Episode 11 ‹ Series 7 ‹ Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

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Ladies and gentlemen, here they are,	0:00:18	0:00:21
it's Sam and Mark!	0:00:21	0:00:23
# Hey, ho Here she goes	0:00:23	0:00:25
# Either a little too high Or a little too low	0:00:25	0:00:27
# Got no self-esteem and vertigo	0:00:27	0:00:29
# Because she thinks she's made of candy	0:00:29	0:00:31
# Hey, ho Here she goes	0:00:31	0:00:33
# Either a little too loud Or a little too close	0:00:33	0:00:35
# Got a hurricane at the back of her throat	0:00:35	0:00:37
# She thinks she's made of candy. #	0:00:37	0:00:39
-Mark?! -Whoo! Yes, mate?	0:00:39	0:00:41
What are you doing? Where are the audience?	0:00:41	0:00:42
Oh, yeah, I was thinking that.	0:00:42	0:00:44
Please tell me you didn't forget to book the audience.	0:00:44	0:00:48
I didn't forget to book the audience.	0:00:48	0:00:50
But did you forget to book the audience?	0:00:50	0:00:52
I totally forgot to book the audience.	0:00:52	0:00:54
Brilliant! How many times have we gone through this?	0:00:54	0:00:56
I told you - for the final show of the series	0:00:56	0:00:59
I was going to wash our underpants	0:00:59	0:01:00
-and you were going to book the audience. -I know.	0:01:00	0:01:02
So, tell me, are you wearing lovely fresh underpants today?	0:01:02	0:01:06
-Fresh as a daisy, mate. -Yeah. -Lovely.	0:01:06	0:01:08
I put a bit of extra fabric softener in there for you.	0:01:08	0:01:10
-Oh, thanks. -But, anyway, listen, do we have any audience?	0:01:10	0:01:13
-No, I'm sorry. -Oh, sorry?!	0:01:13	0:01:16
Sorry doth butter no parsnips, my friend.	0:01:16	0:01:18
The audience are the stars of the show.	0:01:18	0:01:21
No, they're not! It's called Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up	0:01:21	0:01:23
not the Studio Audience's Big Friday Wind-Up.	0:01:23	0:01:26
Mark, of course they're the stars of the show.	0:01:26	0:01:29
Listen, we can't have a show without the audience.	0:01:29	0:01:31
Do you not remember all the unsuspecting kids	0:01:31	0:01:33
we've dragged out of the studio audience	0:01:33	0:01:35
and brought them down to win some fantastic, amazing prizes?	0:01:35	0:01:38
Oh, yeah.	0:01:38	0:01:39
-Are you ready for this, James? -Yeah. -The best of luck.	0:01:39	0:01:42
Your time starts now. WHISTLE BLOWS	0:01:42	0:01:44
GRANDSTAND MUSIC PLAYS	0:01:44	0:01:45
Left a bit, left a bit, left a bit.	0:01:45	0:01:48
-Turn. -Other way, other way!	0:01:48	0:01:49
-Other way. Turn the other way. -Keep going!	0:01:49	0:01:51
-Turn, turn, the other way! -Where's he going?!	0:01:51	0:01:53
-The other way! -Left, left! -Left, left!	0:01:53	0:01:55
Shoot, shoot!	0:01:55	0:01:57
LAUGHTER	0:01:57	0:01:59
Turn that way! Forward, forward!	0:01:59	0:02:01
-Shoot, shoot! -Shoot, shoot! Shoot!	0:02:01	0:02:04
CHEERING	0:02:04	0:02:06
-Shoot, shoot! -Forward, forward, forward!	0:02:06	0:02:08
-Forward! Shoot! -Yes!	0:02:08	0:02:10
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:02:12	0:02:14
Shoot, shoot!	0:02:16	0:02:18
Yeah!	0:02:18	0:02:20
Back, back, back, back!	0:02:20	0:02:22
Back, back, back, back!	0:02:22	0:02:24
-Shoot! -Shoot?!	0:02:24	0:02:26
LAUGHTER	0:02:26	0:02:28
WHISTLE BLOWS	0:02:29	0:02:32
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:02:32	0:02:34
The best of luck, Libby. We're all behind you, aren't we?	0:02:34	0:02:36
Come on!	0:02:36	0:02:38
On your marks, get set, go!	0:02:38	0:02:41
Go!	0:02:41	0:02:43
Yes!	0:02:43	0:02:45
-Forward roll! -That's it, that's it, round you go.	0:02:45	0:02:47
Don't forget the forward roll after you've done the jump.	0:02:47	0:02:50
We'll give you that one, we'll give you that one.	0:02:50	0:02:53
CHEERING	0:02:53	0:02:55
That's it, that's it! Come on, Libby!	0:02:55	0:02:57
You're doing really well, really well. Come on.	0:02:57	0:03:00
Here we go. Oh!	0:03:00	0:03:01
-Oh, missed it! Come back, come back! -You can get it!	0:03:03	0:03:05
Get that one on the end, it's a bit lower.	0:03:05	0:03:07
-Big jump, come on! -Come on!	0:03:07	0:03:10
CHEERING	0:03:10	0:03:12
Brilliant!	0:03:12	0:03:14
Come on, Libby! You can do this.	0:03:14	0:03:15
You've got ten seconds left!	0:03:15	0:03:18
-Come on! Quick, quick, quick! -Whoa!	0:03:18	0:03:20
Go, go, go, go!	0:03:23	0:03:25
BUZZER	0:03:25	0:03:27
CHEERING	0:03:27	0:03:29
Mum, time to get your blindfold on	0:03:29	0:03:30
and get your hands in position.	0:03:30	0:03:32
Excellent blindfold!	0:03:32	0:03:34
All right, your time starts now!	0:03:34	0:03:37
I'm going to have jam on my cake.	0:03:37	0:03:41
What are you using to put the jam on your cake?	0:03:41	0:03:43
-A spatula. -Right.	0:03:43	0:03:45
-Lovely. -Wow, that's a lot of jam.	0:03:45	0:03:48
Are you sure that's enough jam?	0:03:48	0:03:50
I'm spreading it on.	0:03:50	0:03:53
