Misunderstood Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

What does this man hope we don't know about him?

Why would these two rather be somewhere else?

And why does this lady blink

every time she thinks about something naughty?

I really want to pick my nose.

And then eat it.

Welcome to the show where no-one is safe.

It's Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind Up!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

It's true - they're here! It's Sam and Mark!

MUSIC: Chelsea Dagger by The Fratellis

-Hey! BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Whoo! Do not go anywhere, because today's show is an absolute belter.

In just a moment, a mum and dad will compete

to be crowned the most embarrassing parent,

in a fierce competition that we like to call The Egg Factor.

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

Misunderstood will be performing right here in the studio,

and find out what happened when we took on two celebs

in a brand-new Big Friday Face Off.

That's hot. Ooh, very warm.

Oh, silence! Silence!

-They didn't make any noise.

-What?

Come on, come on!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

-And as well as all of that,

we'll be playing the wettest game of karaoke on your telly -

-it can only be Karasoake.

-Yeah!

Hey, now, though, we have some very important business to attend to.

We are now looking for a grown woman - a mother, in fact.

A mother who sings loudly, bites her nails, and - get this -

trumps in front of her kids' mates.

Actually, sounds like she shouldn't be too hard to spot,

especially as a few mums in our audience

are starting to look a little bit nervous right now.

All right, so let me narrow it down. Where are the kids of this lady?

That's right, Nathan and Jasmine,

you sit tight because I'm coming for you.

-Hi, Nathan and Jasmine.

-Hi.

-How you doing? You all right?

-Yes.

-Excellent. You all right, Jasmine?

-Yeah.

Lovely stuff. So your mum sounds tremendously embarrassing.

How long has she been doing the things she's been doing for?

-All our life.

-SAM LAUGHS

-Is it true she sings really loudly? Does she bite her nails?

-Yes.

-And does she trump in front of your friends?

-Yes.

-Oh, how disgusting!

-Where is your mum today?

-She's at a spa.

She's at a spa? She's treating herself, is she?

She doesn't deserve a treat after being so embarrassing.

To be fair, though, sounds like it's a good job she's at a spa,

because she's far too eggy.

We don't want her in this studio audience, do we?

We don't want her here. But, guys, thank you for being

such great sports, sorry to put you on the spot there.

A massive round of applause for David and Jasmine, everyone!

Thanks, Nathan, Jasmine, but don't you worry, you two -

you're not the only ones who are occasionally embarrassed

by their parent, because we hear your dad has a real talent

for doing the worm - isn't that right, Ruby?

-Is that right?

-Yeah.

-Yeah. Good at the worm?

-No.

-No? No.

What does it look like when he does the worm?

He keeps his body straight and just moves his arm in a wave.

That's not the worm, is it?!

-No.

-Where exactly is your dad today, then?

-I think he's shopping.

-Oh, he's shopping, is he?

Well, actually, I'm afraid he's not shopping today.

Yeah, Nathan and Jasmine, your mum's not at a spa today.

In fact they're both right here, in the Wind Up studio.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's bring on the eggy parents!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Come on down! Come on down!

-LAUGHS

Oh, brilliant.

-Brilliant. Ruby, what do you think of that?

-No.

-No.

Doesn't like it? No, no, she's not having it.

Guys, anything you want to say to your mum at this moment in time?

-I hate you.

-Oh!

I'm sure that's not true.

Two very embarrassing parents,

both highly skilled in the ancient art of being well eggy.

Let's play The Egg Factor.

Come on down, guys. APPLAUSE

Please welcome Jasmine and Nathan's trumping momma Amanda

and Ruby's wriggly worm daddy Lenny.

Our embarrassing mum and dad will go head to head over three rounds

to discover who the ultimate embarrassing parent is.

Amanda, how are you feeling?

-Fine.

-You haven't done anything, yet - that's why.

-Lenny, are you in the zone?

-I'm there.

-He's there.

Let's do it. OK, let's play round one of The Egg Factor - Word Up.

-AS X FACTOR ANNOUNCER:

-Round one, Word Up.

In this round both parents must try

to use a cool teen slang word in a sentence.

The most embarrassing use of the slang will be awarded a point

by an independent panel of three real kids.

Yeah, now, they will vote for the most embarrassing parents,

showing either a blue paddle for Amanda or a yellow paddle for Lenny.

Real kids. Are you keeping it real?

-Yes.

-Oh, yeah.

Makes total sense, guys. Nice work.

Parents, are you ready?

-BOTH:

-Ready.

-You look ready, you've got your pads, beautiful stuff.

Here comes the word and it is hundo-P.

H-U-N-D-O P.

That's hundo-P.

TICKING

-Never heard of it in my life!

-No!

TICKING STOPS

OK, time is up.

Amanda you're going first - what's your sentence, please?

Do you want to hundo-P with me, on the dance floor?

LAUGHTER I quite like that.

Lenny, have you got anything better?

-I need a hundo-P.

-LAUGHTER

-That's good.

-Cracking delivery.

Cracking delivery.

But real kids, what is the true meaning of hundo-P?

"Hundo-P means you're 100% sure about something

"and is an abbreviation of 100%.

"For example, I'm a hundo-P having chips for tea."

That is hundo-P correct.

But who gets the point for the most embarrassing answer? Real kids,

time to vote - three, two, one.

Oh. Amanda smashed it. APPLAUSE

OK. Which means that Amanda takes the first round.

-Well done.

-Very good, but it's all still to play for.

We shall move on to round two of The Egg Factor

and it's called Eggy Dance Off.

Round two - Eggy Dance Off.

In this round the parents will have 30 seconds

to dance their best mum or dad dance.

-I'm looking forward to this. Amanda, are you ready?

-I'm ready.

Excellent stuff. In that case, three, two, one... Dance.

FUNK MUSIC

-Oh, yes.

-Yeah, woo!

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG

-Oh, a bit of robot.

-Yes.

