Shelby Bain Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

What is this man hiding from the rest of us?

What has this kid put in this woman's handbag?

And why is this man still not back from the toilet?

Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

It's Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

DRUM ROLL

The boys are back in town - ladies and gentlemen,

give it up for Sam and Mark!

APPLAUSE

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

Woo!

We have got a very special show coming up for you today.

Two parents will be going

head-to-head in a game that we like to call

The Egg Factor!

CROWD OOHS

Find out what happened when we went undercover

in a nail-biting edition of In Yer House.

CROWD OOHS

And you will want to hang around to see the dangliest game

TV has ever seen.

It can only be Hang On!

But first, who likes The Next Step?

-Definitely, quite a few, actually.

-Oh, it's a popular show!

OK, then. Who would describe themselves as a super fan of

The Next Step?

-All right, OK.

-OK, OK.

-Quite a few.

-Who would describe themselves as a super fan of

The Next Step, and whose name is Julia?

Hello, Julia!

That's funny, isn't it? Yeah!

Nice! So we know that you're a massive fan of The Next Step,

why do you love it so much?

Because they're amazing dancers, and they inspire me so much.

Oh, really? Nice.

Are you a bit of a dancer yourself, then?

-Kind of, yeah.

-Yeah?

-What kind of dancing do you do?

-Contemporary.

Oh, nice!

Lovely stuff. Lovely.

Well, Julia, how about we put your love of dancing

and all things The Next Step

to the test and give you chances to win some prizes along the way?

-Are you up for that?

-Yeah.

Excellent stuff!

In that case, come with us as we play The Next Next Step!

Come on down, Julia. Come on down. After you.

APPLAUSE

Welcome to the Wind-Up Dance Studio,

the place where dreams are realised and hamstrings are torn!

We will ask Julia five questions based on her love of The Next Step.

Now, for each question that she gets right,

she will win a prize from the Wind-Up Prize Stash!

CROWD OOHS

Julia, we want you to build a dance routine step-by-step.

So, after each question,

we will tell you a move to add to the dance sequence.

You will then have to remember the entire sequence to be in with

a chance of winning tonight's star prize.

-How does that sound?

-Really good.

-Really good!

OK, your first question is...

..in season five, Emily was studio head of TNS East.

Who was her rival, as studio head of TNS West?

-Michelle.

-You're going for Michelle?

Yes.

And you are right to say Michelle!

Yeah! Well done! Which means, Julia,

you win a prize from the Wind-Up Prize Stash, congratulations.

And also, we now get to see the first move of the dance routine.

-What is it, Mark?

-It's a lovely spin.

Give us a spin, Julia. Five, six, seven, eight!

UPBEAT MUSIC

-Hey!

-Nice!

Lovely, lovely.

APPLAUSE

OK, second question.

Henry and Ozzy both specialise in which style of dance?

Hip-hop/breakdancing.

It's exactly what I've got on the card!

-It's correct!

-Well done.

Congratulations, Julia, that means you get another prize

from the Wind-Up Prize Stash, and we get to see the second move

-of the dance sequence, what is it, Mark?

-It's a slide.

Oh, a slidey slide. Five, six, seven, eight!

UPBEAT MUSIC Nicely done! Nicely done!

Nice, in time with the music as well. She's good.

OK, next question.

What is the name of Piper's brother, who used to be a member of A-Troupe?

James.

She is on fire!

-Yeah!

-It's the right answer!

Well done, Julia. Another prize from the Wind-Up Prize Stash.

Mark, what is the third dance move?

-A hop, innit?

-All right. Five, six, seven, eight!

UPBEAT MUSIC

Nice! Simple.

But effective! Next question.

What is the name of the caff where Heather works?

Um...

..Java Junction?

-Is the wrong answer, I'm afraid.

-Aww!

-She is human after all!

-Yeah.

It's Neutral Grounds.

-There you go.

-You knew it, you knew it, didn't you?

Well, not really, you didn't quite know it.

Which means you don't get a prize from the Wind-Up Prize Stash

for that question, but we still get to see the next move.

-What is it, Mark?

-The high kick, innit?

-Ooh, that was good!

LAUGHTER

That was really high! I was really impressed by that.

OK, Julia. Five, six, seven, eight!

UPBEAT MUSIC

-Oh! That was a good one as well!

-It wasn't as good as that!

Right, Julia, I hope you're remembering all these dance moves!

-I hope you're remembering them all!

-OK, your final question.

In season five, which dancer quit TNS East to join TNS West,

-and started dating Jacqui?

-Oh, man.

-Noah.

-Noah?

Well, you Noah the question, and you Noah the answer!

It's right! It's Noah!

-Well done!

-Nice work, Julia.

That means you get another prize from the Wind-Up Prize Stash

and we get to see the fifth and final move. What is it, Mark?

-Freestyle.

-Freestyling! Five, six, seven, eight!

UPBEAT MUSIC

Freestyling it... Ooh!

A little bit of that!

A little bit of that!

-A little bit of that.

-Oh, yeah! OK, well done!

-Yeah, come on over.

-A round of applause for Julia!

-Come on over! A round of applause!

-APPLAUSE

-Brilliant stuff! All right.

You get, Julia...

You got four questions right, which means you win four prizes from the

-Wind-Up Prize Stash.

-Very good, very good!

-Congratulations!

But that is not all, Julia.

We are now going to give you the chance to win our star prize,

which is...

..tickets to the Russian ballet!

-Nice!

-CROWD OOHS

Now all you have to do to win that great prize is to teach the dance

sequence you've just performed to Amy from The Next Step.

Amy, please join us.

Round of applause for Amy, everyone.

Wow!

Wow!

Look at this!

There she is.

That is Amy from The Next Step.

Now, Julia, you just have 20 seconds to teach Amy the dance that you have

just been performing.

