New Hope Club Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

The boys are back right now!

Give it up for Sam and Mark!

MUSIC: Just A Day by Feeder

-BOTH:

-Welcome to the weekend!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Trust me, you do not want to miss what is coming up today.

In a few minutes,

we will be pitching two eggy dads against each other

as we attempt to find the UK's most embarrassing parent.

Find out what happened when we went undercover

in a brand-new In Yer House agent in training.

And we will be playing

the toughest, dangliest, stretchiest game on telly, Hang On.

But let's get serious for a moment.

We know that there are some pretty embarrassing parents out there.

Parents that kiss you when your mates are looking.

Oh! Parents that sing on the school run.

Parents that tell terrible jokes.

And we know that there are dads that like to go to Spain,

take their tops off and do a weird little dance on stage

in front of lots of people. Isn't that right, Lois and Eden?

Stay up there, we're coming for you!

Ha-ha-ha-ha! Awww!

-Hi, girls.

-Hi.

-Are you all right? BOTH:

-Yeah.

You were a bit shocked there, weren't you?

SHE SQUEAKS

Beautiful, so tell us what exactly happened

on that fateful night in Spain?

We were just on holiday at the resort

and we were eating our dinner

and these, like, people in costumes came and got our dad,

and he got onstage and he took his top off he went, "Woo, argh, argh!"

Did they ask your dad to do this?

I think they were like asking for volunteers,

and he just kind of said, "I'll do it."

And then, next thing we know,

we're just there like, "Please don't look at us,

"please don't look at us."

Oh, really, really? How did that make you feel?

Well, I was little, so...

-You've blocked it out of your mind.

-Yeah.

-For the best, for the best.

-Thankfully.

Where is your dad today?

-He's at work.

-Oh, it looks like he's got off the hook, then,

hasn't he? What a shame.

Well, guys, thank you for being such great sports.

A massive round applause for Lois and Eden, everyone.

APPLAUSE

Don't you worry, girls,

don't you worry, girls,

because you're not the only one with an embarrassing dad.

Because we hear that your dad is a bit of a gymnast,

isn't that right, Pippa?

-Yeah.

-Yeah?!

Well, thank goodness for that.

Tell us about your dad's gymnastic skills.

He does handstands and cart wheels in front of everyone.

Does he?! Is he any good at it?

-No.

-Oh, brilliant, OK. And, Pippa, where is your dad today?

-At work.

-He's at work, ah, that is a shame, isn't it?

We would have loved to have seen that, wouldn't we?

Oh, sorry, wait a minute.

No, no, Pippa, he's here.

Lois and Eden, your dad's not at work today.

He's right here in the Wind Up studio.

Ladies and gentlemen, let's bring on the eggy parents!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Come on, girls!

Oh, looking good, lads.

What do you think of that?

-Is it embarrassing?

-Yeah.

It's embarrassing, it's embarrassing.

What were you screaming there?

What the heck?!

What the heck?!

Well, parents, we're off to a flying start there

of embarrassing your children,

but let's find out which dad is going to be the eggiest,

as we play the Egg Factor.

Come on down, girls.

Please welcome Lois and Eden's disaster daddy Andy

and Pippa's gymnastic papa Filippe.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Our embarrassing dads will go head-to-head over three rounds

to discover who the ultimate embarrassing dad is.

After each round, a dad will be awarded a point

by a panel of three independent Real Kids.

Hey, Real Kids, can you confirm that you are indeed real.

-ALL:

-Yeah!

-Dab.

-He did a dab. He must be real, he must be real.

-Yeah.

-OK, let's waste no more time

and play round one - Eggy Dirty Daddy.

Round one - Eggy Dirty Daddy.

There is nothing more embarrassing

than a parent saying, "I love you,"

in front of all of your mates.

Yeah, indeed. That is why in this round

our parents will be saying, "I love you"

to their kids on national telly, whilst covered in slop.

What could be more heart-warming than that?

Andy, you are going first.

You've got five seconds to get your face as messy as possible.

-Are you ready, buddy?

-I am.

The best of luck. Embarrass your kids, will you?

-Yeah.

-Three, two, one Dirty Daddy!

# And give you everything you ask for

# Nothing is above me. #

GONG SOUNDS

OK, time's up.

I love you, Lois and Eden.

-Beautiful.

-Love you, too!

-Emotional stuff.

-It really is. Wow. Wow.

Filippe, the best of luck.

-Do you reckon you can match that? That was emotional.

-I don't like it.

LAUGHTER

He's ready, he's ready.

OK, three, two, one, Dirty Daddy.

-Oh, different technique.

-I like it.

-Oh, it's such a beautiful moment.

-GONG SOUNDS

OK, time's up.

I love you, Pippa.

APPLAUSE

-Moving scenes here today at Wind Up HQ.

-Beautiful, beautiful.

Listen, I can't call it.

Let's go over to our Real Kids to see which dad was the eggiest.

Real Kids, it's time to vote.

Three, two, one, vote.

-BOTH:

-Filippe!

Filippe wins it, well done.

Well done to Filippe. That means it's one point to you

in the first round.

But there is still all to play for

as we move on to round two of the Egg Factor, Eggy Telly Belly.

Round two - Eggy Telly Belly.

In this round the dads will be performing an intense scene

that you might expect to find

in any typical gritty multi-award-winning drama.

The only difference will be

that the start of the show will be

the dads' bellies with faces drawn on them.

Sam, reveal the dads' bellies, please.

With pleasure, Mark, with pleasure.

LAUGHTER

This is high-quality television right here, guys.

Dads, you must now perform a scene

where Andy's belly tries to tell Filippe's belly

that his cat has gone missing.

Oh, intense stuff.

Three, two, one, Telly Belly.

-Hey, brown eyes.

-Hi, blue eyes.

Have you seen my cat?

I haven't seen your cat anywhere, Andy.

-It goes, "Meow."