-Here comes the running man.

-KLAXON Take it away.

-Away you go.

DANCE MUSIC

-Oh dear.

-MARK LAUGHS

-KLAXON

-Both together!

SAM LAUGHS

KLAXON

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Time's up. Stop dancing, guys.

-Ruby's face!

-Ruby's face literally all the way through that...

LAUGHTER Oh brilliant.

Right, let's throw over to our real kids

to decide whose dancing was the eggiest.

Three, two, one... Vote.

-Unanimous.

-APPLAUSE

That means, Amanda, you have won it.

You are actually the eggiest parent, but - but -

we are going to play round three, so, Lenny,

you're playing for dignity now, all right?

-LAUGHTER

-All right, then, yeah.

It's time for round three and it's called Special Eggy Skills.

Round three, Special Eggy Skills.

In a third and final round, our eggy parents will be using their

individual embarrassment skills to embarrass to the max.

Amanda, you are going to be going first.

Tell us - what are you going to be doing?

I'm going to be trumping to music.

LAUGHTER Wow. Lenny, what will you be doing?

I'll be doing the world's worst worm.

-The world's worst worm.

-Fantastic.

-Interesting.

-Fantastic.

OK, Amanda, this is your last chance to embarrass. Get yourself ready.

-Here we go.

-DRUMROLL

Wow!

Take it away with your musical trumps.

MUSIC: The Blue Danube by Johann Strauss II

RHYTHMIC TRUMPS

LAUGHTER

Yeah...

TRUMPING CONTINUES

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Oh, deary me.

-That was superb.

-It's getting a bit stinky in the studio.

-Stinks in here.

-Whoa.

-But now, as we said, Lenny,

you can't win but just give it your all.

Embarrass Ruby as much as you can.

Giving us the best worm ever, so he says, get yourself ready, ba...

Baby?! Get yourself ready, baby! LAUGHTER

Oh, dear! OK, the best of luck.

Take it away, Lenny.

-Guys, can I get some help, please?

-CLAPPING

-HE CHANTS:

-Worm, worm, worm!

THEY CHANT: Worm, worm, worm!

-LAUGHTER

-Oh, deary me!

THEY CHANT: Worm, worm, worm! Worm, worm, worm!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ruby just... She's like... FLATLY: Worm, worm, worm...

Hey, incredible skills there.

-Oh, don't patronise him!

-Sorry, sorry.

All right, let's go over to the real kids

one last time to see who takes the round. Three, two, one... Vote.

Amanda still has it. She still has it.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE It was still Amanda.

Lenny, you did a fantastic job, but, Amanda,

you win the exclusive Egg Factor golden eggcup.

Have we got it? We've got it, we've got it for you somewhere over here.

Where is that eggcup? Thank you very much, mate.

Here you go.

Hold it up with pride. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Totally worth it!

And that's not all.

We will be seeing you a little bit later on at the end of the show,

when we play Ball Fall Turbo.

-Nice work!

-Lovely.

And because you've both been great sports, Nathan, Jasmine and Ruby,

you will take home a Bluetooth speaker.

-Yes! What do you think of that?

-APPLAUSE

What do you think of your eggy parents now, guys?

Oh, yeah. What do you think, Ruby?

-Did he do a good job?

-It's unacceptable.

-It's unacceptable.

-It's unacceptable, she says.

I think you're right.

Yeah, give it up one more time for both of our Egg Factor parents.

APPLAUSE Wonderful.

Hi, I'm Shelby Bain from The Next Step

and Sam and Mark are my favourite TV presenters in the UK.

I mean, they're the only ones I know, but that still counts, right?

Now, many years ago, when I were a small lad

whizzing round t'streets of Barnsley in me clogs,

I were always told to be upfront, honest and truthful.

However, it's 20 years later and we're not in Barnsley any more.

So, we're playing When You're Right, You're Wrong.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We want as many wrong answers as we can get,

working our way down this long line of eager wrong 'uns.

We will ask each contestant up to three yes or no questions.

You get three wrong answers in a row

and they'll win something literally priceless.

Look at that.

It's priceless. It has no price because it's worth nothing.

Absolutely nothing whatsoever!

However, hesitate or give a correct answer

just once and they must leave the game immediately.

Then the next contestant will step up

and try to be as wrong as possible.

So, let's get two minutes on the clock, please.

First player, you can step up here.

-Best of luck. Are you ready?

-Yes.

-Two minutes start now.

Is the oldest man in the world aged 11?

-No.

-HORN HONKS

-Get off, get off!

-Get off!

Next one, next one!

Is Hull the capital of Greece?

-No.

-Get off, get off!

-Get off! HORN HONKS

You're rubbish!

If you feed a cow bananas, do you get banana milkshake?

-Yes.

-Are there four seasons in a year?

-No.

-Do chimpanzees exist?

-No.

-Yeah, get yourself a mug. Get yourself a mug.

-Go on, lad!

-Is strawberry jam made mostly from turnips?

-Yes.

-Are dinosaurs extinct?

-No.

-Is Planet Earth the same shape as a flatscreen TV?

-Yes.

-Well done.

-Excellent. Get yourself a mug.

-There you go.

-Is the sun hot?

-Yes.

-Oh! Off you go. Oh, I'm sorry.

Off you go. Are there are seven days in a week?

-No.

-Oh, you're right, you're right!

-You're right, sorry, sorry!

-You're rubbish, you're rubbish.

Is an avocado a type of flightless bird?

-Yes.

-Do hamsters have fantastic...

Could... Do... Argh!

Do hamsters make fantastic airline pilots?

-Yes.

-Excellent, get yourself a mug.

-Well done. Sorry!

APPLAUSE Is grass green?

-Yes.

-No, no! HORN HONKS

Can penguins fly?

-No.

-Get off!

-Get off!

-HORN HONKS

Here we go. Has a team of barn owls

ever won the FA Cup final?

-Yes.