So you need to remember all of those five moves, OK?

After the 20 seconds of teaching Amy,

if Amy performs the dance correctly,

you will win the star prize.

-Understood?

-Yeah.

-How are you feeling?

-Good.

-Good! OK.

-The best of luck.

-Thank you.

-Your 20 seconds start now!

-Teach the dance routine.

-OK, so first move is a spin.

-Spin, yeah.

-And the second one a slide.

-Slide, yeah.

-Slide.

-And then a high kick.

And then...

..um....

..freestyle.

CROWD: Hop, hop!

BOTH: Hop, hop!

-Hop. And then it was freestyle, wasn't it?

-And then a freestyle.

BUZZER

-OK, yeah, OK.

-OK.

So, come on over, come on over.

OK, they weren't necessarily in the right order

but all of the moves were there. They were there.

Amy, the best of luck. It's time for you to dance.

Five, six, seven, eight!

UPBEAT MUSIC

OK, there's the spin. OK, there's the hop.

There's the... Yeah, the high kick, yeah, lovely.

Next up, slide. Yes, we got that there!

-And then...

-Freestyle!

-And then it was freestyle!

-Yeah!

OK, here we go. Oh!

It's the real Amy from The Next Step, Shelby Bain!

-Give her a cuddle.

-Dance with her! Dance with her!

-Yeah!

Look at that! Aww!

CHEERS AND APPLAUSE

-Excellent!

-You've won four prizes from the Wind-Up Prize Stash,

you got to meet Amy from The Next Step,

and you've won tonight's star prize, tickets to the Russian ballet!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thanks, Shelby. Great moves, there. Loving it!

High kicks and all sorts.

-Stop doing that!

-Sorry, sorry!

A round of applause, please, for Julia and Shelby Bain!

APPLAUSE

Hi, I'm Matt Terry and I think Sam and Mark have The X Factor,

or maybe more The Y Factor, as in, why are they allowed on telly?

Now, I think everyone would agree that we're top celebs, yeah?

I mean, I don't want to brag about it, but we are kind a big deal.

But we're about to be put through our paces by another big celeb.

The only thing is, we don't know who that big celeb is

or what they're going to ask us to do.

-So shall we just get on with this?

-Let's just do it.

-All right.

Bring out today's Celeb of Doom!

-ANNOUNCER:

-Today's Celeb of Doom is Angellica Bell!

APPLAUSE

-Hello!

-Hi!

-Hello, lovely!

-Hi!

-How are you, darling?

-It's been ages.

-It's been a long time.

-It's been a

-long, long...

-Talk amongst yourselves.

-Nice to see you.

-How are you?

-Very well, thank you. How are you?

It's been ages, and this, is this what happens when

-you hit the big time?

-Yeah, yeah.

-You know what I mean?

-Pictures of yourself everywhere!

-Sam? I'm talking to a MasterChef champion!

-All right!

LAUGHTER

Winning's for losers. I didn't want to win MasterChef, all right?

You did well, you did well!

Don't you patronise me, Angellica Bell!

LAUGHTER

-I thought, why don't I come on and tickle your taste buds?

-Oh...

-Would you be up for that?

-Yeah...

-If it's your cooking, yes.

-Yeah. Is it?

-Uh...

LAUGHTER

-Can't promise that!

-Ooh, OK.

So, how about a test where you have to see how well your palate

has developed, OK? Because underneath these cloches here

-is a gourmet sandwich.

-Oh, no...

-No, no, no. Hear me out.

-Oh, no!

Hear me out, OK?

-You will have 30 seconds...

-Oh, this is horrible.

..to tell me what five fillings are in these

wonderful gourmet sandwiches.

-Mark...

-Yeah?

..you're going to put some ear defenders on and go and take a seat.

-OK.

-Sam, you're going to put a blindfold on and get ready to eat.

Oh, nice! All right.

A poet as well as a MasterChef champion.

-All right!

-All right, I'll do one then, do I?

Yeah, yeah, go, go, go, go, go. Come sit down.

-Aww, this is horrible.

-No, why?

-I hate this.

-This is good.

-You don't like surprises?

-Not really. I hate eating challenges.

-You'll be fine. Just remember, five fillings.

-Yeah, but it's not

-going to be chicken and stuffing, is it?

-No, it's not. But it'll be good.

-It's going to be horrible.

-I'll test you, OK?

And you can only use taste and smell.

OK. Has Mark got the same sandwich filling?

-Same sandwich.

-OK.

-I don't want to mess your hair up.

He definitely can't hear, can he?

-He can't hear, can't hear, can't hear.

-Not cheating.

-Oh, this is horrible!

-OK, for everyone here in the studio audience

and for everyone at home, this is what is in the sandwich.

Have a look.

AUDIENCE MOANS

Brilliant.

No, it's good, it's good, it's good. Relax, relax, relax.

OK, so have we got 30 seconds on the clock?

-30 seconds?

-30 seconds.

What? To taste it and then say?

-Yeah. You ready?

-Oh, no.

-Here we go.

-Oh, I don't like it.

-Let's go.

Is it in a bap or a...

Uh... A bap, a bap.

It's not high-class.

Come on. Quick, quick, quick, quick, quick! 25 seconds left.

Anything there stands out?

It's not very nice.

LAUGHTER

-Mustard!

-Mustard, right, maybe.

Something...

Quick, you've got ten, nine seconds.

-Go on, go on, go on. Tomato!

-Yeah.

BUZZER Ham, ham?

-OK.

-APPLAUSE

I'll get your napkin for you.

-Here.

-Thanks, mate.

-There you go. Do you want a glass of water?

Oh, there's a bit of cheese in there and all, isn't there?

But you're out of time. There you go. Have a little sip.

-OK!

-Thanks, Angellica Bell!