-LAUGHTER

Have you seen it?

I think it's lost.

Your cat is lost, Andy.

-He'll turn up.

-You're my bestie, bestie, belly friend.

-You're my bestie, bestie...

-BUZZER

-Make it stop. Make it stop.

-Please stop.

A round of applause, that was amazing.

APPLAUSE

I don't think these guys thought it was amazing, but, wow,

hard-hitting stuff there.

I love Andy's line of, "It'll turn up."

LAUGHTER

All right, let's ask our Real Kids how they feel about that.

Real Kids, which performer was the most embarrassing there?

It's time to vote. Three, two, one, vote.

Andy!

Andy wins, unanimous!

It is one round all,

which means they've still all to play for

as we go into the third and final round.

Round three - Special Eggy Skills.

In the third and final round

our dads will be using their individual eggy skills

to embarrass to the max.

Andy, you are going first.

What are you going to be doing for us today?

A strong man dance.

-Of course.

-Of course.

-Makes total sense.

-You didn't need to even ask.

I can't wait for that.

And, Filippe, what are you going to be doing?

I'm a mix between street and gymnastic.

-Of course.

-Of course, yeah.

It's textbook. OK, Andy this is your last chance to embarrass.

Could you please get yourself ready?

Wow, that's what I'm talking about.

Yeah, boy. Yeah.

Beautiful.

-Beautiful.

-OK, Andy the best of luck.

Take it away.

# I need a hero

# I'm holding out for a hero till the end of the night

# He's gotta be strong... #

Flex them pecks. Come on! Come on!

Yeah! Ha-ha-ha!

# I need a hero! #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Superb. A mighty, mighty effort, Andy.

-A mighty effort.

-Well done, Andy.

But now, performing some back-bendingly brilliant

gymnastics moves, Filippe, it's time for you to get yourself ready.

DRUM ROLL

Oh, he's getting ready, all right.

Wow. Yeah.

Oh!

Filippe, the best of luck.

Take it away.

FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS

Incredible. Incredible skills there.

Let's throw over to the Real Kids to judge this mighty battle.

Who is going to get the point, Real Kids,

for the most embarrassing dad?

Three, two, one, vote.

It's Filippe!

-Well done, Filippe!

-Which means, Filippe,

you are today's most embarrassing parent,

which means you get hold of the Egg Factor Golden Egg Cup.

Here it is, here we go.

Given to you by our Real Kid Will.

Hold it up with pride.

-Fantastic.

-And that it's not all, Filippe, yourself and Pippa,

you guys will be taking part in our end game at the end of the show

Ball Fall Turbo.

You might win some more prizes. How are you feeling about that?

I love Ball Fall Turbo.

Girls, anything you want to say to your dad?

I don't think he's going to have a very good Father's Day next year.

LAUGHTER

And, Lois, Eden, and Pippa,

you've been such great sports as well,

so for that you are going to be taking home

a Bluetooth speaker each.

It's not been that bad, has it?

All right, please give it up one more time

-for our Egg Factor families.

-APPLAUSE

Well done, guys. Well done, guys. Well done.

Hey, it's Lauren here from The Dengineers,

and I would love to build Sam and Mark their very own den.

It would be big, it would be colourful,

and as far away as possible from my house.

Since the beginning of time,

people young and old have been encouraged to always tell the truth.

For this next game, we don't want the truth.

We want anything but the truth.

We can't handle the truth!

We are playing, When You're Right, You're Wrong.

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

We want as many wrong answers as we can get in two minutes.

Working our way down this long line of eager wrong'uns

we will ask each contestant three yes or no questions.

And, naturally, we want the wrong answers.

Get three wrong answers in a row, they will win

a much sought-after prize...

This Wind Up mug! Everybody wants one.

Oh!

-Get off.

-LAUGHTER

However, give a correct answer, just once,

and they must hang their head in shame, leave the game,

and make way for the next contestant.

-Sounds simple, right?

-Not really.

-No, I know.

Let's get two minutes on the clock, please.

OK, if you'd like to step up here. The best of luck, here we go.

Time starts now.

Is red a colour?

-No.

-Does three add three equal 240 million?

-No.

-Get off, get off.

Next, next, next.

Were dinosaurs surprisingly good at knitting?

-No.

-Oh, get off, will you?

Get off, next, next.

Are snowmen usually made of snow?

-No.

-Is it against the law to eat fish fingers in your pyjamas?

-No.

-Oh, get off.

Get off. Not doing well here.

If I have three sweets and I eat two, do I have two... Ah!

If I have three sweets and I eat two, do I have two sweets left?

-Yeah.

-Is glue sticky?

-No.

-Is ice cream usually served piping hot?

-Yeah.

-Yes.

-Get a mug!

-Well done. Next.

Do parrots have feathers?

-No.

-Is every man on earth called Ian?

-Yes.

-Was the best opera singer in the world a gerbil?

-Yeah.

-Yes.

-Well done, well done, well done.

Are fizzy drinks usually fizzy?

-No.

-Is sprouts, tuna, and ketchup the UK's most popular sandwich?

-Yes.

-Do cars usually have wheels?

-No.

-Excellent.

Now we're talking, keep going.

Does blue and yellow mixed make green?

-No.

-When you get old, do your ears turn into pumpkins?

-Yes.

-Are all four members of The Vamps chinchillas?

-No.

-Last question, come on.

Are there 24 hours in a day?

-No.

-Is the sun freezing cold?

-No.

-Get off, get off!

Does Mark have pink hair?

-Yes.

-Do chickens lay eggs?

-No.

-If I flap my hands really, really fast, will I fly?

No.

-Oh, sorry.

-Last question.

Do potatoes grow on trees?

-No.

-Get off, get off, get off.

-Come on, come on.

-Am I my brother's brother?

-No.

-Do spiders have eight legs?

-Erm...no.

-BUZZER

Time is up.

-Ha-ha-ha-ha!

