RoadTrip Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

Why does this boy have that look on his face?

What is this lady thinking right now?

And why is this woman starting to wish she'd got tickets for Pointless

instead? Welcome to the show where nobody is safe.

It's Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-up.

APPLAUSE

As we come in to land, give it up for your hosts - it's Sam and Mark.

APPLAUSE

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

BOTH: Welcome to the weekend!

-Whoo!

-Yes!

-Hey!

Put the remote down, your feet up, sit back and relax,

because it is about to go off in here, girlfriend!

-What?

-I don't know why I did that!

Very soon, we are going to get well eggy with two embarrassing parents.

We'll be playing the world's wettest game of karaoke.

And see what happened when Mark went undercover in one of the greatest

ever In Yer Houses.

I ended up in a hot tub.

You did, didn't you?

Agent Rhodes, what you need to do...

I'm getting a bad feeling about this.

You are about to have a lovely little relax.

-You've done really well so far.

-No, please! No, no, no, no, no.

Have I got to get in here?

HE LAUGHS

Now, Sam, tell me this.

Do you know which band is made up of Andy, Rye, Brooklyn, Mikey and Jack?

# No, no, n-n-n-no no... #

I'll give you a clue. You might see them if you took a RoadTrip.

Any ideas?

# No, no, n-n-n-no no... #

Come on, Sam, their song,

No, No, No, No, No, No has had half a million views online.

Still no ideas?

# No, no, n-n-n-no no... #

All right, forget it. Forget it.

I know somebody who would know, know, know, know, know, know, know,

-know, know, know, what band I'm talking about.

-Who?

-Well...

Chloe!

That's who. Because Chloe's a RoadTrip super fan.

Is that right, Chloe? Stay right there, cos we're coming for you!

Hello!

So, Chloe, is this true? Are you a super fan of RoadTrip?

-Yes.

-THEY LAUGH

Now, Chloe, unfortunately, the boys couldn't be with us today.

But we did manage to catch up with them and they wanted to send you

this little message. Have a look at this.

Hello, Chloe! We're RoadTrip,

and we'd like to say a massive thank you for supporting the band.

-We love you.

-We hope to see you really, really soon and we hope

-you have an amazing day.

-Bye!

-Aw!

-Hey.

-What do you think about that, Chloe?

It's good, isn't it?

Are you a bit shocked, Chloe? You're a bit shocked, aren't you?

Well, Chloe, how do you fancy going on a little road trip of your own,

whilst hopefully winning some prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash?

-Are you up for that?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

In that case, let's play Road Trip Racers.

Come on, Chloe. Come on down.

APPLAUSE

Welcome to the Wind-Up racetrack -

a bit like Silverstone, but squeezed into a telly studio.

Chloe must drive this high-powered,

yet environmentally friendly, supercar

around the wind-up track as fast as she can, avoiding the cones.

For each different coloured zone of the course she drives without

hitting any cones, Chloe will win a prize from the Wind-Up prize stash.

Now there are five different coloured zones,

so there's maximum of five prizes to win.

Chloe, how are you feeling about this?

-Excited.

-Excited!

-Good.

-OK.

Best of luck. 3, 2, 1, drive.

Go, go, go, go. Be faster!

Don't hit the cones, Chloe. You're doing well, you're doing well.

Not hitting the cones yet. That is one point. You've won a prize.

Oh, careful around this...

Reverse it.

Chloe! Chloe!

REVERSING BEEPS

Chloe! Here we go.

You're taking one with you. That's all right.

SKIDDING

Reverse, reverse!

Right, not bad, not bad.

You've got one prize so far.

Carry on.

Excellent. All right.

She's going over. Oh...hey!

OK. You've not hit the cone.

This is for a second prize.

-And you're through!

-Wahey!

All right. Turn it, turn it, careful, careful.

-Oh, yeah, good stop.

-Oh, I like this.

INDISTINCT SPEECH

Turn, turn, turn, turn!

This is for three prizes.

INDISTINCT SHOUTING

BELL RINGS

-Hey! Well done, Chloe, excellent stuff.

-Well done.

You went through three different coloured zones

without hitting any of the cones, so you've won three prizes.

Well done. Nice work, Chloe.

However, we have not finished with you just yet, Chloe.

You could now win tonight's star prize.

And for this part of the game,

we need a little help from a mystery driver we only know as the Twig.

The Twig, everyone.

APPLAUSE

Come down here, the Twig, come down here.

Watch you don't fall down the stairs - you can't see.

LAUGHTER

OK. The Twig will now attempt to drive the course faster

than you did it, Chloe.

We can reveal that your time was a very respectable 58 seconds.

-Very good. Fast, fast.

-Under a minute. Decent.

-Nice.

So the Twig needs to beat that time.

For every cone that the Twig hits, he will incur a five-second penalty.

If Chloe's time is faster than the Twig's,

she will win the star prize and, check this out, you'll love this,

it is a RoadTrip hoodie signed by the band.

-Hey!

-Lovely prize.

So, Twig, if you'd like to come over here.

Chloe, you stand that side, excellent stuff.

-Doesn't say a lot, does he?

-He doesn't, no.

Oh.

That's an interesting... Can you get your bum down a bit more?

It's a bit, no, there you go.

Cheers, Twig.

All right. 58 seconds to beat.

Three, two, one, drive.

-Drive.

-Oh, he's cautious, the Twig.

Where are you going, where are you going?

He can't see anything. What are you doing, Twig?