-It's spreading... -You've got enough jam, what else do you want?	0:03:53	0:03:56
Now I'm going to add the buttercream with the spoon.	0:03:56	0:03:58
-Yeah, there we go. -Now, let me just... Get the spoon.	0:03:58	0:04:02
There, there, get the spoon.	0:04:02	0:04:05
Pour it on, just pour it on.	0:04:05	0:04:07
-Spread it on. -Maybe flatten it out with your hands, Mum.	0:04:07	0:04:09
-I mean, Kian. -Spread it on!	0:04:09	0:04:11
-Put the cream on! -Put the cream on!	0:04:11	0:04:14
That's it! Now we're talking.	0:04:14	0:04:17
Now the sponge!	0:04:17	0:04:20
The sponge!	0:04:20	0:04:22
-It's looking so lovely. -Get the cream.	0:04:22	0:04:24
All right, what else are we putting on?	0:04:24	0:04:26
Spin it round, that's it! Lovely. All right.	0:04:29	0:04:31
-Take a big bite! -Big bite, quick!	0:04:31	0:04:33
BUZZER	0:04:36	0:04:38
CHEERING	0:04:38	0:04:40
All right, darling, blindfold off.	0:04:40	0:04:42
You've done very well, very, very well.	0:04:42	0:04:44
Welcome to this very special Wind-Up mission with secret agent Joey.	0:04:44	0:04:48
Like any good spy, Joey must navigate his way through the course	0:04:48	0:04:52
without touching any of the lasers,	0:04:52	0:04:55
collecting the five yellow blocks,	0:04:55	0:04:58
each of which represents a code letter.	0:04:58	0:05:00
Can we bring the lights down, please?	0:05:00	0:05:02
You get 45 seconds on the clock. Can you see the beams?	0:05:02	0:05:06
-Yeah. -The best of luck, buddy.	0:05:06	0:05:07
Your time starts now.	0:05:07	0:05:09
Go, go, go, go!	0:05:09	0:05:11
Nice. OK, put it in your bag, put it in your bag.	0:05:11	0:05:13
-Good. OK. -Watch the beams. -Be careful of that beam.	0:05:13	0:05:17
Watch the beams. That beam is tricky.	0:05:17	0:05:19
-Oh, good! -Watch it, watch it!	0:05:19	0:05:22
There's one above your head, be careful, Joey.	0:05:22	0:05:24
Come on, mate, you can do this.	0:05:24	0:05:26
Keep going under it, that's it. Good work.	0:05:26	0:05:28
-Good work. -In your bag. Get it in your bag.	0:05:28	0:05:30
-A bit lower, bit lower. -That's it.	0:05:30	0:05:33
Crawl under! Get on your tummy,	0:05:33	0:05:35
get on your tummy!	0:05:35	0:05:36
-You can do this. OK, good. -Mind that one.	0:05:36	0:05:39
-Oh, close. -Nice, nice work, Joey.	0:05:39	0:05:41
Big step. Yes!	0:05:41	0:05:44
Come on, Joey. Underneath.	0:05:44	0:05:46
That's tricky.	0:05:46	0:05:48
You've only got five seconds left!	0:05:48	0:05:51
CHEERING	0:05:51	0:05:53
-Come on over, Joey. Come on over, buddy. -Wow!	0:05:54	0:05:58
Joey! Would you believe it?	0:06:00	0:06:03
But whilst you were navigating the laser course,	0:06:03	0:06:05
your dad has only gone and found himself	0:06:05	0:06:08
chained up right under this vat of radioactive mega slime!	0:06:08	0:06:12
-AUDIENCE: -Ewww!	0:06:12	0:06:13
-What are the chances? -I know, right?	0:06:13	0:06:15
But, Joey, not to worry because you can save him.	0:06:15	0:06:18
You will now have just five seconds to stop the radioactive mega slime	0:06:18	0:06:23
from dropping on your dad by guessing the code word.	0:06:23	0:06:26
Now, the code word is made up of the letters that you found	0:06:26	0:06:30
in the laser course.	0:06:30	0:06:32
As soon as you say the code word, the vat of mega slime will lock,	0:06:32	0:06:35
your dad will be free, and you will win the star prize.	0:06:35	0:06:38
If you don't guess the code word,	0:06:38	0:06:40
the radioactive mega slime will make a right mess of your dad.	0:06:40	0:06:43
Agent Joey, do you want to stroke the cat?	0:06:43	0:06:46
Good luck.	0:06:46	0:06:48
OK. Agent Joey, we are about to reveal the letters that you found.	0:06:48	0:06:53
You have just five seconds. Best of luck.	0:06:53	0:06:55
It's going to be tricky, this. You stay back there, Joey.	0:06:55	0:06:58
Best of luck. Here we go.	0:06:58	0:06:59
Remember, you've only got five seconds.	0:06:59	0:07:01
What's the word?	0:07:01	0:07:02
-"RADAR..." -No. -"RIDAY". -What's missing?	0:07:04	0:07:07
-Oh! -What's missing? -What's missing?!	0:07:07	0:07:11
ALARM	0:07:11	0:07:12
Oh, no!	0:07:12	0:07:14
Oh, no! Which means the radioactive slime is going to fall on your dad!	0:07:14	0:07:18
Oh, no!	0:07:18	0:07:20
Joey, it was "FRIDAY"!	0:07:22	0:07:24
SAM LAUGHS	0:07:24	0:07:27
-We just took an "F" off, mate. -We only took the "F" off.	0:07:27	0:07:30
-That's all we did, mate. -Wow. OK.	0:07:30	0:07:34
-Ah, great times! -Oh, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself,	0:07:34	0:07:37
but we've got a full hour to fill yet	0:07:37	0:07:38
-and we've got no studio audience to help us out. -Mate, calm down.	0:07:38	0:07:41
We'll think of something, and I told you,	0:07:41	0:07:43
-it's not all about them, you know? -Yes, it is!	0:07:43	0:07:45
No, it is not.	0:07:45	0:07:46
We get some great celeb guests as well, remember?	0:07:46	0:07:49
Oh, well, that's all right, then, isn't it?	0:07:49	0:07:51
