Jack Pack Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

-VOICEOVER:

-Why has this man chosen to wear that shirt?

Why is this lady starting to wish she'd gone to pilates instead?

And, honestly, who do these two think they are?

Welcome to the show, where no-one is safe,

it's Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-up!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Here they are, it's Sam and Mark!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

What a show we have lined up for you today.

We will be putting two parents head-to-head

as we continue to uncover

the most embarrassing parents in the world.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

Plus we'll be playing the dingliest,

dangliest and just plain stretchiest game on TV.

-Hang on!

-Oh, we like that game, don't we?

-We do, we do.

Plus, you will see what happened when we went undercover

in a celebrity's own home

as we played a very special celebrity edition of In Yer House.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

He's invited giant David Tennant.

-Dr Who, yeah, standard. Hulk's coming.

-Hulk?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Don't make him angry.

-It's...

-HE LAUGHS

-It's massive!

-Spidey.

-Me favourite, Spider-Man, excellent.

Yeah, good one.

-Oh, you've just broken him.

-APPLAUSE

Here on Big Friday Wind-Up,

we are always on the lookout for an embarrassing parent,

but it's not always as easy to spot one.

So, here's our essential guide to identifying

a cringey mum or a naggy dad.

Number one.

Embarrassing parents can take many forms, they could be a man,

or they could be a wo-man.

Number two. Sometimes they can embarrass

by huge public displays of eggy-ness

or smaller simpler acts

such as purposefully not flushing after doing a twosie.

Number three, sometimes eggy parents might look happy,

and sometimes they may look sad.

But sometimes they just look like this!

Oh!

That is one embarrassing parent.

Who is...?

Whose embarrassing parent is that?

-Yeah.

-We know it is, Zoe, sit tight,

we're coming to find out more.

All right!

-Hello, Zoe!

-Hi.

-How are you doing?

-Good.

So, your dad is pretty embarrassing, yeah?

-Yeah.

-Does he embarrass you all the time?

-Yes.

-Excellent stuff, what kind of things does he do to embarrass you?

Oh, gosh, well, he says embarrassing things that are cool

in front of my friends.

Oh, really? That he thinks are cool?

-Yeah.

-OK, yeah.

Definitely not cool.

He sometimes dances in the car like he's Prince.

THEY LAUGH

Hey, and speaking of Prince,

we hear that there is some sort of connection to royalty,

he's related to royalty?

-Is that right?

-Yeah.

So, it's my fourth cousin,

and my dad's third cousin is the King of Jordan.

Wow! This is pretty exciting.

Very good stuff. And where is your dad today?

-He's at work.

-He's at work, is he?

Well, it sounds like he's got off lightly, then.

If you're watching at home, Dad,

when this goes out, you got off lightly.

But thank you so much for being a good sport.

Ladies and gentlemen, can we hear it for Zoe, everyone? Yeah?

Yeah. APPLAUSE

Absolutely, don't worry, Zoe,

we understand sometimes eggy parents find other ways to embarrass,

like singing way too much.

Imagine that, eh, Victoria?

LAUGHTER

Now we hear, Victoria, that your mum likes a bit of a singsong,

-is that right?

-Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, what kind of songs does she sing?

Anything, like, that's really old.

LAUGHTER

So old classics, yeah?

-Yeah.

-And where is your mum today, Victoria?

-She's at work.

-Oh, she's at work.

That is a pity, isn't it, guys, eh?

Well, actually, she isn't really at work.

-And, Zoe...

-Yeah?

-Your dad's not at work.

Oh, my gosh.

In fact, they are both right here in the Wind-up Studio,

ladies and gentlemen, let's bring on the eggy parents!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Here they are, turning up the egg factor to 110%.

Victoria, what do you think of that?

-Is that embarrassing?

-Yeah.

-LAUGHTER

Zoe?

Anything you want to say to your dad right now?

Please go.

LAUGHTER

Well, I think both parents have done a cracking job

at embarrassing you both,

but it's time to find out which parent is the eggiest,

as we play the Egg Factor, come on down!

-VOICEOVER:

-Please welcome Zoe's eggy daddy, Matt,

and Victoria's wobbling mama, Maxine!

-All right.

-Oh, yeah!

So, our embarrassing Mum and Dad

will go head-to-head over three rounds

to discover who the ultimate eggy parent is.

Matt, you're looking fantastic in your yellow get-up,

-but how are you feeling?

-Feeling fantastic.

-Yes.

-Oh, nice.

Are you feeling fantastic, Zoe?

-Yeah?

-I don't believe you.

Maxine, are you ready for this?

I'm feeling egg-static.

-Oh!

-Wow, that was a good one.

Right, let's waste no time and play Round 1, Word Up.

-VOICEOVER:

-Round 1, Word Up!

Now, there is nothing more embarrassing

than a parent trying to talk teen slang,

do you feel me?

-Innit, though?

-Quite.

That is why, in this round,

Matt and Maxine must try to use a cool teen slang word in a sentence.

The most embarrassing use of the slang

will be awarded a point by three independent real kids.

Hey, real kids, can you confirm that you are indeed real?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

Parents, are you ready?

-BOTH:

-Yeah.

You now have ten seconds to write down your sentence

using the word - bruh.

B-R-U-HUH. Bruh.

Your time starts now!

Can we just say, Zoe's just said, "He uses it all the time."

LAUGHTER

OK, Matt, I'm looking forward to this one, your sentence is?

"I is the best, bruh!"

LAUGHTER

-I like it. I like it, Matt, I like it.

-Very good!

APPLAUSE

Maxine, it is your turn,

can you do any better?

-I can't even read my writing.

-Oh, my gosh.