-Is a baby pig called a piglet?

-HORN HONKS

-Too slow! Get off!

Is Taylor Swift secretly an 83-year-old woman

pretending to be a pop star?

-Yeah.

-Is a walnut a type of nut?

-No.

-Does one and one equal two?

-No.

-Excellent.

-Yes!

-There you go,

-off you go.

-Get yourself a mug.

Am I definitely a squid?

-Yes.

-Is half of 150 75?

-Yes.

-Oh, get off!

-HORN HONKS

-BOTH:

-Get off, get off! Quick, quick, quick!

Is the Eiffel Tower currently

the tallest building in the world?

-No.

-HORN HONKS

Get off, get off, get off!

-Oh, me horn!

-You broke it, you broke it!

-Wait!

-Just make a noise!

-OK...

KLAXON

-Oh...

-Time's up anyway.

-All right. All right...

APPLAUSE

That was a whole lot of wrong there.

-It really was.

-Well done to all of our mug winners.

You are all so very wonderfully wrong. And thank you to you guys.

Sorry you didn't get to have a go. APPLAUSE

-Cheers for waiting.

-Unlucky.

Somewhere on the streets of the UK,

TV's dynamic duo Sam and Mark are about to go head-to-head

with a pair of super celebs on a mystery mission.

All right, let's go, let's go!

Enlisting the help of the local community,

they must do all they can to complete their heroic challenge.

But only one will be victorious.

This is Sam and Mark's Big Friday Face-Off.

-We are Sam and Mark and today we are in... BOTH:

-Surrey, England.

But which celebrity duo will we be going head-to-head against

-in a face-off challenge?

-We just don't know.

Doesn't matter who it is, though, we're going to win.

Oh, I like the attitude. Mystery guests, reveal yoursens!

It's Ben Shires and Iain Stirling.

-THEY CHEER Hello!

-You all right, mates?

So, listen, neither of us have any idea what today's challenge is.

-No, no clue.

-Well, the answer is in these envelopes.

-Thank you.

-Exciting.

-"Greetings, Sam, Mark, Iain and Ben.

"And welcome to the roller-coaster challenge."

-THEY GROAN

-Who saw that coming?

Our teams have just one hour to find ten people who can ride

this massive roller-coaster in complete silence.

-That's not going to be a problem, is it?

-No, it'll be fine.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Penalty points will be awarded for any noises made

during the ride and our duos will be given a measuring stick

to ensure riders are the appropriate height.

"Four foot seven" - we're struggling -

"and no taller than six foot five."

-BOTH:

-We're struggling.

-We're struggling!

Two penalty points will be awarded for any no shows and a massive

five points will be added if any of our team captains

fail to take part for any reason.

How many roller-coasters have you been on in your life?

One? That was the last one I've ever been on.

-I hold the bags!

-Where were those teacups, Sam?

LAUGHTER Oh, don't get me started on them.

They go round. I don't like that.

I don't like them, Ben, I don't. Honestly.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Our dynamic duos have only one hour to find ten riders

for the roller-coaster. So, let the challenge commence.

-All right, then, let's do this. Come on.

-I'm not going on it.

-Come on, we've got to...

-I don't do roller-coasters!

-Let's go, let's go, let's go.

-Let's go!

-SCREAMING No!

-What's wrong with that?

We've picked the worst route. There's no-one here.

-There's no-one here.

-No-one here!

-ANNOUNCER:

-At least Ben and Iain are prepared to take part.

-Are you going to...?

-Does it mean that much to you?

-It really does.

-I knew it. You're going to go on it, aren't you?

-No.

-OK.

-Lads, lads, lads.

-Lads.

-Can we speak to you?

You don't want me on that ride anyway.

Well, that's a lot of penalty points we're going to get.

-Oh, that's well within our margin.

-That's...

Ralph, do you want to come on a roller-coaster with us?

-Not really.

-Why are you at a theme park, Ralph?! Why are you here?

We need to get ten people who are going to go on Swarm with us,

but they've got to be as quiet as possible to win.

-Right.

-You up for it?

-Yeah.

-Are you up for it?

-Yeah.

-Awesome.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Sam and Mark are up and running,

with their first two seats filled.

Do you want to go on the Swarm roller-coaster...

-Yeah, yeah!

-Yes!

-There's just one rule...

-Yes?

-You can't make a noise.

-That's fine.

-That's OK.

-Yeah, that's OK.

We need to put this to the test

cos you're quite loud normally, and that's a good thing.

-Yeah, really loud.

-But we need you to be as quiet as possible.

-That's OK, that's fine.

-OK.

-All right? Starting from now.

-This is great TV, by the way.

-Sh.

Right, follow those people. You drive, I'll talk.

-OK.

-Are you up for going on Swarm later?

-PING

-She's in, she's in!

-Yeah!

-You passed!

-THEY CHEER

Guys, are you free this afternoon?

-No, we've got school.

-What?

Are you up for going on Swarm later?

-Yeah.

-Yeah? Do you reckon you could go on it and not scream at all?

-Easy!

-Yeah? Yes! Yes!

-ANNOUNCER:

-Two more. Sam and Mark's search is picking up steam -

and could there be a breakthrough for Ben and Iain?

Ben, Ben, give them the big sale.

OK, we need three willing volunteers to join us on a roller-coaster, OK?

-OK.

-You can't scream while on the roller-coaster.

-That's the only rule.

-The only rule.

Right. We'll try, we'll give it a go.

-Yeah?

-Welcome to the team!

-Let's go, come on.

-ANNOUNCER:

-That's three for Iain and Ben,

while Mark is taking his search to new heights.

-You up for it?

-I can give it a go.

-Fantastic. Well done, Ian.

-All right. Oh, this is high.

-Have we got...?

We've got one, we've got one.

-What's your name, darling?

-Try her.

-Laura, nice to meet you, Laura. OK.

-Oh, it's very high.

-You, there!