-That was pretty intense.

I'm exhausted after that.

-Yeah.

-But well done to all of our mug winners.

A round of applause, they're all so very wrong, very wrong.

Well done.

Now, we've been doing In Yer House for a while here on Wind Up.

So we felt it was only right that we'd pass our skills on

to the next generation of celebrity agents.

This is In Yer House, Agent In Training.

Another important day, Mark.

That's right, we're going to have to combine our skills and knowledge

in order for our agent in training to succeed.

-This is going to be difficult.

-Really?

It's accurate. Hey, at least it will be RAD-ical though, get it?

Get it, RAD-zi?

Hey, you're looking RAD-iant today.

Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, we're going to give you a RAD-io, use it wisely.

THEY LAUGH

Hopefully, I'll get full MARKS in this ex-SAM.

Mark and Sam, Sam and Mark!

You just don't get it.

You don't get it.

-BOTH:

-You're just not funny.

-I thought it was quite good.

Well, it wasn't. Enough already.

We've got a mission to complete.

Here are today's targets.

This is a Aziza and Zach.

They're brother and sister.

Agent Chinyanganya,

you will enter the house here and head straight for the front room.

Understood.

This is your survival kit.

Everything you need to complete the mission is inside that bag.

And this is what you would look

with fellow Blue Peter presenter Lindsey Russell's hair.

I think it looks really good.

-I think you need to think about it.

-No!

Hey, good luck, mate.

-Thank you.

-This is your chance to make it as an agent.

Good luck, Radzi.

Come on, Radzi.

Oh, he's in, he's in, he's in.

-He's in?

-He's there.

-He's there, he's there.

-He's in the house.

-He's in the living room.

-Yes, he's in the living room, well done.

It is now time for your first mission.

I need to sit down.

Ha-ha-ha! He needs to sit down already.

THEY LAUGH

In your survival kit, you don't know this,

but there's actually a mobile phone.

That mobile phone...

..will start to ring.

-It's your job...

-He's getting it off already!

..to get rid of it.

THEY LAUGH

If the guys hear it ringing, they'll be into that living room.

Why would you make a phone...?

Hide it somewhere, put it somewhere quiet.

What do you mean, put it somewhere...?

You've got ten seconds left, it's going to go off.

Ten, nine, eight, seven,

six, five, four, three, two,

one.

PHONE PLAYS BLUE PETER THEME SONG

It's ringing. Hide somewhere.

Quickly!

The Blue Peter theme tune!

THEY LAUGH

I don't even like hearing that.

PHONE RINGS

-Stop ringing!

-Sorry, Radzi, that's my new ring tone.

It stopped.

The playroom will be finished one day.

I think we're OK.

We're going to ring the phone again, Radzi.

PHONE RINGS

I used to like that Blue Peter theme tune

until you keep playing it.

I'd try and get rid of it, then, mate, if I was you.

Oh, he's up. He's very brave.

-He's brazen, isn't he?

-Brave, isn't he?

OK, mate, congratulations, you've completed Mission One.

Nice work.

-WHISPERS:

-Mission one in the bag.

All right, easy, Tiger, you've still got a few more missions left.

Now, for this one, you need to head out the living room

and into the dining room next-door.

But be careful as there are glass doors leading into the kitchen,

and that is where everybody is.

THEY LAUGH

Get into that dining room.

Oh, oh, oh, the kids are moving.

Be careful. Be careful, stay where you are.

One second, one second.

THEY LAUGH

What's he doing?!

OK, you're all right, you're all right.

OK, they sat back down, we're all right.

There he is, there he is.

You're doing a good job! You need to get into that room.

-You can see you coming through.

-Yeah!

Perfect, well done mate.

OK, Radzi, this is going to be very tricky,

but above you there is a bag.

Now, inside that bag is a cake.

We need you to get that cake.

Stand up right now, you're all right, you're all right.

-OK, come on.

-That's it, that's good.

Doing well there, mate. Do not drop that cake!

Do not drop that cake!

Oh, Zach nearly turned round then.

-Get down.

-Now, it's a pretty plain cake, isn't it?

-Yeah. He's happy about that.

-He's happy about that!

He's happy about that.

Now, in your bag will find some blue icing.

-That's it.

-Yay!

-Exactly.

-And what we want you to do,

is, obviously, do the Blue Peter ship on it.

If you don't ice this cake within one minute,

-we're going to call that phone again. HE MIMES:

-No!

# Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba

# Ba-ra-ba-ba-ba. #

He's finished, he's finished.

-It's good, all right.

-Hold it up to your face so we can see the cake.

It's not too bad. I mean, it doesn't look like a ship.

Take them in because I want to set the table.

Make sure nobody sees you.

-He's doing it with his feet.

-That's risky.

That is good, though.

Yeah, eat it, eat it, eat it!

There's a camera!

-AUDIENCE:

-Oh!

APPLAUSE

You really don't want to miss what happened next.

-It's brilliant.

-It really is.

Stick around because the second part is coming up very soon,

as well as all of this...

With the help of two audience members,

we put together a brand-new boyband.

New Hope Club meet the audience in the Selfie Stick Challenge.

Plus, we'll be having a ball, tens of thousands of them in fact,

in Ball Fall Turbo.

Now, sometimes here on Wind Up, we...

Sorry, mate, can I just stop you there for a moment?

Yeah, what's up?

Well, I just wanted to take this opportunity

to tell you that I think you're a great mate.

And do you know what?

-You're awesome.

-Oh, cheers, mate.

That's lovely. Anyway, as I was saying, here on Wind Up, we...

In fact, I think that you're so awesome, I got you a present.

Really? Oh, cheers, mate! What is it?

This, my friend, just to show you

how much I appreciate our friendship,

is a cake. A cake with our faces on it that I have hand-iced.

Look at that. LAUGHTER

That is absolutely awful.

A slightly upsetting depiction of our friendship, to be honest.

Well, that's not very nice, is it?

