Callum Beattie Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

-ANNOUNCER:

-What is this man hiding in his beard?

What are these two cheeky chappies planning?

And where did this gentleman get that top?

Seriously, it's very nice.

I'd like one for myself.

Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

It's Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!

The boys are back in town.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Sam and Mark!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

Feet up, sit back and enjoy because Fridays don't get much better

than this. In a moment, two parents will attempt

to out embarrass each other

in a game we like to call...

HIS VOICE ECHOES: ..The Egg Factor!

Good. We'll be playing the dangliest game on telly, Hang On.

And find out what happened when we went undercover

in Katie Thistleton's home for a special celebrity edition

-of In Your House.

-Ooh!

AUDIENCE WHOOPS

# Oh, yeah, looking at the place, seeing people in your face

# I don't know why, but I've got to fly. #

-You all right, mate?

-# Oh, yeah!

# I'm just singing a song

# Is that so wrong?

# Oh, yeah. #

Well, yes, actually! Can you stop singing, please?

# Why? Oh, why? You make me cry

# Oh, yeah Oh, why? #

Why?! Because it's embarrassing.

All right? What do you think you're doing?

-Just having a little singsong.

-Well, stop it.

It's well annoying, I'm telling you.

Having someone singing at you, turning everything into a song.

-Says who?

-Says...

..Aamanee.

Her mum's always doing it, you know.

Stay right there, Aamanee, we're coming to find out a bit more.

-Hello, Aamanee.

-Hello.

-How are you doing?

-I'm all right.

-A little bit shocked, Aamanee.

So tell us, why does your mum embarrass you?

What does she do so much to embarrass you?

Well, whenever we're out, she just makes it a song about anything.

-Like I was just doing there?

-Yeah.

-Really?

How long has she been doing this?

I don't know. Really long.

A long time? And what kind of things does she make up songs about?

Saucepans, shoes, a man's top.

Saucepans, shoes and a man's top.

Those classic hits.

Where is your mum today, Aamanee?

-She's at work.

-Aw, what a shame.

We would have all loved to have met Aamanee's mum, wouldn't we?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

-Looks like she's got off lightly.

But thank you for being a great sport.

Round of applause for Aamanee, everyone.

Don't worry, Aamanee, you're not alone.

There is another parent out there

who is more than a little embarrassing.

Isn't that right, Lily?

Is that right? We hear that your dad's a bit embarrassing.

Yeah, at sports day, he turned into a bit of a cheerleader,

is that right? Is this your sister, as well?

-What's your name?

-I'm a twin.

-Twin sisters!

Of course, of course.

So he does cheerleading at the sports day, is that right?

-Yeah.

-How did that make you feel?

-Embarrassed.

-Embarrassed?

Yeah, I bet it did, I bet it did. And where is your dad today?

-At my grandma's.

-Well, actually, Lily,

he's not at your grandma's at all.

And, Aamanee, your mum is not at work today.

In fact, they're both right here in the Wind-Up studio.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's hear it for the embarrassing parents!

Here they are, both parents doing you proud.

What you think of that? Is that embarrassing?

Aamanee, anything you want to say to your mum right now?

You lied to me.

It's a tiny little lie. Tiny little white lie.

Listen, I think both parents have done a fantastic job

at embarrassing you both so far, but it's time to find out

which parent is the most embarrassing.

Let's find out as we play The Egg Factor!

Come on down.

Please welcome Aamanee's singing mum Attia,

and Lily's eggy-static daddy, Mike!

Our contestants will go head-to-head over three rounds

to discover who the ultimate embarrassing parent is.

Attia, how are you feeling?

Nervous, and I'm a little worried about Aamanee. She's a bit shocked.

-She's fine.

-She is shocked!

-Don't worry about that.

Mike, what kind of training have you been doing for this today?

Eating loads of eggs.

Eating loads of eggs. You eggy dad!

All right, let's play round one of The Egg Factor, Word Up.

'Round One, Word Up.'

In this round, Attia and Mike must try to use a cool teen slang word

-in a sentence.

-You follow me, bro?

-Yeah.

-The most embarrassing use of the slang will be awarded a point

by a panel of three independent real kids.

Hey, real kids, can you confirm that you are 100% real?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Awesome. Thank goodness for that.

Parents, are you ready?

-Yeah.

-Yep.

-Beautiful. In that case, you now have ten seconds

to write down your sentence using

the teen slang version of the word bae.

B-A-E.

Go.

OK. Stop writing.

Attia, what's your sentence, please?

I don't know what it means.

"I have no bae about you."

Oh, deary me!

How embarrassing, Aamanee!

Mike, please, tell me, can you do any better than that?

No.

"B-A-E, bring an elephant?"

LAUGHTER

OK! Let's go over to the real kids for the correct use of the word bae.

-What does it mean?

-Bae is, of course,

an affectionate term for a loved one.

Spelt B-A-E, it stands for "before anyone else."

Not the elephant thing, brilliant.

Thanks, real kid.

Who do you think gets the point for the most embarrassing answer?

Three, two, one, vote.

It's Attia! Well done!

Which means Attia takes the first round.

But, Mike, not to worry, it's still all to play for as we move on

to round two of the Egg-Factor, Eggy Dance-Off.

Round Two, Eggy Dance-Off.

Now, there is little more embarrassing

than parents having a little boogie. So, in this round,

both parents will have 30 seconds to dance the best dance

they possibly can. Attia, are you ready for this?

-No.

-You're doing it anyway!

Best of luck. Three, two, one, dance!

DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, yeah! Woo!

Yeah! That's it, Attia.

Yeah! LAUGHTER AND CHEERING

BUZZER SOUNDS Ey up, ey up!

Mike, your turn!

Pull your trousers up, Attia, pull your trousers up!

Oh, dear. Oh, my goodness. This is horrible.

BUZZER SOUNDS Together, dance!

Hold your trousers!

OLD-FASHIONED ROCK 'N' ROLL PLAYS

BUZZER SOUNDS

Please, stop dancing.