-Guys!

-Don't run away.

-Stop!

-ANNOUNCER:

-Jackpot. Iain and Ben have found themselves

a family of five.

Oh, wow! That is really fast!

SAM LAUGHS

OK, I think we've got two more people.

-Yeah, are they up for it?

-Well, Ian doesn't look like he is, but he is.

-ANNOUNCER:

-That's two more for Sam and Mark

and an incredible five more for Iain and Ben.

But they better not start celebrating yet.

You guys fancy going on a ride with Mark later?

-We've already been asked.

-Oh, have you?

-And what did you say?

-Yeah.

-You've said yes?

-Yeah.

-How do you fancy swapping teams?

-Controversial.

-I can't believe you've just gone there, man.

-You know what I'm saying?

-Mum?

Oh, all of a sudden we're joined by the whole family.

-Oh, game changer.

-This is exciting.

-Are you a big Iain fan?

-Top fan.

OK, well, you could potentially stay on their team

and we'll just steal these ladies.

-ANNOUNCER:

-That's two girls abandoning Iain and Ben.

-Mum and Dad, are they free this afternoon?

-I won't go on it.

-You don't have to do anything.

-Sounds fine.

-OK.

But they bounce back to complete their team with these guys,

while it's a photo finish for Sam and Mark.

-That's really cute.

-So, ladies, 2:30, yes?

-2:30.

-Thank you so much.

-See you later.

-Very much appreciate it.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Team complete. But will all of our thrill seekers

turn up as promised? And can the fearsome roller-coaster

be ridden without anyone making a sound?

Find out when Face-Off returns.

APPLAUSE

You seriously do not want to miss Ben Shires on a roller-coaster.

Stay right where you are because the second part is coming up real soon.

As well as all of this...

Blindfolded football - not easy as someone is about to find out.

Sing it out then wring it out.

Not long now until we play Karasoake.

And which team will be the belle of the ball?

Find out in Ball Fall Turbo.

APPLAUSE

Now, if there is one thing that I love, it's football.

The sound of leather on boot.

-On the head! Off the back stick!

-What?

-Yeah, every Saturday I'm kicking.

-Give over! You don't like football.

You're right, I don't know anything about football.

I knew it. I knew it.

Hey, but I tell you who does know a lot about football.

-Who?

-James in our studio audience.

-Oh!

-Oh, yes! James, sit tight, we're coming to you.

APPLAUSE

Hello. How you doing?

-Hello, James. You all right, mate?

-Yeah.

Excellent. Now, we hear that you are a massive fan of footie -

-is that right?

-Yeah.

-James, who is your favourite team, mate?

-Manchester United.

-OK.

-Right, OK.

Any fans of Man U here? APPLAUSE

Wow, a lot of fans in. Wow.

Now, we also know that you like to play football video games as well.

-Yes.

-Tell us what happened the first time you played against your dad.

I told him the wrong controls so he kept missing.

-LAUGHTER

-Is that right?

-That's right.

-That is right.

-That's absolutely brilliant.

-Do you know what?

Fantastic wind-up. We should have you working on this show, mate.

We like you, we like you a lot.

We'd like to put you through your footie paces, actually,

-and give you the chance to win some prizes. Are you up for that?

-Yeah.

-Fantastic.

-Beautiful stuff. In that case, you and your dad,

come join us, cos it is time to play Joy Pad Dad. Come on.

APPLAUSE

Welcome to the Wind-Up stadium.

Like any top-flight Premiership football ground but scaled down and

squeezed into a TV studio.

In this game, James will win a prize

for every ball that Dad kicks into the goal.

However, as you can see, Dad is blindfolded and will be

relying on James to shout out the directions.

Guys, you've got 45 seconds to score as many goals as you can past Mark.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. James, how are you feeling, buddy?

A bit nervous, but I think I can do it.

Yeah, you can! Yeah, you can! APPLAUSE

-And, Dev, how are you feeling, buddy?

-Great!

-Let's give him a spin, Sam.

-Oh, yeah, yeah. Sorry, mate.

-Spin him around.

-This makes things slightly harder.

Just a couple of spins. Just a couple of spins and...

You're going to make him dizzy.

OK, can we have 45 seconds on the clock?

-Are you ready for this, James?

-Yeah.

-The best of luck.

Your time starts now. WHISTLE BLOWS

Left a bit, left a bit, left a bit.

-Turn.

-Other way.

-Other way, turn the other way.

-Keep going.

-Turn, turn, the other way.

-Where's he going?

The other way. Left, left. Shoot, shoot.

LAUGHTER

-Turn that way, turn that way!

-Forwards, forwards, forwards!

-Shoot!

-Shoot, shoot. Now do it, shoot.

-CHEERING

-Shoot! Shoot!

Forwards, forwards, forwards!

Yes! CHEERING

-No!

-CHEERING

-Yay!

-No. Back, back, back.

-Back, back, back, back, back...

-Back, back, back, back, back...

-Shoot!

-Shoot? LAUGHTER

WHISTLE BLOWS

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Come on, come on. Oh, that was amazing.

-Did I score?

Did you score, mate?

Well, I can tell you, you got four goals.

Yay! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Which means, James, you did really well.

You get four prizes from the Wind-Up prize stash.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Yay!

-Like this. Like this, he was.

You don't realise this but at one moment,

you nearly took both of us out.

Kicked us faces clean off.

Right, James, we are not quite done with you just yet because we're now

going to give you the chance to win tonight's star prize, which is

a personalised Man United football shirt.

CHEERING Yay! That sound good?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, of course it does.

-Brilliant.

Now, James, we also hear that you're a fan of a mega pop star.

-Is that true?

-Yeah.

-Which one?

-Ed Sheeran.

-Oh, who doesn't love Ed Sheeran?

-He's amazing, isn't he, guys?

Well, James, you're not going to believe this.

This is your lucky day because you'll never guess what.

-What?