Apart from do you actually see any top celebs here?	0:07:51	0:07:54
-Me and you... -Not me and you!	0:07:54	0:07:56
I'm talking about big celebs!	0:07:56	0:07:58
-We need pop stars, we need actors. -Oh, all right. I could call someone.	0:07:58	0:08:01
I've got all the numbers in here.	0:08:01	0:08:03
My phone is like a Who's Who of telly stars.	0:08:03	0:08:05
-I could call in a favour. -All right, who do you suggest?	0:08:05	0:08:07
Oh, name someone, they're all in here.	0:08:07	0:08:09
-will.i.am? -No.	0:08:09	0:08:10
-Peter Andre? -He never calls me back.	0:08:10	0:08:13
-Simon Cowell? -Well, not any more.	0:08:13	0:08:15
-Then who? -I tell you what, I could call Pixie Lott.	0:08:15	0:08:18
When she was on the show, I asked for her number.	0:08:18	0:08:20
-She'd be a great guest. -I suppose it's worth a try. Go on, then.	0:08:20	0:08:22
All right. What does "Number not in use" mean?	0:08:22	0:08:26
Brilliant! What are we going to do now?!	0:08:26	0:08:28
We need a celeb guest!	0:08:28	0:08:30
You all right, boys?	0:08:30	0:08:32
-BOTH: -You all right, Chris?	0:08:32	0:08:33
Don't worry, mate. We'll think of something.	0:08:33	0:08:36
Today's Celeb of Doom is Ben Shires.	0:08:38	0:08:42
CHEERING	0:08:42	0:08:44
-It's Cel Spellman. -CHEERING	0:08:44	0:08:47
-It's Angellica Bell. -CHEERING	0:08:47	0:08:50
Three, two, one...	0:08:51	0:08:54
Blow!	0:08:54	0:08:56
Oh, it's tense.	0:08:58	0:08:59
I mean, has this ever been witnessed on children's telly before,	0:08:59	0:09:03
and if not, why not?	0:09:03	0:09:05
Gentlemen, I'm going to count you in, and once your feet land	0:09:05	0:09:08
-in the cold water... -Yeah.	0:09:08	0:09:09
-..you must try to get to 60 seconds, OK? -BOTH: -OK.	0:09:09	0:09:12
Three, two, one...	0:09:12	0:09:14
-Plunge! -SAM SCREAMS	0:09:14	0:09:16
OK, how we doing? Chilly?	0:09:16	0:09:19
What would you say the degree is of that water, temperature-wise?	0:09:19	0:09:22
Oh, probably, probably a minus...	0:09:22	0:09:24
Oh, stop talking to me!	0:09:24	0:09:26
MARK SCREAMS	0:09:26	0:09:29
This isn't pleasant!	0:09:31	0:09:33
-Let's go. -Is it in a bap or a...?	0:09:33	0:09:36
A bap, a bap, it's not high-class.	0:09:36	0:09:39
Come on, quick, quick, quick.	0:09:39	0:09:41
25 seconds left.	0:09:41	0:09:43
Anything there that stands out?	0:09:47	0:09:48
It's not very nice.	0:09:48	0:09:50
Sam had the form last time.	0:09:50	0:09:52
He blew and he blew and Mark's house fell down.	0:09:52	0:09:56
SCREAMS DROWN OUT SPEECH	0:09:56	0:10:00
Oh. Oh, it's here. Oh, he's making progress!	0:10:00	0:10:03
CHEERING	0:10:03	0:10:05
Oh, no! I think we have a clear winner.	0:10:05	0:10:11
Sam. Sam?!	0:10:11	0:10:14
Today's Selfie Stick Celeb is singing sensation HRVY.	0:10:15	0:10:20
Snap a selfie with a kid pretending to scream.	0:10:23	0:10:26
Go!	0:10:26	0:10:27
That's good, that's good, that's good.	0:10:27	0:10:30
Pretend to scream, pretend to scream.	0:10:30	0:10:32
Excellent stuff. What's your question for HRVY?	0:10:32	0:10:34
-Who do you prefer, Sam or Mark? -Oh! -Aww!	0:10:34	0:10:37
Who do you prefer? I can't pick. I'm sorry, that's just one thing...	0:10:37	0:10:40
Well, HRVY, I'm the one that's with you,	0:10:40	0:10:42
Mark's just stood over there doing nothing.	0:10:42	0:10:44
-I love you the most. -I can't... I can't pick, I'm sorry.	0:10:44	0:10:46
-HRVY... -I'm sorry. -..you're a beautiful man. -OK, it's you!	0:10:46	0:10:50
Health and safety rules will be broken here.	0:10:50	0:10:52
Here we go, here we go.	0:10:52	0:10:53
Oh, get him in, get him in! Yeah!	0:10:53	0:10:57
-Next one! -Find a dad... -That means...	0:10:57	0:10:59
-Find a dad... -Oh, no! We've got a question!	0:10:59	0:11:02
Ask the question, sorry!	0:11:02	0:11:03
If you could replace yourself on Saturday Mash-Up,	0:11:03	0:11:06
what two people would you replace yourself with?	0:11:06	0:11:08
-Good question. -Oh, it's obvious, isn't it?	0:11:08	0:11:10
-Ant and Dec! -Dick and Dom.	0:11:10	0:11:12
Oh, burn!	0:11:12	0:11:15
-Sam and Mark, every day of the week! -Good question.	0:11:15	0:11:17
Snap a selfie with a mum with a massive smile.	0:11:17	0:11:20
Massive smile! Over there, over there!	0:11:20	0:11:23
-Let's go over there. -Go, go, go!	0:11:23	0:11:25
Mind yourselves, mind yourselves. Coming through, coming through.	0:11:25	0:11:28
-Go on, you choose, Rebecca, you choose. -This one up here.	0:11:30	0:11:32
Oh, here we go. Massive smile, massive smile, biggest smile ever.	0:11:32	0:11:35
Lovely.	0:11:35	0:11:37
Right, what's your question for Rebecca?	0:11:37	0:11:39
-What do you have for breakfast that's healthy? -Oh, good one.	0:11:39	0:11:42
Porridge? Does that count?	0:11:42	0:11:44
Of course it counts! Do you have anything in it?	0:11:44	0:11:46
-Blueberries and strawberries. -Oh, you crazy swimmer!	0:11:46	0:11:48
Right, what's next, Mark?	0:11:48	0:11:50