I think I have an idea who might win this round.

Let's go over to the real kids to see who's dancing was the eggiest.

Three, two, one, vote.

Of course it was Attia!

Did you do that on purpose?

-Wow.

-So, Attia, you have won both rounds, which means, Mike,

you are now just playing for pride.

Is that all right?

I know, I know, it's terrible. It's time to move on to our final round.

Round Three - Special Eggy Skill.

In the third and final round,

our parents will be given 20 seconds to use their individual eggy skills

-to embarrass to the max.

-Attia, you are going first.

-What are you going to be doing for us?

-Embarrassing myself.

Singing.

Singing? Of course, because you sing about everything.

-Brilliant. Looking forward to that, Aamanee?

-No.

-No!

-Nope.

Mike, what are you going to be doing?

A spot of cheerleading.

-Oh, of course!

-OK, OK.

OK, Attia, this is your last chance to embarrass.

Get yourself ready.

DRUM ROLL

-Wow.

-Here we go.

-Beautiful.

And the... There we go.

-LAUGHTER

-The best of luck, Attia.

Take it away.

-SHE RAPS:

-# Hey, Aamanee, it's me

# Are you surprised to see me?

# What's that I hear you say, Aamanee, a bumblebee?

# Ah, Mum, get that bee, it's coming for me

# Oh, Aamanee, please chill and let me have a cup of tea. #

Oh, she dabbed it as well!

-I wasn't expecting the dab.

-Very good.

-I wasn't expecting the dab.

It was a nice surprise at the end, that.

Superb. Very moving performance there.

I don't know how you're going to top this, Mike.

DRUM ROLL, AUDIENCE WHOOPS Wow!

Wow! WOLF WHISTLING

Now we're talking.

CHEERING

Yeah, don't forget your pom-poms. You'd look silly.

Right, Mike, the best of luck. Take it away.

E-G-G-Y!

I'm an eggy dad, high five!

Two, four, six, eight, being eggy makes me great!

Egginess!

Stunning! Truly stunning.

What a performance.

-Right.

-Let's go to the real kids one last time

to see who takes the round.

In three, two, one, vote.

Mike!

-Well done, Mike.

-Well done, Mike.

But, Attia, you are today's winner, which means you go home

with the exclusive Egg-Factor golden egg cup.

Here it is. Bring it over, buddy.

Bring it over.

Wonderful.

Hold it up with pride.

Yay!

And for being such great sports, Lily and Aamanee,

you'll be taking, both, a Bluetooth speaker each.

-Ooh, very nice!

-That's all right, isn't it?

Give it up one more time for our Egg-Factor contestants.

Well done, guys, well done.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Hi, we're Misunderstood.

-No, literally, we're Misunderstood.

Sam and Mark promised there'd be cake here.

Yeah, so, can we get some cake?

Please?

Be honest, never lie, always tell the truth.

That is the kind of advice that will see you right.

Unless you're playing this next game, where we don't want right,

we want wrong.

This is When You're Right, You're Wrong!

Working our way down this long line,

we will ask each contestant three yes or no questions.

And we need the wrong answers.

Get three wrong answers in a row

to win something truly irreplaceable.

A Wind-Up mug.

It's irreplaceable, because we've only had a few made.

Yeah, to keep costs down and all that, yeah.

However, give a correct answer, just once,

and they must leave the game immediately.

The next contestant will then step up

and try to be as wrong as they possibly can.

-And we want as many wrong answers as we can get in two minutes.

-OK,

let's get two minutes on the clock, please.

You stand right here, Batman.

-Best of luck, buddy.

-Time starts...

-..now.

-Can you put butter on bread?

-No.

-Do mice have 23 legs each?

Yes.

Does the word "no" contain the letter O?

Yes.

HORN HONKS Off you go, off you go!

-That way, that way. Next, next, next, next!

-Go, go, go!

Are most moustaches

trained caterpillars pretending to be facial hair?

-Yes.

-Has a bunch of grapes ever won a gold medal at the Olympics?

-Yes.

-Is March the third month of the year?

-No.

-Excellent.

-Have a mug.

-Come on, this way, this way.

-Am I older than Mark?

-No.

HORN HONKS Go, go, go.

Come here. This way. OK.

Is Mark younger than me?

-Yes.

-Taking ages!

-Do cats meow?

-No.

-Is Justin Bieber's real name Mr Bottom?

-Yes.

-Go!

-Get a mug, get a mug!

-Quick, next, next, next.

Are bats brilliant at playing the cello?

-Yes.

-Can fish swim?

-No.

-Has a camel ever won Strictly Come Dancing?

-Yes.

-Get a mug, get a mug!

-Well done, mate.

-Next, next. Does the word "yes" contain the letter E?

No.

Is football usually played with a football?

-No.

-Has a sandwich ever won tennis match at Wimbledon?

-No.

-Oh, the last question!

-HORN HONKS Off you go.

-Off you go.

Does the word "no" rhyme with "go"?

-No.

-Is the capital of France Middlesbrough?

No.

-HORN HONKS Oh, off you go!

-Off you go.

Are penguins mythical beasts?

No.

HORN HONKS

Off you go, off you go. Is a circle round?

-No.

-Can tigers speak fluent English?

-Yes.

-Is an apple a fruit?

-No.

-Well done.

-That's what I'm talking about!

Are there four letters in the word "yes"?

-No.

-HORN HONKS

-Get off!

-Am I a llama?

-Yes.

-If I said my name was Sam, would I be...

HORN BLARES

-You know what, have a mug anyway.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Why not, why not?

-I'm exhausted.

-Wowsers. That was brilliant.

-That was a whole lot of wrong.

-It was.

Well done to all of our mug winners.

You are all completely wrong.

Now, we've been going in your house for quite some time now.

So we thought we'd mix it up a little bit

by going undercover in some of our celeb mates' houses.

I mean, it's the lovely Katie Thistleton.

What's the worst that could happen?

Probably this! Check it out.