-Ed Sheeran is on the show.

-Oh!

-Please welcome Ed Sheeran. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Ed Sheeran!

-Oh, my goodness! What do you think of that, James?

-Cool!

-He's loving it.

He's so happy and he's so close to us.

Just checking, you are definitely the real Ed Sheeran, aren't you?

-Phew!

-Thank goodness for that.

-Yeah. Now, for this game, James,

you need to throw balls to Ed Sheeran's head

-so that he can Ed them into the goal.

-Nice. Excellent.

Now, and you have got 20 seconds to try and get seven goals.

OK, do you reckon you can do that to win the star prize?

-Yeah.

-He can do it.

-Beautiful stuff. Excellent stuff. In that case,

if you'd like to get in position over there.

Best of luck, James. We're all behind him, aren't we?

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Come on, James!

-20 seconds.

-Here we go.

-Let's play On Your Ed, Sheeran. Go!

-Go!

MUSIC: Castle On The Hill by Ed Sheeran

-That will do.

-That's one. That's two!

No, no! Come on!

-Three!

-Come on!

-Four!

-Four...

-Five!

-Five!

Six! One more! CHEERING

Yes! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Come on, James!

-Give us five! Woohoo!

-You've done it.

James, that means that you have won tonight's star prize,

a personalised Manchester United shirt.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE How you feeling, buddy?

-Good.

-Good, good lad.

-You did great as well, mate. You really did.

Massive round of applause for James and his dad Dev and,

of course, Ed Sheeran.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Yes, just one quick question.

Are you playing at the end of the show, Ed?

OK, great. Nice to have you on the show.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Sam and Mark and Iain and Ben have had one hour

to convince ten people to ride a fearsome roller-coaster

without making a noise.

It's time to see who's turned up.

Any no shows will cost the team penalty points,

which could be bad news for Iain and Ben

as Sam and Mark have been up to no good.

How do you fancy swapping teams?

-How you feeling? Bit scared? Should be.

-I feel fine.

Do you reckon you've got enough people?

-We've got more than one.

-We had ten agree to do it.

Whether ten will turn up...

I can see a few already, so we've got some.

-We asked some ladies. I think Ben scared them off.

-Oh, really? Yeah.

In a way, I'm too nice and people feel afraid of getting too close.

There they are! Yes!

So, why are you guys celebrating?

-We're with them.

-Sorry.

No! No, no!

Right, girls, you're on Team Sam and Mark. Let's do this.

-Let's go. See you later.

-We didn't need you anyway.

-Ben and Iain, let's go this way. Go, go, go!

-We really needed them.

We needed them, we needed them.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Judging today's challenge is Jonny Nelson

from CBBC's Saturday Mash-Up.

He will award a penalty point for each sound

our riders make whilst in motion.

It's almost time, so how many of the pink team

have been brave enough to turn up?

OK, so, we have one. Thanks for being here. Two, three.

-Thanks, girls.

-Thank you.

-Four, five.

Six. Seven.

Eight. We're two short.

-ANNOUNCER:

-That means penalty points for Team Sam and Mark.

Two for each person who didn't turn up and five as Sam refuses to ride.

No noise, no noise.

They'd better hope for a very quiet ride indeed.

-Here comes the drop.

-Wait, wait, wait!

-Listen, listen, listen.

Silence. Silence!

-That's hot.

-Oh, that is very warm.

-Oh, silence! Silence!

-They didn't make any noise.

Come on, come on. This is it, this is the big corner.

This is the big corner. Listen, listen to this.

-SHE SCREAMS

-That was a scream.

-That was a scream.

-Oh!

-I heard a scream.

-That sounded like Mark.

-I can confirm there was a definite scream there.

-Yes.

Interesting.

-ANNOUNCER:

-Only one person hasn't turned up for Iain and Ben,

so that means only two penalty points for the blue team.

-How are you feeling?

-I'm all right.

Argh! That's definitely them.

-FIRE ROARS

-Whoa!

It's happened before, and yet it's still scary.

SCREAMING Oh, I heard it!

-I heard someone, I heard someone.

-I heard someone.

-Aargh! Aargh!

-Quite quiet now.

-SCREAMING

-There was another one there.

-Was there?

-Definitely another one there.

Whether that's enough to get them the points, we're yet to find out.

Can we go on it again?

-ANNOUNCER:

-Team Iain and Ben have a seven-point advantage

over Team Sam and Mark, "but who made the most noise?

It's time to find out.

Gentlemen, how do we feel we did? I was vaguely impressed.

How do you think you guys went? I mean,

you obviously started with a human disadvantage over here.

-This is not fair.

-This is not looking good.

Nine points to two points.

But I can reveal that there were some twists and turns

in the roller-coaster.

-Oh, excellent.

-A little joke there.

-Wonderful.

-For the dads at home.

The rules were not to make any noise and, yeah,

you were all quite quiet when it was twisting and turning

-and dropping down.

-Sure we were, yeah.

-But all you guys thought,

"Oh, let's have a bit of a natter

"before you got off the roller-coaster."

-Hey.

-It was slowly coming in to stop.

-We are sociable.

-Don't sue us for that.

-That still counts.

-Did they do that? No.

-That still counts, guys.

-Does it?

-Who did it?

-That still counts.

For every noise, there is a point.

So, with that in mind, with 110 points penaltied to 64...

-Oh, dear.

-That's a lot.

..the winner is Sam and Mark.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-This is an outrage.

-I'm as surprised as you.

-And I didn't even go on it!

Jonny, this is a stitch up.

We only talked when the ride was on the incline, not the loops...

-Listen, we're...

-Shall we just...?

-No, listen, OK.

When we were going up, all right,

Iain might have said a few words of encouragement.

-It was just to say "well done".

-See you, Ben.

-There was no talk...

What are you looking at?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Now, before we started recording today, we asked every grown-up in

our studio audience to anonymously write down a shameful confession.