"Yo, brah, you're bossin' it, damn, dude."

APPLAUSE

I've got to say, that was special.

Real kids, what's the correct use of bruh?

Well, it's, of course, an affectionate term

for a friend or family member

who is like a brother to you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, Mark and I are complete bruhs.

-Yeah, bruh.

-You know what I'm sayin'?

But listen, who gets the point for the most embarrassing answer

and to take this round, real kids

it's time to vote, three, two, one, vote!

-BOTH:

-It's Maxine!

Well done, Maxine,

that means, Maxine, you win Round 1.

But still all to play for as we move on to Round 2.

-VOICEOVER:

-Round 2, Eggy Dance-Off!

-What you saying, Zoe?

-Oh, great...

THEY LAUGH

In this round, the parents will have 30 seconds

to dance their best eggy dance.

-They're already limbering up.

-Matt, are you ready?

-Oh, yeah.

-Beautiful stuff.

In that case, three, two, one, show us your moves!

DISCO MUSIC PLAYS

CHEERING

HOOTER

Blue team, your turn!

ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYS

-Together!

-Both together!

GUITAR MUSIC PLAYS

HOOTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's roll it to the real kids to see who's dancing was the eggiest.

Three, two, one, vote!

CHEERING

Brilliant, so that means it is one point each,

so we need to go into the Final Round, the decider.

-VOICEOVER:

-Round 3, Special Eggy Skills!

Very excited by this round.

Eggy parents will be using their individual embarrassment skills

to embarrass to the max.

Matt, you are going to be going first,

what are you going to be doing for us?

A king's speech.

Oh, because of the royalty connection!

-Indeed.

-Of course.

-Of course!

-OK, OK.

-Maxine, what will you be doing?

I'm going to do a bit of cat strutting.

Excellent, no idea what it is, but it sounds wonderful.

OK, Matt, this is your last chance to show us

what you have got in the embarrassment stakes.

If you'd like to get yourself ready.

Wow!

TRUMPET FANFARE

Oh, my gosh!

APPLAUSE

-Thank you.

-All right, Matt, best of luck,

in three, two, one, off you go.

My loyal subjects, as your Wind-Up king,

I decree that I am the eggiest king that there ever was.

And I ask you to join me at being as eggy as you possibly can.

Because they may take our dignity,

but they'll never take our eggy-ness!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wonderful! Wonderful, Matt!

That's your dad, that! That is your dad!

That is your dad.

Brilliant. It is now Maxine's turn to embarrass for the final time,

if you'd like to get yourself ready, Maxine.

DRUM ROLL

-Wow!

-Yep. Looks good.

-This is good.

-What do you think of this, Victoria?

Pretty good? No? Shaking your head, all right.

Don't forget your gloves, Maxine. You'd look stupid, else.

-Exactly, yeah.

-LAUGHTER

Here we go, for the final time,

singing with cat-like grace, it's Maxine!

CHEERING

# Stray cat strut, I'm a stray cat

# I'm a feline Casanova, hey! Well, that's that!

# Yeah, the shoes thrown at me from a mean old man

# I get my dinner from a garbage can. #

Meow!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Very good.

-Absolutely. Amazing, that!

-What do you think of that?

Any good?

Um, kind of.

Kind of, that's as good as it's getting.

OK, it is time to go over to the real kids

for the final time to decide

who is the most embarrassing parent today in the Egg Factor.

Real kids, three, two, one, vote!

-BOTH:

-It's Matt!

Which means, Matt, you are today's most embarrassing parent,

and you get to take home the Golden Egg Factor egg cup.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Well done.

-And that is not all.

Matt, you and Zoe, because you are the winners,

we shall be seeing you a little bit later on at the end of the show

when we play Ball Fall Turbo.

-How does that sound, Zoe?

-Yeah, awesome!

And because you've been such great sports,

we're going to give Victoria and Zoe a Bluetooth speaker each.

Yay!

That all right? Fantastic!

Give it up one more time for our Egg Factor parents!

Well done, guys!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-VOICEOVER:

-You are entering the world of In Yer House,

an elite undercover task force charged with winding up the nation.

The objective is to complete a series of undercover challenges

in viewers' homes.

Their nail-biting undercover missions

will involve more complex challenges,

more dangerous routes, and some familiar faces.

Agent Nixon, you will be manning mission control, agent Rhodes,

you will be going undercover at staged locations.

You must both proceed there immediately.

However, one rule remains the same.

Don't get caught.

Today is a very special In Yer House mission.

It's a celebrity one.

-This is lovely Lucy, our celebrity's fiancee.

-Aw!

And your accomplice on your mission.

Thanks very much, Lucy.

-You're very welcome.

-Today's target is Chris Johnson, AKA Yonko.

Oh! Yonko, brilliant!

Lucy, do you think you can help in Mission: Impossible today?

Yes, he is very observant, so it is going to be tricky.

And isn't it true that Chris

is a massive fan of figurines and superheroes?

Yeah, he is, so if you're going to move them,

he's going to know.

OK, so don't touch the figurines.

This is the target's house.

What I want you to do, Sam, is go to the back garden

and await further instructions on your mission, understand?

Back garden, got you.

And this is your survival kit.

Please do not open this kit

until I give you instructions to do so, understand?

Understood.

Lucy, could you now please go and get Chris,

bring him back to the house,

and, Sam, get your game face on.

OK, but before you go, do you mind just signing this?

-No.

-Please, it's Yonko's fiancee.

-Could you just write, "To Sam the man."

-Oh!

OK, mate, go on, good luck.

This is going to be tough.

HE SNIGGERS

OK, mate, at the side of the house, you'll find a phone.

WHISPERS: OK, I can see the phone.