You are entering the world of In Your House,

an elite undercover task force charged with winding up the nation.

The objective is to complete a series of undercover challenges

in viewers' homes.

The nail-biting undercover missions will involve more

complex challenges, more dangerous routes and some familiar faces.

Agent Nixon, you will be manning mission control.

Agent Rhodes, you will be going undercover at today's location.

You must both proceed there immediately.

However, one rule remains the same...

..don't get caught.

-Hey, guess what?

-What?

You're meant to guess.

I've been voted most attractive out of the pair of us?

-No.

-You have?

No. It's got nothing to do with that.

Well, it makes sense, actually,

because there's no way you would be voted more attractive than me.

All right!

It's to do with the mission, actually.

Because you, my friend, are about to go undercover

in a celebrity In Your House, with the help of Alex.

-Hi.

-Hi.

Alex is today's celebrity's other half.

You could say...better half.

-Only joking.

-He's only joking.

-He's only joking.

-Who is it?

-Meet today's target, CBBC's Katie Thistleton.

This is going to be easy.

Not quite.

Yeah, there is a little bit of a problem.

You see, Alex and Katie have only just started

to move into their brand-new house.

So, there's no furniture.

-What? Where am I going to hide?

-Agent Rhodes, don't you worry.

-We have faith in you.

-You do?

Alex, are you willing to assist Agent Rhodes

in his mission impossible today?

-I'll help out anyway I can.

-Thank you.

Agent Rhodes, this is the target's house.

To give you a helping hand,

you're going to be starting inside the house,

-hiding in the spare room.

-Understood!

This is a very important message, sent direct from agents at HQ.

Listen to it, take it in, it's important.

Right, your show idea, One Sam And His Dog. I like it.

But, like you say, let's not get that loser Mark involved.

Not that message!

Oh, that's embarrassing.

You didn't see that.

Agent Rhodes, this is your survival kit.

Do not open that until you receive further instructions, understood?

Righto.

Alex, Mark, it is now time for you both to get into position.

The best of luck. You're going to need it.

I've got a question.

Why are we outside?

Ah, that's because the van didn't fit down the street,

so I'm out here tonight.

Well, wear a coat, winter's coming.

Winter is coming.

OK, I think they're here.

They're just coming into the house, mate.

OK, mate, they are currently in the kitchen.

Have all the pots been through the dishwasher?

Er...no.

Katie doesn't seem suspicious.

Ooh! She's so close to the camera!

Get the drink out of the way, we can't see anything!

OK, Mark, very quietly switch the light on,

so we can see your beautiful face.

Quietly does it, quietly does it.

Good man, good man.

Right, Mark, mission one.

Obviously, you're in the spare room,

you've got that giant cardboard box with you.

Yeah.

What I need you to do is transport that cardboard box

-down to the kitchen.

-It's massive!

I know it's massive. And the stairs are quite narrow.

SAM LAUGHS

Get into the kitchen, leave the box in the kitchen

and then you hide under the stairs in the cupboard.

Katie and Alex are currently in the living room

and Alex has just shut the door.

Now would be a good time.

Go, go, go!

That's it. He's measuring, bless.

He's got the tape measure out. They're measuring for a sofa.

Good man.

We might have a dispute here with the measuring!

They're still in the living room.

He's messing with the tape measure, making a lot of noise.

Now is a good time. Come on, mate, you can do this. Keep going.

I'm getting too excited.

Get in that kitchen!

He's good! He's good!

Put the box by the ironing board, Mark. By the ironing board.

Well done, mate.

Can you put it down there, on the floor? That's it. Perfect.

Now get under the stairs, in that cupboard, in the corner.

Be quiet, mate, they're still in the living room.

Yeah, good boy.

Congratulations. That is mission one complete.

Katie has no idea.

Alex is doing a fantastic job for you.

Here we go, mission number two.

Now, Katie absolutely loves dogs.

And if you go into the kitchen,

you will notice one of Katie's cuddly toy dogs.

Find that dog,

go out of the back door that is in the kitchen

and hand it over the neighbour's fence,

-and I'll collect that off you.

-OK.

Go, go, go!

OK, they're still in the living room.

Look for the dog.

I'd be quick, mate. They've stopped measuring.

Yeah, OK. Bring it outside and hand it over the neighbour's fence.

Doing it in the dark.

Well done, mate.

-Not too loud.

-Mission two complete.

Congratulations. Right, you just wait there.

-I'll just prepare mission number three.

-OK.

-Where do I hide? Behind the bin?

-Just wait here.

Oh, you are absolutely kidding me, aren't you?

Mission three, meet Bramble.

You need to replace this toy dog with this real dog.

How are we going to explain a strange dog being in her house?

That's not our problem.

Poor Katie. You really don't want to miss what we did next.

-The second part is coming up soon.

-As well as all of this.

An agent so secret,

even he doesn't know he's about to go on an impossible mission.

Get a grip, because it's a long way down in Hang On.

And which team will meet the dreaded Ball Fall Turbo?

The name's Nixon, Sam Nixon.

The name's Mark, Rhodes Mark.

I mean Mark Rhodes.

Licensed to thrill.

Licensed to drive mopeds on most UK B roads.

We are looking for an agent

who can do a mean Sir David Attenborough impression

and is a huge fan of Bond.

-James Bond?

-Exactly.

What kind of international super spy could fit such a profile?

It could literally be anyone.

It could be. But in this case, it's Joey in our studio audience.

Ah!

How on earth did you deduce that, Nixon, Sam Nixon?

-Because his face is on the telly behind us, mate.

-Oh, that's him.

Joey, don't go anywhere. We're coming to you!

Ey up, mate!

Ey up, Joey. Ey up, mate!

Now, we hear that you absolutely love Bond, is that right?

-Yeah.

-Why do you love Bond so much?

I like his cars.

Oh, yeah. He's got some cool cars, hasn't he?

He does drive some great cars.

-Dad, you're a bit of a fan too, aren't you?

-Yeah.

-You love him?