We have them all here and so we thought we'd read a few out.

Now, don't worry, they're all completely anonymous,

so there is absolutely no way of us knowing who wrote which confession.

-Oh, thank goodness for that.

-Or is there?

We will read out a confession and if anyone is honourable enough

to stand up and admit to the shameful act,

-they will win a Wind-Up mug.

-Hey!

Each confessor will have five seconds to stand up

before we move on to the next one.

-You all ready for this?

-Look at their little faces!

All right, Mark, hit us with it.

All right. What have we got? We've got this one.

"I broke my daughter's ceramic heart she got from her grandma

"and told her it got lost in the house move."

Who is this? You've got five seconds.

-Five, four... Oh!

-Oh, no.

-She didn't know!

-Is that your daughter? Oh!

-Oh, no!

Hey, you get a Wind-Up mug, though.

-It was worth it.

-Yeah.

-It was worth it.

-Don't smash it.

OK, next one. "When my grandson was younger and we drove over bumps,

"we would tell him monkeys were jumping on the roof of the car.

"It would scare him." Who is that, please?

Who is that? You've got five seconds.

-LAUGHTER

-Oh, she sat right back down as well.

She was up and down there. You get yourself a Big Friday Wind-Up mug.

-Well done.

-OK.

-This is good, this.

-It is. It's good.

-I like this game.

All right, next one.

"I once cut my toenails and one big toenail

"accidentally landed in my son's lunch.

GROANING

I didn't tell him, but he ate it anyway.

-LAUGHTER Oh! No wonder.

-Who is it?

-Who is it?

-Anyone?

-Anyone?

-I don't blame you.

-Everyone's looking!

I don't blame you. Well, well done to all the honourable ones here.

-You've won yourself a Wind-Up mug.

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Deary me.

But right now, it is time for a bit of Karasoake, but who will play?

Will it be this person?

# I'm only human after all Don't put your blame on me... #

Or will it be these two?

# Stop right now Thank you very much

# I need somebody with a human touch... #

Well, I can exclusively reveal it's neither of those

because it's actually Harmony's family from Didcot.

-APPLAUSE

-Hey!

But who will they face?

Well, it's Lillie's family from Bristol.

APPLAUSE

-Teams, come on down, because it's time to play...

-BOTH:

-Karasoake!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE Come on down, guys, come on.

Welcome to the game where we mash up our two favourite things.

Singing and soaking. Let's meet our teams.

So, Lillie, who is on your team?

My brother Harry, my friend Emilia, my friend Lana,

my mum Lucy and my dad Buddy.

Excellent. And your nominated singers are your mum and dad?

-And are you singers, Buddy?

-No.

-What about you, Lucy?

-Not at all.

-Brilliant! Well, she was being nice.

-She was being nice, at least.

-That's great.

And, Harmony, who is on your team?

My cousin Cameron, George and Amelia, my friends,

and my Auntie Sara and my mum.

OK, and your mum Selina and Auntie Sara

-are going to be your chosen singers, yeah?

-Yeah.

-How do you think they're going to do?

-Terrible.

-Do they have any singing experience?

-No.

-What do you think, guys?

-Do you think you're going to...

-I think we agree with her.

-OK, and Aunt Sara?

-I agree as well.

OK, we're going to have a brilliant standard of singing here.

-I can just feel it in my bones.

-Hey, guys, are you ready for this?

-Yes.

-No.

-BOTH: No!

-Ha-ha! OK, the rules are simple.

Two members of each team will attempt to sing

while the other family simply soaks them right through.

Whoever gets the most lyrics out correctly is the winner.

Over to you, Lucy and Buddy.

If you'd like to take your place on the Karasoake stage.

-The best of luck to you.

-There you go, there you go.

Harmony, you and your soakers,

if you would like to get in position and choose your soaker.

Oh... Lucy and Buddy, your choice of songs

are One Direction's What Makes You Beautiful...

-Good song.

-..and Tom Jones's It's Not Unusual.

-Oh!

-Which song are you going for?

-We're going to go for Tom Jones.

-Yeah!

-OK. It's a classic.

-Nice.

There are 100 words in this section of the song

and you need to sing as many as you can clearly.

-Are you ready? BOTH:

-Yes.

-Soakers, are you ready?

-Yes!

OK, in that case, let Karasoake commence.

CLAPPING

Go, go, go! LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

# When I see...

# ..a crime!

# If you should ever...

# ..by anyone... #

# ..not unusual to see me... #

# No matter what you say

# You'll find it happens...the time

# Never do

# What you want it to

-# Crazy love be... #

-BUZZER

-APPLAUSE

-Well done.

-It was so ironic, Lucy,

when you sang the line, "I wanna die..."

OK, we can now reveal that you guys sang...

-..59 words correctly.

-That's not bad at all.

That's not bad. What do you think about that?

-Not too bad.

-Not too bad, yeah.

It's all right when you're being pelted with water in your face.

All right, guys, would you like to step off and, Selina and Sara,

it is your turn now to hit some high notes, or low notes.

Lillie and the team, if you'd like to take position

-and choose your soaker wisely.

-Right, Selina and Sara,

your choice of songs are Britney Spears' Baby One More Time

or Olly Murs' Heart Skips A Beat.

-Which one are you going to go for?

-Britney.

-Britney!

-Britney.

Oh, classic. Now, you need to beat 59.

Best of luck. Soakers, are you ready?

-Yeah.

-In that case, let Karasoake commence.

# Show me...want me to be

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

# Hit me, baby, one...

LAUGHTER

LAUGHTER

# ..got me blinded

BUZZER

APPLAUSE

Well done! Well done!

OK, you had 59 to beat.

And you sang...

-..74!

-CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Which means that Team Harmony are the winners!

Well done, guys.

So, commiserations to Lillie's team,

but don't worry - you're not going to go home empty-handed.

We're going to give you some Big Friday Wind-Up goodie bags.