I think you're going to win this, Chloe.

CRASH!

What's he doing?

Come on, Twig.

No, no. Not the toy squirrel!

Make sure you hit the ramp! Get the ramp!

-Wow.

-Yes!

-Back on track. Back on track.

-All right.

This is the simple bit of the course.

All right, oh, he's turning, turning.

The turn!

What's happening?

CRASH!

BUZZER

That is it! Stay!

Well done, the Twig.

Well done, Twig, you can get yourself out now, Twig.

Come and stand next to me.

Don't touch him. Oh, you've smashed the window, Twig.

Oh, we can't take that back now.

Come over here, Twig, come over here, Twig.

OK, Twig. You needed to beat Chloe's time of 58 seconds.

I can reveal that, Twig, without hitting any cones,

your time would be 51 seconds.

-Oh!

-Decent.

But you hit...

..eight cones, a tree, and a reindeer.

So, I'm being generous here, one minute 41.

So I think it's safe to say Chloe's the winner!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done. Well done, Chloe.

OK. I think we now need to reveal his true identity.

Reveal yourself!

DRUM ROLL

It's Rye from RoadTrip!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

But, actually, it's not just Rye, you know.

All of RoadTrip are here, in fact, bring them out, come on.

Well done, lovely to meet you.

Brilliant. Chloe, how are you feeling?

A bit overwhelmed, I would imagine.

Well, well done. Not only have you won the star prize

of the hoodie signed by all the lads,

you've won three prizes from the Wind-Up Prize Stash,

-are you happy?

-Yeah.

-Excellent.

Give it up for Chloe, and RoadTrip, everyone.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hello, I'm Cel Spellman.

Now, Sam and Mark taught me everything I know about presenting,

how not to do it.

Now I think it's clear that we're pretty big celebs.

Yeah, you're not wrong there, boy.

Yeah, but we're about to be put through our paces

by another big celeb.

Yeah, boy. The only thing is,

we don't know who that celeb is,

and we don't know what they're going to ask us to do.

So shall we just get on with this?

-Let's do it. I hate this.

-Bring out today's Celeb of Doom.

Today's Celeb of Doom...

is Ben Shires!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Lovely Ben Shires.

-Aw! How are you doing mate?

-Hello.

-Hello, mate.

-Nice to see you.

It's so good to be here, guys.

Always lovely to have you here, Ben.

Now, you've got off very lightly on this show so far, OK?

With your wind-ups and your pranks.

So I think it's time that I gave YOU something back.

Mm.

It's time to reveal...

Ahem.

..the big bug blower.

SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS

-What?

-I thought the music would last longer than that.

SINISTER MUSIC PLAYS

I don't like the sound of the big bug blower.

Neither do I.

Fellas, your challenge is to blow this giant critter

into your opponent's mouth

before they blow it into yours.

-That's horrible.

-Yes, now don't worry.

I know what you're thinking, do we only get one go?

No, you get three rounds.

Oh, come on!

Three rounds to find a winner.

And needless to say, whoever ends up

having the bugs for their grub will lose. OK?

-What do you think?

-I think this is a horrible idea.

-Terrible.

-I'm going to ask Sam to sit here.

Mark, this is your stool of destiny.

-Right.

-Oh, isn't this nice.

It's got a horrible head.

OK, all right. Before we start,

I should say, please don't recreate this at home.

It really is truly bonkers to even try it.

This is, believe it or not, a controlled environment.

And Sam and Mark are very silly and very gullible.

OK, in three, two, one, blow!

KLAXON

Ooh! It's tense.

I mean, has this ever been witnessed on children's telly before,

and if not, why not?

They're both spreading their wings,

their flying like eagles in their bug-blowing domain.

-All it takes...

-AUDIENCE:

-Ohhhhh!

Oh, the audience are getting excited.

I can't see. Sam looks happy about this.

Oh, it's close, it's close.

Oh, it's gone in.

That reaction suggests to me it went in.

Spit it out, spit it out!

It's not coming out, Mark, is it?

-Oh, no... OK.

-Spit it out, spit it out.

So that is one point to Sam and I believe, oh, here we go.

We're not using the same one, are we?

No! We can do if you'd like.

-No.

-Don't worry, I have reserves.

-Oh, lovely, thanks, Ben.

-OK, I'm just going to, if you could...

He's a bigger fella.

Oh, yeah, they get bigger.

-Now...

-That was really hard, that was really hard, wasn't it?

Do that and I'm just going to...

Don't keep it there, Ben.

I've got no chance, mate.

Now he's playing snooker, good.

Right, OK, we are ready to go.

Mouths on the tubes.

Hands by your sides.

Can Mark claw his way back into the competition?

-Stop breathing.

-Count you down, in three, two, one, go!

KLAXON

Sam had the form last time.

He blew and he blew and Mark's house fell down.

House of not eating a bug that was.

AUDIENCE YELLS

Oh, he's making progress.

AUDIENCE SCREAMS

Sam is making progress.

Oh, no! I think we have a clear winner.

Sam, Sam?

I mean, the poor lad's out of breath.

And can you blame him? Sam, come up here.

Come up here. Because you...

You just swallow...

I don't feel like I've won, Ben.

It's because, isn't it, you've now got the chance to try a bug.

So I'll just, if I could, I'll get some of my reserves here.

Do you want to, take one with me?

Yeah? Audience?

What do you think, audience, you reckon he should have a bug as well?