In his office, there is a figurine that makes a noise

when you press the button.

I want you to press the button at least five times.

FIGURINE SIGHS

He's looking.

He's just laughing.

He's laughing. Press it again.

The Milano keeps making noises.

He's just said the figurine's making noises.

-Did he?

-Yeah.

-Could you press it again?

-Yeah.

You told me to, five times, didn't you?

Don't press it while he's picking the figurine up.

What is this figurine?

It's awesome.

OK, he hasn't got a clue, he's still on the computer, mate.

You're all right. Well done, mate, excellent work,

you've got through Challenge One,

-onto the next challenge, you ready for it?

-Let's do it.

OK, for Challenge Two,

we know that Chris is a massive fan of superheroes right?

-Yeah.

-In your backpack,

there are a couple of things in there

that will make you a real-life superhero. Get them on.

Looking good, mate. Looking really good.

All right, leaning up against the wall is a ladder.

Move the ladder under the back bedroom window,

and when I say, you have to climb up the ladder

and pop your superhero head up in his office window.

You must do this three times, right?

Each time in a different superhero pose or expression.

Safety first, got a couple of lads you know

-helping you with the ladder.

-Yeah, thanks, lads.

He's facing away from the window, and he's chatting.

I just caught a glimpse of myself in the reflection of the window.

You look fantastic, mate.

-Do I look like Superman?

-No.

-OK.

-You don't look like Superman. Not even kind of close.

OK, he's not looking, you have to pop up now, now, now, now, now!

That was ridiculous.

-Was he looking?

-And again, and again!

-He's looking away!

-Different pose, different pose, different pose!

Yeah, that's good.

He's looked then. He's just looked.

Now, you only did two, Sam, you only did two,

you've got to do another one,

quick he's not looking now, he's not looking.

Quick, final one, final one!

Well done, mate, get down the ladder, get down the ladder.

Mate, he has not got a clue.

Nice work. Cheers, lads.

Nice work with the ladder.

OK, Sam, for your third challenge,

I need you to come back to the van, ASAP.

That's as soon as possible.

Yeah, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming.

You look great. It's like Superman's just walked in the van.

OK, your third challenge,

what I want you to do is take this parcel

and deliver it to Lucy via the back door.

Then I need you to head upstairs...

-OK.

-..to the front box room and stay there for further instructions, OK?

-All right.

-Can you do that?

-I can do that.

-I'm going, I'm going!

-Come on!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Hey, you want to see his face when he found out?

-Not a happy Yonko.

-No.

-Stick around because the second part is coming up very,

very soon, as well as all this.

We prank an unsuspecting member of our studio audience.

Hang on for a game we simply call Hang On.

And tonight's star prize awaits whoever can survive Ball Fall Turbo.

Now, some things in life are better together,

like strawberries and cream.

Pizza and chips.

-Cheese and pickle.

-A bucket and spade.

Hot chocolate and marshmallows.

-Me and you.

-Rubbers and free running.

Exactly. So... Sorry, what?

You know, that classic combination of rubbers and free running.

I'm not sure that's a thing, mate.

It is a thing for Libby in our studio audience!

Libby, stay where you are, we're coming for you!

APPLAUSE

All right, Libby, how are you doing?

-Good.

-Fantastic.

Now, we hear that you've got quite the collection of rubbers,

-is that right?

-Yeah.

-Whoa!

-That's a lot.

-That is a lot of rubbers.

What made you collect so many rubbers?

I think it's just the way my mum's raised me, just to be honest.

LAUGHTER

At least you're honest about it.

You love free running, don't you?

-Yeah.

-Right, so just explain to anyone

who doesn't know what free running is,

what actually is it?

Say, for instance there was a block in the way

and you're getting chased by a pack of wolves...

-Mm.

-It happens.

..you just have to jump over it,

and get away from the wolves, basically.

Of course!

Yeah, I've seen videos of these online

and like people jumping from building to building

and stuff like that. Yeah.

So basically, Libby, you're a mad head.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-We knew it! Yeah!

Do you have any free running heroes?

Katie McDonnell and Lucy Wanberg.

-Oh, OK.

-Amazing!

And what moves have you learnt?

-Quite a few.

-Yeah, can you do summersaults and stuff?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant! Lovely stuff.

Well, I think it's about time that we put those skills to the test

as we play Run For Your Rubbers!

Come on!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Welcome to the game where we've combined

Libby's love of rubbers and free running.

Not an easy task.

Libby as her superhero alter ego, Leaping Libby,

will be given 45 seconds to jump from this pencil rubber podium,

bounce onto the trampoline,

grab as many of these hanging rubbers as she can, one at a time,

then doing a forward roll onto the mat

before putting the rubbers into the pencil case down there.

For every rubber she manages to grab,

she'll win a prize from our Wind-Up prize stash.

-Yeah.

-What do you think about that, leaping Libby?

I'm up for a challenge.

Yeah, you're up for a challenge!

She is OK, can we have 45 seconds on the clock, please?

Stand right there.

The best of luck, Libby, we're all behind you aren't we?

Come on! CHEERING

On your marks, get set, go!

-Go!

-Go!

Yes!

-Forward roll!

-That's it, that's it, round you go.

Don't forget the forward roll after you've done the job.

We'll give you that one, we'll give you that one!

Yes. Yay! That's it, that's it!

Come on, Libby! You're doing really well,

really well! Come on!

Here we go! Oh! Come back! Come back! You can get it!

-Get that one on the end, it's a bit lower!

-Big jump, Come on!

Yes!

Brilliant!

-Come on, Libby! You can do this!

-You've got ten seconds!