Is that all right? Lovely stuff.

Have you all enjoyed yourselves?

-Yeah!

-Excellent.

I was talking to them, actually.

And, Harmony, you and your team, you are tonight's winners.

So you go home with a mega karaoke machine.

You've all been fantastic sports.

Give a massive round of a applause for our Karasoake teams.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Hi, I'm Matt Terry. And I think Sam and Mark have the X Factor.

Or maybe more the Y Factor.

As in, why are they allowed on telly?

Today, pop and R'n'B duo Misunderstood.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Come on down, guys.

-Come on down, lads.

That's smooth. Love it.

Lads, it is great to have you on the show.

You've just been recording some new material, haven't you?

-What can you tell us about it?

-Oh, gosh.

-Very exciting.

-There is so much coming. So much energy.

So much... just everything. Just Misunderstood.

-I can feel it.

-I can tell that just by the way you dress, lads.

You look awesome!

-Thank you.

-Very exciting.

-Amazing.

-What does the future hold for Misunderstood, then?

-A lot of food.

-Now you're talking me language.

-Oh, yes. Now you're talking.

-We like food.

New music, touring, and just loads of Misunderstood.

At the end of the show, what are you performing for us?

Going to perform our track Ghetto Style.

All right, looking forward to that.

Can't wait for that. But, before then, lads,

do you fancy running around with a selfie stick,

-getting selfies with our studio audience?

-Yes!

-Yeah.

-Why not?

-We're ready.

-You're in for a bit of luck here.

Because that's exactly what we're going to do.

We give you two minutes to get as many ridiculous selfies

as you can with our lovely studio audience.

But that's not all.

Once the selfie has been snapped with a lucky member of our audience

they can ask whatever question they want to.

Absolutely nothing is off limits.

Lads, how are you feeling about this?

-I'm cool. What about you, Steph?

-I'm down with the trumpets.

I don't know what that means but it sounds great.

-All right, here you go.

-That's a selfie stick, there it is, OK.

There is the button there.

And your first selfie is -

take a photo with a kid giving two thumbs up.

Go, go, go!

Oh, it's good. It's good.

Get in. Everybody get in. Excellent. Right, you get to ask a question.

You get to ask a question. Any question you want.

Why did you decide to be singers?

-Good one.

-It was just what was natural.

Something that we just absolutely love.

-The only thing we're good at.

-Brilliant.

Lovely stuff. What's next?

Take a selfie with the biggest beard you can find.

Biggest beard you can find.

Oh, he's got a big beard. Right there.

Get in there! Go! Go! Go!

Come on!

Sir, you get to ask a question.

Sam or Mark?

Oooh!

LAUGHTER

We just met.

I'm Sam and, may I say, you're two wonderful lads, by the way.

-Mark!

-Brilliant.

-What's next, Mark?

-Snap a pic with a kid picking their nose.

Oh!

LAUGHTER

Go on, lads.

-What's your question?

-What is your favourite pizza topping?

-Excellent question.

-Meat feast.

Pepperoni. Pineapple.

Anything that has anything to do with food.

Brilliant. Take a selfie with someone called Dave.

There's always a Dave.

Come on!

Go, go, go, go!

-Sorry!

-Go on! Go on!

Come on, Dave.

Dave! ask a question, Dave.

Lads, what's your most embarrassing moment on stage?

-Oh, good one.

-We were performing...

-BUZZER ALL:

-Oooh!

We'll never get to hear the embarrassing moment.

-We'll never know.

-OK, well done, lads.

Come on down here. A round of applause.

APPLAUSE

That was great! That was good!

-Some good ones there! Good.

-That was quick.

Really good. That's with Dave, isn't it?

-That's with Dave.

-I already like that one.

Let's get it up on the screen, there.

-Good one.

-What else we got? Oh, we love Dave!

We love Dave!

-Oh! Picking your nose!

-Here we go, what else we got here?

Hey!

I like how I've tried to get in it.

-That's a really good picture of you.

-Thanks, man.

-Oh, that's good!

-Thumbs up!

-That is a good one.

-Good, good.

-Lovely. And there we are!

-Just messing about.

-Nice work.

Now lads, because you did that so well,

we are now asking you to choose one of your selfies,

which one you reckon was the best,

and that person in the audience will get a Big Friday Wind-Up mug.

-Ooh! Oh!

-So, yeah. Oh.

-Yeah, yeah?

-Three, two, one...

Dave!

Dave! CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Well done, Dave, your mug has just won a mug.

-Nice work!

-Nice work!

All right, give it up for Misunderstood, everyone!

-Nice one, lads.

-See you later on, at the end of the show.

-Nice one! See you later.

-Bye!

They're going to get ready, they're so professional.

We have reached the grand finale of the show.

It's a high-octane game of chance,

general knowledge, and multicoloured balls.

This is Ball Fall Turbo!

Let's welcome back our teams!

Firstly, we have Nathan's team.

And over here we have James and his team!

Amanda, you're team captain on Nathan's team -

introduce the gang, please.

Yeah, we've got Nathan, Peggy, and Matthew on the end there.

Excellent, lovely to have you here guys.

And, James, who have you got here, mate?

Well, I've got my dad Dev, my best mate Connor, and my mum Sarah.

Fantastic, lovely.

APPLAUSE

-Very pleasant.

-Lovely!

Here's how it works.

Our teams are below a tank of balls just waiting to fall on them.

The first team to be completely covered in balls is out of the game.

Now, guys, you will take turns to choose one of the 25 envelopes

held by our lovely studio audience.

Now, each envelope contains either a question,

a timed ball fall or, worst of all, the dreaded Ball Fall Turbo.

Get one of those, and you will be out of the game straightaway.

If it is a question,

balls will fall on you until you have given the correct answer.

The winning team will take home our star prize, a games console.

OK, it's time to play Ball Fall Turbo.

Right, we're to start over here with Sarah.

Everyone, if you'd like to put your envelopes up in the air.