Snap a selfie with a kid who looks like a little Matt Terry.	0:11:50	0:11:54
Sam, you snap the picture.	0:11:54	0:11:55
Who looks like Matt Terry?! Who looks like Matt Terry?	0:11:55	0:11:58
Oh, yeah, go for it. Go for it.	0:11:58	0:12:01
Go for it, go for it.	0:12:01	0:12:04
Keep going, keep going, here we go.	0:12:06	0:12:09
Yeah, yeah, we look alike. Hey, man, let's try and get a good one.	0:12:09	0:12:13
Pull the same face, pull the same face.	0:12:13	0:12:17
Excellent. What's your question for Matt Terry?	0:12:17	0:12:19
Why did it inspire you to go on X Factor?	0:12:19	0:12:22
-Oh, nice. -Good question.	0:12:22	0:12:24
My whole life everyone kind of told me to do it,	0:12:24	0:12:26
and then my nan was like,	0:12:26	0:12:28
"You need to do this for me."	0:12:28	0:12:29
And I was like, "I'll do it."	0:12:29	0:12:31
So I decided to go on for my nan.	0:12:31	0:12:32
-Nice answer. -That's a lovely answer.	0:12:32	0:12:34
-OK, what's next, Mark? -Snap a selfie with a Dave.	0:12:34	0:12:36
-There's always a Dave. -Anyone called...?	0:12:36	0:12:38
Oh, over there, over there! Go down here.	0:12:38	0:12:40
You mind your step, mind your step.	0:12:40	0:12:43
-Oh! -Yeah!	0:12:43	0:12:45
-Hey, Dave? -Go on, Dave. -Ready? -Dave, what's your question?	0:12:49	0:12:54
-What's your favourite sandwich? -Oh! -Sandwich? -Yeah.	0:12:54	0:12:56
-Like, a spicy Italian. -A spicy Italian?!	0:12:56	0:13:00
Yeah, that's what we call it in Canada.	0:13:00	0:13:02
It's like pepperoni and salami and cheese.	0:13:02	0:13:04
It does sound good. What's your favourite sandwich, Dave?	0:13:04	0:13:06
-All right! -Ham and cheese.	0:13:06	0:13:08
Hold on, I want to know what Dave's favourite sandwich is, Mark!	0:13:08	0:13:11
-Ham and cheese. -Ham and cheese. There we go!	0:13:11	0:13:13
-Sorry, Mark, go on. -Totally worth it.	0:13:13	0:13:15
BUZZER	0:13:15	0:13:17
Well, out of those fantastic pictures	0:13:17	0:13:19
we would like you to pick one selfie subject	0:13:19	0:13:21
to win the much coveted Wind-Up mug.	0:13:21	0:13:24
-Who are you going for? Which picture? -It's tricky.	0:13:24	0:13:27
THEY CONFER	0:13:27	0:13:30
-Oh, wow. -I like the high five. I like the first one.	0:13:30	0:13:32
-I'm going to leave it to you. -Oh, sitting on the fence.	0:13:32	0:13:35
I like the high five!	0:13:35	0:13:36
High five!	0:13:36	0:13:37
Here she is, she's coming down.	0:13:39	0:13:41
-Come here. -Come here, darling. -Come on!	0:13:41	0:13:45
Do you know what?	0:13:45	0:13:46
We didn't ask you to come down and join us, but you can!	0:13:46	0:13:49
-That's all right! I love it! -You've just won a big Friday Wind-Up mug!	0:13:49	0:13:52
CHEERING	0:13:52	0:13:54
-See you, then. -See you later, love. -See you later.	0:13:54	0:13:58
-She hasn't even got her mug! -She hasn't even got her mug!	0:13:58	0:14:01
Brilliant. We'll get that mug to you.	0:14:01	0:14:03
96, 97, 98, 99, 100...	0:14:03	0:14:07
Oh. Mate, that's a terrible hiding place.	0:14:07	0:14:10
I'll find you every time if that's the best you've got.	0:14:10	0:14:12
-I told you, I'm not playing. -What, why?	0:14:12	0:14:15
-Because hiding is not entertainment. -Now, come on!	0:14:15	0:14:19
Remember that time I hid in your house	0:14:19	0:14:21
and you didn't know I was there? Remember that?	0:14:21	0:14:22
Yeah, me squished in your biscuit cupboard with nothing	0:14:22	0:14:25
to eat but shortbread for three weeks. Hey, remember?	0:14:25	0:14:27
And then you came home, only it wasn't you,	0:14:27	0:14:29
it was an old lady and I'd got the wrong house.	0:14:29	0:14:31
-Do you remember that? -No.	0:14:31	0:14:32
Well, I suppose you wouldn't really, would you?	0:14:32	0:14:34
OK. How about this time, you count to 100 and I'll go and hide?	0:14:34	0:14:37
Mark! Watching someone hide is not fun.	0:14:37	0:14:40
Hey, come on, now.	0:14:40	0:14:41
We've had some fun playing In Yer House, haven't we?	0:14:41	0:14:43
-Eh, eh, eh? -Yeah, I suppose!	0:14:43	0:14:46
And we've mixed it up a bit this series, haven't we,	0:14:46	0:14:48
training up new hiders in Agents In Training,	0:14:48	0:14:50
playing pranks on our mates in Celebrity In Yer House.	0:14:50	0:14:53
-Yeah, you're right. -Shall we reminisce about it?	0:14:53	0:14:55
Go on, then!	0:14:55	0:14:57
-Good luck. -Go!	0:14:57	0:14:59
I'm going, I'm going! Bye!	0:14:59	0:15:01
-OK, which way shall we go in? -This is nice for us, isn't it?	0:15:07	0:15:09
It really is.	0:15:09	0:15:11
-I'm actually genuinely scared. -Both the girls are in the living room.	0:15:11	0:15:14
They're watching something great on telly,	0:15:14	0:15:16
I think it's Sam And Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up.	0:15:16	0:15:18
-Probably. -Definitely not Dengineers. -No.	0:15:18	0:15:21
Guys, the front door is locked!	0:15:21	0:15:24
I'd try another door then, if I was you!	0:15:24	0:15:26
THEY LAUGH	0:15:28	0:15:30