Can we bring out Mark, please?

APPLAUSE

Well...

..the lack of gagging is a good sign, at least.

No, it's horrible, Mark.

-It's horrible.

-OK.

-Right, get that blindfold on, please, sir.

-All right. OK.

Thank you.

-OK.

-You have 30 seconds, again,

to try and tell me what five fillings are in your sandwich.

-You ready?

-Yes.

-Let's go.

-Oh, hello.

-Yep.

-Oh.

-Have you got the sandwich?

-Yeah, I've got it.

-OK.

Get your teeth round that. Come on!

Ooh, have a chew.

What flavours can you get from that?

Um.

What aromas? Smell it.

-Oh!

-15 seconds left. Come on!

-There's gherkin in it.

-Is there?

-Cheese.

-Is there?

-Mustard.

-OK.

-Peppers.

-Right.

Anything else? Come on, have another bite, have another!

Four, three, two...

Chillies!

BUZZER APPLAUSE

-You may now take off your blindfolds.

-Thanks, Angellica.

OK, well, we've got the results.

So I can tell you

that Sam got two.

-Is that all?

-Two, two out of five.

Mustard and tomato.

-Yeah, definitely tasted that.

-And Mark got...

..four.

-Four? What?

-Woo!

-Man!

-They don't call me the dirty sandwich man for nothing!

-It's true.

-Mustard, cheese, tomato, gherkin and chillies.

-Look at that.

-Wow!

-Oh, there you go!

-Those are the ingredients...

-Well done, mate!

-Mustard, cheese, tomato, gherkin and chillies.

-What didn't I get? I didn't get tomato.

-You didn't get tomato.

-Well done, very impressive.

-Thank you. Yes!

Well, this is why you didn't win MasterChef!

THEY LAUGH

Touche!

Lovely to see you. Everyone give a massive round of applause

to our Celeb of Doom, Angellica Bell!

CHEERS & APPLAUSE

Now, do you want to see us performing ridiculous tasks

in a kid's house, whilst trying not to get discovered?

-Uh, yeah, I do!

-Well, that's lucky.

This is In Yer House.

-ANNOUNCER:

-You are entering the world of In Yer House,

an elite undercover task force charged with winding up the nation.

The objective is to complete a series of undercover challenges

in viewers' homes. The nail-biting undercover missions

will involve more complex challenges,

more dangerous routes, and some familiar faces.

Agent Rhodes, you will be manning Mission control.

Agent Nixon, your accomplice is waiting for you at today's location.

You must both proceed there immediately and remember...

..don't get caught.

Agents, listen up.

Evelyn, am I right in thinking that you will be Agent Nixon's accomplice

on this In Yer House mission today?

-Yes, I will.

-Fantastic.

Here are today's targets.

And, Sam, Evelyn might know these pair because

it's her children! Ha-ha!

This is Juliet and Nelson.

They are my children, yeah.

-Yeah, because she's the mum, you see.

-Yes, I get it. I get it!

Oh, I think the pressure's getting to him.

This is the target's house.

And actually, it's a guesthouse.

Oh, wow, hey, we staying there tonight, mate? Boys' night out.

HE BARKS

-Concentrate, will you?

-LAUGHTER

I need you to get into disguise and enter the house as a guest.

Then, when you've done that,

I need you to head to this room without being recognised.

So I could be recognised straightaway?

Well, we're not calling it mission impossible for nothing.

And more importantly, this is a picture of a koala.

Now, Evelyn, don't you think that Sam looks exactly like this koala?

Oh, yeah, his eyes, his mouth.

Oh, so similar, look!

Wow, cute, hey?

LAUGHTER

Sam, here's your survival kit.

Please don't open this kit until I give you instructions to do so,

-understand?

-Understood.

Evelyn, will you be able to distract the target long enough for

Agent Nixon to get in and out of the house?

Oh, yes, I'll do my best.

Brilliant. Sam?

You now need to get into your disguise and Evelyn,

you now need to get into position.

Before you go, let's have a look at this koala again.

LAUGHTER

Evelyn, do you not think that he looks the spitting image?

Oh, he does. Look at that. Aww, cute! Look.

-Go!

-OK!

Now, Agent Nixon,

you will be wearing this fantastic builder's get-up for your first

challenge and you're going to need some help, I think.

-So let's bring in Dreamboat Mike.

-Hi, Dreamboat Mike.

-You all right, how's it going?

-Yeah, good.

-Not too bad, not too bad.

He's our cameraman but he's going to be helping Sam for his

-first challenge.

-You best get worried, cos it could be

-Sam & Mike after this.

-Well, he is better-looking than me.

Let's just stop right now, OK?

-OK, sorry, sorry, yeah.

-Get into the zone!

-OK.

So, for your first challenge you actually have to get into the house.

That is all you need to do!

So I'm actually going to come face-to-face with them

in challenge one?

We did say it was mission impossible, mate.

-We'll do this.

-I'm going to hide behind you, all right?

-Let's do it, let's do it.

-Get in there. Go, go, go, go, go!

MUSIC: Take My Breath Away by Berlin

That Mike's a good-looking fella.

LAUGHTER

All right, guys. First challenge is going to be up and running.

Come on, you have to get in the house and not be recognised.

Good luck! You're going to need it.

We're very popular.

LAUGHTER

DOORBELL RINGS

They're ringing the doorbell!

-Hi!

-We're OK, Evelyn's there.

-Hello, yeah, how are you?

-Very good, thank you.

Yeah, yeah. Come in, come in.

So, let me quickly check your name.

Don't say Sam.

And I'll get you the key.

Nelson's none the wiser, mate.

So you're booked for room one and two.

Yeah, we're in one and two.

-Yeah.

-OK, OK.

-There you go.

-Handy!

-Yeah.

-OK?