I thought that icing a cake with someone's face on it

was the perfect way to show how much you care.

I mean, take a look at this.

What is that? That, my friend, is the faces of the band New Hope Club,

iced by two of their biggest super fans.

Now, that is impressive.

That is some serious cakey skills there.

Who did that? Who did that?

Own up. Hands on their face.

I think it might be the girls doing that.

I think you're right, Sam.

Yeah, Hannah and Yasmin that's who, you guys.

Stay right there because we're coming for you.

APPLAUSE

Hannah and Yasmin, lovely, lovely to speak to you.

Now, I think it's fair to say

that you are massive fans of New Hope Club, aren't you?

-Yes.

-Yeah, and is that right for you as well?

And what else makes you

the biggest New Hope Club super fans in the world?

-What would you say?

-I'm wearing their T-shirt right now.

-Yeah, all right.

-Check.

-OK.

And we have a page dedicated to them.

-Oh, do you?

-Wow.

Oh, nice. Nice work.

Well, sadly, girls, we did try to get the lads on today's show

but unfortunately they are very busy.

But they did want to send you this very special message.

Take a look at this.

-Hi, Hannah and Yasmin.

-Hello.

-Sorry we couldn't be there today,

but thank you for being massive New Hope Club super fans.

Have a great day, and keep the club alive.

-Love you lots.

-Love you!

Oh, that's lovely, isn't it?

What do you think of that?

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

-Like this.

-Shocked.

Well, because the New Hope Club can't be with us today,

we thought we could form our own brand-new band

right here in the studio,

and give you the chance to win some prizes

along the way, what do you say?

-Yeah.

-You up for that? Yeah?

THEY LAUGH

OK, in that case, let's play the Brand-new Hope club.

-Come on, girls.

-Come on, come on.

Welcome to the auditions for the Brand-new Hope Club.

Behind these booths are six people that Hannah and Yasmin know

rather well, all of which would love to be part of the band.

So, over three unusual auditions,

Jasmine and Hannah must choose three new Hopefuls to be part of the band

that we are calling the Brand-new Hope Club.

Good, good.

We'll tell Jasmine and Hannah exactly who they need to pick,

but will they be able to tell who they are from their audition?

They'll get a prize for each of the band they correctly choose.

-Have you got that girls?

-Yes.

-Fantastic.

-Excellent, now firstly,

we are looking for a talented singer,

and we think that Yasmin's mum would be perfect for this role.

-Look at her face.

-But where is Yasmin's mum?

Can you identify her only by looking at the knees?

Auditionees, please show us your knees.

It's a tricky one. What do you think?

I forgot what she was wearing.

-What do you reckon?

-I think five.

You think five, do you?

You think five is your mum's knees?

I think...

-Why are you saying that?

-She's got quite skinny legs.

-Oh, OK.

-Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You know your mum. You know your mum.

OK, we're going for number five.

Right, congratulations booth number five, you are in the band.

If you'd just like to head this way. Mind your step. Beautiful.

Excellent stuff. You're in the band.

Stay there. Beautiful. Beautiful stuff.

-Wonderful effort.

-Excellent.

She's started dancing.

-Or he.

-Or he.

Next up, we are looking for someone to sing the high notes,

and we think that Hannah's mum would be great in this role.

So, each of the remaining five auditionees

will now sing their best high C,

but which is Hannah's mum?

Number one, take it away.

THEY SING ONE NOTE OFFKEY

Wow. That was horrible.

Number two, please.

THEY SING ONE NOTE OFFKEY

-That was worse.

-Number three.

THEY SHOUT A NOTE

LAUGHTER

Number four.

THEY SING IN TUNE

And number six.

THEY SING IN TUNE

Oh, this is tricky.

So difficult, OK.

So based on those soulful sounds,

which auditionee do you think is your mum, Hannah?

Number one.

I'm going over to number one.

-That was quick, that.

-It was, rather confident. You confident with that?

Number one, you're in the band! Come over here.

Excellent stuff.

Keep walking over here. You're all good, you're all good.

Take your place on the stage.

This is turning into a rather fantastic band.

OK, there you go. Perfect.

For the final member of the band, girls,

we are looking for a singer who is a bit like George.

And, naturally, we thought of Hannah's dad.

To find him, you're going to have to feel the face.

Interesting. So, girls, come over here.

So we're going to stop by booth number six.

So, girls, stand right here.

Hannah, you stand closest.

Here we go, you stand there. Yasmin, you stand next to her.

Now you need to put your hands in there and feel the face.

Off you go. Feel the face.

-Don't be shy.

-Feel the face, Hannah.

-I can't.

-Well, then, Yasmin, you do it, you do it.

-Feel the face.

-I'm sorry.

Just have a feel, have a feel around.

You know Hannah's dad's face, don't you?

Did that feel like Hannah's dad's face?

-No.

-OK, all right, so let's move on

to booth number four then.

Yasmin, it's you all the way here, the pressure's on you, Yasmin.

-No.

-Doesn't feel like her dad's face.

OK. Excellent, we're on to number three then.

I can't feel the face. Oh, no, that might be. I don't know.

Oh, it might be. All right, well, let's try number two, then,

before you make a decision.

Interesting, OK. So let's go back to number three.

You said it might be number three.

-Yeah.

-So have another feel.

-Oh, sorry.

You're thinking number three?

-I think so.

-Hannah, are you happy with this decision?

-Yeah.

-Excellent, OK, so you're going with number three.

Girls, in that case, you head back over there.

Come over here. Come over here, girls.

Right, we're going with number three.

OK, Sam, open the door.

Congratulations, you're in the band. Come on!

Beautiful stuff. Open up that door, come over here.

Wow, what a wonderful looking band.

So there you have it. There you have it.

That, over there, is the Brand-new Hope Club.

What do you think, girls? You think it's a good band?

Mm.

THEY LAUGH

I'm with you, I'm with you.

