HRVY Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

Why does this young lady look so suspicious?

What is this gentleman hiding in his socks?

And why are these two sitting together?

They can't be trusted.

Welcome to the show where nobody's safe.

It's Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!

CHEERING

As we come in to land, give it up for your hosts!

It's Sam and Mark!

APPLAUSE AND CHEERING

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

Oh, yes! You do not want to miss today's show!

It is an absolute belter!

Very soon you will see a mum and dad compete to be crowned

the most embarrassing parent in a game that we like to call

The Egg Factor!

Very good. We'll be playing the world's wettest game of karaoke

and find out what happened when we trained a top celeb

to be a brand-new In Yer House agent.

Quite possibly, my favourite In Yer House we have ever done.

-It's a cracker!

-You don't want to miss it!

Off you go, really loudly.

Now, what happens when...

Oh! Can I just stop you there for a second, Mark?

Cos it is the part of the show where I like to do a little skip.

What?

Now, what happens when...

Can you... Can you...

Can you stop, please? It's a bit distracting.

Carry on, you'll be fine.

Please, stop!

-You look exhausted.

-Oh, no, mate. It's great for fitness, this.

Sam! Just stop!

You're an embarrassment.

That's a bit harsh, ain't it?

Well, it's embarrassing having to watch a grown man skipping.

Just ask Jessica.

I will ask Jessica.

Jessica, you stay right there. I'm coming for you!

-Hiya, Jessica.

-Hi.

-How are you?

-I'm good. You?

-Very good. Thank you for asking.

Now, Jessica, what's all this skipping about that we've heard?

My dad skips in public and it's really embarrassing.

He skips in public?

Where does he do it? At the supermarket and stuff?

-Anywhere.

-Anywhere? Really?

Oh, deary me. And we've heard

that your dad also likes a bit of moshing, is that right?

Just explain to us, for anyone who doesn't know, what is moshing?

I don't know. He made it up. I don't know.

No, I don't think he did make it up, did he?

Moshing... If I'm right, guys... Am I right?

-Moshing's the whole... Aaargh! ..head-banging, ain't it?

-Yeah.

-That's right, isn't it?

-Yes.

And we understand as well that your dad bears an uncanny resemblance

to popular singing duo The Proclaimers. Is that right?

-Yeah.

-Yeah. And we have a picture of The Proclaimers.

Let's take a look.

MUSIC: I Would Walk 500 Miles by The Proclaimers

There they are.

And we got a picture of your dad.

LAUGHTER

It's uncanny! It is uncanny!

Where is your dad today?

-The car broke down.

-His what, sorry?

-His car broke down on the M6.

-You're joking!

-He was meant to be coming here but he actually broke down?

-Yeah.

-And are you Jessica's sister?

-Yeah.

-Excellent. What's your name?

-Alex.

Is he embarrassing, your dad?

-Very.

-Very embarrassing. Deary me.

Round of applause for Jessica, everyone!

APPLAUSE

Got to love The Proclaimers. Oh, brilliant!

Don't worry, Jessica, you are not alone.

There is someone else who scores equally high on the eggy scale.

Isn't that right, Lucy?

Tell us about your embarrassing mum. What does she do to embarrass you?

She dances at school discos.

Does she? Does she like disco dancing?

Is that pretty embarrassing? Where is your mum today?

She's shopping.

She's shopping. She's shopping.

Actually, she's right here.

And, Jessica,

your dad's car didn't break down.

He's right here as well. In fact, they're both here.

Let's bring on the eggy parents!

CHEERING

Lucy, how are you feeling right now?

Is that pretty embarrassing?

-Yeah.

-Thought it might be.

Jessica, anything you want to say to your dad right now?

Yellow's definitely not your colour.

LAUGHTER

You know what? I think these parents

have done a great job at embarrassing you both,

but it's time to find out which parent is the eggiest as we play

The Egg Factor! Come on down, girls!

Please welcome Jessica's eggy daddy Nic,

and Lucy's disaster mama Fiona!

Our embarrassing parents will go head-to-head over three rounds

to discover who the ultimate embarrassing parent is.

Each round will be decided by a panel

of three independent real kids.

Hey, real kids, before we proceed, I just need to check -

are you really real?

-ALL:

-Yeah!

-Yeah!

-It'd be so weird if they weren't.

-For real.

Nic, how are you feeling?

-Monumental.

-Monumental!

And, Fiona, are you ready for this?

-Yeah, I'm ready. Bring it on.

-Beautiful stuff.

Let's waste no more time and get started with round one.

Round One! Word Up!

There are few things more embarrassing than a parent

trying to use cool teen slang.

That's why in this round,

both parents must try to use a cool teen slang word in a sentence.

The most embarrassing use of the word will win the round.

Now, guys, your word is peeps.

-Yeah.

-You now have ten seconds to write down your sentence

using the teen slang version of the word peeps.

Your time starts now.

-Stop writing, Nic! I'm watching you!

-Oh!

He got in there. well done.

Nic, your sentence is?

"Look, peeps, at what I am wear-ing."

-How does that feel, girls?

-Oh, God.

-Embarrassing.

Fiona, can you do any any better?

"See you later, peeps! Sick."

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

-Wow.

-It got a round of applause!

-Come on!

-Shut up!

I tell you what, you're easily pleased, aren't you?

It's going to be a great show.

All right, let's go over to our real kids

for the correct use of the word peeps.

Peeps, of course, is an affectionate term for

a close group of family or friends, abbreviated from the word people.

For example, Sam and Mark, you're my peeps.

Yeah, and you're totes too our peeps.

-Good.

-For real.

So who do you think gets the point for the most embarrassing answer?