Come on, quick, quick, quick, quick! Whoa!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Go, go, go, go!

HOOTER

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Wowzers!

Well, we didn't call you Leaping Libby for nothing, did we?

-No.

-Wow! That was brilliant.

-How are you feeling?

-Phew! Hot.

LAUGHTER Well done, mate.

You should feel great because we can reveal

that you managed to get four rubbers

which means you get four prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You know what's even better

than winning a load of prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash?

I could tell you what, a Star Prize.

-Oh!

-Yeah!

Libby, you are now in with the chance of super-sizing your winnings

by answering our Killer Question

and taking home today's Mystery Star Prize,

are you ready for that challenge?

-I think so.

-OK, now we know

that you're a huge fan of Katie McDonnell,

one of the world's leading free runners.

-Yeah.

-OK, but what massive CBBC drama did Katie appear in?

Was it...

Wolf Blood...

..or Millie In Between?

Interesting.

-Wolf Blood.

-Libby...

SHOUTS: ..that's the right answer!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Well done! High five!

-Nice work, Libby,

congratulations. And with the details of your Star Prize,

we've got a special little message for you, take a look at this.

Hi, Libby, I hope you're having a really great time today

with Sam and Mark, I'm really sorry I can't be there,

but I'd love to invite you to a free running masterclass

with me, Katie McDonnell,

but until then, keep running, jumping,

and collecting those rubbers, see you soon!

It's Katie McDonnell!

And you're going to get to meet Katie,

and she's going to do a free running school with you,

is that good?

-Yeah, I'm shredded!

-I don't know what that means.

-OK.

We're going back to the cool talk again!

Oh, no! Give it up for Libby, everyone, she's shredded!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hi. We are Yes Lad, and we love Sam and Mark, don't we, boys?

Not too sure, lad.

-Don't think so, lad.

-No, no, lad.

Definitely not, lad.

Coming up very soon, we are going to wind up a member of our audience

who has just popped out of the studio.

We're going to surprise Coco with a personal performance

from her favourite megastar singer.

However, there's just one small problem.

We have completely made him up.

Meet Sean from London.

Who is about to become George DeAngelo from LA.

Now, we want to see if Coco will play along

to avoid hurting George's feelings.

Or will she just straightaway say, "I don't know who he is"?

So, audience, you're in on this, OK?

You need to stay quiet, but when you see George,

go absolutely wild, like he's the biggest star in the world, OK?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yes!

-Beautiful, and you lovely people at home,

keep watching, cos it's coming up very, very soon.

But first, here's the second part of a very special

-Celebrity In Yer House.

-It's George!

-VOICEOVER:

-Agents Nixon and Rhodes are in Manchester

on a mission to wind up

celebrity megastar Chris Yonko Johnson.

Agent Nixon has completed two challenges

and dressed as a superhero

without being rumbled.

He must now deliver a huge parcel

to our accomplice and Yonko's fiancee, Lucy.

If he succeeds,

he must head upstairs to the small bedroom

and await further instruction.

The mission continues.

-I'm going, I'm going.

-Come on.

Oh, it's much cooler out here.

-But we're cool in here.

-Shut up.

-OK.

Chris is still in his office,

so Lucy is waiting for that delivery, OK?

OK.

-Lucy?

-Don't say Lucy like that, it's weird!

I've got a delivery for you.

Then get up them stairs and be very quiet.

Chris' door is open.

You need to creep past him and into the front boxroom.

It's a good job that you're hard to recognise.

OK, he hasn't got a clue.

He's still on the computer, mate.

He probably thinks it's Lucy, so get in there.

He's in, he's in!

HE LAUGHS

-Honey?

-Yeah?

-Have you ordered something?

OK, for the next challenge, Lucy is playing along.

-What, a delivery?

-Yeah.

-No.

-As soon as Chris goes downstairs to see what the delivery is,

I want you to head into his office...

-Nothing's due.

-..and do that around about...

..now, go! Go, go, go, go, go.

Quickly, quickly!

Quick!

All right, Sam, well done. You've done really well there, to be fair.

What are you doing, drinking his tea?

It's nice, just how I like it.

Just... No, put it down!

-You've got a challenge to do.

-Is that for you?

-Is it ordered in my name?

-My name is not Chris Johnson.

OK, that's a fair play.

What I want you to do, in your backpack, there is, like,

a little tea party thing.

I want you to get some of Chris' figurines

and then just let them have a little tea party.

Lovely tea pot, lovely little tea pot.

Oh, they'll love that.

Oh, for goodness' sake!

OK, I'm going to be honest, I did not order this.

Well, Batman's coming to the tea party, defo.

I knew you wanted one.

I want a TARDIS, I'm not sure about a cardboard one.

He's invited giant David Tennant.

Doctor Who, yeah, standard.

-Hulk's coming.

-Hulk? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Don't make him angry.

-It's...

-It's full-size!

-It's massive!

-Spidey...

-Oh, my favourite, Spider-Man.

Excellent, yeah. Good one.

Oh, you've just broken him.

Oh, he's coming up, he's coming up.

OK, Sam, quickly go and get back into the box room for me.

Stop drinking his tea!

Sam, Chris is bringing up his delivery.

-Are we thinking new entrance to the bathroom?

-No!

Mate, when he goes in there,

that is the only time you are going to be able to get out.

Um...

All right, that's weird.

There's a bunch of toys in the middle of the room.

HE LAUGHS

Um...

OK, that is genuinely really weird.

You know how I put everything in order where it's meant to be?

-What is going on?

-Sam, you're going to have to get out of there, mate,

and get back to the van. Come on, come on, come on.

I'm actually freaking out.

What have you been buying?

