

Tracey and Miss Watson are doing really well.

Tracey's gone. It is between Alan and Miss Watson!

Come on, Miss Watson, you can do it.

CHANTING

-She's brilliant.

-This is tremendous.

Come on, Alan. You stay there, hang on in there.

Miss Watson doing tremendously!

She's not going anywhere!

She's gone!

Which means, Alan, congratulations, come up here, buddy.

-How are you feeling, mate?

-Exhausted.

I bet you are. Well done, mate,

but you are going to have to do it again in the Hang On final.

But right now, give it up for Alan, everyone

Well done. But who will Alan be dangling with in the final?

There's only one way to find out.

Let's meet the hangers on in Round Two.

Meet David. David likes to wear sunglasses to bed.

That's Gill.

Gill is a huge fan of Morris dancing.

Here's Tara. Tara has a pet llama.

And this is Wayne.

Wayne thinks this has all got a little bit out of hand.

OK, let's play. Hold on to the bar, but remain stood on the platform.

Are you happy to proceed?

In three, two, one...

-Hang on.

-Come on, Dad.

OK, a nice gentle start on this side.

Not bad. Wayne and Tara, focused.

Tara looks good. Tara looks REALLY good.

-Hold in there.

-Tricky over here.

-Don't give me that face!

-Well done, guys.

Keep it steady. You are doing really well.

David's gone. Come on, Gill, hold in there, Gill.

Try and stay still, Gill.

Try and stay still.

Tara and Wayne, it's all up to you.

Look at this, nerves of steel.

Tara, you are doing so well.

Wayne is struggling. I think Tara might have this.

Look at Tara, she's not moving!

OK, Wayne.

Well done, buddy!

Tara, a fantastic effort.

Well done. Wayne.

I was going to ask you how you're feeling, but I think, you know...

-Come here, mate. How are you? You all right?

-Yeah!

Well, there is no time to waste, get yourself back on that platform!

-Already?!

-I'm sorry, you've got to do it again.

-Can I have five minutes?

-No.

You've got to face Alan in the Hang On final.

Oh, great.

For this round, we have REALLY raised the stakes.

That's right. We've glued two bits of sirloin to the pole!

STAKE humour! Alan and Wayne

will be pelted with footballs as they are dangling,

by their opponent's kid.

Alfie, Alan is your dad. How do you reckon he's going to do?

-Concentration.

-He's going to do concentration, I like it!

He'll be focused.

He's going to be focused. Do you reckon he's going to do good?

-Er...might.

-Sitting on the fence now?

He has every confidence in you, Alan!

And, Harry, Wayne is your best friend's dad, is that right?

-Yeah.

-You're taking one for the team.

Hello, Zach, mate. He's taking one for the team, isn't he?

Good lad, Good lad. How do you think Wayne is going to do?

Good. Well.

All right, lads, it's time for you to take your place,

but don't help the other parent, that would be bad.

So, you stand over there, Alfie.

Fantastic. Now, Alan and Wayne,

the last one dangling will win a prize for your family.

Please, hold on to the bar, but remain stood on the platform.

OK, Alan, are you ready?

Wayne, are you ready?

OK, the best of luck.

Once the guys start dangling, that's when you guys can start pelting.

Pelt 'em real nice.

Three, two, one, hang on!

It's good!

-Don't swing too much!

-Don't swing too much!

-Don't swing.

-Pelt them, pelt them real good.

-Come on, Wayne.

-Stay focused.

Alan, stay in there.

Stay as still as you can.

Good shot.

He's knocked his helmet off!

He's whacked his helmet off!

OK, who's going to win it?

This is tricky.

In the face!

-Who's it going to be?

-They are doing brilliantly.

Keep pelting, lads.

Who's the first one...

Wayne's struggling.

Oh, he's gone.

-Well done, you all right?

-Dangly.

Well done, that means that Alan and Alfie are today's winners!

Wayne, you put up a great fight, mate.

Harry, you're not going home empty-handed,

we're going to give you a Wind-Up goodie bag, all right?

Yeah.

And, Alfie, because you are today's winner, you go home with a scooter!

Let's hear it for all our hangers on!

Hello, I'm Angellica Bell,

and this is just a little reminder that I WON Celebrity MasterChef

and, Sam, well, he was merely a runner-up.

And Mark - he wasn't even asked.

Today's Selfie Stick celeb is X Factor winner Matt Terry!