That.

LAUGHTER

Stop it.

Right. Three, two, one, vote!

-Nic!

-Unanimous!

Wow, well done.

You've won the first round.

Fiona, not to worry, it is still all to play for

as we move on to round two of The Egg Factor.

Round Two! Dirty Daddy And Mucky Mumy!

There's nothing quite as embarrassing

as having a parent cover themselves in slop and feathers

before doing a chicken impression.

That's why, in this round, our eggy parents will be doing just that

-on national telly.

-Nic?

Are you ready?

I'm ready.

Excellent. In three, two, one... Dirty daddy.

MUSIC: The Birdie Song by The Tweets

-Don't forget the feathers, Nic!

-Don't forget the feathers!

Cock-a-doodle-do!

Wow!

Fiona, do you reckon you can match that or do any better?

I'm going to give it a good go.

OK, the best of luck, Fiona. Three, two, one...

Mucky mummy!

Yes! Get your face covered! Get your face covered, lass!

Here we go! Here we go! Here we go! Here we go!

SHE CLUCKS

Oh! That's good.

Truly incredible!

Let's go over to our real kids

for the most embarrassing performance, in three, two, one...

Vote now!

-Fiona!

-Of course!

Which means it's one each.

There is all still to play for as we go into the final round -

Special Eggy Skills!

Round 3! Special Eggy Skills!

In this round, our parents will be using their individual eggy talents

to embarrass to the max.

Nic, you are going to be going first.

What are you going to be doing for us?

-A bit of moshing.

-Of course, moshing!

Of course, girls!

And, Fiona, what are you going to be doing?

I'm going to do disco dancing.

-Obviously!

-Of course. OK, Nic, if you'd like to get yourself ready.

DRUM ROLL

-Nice.

-That's what I'm talking about.

-Leather waistcoat.

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

Don't see that often nowadays.

Oh, hello! Hello!

Boom. Love that. What have we got here?

All right, the best of luck, Nic.

Take it away!

MUSIC: Ace Of Spades by Motorhead

-Oh!

-Yeah!

Beautiful, mate!

Absolutely brilliant!

That hair really suits you.

Accent on the music as well!

THEY SING TUNE

Right now, becoming a disco diva in front of our very own eyes,

Fiona, time for you to get yourself ready.

DRUM ROLL

-Here we go. Shiny.

-Yeah.

-Shiny.

-The feathers go well.

-Yeah.

Real nice! Here we go.

Right, Fiona, this is your last chance to embarrass your kid.

Best of luck.

Take it away!

MUSIC: D.I.S.C.O. by Ottawan

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

Yeah!

What do you think? Good? Very good!

Amazing. Absolutely amazing,

but let's cross over to the real kids for the final time

to see which parent is the most embarrassing,

and therefore winning today's Egg Factor!

Real kids, it's time to vote. Three, two, one...

Nic!

Wow! I couldn't call it. I couldn't call it.

-Well done!

-Congratulations to Nic.

-Nice.

-That means that you are today's winner,

so you take home the exclusive golden Egg Factor egg cup!

It also means that we shall be seeing you, Alex and Jessica

a little bit later on in Ball Fall Turbo.

-Oh, yeah!

-Nice. What do you think of your parents now?

Embarrassing still? Yeah.

Girls, what did you think of your dad?

Even more embarrassing.

Thanks for being such great sports.

Jessica, Alex and Lucy, you all get a Bluetooth speaker each.

Yay!

They're not as embarrassing now, are they?

Give it up for our Egg Factor parents.

APPLAUSE

Sam and Mark were always such an inspiration

when I was competing in the Olympics.

I'd try to swim as fast as I could.

I just imagined I was swimming away from them.

They say when you're right, you're right.

But they also say, sometimes to be right, you've got to be wrong.

-Do they say that?

-Yeah.

I've never heard that one. Who says that?

Well, I do. In fact, I just said it then.

I suppose you did. Let's play, When You're Right, You're Wrong.

Now, we will work our way down this lengthy line of wrongtestants,

asking each one three questions,

to which they can only answer yes or no.

And, of course, we want the wrong answers.

Get three wrong answers in a row and they'll win a very special prize.

A Wind-Up mug.

Beautiful.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

Wow. However, give a correct answer just once

-and they will be out of the game. Simple, right?

-No.

Exactly. Can we have two minutes on the clock, please?

We have our first contestant. The best of luck, buddy.

Your time starts now.

Do cats go woof?

Yes.

Does 5 - 3 = 2?

No.

Does the letter E come

after the D in the alphabet?

Yes.

-Oh! Off you go! Off you go!

-Get off!

Next, next, next.

Don't take a mug! Give me the mug back!

LAUGHTER

Are footballs square?

Yes.

Am I hiding a pumpkin up my nose right now?

Yes.

Did this question start with the word did?

Yeah... No!

-No!

-First answer, first answer.

Next up, next up.

Is Mark a lobster pretending to be a human?

Yes.

Do ant eaters eat ants?

Yes.

Oh! Go, go, go. Off you go.

Next, next, next.

Does 2 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 8?

No.

Is tea a beverage made from coffee beans?

Yes.

Do flies have legs?

Yes.

No, no, no.

Can carrots talk?

-Yes.

-Is this show called Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up?

No.

Is rain wet?

-No.

-Get a mug!

-Get a mug!

Am I exactly the same size as a goldfish?

Yes.

Do bees buzz?

No.

Are my shoes made out of quiche?

Yes.

-Get a mug. Get a mug.

-Finally.

Is ice hot?

Yes.

Are there two letters in the word no?

No...

THEY LAUGH

Sorry, sorry.