-Yeah, yeah, yeah, cool.

OK, all right.

-Thank you.

-Thank you.

-Thank you, no problem, yeah.

That's a weird London American accent there, Sam!

LAUGHTER

Massive congratulations, Sam.

Mission one complete.

OK, what I need you to do...

Mike, aka Wind-Up cameraman,

is going to help get you into your mission threads.

All right, Sam, just to give you a heads-up,

both of the kids are in the room that you're going to next.

-What?

-You need to get out the room you're in now, obviously,

and then head to the room second on your left.

Once you're there, you need to hide behind the sofa.

However, I'm not going to let you do

it just yet because Juliet and Nelson

are sitting right next to the sofa.

HE GIGGLES

So we're going to get Mum, Evelyn,

-to get them into the kitchen first, OK?

-OK.

Guys?

Nelson, Juliet. Can I show you guys something?

Come, hurry up. Fast.

OK, Evelyn is taking them into the kitchen,

I will tell you when to go.

I reckon you should go about now.

APPLAUSE

It only gets better, you don't want to miss what happened next!

Stick around, because the second part of In Yer House

is coming up very soon, as well as all of this...

Two embarrassing parents compete for the Golden Egg Cup

in The Egg Factor.

Shelby Bain takes on our selfie-stick challenge.

And who'll take home our star prize?

It's Ball Fall Turbo.

APPLAUSE

On this show, nobody's safe.

That is right. We know there is a dad somewhere out there

who's possibly the worst singer and dancer in the world.

A dad so embarrassing that he considers

the big fish, little fish cardboard box dance acceptable behaviour

for a grown-up.

That must be so embarrassing.

Yeah. Is it, Megan and Robbie?

Oh! Stay right there.

-Sam's coming for you.

-I'm coming for you. I'm coming for you.

-Hello.

-Hello.

-Hello, Megan and Robbie, how are you, guys?

-Good.

-Good. Lovely to have you here.

So, tell us, how embarrassing is your dad?

-Very.

-Yeah, what does he do?

He sings very badly.

He sings very badly?

-Is this true, Robbie?

-Yeah, because he's so bad.

-Oh, really...

And what about dancing? Does he dance as well as sing?

-Uh, yes.

-Yeah? And is that embarrassing for you?

Yeah, cos I'm a dancer, basically.

Oh, really? So basically he's been embarrassing your entire life?

-Yes.

-OK, well, where is your dad today, is he here?

He's got work thing.

Oh, he's got work. Aww, that's a shame.

We would've liked to have met him, wouldn't we, guys?

Oh, well, it looks like he's off the hook, but, guys,

thank you for being great sports. Give a massive round of applause for

Megan and Robbie, everyone! APPLAUSE

Nice one, Megan and Robbie. Don't you worry, guys.

Because you're not alone,

there is someone else who regularly gets embarrassed by their dad.

Isn't that right, Peter?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, is that right?

-Yeah, definitely.

-Oh, oh, that's good.

So, tell us, why is your dad so embarrassing, what does he do?

He doesn't let me go near the edge of a cliff.

LAUGHTER

I think... I think that's actually quite good parenting.

Not embarrassing at all.

What else does he do that's embarrassing

but not life-threatening to you?

-Erm...

-Does he dance really badly?

-Yep.

-Yeah? And is that embarrassing?

-Yep.

-Yep.

-LAUGHTER

-OK, all right, well, that's good.

And where exactly is your dad today?

-Uh, I don't know.

-Do you not?

Well, we know. We know where he is.

-Where?

-We know exactly where he is.

-Where?

He's here, mate.

-He's here...

-Where?

-In the studio.

-Where?

-We'll show you, don't you worry.

And Megan and Robbie, your dad's not doing a work thing,

as you said, Robbie. He's right here in the studio, as well.

They're both here. Please bring on the Eggy parents!

APPLAUSE

What do you think of that, Peter? Nice surprise, eh?

LAUGHTER

Ah, the face says a thousand words.

Anything you want to say to your dad, right now?

-Good luck.

-LAUGHTER

You don't even know what's coming next.

Well, I think they've done a cracking job

of embarrassing you so far but it's time to find out which dad

is the most embarrassing as we play the

-Egg Factor! Come on down, guys.

-Come on! Come on down!

APPLAUSE

-ANNOUNCER:

-Please welcome, Megan and Robbie's raving daddy, Colin.

And Peter's eggy papa, Mark!

CHEERS & APPLAUSE

Our embarrassing dads will go head-to-head over three rounds,

to discover who the ultimate eggy dad is.

Colin, how are you feeling, mate?

-Great.

-Great.

Nice. Like that. Mark, feeling silly?

I'm very egg-cited.

-Oh! He's done it. He's only gone and done it.

-He's done it.

-Go on, what did you say?

-Cracking.

-Cracking!

LAUGHTER

They're all coming out now, aren't they? Brilliant.

Each round will be judged by a panel of independent real kids.

Real kids, are you keeping it real?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

-Thank goodness for that.

-OK, let's waste no time, and play round one,

Eggy Dirty Daddy.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Round one - Eggy Dirty Daddy.

Now, there are few things more eggy to a kid than their parent

embarrassing them in public by kissing them on the cheek

and saying, "You'll always my baby."

That is why in this round our dads will be saying,

"You'll always be my baby," to their kids on national telly,

whilst covered in slop.

It is going to be very emotional here in the Wind-Up Studio.

-I can feel it.

-Colin, you're going to be first,

-are you ready for this?

-I'm ready.

Best of luck. You've got five seconds to cover your face with

as much mess as possible. Three, two, one, go!

LAUGHTER Woo!

GONG

All right. Guys, if you'd like to go over.

-Stand right here.

-Dad.

-Stand right here.

Right here. Go on, Colin.

You'll always be my baby.

Oh!