Well, now is the time

to find out the real identities of this brand-new band

and to see if you chose correctly.

So, we'll start over here.

Now we're hoping that this band member is Yasmin's mum.

-So band member number one...

-Come on.

..remove the box!

Hey! That's one prize from the Wind Up prize stack.

-Well done.

-OK, so the next member of the band,

we need that to be Hannah's mum.

Band member two, please reveal your identity.

It's Hannah's mum! Well done.

Excellent, that's another prize from the Wind Up prize stash.

You're doing really well, girls, well done.

Can we make it a full house?

-Come on.

-Finally, band member number three,

-we're hoping that this is Hannah's dad.

-Come on!

Can band member number three reveal yourself?

CHEERING

-It's Hannah's dad.

-Well done, girls.

Full house. But now, things are going to get interesting,

because we are now going to give you the chance

to win tonight's star prize, which is signed New Hope Club T-shirts.

-Yeah!

-You'd like that,

but all you have to do is correctly identify

the remaining auditionees.

So I'm going to head over here,

and I'm going to get them out of their booths.

OK, so...

Booth number six, if you'd like to stand up.

Thank you very much.

OK, booth number four.

Four, four, four, four.

Here we go. And, finally, number two.

OK, here we go, number two.

Lovely stuff. So if you'd just come over here.

There we go, lovely.

Right, girls, to win the star prize, we need you to identify these three.

And we'll give you a little clue, you might know them.

Good clue.

THEY LAUGH

I'll give you another clue, you really like them.

Who do you reckon it is?

-Yasmin, just say what's in your mind.

-No, because I can't,

because they're not... He said they couldn't make it.

What? I don't know what you're talking about, Yasmin.

-Yeah, Yasmin.

-Just say what's in your mind, Yasmin.

-Is it...?

Is it New Hope Club?!

Is that your final answer?

-No, wait, do you have anything to say? Because otherwise...

-No.

-No?

It's for the star prize. We're going to have to take your first answer.

And your first answer was - you thought it was the New Hope Club.

-OK. Is that your final answer?

-Sorry, it's going to have to be.

-OK, OK, well...

-Sorry.

-The best of luck, girls.

You're saying it's the New Hope Club.

In that case...

..guys, reveal yourselves.

APPLAUSE

Come on over, guys. Come on over and say hello.

This is nice, isn't it?

How are you?

Well done, lads. Well done, guys.

-Girls, you happy?

-So happy!

-Hey! Lovely stuff.

-Give it up one more time for

Hannah and Yasmin, the New Hope Club and obviously the parents.

Thank you, guys. You're wonderful.

Agent Nixon and Rhodes are in Coventry to wind-up dynamic duo

Aziza and Zach.

Taking on the mission is agent-in-training Radzi,

who was almost caught out by a Blue Peter ringtone.

Radzi then snuck into the dining room

to ice a classic Blue Peter shape onto a cake.

But things soon got tasty,

as Aziza and Zach switch rooms and spotted a camera.

Will the mission continue?

-Look!

-Oh...

-What is that?

SAM: Aziza has clocked a camera.

So...

-MOUTHS:

-No, no, no!

-Hello, little camera.

-It's not, it's for the, erm, it's the CCTV.

Mum's helping you out here, mate.

-More of these things.

-Mum, there's a camera.

-Didn't you get the alarm people in?

-Oh...

OK, so what you're going to have to do now to get through

to challenge three, you're going to have to move quickly.

Head out into the back garden. Go, go, go, go, go.

Go right now, quick. Quick, quick, quick, quick.

Drop the cake off. Drop the cake off!

Drop the cake off in the kitchen. Drop the cake off in the kitchen.

Yeah, well done!

-Radzi, that was amazing. Well done, mate.

-Fast!

-I've never seen you move so fast.

-SAM AND MARK LAUGH

-He's very happy.

-OK, here comes mission three.

If you head down towards the washing line, you will see a few items,

which will help you make a scarecrow.

-OK...

-He's using clothes from the washing line,

that's not part of the challenge.

Radzi, stop using the clothes from the washing line.

-He's using their clothes!

-Oh, that's the...

Yes, there's a frame with trousers already on it.

We don't want you to use the family's clothes.

Are you all right?

-What's happened?

-What's happened?

-Dogs.

-Oh, yeah.

-We forgot about that.

We did forget to mention that there are some pretty big dogs

-at the bottom of the garden.

-Yeah.

Good doggies.

Why's he talking to the dogs?

LAUGHTER DROWNS SPEECH

Imagine that you're on a Blue Peter, and you're doing a Blue Peter make.

Hello, viewers, thank you very much joining us here,

I'm going to try and make a scarecrow.

-Now I've got a face.

-So this is what your audition was like,

-weren't it, for Blue Peter?

-If this was my audition with Blue Peter,

I wouldn't have the job.

Now, Radzi, that's a great scarecrow,

but there's something missing.

Your face.

To finish and complete mission three,

you need to get your face from out of the bag and stick it on

the scarecrow, only then will you complete the mission.

Oh, look at that beautiful creation.

And there we have, there we have it.

Well done, Radzi. Very good.

Mission three is complete. Well done, all right.

You need to now go into the kitchen

and hide underneath the dining table.

-OK?

-Yes.

As part of the challenge, you need a Blue Peter sticker.

When Aziza and Zach are sitting down at the dining table,

we want you to stick that sticker on one of them.

-What?

-Without them knowing, obviously.

-Obviously.

I'd hurry up, because dinner is ready...

Dinner's served. Hurry up.

You need to be quick, because the kids are going to be making

their way to the dining room.

Left corner, Mum's helping you out, there you go.

Mum is going to be bringing the kids in for dinner very, very soon.

-Tea's ready.

-Radzi, they are on their way.

Zach's in, Zach's in.

Look at his face.

Here we go. Oh, no idea yet, no idea yet.

That's ridiculous.