AUDIENCE GASP AND APPLAUD

-All right, Chris?

-You!

Having a nice little tea party?

-Yeah, I didn't get an invite.

-Sorry, mate.

HE LAUGHS

-What?!

-Hello, mate.

-What? What are you doing?

-Hello.

-It's so weird.

-So sorry.

What a great tea party, though, eh?

I'm sorry, I'm sorry, also, Chris, he drank your tea.

Yeah, I had a lovely cup of tea, yeah.

-Did you make that?

-I did.

-Really nice.

-Just how I like it.

-Unbelievable.

Now, Yonko, you've probably realised that you're on

-Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

-Really?!

I had no idea!

Lucy, Lucy, bless her, she's been in on the whole thing, bless her.

-One question.

-Yeah?

-Can I keep the TARDIS?

APPLAUSE

And here's the man himself, Chris Johnson, everyone.

Oh, mate, we feel so bad.

We really do. Did you...?

Did you really have no idea that we were in your house?

I had no clue!

I knew there was something happening.

-Yeah, of course.

-There was definitely something going on.

-Yeah.

But you could never quite put your finger on it.

-Really?

-Until I made eye contact.

-With me?

-Yeah, that'll do it, that'll do it.

It was really, really tricky to even hide cameras in your house,

-because you are so particular, aren't you?

-I'm so meticulous.

I think... I'd class it as a superpower because it sounds

less ridiculous to say that.

-Let's call it a superpower.

-Yeah, yeah.

Notices-Something-Has-Moved Man!

-That is my hero name.

-Brilliant, brilliant.

Well, you've been a great sport, buddy.

-Give it up one more time for Chris Johnson, everyone!

-Whoo!

Thanks, buddy. Oh, top man.

Next up, we are going to be giving someone in this very studio audience

a very special surprise indeed.

And we've been planning this one for a while because we know

a few secrets about one very special person in this audience.

Don't we, Coco?

Oh, goodness!

Hiya, Coco, you all right?

-I'm fine.

-Yeah, we know quite a lot about you, Coco.

One thing, we know that you're from Hereford, isn't that right?

-Yes.

-Tick, yeah.

But most importantly of all,

we know that you are a huge fan of the

legendary singer George DeAngelo,

and here he is!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# Well, it's a marvellous night for a moondance

# With the stars up above in your eyes

# And all the leaves on the trees are falling

# To the sounds of the breezes that blow

# And all the night's magic

# Seems to whisper and hush

# And all the soft moonlight seems to shine in your blush

# Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?

# Can I just make some more romance with you

# My love? #

Brilliant! George DeAngelo, everyone!

Whoa!

George, it's an honour, it's an honour.

Thank you so much. It's really great to be here.

How are you feeling, Coco? Because we know you're

-a massive fan, aren't you?

-I can't breathe.

-Yeah, yeah.

Coco, this is a very, very special young lady.

I was performing in Madison Square Garden.

Of course, yeah, of course.

You came up to the stage, grabbed my hand, you said

I'm your hero and you loved me. Do you remember that?

-SHE TREMBLES:

-I do.

Coco, obviously, we know you're a massive fan of George.

-Yeah, huge. He's so romantic.

-He is so romantic, isn't he?

How many times have you been to see him in concert?

-I think it's just once.

-Just the once? Just the one time?

-In Madison Square Garden, of course!

-Of course, when you went up to him.

-Madison Square Garden.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-I'll always remember

-that moment, Coco.

-Yeah, it was a wonderful moment. Erm, Coco?

-Yeah?

We've been winding you up. This isn't George DeAngelo,

because he doesn't exist.

This is just Sean from London.

Do you know what? You are the loveliest woman in the world because

you played along! You didn't want to hurt his feelings.

Round of applause for Coco!

Give it up for Coco and Sean.

Lovely.

That was amazing!

What a lovely woman.

Welcome to the dangliest, stretchiest game on TV.

The rules are simple. Over two rounds,

eight grown-ups must hang on to these bars for as long

as they possibly can.

If they let go at any moment, they will fall into these pits.

The grown-ups who hold on the longest in each round

will go head-to-head in a nail-biting hang on,

where both finalists must hold on as long as they can

whilst being pelted with footballs.

The grown-up who proves to be the longest dangler will

win a prize for their family.

AUDIENCE WHOOPS

Oh, yeah. Let's meet today's first hangers on.

-ANNOUNCER:

-This is Claire. Claire likes to perform highland jigs.

Meet Jamie. Jamie eats baked beans with bare hands.

That's John.

John needs a haircut.

And say yoo-hoo to Michelle.

Michelle likes to knit her own trousers.

OK, let's play. Grown-ups, remain stood on the platform,

but grab on to the bar.

In a moment, I will count down, three, two, one,

and then I'll say, "Hang on."

You should gently step off the platform

-and begin to dangle when I say, "Hang on."

-Are you happy to proceed?

In that case, three, two, one...

hang on!

OK, John. John's doing well here.

CHEERING

-He's rocking and rolling, though.

-Look at this.

Come on, John, you're doing really well.

-Look at Jamie! Look at Jamie, he's not moving!

-Wow. Come on.

Their forearms are going to be getting tired now.

-Number four has gone. Michelle's gone.

-OK.

OK, we've one, two and three left.

Come on, John, you can stay there.

-Stay there.

-Look at Claire.

Look at Claire closing her eyes.

Look at her. Channelling it.

-Wonderful.

-You're doing a wonderful job, guys.

Oh! Easy, Claire. Easy, Claire!

-The fingers are slipping on Claire.

-Oh, fingers are slipping!

-Come on, Claire. Come on.

-You're doing really well.

Oh, Claire's gone.