Are toes usually found on the end of your hands?

Yes.

Excellent. Get a mug.

Are fingers usually found on the end of your feet?

Yes.

Is yes a word?

No.

If you feed a cow strawberries,

do you get strawberry milkshake?

-Yes.

-Excellent.

-Get a mug, get a mug.

Quick. Does 3 - 3 = 0?

KLAXON

Give her a mug.

-You can have a mug anyway.

-Have a mug.

-Why not?

Time's up.

That was exhausting.

I really am exhausted.

Well done to all of our mug winners. You're all very, very wrong.

And for that, we salute you.

Give it up for all of our wrong 'uns.

CHEERING

Now, we've been doing In Yer House for a few years now,

so it feels right that we should train up another top celebrity

as a brand-new undercover agent.

Indeed. But who has the poise, the skill,

the sophistication to pull it off?

-Oh, man.

-BOTH:

-All right, Lauren?

Who has the moves, the catlike reflexes

and sheer brains to play that role?

-This is going to be a tough one.

-Yeah.

Guys! Me! Remember? We've already done it.

-BOTH:

-Oh, yeah.

Roll VT.

You are entering the world of In Yer House -

an elite undercover task force charged with winding up the nation.

The objective is to complete a series of undercover challenges

in viewers' homes.

The nail-biting undercover missions will involve

more complex challenges, more dangerous routes

and some familiar faces.

Agent Rhodes, you will be manning mission control.

Agent Nixon, your accomplice is waiting for you at today's location.

You must both proceed there immediately.

However, one rule remains the same -

don't get caught.

So, Mark, you know that we're really good at going undercover?

Some may say experts.

Exactly. Well, we have been asked to share our knowledge,

hand over the baton,

pass on the...

..avocado,

to a new agent in training.

-Is that why she's here?

-She? Excuse me!

-Exactly.

It is time to send a new agent into the field.

Agent Layfield, this is today's target house.

This is Daisy and Matilda, today's targets.

-You put the same picture up twice.

-No, I haven't. They're twins.

Oh, that's exciting!

Agent Layfield, you will enter the house here and head straight

upstairs to Tilly's bedroom.

OK. Understood.

This is your survival bag.

Everything you need to complete the missions is in that bag.

Do not open that bag! Until we tell you to do so.

-I was just...

-Ah!

-Oh.

And this is our number one single from 13 years ago.

Cracking song.

# I get by with a little help from my friends... #

Sorry, guys, I don't...

Guys! Pack it in!

We don't need harmonies at this point, do we?

-Not cool, Lauren.

-Not cool at all.

There's your targets.

-Oh, my goodness.

-Agent Lauren, good luck.

-Go!

-I'm going, I'm going.

Bye.

Bye.

OK, which way shall we go in?

-This is nice for us, isn't it?

-It really is.

I'm actually genuinely scared.

Both the girls are in the living room.

They're watching something great on telly.

-I think it's Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.

-Probably.

-Definitely not Dengineers.

-No.

Guys, the front door's locked.

I'd try another door, then, if I was you.

She's already losing it. She's already losing it.

OK.

Lauren, be very, very careful.

Because there's two of them,

they've got four eyes.

-She's in. Well done, well done.

-Upstairs, upstairs. Tilly's bedroom.

-Good taste.

-Good taste.

There she is, there she is. Good girl, good girl.

Upstairs, upstairs. Tilly's bedroom. Remember?

Tilly's bedroom is on the right-hand side.

I'm in, I'm in, I'm in.

Congratulations, Lauren, you are in position number one.

Well done. Here comes the hard work.

Challenge number one. If you take a look around in Tilly's bedroom,

you will see Tilly's hamster, Fuzzbella.

I can see, I can see a cage.

Make yourself familiar with Fuzzbella.

-Say hello to Fuzzbella.

-Hey, Fuzz. Hey, Fuzzbella.

If you take a look inside your survival pack,

you will see a camera.

We need you to take a stylish selfie with Fuzzbella

and once the photo has developed,

we want you to put that photograph on top of the cage.

This is absolutely ridiculous.

Right. Fuzz... Hey, Fuzzbella.

Come on then, come for a selfie with Lauren.

Try and get Fuzzbella out of the cage.

-What?

-And get a really good selfie.

The better the selfie, the better the challenge.

Come on, then. Good girl. Come on, then.

Ow! Fuzzbella just bit me.

I am not joking.

Abort, abort.

What we need you to do, then, is take a selfie of you by the cage.

-Come on, you can do this.

-Fuzzbella?

Come on.

I wouldn't put your fingers in the cage again.

Sh!

Right, I've done it, I've done it, I've done the picture.

All right, wait for it to develop and then put that picture

on top of the cage.

Why is it taking so long? Why didn't you get me a digital camera?

-Or a mobile phone camera?

-We haven't got the budget for that.

It is quite a good picture.

You can see Fuzzbella in it.

Excellent. Well done, well done. Put it on top of the cage.

Well done, Agent Layfield.

-What's next?

-Head out onto the landing.

-Off you go.

What we need you to do now for mission number two, Agent Layfield,

is jump up and down five times really loudly,

because we want the girls to get suspicious

-and come upstairs and investigate.

-That is a stupid idea.

So lift those knees up high, clap your hands while you're doing it.

Yeah, great idea, guys. What a great idea.

Off you go. Really loudly.

I think one of the girls heard you.

Oh, great. Good.

But they are too busy watching the telly.

Yes. They love CBBC so much.

Agent Layfield, congratulations, you have completed challenge two.

Excellent. We are now going to tell you about challenge three.