-Yes.

Joey, we hear that you do a mean Sir David Attenborough impression,

-is that right?

-Yes.

Can we hear it, please? We'd love to hear it, wouldn't we, guys?

Yeah!

Go on, then.

I'm David Attenborough, and here we have a rare specimen of child.

-LAUGHTER I love it!

-Very good!

Can you do an impression of Bond?

My name's Bond, James Bond.

-Slightly like Attenborough. I liked it.

-This will be even better, then.

How about doing an impression of Sir David Attenborough

-doing an impression of Bond?

-Good, good.

My name's Bond, James Bond!

That's good! I like that!

This is good!

Do you know what?

We think that you deserve to take part in your very own spy mission

-and win a few prizes along the way. Are you up for that?

-Yeah.

Beautiful. In that case, it's time to play Wind-ups Are Forever.

-Come on.

-Come on down.

Welcome to this very special wind-up mission, with secret agent Joey.

Like any good spy,

Joey must navigate his way through the course

without touching any of the lasers, collecting the five yellow blocks,

each of which represents a code letter.

Each letter is worth one prize from the Wind-up prize stash.

Now, Joey, every time that you break the laser beam,

you must start the course again from the beginning.

Now, you only have 45 seconds to complete the course

and collect as many of the letters as you can.

-Understood?

-Yeah.

How are you feeling? Shaken, stirred?

-Excited.

-He's excited.

-He's neither of those things, he's excited.

-You look tremendous, by the way, mate.

-I think you need to go and get ready.

-Yeah, if you stand right here.

Can we bring the lights down, please?

And get 45 seconds on the clock.

-Can you see the beams?

-Yeah.

-The best of luck, buddy.

Your time starts now.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Nice! OK, put it in your bag, put it in your bag.

-Good. OK.

-Watch the beams!

-Be careful.

-Watch the beams.

That beam is tricky.

Oh, good man, good man.

-Watch it, watch it.

-There's one above your head. Be careful, Joey!

Come on, mate, you can do this.

OK, keep going under it. That's it, good work, good work.

Get it in your bag.

-A bit lower, bit lower. That's it.

-That's it.

Crawl under, get on your tummy, get on your tummy!

-Come on, you can do this.

-OK, good. Mind that one!

-Oh, it's close.

-Nice, nice work.

-Big step, big step.

-Yes!

Come on, Joey. On your knee.

-That's tricky, that one.

-You've only got five seconds left.

Yeah!

-Come on over here.

-Come on over, Joey.

-Come on over, buddy.

-Wow.

-Very good.

Wow, it was like watching Sir David Attenborough

and James Bond like that!

Let's take a look at your bag, mate.

I think we know how many you've got but let's do a count up anyway.

OK, so you managed to get one...

..two...

..three...

..four...

-..five.

-Yes!

-Which means you get five prizes from the Wind-up prize stash.

-Amazing!

Excellent effort, mate.

But now it is your chance to take home the star prize,

and you will love this, it's a spy kit.

-Ooh!

-Shall we head over this way?

Come on, buddy, let's do it.

Joey, would you believe it?

But whilst you are navigating the laser course,

your dad has only gone and found himself chained up

right under this vat of radioactive mega slime!

What are the chances?

I know, right? But, Joey, not to worry, because you can save him.

You will now have just five seconds to stop the radioactive mega slime

from dropping on your dad by guessing the code word.

Now, the code word is made up of the letters

-that you found in the laser course.

-As soon as you say the code word,

the vat of mega slime will lock,

your dad will be free and you will win the star prize.

If you don't guess the code word,

the radioactive mega slime will make a right mess of your dad.

-MARK GIGGLES

-Agent Joey, want to stroke the cat?

Good luck.

OK, Agent Joey, we're about to reveal the letters that you found.

You have just five seconds.

Best of luck. It's going to be tricky, this.

You stay right there, Joey. Best of luck. Here we go.

Remember, you've only got five seconds. What's the word?

-Radar.

-No.

-Riday?

-WHISPERS: What's missing?

-Oh!

What's missing? What's missing?

-What's missing?

-Erm... ALARM BLARES

Oh, no! Oh, no!

Which means the radioactive slime is going to fall on your dad!

Oh, no!

Joey, it was Friday.

LAUGHTER

We just took an F off, mate.

We only took the F off, that's all we did, mate.

-Wow.

-Oh, sorry about that, Dad.

-You all right?

-Yeah.

But, hey, come on, come on, don't you worry because you still get to

keep the prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash.

-That's true, that's very true.

-AND you are going to be playing

Ball Fall Turbo a bit later on as well.

That sounds good, doesn't it? And you look great in your tux.

-Let him stroke the cat again.

-Go on.

Brilliant, brilliant. Give it up for Joey and his dad, Dave, everyone!

APPLAUSE

There you go. Now, you may remember, when we left, in your house, we were

hiding out undercover and uninvited in Katie Thistleton's house.

-Like you do.

-Yeah. Well, it is all about to get a little more intense.

Check this out.

Agents Nixon and Rhodes are in Manchester on a mission to wind up

CBBC favourite Katie Thistleton.

After hiding in the bedroom of Katie's new unfurnished house,

Agent Rhodes snuck downstairs

to place a giant cardboard box into her kitchen.

And while Katie's partner, Alex, distracted her,

Agent Rhodes headed outside to swap one of Katie's toy dogs

for a real one. The mission continues.

-You've just got to get Bramble into the house.

-Just give me the dog,

-just give me the dog.

-And then hide.

-Just give me the dog.

-Careful, Bramble.

-Hello, darling. Hello. Oh, hello, darling.

There you go. There you go. OK. Good luck!

She's gone upstairs.

OK, Mark, the coast is clear.

OK, we're guessing Katie's in the bedroom,

we've not put cameras in her bedroom.

We can't see Katie at the minute, so I'm guessing she's in there.

Mate, if I were you, I'd get in the living room.

Yeah, good man, good man. Get behind the door, get behind the door.