Radzi from Blue Peter is sat under their dining table!

Oh, we're sticking on.

Has he done it?

What?

THEY LAUGH

-Oh, no.

-Oh, oh...

They're not found him yet.

But she's looking!

Hello!

Zach and Aziza, hello.

Do you have any idea what's going on?

-Hello, guys.

-Hello, guys.

-How you doing?

Mate, I've got to say, wonderful effort.

How are you doing, guys? You all right?

-You're bit in shock, I would imagine.

-Yeah.

Radzi here has been hiding in your house.

I knew there was something was going on,

because Dad was, like, really, like, smiley at me.

-Does Dad not normally smile?

-Busted!

-Wicked.

-That was so good, and Aziza and Zach join us right now.

Aziza, a bit of a strange question, but I'm going to ask it anyway -

did you have any idea that Radzi from Blue Peter

-was hiding in your house?

-No.

-Not at all?

-No!

-Zach, what about you?

-No.

-Nope? Yes!

When you saw the camera though, did you not suspect anything?

Dad kept on saying it was a sensor, but that wasn't a sensor.

-Yeah, it was.

-It was, honestly, it was.

Now I've got to ask, how shocked were you when you looked under

the table and you saw a Blue Peter presenter underneath there?

I was scared out of my life, because I was like,

"Oh, there's an intruder, but..."

You know what? That's fair comment, that's fair comment.

Now, guys, unfortunately, Radzi couldn't be here today.

But he did want to send you a little message.

So have a look at this.

Aziza and Zach, I was so close to completing my agent challenge,

but you guys beat me.

You are awesome! I hope you have the best day ever

with Sam and Mark and here comes a high five from me to you.

-Aw, lovely Radzi.

-Well done, Radzi.

What a great sport. And you know what?

Aziza and Zach, for being such great In Yer House targets,

we are going to give you both some spy agent watches.

-Is that all right?

-Yeah.

-Yeah.

-Lovely stuff.

Fantastic. Give it up one more time for Aziza and Zach.

CHEERING

Welcome to the most arm stretching game on your telly.

The rules are simple, over two rounds,

eight grown-ups must hang on to this bar for as long

as they possibly can.

If they let go at any moment,

they fall into these pits full of hungry sharks!

-No, no, sponge blocks, mate.

-Oh, sorry, yeah.

Soft, spongy blocks.

I always get spongy blocks and hungry sharks mixed up.

Yeah, that's easy to do.

Whoever holds on the longest in each round will go head-to-head

in a nail-biting Hang On final,

where the longest dangler will win a prize for their family.

-Have you got that? Course you have.

-Yeah, I've got the, er,

HANG of it.

-You're on fire today.

-Yeah.

Let's meet today's hangers on.

This is Peter.

Peter has nothing to say about giraffes.

Meet Matt.

Matt's favourite breakfast is yesterday's pizza.

That's Daniel.

Daniel is more of a dog person than a cat person.

And say "Bonjour" to Andy,

because Andy can speak fluent French.

Lovely, lovely, lovely, guys.

Right, stay stood on the platform, but grab onto the bar, please.

Now in a moment, I will count down three, two, one,

and then I'll say "Hang on".

You should gently step off the platform and begin to dangle,

but only when I say "Hang on".

OK, are you happy to proceed?

Three, two, one.

Hang on!

Solid start, solid start.

OK, Daniel, Andy, brilliant. Matt has got very long arms.

-Yeah.

-Got long arms.

Oh, Peter's gone! Peter's gone.

-Doing well.

-Matt, a little smile...

-Andy's doing really well.

Daniel's doing brilliantly as well.

-Both are in the zone.

-Come on, boys, you can do this.

Matt's shouting. Matt's shouting. What are you shouting, Matt?

-Look at this! Look at Matt's face!

-He's unbelievable.

He's not moving anywhere!

Wow, these are strong competitors right here. Daniel...

Daniel might be struggling here.

Daniel's struggling! Daniel's struggling!

-Come on, Daniel, you can do it.

-Hang in there! Come on, lad.

-Oh, he's gone.

-Daniel's gone.

-It's between Matt and Andy.

Oh! It's Matt!

Well done, Matt, well done. Well done, guys. Unlucky.

Matt is the winner. How are you feeling, mate?

-Tired, achy.

-I bet you are, eh? You were tremendous there though.

-Very good.

-It's hard work.

I bet it's hard work. Well, mate, get yourself ready,

because very soon, you will be on that platform once again

in the final Hang On. Give it up for Matt, everyone!

Who will Matt be dangling with in the final?

There's only one way to find out.

Let's meet the hangers on in round two.

This is Jamie.

Jamie likes to dip chips in custard.

Meet Philip.

Philip has an unusual fear of wellies.

Meet Joanne.

Joanne has several questions about all of this.

And say hello to Tracy.

Tracy insists she invented the tuba.

Bonkers!

All right, let's play.

Stay stood on the platform,

but please hold on to the bar.

Are you happy to proceed?

Three, two, one, hang on.

Joanne's doing really well here. Joanne's doing really well.

Come on, guys, hang in there.

Really good. Really good, guys.

Come on. Stay focused.

-Stay focused.

-This is good, this is strong.

This is really good. Come on, Philip, you can stay in there.

Come on!

Philip's gone! He's the first one gone.

He's fell in.

Come on, stay focused. You're doing so well.

-Got Jamie, Joanne and Tracy.

-So well, guys.

Come on!

Come on, Jamie. Look at that, Jamie, nerves of steel.

-Wow. This is tremendous!

-Outstanding!

Come on, Jamie, hold in there. Hold in there!

He's gone.

We've got our winner.

Well done, Tracy!

Tracy, come over here, lovely.

-Fantastic! How are you feeling after that?

-Oh!

You did so brilliantly then.

-My arms are extra long.

-I know, yeah, fantastic.

Well, there is no time to waste, Tracy.