Agent Layfield, Tilly is on the move. Hide under the washing.

She's right next to you, right next to you. Get right under.

Quick, quick, she's coming. Get right under it.

Cover your backpack.

-Oh, your feet, your feet!

-Cover your whole body!

-She's coming upstairs now.

-She's coming upstairs.

Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

Don't move, don't move, don't move, don't move.

Do not move. She's peeking around the corner. Do not move.

She's walking right past you. Stay still. Do not move.

She's not even noticed you! She's walking right past you.

How did she not find her?!

She's in the bedroom and she's looking at the picture.

-She is doing good, isn't she?

-Really well.

But will she get caught?

Stick around, because the second part is coming up very soon,

as well as all of this.

Choose your soakers for a very wet round of Karasoake.

HRVY talks to you when he takes on the Selfie Stick Challenge.

And which golden envelopes contain a Ball Fall Turbo?

Now, this is the part of the show

where we surprise someone in our studio audience.

And today, it's someone who likes drawing and...

Wait a second, mate. That sounds like me, that does.

-What does?

-Someone in this studio audience who loves drawing.

That sounds like me.

-Yeah, but you're a presenter, aren't you?

-Yeah.

And I'm looking for someone in our studio audience.

All right, fair enough, but I do love drawing though.

I'm brilliant at drawing, mate. That's all I'm saying.

Brilliant. Good for you. Anyway, we are looking for someone...

Don't you tell me, mate.

You describe them, I'll draw them,

cos I'm great at drawing and that.

As luck would have it, I've got a pad and a pen right here.

That is quite lucky, actually. All right, let's give it a go.

-So we're looking for a girl.

-Yeah!

Now, this girl has got brown hair.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

-Now this girl, she wears glasses.

-Yeah!

She loves drawing, as I've already said.

And she loves animals.

Wait.

Done it!

Mark, that is actually amazing!

I mean, it looks exactly like Allegra in our studio audience.

Sit tight, Allegra, we're coming to you!

Hello, Allegra!

-Very realistic.

-It is!

I told you, I'm good at drawing, me.

-So Allegra, you like animals, do you?

-Yeah.

-Fantastic.

Mum, is this true? Does she like animals?

-She loves animals.

-She loves animals. Lovely.

So we've got to ask, what's your favourite animal of all time?

-Elephant.

-Elephant! Why do you like elephants so much?

-Well...

-They're big, aren't they?

-Floppy ears and that.

-Remember everything.

-They smell.

-They smell.

-No...

Aside from your love of animals,

-much like me, you love a bit of drawing, don't you?

-Yeah.

Yeah, you do. And does anyone else in your family like drawing?

What about you, Dad? Do you like drawing?

Well, I can try.

Well, we thought,

why don't we combine your favourite things, Allegra,

-in a game that we have cleverly titled...

-Go on.

..What On Earth Is Your Dad Trying To Draw?

-Mum and Dad, you're coming, too. Come on!

-Come on down, guys.

Welcome to the Wind-Up Jungle,

a place closely modelled on the Amazonian rainforest,

with wild beasts lurking around every corner

and a great big flatscreen telly right in the middle of it.

Across 60 seconds,

Allegra's dad will try to draw as many animals as possible

and Allegra's mum must try to guess what they are.

But, of course, Allegra's mum can't see what Dad is drawing.

It will be down to Allegra to do her best Sir David Attenborough

and describe what her dad is drawing.

However, she must not mention the name of any animal.

For every animal that Mum correctly guesses,

Allegra will win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.

-How are you feeling, Allegra?

-Nervous.

-Nervous? Aww!

You'll be fine. You'll be fine. Don't you worry.

OK, Christian, this will be your first animal to draw.

Can we have 60 seconds on the clock, please?

Your time will start

in three, two, one, go!

This animal has a long trunk.

An elephant?

-No.

-Curve... Well, looks like a trunk and a curvy...ears.

You can pass if you want to pass.

-Giraffe?

-And...

-Pass.

-Pass. Next one. It was a camel.

How was that a camel?

This animal...

..has...

Come on, Dad. Come on, Dad.

..long legs

and a wide body

and a long, long neck and is eating...

Giraffe?

Giraffe! Yes!

Next.

This animal is very fluffy.

-A sheep?

-No.

Well... And it belongs in a pride.

-Lion?

-Yes. Next, next, next.

-Come on, it's easy. It's easy, easy.

-This animal...

KLAXON

-A snake or a worm. I don't know.

-Well done.

I tell you what, Allegra, you weren't wrong.

Christian is terrible at drawing.

Well, I can tell you, you won two prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash.

That's nifty, that. That's good, that.

Tricky game. Tricky game. But Allegra, before you go,

we are now going to give you the chance to win tonight's star prize,

which is a year's entry to a safari park.

-That's exciting, isn't it?

-Yeah.

-Very exciting.

So we are going to play a game called Three Bird Mash Up.

In this game, we're going to show you a picture of a bird,

a bird where the beak, body and legs are made from three different birds.

If you think that sounds weird, you need to look at the picture.

Yeah, you're going to have ten seconds to look at this picture.

When the time is up, you must then tell me the three birds

that are in the Three Bird Mash Up. Do you understand, Allegra?

-Yeah.

-Are you ready for this? Yeah. Beautiful stuff.

Three, two, one, release the bird.

Um...

Just look at it. You've got ten seconds to think about it.

-Have a good luck.

-OK, I'm done.

-There are three different birds.

We need the beak, the body and the legs.

OK, time is up. Tell me the three birds.

Is it a flamingo?

Correct. That's the legs.

-A toucan?

-That's the beak.

-Come on!