Go on! Get in there, Robbie!

Come on over, guys.

APPLAUSE

INAUDIBLE

LAUGHTER

Well done, guys. Well done.

All right, strong performance there. But, Mark...

..do you think you can match that or even better it?

-Oh, let's see.

-Best of luck.

In three, two, one.

Eggy Dirty Daddy.

Oh, right!

LAUGHTER

GONG

Right, time is up. Right, OK, so if you come over here, Peter.

Excellent. You stand this side of your dad over here.

-There you go, buddy.

-Stay away.

Stay away. You'll always be my baby. Come here.

-Oh! Beautiful! Over here, Peter.

-Thank you.

APPLAUSE

Tough that.

Very tough, but fortunately, we can go over to our real kids

to see which dad was the eggiest.

Real kids, it's time to vote.

Three, two, one, vote.

Oh! Nice, Mark!

Well done. Well done, Mark.

That means you take round one.

Don't you worry, Colin,

because we are moving on to round two so now is your chance to step up

-your eggy game.

-As we play Eggy Telly Belly.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Round two - Eggy Telly Belly.

In this round, the dads will be performing a powerful scene

that you might expect to find in any award-winning drama.

The only difference will be that the stars of the show will be the dads'

bellies with faces on them.

Sam, reveal the dads' bellies.

With pleasure.

LAUGHTER

Right.

Dads.

You must now perform a scene where

Mark's belly and Colin's belly are having

an argument about whose turn it is to put the bins out.

LAUGHTER

Three, two, one, Telly Belly.

Mark, it's your night tonight.

-No, it's not.

-I did it last week.

No, it's not. I did the recycling last week.

-You can do the bins, thank you very much.

-It's always my turn.

Oh, it's always your turn.

Wow. Truly horrible.

LAUGHTER

Oh, I don't know, mate, I thought it was hard-hitting stuff, that.

Oh, OK, all right. Yeah.

Right, it's time to ask our real kids how they felt about that

performance. Real kids, which performer was the most embarrassing?

Three, two, one, vote!

It's Mark!

Well done.

APPLAUSE

Now, Colin, we still have one round left.

You can't win but don't worry,

you're playing for the complete embarrassment of your children

and that's much more important, isn't it? As we go to the

final round, Special Eggy Skills.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Round three - Special Eggy Skills.

In the third and final round our dads will be using their individual

embarrassment skills to really ramp up the egginess.

Colin, you're going first.

-What are you going to be doing for us?

-Big box, little box.

Of course.

-Yeah, nice.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Exciting stuff. Mark, what are you going to be doing?

-Crazy chicken dance.

-Oh, nice.

HE LAUGHS

-How did we not know this?

-I know.

OK, Colin, this is your last chance to shine.

Please get yourself ready.

DRUM ROLL

Yikes.

That's what I'm talking about.

Don't forget the glasses.

Nice. All right.

Take it away.

UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS Woo!

AUDIENCE CLAPS WITH MUSIC

Yeah!

APPLAUSE

What do you think of that?

Pretty good, eh.

HE LAUGHS

They loved it. They loved it.

Right, Mark, it's now your turn, for the final time, to embarrass Peter.

Get yourself ready, buddy.

DRUM ROLL

Yes!

HE GRUNTS

Looking forward to this bit, Mark.

I am, too.

SAM LAUGHS

Right. The best of luck, Mark.

Take it away!

CHICKEN SONG PLAYS

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

Yay!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

-Wow!

-Very good.

What a dream, what a dream.

How'd you feel about that, Peter?

Fair enough.

LAUGHTER

Right, let's go back to the real kids for the final time.

We know that Mark's won anyway.

But who won that final round?

Real kids, it's time to vote.

Three, two, one, vote!

A clean sweep!

Wow! Which means, Mark, you have won the exclusive Egg Factor Golden Cup.

Here you go.

Here it is.

CHEERING

We'll see you and Peter a bit later on

in Ball Fall Turbo at the end of the show.

-What do you think of that? You could win some more prizes.

-Oh, yeah!

-LAUGHTER Oh, yeah.

-Oh, yeah.

SAM LAUGHS

And Megan, Robbie, and Peter, because you have been great sports,

we are going to let you go home with a Bluetooth speaker!

APPLAUSE

Fantastic. Please, give it up one more time

for our Egg Factor contestants.

Well done.

APPLAUSE

-ANNOUNCER:

-Agents Nixon and Rhodes are in Aberdeen on a mission

to wind-up brother and sister combo Nelson and Juliet.

Disguised as a builder,

and with the help of Wind-Up cameraman Dreamboat Mike,

Agent Nixon has entered the building and suited up.

Mum Evelyn is helping by moving Nelson and Juliet

out of the dining room, where Agent Nixon needs to be for

his next challenge.

The mission continues.

I reckon you should go about now.

Go. Go, go, go, go, go quickly.

They're not going to stay in there for long.

Get to the guest living room.

He's in the guest living room. Hide behind the sofa.

Sofa's right behind you.

Come on. Get behind it.

In the corner, in the corner, by the side, by the side. Come on.

That's it, that's it, well done.

-It's really small.

-Well, you know.

How the heck am I meant to hide here?

Use the teddy bear. It's on the other side.

That's it, yeah. But just to cover you.

-Well done.

-I'm not going to be able

to get into my bag, just so you know.

HE GIGGLES

Mate, you need to get your survival kit out.

Oh, my goodness me.

Go on, get it off your shoulders, get it off your shoulders.

Ow!

All right, in your survival kit you will find a water bottle.

-Can you see it?

-A water bottle.

It's like a water sprayer in there.

Get that out.

All right.

You can go back to your heavy-duty work.

Hey, they're coming back in.

Stay very still.

They're in, they're in.

They are sitting down.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh, oh, oh!