Right. Just let Bramble go, see what happens.

Oh, it's just looking at Mark.

Alex is coming downstairs,

he might be able to help you out a little bit.

He's coming into the room.

Hi, mate.

HE GIGGLES

-Katie?

-Yeah.

-Alex is helping you out, mate. This is beautiful.

-Look at this.

I swear I haven't set this up.

How's it got in?

-This is amazing.

-How has it got in?

-I literally don't know.

Katie is now in the kitchen. This is brilliant!

-Where was it?

-It was just at the bottom of the stairs, I swear.

He was going to come up?

Agent Rhodes, congratulations, that is mission three complete.

Well done.

You don't think we shut it in last night, do you?

This is brilliant, he has made Katie think

that they accidentally shut that dog in last night by accident.

Right, this is really weird. Is anyone in the pantry?

I don't know.

Mark, stay where you are, stay where you are.

-How has something just come in our house?

-Mate, stay behind that door,

-stay behind that door, stay behind that door.

-Right, you go upstairs,

-I'll check it out.

-She's coming in the living room,

stay behind that door. OK, she's gone.

-What's its name?

-I don't know, I'm going to see.

I'm going to make things really tricky for Mark.

I'm going to send Katie a video on social media

telling her that Mark is in her house.

Hang on, is the front door open?

Hi, Katie Thistleton. Hope you're well.

So if you just came down, where was the dog?

Mark is hiding in your house right now.

It was in that corridor.

Tag her in that. @Katie.

What's going on?

Oh!

That is not funny!

-I'm so sorry. Are you all right?

-Yeah. I am not!

-You all right, mate?

-No, I'm not all right!

-Katie, I'm so sorry.

Oh, that is... I honestly don't even know how to react right now.

-Alex, come here, mate.

-What a legend. What a legend.

Alex has been in on the whole thing.

Mark's been in the house since you got home.

-He was up in the spare room...

-You were not!

-I was.

..whilst you were in here, playing a blinder by the way,

-Alex, measuring up.

-Let's measure the inside of the room.

I was like, "Why are you doing this now?"

Also I stitched Mark up a little bit just then.

I just sent you a video on social media telling you

that Mark is hiding in your house.

-Well, do you know what the beauty of that is?

-Thanks, mate.

-We don't have any Wi-Fi yet.

-Oh, man, it wouldn't have worked

anyway! Bramble, what a legend.

-What's its name, Bramble?

-What a legend.

I really want to keep you.

I really thought that someone had gifted me a dog.

Well, thanks for being a great sport anyway.

Thank you. And, Bramble, you're a star.

And, Alex, you're an even bigger star.

Legend, mate. Legend, legend.

Please welcome the star of Celebrity In Yer House, Katie Thistleton!

-We are so sorry.

-Oh...

I've just relived that all over again watching it,

like, I'm sweating. I was sweating and shaking

just remembering how scary that was.

-Mate, did you have no idea?

-I had no idea and everybody since

when I've told them that story has been like,

"How did you not know that was Sam and Mark?"

I knew you were filming that day as well in my area so how did I not

-figure it out? I have no idea.

-We are so good at this.

-Yes,

you are. I had just moved into the house, I had a lot on my mind.

Can we just have a quick look?

-It's brilliant, this.

-It's amazing,

the moment that you first saw me hiding behind the door.

-Your face was wicked. Let's have a look.

-I was so scared.

-Unbelievable.

-LAUGHTER

-That is pure terror!

Katie, will you ever forgive us?

Probably not. You know what? You are the most forgivable people

in children's TV, because you're both so lovely and friendly.

If it was anybody else, I mean, if that was Hacker...

-But seeing as you two are so nice, I'll forgive you.

-Bless you.

-But don't ever come in my house uninvited again.

-Promise!

You've been a great sport. Give it up for Katie Thistleton, everyone!

When I were young, me mum and dad would endlessly entertain me

by holding tightly onto a metal bar for as long as they could

until one of them could hold on no more and let go.

But now those heady days of yesteryear are gone,

we are honoured to recreate that very game right here, right now

in the Wind-Up studio.

The rules are very simple.

Over two rounds,

four mums and four dads must hang on to this bar

for as long as they possibly can. If they let go at any moment,

they will fall into these pits and can never leave!

HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER

Actually they can climb out any time.

It's basic health and safety regulations, really.

Oh, right, sorry. The last one hanging in each round

will go head-to-head in the arm-stretching Hang On final,

where both finalists must hold on for as long as they can

whilst being pelted with actual cannonballs.

No, footballs.

Oh, sorry, yeah, I keep forgetting.

-You see, we played it differently at my house.

-That's really weird.

Anyway, the longest dangler will win a prize for their family.

Let's meet today's hangers on.

This is Jenny.

Jenny has no intention of becoming a classical pianist.

Meet Derek. Derek pretends he likes skiing.

Say hi to Nicola.

Nicola once wrestled her nan for a fiver.

That's Chris. Chris has twice as many arms as he has noses.

Truth. OK, let's play.

Stay stood on the platform, please,

but hold on to the bar.

In a moment, I will count down three, two, one

and then I'll say, "Hang on."

You should gently step off the platform and begin to dangle

-when I say, "Hang on."

-OK, are you ready?

Three, two, one, hang on.

OK, here we go.

That was quick!

-Nicola, that was quick.

-Really quick. Nicola's gone.

Oh, my goodness! Jenny's down.

-It's between Derek and Chris.

-Derek and Chris. Derek and Chris, come on.

Hold in there, Derek. You're doing well.

Don't shake that head, Derek. Don't shake that head.

You can do this! Oh, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone!

The winner! Come on, Chris. Well done, mate.

-Oh, your face never changed. How are you feeling, buddy? All right?

-Sore.

A bit sore, well, get ready to do it all over again very soon

in the final hang-off. Well done, Chris, mate, well done.

-Give it up for Chris, everyone.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

But who will Chris be dangling with in the final?

There is only one way to find out.