-AUDIENCE:

-Yeah!

-You do it first.

-On the count of three, all right.

One, two, three.

I'm not chewing.

Argh! Argh! Argh!

Can we have a round of applause for our winner, Sam, everyone?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Even though you brought that monstrosity with you,

we have loved having you on the show.

It's always a pleasure. I can't believe you've just done that to us.

But for now, your reign of terror as our Celeb of Doom is over.

Thank goodness for that.

Everyone, can we have a massive round of applause

for our celeb of doom, Ben Shires!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We have had some pretty exciting In Yer House adventures

here on Wind-Up.

But I think it's fair to say that this next In Yer House

put Mark through his paces like never before.

Take a look at this. Anybody got any water?

Agent Rhodes, meet today's accomplice Kendrick.

Kendrick, are you ready to assist

Agent Rhodes in his Mission: Impossible today?

As ready as I'll ever be.

Agent Rhodes, meet today's targets Sara and Isobel.

You will enter the house here and head straight for the playroom.

This is your survival kit.

Do not open that until you receive further instructions.

-Understood?

-Understood.

Agent Kendrick, it's now time for you to go and collect the targets

and bring them home. Agent Rhodes, now, listen to me.

If you channel your inner Kendrick during this mission,

you will go very far, my friend, because he is a beautiful man.

# Oh, show me heaven... #

Come on!

Agent Rhodes, the best of luck.

-OK.

-Off you go!

-Come on!

-Oh, by the way.

-Yeah?

-Say hi to Kendrick for me.

-Oh...

Go in nice and quietly.

The girls are still in the living room.

And get into position in the playroom.

They've got the TV on, they're watching television.

They're chatting. I think you're all good.

Get into that playroom.

There he is. Good man.

Well done, you are in position one, ready for Challenge Number One.

What are you doing?

Trying to keep as low as possible.

Right, listen, Mark.

On the wall, you may notice a picture of two very handsome men.

-WHISPERS:

-That's us!

What is it?

It's the world-famous Sam and Mark single

-With A Little Help From My Friends.

-Indeed it is.

Now, Mark, for Challenge One,

in your survival kit, you will find a marker pen.

I want you to take the picture off the wall.

-Right.

-Take it out of the frame,

and you need to sign it for Sara and Isobel.

Try not to break all the other pictures.

Show it to the camera, let's have a look.

Oh, gosh, that's proper, that.

You look older.

So that's it, take it out of the frame.

And sign your face.

The girls are still in the living room.

They're in the living room... What are you doing, man?

Make sure you remember how it goes back together.

So sign your lovely little face.

Just writing lots of love.

-Now Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark.

-Yeah?

-Before you put it together.

-Yeah?

-I've got to sign it, ain't I?

What? Are you kidding?

Trust me, they don't just want your autograph.

-So what am I doing, then?

-So I'm going to come to the window.

-What, this one?

-And you're going to pass out the marker

and I'll sign it.

And then if you complete that, you've completed Challenge One.

This is so hard, OK, come on then.

Oh, I made a noise there.

Quick, quick, quick.

Hurry up, hurry up.

The girls are in the living room but the living room door is open.

-So best of luck. Back to your house!

-Shut up!

HE LAUGHS

-You're not helpful.

-Sorry about that, mate.

You will be.

OK.

Congratulations, Mission One is complete.

Time for Mission Two.

What I need you to do, Agent Rhodes,

is head into the kitchen.

-OK.

-Kendrick is covering the living room door.

Now is the best time for you to do it.

Be quiet, though, go, go, go into the kitchen.

Go, go, go, stay down.

Stay low. Stay low.

Almost, she just opened the door.

She's left the door open.

She's stitching you up.

Oh, stay where you are! Stay where you are!

Stay where you are! Stay where you are!

Ho!

What is she doing? Oh, my goodness...

Oh, he's back in the playroom. Quick.

Close that door quietly, quietly.

Ho-ho-ho!

Oh, my goodness, Mark. That was so close.

My heart is going...

Right, I think the coast is clear.

You're going to have to be really quiet,

but you can now head into the kitchen.

Both girls are now sat on the couch facing the telly.

Good luck, good luck. Go, go, go, go, go, go.

Keep going. That's it.

Brilliant, get yourself in the kitchen.

Good man. OK, so somewhere in one of the kitchen cupboards, is a coconut.

I need you to find that coconut.

It'll have some straws in the top of it.

Go, go, go!

Be quiet with those kitchen cupboards.

CUPBOARD BANGS

-No, no, no...

-Be quiet!

You're making a right racket.

Go warmer, warmer, warmer,

hot, hot, hot!

Excellent. Right, Agent Rhodes,

you need to put that in your survival kit.

You will need that later if you make it that far.

Whilst you're putting the coconut in your survival kit,

I need you to take out a TV remote.

BAG MAKES A NOISE

Be quiet with the bag!

Agent Rhodes, congratulations.

You've completed Mission Two.

However, Mission Three is where it gets incredibly tricky.

What I need you to do now

is make your way into the living room

-where the girls are...

-What?!

..and hide behind the sofa.

Kendrick is going into the living room to hopefully help.

Stay incredibly low, be quiet, Agent Rhodes.

Both girls are facing away from you, so if you stay low, you'll do this.

Keep going, you're nearly there, Agent Rhodes.

You're nearly there. Oh, this is really tense.

HE LAUGHS

If you think that was all getting a bit weird, let me tell you.

It only gets weirder.