Somebody's clocked ya. He's clocked ya. He's clocked ya.

HE LAUGHS

Nelson!

Evelyn's going to fill him in on what's happening.

Nelson knows that you are there but we've still got Juliet in the game.

Juliet does not know that you are there.

Right, so we're going to do the next challenge.

I just need Nelson alone. Come.

Brilliant. OK.

You've got the water sprayer.

What I need you to do now, for challenge number two...

..I need you...

..to spray the water bottle at Juliet three times.

And it's got to be big sprays.

HE GIGGLES

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Oh, no, she's looking.

She's looking. Stay still, stay still. Oh, she's clocked ya.

No, she hasn't. She hasn't.

Oh...

Oh, no.

AUDIENCE MOANS

LAUGHTER

OK, so we've been rumbled.

-How are you, Juliet?

-What are you doing there?

SAM GROANS

How are you doing, you all right?

SAM LAUGHS

One second.

Hi, Nelson. You all right, mate?

LAUGHTER

All right?

Oh, my goodness.

Hello, guys. How you doing?

LAUGHTER

Hello. Now, I've got to say, Nelson, you played a blinder there,

because we almost got Juliet, then.

We were playing a game called In Yer House with both yourselves

but Nelson clocked Sam in the corner.

But he played along. Like an absolute legend.

You squirted water.

I was like, "Where did this come from?"

I'm sorry, that was the hardest second challenge, I think, in

-In Yer House history.

-Yeah.

And the smallest space to hide in, by the way.

LAUGHTER

I've got all this on me and I've got to hide in there,

get this out of me bag. Look at this,

that's how small it was. This came off me bag.

Agent Nixon, because you were so terrible at the challenges today,

I reckon you should have a forfeit.

And your forfeit is to do the final

mission of the challenge, which is

to dance with lovely mum Evelyn.

That's meant to be a forfeit?

I will gladly dance with Evelyn.

Cue the music. Come on, here we go!

MUSIC: Celebration by Kool & The Gang

Woo! Oh, yeah.

All right, Evelyn, here we go. Woo!

Yeah.

We're having a lot of fun here.

I reckon we should go back to the studio

GLASS SHATTERS

APPLAUSE

-Hey! Got ya.

-Well, she did get me.

Give it up for Juliet and Nelson, everybody.

APPLAUSE

Now, Juliet,

before you found me, what was going through your mind?

Did you have any idea that something weird was going on in your house?

Well, I was kind of suspicious, like...

..my mum would just take away Nelson.

I was like, "OK, something's happening."

And then when I felt the spray, I thought it was Nelson, just like,

teasing me or something.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

And Nelson, bless ya, you played along.

But what did you think when you saw Sam hiding behind the sofa?

I don't know. I was, like, that's a bad hiding spot.

-Yeah, you're telling me!

-You're not wrong.

-It's a small hiding spot,

I know that much.

-Did you have fun, though?

-Yeah.

-Was it good? And did you, Juliet?

-Yeah.

-Oh, that's the main thing.

All right, well, Juliet and Nelson, you've been great sports.

So, we are going to give you a spy watch each.

-Nice work. Lovely stuff.

-Oh, cool!

-Yeah, cool?

-Yeah.

-Fantastic.

Round of applause for Juliet and Nelson, everyone.

AUDIENCE APPLAUSE Well done, guys, good to see you.

It's time to play the nation's most gripping game.

The rules are simple. Over two rounds, eight fully grown adults

must hang on to these bars for as long as they possibly can.

If they let go at any moment, they'll fall

and never be seen again!

No, no, no, they will be seen again,

as that would get us into a lot of trouble.

-Oh, yeah, carry on.

-Thanks.

The grown-ups who hold on the longest in each round

will go head-to-head in a nail-biting Hang On final.

The longest dangler will win a prize for their family.

So let's waste no more time and meet today's hangers-on.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Meet Nina. Nina is a huge fan of ostriches.

This is Anna.

Anna can't tap dance, so don't even ask.

Meet Donna. Donna is already regretting this.

And say hello to Russell.

Russell holds the world record for tortoise wrestling.

AUDIENCE LAUGH

What a fantastic selection of hangers-on.

Right, guys, stay stood on the platform, but, please,

hold on to the bar.

In a moment, I will count down, three, two, one,

and then I will say, "Hang on."

You should then gently step off the platform and begin to dangle

but only when I say, "Hang on."

Are you happy to proceed?

Three, two, one, hang on!

-That's it.

-Well done, Donna. Come on, Russell.

-OK, here we go.

-Game faces on.

Oh! Gone straightaway!

-Anna is out of the game early doors.

-Go on, Donna,

you're doing really well.

Nina, hold in there, you're doing tremendous!

-Hold in there.

-Stay focused!

-Stay in there!

-Come on, Donna. Come on, Donna!

-You're doing so well, Nina!

-Oh! Look at this.

-Woo!

Tiger!

Come on, Nina!

Nina's gone. Nina's gone.

OK, it's Donna and Russell.

It's a trick. Easy, Donna!

Wow!

This is amazing. Oh, look!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Well done. Wow! I tell you what... Come over here, Donna, for a second.

No, don't get out just yet.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Well, Donna, that was incredible.

You were doing, like, this with your feet.

-Making it hard for yourself. How are you feeling?

-Great, thank you.

Brilliant. You should do, you've been absolutely brilliant.

Well, you've got to go and get ready and do it all over again

in the final of Hang On. Sorry.

-Sorry, but yeah, you're in the final.

-Thank you.

Well done. Give it up for Donna.

AUDIENCE CHEERS

But who will Donna be dangling with in the final?

There's only one way to find out.

Let's meet the hangers-on in round two.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Meet Jacqui.

Jacqui is not a professional fighter pilot.

That's Fran. Fran is amazing at basketball.