-OK.

-John and Jamie.

John and Jamie are left. Oh, Jamie's struggling.

Well done!

We have a winner, and it's John.

How are you feeling about that, buddy?

-Super excited about the final. Thank you.

-Oh, brilliant.

He's super excited about the final.

Well done. Give it up for John, everyone!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

But who will John be dangling with in the final?

There's only one way to find out.

Let's meet the grown-ups in Round Two.

This is Sally.

Sally likes to eat peas through a straw.

Meet John. John was once bitten by a sheep.

Say hi to Megan.

Megan is terrified of crumpets.

And say hello to Sonya.

Sonya likes to Hula Hoop.

All right. That's quite a mixed bag of grown-ups.

OK, remain stood on the platform, but grab onto the bar, please.

Are you happy to proceed?

In that case, three, two, one...

hang on!

CHEERING OK.

-All right.

-Come on, you're doing really well.

Come on, Megan. Come on, Sonya.

-Megan's gone, Megan's gone.

-That was quick, that was quick.

OK, come on, Sonya.

Oh, no...

-She's gone!

-There's only two left. Six and eight.

-Come on!

-Who's it going to be?

-You stay there, Sonya!

She ain't going anywhere.

She ain't going anywhere!

Look at this. Come on. Come on, Sonya!

Oh, we have our winner!

Yeah! Nice work, John. How are you feeling?

Shattered. Thank you.

Well, John, there is no time to waste,

because you now need to get yourself back onto that platform

as we go into the final of Hang On.

And for this round, for a bit of a lol,

we have made things slightly trickier.

As John and John dangle, they will be pelted with footballs

by their opponent's kid.

Now, Cole, John isn't your dad, is he?

-No.

-He's your best friend's dad.

But your best friend Oliver, he's fractured his elbow, hasn't he?

Oh, Oliver. Where are you?

Oh, sorry to hear that. So, you're taking one for the team, yeah?

-Yeah.

-Excellent. How do you reckon John is going

to do in this challenge?

-I think he's going to do good.

-OK, excellent. That's good to know.

-That's good.

-And, April, John is your dad.

How do think he's going to do?

-Bad.

-Bad?!

Well, we're going to find out very shortly.

All right, April, if you'd like to go over there.

OK. And Cole, if you stand behind those balls,

because obviously you're pelting that John and not that John.

There's too many Johns, I don't know what's going on.

-Too many Johns.

-OK.

-John and John...

..the last one dangling will win a prize for your family.

Please stay on the platform, but hold on to the bar.

Guys, get your balls at the ready.

In three, two, one, hang on!

-Go on. Go on, throw them.

-That's it, throw your balls.

Throw your balls.

That's it.

-Pelt them! Pelters!

-That it, pelt them.

-Yes.

-Good one, good one. Oh, yeah, get their hands! Good idea.

-Keep going. Keep going.

-That's it. You're doing a grand job.

-That's it. Oh, make sure you get it on target, April!

-Wow!

-That's it.

-He's gone, he's gone!

-We've got a winner!

John has gone.

-Yeah, he's won!

-Well done!

OK!

-There we go.

-April, April, stop pelting him with balls!

It's over!

-John, well done, mate. Are you happy?

-I am, thank you.

Yeah! Let's hear it for John!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Nice work!

So, commiserations to John and Cole.

Sadly, you guys who didn't win,

but you're not going to go home empty-handed.

We'll give you a Big Friday Wind-Up goody bag.

And you, Oliver, as well, obviously.

Lovely. And, April, check this out, because your dad won,

-you win a scooter!

-Yeah!

-Go on, pelt him one more time.

-Pelt him one more time!

-All right!

Let's hear it one more time for all of our hangers on!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hey, I'm Callum Beattie. Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up

is my favourite show...

on CBBC, on a Friday...

with Sam and Mark in it.

Today's selfie stick celeb is Olympic swimming superstar...

Come on down, Rebecca!

-Hello!

-Hello, darling, you all right?

-How are you?

-Very well, thank you. Thanks for being on the show.

-Lovely to have you here.

-Thank you.

-So, first of all, Rebecca,

how does it feel to be a multi-Olympic medal winning legend?

It's all right.

-I mean, yeah, it's all right.

-Take it in me stride.

-Yeah.

So, Rebecca, I've got a question.

When you were training all those hours...

-Four hours a day in the pool.

-Wowsers.

Do you not get crinkly fingers?

That's if the pool is warm.

-Oh.

-Oh, really? Is that true?

-Yeah. That's why, like, when

-you go in the bath...

-Yeah?

-..they go all pruney,

but the swimming pool's not that warm.

I didn't realise that. So, cold water doesn't make you go wrinkly?

Well, I think it does after a while, don't get me wrong,

-but not as bad as warm water.

-This has turned into a factual show.

-I like it.

-I like it!

-So, Rebecca,

we are going to give you our Big Friday Wind-Up selfie stick,

and you must get ridiculous selfies with as many members of our

studio audience as you can in two minutes.

However, once a selfie has been snapped with a lucky member

of our audience, they can ask you whatever they want.

-Nothing is off limits.

-Yeah, so start thinking of questions, guys.

-All right? Rebecca, how are you feeling about this?

-Nervous!

This is a walk in the park for you.

-What's the first selfie, Mark?

-The first selfie is -

snap a selfie with a kid poking their tongue out.

-Go, go, go!

-Let's find a kid poking their tongue out.

Who's got their tongue out? Over there, over there, over there.

Ready?

Good one! Right, so you can ask Rebecca any question you like.

-What's your question?

-Have you ever been swimming with any animals?

-Oh, good question.

-I have swum with dolphins...

-Did you beat them?