The body, the body. You can do this bit, surely!

Is it a penguin?

Allegra, you scared me then.

Oh, deary me.

Well, congratulations. You did it!

You have won a year's entry to a safari park!

Give your dad a cuddle. He was terrible at drawing...

That was amazing.

And you've won two prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash

and you're going to be playing Ball Fall Turbo a bit later on as well.

-You could clean us out of prizes, couldn't you?

-Well done, Allegra.

Round of applause for Allegra, everyone.

Excellent. But now, usually, when we see Lauren Layfield,

she is building dens and making dreams come true.

Not sneaking around a kid's house trying not to get found.

Has she got what it takes to be an In Yer House Agent?

Let's find out.

Agents Nixon and Rhodes are in Sussex on a mission to wind up

twin sister duo Daisy and Tilly.

Agent-in-training Lauren Layfield entered the girls' house

to take a selfie with their hamster, Fuzzbella.

She left the image on top of the cage,

but Agent Layfield's antics lured Tilly upstairs and she had to hide.

Will the hamster selfie give the game away?

The mission continues.

She's in the bedroom and she's looking at the picture.

This is so tense! This is so tense!

She's looking at it!

She's on the move. Stay still. Stay still.

She stepped over her!

Watch this, watch this. OK, what's happening?

-Daddy?

-Yes, honey?

-I found this above Fuzzbella's cage.

And it's like someone's taken a photo.

Perhaps it was the estate agent. They were here today, weren't they?

So apparently, I think Mum and Dad are getting Tilly off the scent

by saying the picture is of an estate agent.

LAUGHTER

Makes perfect sense.

I have absolutely no idea how you got out of that.

For mission three,

you will find ten pics of your face in your survival bag.

You need to make your way to the back garden.

Whilst you head back downstairs,

we want you to decorate the stairs by sticking those pictures

on the railings, on the wall,

on the stairs themselves and make a safe exit back outside.

Still be quiet, still be quiet.

-Beautiful.

-That is brilliant.

That's it. Just take over the house!

Part of the family.

It's a Lauren Layfield collage, if you will.

Head out of the front door because you'll head straight past the office

where Tilly is, and that's exciting.

In a moment, you'll have to turn right,

past the study, go straight on

towards the front door and in the back door.

You've done it. OK, get out, get out, get out.

-Quick. Well done, Lauren, you did really well there.

-Yes!

Yes, yes, yes, yes.

Agent Layfield, we are very impressed.

-That is challenge three complete.

-Yes!

-Congratulations.

Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you.

OK, as a lot of people know, you're quite fond of dens, aren't you?

-Yeah, I love them.

-Well, Miss Dengineer,

we thought it was about time that you made your own den

-instead of everyone else making a den.

-Are you kidding?

-So we want you to get onto the patio...

-Yeah?

-..and start building a den.

-What?

But they're literally in the living room.

That's a good point.

So we need you to probably crouch down

because they'll be able to see you from the conservatory window.

Where's my knee pads?

Taking one for the team there, Agent Layfield. That's good.

-There is a white box on the left that you're about to pass.

-Where?

Take a look behind the bush.

That's massive!

Keep crouching down. Don't forget, they're in the living room.

Get the den built. Come on, I want it to be a good one.

I think I've been caught, I think I've been caught.

I just saw Lauren! From the Dengineers!

-Tilly, literally, I saw her in our garden.

-What, Daisy?

I saw Lauren from the Dengineers. I saw her in our garden.

It's Lauren, Mummy!

-Go, go, go, go!

-I think I'm going to have to go in.

Let's go in.

-Hey!

-Hello, girls. Hello.

-Does this mean I've been caught out?

Guys, you spotted us!

-We can't believe this is happening.

-Can you not believe it?

-How are you doing? Are you all right?

-Yeah.

-Tilly's all right, she's just really surprised.

-Really surprised!

Lauren has been hiding in your house ever since you got home.

Oh, my goodness!

Yeah, you're on a show called Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!

We've seen it!

They've seen it, don't need to worry about that.

Not a bad agent, Layfield, not bad at all.

And here are the lovely girls - Matilda and Daisy.

Give it up for them. Come on. Brilliant.

Now, girls,

did you seriously have no idea that Lauren was in your house?

-No.

-I didn't have any idea until I went up to the window.

Neither did I.

And that bit when you walked past her on the landing, Matilda,

-that was ridiculous!

-Twice.

-Yeah, twice! That was crazy.

I've literally never held my breath so much in all my life.

I thought my breathing was going to give it away. That was it.

-I was like...

-LAUREN BREATHES HEAVILY

I thought they could hear us in the van, I was so excited.

Tilly actually saw the van.

I did. I looked straight at it but I didn't really...

You didn't think it was us in there?

-Brilliant!

-And I saw one of the cameras...

All right, stop giving the game away!

Lauren, did you enjoy being an agent-in-training?

I mean, I don't know if enjoy is the word, you know.

It was very, very stressful, but it was so much fun.

I've got to say, we've done quite a few of these and genuinely,

this has been my favourite one. It was absolutely amazing.

Come on, a massive round of applause for Matilda, Daisy and Lauren!

-Cheers, girls!

-Well done.

Now, how about we play a game

where we make grown-ups sing whilst getting sprayed with water?

Sounds like a great idea. But who will play?

It's Jasmine's family from Stockport!

Who will they face?

It's Marney's family from Prestatyn.

Teams, come on down because it's time to play...

BOTH: Karasoake!

Welcome to the game

where we painstakingly combine our two favourite things...

-Singing and soaking.

-Let's meet our teams.

Jasmine, who is on your team?