Stick around, because the second part is coming up very soon,

as well as all of this.

Lunge.

Two more embarrassing parents see if they've got the Egg Factor.

How wet can you get?

The answer's very, when we play Karasoakey.

And choosing the wrong envelope could cause a headache.

It's Ball Fall Turbo.

Hey, Sam, knock, knock.

-Who's there?

-Man.

-Man who?

-Man go.

HE LAUGHS

Not really a joke, that, is it?

Here's another, here's another.

What did the banana say to the chicken?

I really don't care.

Nothing, bananas can't talk.

One more, one more.

No, not one more. These jokes are awful.

How dare you! My gags are genius.

Genius?!

There worse than James's and Hannah's dad's jokes

and that is saying something.

A bit harsh, that, they're not that bad.

Hey, James and Hannah, sit tight.

I'm coming for you!

-Hey-up.

-Hi.

-How are we doing?

-You all right?

-Yeah.

So tell us, how bad are your dad's jokes?

-Terrible.

-Really, is this true?

-Yeah.

-Really embarrassing jokes?

Have you ever laughed at one of your dad's jokes?

-No.

-Can you remember any of your dad's jokes?

-No, not really.

-Because they're that bad.

Brilliant. And does your dad do anything else to embarrass you?

He embarrasses us in public.

Oh, really? Oh, that is really embarrassing.

-And where is your dad today?

-At work.

He's at work? Oh, well, that's a shame.

It looks like he's got off lightly.

I would have liked to have met him and heard one of his terrible jokes.

But thank you for being great sports.

Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for James and Hannah!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Don't worry. James and Hannah, you're not alone.

There is someone else who scores equally as high on the eggy scale.

Isn't that right, Euan?

Yeah.

Is it true that your daddy, he likes to sing?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, he likes reggae, doesn't he?

-Yeah.

-Is he quite bad, is he good?

-He sucks.

-LAUGHTER

Don't sit on the fence, Euan. You tell me what you really feel.

And where can your dad be found today?

-With his friends, probably.

-Yeah? With his friends, probably?

-Yeah, probably.

-He's not with his friends.

-He's right here.

-Yeah, and you guys.

Your dad is not at work.

He's right here as well. In fact, they're both here.

Let's welcome the eggy dads!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Egging it up to the maximum.

Brilliant. What do you think of that, Euan?

-Pretty embarrassing, yeah?

-Yes.

LAUGHTER

Anything you want to say to your dad right now?

-Don't do any more jokes.

-LAUGHTER

Oh, can't guarantee that.

Listen, I think they've done a sterling job

of embarrassing you both so far.

But, it's time to find out

which dad will be the eggiest

as we play The Egg Factor.

Come on down, guys!

Please welcome James and Hannah's gag-dad, Clayton

and Euan's reggae-papa Steven.

Our embarrassing dads will go head-to-head

over three rounds to discover

who the ultimate embarrassing parent is.

Each round will be decided by a panel

of three independent real kids.

Hey, real kids, can you promise me that you are, in fact, real?

-Yeah.

-Good enough for me.

Good enough for me.

Right, well, let's waste no time and crack on with Round One.

Round One, Eggy Dirty daddy!

There is nothing more embarrassing than your dad covering themselves

in slop and feathers and then blowing a massive raspberry.

-Hey, we've all been there.

-So that is why in this round,

both dads will be covering themselves in slop and feathers

before blowing a massive raspberry at their kid.

Now, the most embarrassing performance will win the round.

Clayton, you ready, mate?

-I am.

-Three, two, one.

Dirty Daddy!

We just had a feather disaster!

LAUGHTER

HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

Very good.

Emotional stuff. How does that make you feel, guys?

-Embarrassed.

-Embarrassed, yeah.

-Of course, of course.

-Good.

Right, Ste, can you match that performance?

I don't know.

Well, the best of luck. Three, two, one, Dirty Daddy!

Oh!

-Get in there!

-Get in there!

Get covered, get covered!

HE BLOWS A RASPBERRY

Incredible! Incredible performance.

Truly remarkable.

Looks like a massive piece of snot.

All right, let's go over to our real kids.

I don't know who you're going to vote for,

but you need to vote for the most embarrassing performance

in three, two, one, vote!

-BOTH:

-It's Ste!

Unanimous.

Which means, Ste, you take the first round.

But it is still all to play for as we move on to Round Two

of The Egg Factor, Eggy Telly Belly.

Round Two, Eggy Telly Belly.

In this round, the dads will have to perform

a hard-hitting and gritty dramatic piece.

However, unlike most hard-hitting and dramatic pieces,

the stars of the show will be the dads' bellies with faces on them.

Sam, please reveal the Eggy Telly Bellies.

With pleasure, Mark.

LAUGHTER

Like we said, hard-hitting.

Gentlemen, your bellies must now perform a scene

where both of you find out

-that you are, in fact, long-lost brothers.

-Oh!

This is going to be beautiful.

Three, two, one, telly belly.

Oh, it's been so long.

I can't believe you're really here.

Oh, Ste, it's been 12 years.

I've missed you, my darling.

Hug me, hug me.

Mmm!

Please, do the klaxon!

BUZZER

Please!

Dearie me, dearie me.

I'm not going to lie, lads.

That was pretty terrible.

But who gets the point?

HE LAUGHS

If anybody...

OK, it's up to our real kids.

Three, two, one, vote!

It's Clayton!

Well done.

I'm still in shock.