Come on down, Matt. Come on down.

-How are you?

-I'm OK! You OK?

-Nice to see you, mate.

-Good to see you, mate.

Lovely to have you here, Matt.

Obviously, you are the X Factor championi.

But what have you been doing since winning the X Factor?

Just writing the album, really.

Travelling the world. It's been great.

-It's gone really quickly.

-You've got a few top ten hits under your belt.

What do you hope for the future, Matt?

-What are you wanting to achieve?

-I think if I can dream big,

I'd like to travel more. So a world tour would be...I mean, amazing.

Where would you like to visit the most?

-Australia.

-Yeah! Get the furthest away from us,

is what you're trying to tell us?

You're going to be singing at the end of the show for us?

-Absolutely.

-What song are you going to be singing?

-Sucker For You.

-Brilliant, lovely.

-Looking forward to that, mate.

Time to get down to business. This is the Wind-Up Selfie Stick.

And your mission is to get as many ridiculous selfies

with this lovely audience as you can in two minutes.

However, once a selfie has been snapped

with a member of our audience,

they can then ask you any question they want, Matt Terry.

Nothing is off limits, all right?

-How are you feeling?

-Yeah, I'm excited. It should be fun.

All right, let's do this, shall we?

OK, so, Matt, if you take hold of the selfie stick.

The button is right there. Right, Mark, what is the first selfie?

Snap a selfie with a kid pretending to be a lion.

Go, go, go!

Oh, she's good, she's good over there.

Come on, get in it.

Be a lion! What's your question for Matt Terry?

Did you always want to be a singer?

-Did you always want to be a singer?

-Yeah. Always.

-Do you want to be a singer?

-Yeah.

-Can you sing?

No!

All right, take a selfie with a dad pretending to cry.

Any dads pretending to cry?!

Go on, give us a cry.

Go on, cry, cry, cry!

Brilliant! What's your question for Matt Terry?

-What's your favourite colour?

-Blue.

-Good question!

-Snap a selfie with a kid

who looks like a little Matt Terry.

-Sam, you just get in the picture!

-Who looks like Matt Terry?

Go for it, go for it.

Keep going, keep going, here we go.

Pull the same face.

Excellent. What's your question for Matt Terry?

What inspired you to go on X Factor?

-Oh, nice.

-Good question.

My whole life, everyone, kind of, told me to do it.

And my nan was, like, "You need to do this for me," and I was like,

"I'll do it. I'll do it." So I decided to go on for my nan.

Lovely answer. What's next?

Snap a selfie with a Dave. There's always a Dave.

Anybody called Dave?

He doesn't want to be in it as well, get him!

Get him! Come on, Dave!

Go on, Dave.

Excellent, Dave.

HOOTER

Come on down, guys.

Come on.

Come on, we need to look at all those selfies.

I accidentally took quite a few too many.

-That's all right.

-Let's have a look.

-OK, so there's the Dave one.

-Lovely, excellent.

-What else have we got? A lot of the Dave ones.

I love a bit of Dave.

-Oh, that's good!

-Aw, mini Matt Terry.

That's good. I like it. Friday T-shirt on!

-Yay!

-Nice Friday T-shirt!

Thanks for that! OK, next up, what have we got?

-There we go. Crying.

-That's a good one.

-I look evil, like I'm laughing at him!

-Matt!

-I like it, it's good.

That's a good one!

-We like that. That's good.

-Pretending to be a lion.

He's trying to get in there as well!

Look at him!

-I like your style.

-That's it, that was the first one.

Because you've done so well, we'd like you to pick

one selfie subject to win the much-coveted Wind-Up Mug.

I think we should go for little Matt Terry.

-Well done, buddy.

-Your mug has just won you a mug!

We'll get that to you. A round of applause for Matt Terry, everyone.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Nice one, Matt, thank you very much.

This is the only game on telly to perfectly blend chance,

general knowledge, and thousands and thousands of multicoloured balls.

-It must be Ball Fall Turbo!

-Let's welcome back our teams.

We've got Kian's team!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

And we've got Ellie's team.

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

Right. Kian, you are team captain. Please introduce

the rest of your team.

Well, I've got my mum here.

Then I've got my brother, and then I've got my dad.

Excellent, lovely to have you here, guys.

All right, Ellie, would you like to introduce your team?

This is my mum, Jennifer.

One of my brothers, Hayden.