I've got my mum, Alison, my dad, Dez,

and my best friend Laura and my friend Laycee and Harrison.

Excellent. Lovely to have you here.

And you've chosen your mum and dad to be today's singers.

-Why have you chosen them?

-Because they'll be funny.

-You're not wrong. It's going to be funny.

-Lovely, that.

Dez is shaking his head at the back.

And Marney, who is on your team, please?

My mum, my dad, my best friend Xenia,

Annisa and Scarlett, my friends.

Fantastic. How do you think they're going to get on, your mum and dad?

-Your hesitation speaks volumes.

-All right, fantastic. Brilliant.

The rules are very simple -

two members of each team will attempt to sing

while the other team simply soaks them right through.

Whoever gets the most lyrics out correctly is the winner.

OK, over to Jasmine's mum and dad.

Please take your place on the Karasoake stage.

-Dez, still shaking his head.

-Off you go. Come on, you've got to do it.

It's going to be all right, Dez, it's going to be all right.

-WHISPERS:

-Won't be, won't be.

All right. Marney's team, if you would like to get into position.

OK, Alison and Dez, your choice of songs are

-One Direction's What Makes You Beautiful...

-Good song.

-And Oasis - Wonderwall.

-Ooh, another good song.

Two classics there.

-Oasis.

-Oasis - Wonderwall. Good choice.

-Excellent, OK.

Alison, you will be singing the words highlighted in green

and Dez, you're going to be singing the words highlighted in blue.

There are 100 words in this section of the song,

and you need to sing as many as you can, clearly.

Soakers, are you ready?

Yeah!

Well, then, let Karasoake commence.

Go on, get them!

Sing! You've got to sing!

Sing!

-Go on, Alison!

-Come on!

Go on, Dad! Sing!

Come on, Dez. Here we go.

Sing!

-Hurry and sing!

-Sing!

Dad, sing!

Sing, Dad!

Come on, Dad!

He's not having it!

Go on, Alison!

-Come on!

-Come on!

-Dad, go!

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-Well done, Alison.

-It was horrendous!

Dez! What happened there, man?

-I don't like getting wet!

-He doesn't like getting wet!

What a great game to get on!

OK, well, Alison, you sang...

..42 words correctly!

That was good! Do you know what?

Alison, considering Dez weren't playing, that's pretty good, that.

All right, now it's Billy and Janet's turn.

OK, Dez, Alison, if you'd like to step off.

Soakers, if you swap over as well, please.

Right, Billy and Janet.

Your choice of songs are Olly Murs - Heart Skips a Beat...

-Tune.

-Or Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive.

-Tune!

-Gloria Gaynor!

-What's that, Janet?

-It's got to be Gloria Gaynor!

Billy, you've got no chance, mate.

Billy, you've got no option in this.

Apparently, it's Gloria Gaynor, I Will Survive.

-You OK with that?

-OK, Billy,

you will be playing the words highlighted in green and Janet,

you'll be singing the words highlighted in blue.

There are 100 words in this section

of the song and you will need to sing more than 42 words clearly.

-Are you ready?

-I'm ready.

-Billy's ready.

-Soakers...

You're ready, I can see!

In that case, let Karasoake commence.

MUSIC STRIKES UP

That's it! Hold your fire, hold your fire!

OK, guys.

You had 42 to beat.

You sang...

63 words correctly!

Yeah!

Marney's team are the winners!

Yay!

So, commiserations to Jasmine's team, but don't worry,

you're not going to go home empty-handed.

We'll give you some Big Friday Wind-Up goody bags.

-Is that all right?

-Yeah!

-Lovely stuff.

-Fantastic.

Have you all enjoyed yourselves?

I won't ask them. Have you enjoyed yourselves?!

-Of course you have.

-Excellent stuff.

Marney's team, you get to go home with a karaoke machine!

CHEERING

-Brilliant.

-They're content.

And it's all down to these guys.

-How're you feeling?

-Fine.

-Fine.

-Yeah.

-Bit wet.

Well, you've been fantastic sports.

Let's hear it for our Karasoake teams!

Hi. We're Road Trip, and there are so many things

we love about Sam and Mark.

We...just can't think of any right now.

We'll get back to you.

Today, it's singing sensation, HRVY!

Come on down!

Here he is.

-Hello, mate. How are you?

-All good.

Lovely to have you on the show.

-Thank you. Thank you for having me.

-No worries at all.

Now, you've had massive, massive success with your EP,

-Talk To Ya, haven't you?

-Yeah. It's been going good, yeah.

-He's being

modest. Because he beat Taylor Swift in the pre-order chart.

Taylor Swift!

-That's awesome!

-Pretty good.

-Pretty good? It's awesome, mate!

Really awesome.

You have got literally millions of followers on social media.

How does that feel for you?

It's amazing. It's kind of weird though because I feel like there's

like a million people kind of watching me,

and to visualise a million people is insane.

-Yeah.

-These guys look, like, huge.

Imagine like, a million people.

HRVY, HRVY, we know, mate.

We know what you're talking about. We know. Don't you worry about that.

HRVY, what's coming up for you this year?

-So, I'm going on tour.

-Excellent.

And then I'm in the studio, making more music.

And you've been to LA as well?

I go to LA all the time. I just love it out there, it's the sun...

-It's just like a nice place to live.

-It sounds horrible!

HRVY, you're performing at the end of the show for us, aren't you?

-I am.

-Good.

-Look forward to that.

Before then, do you fancy running

-around the studio audience with a selfie stick?

-Yes, I do.

Of course you do! Here's what's going to happen, HRVY.

You are going to have two minutes to get

as many ridiculous selfies as you can with our lovely studio audience.