Let's meet the hangers on in Round Two.

This is Claire.

Claire adores owls and other nocturnal birds.

Meet Daniel. Daniel's favourite sandwich is cheese and chocolate.

Say hi to Alex.

Alex is smiling but, truth be told, he's absolutely terrified.

And meet Lisa. Lisa has a pet wasp called Percy.

Lovely stuff!

Right, parents, remain stood on the platform but grab onto the bar.

Are you ready?

Three, two, one, hang on.

-OK.

-Oh, they're swinging. They're swinging.

Lisa is doing really well. Lisa, you are doing really well.

Come on, you can hold in there. Come on.

-You can do this.

-You can do this.

-Nerves of steel.

-He's struggling.

Come on.

Stay in there, Daniel. Stay in there.

-He's gone!

-Alex has gone. Alex has gone.

-Come on, guys.

Congratulations, Daniel.

-How are you feeling?

-Brilliant.

-He's brilliant!

Daniel, there is no time to waste, mate.

You need to get yourself back on that podium

because you're about to take on Chris in the final of Hang On.

For this final round, as Chris and Daniel dangle,

they will be pelted with footballs by their opponent's kid.

Now, Ellie, Chris is your dad.

How do you reckon he is going to do?

-Amazing.

-Amazing, Chris.

-Nice.

-High praise indeed.

And, Bradley, Daniel is your dad, how do you think he is going to do?

-Hopefully all right.

-He is hedging his bets a bit more.

Well, guys, if you would like to take your place

and try not to get your own parent. That would be really disappointing.

That would be disappointing. OK, Chris and Daniel,

the last one dangling will win a prize for your family.

Please, remain stood on the platform but hold on to the bar.

Chris, are you ready?

Daniel, are you ready?

Best of luck, lads. Three, two, one, hang on.

Go for it, go for it.

Oh! Go on and pelt them, pelt them, pelt them!

-Pelt them!

-Oh, yes.

Oh, good one! Good one. This is good.

Both dads are looking solid. Chris especially looking solid.

Daniel is rock solid. Chris is rock solid. Chris!

-Oh! In the face! In the face!

-IN THE FACE!

-Oh, Daniel's moving.

-Come on, Bradley. Good one!

You're doing tremendously well. He's not moved!

-This is getting to the business end now.

-Oh, look at that!

Right on the chest, right on the chest.

Oh, Daniel's getting...

Keep going, keep going.

Keep going. Oh, wow!

This is strong! This is strong!

They're both looking at...

-We have winner!

-Daniel, unlucky, mate.

Chris and Ellie are our winners!

Well done.

Unfortunately that means, Daniel, you didn't win,

but you put up a good fight, you really did.

How are you doing in there, mate?

-Yeah, OK.

-Oh, he's a bit disappointed, bless him.

Chris, come on over here. How are you feeling, buddy?

I'm all right.

You're all right. You look like you work out, Chris.

-Not really.

-LAUGHTER

Congratulations, mate, you won, which means, Ellie,

you get our prize, which is a scooter!

And, Bradley, we'll get you a Wind-Up goody bag, so you're not

going home empty-handed. Oh, no.

Let's hear it for our hangers on, everyone!

Hi, it's us, Isabel and Polly from Hetty Feather.

And if I had to think of just one thing I love about Sam and Mark,

I'd probably say...

Erm...nothing.

Today's Selfie Stick celeb

is singer-songwriter Callum Beattie.

Come on down, come on down, mate.

Hello. How are you doing?

-Yeah, good.

-Now, we know that you have been very, very busy recently.

What have you been up to? Tell us all.

Well, I've been touring around the UK,

so we've done about two months of that,

and I am just about to release my new EP...

-Nice.

-..which is called Miracle.

-Lovely.

-And it's my six-track EP of fabulous songs that I have written,

-so I am excited.

-Wicked.

Well, speaking of EPs, We Are Stars,

that has had, like, millions and millions of streams online.

Absolutely. Well, it is the first song I ever released

and to go from having a few of your friends buy a record

to millions of people streaming it, is quite a jump, so it's exciting.

Lovely, well, let's get your game face on.

-Are you ready? Have you got your game face on?

-I'm ready for it.

-OK,

now you've got two minutes to get as many ridiculous selfies

with our lovely studio audience.

However, that is not all.

Once the selfie has been snapped

with the lucky member of our studio audience, they can ask you anything,

any question they want.

Have a think, audience.

-Nothing is off limits.

-Indeed. Callum, are you ready for this?

-I'm ready.

-Beautiful.

-You take that, mate.

-All right.

-Nice one.

What is the first one, Mark?

"Snap a selfie with the kid pretending to be a monster."

Go, go, go!

Who is being a monster? Who is being a monster?

Who is being a monster? Come on.

Here we go, this is good.

-Yay!

-Right, you can ask Callum any question you like.

-Can you Irish dance?

-Can you Irish dance?

-Yeah, there we go.

There we go.

I like it, good one. Mark, what is the next selfie?

"Snap a selfie with a mum pulling out her ears."

A mum pulling out her ears.

Mum. Mum. Are you doing it? Come on, Mum. Go on, get down there.

-Come on, Mum.

-Pull them out, pull your ears out.

-Yay!

-Yay! Mum, what is your question for Callum?

-What's your favourite place in the world to visit?

-Good one.

Er...

-..Manchester.

-Manchester! Yay!

-For our viewers at home, we are in Manchester.

-OK,

"snap a selfie with a Dave." There's always a Dave.

-Oh, here we go!

-That's easy. That's easy.

-Let's go, Dave.

Excellent stuff. OK, just turn round, Callum. Just turn around,

face that way. Dave, what's your question?

Have you ever ridden an ostrich?

Have you ever ridden an ostrich?

It's my favourite thing to do at the weekend.

Good question, Dave. OK, what's next, Mark?

"Snap a selfie with a kid who is dancing in their seat."

Let's go down there. Let's go down there.

Go, go, go, go...

-Who's dancing? Who's dancing?