I'm still in shock by that.

-Me, too.

-Well, it is one round all,

which means it is all still to play for as we go into

our third and final round.

Round three - special eggy skills.

In this round, our dads will be using their individual embarrassment

skills to embarrass to the max.

Clayton, you're going first.

What are you going to be doing for us?

I'm going to be ripping some jokes.

Aww!

Bad jokes, hopefully.

Yes, very.

-I can't wait, I can't wait.

-Looking forward to that.

-And, Ste, what are you going to be doing?

-I'm going to do a bit

-of singing and dancing.

-Oh!

He's loving it, he's loving it.

OK, Clayton, if you'd like to get yourself ready -

it's your last chance to embarrass.

Yes!

Wow.

Powerful.

I don't think you need to do anything else, to be honest.

HE LAUGHS

Best of luck. Take it away.

How do you make a tissue dance?

You put a little boogie in it.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Great food. Rubbish atmosphere.

How does a penguin build a house?

He igloos it together.

What do you call a man with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

Wow.

CHEERING

-Yep.

-Wow.

-That was pretty eggy.

-Pretty terrible, that.

-Yep.

Pretty terrible. OK, but Ste, can you do any better?

-This man's made for the stage. I don't know.

-Oh!

I'll give it my best shot.

Well, best of luck. It's time for you to get yourself ready, Ste.

-Oh, wow.

-Yeah.

I was not expecting this.

Nope, I wasn't expecting that either.

Best of luck. This is your final chance to embarrass.

Take it away!

# I'm gonna send him to outer space

# To find another race

# I'm gonna send him to outer space

# To find another race

# I'm gonna send him to outer space... #

DANCE BEAT PLAYS

# To find another race... #

Huzzah!

# I'll take your brain to another dimension... #

CHEERING

Amazing.

-Amazing, but...

-Very good.

..let's cross over to the real kids for the final time to judge this

-fiercely-fought battle.

-Mm-hm.

Who gets the point for being the most embarrassing dad?

Real kids, three, two, one, vote.

-It's Ste.

-Ste!

Wow.

Which means, Ste, you have won the Egg Factor and you get to take

home the exclusive golden Egg Factor egg cup.

He's done you proud, man, he's done you proud.

-A little high-five?

-No.

He left him hanging, he left him hanging.

That's about right, isn't it?

Also, that means that we are going to be seeing yourself, Ste,

-and Euan later on in Ball Fall Turbo.

-Ohhh!

Anything you want to say to your dad right now?

Seriously?

LAUGHTER

And because you've been such great sports,

James, Hannah, and Euan,

you'll take home a Bluetooth speaker each.

-Aww.

-That's all right, isn't it?

Give it up for both of our Egg Factor dads.

Well done, guys. Wonderful. Good effort.

CHEERING

Agents Nixon and Rhodes are in Wrexham to wind up unsuspecting

sisters Sara and Isobel.

So far, the agents have autographed a rare copy of their hit single, and

Agent Rhodes has located a mystery coconut in the kitchen.

Armed with a TV remote,

Agent Rhodes has snuck into the living room without being rumbled

and is ready to face his next challenge.

The mission continues.

Well done. You are in position number three

for challenge number three.

And here it is - the remote you have will switch off that TV.

Switch off the TV and wait for a second and see what the girls do.

TV AUDIO PLAYS

Yes, silence.

-Sara.

-I didn't do anything!

-TV AUDIO PLAYS

-Oh, what's this?

Copycats.

Is that me? It's copycats.

They're watching copycats. Oh, that's nice.

Has he turned it off again?

Agent Rhodes, congratulations.

You have almost finished challenge three,

but you need to get out of that living room.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Stay low, get into the kitchen, and challenge three will be complete,

and I'll be very impressed.

The girls are on their phones, they're none the wiser.

Keep going, keep going. Stay quiet, stay quiet.

Stay quiet. Oh, my... Keep going, go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go, go!

He got out! Oh, my goodness!

Agent Rhodes, hide behind that wall. That was incredible.

OK, Agent Rhodes, challenge four -

leave the kitchen through the back door,

go around to the side of the house, where you will see a little marquee.

And I want to go inside that marquee.

Here he comes, here he comes.

Here he comes.

Hi, hi.

Tell Kendrick he looks beautiful.

Oh, Sam says you look beautiful.

-Thank you.

-Yeah...

Right, Agent Rhodes, what you need to do...

I'm getting a bad feeling about this.

You're about to have a lovely little relax.

You've done really well so far.

Oh, my... No, please, no, no, no.

You want me to get in there?

Lovely, honestly. It's lovely.

Let's do it.

Once you get into the hot tub with your coconut drink,

I want you to open that coconut drink and drink it.

You can then leave the hot tub and make your way back into the van.

If you do that, your mission will be complete.

HE SHUDDERS

Oh, that's lovely.

He's enjoying that.

HE SIGHS

Oh, this is wonderful.

Once you've drank the full drink, you can get out of there.

Oh!

Oh, she's looking through the window.

Oh, this has been wonderful.

I don't know where dad is.

He might lose this at the last minute.

She's going outside. Mark, you better go, you better go!

The last hurdle.

Oh, my goodness...

-You OK?

-Oh, Dad!

-I know.

Where's Mark?

They must think, "What are you doing, Dad?"

Oh, my...

-Look at this.

-What?

As soon as you left, the girls came in.

No way!

-Agent Rhodes...

-Oh, no,

I've left my helmet.