This is Michaela.

Michaela's got sweat running down the inside of her leg.

And that's David. David only ever wears flippers at home.

AUDIENCE LAUGHS

Oh, dear. Right, let's play. Hold on to the bar, guys,

but remain stood on the platform, please.

Are you happy to proceed?

Three, two, one, hang on!

Lovely. OK, good start from Jacqui and Fran.

Don't laugh, Fran, don't laugh!

Michaela's doing well. She's stable.

Oh! Who's gone? SAM LAUGHS

Do you remember that time I thought she was stable?

OK, so, Jacqui and Fran are in there.

-This is good.

-David, come on, mate!

-This is good.

-Hold in there.

-Stay there, stay there!

-Jacqui, you're doing tremendously well.

Do not go anywhere.

Oh! It's between Jacqui and Fran.

It's going to be an all-girl final.

OK. It's going to be an all-girl final.

We know...

CHEERS & APPLAUSE

-Wonderful.

-Congratulations, Fran. Come over here.

How are you feeling?

-A little sick.

-Oh, mate!

Well, I'm so sorry,

there's no time to waste. You've got to get yourself back on that

platform because you are going to take on Donna in the Hang On final.

Round of applause!

APPLAUSE

For this round, we are taking it to the next level.

Donna and Fran will be pelted with footballs by their opponent's kid.

Now, Alana, Donna is your mum.

How do you reckon she's going to do?

-Probably good.

-Probably good?!

SAM LAUGHS She did amazing in the first round.

She did really well, she was doing like...like this.

-Yeah, don't do that this time.

-Don't do that.

-Yeah.

-And Oliver, Fran is your mum, what's your game plan?

-You got a game plan?

-Not really.

Not really. You're just going to go with the flow, aren't you, mate?

Yeah, I like your style. Beautiful.

OK. Well, guys, it's time for you to take your place,

so if you head over there, Alana.

OK, Oliver, if you'd like to go over there.

Make sure you don't pelt the wrong parent.

That would be bad.

Donna and Fran, the last one dangling

will win a prize for their family.

Please, could you now hold on to the bar but stay stood on the platform.

Thank you very much.

OK, Donna, are you ready?

Fran, are you ready?

Three, two, one, hang on!

That's it, yeah, start pelting, guys!

AUDIENCE CHEERS

-Oh, wonderful, wonderful!

-Oh, OK.

-Concentrate.

Concentrate on your aim, guys.

That's it, keep pelting, keep pelting!

Nerves of steel here from Donna.

Nerves of steel. Fran, don't look at what Donna's doing.

Concentrate!

Right on the nose!

-Oh!

-Concentrate.

You're doing really well, Fran. You're doing really well.

She's slipping! Donna says she's slipping.

Donna says she's slipping.

-Stay there, Fran!

-Oh, no!

-Stay there!

-Fran!

-Oh!

APPLAUSE

Yes! Fran!

Oh, unbelievable.

How are you feeling, Fran?

-Shocked.

-Yeah. You didn't think you were going to win that, did you?

-No.

-Oh, amazing.

But that means that you have won Oliver a scooter!

APPLAUSE

And Donna, how are you feeling?

Brilliant.

THEY LAUGH What happened there?

You just tried to jump up at the last minute?

-I've got smaller hands than she has.

-Oh, there we go,

that's it, that's it. Well, Donna, and Alana,

we're not going to let you guys go

home empty-handed. We're going to give you

a Big Friday Wind-Up goody bag, is that all right? Lovely.

Well done. Let's hear it for all of our hangers-on!

APPLAUSE

Hi, we're New Hope Club.

And we believe there's nothing quite like a talented TV double act.

And Sam and Mark are nothing like a talented TV double act.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Today's selfie-stick celeb is Amy from The Next Step,

Shelby Bain!

BOTH: Hey!

Come on down, Shelby.

Lovely to have you here.

-Oh, thank you for having me.

-Hey, no worries.

-Absolute pleasure.

Now, Shelby, I've got to ask ya, what is it like being part of the

-juggernaut show that is The Next Step?

-Oh, I thought you were going

to say Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up, then.

-THEY LAUGH

-No, The Next Step.

-No, yeah, The Next Step, definitely.

-Well, it's so amazing.

And not only getting the experience to work on a show,

but I would say the fans.

I think that that's probably the most amazing part.

And especially that it's so huge here in the UK and Australia

and all over the world. That's like... And getting to travel

-and meet everyone.

-How did you get the part on the show?

I auditioned. And I've been auditioning since season one.

Really?!

-So...

-Wow!

-Yes. And I just kept going every single season,

-and then finally, I landed a role in season four.

-That's amazing!

You just kept going, and kept going?

Yes, just perseverance and...

-That's the key!

-Brilliant!

Now, do you fancy running around with a selfie stick,

getting loads of selfies with this lovely studio audience?

-I do like selfies.

-You do?

-I do.

-Excellent stuff!

That is lucky! Because here's what we need you to do.

We are going to give you two minutes to get as many ridiculous selfies as

you can with our lovely studio audience.

But that's not all. They can ask you whatever they want.

Nothing is off limits.

-How does that sound?

-Amazing.

-Here you go! Here's your selfie stick!

-Thank you.

Course. There's the button, there. Lovely stuff!

Mark, what's the first selfie?

Snap a selfie with a kid pulling a very scary face. Go!

Who's doing it? Who's doing it? Oh, that's quite good,

that's quite good! That's very good!

Ready?

Ready?

Good!

Do your scary face, do your scary face! Good, excellent, right!

What's your question for Shelby?

What's your favourite dance move?

I would probably say, do you know what a scorpion is?

-Like a hairpin?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, probably that.

-What is that?

-It's when you, like,

put your leg behind your back and stretch it up.

-So you almost look like a...