But that's not all. Once the selfie has been taken,

the member of the audience can ask you anything they want.

Nothing is off-limits. Look at their smiling faces.

So, guys, get your questions ready.

-There's your button.

-It's quite heavy.

-It is heavy, so be careful.

Right, what are we going for?

Snap a selfie with a kid pretending to scream. Go!

That's good, that's good!

Pretend to scream, pretend to scream!

-Excellent stuff.

-And what's your question?

Who do you prefer - Sam or Mark?

-Oh!

-Oh, who do you prefer?

I can't pick. That's just one thing I can't pick.

I'm the one with you. Mark is just stood over there doing nothing.

-I love you the most.

-I can't, I can't pick.

-Sorry.

-HRVY, you're a beautiful man.

-I'm sorry.

-OK, what's next?!

OK, take a selfie with an angry-looking dad.

An angry-looking dad!

An angry-looking dad. Yeah, do it, do it, do it.

Angry! That's good,

that's good, mate. What's your question for HRVY?

-Red sauce or brown sauce?

-Good question.

-Red.

-OK.

-Red, all the way.

-Red, all the way.

-Brilliant.

-All right. Snap a selfie

with a kid who looks like a little HRVY!

-Who looks like a little HRVY? A little HRVY?

-Run, run!

You've got two minutes.

Where are you going? Where are you going?

That's good, yeah.

OK, excellent stuff. Right, what's your question?

What's your favourite food?

What's your favourite food?

-Chicken.

-Chicken?!

-I love chicken!

-Snap a selfie with a Dave. There's always a Dave.

-Anybody called Dave?

-Where is there a Dave?

-There's got to be a Dave!

-Where's Dave?

-There's no Dave!

-There's no Dave.

-Never? That never happens!

-All right, all right.

Snap a selfie with a cool grandma.

-I'm a grandma.

-Are you a grandma?

There you go. There you go.

Right. Cool grandma, what's your question for HRVY?

How do you get so much volume in your hair?

Yeah!

-OK.

-It's a process, so it's a lot of blow drying...

-Obviously.

-A sea salt spray and a lot of hair spray.

I use sea salt spray! Can I come to LA with you?

Yes, you can.

Brilliant, nice one. What's next, Mark?

Grab a selfie with three kids pointing at your face.

KLAXON

Oh!

Time is up.

Come on down.

Let's have a look at those selfies.

There are some crackers in there.

Some crackers. Let's have a look.

All right. There's the cool grandma.

-She's pretty cool.

-I don't believe that you're a grandma.

No way, surely not?

Excellent stuff. OK. Right.

Snap a selfie with a kid who looks like a little HRVY.

I'm loving it.

I like this one.

-Next one.

-The angry...

Take a selfie with an angry-looking dad.

-He's angry.

-He is.

-He does look nice in the picture, though.

-He does, he does.

-That's a good one, I like that.

And the last one is snap a selfie with a kid pretending to scream.

-That isn't...

-There we go!

-That's the one.

-A great one.

-Beautiful.

-OK, now, this is tricky because everybody did very well...

-Very well.

-But we would like you to pick just one selfie subject to win

the much-coveted Wind-Up mug.

Who are you going for?

I'm going to have to go for...

..the kid looking a little bit like me.

Well done!

Well done, mate. Your mug

has won you a mug!

Nice one. Can we have a massive

round of applause for HRVY, everyone.

-Well done, mate. Thanks a lot!

-Legend. Nice one.

-Thanks, buddy.

It's a game that needs no introduction.

Other than to say, if you love chance,

general knowledge and thousands of multicoloured balls,

you're in for a real treat.

This is Ball Fall Turbo.

Let's welcome back our teams.

Firstly, we have Allegra's team!

CHEERING

And we have Jessica's team!

CHEERING

Allegra, please introduce your team.

I have my mum Sheila, my friend Zayna and my dad Christian.

-Lovely.

-Brilliant. And Jessica, who have we got here?

My dad Nic, my sister Alex and my stepmum Jane.

-Brilliant.

-Here is how it works -

our teams are below a tank of balls just waiting to fall on them.

The first team to be completely covered in balls is out of the game.

Now, guys, you will take it in turns

to choose one of the 25 envelopes

held by our lovely studio audience.

Show us your envelopes, guys.

Lovely.

Now, each envelope contains either a question,

a timed ball fall or worst of all,

the dreaded Ball Fall Turbo.

Get one of those and you will be out of the game straightaway.

The winning team will take home tonight's star prize -

check this out - a games console!

ALL: Oooh!

-Oh, yeah.

-OK, let's play Ball Fall Turbo.

Christian, we're starting with you.

It is time to choose a number between one and 25.

-13.

-Number 13.

What is inside envelope number 13?

It's a question, Christian.

So, you need to answer this question as quickly as possible to stop those

balls falling on you. Best of luck.

How many letters are in the word...

.."unsuccessful"? Go!

-Ten!

-No.

-Three.

-No.

-Two.

-No!

-One.

-Unsuccessful!

Zero!

20. 30. 40.

-Christian!

-50, argh!

Christian, listen.

-Hello.

-It was certainly a low point when you thought there were two

letters in the word "unsuccessful".

Are you all right in there?

He's waving. Well, I can tell you there was 12 letters

in the word "unsuccessful".

-He's not bothered.

-Not two!

Definitely not two!

I'm going over here.

Jessica, what are you going for?

-Pick an envelope.

-21, please.

Number 21, please.

-It's Daisy. It's Daisy. What have you got?

-A ten-second ball fall.

OK, Jessica. Let's find out if that will cover you or not in three, two,

one... Drop the balls!