-And my dad, Daz.

-Lovely.

Here is how it works. Our teams are below a tank of balls,

just waiting to fall on them.

The first team to be completely covered in balls is out of the game.

Now, teams, you will take it in turns

to choose one of the 25 envelopes held by our lovely studio audience.

Show us your envelopes, everyone.

Now, each envelope contains either a question, a timed ball fall, or,

worst of all, the dreaded Ball Fall Turbo.

Get one of those, and you will be out of the game straightaway.

The winning team will take home our star prize, check this out,

a games console!

Right, let's play Ball Fall Turbo.

We are starting with you, Steve.

Pick a number between 1 and 25.

-16, please.

-Number 16, if you'd like to stand up,

pull out what's inside.

It's a 15-second ball fall, Steve.

Best of luck, Steve. 15 seconds, off you go.

JAUNTY MUSIC

You're still in the game, Steve, still in the game.

OK, Ellie, let's go to you.

What are you going for?

Number 21.

Number 21. What have we got?

Oh, it's a 15-second ball fall, Ellie.

The best of luck. In three, two, one, drop the balls.

JAUNTY MUSIC

-Oh! I can still see you!

-Excellent, OK.

Jacob. Over to you, buddy.

Pick a number between 1 and 25.

-One.

-Number one.

Where are you? There we go, what's inside?

It's a ten-second ball fall, Jacob.

Drop the balls.

JAUNTY MUSIC

Yes, Jacob!

Well done, still in the game, OK. Over to you, Jennifer.

-What are you going for?

-Number ten, please.

Number ten. What have we got? We have got...

a 15-second ball fall.

It was close with Ellie.

Let's see how close it gets with you, Jennifer.

Three, two, one, drop the balls.

JAUNTY MUSIC

-She's still there.

-I'm here.

-Good dancing.

-Thanks, mate.

-Right, we're over to you, Vicky.

Pick a number between 1 and 25.

We've not had a Ball Fall Turbo yet, which is good.

We've not had a question as well.

-23, please.

-Number 23.

It's a question. Oooooh!

She's not happy with it.

-No!

-Vicky, you need to answer this question as quickly as possible.

Best of luck.

Name three capital cities in the UK. Go!

London, Manchester and Birmingham.

-No!

-London, Manchester, Birmingham.

Capitals! Capitals!

-Edinburgh.

-Yes!

-Cardiff!

-Yes, stop the balls!

Wow!

"London, Manchester, Birmingham! London, Manchester, Birmingham!"

Can't be all of them!

-Well done, you're still in the game.

-I thought you couldn't hear me!

Now, to Hayden. Best of luck. What are you going for?

-Number seven, please.

-Number seven, please, stand up.

Let's have a look.

It's a ten-second ball fall.

-Ooh!

-Hopefully not too bad. Three, two, one, drop the balls.

JAUNTY MUSIC

He is keeping one in his jacket as well, which I like.

Excellent, well done, Hayden.

Team captain, Kian, what are you going for?

-22.

-Number 22, please.

It's a question, Kian!

-Ooh, yeah!

-Question.

How many letters are there in the word "believable". GO!

-Ten.

-Stop the balls.

Well done, nice work, Kian!

Excellent! OK, over here to Darryl.

-What are you going for, mate?

-Number 20.

Number 20, what is this?

-It's a question, Darryl.

-Come on, Dad.

-The best of luck, mate.

If I was your dad's brother's son,

what relation would I be to you? Drop the balls.

Nephew.

Cousin.

Yes, stop the balls!

Brilliant, well done, Darryl.

Well done! Both teams through the first round.

-Good work.

-You did really well there.

OK, so things get a little bit trickier now, Steve.

-What are we going for?

-11, please.

Number 11, this really could do with being a question.

Ten-second ball fall!

Steve, sit up straight!

Best of luck! Let's drop the balls.

JAUNTY MUSIC

Oh, no! He's gone. He's gone.

He's out of the game. Steve, are you all right in there?

-Yeah!

-He's all right.

But he is out of the game.

OK, Ellie, over to you. What are you going for?

-Number 18, please.

-Number 18, this really needs to be a question.

It IS a question.

OK. The best of luck.

Name three Teletubbies. Go!

Tinky?

I've lost you. I've lost you! She's out of the game.

Oh, I'm so sorry, Ellie.

I think you said the beginning part of it. Are you all right in there?

Yes.