-..turtles.

-I beat the turtle.

-Did you?

Good question. OK, what's next, Mark?

All right. Snap a selfie with a mum with a massive smile.

Massive smile. Over there, over there.

-Let's go over there.

-Go, go, go!

Down there. Down there. Mind yourselves, mind yourselves.

Coming through, coming through.

Go on, you choose, Rebecca. You choose.

Oh, here we go. Massive smile.

Massive smile. Biggest smile ever!

Lovely. Right, what's your question for Rebecca?

What do you have for breakfast that's healthy?

-Oh, good one.

-Erm, porridge.

-Does that count?

-Of course it counts, yeah.

-Do you have anything in it?

-Blueberries and strawberries.

Oh, you crazy swimmer. Right, what's next, Mark?

Snap a selfie with a Dave.

-There's always a Dave.

-A Dave. Anyone called Dave?

Over there, over there. You can go through the aisles, if you want.

You can go through the aisles. Come on. Lift your feet up, people!

Lift your feet up.

Dave, where are you, Dave? Where are you?

-Right, Dave, what's your question?

-Of all the medals you've won,

which is the one that you're most proud of?

-Good one.

-Oh, that's a very good question.

Erm, I would have to say my 800 freestyle in Beijing,

-as that's when I broke the world record.

-Amazing.

-Brilliant!

-What's next, Mark?

-Snap a selfie with a kid who is pretending

to be a rabbit.

Who's pretending? That's good, that's good, that's good!

Excuse me, excuse me!

Sorry.

Lovely. Right, what's your question for Rebecca?

If you had to marry out of Mark and Sam, who would you marry?

Erm... Rebecca, I'm Sam, and may I just say how wonderful

you look today?

BUZZER SOUNDS

-Oh! We'll never know the answer.

-We'll never know!

We'll never know the answer. Round of applause for Rebecca, everyone!

Come on down.

All right, guys, come on over.

Let's have a look at those lovely selfies.

Let's take a look, Rebecca. You did well there.

-Really well.

-I hope they've taken.

-Oh, they have. Oh, look at that one!

-Lovely.

Lovely that. Lovely that.

-There you go.

-There's Dave, there's Dave.

-He's getting in, isn't he?

-Photobombing.

-Good lad.

-Photobombing it.

-Good lad.

-Legend.

Oh! Look at him there!

Brilliant stuff. OK.

Oh, that's one... Biggest smile, that one was.

-Biggest smile, yes.

-That's a good one, that. That's a good one.

There we go. Yeah, a kid poking her tongue out.

-Good, that.

-All right, now, you need to pick one that wins

the highly coveted Wind-Up mug.

So who is it going to be?

So, I'll go through them again for you.

-We've got that one...

-OK.

-..we've got that one...

-I reckon that one.

-Yeah? Yeah, rabbit face!

-Rabbit!

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Rebecca Adlington!

Thank you.

We have reached the grand finale of the show.

It is our high-octane game of chance,

general knowledge and multicoloured balls.

This is Ball Fall Turbo.

Let's welcome back our teams. Firstly, we have Zoe and her team.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

And we have Libby and her team.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Zoe, please introduce the gang for us.

OK, well, I'm Zoe and this is my dad, Matt.

And this is my godbrother, Amos, and this is my godfather, Matt.

-Excellent.

-Fantastic.

And, Libby, who have we got here?

Well, of course, I'm Libby.

This is my mum, Jayne, my best friend, Jodie, and my dad, Gary.

Lovely to have you here. Here is how the game works.

Our teams are below a tank of balls which is just

waiting to fall on them.

The first team to be completely covered in balls is out of the game.

Now, guys, you will take it in turns to choose one of the 25 envelopes

held by our lovely studio audience.

Let's see the envelopes, guys.

Now, each envelope contains either a question, a timed ball fall or,

worst of all, the dreaded Ball Fall Turbo.

Get one of those and you will be out of the game straightaway.

The winning team will take home our Star Prize.

Check this out, guys, a games console.

AUDIENCE WHOOPS

OK, let's play Ball Fall Turbo.

Right, Gary, we're going to be starting with you.

You need to pick a number between one and 25.

Everyone, hold up your envelopes, please. Thank you.

-Number 15.

-Number 15, if you'd like to stand up, please.

Pull out what's inside and let's see.

-A question.

-Ooh.

So, Gary, you need to answer this question as quickly as possible

to stop those balls falling on you. The best of luck.

What is the ninth month of the year?

-Go!

-September.

That's right, stop the balls.

-Wow!

-Gary, that was well quick.

-That was nice work.

-OK, Zoe.

Pick a number between one and 25.

-Erm, 12.

-Number 12, please, if you'd like to stand up.

What we got? What we got? We have got...

It's a 15-second ball fall, Zoe!

Drop the balls.

JAUNTY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

-No!

-Oh, she's still in the game!

-Well done, Zoe.

-Still in the game.

All right, Jodie, over to you.

Pick a number between one and 25, please.

-Ten.

-Number ten, what have we got?

A ten-second ball fall.

OK, here we go. The best of luck.

Let's drop the balls.

JAUNTY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

-Still in the game.

-All right. Nice one. OK, over here to Matt.

Pick a number, please, mate.

-Erm, three.

-Number three, please.

It is a question.

All right, Matt. Name four days of the week that contain the letter U.

-Go.

-Tuesday...

Thursday...

-Sunday, Saturday.

-Correct, stop the balls!

Well done, Matt. That's great.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Jayne, it's your turn. Pick a number between one and 25, please.

-16.

-Number 16, please.

What have we got?

A 15-second ball fall.

All right, Jayne. Here we go.