Still in the game, Jessica.

Well done. OK.

All right, over to Zayna.

Right, pick a number between one and 25, please.

-Nine.

-Number nine.

It's a question, Zayna.

Let's hope you answer this better than Christian!

Name three colours of the Olympic rings.

-Go!

-Orange.

-No.

-Red.

-Yes.

-Green.

-Yes.

-Yellow.

-Yes!

Stop the balls!

Well done, Zayna.

-Well done.

-OK, let's go over to Nick.

If you would like to pick an envelope, please.

Number six, please.

Number six. OK, good luck.

It's a Ball Fall Turbo. Goodbye!

Goodbye, Nick. Are you all right, mate? There he is.

-He's all right.

-Oh, dear.

-The daddies are out of the game.

-See you later, daddies.

OK, Sheila, we're over to you.

Pick a number between one 25, please.

-19, please.

-Number 19.

Question!

This team are smashing the questions.

Well, apart from Christian.

Right, best of luck.

Here we go. Name three star signs of the zodiac.

Go.

Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

Yes. Stop the balls!

Yeah.

Very good. Well done, Sheila!

Still in the game. Very quick!

OK. Over here, Alex, what are you going for?

-Which envelope?

-17.

Number 17. Come on.

What have we got?

It's a ten-second ball fall.

Three, two, one. Off you go.

Ooh, yeah!

All right, team captain, Allegra.

It's over to you. Pick a number between one and 25.

-12.

-Number 12.

Oh, it's a ball fall! That means, Allegra, you're out of the game.

I'm sorry. Number four, drop the balls.

Bye, Allegra.

Are you all right in there, Allegra?

I can't see, but, yes!

-You can't see, but, yes. All right.

-All lovely.

All right. OK, over here.

Jane, what are we going for?

-Three, please.

-Number three.

It's a 15-second ball fall.

All right, well, ten seconds got about here,

so let's find out, shall we?

In three, two, one - drop the balls!

Come on!

Come on! Yes!

Well done, Jane.

-Still in the game.

-Well done.

So, we're back to Zayna.

Pick a number, please.

-Eight.

-Number eight.

It's a ten-second ball fall!

We've already got some balls in Zayna's tank.

This is going to be a close one.

Best of luck, Zayna.

Number two. Let's drop those balls.

Come on, Zayna. Come on.

Come on.

Yes! Still in the game, Zayna.

You're still in the game.

OK, back to you, Jessica.

-What are we going for?

-Please could I have number four?

You can have number four.

Question. OK.

What is 72 divided by eight?

Go!

-Eight. Nine.

-Yes!

Correct. Stop!

I still see you!

-OK!

-OK, we're back to Sheila.

Over to you, Sheila.

Um...

25, please.

Number 25.

Ooh!

It's a question, Sheila.

Name the two colours

on the flag of Denmark.

Go!

-Blue, white.

-No, you've got one right.

-Yellow.

-No.

-Red.

Yes, stop the balls!

Ooh!

Red and white. Well done.

Alex, choose an envelope.

-11.

-11.

What have we got?

Ten seconds.

Ohhh!

This is going to be close, Alex.

The best of luck.

Ready, steady, drop!

No!

No! Alex, you're out of the game.

Both teams have two players remaining.

Are we all right in there?

-Yeah.

-Awesome.

Right, Zayna, we're back to you.

Pick a number between one and 25.

This really needs to be a question

-for you to have any chance of staying in the game.

-Five.

Number five.

It's a ten-second ball fall! It's not looking good.

Let's drop the balls.

Bye!

She's gone.

Zayna's out of the game. Are you all right in there?

Mm-yeah?

Mm-yeah!

OK, over here.

Come on, Jane. You need a question here.

-Yeah.

-What are you going for?

-14, please.

14.

15 seconds!

OK, the best of luck, Jane.

I'll probably see you later.

Three, two, one - drop the balls!

Are you all right in there, Jane?

Yeah, double thumbs up.

-Brilliant.

-Right, Sheila, the pressure is now on you.

If you get covered with balls in this go,

your team is out of the game,

OK? What are you going for?

-One.

-Number one.

Come on.

It's a Ball Fall Turbo, Sheila!

It's taken you out of the game.

Bye, Sheila.

Which means we have found our winning team

and it's Jessica's team!

Commiserations to Allegra's team, but obviously, Allegra,

earlier, you won all those prizes from the Wind-Up prize session

and you won that year's entry to the safari park.

That's awesome, isn't it? And we're going to let you guys go home with a

-Big Friday Wind-Up goody bag. Is that all right?

-Wonderful!

Lovely stuff!

But Jessica's team,

you are the winners, which means you go home with our star prize,

a games console!

What do you think of that? Happy?

-Yes!

-She's happy!

-Brilliant.

-Let's hear it for both our teams!

We'll see you next time for more Big Friday Wind-Ups,

but to play us out, please give it up for

the brilliant HRVY!

# Girl, I know you're more than just a number

# I know when I look into your eyes

# See, I can love you more than any other

# I know you've been hurt I'll make you right

# I know it's hard to trust someone like me

# When it's my reputation that's first to speak

# I won't make a promise I can't keep

# Cos I can give you something that you never had before

# I just want to talk to ya Talk to ya

# Maybe I can mend your heart with mine

# I just want to talk to ya Talk to ya

# Take you from a broken paradise

# You hit me like a wave, girl and pull me under

# Don't give me a chance to escape

# I just wanna talk to ya Talk to ya

# Take you from a broken paradise

# Whoa-oa

# I just want to talk to ya Talk to ya

# Take you from a broken paradise. #

CHEERING