She's already losing it, she's already losing it.	0:15:30	0:15:32
OK.	0:15:32	0:15:34
Lauren, be very, very careful because there's two of them.	0:15:34	0:15:37
They've got four eyes.	0:15:37	0:15:39
-She's in. -She's in. Well done.	0:15:43	0:15:45
-Upstairs, upstairs. Tilly's bedroom. Good taste. -Good taste.	0:15:45	0:15:48
-There she is, there she is! -Good girl.	0:15:48	0:15:51
-Upstairs. Tilly's bedroom. -Well done.	0:15:51	0:15:53
Tilly's bedroom is on the right-hand side.	0:15:54	0:15:57
-I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. -Congratulations, Lauren.	0:15:57	0:16:00
You are in position number one. Well done.	0:16:00	0:16:02
Here comes the hard work.	0:16:02	0:16:04
Challenge number one...	0:16:04	0:16:06
If you take a look around in Tilly's bedroom,	0:16:06	0:16:08
you will see Tilly's hamster, Fuzzbella.	0:16:08	0:16:11
Yeah, I can see a cage.	0:16:11	0:16:13
Are you so familiar with Fuzzbella? Say hello to Fuzzbella.	0:16:13	0:16:16
Oh, hey, Fuzz. Hey, Fuzzbella.	0:16:16	0:16:19
If you take a look inside your survival pack,	0:16:19	0:16:22
you will see a camera.	0:16:22	0:16:24
We need you to take a stylish selfie with Fuzzbella.	0:16:24	0:16:29
And once the photo has developed,	0:16:29	0:16:31
we want you to put that photograph on top of the cage.	0:16:31	0:16:35
This is absolutely ridiculous!	0:16:35	0:16:38
Right. Fuzz! Hey, Fuzzbella.	0:16:38	0:16:40
Come on, then. Come for a selfie with Lauren.	0:16:40	0:16:43
Try and get Fuzzbella out of the cage...	0:16:43	0:16:46
-What?! -..and get a really good selfie.	0:16:46	0:16:48
The better the selfie, the better the challenge.	0:16:48	0:16:52
Come on, then!	0:16:52	0:16:54
Good girl. Come on, then.	0:16:54	0:16:56
SHE SCREAMS	0:16:56	0:16:58
Fuzzbella just bit me.	0:16:58	0:17:00
I'm not joking!	0:17:00	0:17:01
Abort, abort!	0:17:01	0:17:03
All right, listen, Mark,	0:17:05	0:17:07
on the wall you may notice a picture of two very handsome men.	0:17:07	0:17:11
-That's us! -What is it?	0:17:11	0:17:14
It's the world famous Sam and Mark single	0:17:14	0:17:16
-With A Little Help From My Friends. -Indeed it is.	0:17:16	0:17:19
Now, Mark, for challenge one,	0:17:19	0:17:22
in your survival kit you will find a marker pen.	0:17:22	0:17:25
-I want you to take the picture off the wall... -Right.	0:17:25	0:17:28
..take it out of the frame	0:17:28	0:17:30
and you need to sign it for Zara and Isabel.	0:17:30	0:17:32
Try not to break all the other pictures.	0:17:32	0:17:34
Show it to the camera. Let's have a look.	0:17:34	0:17:36
Oh, that's proper, that!	0:17:36	0:17:39
You look older!	0:17:39	0:17:41
So that's it, take it out the frame and sign your face.	0:17:43	0:17:47
The girls are still in the living room, they're in the living room.	0:17:47	0:17:50
-Oh! -Oh, what are you doing, man?	0:17:50	0:17:52
Make sure you remember how it goes back together.	0:17:52	0:17:54
So sign your lovely little face.	0:17:54	0:17:57
Just writing, "Lots of love".	0:17:57	0:17:59
-Now, Mark, Mark. -Yeah?	0:17:59	0:18:00
-Before you put it together... -Yeah? -I've got to sign it, haven't I?	0:18:00	0:18:04
What?! Are you kidding?	0:18:04	0:18:06
Trust me, they don't just want your autograph.	0:18:06	0:18:08
-So what am I doing now? -So I'm going to come to the window...	0:18:08	0:18:11
-What, this one? -..and you're going to pass out the marker	0:18:11	0:18:13
and I'll sign it and then if you complete that,	0:18:13	0:18:15
you've completed challenge one.	0:18:15	0:18:17
Oh, this is so hard! OK, come on, then.	0:18:17	0:18:19
Oh! I made a noise then.	0:18:27	0:18:29
Quick, quick, quick.	0:18:29	0:18:32
Hurry up, hurry up!	0:18:32	0:18:34
The girls are in the living room	0:18:34	0:18:35
but the living room door's open, so best of luck.	0:18:35	0:18:37
-HE SHOUTS: Mark's in your house! -Shut up!	0:18:37	0:18:39
SAM LAUGHS	0:18:41	0:18:44
-Not helpful. -Sorry about that, mate.	0:18:46	0:18:48
You will be.	0:18:48	0:18:51
OK.	0:18:51	0:18:53
-Honey? -Yeah? -Have you ordered something?	0:18:57	0:19:00
OK, for the next challenge, Lucy is playing along.	0:19:00	0:19:04
-What, delivery? -Yeah. -No.	0:19:04	0:19:06
As soon as Chris goes downstairs to see what the delivery is,	0:19:06	0:19:10
I want you to head into his office.	0:19:10	0:19:12
Nothing's due.	0:19:12	0:19:14
And do that around about...	0:19:14	0:19:16
..now! Go, go, go, go! Quickly, quickly!	0:19:18	0:19:21
Quick!	0:19:23	0:19:24
All right, Sam, well done. You've done really well there.	0:19:27	0:19:29
-What are you doing drinking his tea? -It's nice, just how I like it.	0:19:29	0:19:33
No, no, put it down, you've got a challenge to do.	0:19:33	0:19:37
-Sure it's not for you? -It's ordered in my name.	0:19:37	0:19:39
-My name is not Chris Johnson. -OK, that's fair play.	0:19:39	0:19:41
What I want you to do, in your backpack	0:19:41	0:19:43