-Everyone's dancing up here.

Here we go.

Good one. What's your question?

-What's your favourite football team?

-Oh!

Er...Scotland.

-Scotland!

-Excellent and generic there.

"Take a selfie with two smiling sisters."

-Two smiling sisters. Oh, sisters!

-All right, guys.

Smile. Quick, quick, quick! Who's got a question for Callum?

-Go on, then.

-What's your favourite fast food place?

KLAXON Oh!

-We'll never know.

-We'll never know and thankfully,

because it's the BBC, it worked out nicely, that.

A round of applause for Callum, everyone!

Come on down.

I'm looking forward to this. Come on down.

Let's have a look at all the selfies that you took.

-Nice work, Callum.

-Oh, we got some crackers in there.

-There we go, there's the two sisters.

-Lovely.

-Excellent stuff.

There we go.

-Nice work, buddy.

-Excellent. That's with a Dave.

-Brilliant.

LAUGHTER Absolutely brilliant.

Tremendous. Well done, son. Well done.

That is a photo bomb and an half. Well done.

-OK. That is the mum pulling out her ears. Excellent.

-Very good.

Very good that, very good. What else have we got?

That is a tremendous one, that.

I wouldn't pick that one, Callum, to be fair.

-And that is the kid pretending to be a monster.

-Very good. Very good.

So, which one?

This is going to be hard because you did so well.

We'd like you to pick one selfie subject to win the much coveted

Wind-Up mug. Now, we have got a lot of good ones there,

-but which one are you going for?

-Who are you going for, Callum?

I'm going to go for...two smiling sisters.

-Well done, lovelies.

-Nice work, guys.

We could only afford one mug, though, is that all right?

I'm only kidding. I'm only kidding. You can get a mug each.

Well done, girls. A massive round of applause for Callum, everyone.

-Well done, mate.

-Thank you so much.

-Nice one, dude.

If you love a game of chance, general knowledge

and multicoloured balls, you're in for a treat.

This is Ball Fall Turbo.

Firstly, let's welcome back our teams.

We have Joey's team!

And we have Aamanee's team!

Joey, please introduce the gang for us.

I'm Joey. This is my dad, Dave.

This is Sofia and this is Katie.

-Hiya!

-Hiya!

-All right?

And, Aamanee, who have we got here?

We've got my mum, Attia, my best friend, Harry, and my Auntie Bushra.

Fantastic.

Here is how it works.

Our teams are below a tank of balls

which are just waiting to fall on them.

The first team to be completely covered in balls

is out of the game.

Now, guys, you're going to take it in turns

to choose one of the 25 envelopes held by our lovely studio audience.

Let's see your envelopes, everyone.

Now, each envelope contains either a question, a timed ball fall or,

worst of all, the dreaded Ball Fall Turbo.

Get one of those, and you will be out of the game straight away.

The winning team will take home our star prize - a games console!

-AUDIENCE:

-Oooh!

Oh, yeah!

Let's play Ball Fall Turbo.

OK. So, Joey's team, you guys are going first.

Katie, you get to start because you're in tank one, love.

-No!

-So, pick a number between 1 and 25.

-What are you going for?

-1 and 25...

OK, I'm going to go for...

-11.

-11. If you'd like to stand up.

What have we got inside envelope number 11?

It's a question. So, Katie, you know the score.

You have to answer this as quickly as possible...

-OK!

-..to stop those balls falling. The best of luck. Here we go.

Name four football teams

-that have won the Premier League. Go!

-What?!

-Manchester United.

-Yes.

-Chelsea.

-Yes.

-Liverpool.

-No!

-Erm... I don't know! Another one!

-Come on!

-What's another football team?!

-Come on, Katie, they can't help you.

-Manchester City!

Yes! One more! One more!

Come on!

Katie! Katie!

LAUGHTER

-You all right in there, Katie?

-Yeah, I'm all right.

You could have had Arsenal, Blackburn Rovers or Leicester City.

-Guys, football is my worst subject.

-Clearly.

-Well, that was quick.

-You're out of the game, Katie.

-OK.

Aamanee, what are you going for?

-Choose an envelope.

-Number 20.

Number 20, please.

-What have we got?

-Oh, it's a ten-second ball fall.

Aamanee, best of luck.

In three, two, one,

drop the balls.

MUSIC PLAYS

Oh! We're still in the game, Aamanee.

-Well done.

-Nice work.

OK. Sofia, over to you.

Pick a number between 1 and 25, please?

Number...ten.

Number ten.

Come on. Let's hope this is something good. It's a question.

OK. Sofia, so, just like before,

you need to answer as quickly as possible.

You don't want to end up like Katie. Ain't that right, Katie?

Yeah, that's definitely right!

Best of luck, Sofia. Here we go.

How many letters are there in Happy New Year? Go!

-Erm... Ah! 12?

-Yes! Stop the balls, stop the balls, stop the balls.

Well done, Sofia.

-Nice work.

-Wow, that was impressive!

-It was 12.

-Attia, you're up next.

-What are you going for?

-Number nine.

Number nine, please.

What have we got? What have we got?

A 15-second ball fall.

Oh. The best of luck.

In three, two, one,

drop the balls.

MUSIC PLAYS

-Oh!

-Oh!

Ooh!

Wow, that was close, but you're still in the game.

-Well done.

-Dave, over to you, buddy.

Number between 1 and 25, please.

-Number two.

-Number two.

Let's hope it's not a Ball Fall Turbo. Come on.

It's a ten-second ball fall.

-Ooh!

-Should be all right, Dave.

The best of luck. Tank number three.

Three, two, one, go!

MUSIC PLAYS

Nice, still in the game, Dave.

OK. Over here we've got Harry.

-What are you going for, buddy?

-One.

Number one.

It's a ten-second ball fall.

Best of luck, Harry. Three, two, one, drop the balls!

MUSIC PLAYS

Well done, Harry. Still in the game.

Right, team captain Joey.

Come on. We need to pick wisely, here.