Sarah, pick an envelope between one and 25.

21, please.

21! Who's got that?

It's a 15-second ball fall, Sarah!

Off you go!

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG TO JAUNTY MUSIC

-Stop the balls!

-Oh!

LAUGHTER

Sarah! You're still in the game, though. You're still in the game!

APPLAUSE

All right, we'll come over to Amanda.

Please, pick an envelope.

-What are you going for?

-Number two.

Number two, please!

If you'd like to stand up?

It is a question.

What are the first names of all four members of Little Mix? Go!

OK, Leigh-Anne.

Perrie...Jade...and...

Leigh-Anne, Perrie, Jade and Jesy!

Correct! Stop the balls, stop the balls!

Well done, Amanda. Brilliant.

Very good. Very good, indeed.

OK, we're over to Connor.

Here we go, Connor.

Pick a number between 1 and 25.

-20.

-Number 20, please.

A question!

OK, so Connor, you know the score,

you need to answer this as quickly as possible. The best of luck.

What is the 17th letter of the alphabet?

Go!

S?

O?

R?

X?

No!

Keep going, Shout them out! Say them all!

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P...

Oh, no!

BUZZER SOUNDS

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O...

Do you know what?

LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Hello?

Connor!

Are you all right in there, buddy?

-Yeah.

-Good. LAUGHTER

It was actually Q and you said it

-just as the ball landed on your head, mate!

-Oh, no!

Sorry, you're out of the game, Connor.

OK, over here to Nathan.

Which envelope are you going to pick, mate?

-Number 12.

-Number 12, please!

If you stand up? It's a question.

All right, Nathan. The best of luck, mate.

What is 9 + 2 + 23?

Go!

33!

-No!

-32!

-No!

-31!

-No!

-34!

Correct! Stop!

BUZZER SOUNDS

Oh, no!

We can't see him - he's out of the game!

You all right in there, buddy?

-Yeah.

-I can see his little eyes. "Yeah, I'm all right."

OK, that means we are now over to Dev.

Pick a number between 1 and 25, Dev.

-18.

-Number 18!

It's a question, Dev.

Are you a fan of Harry Potter?

Oh, no.

LAUGHTER

Name four Hogwarts houses, go!

I don't know!

-Oh, no.

-Say anything, you might get it right.

Snake, Wolf... Um, Bat!

-No.

-"Bat"?

-I don't know!

-Keep just saying anything, Dev!

-Anything?

-Dev!

Agggghhhh!

BUZZER SOUNDS

Dev!

Out of the game, Dev! LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE

Yeah, yeah, yeah!

The actual answers were Ravenclaw,

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff and Slytherin.

Oh, great!

LAUGHTER

But Dev's out of the game, unfortunately.

OK, let's go over to Peggy.

If you'd like to pick a number please, darling.

-24.

-24, please.

Question.

What is the sixth month of the year?

Go!

June!

Correct! Stop!

Well done.

APPLAUSE

OK, we are up to team captain James.

-How are you feeling, buddy?

-Worried.

Worried. Don't be worried, it's all going to be fine, mate.

Pick a number between 1 and 25.

17.

Number 17.

A 10-second ball fall, that's not too bad, James.

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG TO JAUNTY MUSIC

TING! Yes, still in the game!

Still in the game.

Well done, OK, over here to Matthew.

What are you going for, buddy?

Number 13, please.

Number 13.

15-second ball fall.

Three, two, one, off we go!

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG TO JAUNTY MUSIC

-TING!

-Oh!

Still in the game, Matthew! Well done.

We're back to tank one, and Mum.

What number are you going to go for?

-One.

-Number one!

What have we got?

It's a Ball Fall Turbo! ALARMS RING

-Oh, no!

-AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG TO JAUNTY MUSIC

Bye, Mum!

Bye.

Bye...

Stop the balls.

So, James is the only player left in this team.

Right, we are back to Amanda.

-What are you going for?

-22.

22, please. What have we got in there?

What have we got?

-ALARMS RING

-Oh, no!

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG TO JAUNTY MUSIC

Bye, Amanda, bye.

-You all right?

-Yeah.

-You all right, you sure?

-Yeah.

-OK, cool.

LAUGHTER

-All right.

-Amanda's out of the game.

So, Jamesy, baby, chips and gravy.

It is all down to you on this team.

The best thing you could get here is a question,

so at least it gives you some time to answer it.

-Best of luck. James, James... AUDIENCE:

-Awww...

I'm with you. LAUGHTER

Put your hand there.

OK, mate.

OK, what are you going for, between 1 and 25?

-16.

-16!

Come on, please.

ALARMS RING

It's a Ball Fall Turbo!

AUDIENCE CLAPS ALONG TO JAUNTY MUSIC

Oh, mate! Look at that head!

Awww...

Are you all right in there, buddy?

Yeah.

Which means we've got our winner and it's Nathan's team!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Let's open these up! Let's open this up.

Nothing to do for you, you're all right.

-There we go.

-Here we go.

-Lovely.

-Lovely.

-Here you go.

Unlucky to James's team, guys.

Sadly, you don't go home with tonight's star prize

but, obviously, James, you won all those prizes

from the Wind-Up prize stash earlier

and that Man United personalised shirt.

And we're going to give you all some big Friday Wind-Up goodie bags,

-is that all right? ALL:

-Yeah!

Beautiful stuff! APPLAUSE

But, Nathan's team, you are the winners, so that means that

you're going home with tonight's star prize, the games console!

-What do you think of that? Are you happy?

-Wonderful, well done!

Let's hear it one more time for both our teams!

Let's give them a round of applause. CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

That is almost it from us.

We'll see you next time for more big Wind-Ups.

But right now, to play us out, please give it up for Misunderstood!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

# I was riding it out to my uncle's in Brooklyn

# Get there I was fresh out of ideas

# Called up my mum, said, "I got here" "OK, then"