Yay.

-My helmet!

-Your helmet!

-Oh!

Well, we can confirm that Mark actually did, at that point,

go back into the house to collect his helmet

and the girls still didn't see him.

Isn't that right, Sara and Isobel?

-Yeah.

-Yes.

-Yeah.

Did nothing make you think something weird was going on?

-No, not to me.

-Not really.

What about when the telly got switched off?

I just thought it was Sara.

-They just blamed me.

-Really?

And as you watched it back there, there were so many close calls.

Like, literally when you guys stood up in the living room,

Mark just got out of there. It was incredible.

-Yeah.

-You were very good.

-Thank you.

-Very good.

-Thank you very much.

But not quite as good as Kendrick.

-How are you, Kendrick?

-I'm good, thank you.

-Lovely to see you.

-Nice to see you, Kendrick.

-Nice to see you, too.

It's getting a bit weird now.

Give it up for Sara, Isobel, and the very delightful Kendrick.

Yay!

Welcome to the game where we mash up singing and soaking to make

a new art form called karasoaking.

-Shall we meet our teams?

-I think we should.

-Let's do it.

-Tobin, who's on your team?

I have my mum Leela,

I have my little sister Aerlie,

my gran Lindy,

and my aunt Marlie, as well as my friend Jaydon.

Lovely. And who are your nominated singers?

-My mum and my gran.

-And why have you chosen your mum and your gran?

They're both pretty good singers and I want to see if they get wet.

-Fair enough.

-Excellent. Brilliant.

They definitely will get wet.

Oh, yeah, they're going to get wet, mate. And Jack,

who's on your team, buddy?

My dad Mark, my mum Tracey,

my friend Blaise,

and my friend Isabelle and my friend Kayleigh.

Brilliant. Nice one, mate.

And who's going to be performing for you today?

My dad and my mum.

Why have you nominated your mum and dad?

They're good singers, are they?

-No.

-This should be fun.

Oh, yes. OK, the rules are very simple -

two members of each team will attempt to sing while the other team

simply soaks them right through.

Whoever gets the most lyrics out clearly is the winner.

Over to you, Leela and Lindy.

If you'd like to step up onto the karasoakey stage.

-Off you go, guys.

-Even if you don't want to.

All right, soakers, if you'd like to take your places as well.

Leela and Lindy,

your choice of songs are Van Morrison's Brown Eyed Girl.

Good song.

Or Little Mix - Black Magic.

-Good song.

-Brown Eyed Girl.

Yeah, it's a classic.

Beautiful. There are 100 words in this section of the song.

And you guys need to sing as many as you can clearly.

Singers, are you ready?

Look at these lot! These are ready.

Soakers, I think you're ready, aren't you?

Wowsers. All right.

Let Karasoakey commence.

Right, good effort, that.

But, Leela and Lindy, we can now reveal that you sang...

..65 words correctly.

Not bad. Solid effort.

-Well, what did you think about that?

-Good.

Yeah, it's really good. Very good, that.

Excellent, OK, Mark and Tracey, you are up next.

It is your turn to hit some high notes.

Over you come, and same with the soakers as well.

If you'd like to swap over.

Mark and Tracey,

your choice of songs are Clean Bandit's Rather Be

or Rick Astley's...

# Never Going To Give You Up. #

-Which one do you fancy?

-It's got to be Rick.

It's going to be Rick, yeah.

-Yes!

-Got to be Rick.

-That's the right answer.

OK. You need to sing

more than 65 words to win.

All right?

Let Karasoakey commence.

-Well done, guys.

-Tracey, you got well blasted in there.

# Never going to wahhh... #

Mark and Tracey,

you needed to beat 65 words.

I can reveal...

..that you sang...

-..74 words.

-Oh!

Which means Jack's team are the winners.

Winners!

So I'm sorry to Tobin's team, but don't worry.

You're not going to go home empty-handed.

We're going to give you all a big Friday Wind-up goodie bag.

-Is that all right? Lovely stuff.

-Very good.

And Jack's team, you've only gone and won...

..a karaoke machine.

Yay!

That's good.

-Yeah, so I can actually squirt them at home.

-Yes, exactly.

-Exactly.

Oh, dear. Oh, dear. It's not looking good, is it?

-Well, you have all been fantastic sports.

-Nice job.

Let's hear it for our karasoakey contestants.

Well done, guys.

Hi. I'm Pixie Lott.

And being a coach on The Voice Kids,

I know exactly what to look for when it comes to talent.

So if I was the boss for big Friday Wind-up,

I'd be looking for two other presenters.

Today's selfie stick celebs are top boy band RoadTrip.

So, RoadTrip, it is lovely to have you here on the show.

What did you think of your super fan Chloe?

Oh, she was amazing.

She was a great sport and she was a great driver.

A lot better than him.

Yeah, you were pretty bad, mate.

It's good, though. It was good.

But right now we are going to be giving Andy and Brooklyn

our big Wind-up selfie stick.

Now, you must both get ridiculous selfies with as many members of our

studio audience as you can in two minutes.

However, once a selfie has been snapped with a lucky member of the

audience, they can ask you whatever question they want.

Absolutely nothing is off limits.

Yeah, and you lads obviously will get involved on that bit.

There's your button there, at the bottom.

-There it is.

-Test it's working.

-We should take one anyway.

All right, first selfie is -

snap a selfie with a kid pretending to drive a car.

Go, go, go!

This kid here.