-Like this?

Exactly! That's exactly it!

Not going to lie, I can't move!

All right, I'll do your selfie, then!

-OK.

-Take a selfie with a mum who looks ridiculously happy!

Oh, a mum who looks ridiculously happy?

All right, who's there?

Which... Oh, there! That's good, that's good!

Get yourself down there, get yourself down there!

Look ridiculously happy, Mum! Look ridiculously happy!

-Good! What's your question?

-What's your favourite pizza?

What's your favourite pizza? Good question!

Oh, my gosh, probably like a Margherita pizza.

-Oh, plain and simple.

-Yeah, plain and simple!

Nothing too...

-Less is more.

-Exactly!

-All right, yeah. Good, good.

-Snap a selfie with a Dave.

-There's always a Dave.

-Anybody called... Oh, over there!

Over there! Mind your step, mind your step!

Dave!

-Hey, Dave!

-Go on, Dave!

-Ready?

Dave, what's your question?

-What's your favourite sandwich?

-Sandwich?

-Yeah.

Like a spicy Italian.

-A spicy Italian?

-Yeah, that's what they call it in Canada.

-It's like, pepperoni and salami and cheese...

-Does sound delicious!

-You should try it.

-What's your favourite sandwich, Dave?

-All right, snap a selfie...

-Hold on, I want to know what

-Dave's favourite sandwich is, Mark!

-Ham and cheese.

-Ham and cheese!

-Sorry, Mark! Go ahead!

-Totally worth it!

Snap a selfie with two best mates!

Two best mates! Oh, there we go, down there!

-There they are!

-Hey!

I'm so sorry! Squeeze in here!

I'll come this way, I'll come this way.

Hi, girls. Ready?

BUZZER

Oh! Time is up, right.

-Come on down!

-So am I.

Come on down, come on down.

Lovely stuff. Thank you very much.

Let's have a look at these selfies, shall we?

-Let's have a look!

-OK, let's have a look.

-How'd I do?

You did really well!

There are the two best friends.

Two best friends, excellent stuff!

Very good. Dave.

Brilliant stuff.

-L-O-U.

-Hey!

-L-O-U!

AUDIENCE LAUGHS Brilliant, excellent stuff.

-Oh, that is good!

-That is ridiculously happy mum, that is!

-Aww, that's nice, I like that one!

-It's so beautiful!

-OK, and that one.

That was the first one, very scary face.

They are all very, very good, Shelby.

But...you have to pick one.

You have to pick one selfie subject

and they will win a much sought-after

-Wind-Up mug.

-Oh!

-So, there is a lot of pressure on you.

-So what's it going to be?

-I'm going to have to do...

Oh, she's going, she's going back.

..the happy mum.

AUDIENCE CHEERS

Well, Mum, your mug has won you a mug!

Well done!

And a massive round of applause for Shelby Bain, everyone!

APPLAUSE

This is a game of chance, general knowledge,

and thousands of multicoloured balls.

It must be Ball Fall Turbo.

Let's welcome back our teams. Firstly, we have Julia's team!

And we have Peter's team!

Julia, please introduce the team for us.

I'm Julia, this is my mum, Natacha, my brother, Antony,

and Shelby from The Next Step.

Hey! Lovely to have you, guys!

Awesome! And, Peter, who have you got on your team, mate?

I've got my dad, Mark.

I've got Lucy, and I've got my mum, Susie.

-Fantastic.

-Nice one!

Here is how it works.

Our teams are below a tank of balls just waiting to fall on them.

The first team to be completely covered in balls is out of the game.

Now, guys, you will all take it in

turns to choose one of the 25 envelopes

held by our lovely studio audience.

-Lovely.

-Now, each envelope contains either a question,

a timed Ball Fall,

or worst of all, the dreaded Ball Fall Turbo.

Get one of those and you will be out of the game straightaway.

The winning team will take home tonight's star prize,

a games console!

-AUDIENCE OOHS

-I know.

-Yeah.

-OK, let's play Ball Fall Turbo!

We're starting over here!

And, Shelby, you get the first pick.

So hold up your envelopes, everyone.

Choose a number between 1 and 25.

OK, let's do lucky number 13.

Lucky number 13!

OK, if you'd like to stand up, please.

Reveal what's inside envelope number 13.

A 15-second Ball Fall, Shelby.

-OK!

-OK, best of luck.

Number one, let's drop of those balls!

Oh!

UPBEAT MUSIC

Oh! You're still in the game, Shelby!

Wow!

That was close!

OK! Let's go over to Peter.

What are you picking, mate?

Oh, um...

-..15.

-Number 15!

OK, what have we got? We have got a question, Peter!

Best of luck, mate.

How many letters are in the word, chimpanzee? Go!

SOUNDING OUT LETTERS

-Eight!

-Nope!

-Nine!

-Nope!

-Ten!

-Correct!

AUDIENCE APPLAUDS

-Eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirty, forty!

-Antony,

time for you to choose an envelope between 1 and 25, please.

-Nine.

-Number nine!

It's a 15-second Ball Fall, Antony!

OK, number two, drop the balls!

Come on, come on.

-Yes!

-Oh, it's close!

Still in the game! OK, Mark, we're over to you, mate.

-What are you going for?

-Number three, please.

Number three. Right at the back!

-It's a question!

-Oh, OK.

-All right.

-Mark...

-Right.

..how many hours are there in three days? Go!

72!

Correct! Well done, Mark. Stop the balls.

Well done. Excellent!

Right, Natacha, over to you. Pick a number.

-16.

-Number 16.

It's a question, Natacha.

OK.

Name four colours of the rainbow. Go!

-Red...

-Yep.

-..indigo...

-Yep.

..yellow.

-Green.

-Yes! Stop the balls! Well done, Natacha.

Calm and collected!