Get back self on the platform,

get ready to face Matt in the final of Hang On. Well done.

For this round, we have really raised the bar.

But only metaphorically - the bar is technically the same height.

Oh, yeah, that's true.

As they dangle, Matt and Tracy will be pelted with balls

by their opponent's kid.

Millie, Matt is your dad. How do you reckon he's going to do?

-I don't think he's going to do very well.

-Why not?!

He did really well in the first round.

And, Anna, Tracy is your mum.

-How do you think she's going to do?

-Really good.

-Yes!

-OK!

Brilliant. OK, well, kids, if you'd like to get into position.

-Anna, over there.

-You go over there.

Don't pelt your own parent. That'd be bad.

OK, Matt and Tracy,

the last one dangling will win a prize for their family.

So, please, hold the bar, but remained stood on the platform.

Matt, are you ready?

Tracy, are you ready?

Three, two, one, hang on.

OK. Right.

Go on. That's it.

Good.

OK, get it on in.

Oh, he's starting to...

He's started...

-Come on, Tracy.

-He's moving...

This is going to be difficult.

Oh, Matt looks like he's in pain already.

He's made a mistake, he's made a mistake.

He's gone wide. That could be a mistake.

Oh, he's had a shocker!

Come on, Tracy. Tracy, you stay there.

-Keep going.

-You stay there.

-Oh, he's gone!

-Tracy, you've won, you won! Get down.

-Yes, Tracy! You've won.

-Yeah!

Fantastic, how are you feeling after that?

-Fantastic.

-Fantastic! Fantastic, well done.

Oh, Matt. You had a bit of a shocker there, what happened?

-I went a bit too wide, didn't I?

-You went too wide.

You went too wide, all on your lats there, mate, all on your lats.

-And the accuracy of the throws, wasn't it?

-Well, I've got to say,

Millie, don't worry. You're not going to go home empty-handed.

We're going to give you a Big Friday Wind-up goodie bag,

-is that all right?

-Yeah.

-Lovely stuff.

And, Anna, check this out. Your mum has just won you a scooter!

Let's hear it for all of our hangers on. Well done, guys, well done!

-Excellent.

-Nice work.

Hi, it's us, Isabel and Polly from Hetty Feather.

And if I had to think of just one thing I love about Sam and Mark,

I'd probably say...

Erm...

Today's Selfie Stick Celebs are top pop trio New Hope Club.

All right, lads, thank you very, very much

for surprising Yasmin and Hannah a bit earlier on.

-I think it's safe to say they're super fans.

-Yeah!

-They're loving it.

-Lads, it's been quite a year for you guys.

What have you been up to? Tell us all.

Well, we just came off a world tour with our good friends The Vamps.

Beautiful stuff. Where in the world have you been?

Everywhere. We've been, like, South...

You've been to Barnsley?

-We've gone through it, I reckon.

-You've gone through it? Aww!

-Awww!

-Stop off next time. Someone from Barnsley.

But right now, we are going to give you our Big Wind-Up Selfie Stick.

Now, you must get ridiculous selfies

with as many members of our audience as you can in just two minutes.

However, once the selfie has snapped with a lucky member of the audience,

they can ask you whatever they want.

No question is off limits.

Lads, how are you feeling about this?

-We're excited.

-Excited, good, good.

-Mark, what is the first selfie?

Snap a selfie with a kid puffing their cheeks out.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Oh, there we go, there we go. Come on, lads, everyone, everyone.

Who's doing it? Which kid? Which kid? Which kid?

This kid. This kid, go, get in, get in.

Beautiful stuff. Oh, there we go, all right.

You can ask any question you want.

How many tours have you done?

-Five?

-Six?

-Six, maybe. We're not sure. We're not sure.

They all blur into one. They all blur into one.

-OK, what's next, Mark?

-Snap a selfie with a mum looking cross.

Ooh, a mum looking cross. You've got one right here!

Get in, get in, get in. Look cross, look cross.

Excellent! Right, what's your question?

-Who's your girl band?

-Little Mix.

Little Mix. Yeah, they are good, aren't they? They are very good.

-All right, what's next, Mark?

-Snap a selfie with a Dave.

-There's always a Dave!

-Dave!

-Anyone called Dave?

SHOUTING

Get yourself down the aisle. Why not? Come over here.

Dave, give us a good smile.

Right, Dave, what's your question?

-Did you pick that colour?

-Did you...?

LAUGHTER

I think it makes your eyes pop. It makes your eyes pop.

What's next, Mark?

All right, snap a selfie with a kid who's pretending to be asleep.

-I hope they're pretending.

-Who's pretending to be asleep?

Oh, he's fast on, he's fast on. Quick, get him in.

Right, wake up for a question.

-What is your favourite movie?

-What is your favourite movie?

Toy Story. Oh, good, good choice, good choice.

Take a selfie with a kid giving you a wink.

A wink!

-Let's go over! Go on, lads, go on.

-Move, move, move, move!

LAUGHTER

Go, go, go, go, go, go!

-OK, we've got a winker.

-Come on.

Good, what's your question? KLAXON BLARES

-Out of time!

-No time for the question. Come on down, guys.

Well done. You did very well there, guys.

Oh, let's have a look through all those selfies.

Let's take a look, lads. Beautiful stuff.

Some very good ones.

-There we go, that's the winking one.

-Very good...

Look at this, look at this joker!

Look at this joker!

Oh!

Good stuff.

All right, selfie with a kid who's pretending to be asleep.

That's good. What was the next one there?

It was a Dave. There's always a Dave!

There we go. Oh, that's clear.

And, actually, it looks like you are pointing at that girl there.

LAUGHTER

OK, snap a selfie with a mum looking cross.

LAUGHTER

-That's amazing.

-That's very good.

That's brilliant, that is brilliant.

-Love that.

-And the final one is a kid puffing their cheeks out.

Oh, we got two kids here doing that. Oh, three kids, look at that. Hey!