there's a little tea party thing.	0:19:43	0:19:45
I want you to get some of Chris's figurines,	0:19:45	0:19:48
and then just let him have a little tea party.	0:19:48	0:19:51
Lovely teapot, lovely little teapot.	0:19:51	0:19:53
Oh, they'll love that.	0:19:53	0:19:56
-Oh, for goodness' sake! -OK, I'm going to be honest,	0:19:56	0:19:58
I did not order this!	0:19:58	0:20:00
Well, Batman's coming to the tea party, deffo.	0:20:00	0:20:02
I knew you wanted one.	0:20:02	0:20:04
I want a TARDIS, I'm not sure about this one.	0:20:04	0:20:07
He's invited giant David Tennant.	0:20:07	0:20:09
-Doctor Who, yeah, standard. -Hulk's coming. -Hulk?	0:20:09	0:20:11
-Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. -Don't make him angry.	0:20:11	0:20:14
-It's... -It's massive!	0:20:14	0:20:16
-Spidey. -Oh, my favourite, Spider-Man, excellent.	0:20:16	0:20:18
Yeah, good one.	0:20:18	0:20:21
Oh, you've just broken him.	0:20:21	0:20:23
Oh, he's coming up, he's coming up.	0:20:24	0:20:26
OK, Sam, quickly go and get back into the box room for me.	0:20:26	0:20:30
Stop drinking his tea!	0:20:30	0:20:32
Ah!	0:20:32	0:20:33
Sam, Chris is bringing up his delivery.	0:20:38	0:20:42
Are we thinking new entrance to the bathroom?	0:20:42	0:20:44
-No! -Mate, when he goes in there,	0:20:44	0:20:45
that is the only time you are going to be able to get out.	0:20:45	0:20:49
Erm...	0:20:51	0:20:53
All right, that's weird.	0:20:57	0:21:00
There's a bunch of toys in the middle of the room!	0:21:00	0:21:04
HE LAUGHS	0:21:04	0:21:06
Erm...	0:21:07	0:21:09
OK, that is genuinely really weird!	0:21:10	0:21:13
You know how I want to put everything in order	0:21:15	0:21:17
where it's meant to be?	0:21:17	0:21:18
-What is going on? -Sam, you're going to have to get out of there, mate,	0:21:18	0:21:21
and get back to the van. Come on, come on, come on.	0:21:21	0:21:23
I'm actually freaking out!	0:21:23	0:21:25
What have you been buying?	0:21:25	0:21:27
OK, we're guessing Katie's in the bedroom.	0:21:31	0:21:34
We've not put cameras in her bedroom.	0:21:34	0:21:36
We can't see Katie at the minute, so I'm guessing she's in there.	0:21:36	0:21:39
Mate, if I were you, I'd get in the living room.	0:21:47	0:21:50
Yeah, good man, good man, get behind the door, get behind the door.	0:21:52	0:21:56
Right, just let Bramble go, see what happens.	0:21:56	0:21:58
Oh, it's just looking at Mark!	0:22:04	0:22:07
Alex is coming downstairs,	0:22:08	0:22:09
he might be able to help you out a little bit.	0:22:09	0:22:12
He's coming into the room.	0:22:12	0:22:14
-HE WHISPERS: -Hi, mate!	0:22:14	0:22:16
-Katie? -Yeah? -Alex is helping you out, mate, this is beautiful.	0:22:22	0:22:26
Look at this! I swear I haven't set this up.	0:22:26	0:22:29
How's he come in?	0:22:29	0:22:30
-This is amazing. -How has it got in?	0:22:32	0:22:34
I literally don't know.	0:22:34	0:22:37
-Katie's now in the kitchen. This is brilliant. -Where was it?	0:22:37	0:22:40
It was just at the bottom of the stairs, I swear.	0:22:40	0:22:43
Was it not in the box?	0:22:43	0:22:45
Agent Rhodes, congratulations,	0:22:45	0:22:46
that is mission three complete!	0:22:46	0:22:48
Well done.	0:22:48	0:22:50
You don't think we shut it in last night, do you?	0:22:50	0:22:52
This is brilliant, he's made Katie think	0:22:52	0:22:54
that they accidentally shut that dog in last night by accident!	0:22:54	0:22:58
Right, this is really weird.	0:22:58	0:23:00
-Is anyone in the pantry? -I don't know!	0:23:00	0:23:03
Mark, stay where you are, stay where you are!	0:23:03	0:23:05
Well, how would something just come in our house?	0:23:05	0:23:08
Mate, stay behind that door, stay behind that door,	0:23:08	0:23:10
-stay behind that door. -Right, you go upstairs, I'll check it out.	0:23:10	0:23:12
She's coming in the living room, stay behind that door.	0:23:12	0:23:15
OK, she's gone!	0:23:15	0:23:16
MUFFLED SPEECH	0:23:17	0:23:19
-What's its name? -I don't know, I'm trying to see.	0:23:20	0:23:23
I want to make things really tricky for Mark.	0:23:23	0:23:25
I'm going to send Katie a video on social media	0:23:25	0:23:28
telling her that Mark is in her house!	0:23:28	0:23:31
Hang on, is the front door open?	0:23:31	0:23:33
"Hi, Katie Thistleton, hope you're well."	0:23:33	0:23:36
So if you just came down, where was the dog?	0:23:36	0:23:38
"Mark is hiding in your house right now."	0:23:38	0:23:41
It was in that corridor.	0:23:41	0:23:44
Tag her in that.	0:23:44	0:23:45
@Katie...	0:23:45	0:23:48
What's going on?	0:23:48	0:23:51
Oh!	0:23:51	0:23:52
LAUGHTER AND CHEERING	0:23:54	0:23:56
-That's not funny! -I'm so sorry! Are you all right? -Yeah!	0:24:01	0:24:07
SHE LAUGHS	0:24:07	0:24:10
Ah, look at that beautiful creation.	0:24:11	0:24:14
And then we have, there we have it.	0:24:14	0:24:17
Well done, Radzi, very good.	0:24:17	0:24:19
Mission three is complete.	0:24:19	0:24:21