Drive the car, drive the car, drive the car, drive the car.

Excellent. Hold on, what's your question?

What's your favourite subject in school?

-Good question!

-Maths!

PE!

-Music!

-There we go.

All right, next one - snap a selfie with a dancing mum.

Let's go this way. This way.

Go, go, go, go! Whoo!

This one here.

Who has the smelliest trumps?

Who has the smelliest trumps?

-ALL:

-Brooklyn!

-That's a good question.

-Stitched you up good and proper.

Take a selfie with a kid making a heart shape with their hands.

Oh, heart shape with their hands.

-There, there.

-Go for it.

Come on, guys!

This is good, this is good, you're doing very well.

Faster! Go, go, go!

-Yeah!

-Whoooo!

Go, go, go, go!

Whoa!

Keep going!

Go, go!

-Very good.

-What's your question, what's your question?

What's your favourite colour?

-Blue!

-Green!

-Yellow!

-Pink!

-All the colours!

-All the colours!

-The rainbow!

OK, take a selfie with somebody's sock.

Somebody's sock.

-Ah, smelly.

-Somebody's sock.

That was smart.

You can't ask yourself a question.

All right, snap a selfie with one of you wearing a dad's glasses.

Oh, good. Who's got glasses?

Dad's glasses!

-Yes!

-Yay!

Smile as well.

Get in there, get in there!

BUZZER

-Oh! Time up.

-Time is out!

-Well done, lads.

-Thank you.

-Come on down.

Come down, lads, well done.

Excellent.

My voice is gone.

Fantastic. OK, let's have a look at all your selfies, shall we?

-Very good, that.

-You've got some crackers there, guys.

-Strong.

That one is taking a selfie

-with you, wearing a dad's glasses.

-Yeah.

-Good, good.

-Take a selfie with somebody's sock.

Fair enough. You kind of cheated, but I like that.

It looks like you've got sock face.

Or like father Christmas.

HE LAUGHS

All right, take a selfie with a kid making a heart-shape.

And that... Yeah, there she is, doing the heart-shape.

You've got loads of people!

The next one is snap a selfie with a dancing mum.

-Oh, there she is.

-Yay!

-He got himself in there.

-Hey, there!

-He got himself in there.

-LAUGHTER

You smoothie, you!

-Lovely stuff.

-Next one -

snap a selfie with a kid pretending to drive a car.

Yeah, that was that one.

-So, lads, some fantastic selfies there.

-Very good.

However, you've got the very difficult task of picking one selfie

subject to win the highly sought after Wind-up mug.

Who are you going to go for?

I think we should pick the love hearts because

loads of people got involved...

We haven't got enough mugs for that!

It was this girl here.

-She was an awesome...

-OK.

You've won a mug.

-Yay!

-Congratulations!

And a massive round of applause for the fantastic Road Trip!

Congrats. We'll see you at the end of the show.

Nice one.

General knowledge, chance, and thousands of multicoloured balls.

This is Ball Fall Turbo.

Let's welcome back our teams.

Firstly, we have Chloe's team.

And we have Euan's team.

Hello, Ben.

-LAUGHTER

-Hello, mate.

Right, here is how it works.

Our teams are below a tank of balls,

which is waiting to fall on them.

The first team to be completely covered in balls is out of the game.

Now, guys, you will take it in turns to choose one of the 25 envelopes

held by our lovely studio audience.

Now, each envelope contains either

a question, a timed ball fall,

or, worst of all, the dreaded ball fall turbo.

-Get one of those, and you will be out of the game straightaway.

-Oh!

But the winning team will take home our star prize -

a games console!

Oooh!

Very nice.

Let's play Ball Fall Turbo.

Right, we're starting with Steven.

Right, Steven, you need to pick a number between 1 and 25, please.

-24.

-Number 24, right there.

If you'd like to stand up.

It's a ten-second ball fall, Steven.

-Thank you.

-You're welcome.

Here we go, all right. Go.

Come on,

stay in the game.

Yay!

-Lovely stuff.

-Lovely.

Still in the game, Steven, still in the game.

All right, we're over to you.

Euan, what are you going for, buddy?

-Five.

-Number five, please.

What have we got? Stand up, so we can see.

-Aw!

-Oh, it's a ball fall turbo.

-Dude, I'm so sorry.

-Oh!

OK, drop the balls on number five, please.

Bye!

Aw!

You all right in there, buddy? I can see you.

Are you all right? He's all right. He's all right.

-Oh!

-Are you all right?

Yeah. Having a great time.

Unlucky there, unlucky.

Right, we move to Ellie.

Please choose a number between 1 and 25.

-17.

-Number 17, if you'd like to stand up, please.

Come on, what is it? What is it?

-Ten-second ball fall.

-Oh!

The best of luck. Number two, drop the balls.

-Yay!

-Yay!

Ste, what are you going for, buddy?

-Six.

-Number six, please.

It's a ten-second ball fall.

Sit up straight. There we go.

Best of luck. Three, two, one, drop the balls.

He's still in the game.

He's still in the game. You're all right in there, Euan.

He's playing around in there.

He's gotten a big taller, hasn't he?

Right, Dione, over to you.

Choose a number between 1 and 25, please.

Number 16, please.

Number 16.

It's a question!

Oh, no...

-She's not happy about it, Mark.

-Not happy at all.

OK, so, Dion, you need to answer this question as quickly as possible

to stop those balls falling on you.

Best of luck.

Name the three primary colours, go!