We've not had a Ball Fall Turbo yet in the entire game, which is good,

but there are a number of them out there.

Best of luck, Joey. What are you going for?

-Can I have number 21, please?

-Of course you can, mate.

It's a question, Joey.

If you add them all together,

how many legs have a spider, a dog and a chicken got in total? Go!

-12!

-No.

-14.

-That's right, stop the balls. Stop the balls. Stop the balls.

Joey, you're still in the game. Nice work, mate.

Katie, you still all right in there?

I'm all right. I'm feeling a little bit warm.

A bit warm? Go on, then. We'll open the door.

-You have been in there a while.

-It's a bit toasty.

-That'll do. Lovely stuff.

-Yay! Whoohoo!

Hello, you all right?

Right, OK.

Over here, we're going to Bushra.

-What are you going for?

-19.

Number 19, please.

-It's a question.

-Ooh!

OK, Bushra, the best of luck.

Name four of Snow White's seven dwarves. Go!

Sleepy, Grumpy, Happy...Sad?

No, you've got three. One more.

-I can't think of another one.

-Can't think? Think a bit more!

-Grumpy...

-Come on, you got three! You got three!

YOU'VE GOT THREE!

Bushra, you got three.

You're out of the game.

She's not happy with you, mate!

Easy, tiger! Are you all right in there, Bushra?

Can you open the top?

Yeah, I can open the top for you, darling.

Hey!

There we go.

You could have had Doc, Grumpy,

Happy, Sleepy, Dopey, Bashful and Sneezy.

You gave me three, you only needed one more.

-Unlucky.

-Oh!

OK, so we're over to here.

Sofia, Katie's obviously out of the game, but, Sofia,

what number are you going for?

-17.

-Number 17.

What have we got?

Oh, here we are. 15 seconds!

Oh, Sofia!

Your tank is already half full, I'm not sure about this.

The best of luck. 15 seconds, tank number two, off you go.

MUSIC PLAYS

-You all right in there, Sofia?

-I'm stuck!

-You're stuck?!

Do you want me to open the door as well?

-No.

-No. She's happy, she's happy.

All right, mate.

Legend. OK.

We're back to Aamanee, what are you going for?

15, please.

15, please.

15 seconds.

Oh, Aamanee, this is not looking good.

OK. Three, two, one, drop the balls.

MUSIC PLAYS

Bye!

See you later! Aamanee, are you all right in there, darling?

-Yeah.

-OK.

Cool. Excellent stuff.

So, each team has two players remaining.

We've still not found a Ball Fall Turbo,

I can't believe it.

-Right. You all right, Katie?

-Yeah!

Good. Right. Dave, what are we going for, buddy?

-Number 18.

-Number 18, if you'd like to stand up, please.

It's a Ball Fall Turbo, Dave!

Oh, number three, the balls are falling on you.

Dave is out of the game.

MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, no!

-You all right, Dave?

-Yeah.

He's all right, he's all right.

Attia, back to you.

-What are you going for?

-Number five.

Number five, please.

Ten-second ball fall.

Oh, Attia, it's not looking so good!

OK, best of luck. In three, two, one. Drop the balls!

MUSIC PLAYS

Bye!

Out of the game. We've got one player left on this side.

One player left on this side as well

and it's Joey. The pressure is on you here, mate.

Joey, the best thing you could find here is a question,

so then at least it would give you some time to answer it.

-What are you going for, mate?

-Can I have number four, please?

Of course you can. Number four, please.

It's a question! You're still in this, Joey.

Remember, you need to answer this as quickly as possible

to stay in the game. Here we go.

If ten apples cost £12, how much would one apple cost? Go!

-£1.20.

-That's right!

Stop the balls!

Yes! Stop the balls!

-Wowzers!

-I'll tell you something, if ten apples cost £12,

you need to go somewhere else for your apples, all right?!

Yep. OK, Harry, where are you going?

-I'm going to go for three.

-Number three.

What have we got? It's a Ball Fall Turbo!

See you later!

MUSIC PLAYS

Which means we have found our winner, and it's Joey's team!

Well done, Joey's team. Let's open these up. There we go.

Nice work, Joey. Nice work.

Aamanee, don't worry, you're not going away empty-handed.

We're going to give you some Wind-Up goody bags, all right?

But, Joey, congratulations, mate, you've done all right today.

You won those prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash earlier

and you've just won tonight's star prize - a games console!

Are you happy?

Let's hear it for both our teams.

Well done, guys. Well done.

That's almost it from us, but before we go,

there's just enough time to thank everybody we've wound up tonight.

Yeah, and a big thank you to our special guest,

Katie Thistleton, everyone!

-Yay!

-We'll see you next time for more big wind-ups.

But, right now, to play us out, give it up for Callum Beattie, everyone.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Standing on the open road

# I looked up to the skies to see the clouds unfold

# And I heard a voice say to me

# In this light, child, nothing ever comes for free... #

Yeah!

# So I headed to the city lights

# Where the streets glow gold beneath the sapphire sky

# And I'm knocking at the diamond gate

# And they're gonna open up for me tonight

# Miracle! Oh-oh-oh!

# It's not what I believe cos I believe in nothing at all

# Oh-oh-oh!

# I've tried a million times before

# Miracle! Oh-oh-oh!

# I've come this far on my own and I know

# Oh-oh-oh-oh!

# There's a lot that I need but I don't need a miracle

# Open up, yeah, open up

# There's a lot that I need but I don't need a miracle

# Open up, yeah, open up

# There's a lot that I need but I don't need a miracle

# Oh-oh-oh-oh!

# It's not what I believe cos I believe in nothing at all

# Oh-oh-oh!

# I've tried a million times before

# Miracle Oh-oh!

# No, I've come this far on my own and I know

# Oh-oh-oh!

# There's a lot that I need but I don't need a miracle

# Oh-oh-oh-oh!

# It's not what I believe No, I don't need a miracle

# It's not what I believe Well, I don't need a miracle. #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you!