Well done. All right.	0:24:21	0:24:23
You need now to go into the kitchen and hide underneath	0:24:23	0:24:25
the dining table, OK?	0:24:25	0:24:27
-Yes. -As part of the challenge, you need a Blue Peter sticker.	0:24:27	0:24:31
When Azisa and Zach are sitting down at the dining table,	0:24:31	0:24:35
we want you to stick that sticker on one of them.	0:24:35	0:24:38
-What?! -Without them knowing, obviously.	0:24:38	0:24:40
Obviously! I'd hurry up because dinner is ready.	0:24:40	0:24:43
-Dinner's served. -Hurry up!	0:24:43	0:24:45
You need to be quick because the kids	0:24:45	0:24:47
are going to be making their way into the dining room.	0:24:47	0:24:49
Left corner, Mum's helping you out, there you go.	0:24:49	0:24:51
Mum is going to be bringing the kids in for dinner very, very soon.	0:24:51	0:24:54
Tea's ready.	0:24:54	0:24:56
Radzi, they are on their way.	0:24:56	0:24:58
Zach's in, Zach's in!	0:24:58	0:25:00
-Look at his face! -Away we go.	0:25:00	0:25:02
Oh, no idea, no idea yet.	0:25:02	0:25:04
-That's ridiculous. -Radzi from Blue Peter is sat	0:25:04	0:25:06
under their dining table!	0:25:06	0:25:08
OK. Now he's sticking it on...	0:25:08	0:25:11
Has he done it?!	0:25:14	0:25:17
What the...?	0:25:17	0:25:19
SHE SCREAMS	0:25:19	0:25:22
-Oh! -She's not found him yet!	0:25:22	0:25:25
But she's looking...	0:25:25	0:25:28
Hello!	0:25:29	0:25:31
Zach and Asisa, hello!	0:25:37	0:25:40
-Do you have any idea what's going on? -BOTH: -Hello, guys!	0:25:42	0:25:46
How are you doing?	0:25:46	0:25:48
Mate, I've got to say, wonderful effort!	0:25:48	0:25:51
How you doing, guys, are you all right?	0:25:51	0:25:53
You're a bit in shock, I would imagine?	0:25:53	0:25:55
-Yeah! -Radzi here has been hiding in your house!	0:25:55	0:25:58
I knew there was something going on, because dad was, like, really, like,	0:25:58	0:26:00
smiling at me.	0:26:00	0:26:03
Does your dad not normally smile?!	0:26:03	0:26:06
Sam, look what I found in the back of the wardrobe!	0:26:10	0:26:12
-A studio audience? -No, just loads of this cool stuff in here.	0:26:12	0:26:15
-Look at this! -Yeah, like what?	0:26:15	0:26:16
Wigs, funny glasses, loads of stuff, mate.	0:26:16	0:26:19
Wigs? Funny glasses?	0:26:19	0:26:21
What are we meant to be doing with wigs and funny glasses?	0:26:21	0:26:23
You put them on, don't you? They're hilarious, look at that.	0:26:23	0:26:26
-I'm Dr Silly! Woo! -Will you stop being silly?!	0:26:26	0:26:29
-You're making a fool of yourself. -Just having a bit of a laugh, mate,	0:26:29	0:26:31
there's no need to get all snappy with me.	0:26:31	0:26:33
Sorry, I'm just... I'm just not in the mood, all right?	0:26:33	0:26:36
-You know what will cheer you up, don't you? -What? -Put this on.	0:26:36	0:26:38
-No way. -Please. -Not a chance. -Please.	0:26:38	0:26:40
-No! -Please.	0:26:40	0:26:42
Fine!	0:26:42	0:26:43
-You look brilliant! Do you feel any happier? -Not really.	0:26:45	0:26:48
Oh, well, give it a few minutes. I, for one, think you look fantastic.	0:26:48	0:26:51
Will you give it a rest, Mark?!	0:26:51	0:26:53
-All right! -You are making me look a fool.	0:26:53	0:26:55
You're embarrassing me.	0:26:55	0:26:57
And here on Wind-Up, we are not in the business of embarrassing people.	0:26:57	0:27:00
-Not on this show. -Well...	0:27:00	0:27:02
Round One - Word Up.	0:27:05	0:27:08
Now, there is nothing more embarrassing than a dad	0:27:08	0:27:10
trying to talk teen slang, innit tho?	0:27:10	0:27:13
-Innit just? -Exactly.	0:27:13	0:27:14
That is why in this round Leon and Adam	0:27:14	0:27:17
must try to use a cool teen slang word in a sentence.	0:27:17	0:27:20
The most embarrassing use of the slang	0:27:20	0:27:22
will be awarded a point by a panel of three independent real kids.	0:27:22	0:27:26
-Hey, real kids, are you real? -ALL: -Yeah! -All right.	0:27:26	0:27:30
-Of course you are! Dads, are you ready? -Yes. -Yeah.	0:27:30	0:27:34
Beautiful. In that case, you now have ten seconds	0:27:34	0:27:36
to write down your sentence, using the word YOLO.	0:27:36	0:27:40
Harriet thinks you know this.	0:27:44	0:27:46
OK, Leon, you're sentence is...	0:27:52	0:27:56
My trousers are YOLO.	0:27:56	0:27:58
LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE	0:27:58	0:28:01
He's not wrong!	0:28:05	0:28:08
To be fair, he's not wrong.	0:28:08	0:28:09
He might be embarrassing, but he's a comedy genius!	0:28:09	0:28:12
Not bad at all, that. Adam, any better?	0:28:12	0:28:15
How YOLO can you go?	0:28:15	0:28:18
-Oh, like it! Another good answer there. -Very good.	0:28:18	0:28:20
All right, let's go over to this week's Real Kids	0:28:20	0:28:24
for the correct use of the word YOLO.	0:28:24	0:28:27
"YOLO stands for You Only Live Once,	0:28:27	0:28:29
"not to be confused with YOLT, or You Only Live Twice,	0:28:29	0:28:33
"which is a James Bond film from 1967."	0:28:33	0:28:36
Thank you!	0:28:36	0:28:38