Blue, red, yellow.

-Stop the balls!

-Wow!

Well done, Dione, well done.

-Brilliant.

-Yes!

-OK.

-All right.

-Mr Ben Shires...

-Come on.

..what have we got left?

OK, this one is for Euan.

He did not deserve that.

I'm going for seven.

-Number seven.

-Come on.

-It's a question.

-Oh!

All right, the best of luck.

How many letters are there

in the word enormous? Go!

-Eight!

-Correct, stop the balls!

Well done, Ben,

-well done.

-Come on!

Well done, Ben. Right, Chloe, team captain.

Choose a number between 1 and 25, please.

-22.

-Number 22.

Ten-second ball fall.

Ten-second ball fall, number four, drop the balls.

-Very good.

-Still in the game.

-Very good.

Doing well, team, doing well.

Over here, we've got Joy. How are you doing, Joy?

-I'm OK.

-OK, brilliant.

Well, the best of luck, Joy.

-Pick a number.

-I'll have 15.

15, please.

It's a 15-second ball fall, Joy.

-Not much joy there.

-The best of luck.

In three, two, one, drop the balls.

She's still in there. Well done, Joy!

She's still in there.

-Still in the game.

-Lovely.

So we move back to Steven.

-Pick a number, mate.

-Number eight.

Number eight.

-It's a question, Steven.

-Oh!

So, you really need to answer this as quickly as possible.

The best of luck.

Name three months that don't include the letter...

..R. Go!

October, November, December, January, February, March, April...

Oh!

I see what you were doing there. You were going through all the months,

-but the actual answers were May, June, July, and August.

-Ah.

So, Steven is out of the game.

All right, so we come back to Ste.

What are you going for, mate?

-23, please.

-Number 23.

-It is a question.

-Ah.

-Ooh!

What is 91 minus 72?

Go!

13, 14, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5...

14, 15, 16, 18, 19, 21...

Stop, stop, stop.

He did say 19, well done,

which is the right answer.

As well as every other number in the world.

Right, OK we're back over to Ellie.

Pick a number between 1 and 25.

We've only had one ball fall turbo, and there's quite a few out there.

So this is getting tricky now.

-Number two.

-Number two.

I'm sorry, Ellie, which means you are out of the game.

Number two, drop the balls.

SHE SCREAMS

-Goodbye!

-Goodbye, Ellie.

-Bye!

Aw.

Are you all right in there, Ellie?

-Hello!

-Yeah!

LAUGHTER

Back to you, Ben.

What are you going for, mate?

OK, I'm going to go for the loud and proud number 20 there.

He's holding it up very high.

-The 20, OK.

-Uh-oh. Oh, no.

-What have we got?

-I see something bad there.

-15 seconds!

-Oh! 15 seconds.

-OK, OK.

-This is going to be very, very close.

-I'm going high, Mark.

-Come on.

-I'm going high.

-Do it.

The best of luck, Ben.

Three, two, one, drop the balls.

HE SCREAMS

Oh, no!

Bye, Ben.

You all right in there, buddy?

-I'm having a ball.

-Oh!

How long you been thinking of that one?

-HE LAUGHS

-All day, mate.

Right, Dione, back to you, lovely.

Pick a number between 1 and 25.

-Number 12, please.

-Number 12.

It's another question.

Another question.

HE LAUGHS

OK, here we go.

In which year

did Little Mix win the X Factor, go!

-2007.

-No.

-2006.

14?

-12?

-No.

-2011?

Yes, stop the balls.

-Well done.

-2011. Well done, Dione.

-Well done.

-Lovely.

Joy, I'm not going to lie -

you probably need a bit of a miracle here.

So, pick a number.

-Number ten.

-Number ten, what we got?

-Oh, no!

-Oh, it's a ten-second ball fall.

I don't think it matters how good you sit up.

The best of luck.

Three, two, one, drop the balls.

Are you all right in there, Joy?

Just about.

That's good enough for me. Thank you.

And just double checking - are you guys all right in this team,

-you all right in there?

-Yeah.

Yeah? Cool, lovely stuff.

Right, Chloe, we're back to you.

What number are you going for? This is tricky now.

-18.

-Number 18.

Come on.

Oh, it's a ball fall turbo!

Which means you're out of the game. Tank number four, drop the balls.

Bye, Chloe.

Out of the game.

Are you all right in there, Chloe?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

Right, how tense is this?

This is very tense.

-Ste.

-Oh, please, do good.

You need a question here, mate.

-I do.

-What are you going for?

-13, please.

-Number 13.

It's a ball fall turbo!

Aw!

Drop the balls on number six.

See you later.

Goodbye.

Ah!

All right in there, mate?

He's all right.

Which means we've found our winning team, and its Chloe's team.

Well done, Chloe's team, you are the winners.

Euan's team, don't you worry

because you are going home with a goodie bag.

Chloe's team, congratulations.

You are today's winner, which means you'll go home with a star prize -

-a games console.

-Hey!

Can we have a massive round of applause for both our teams?

Well done, guys.

That is all this week from us.

But to play it safe, please give it up for RoadTrip

with the ridiculously catchy No No No.

# You said wait outside your place while you was washing your hair

# I didn't wanna come inside You seemed a little bit scared

# Cos I got a reputation

# And your mum and dad They think I'm bad

# It's in their imagination

# Cos deep down I know I'm a good lad

# Cos you got a boyfriend

# And I got a girlfriend That's no lie