JAUNTY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

Ooh!

Oh-ho-ho-ho!

That is so close!

Jayne!

OK!

Right, over here to Amos.

Amos, mate, what are you going for?

-Number four.

-Number four, OK.

What we got in there?

It's a ten-second ball fall.

All right, Amos. Three, two, one, drop the balls.

JAUNTY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

Come on, come on...

Yes, good lad! Still in the game.

All right, team captain Libby, it is now your turn.

We've not had a Ball Fall Turbo yet, thankfully.

-What are you going for, Libby?

-Erm, six.

-Number six.

It's a question.

What is 99-71?

Go!

Oh...

-Start saying numbers.

-Seven?

No, erm...

Come on, Libby, you can do it!

-70...

-No! Libby!

Oh, Libby, no!

Oh, you're out of the game, Libby.

-You all right in there?

-Yeah!

LAUGHTER

Well, the answer was 28.

28. OK.

-All right, mate, how you doing?

-All right.

-All right.

-Pretty good.

-All right, Matt. What you going for, mate?

-17.

-Number 17, please.

What we got?

A question.

All right, Matt. Best of luck.

How many letters are there in the word necessary?

-Go!

-11!

-No.

-Nine!

-That's correct.

-Stop!

-Well done.

OK, so, we are back down to Gary.

You did really well with that last question, Gary.

Pick a number between one and 25.

-Number nine.

-Number nine, where are you?

Stand up, please.

It's another question for Gary.

What is the 24th letter of the alphabet? Go!

-W.

-No.

-U.

-No.

-X.

-Yes, stop the balls!

Well done.

That was a hard question.

-OK, we're back with you, Zoe.

-Yay.

-What you going for, lovely?

-Which one? Oh, gosh.

-22.

-22, please.

-Oh, gosh.

Oh, it's a Ball Fall Turbo!

Oh, no!

-Drop the balls, come on.

-SIREN BLARES

JAUNTY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

Bye-bye!

Bye-bye, bye!

Bye!

Bye!

Are you all right in there, Zoe?

-Yeah!

-LAUGHTER

-Well done, lovely.

-Right, we're back to Jodie.

Number between one and 25, please.

-18.

-Number 18.

It's a 15-second ball fall. Oh, Jodie.

I'm not so sure. This is going to be close.

Number two, let's drop the balls.

JAUNTY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

Oh, no! Jodie!

Oh!

-Bye!

-See you, Jodie. You all right, Jodie?

-Yeah, it's quite comfy.

-It's quite comfy! Oh, good!

OK. All right, so, we're back to you, Matt.

What you going for?

-Go for 23.

-23.

-Ten seconds.

-Ooh... This is close.

-This could be close.

OK, three, two, one, drop the balls!

JAUNTY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

Oh!

He's still in the game! Well done, Matt.

All right. Jayne...

-So close!

-..how you doing, love?

-Oh, I'm up to me neck in it.

LAUGHTER

Brilliant. Right, the best thing you could get here is a question,

so that would at least give you a chance of answering it very quickly.

-What you going for?

-OK, so we're going for my age, 21.

Number 21.

It's a question! Ooh!

You're in with a chance. You can do this.

How many minutes are there...

in two and a half hours? Go!

-Oh...

-130!

Oh!

She's out of the game. The actual answer was 150.

-Are you all right in there?

-Boo-hoo-hoo!

OK, Amos.

-Erm, number one.

-Number one.

A ten-second ball fall.

Amos... Yeah, sit up straight, buddy, you're going to need to.

I tell you, you're going to need to. The best of luck.

In three, two, one, drop the balls!

JAUNTY UPBEAT MUSIC

Oh...

Ohh! Oh, no! Oh, he's gone.

He's gone, he's out of the game. You all right in there, mate?

-Yeah!

-Lovely.

Right, Gary.

The pressure is on you.

If you get covered in this go...

Zoe's team will win.

OK, the best thing you could find here is a question.

What are you going for?

-Number seven.

-Number seven.

-It's a question, Gary!

-Ooh!

Name four months that end with the letter Y.

-Go!

-May, July, erm...

-January and February.

-That's right, stop the balls! Stop the balls!

Oh, wow!

-Well done, Gary.

-Gary, Gary, Gary!

Wow! OK.

Right, Matt, we are back to you.

What are you going for, mate?

-Eight.

-Number eight.

The best of luck, mate. The best of luck.

-It's a Ball Fall Turbo!

-SIREN BLARES

Oh, no! Drop them balls!

JAUNTY UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS

Wow!

-You all right in there, mate?

-Yeah!

-Yeah, good.

Gary...

this is going to be really tricky for you because you need to find

a question and you need to answer it in, like, a second.

The best of luck, Gary. What number are you going for?

-Number 11.

-Number 11.

It's a question!

Oh!

LAUGHTER

-Ah...

-Make it an easy one.

You have got to be quick on this, Gary, to stay in the game.

-Are you sat up straight?

-I'm doing my best.

The best of luck, Gary. You've done tremendously well so far,

but if you get covered, you will be out of the game. Good luck.

How many 5p pieces would you need to buy something that cost £1? Go!

Erm, ten!

No!

You're out of the game! It was 20, Gary.

-I'm sorry about that.

-Oh, which means we found our winner

and it's Zoe's team!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

You're out of the balls, good.

Commiserations to Libby's team.

Sorry, guys, you didn't win Ball Fall, but obviously, Libby,

you won those fantastic prizes earlier on in the show

and you're not going to go home empty-handed.

We're going to give you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

-Is that all right?

-Fabulous, thank you.

-Well done, guys.

Beautiful stuff. But over here, Zoe and her team,

you've just won a games console!