Tinky Winky, Laa-Laa, Dipsy and Po.

But I think you knew that. Unlucky. You're out of the game.

Sorry. OK, so we're back to Jacob.

Jacob, pick a number between one and 25.

We've still not found a Ball Fall Turbo yet.

-Let's hope it stays that way.

-Two.

-Number two.

It's a 15-second ball fall, Jacob!

-Aw, bye, Jacob!

-It's not looking good, buddy. Best of luck.

Let's drop the balls.

JAUNTY MUSIC

He is out, oh, eh-up!

He is out of the game.

Are you all right, Jacob?

-Yeah!

-Back to you, Jennifer.

-Number eight, please.

-Number eight.

It's a question.

This is going to be close.

If 20 hot dogs cost £30,

how much would one hot dog cost? Go!

How much?

See you later, Jennifer. See you later, bye!

The answer was, of course, £1.50.

-I knew that!

-Yeah, all right. Are you all right in there?

-Fine.

-Cool.

-Right, Vicky, over to you again.

-Pick a number.

-Number six, please.

-Number six, what have we got?

It's the Ball Fall Turbo! Which means we've got to say goodbye

to Vicky, she is out of the game, off we go!

-Bye, Vicky!

-Bye!

-Are you all right?

See ya!

Back to you, Hayden,

you're doing really well at the moment, what are you going for?

-Number 15.

-Number 15, please.

What have we got?

It's a question.

How many times does the letter E appear in the word December? Go!

Two! No, three!

Stop the balls.

Hayden, well done, it is three.

-Well done.

-OK, Kian.

The pressure is now on you.

What's it going to be?

-Um, 19.

-Number 19.

Come on, come on.

It's a question, Kian!

Best of luck. You know the score,

you've got to answer this as quickly as possible to stay in the game.

What is nine times seven? Go!

-63!

-Stop the balls!

Yes, Kian!

Kian, amazing.

-Darryl, what are you going for?

-Number five.

-Number five, please.

-It's a question.

-Oh-ho!

Darryl, how many days are there in three weeks?

-Go!

-21.

-21, stop the balls!

Stop the balls! Well done.

Very good! Kian, we're back to you,

the same situation again.

We have had so many questions, not that many Ball Fall Turbos,

and there's a few out there, so this is getting slim pickings now.

-14.

-Number 14, please.

Come on, come on.

Ball Fall Turbo, which means, Kian, you're out of the game.

Drop the balls.

Bye, Kian!

A round of applause for Kian. But the winning team are Ellie's team!

JAUNTY MUSIC

Commiserations to Kian's team but, Kian, you did so well earlier,

you won all those prizes and the star prize earlier.

And you're not going to go home empty-handed.

We're going to give you guys a Big Friday Wind-Up goody bag.

Is that all right? Beautiful stuff.

But our winning team, Ellie's team, you win tonight's star prize,

a games console!

Happy? Fantastic, well done.

Let's hear it for both of our fantastic teams.

That is almost it from us, but before we go,

there is just enough time to thank everyone we've wound up tonight.

-A big thank you to our Celeb Of Doom, Cel Spellman!

-Top man.

A big thank you to you guys, thank you so much, our Wind-Up audience!

But to play us out, give it up for Matt Terry!

Nice!

# Shout me out, but pull me close

# Kinda loving it, give me your heartache

# Hold me tight, but let me go

# Kinda loving it, look what you started

# Turn me on, then pass me off

# Kinda loving it, got me addicted

# You got me addicted

# Oh, oh, oh, oh I don't mind

# What you do, what you do, what you do with me, baby

# I'm so down

# Do whatever you want me to do, when you ask me

# I don't care how many times you're breaking my heart

# I'm just too weak to stay cool

# Guess I'm a sucker for you

# And I know it's complicated but I hate being smart

# So all the things that you do Makes me a sucker for you

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

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# Guess I'm a sucker for you

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# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh Guess I'm a sucker for you

# I don't wanna let go

# I'm not gonna let go

# Even if you hurt me, baby

# Go ahead and hurt me, baby

# Take me high to low, low

# Get me hot and cold, cold

# Go ahead and call me crazy

# No, I'm not gonna leave you, baby

# Hey-ey-ey!

# Guess I'm a sucker for you

# Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh

# Guess I'm a sucker for you

# Oh, yeah, yeah

# Guess I'm a sucker for you

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Thank you!