All right, well, you did very well there, guys.

But because you did so well,

you're going to have to pick one selfie subject

to win the much coveted Wind-up mug, OK?

So which one are you going to pick?

Puffy cheeks, puffy cheeks.

Puffy cheeks, puffy cheeks, there we go.

Puffy cheeks!

-You get yourself a mug, young man.

-We'll get you a mug to you.

-Lovely stuff.

-Fantastic. Give it up one more time for the New Hope Club!

Cheers, lads, we'll see you in the end of the show.

-Well done, lads.

-Thank you very much. Lovely.

-Cheers.

This is the only game on telly

to expertly combine chance, general knowledge

and thousands of multicoloured balls.

It must be Ball Fall Turbo.

Firstly, let's welcome back our teams. We have Yasmin's team.

And we have Pippa's team.

Yasmin, please introduce the gang for us.

So this is my mum, Gina,

then there's Sarah, and then we have Vicki, Victoria.

Excellent, lovely to have you here, guys.

And Pippa, who have you got on your team?

My dad,

Eden and my mum.

-Lovely.

-Right. Here is how it works.

Our teams are below a tank of balls,

which is just waiting to fall on them.

The first team to be completely covered in balls

is out of the game.

Guys, you will take in turns to choose one of the 25 envelopes

held by our lovely studio audience. Show us your envelopes.

Beautiful! Now, each envelope contains either a question,

a timed Ball Fall, or worst of all, the dreaded Ball Fall Turbo.

Get one of those, and you will be out of the game straight away.

The winning team will take home tonight's star prize -

a games console.

Let's play Ball Fall Turbo.

So, Victoria, you are going first.

Please choose an envelope between 1 and 25.

-22.

-22, if you'd like to stand up, please.

Reveal what's inside that envelope.

Turbo straight away!

Which means, Victoria, you're out of the game.

Number 1, drop the balls.

Straight away.

Bye, Victoria! Bye!

Oh, out of the game on the first pick.

What are the chances? You all right in there, Victoria?

-I'm good.

-Good, excellent.

All right, over to you, Pippa.

Which envelope are you going for?

-2.

-Number 2, please.

All right, what do we got?

Just building the tension, I like it.

15-second Ball Fall.

All right, the best of luck, Pippa.

Three, two, one, drop them balls.

Come on, come on, come on!

She's still there! I can still see her!

She's still in the game, she's still in the game.

-Well done, Pippa.

-That was a close one.

Very close. Right, Sarah, we're over to you.

Pick a number between 1 and 25, please.

-11.

-Number 11.

Please stand up and reveal what is inside number 11.

Here we go, come on.

Oh, no, no, no! It's a Ball Fall Turbo!

Sarah, I'm afraid you're out of the game.

Number 2, drop the balls.

-Bye, Sarah, bye!

-See you later!

Dearie me, what are the chances? I can't believe that.

-Are you all right in there, Sarah?

-Yeah, I'm fine.

-She's fine.

-It's going horribly.

-She's out of the game.

All right, let's go over to Phillipe.

-What are you going for, buddy?

-14.

14!

All right, what we got in there?

Ten-second Ball Fall, Philippe.

All right, the best of luck in three, two, one, drop the balls.

-Ow!

-He's still in the game, he's still in the game. Well done.

OK, Gina, we are over to you.

What number are you going to go for?

21. Number 21, please.

-It's a question.

-OK.

OK, so, Gina, you need to answer this question

as quickly as possible...

-OK.

-..to stop those balls falling on you. The best of luck.

Name three oceans on Planet Earth, go!

Mercury, Venus, Mars.

Mercury, Venus, Mars...

Those aren't oceans!

-Mercury, Uranus...

-Oceans!

-I'm sorry?

-Oceans!

-Oceans!

Oceans, Gina! Oceans, Gina!

Gina!

She may have said all of the oceans, because I couldn't hear a word.

-She definitely didn't.

-OK. Good. Gina...

-She said Mars and Mercury.

-What were you saying, Gina?

I was saying all the planets.

Right, yeah, that's the wrong answer, that.

Sorry, Gina.

So we were looking for oceans, not planets.

-Oh, I know the oceans.

-Oh, you know the oceans, do you?!

You could've had Atlantic Ocean, Arctic Ocean, Indian Ocean, Pacific,

or Southern Ocean.

-I know!

-She knows. She knows. She knows.

OK, it's looking pretty good for Pippa's team at the moment.

OK, Eden, what are you going for?

-Number 3.

-Number 3, please.

We have got...

Oh, it's a question.

Eden, the best of luck.

How many letters are there in the word predictable?

Off you go.

-10!

-No.

-11!

-Yes!

Stop the balls. Well done, Eden. Excellent.

Yasmin, Yasmin, Yasmin.

You are the only player left on this team.

Best of luck. Let's hope this is not a Ball Fall Turbo.

Choose a number between 1 and 25, please.

-I choose 4.

-Number 4.

What have we got in Number 4?

A question! Oh, here we go!

OK, best of luck. Listen to the question very carefully, Yasmin.

When added together, how many legs would two dogs, a cat,

and a penguin have? Go!

-14.

-That's right, stop the balls!

Well done! Excellent!

-Well done, Yasmin.

-All right, Kelly, what are you going for?

-16.

-Number 16, please.

It's a question.

Best of luck.

Name three colours on the Italian flag. Go!

-Red, white, and green.

-Oh, wow! Stop the balls, stop the balls!

Wow, that was incredible.

-It was red, white and green. Well done!

-Very good, very good.

OK, Yasmin, we're back to you

because the rest of your team members are out of the game.

Are you all all right, Yasmin's team?

-ALL:

-Yeah.

-Good, OK. Right, Yasmin.

-Pick a number.

-20.

Number 20.

-A 15-second Ball Fall!

-Oh, it's going to be close.

This is going to be incredibly close.

Yasmin, I suggest you sit up.