Round two - Eggy Dance-Off.	0:28:40	0:28:44
SAM LAUGHS	0:28:44	0:28:45
-What you saying, Zoe? -Oh, great!	0:28:45	0:28:47
In this round, the parents will have 30 seconds to dance	0:28:49	0:28:53
-their best Eggy dance. -They're already limbering up!	0:28:53	0:28:56
-Matt, are you ready? -Oh, yeah! -Beautiful stuff.	0:28:56	0:28:59
In that case, three, two, one, show us your moves!	0:28:59	0:29:03
DISCO MUSIC PLAYS	0:29:03	0:29:06
CHEERING	0:29:06	0:29:09
Yes!	0:29:09	0:29:11
BUZZER	0:29:11	0:29:13
Blue Team, your turn!	0:29:13	0:29:15
DANCE MUSIC PLAYS	0:29:15	0:29:18
BUZZER	0:29:21	0:29:23
-Together! -Go together!	0:29:23	0:29:25
BUZZER	0:29:31	0:29:33
THEY CHEER	0:29:33	0:29:35
Round three - Special Eggy Skills.	0:29:36	0:29:39
In this round, our dads will be using their individual embarrassment	0:29:41	0:29:44
skills to embarrass to the max.	0:29:44	0:29:46
Clayton, you're going first.	0:29:46	0:29:47
What are you going to be doing for us?	0:29:47	0:29:49
-I'm going to be ripping some jokes. -Oh!	0:29:49	0:29:52
-Bad jokes, hopefully? -Yes, very.	0:29:52	0:29:55
-Looking forward to that. -And, Ste, what are you going to be doing?	0:29:55	0:29:58
-I'm going to be doing a bit of singing and dancing. -Oh!	0:29:58	0:30:02
He's loving it, he's loving it!	0:30:02	0:30:04
OK, Clayton, if you'd like to get yourself ready,	0:30:04	0:30:06
it's your last chance to embarrass.	0:30:06	0:30:08
Yes!	0:30:08	0:30:10
Wow.	0:30:10	0:30:12
Powerful.	0:30:12	0:30:13
I don't think you need to do anything else, to be honest!	0:30:13	0:30:16
LAUGHTER Best of luck. Take it away.	0:30:16	0:30:20
How do you make a tissue dance?	0:30:20	0:30:22
You put a little boogie in it!	0:30:22	0:30:24
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?	0:30:24	0:30:27
Great food, rubbish atmosphere!	0:30:27	0:30:30
How does a penguin build a house?	0:30:30	0:30:32
He igloos it together!	0:30:32	0:30:35
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?	0:30:35	0:30:37
Roberto!	0:30:37	0:30:39
Wow.	0:30:40	0:30:42
Yep.	0:30:44	0:30:47
-Oh, that's pretty, pretty eggy. -Pretty terrible, that. -Yep.	0:30:47	0:30:49
-Pretty terrible. -OK.	0:30:49	0:30:51
But, Ste, can you do any better?	0:30:51	0:30:53
This man's made for the stage, I don't know!	0:30:53	0:30:55
I'll give it my best shot.	0:30:55	0:30:56
Well, best of luck, it's time for you to get yourself ready, Ste.	0:30:56	0:30:59
-Oh, wow. -Yeah. -I was not expecting this.	0:30:59	0:31:02
Nope, I wasn't expecting that either.	0:31:05	0:31:07
Best of luck, this is your final chance to embarrass.	0:31:07	0:31:10
Take it away.	0:31:10	0:31:11
# I'm gonna send him to outer space	0:31:11	0:31:15
# To find another race	0:31:15	0:31:17
# I'm gonna send him to outer space	0:31:17	0:31:21
# To find another race	0:31:21	0:31:23
# I'm gonna send him to outer space	0:31:23	0:31:27
# To find another race	0:31:27	0:31:31
# I'll take your brain to another dimension. #	0:31:31	0:31:34
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:31:34	0:31:37
Amazing.	0:31:37	0:31:38
-Brilliant! -Come on, think!	0:31:39	0:31:41
We've got a whole show to fill here with no audience.	0:31:41	0:31:43
-What are we going to do? -I could tell some jokes.	0:31:43	0:31:46
-Nah. -Sing a song? -Definitely not!	0:31:46	0:31:48
I could dance, I'm a brilliant dancer.	0:31:48	0:31:50
-No, stop that. -Cooking - cooking's always popular.	0:31:50	0:31:53
I could whip up a souffle.	0:31:53	0:31:54
-No! -What about rapping? I'm a good rapper.	0:31:54	0:31:57
# Yo, yo, yo, yo... #	0:31:57	0:31:58
-Stop, will you?! -All right, then, Mr Big Ideas,	0:31:58	0:32:00
you think of something!	0:32:00	0:32:03
I've got it, we could show a never-before-seen performance	0:32:03	0:32:05
by New Hope Club!	0:32:05	0:32:07
It could be a bit of an exclusive for all the Wind-Up fans!	0:32:07	0:32:09
Yeah, not bad, not bad.	0:32:09	0:32:11
But where are we going to get a never-before-seen performance	0:32:11	0:32:13
-by New Hope Club? -We've already got it. Watch this.	0:32:13	0:32:16
I didn't know we had that.	0:32:16	0:32:17
You know nothing, Mark Rhodes.	0:32:19	0:32:21
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:32:21	0:32:23
# I'm a shipwreck waiting for you	0:32:28	0:32:31
# You're the rock that stopped me going anywhere, anywhere	0:32:31	0:32:36
# Going anywhere, anywhere	0:32:36	0:32:39
# You're the storm that took me under	0:32:39	0:32:42
# Before I knew it was you	0:32:42	0:32:44
# I was already going down, going down	0:32:44	0:32:47
# I was going down, going down	0:32:47	0:32:52
# Any time that you leave	0:32:52	0:32:54
# I find it hard just to breathe	0:32:54	0:32:57
# You come apart in every way	0:32:57	0:33:00
# You never put me back again	0:33:00	0:33:02
# Every time you go I come a little undone	0:33:06	0:33:08
# Even when it hurts I'm holding on to your love	0:33:08	0:33:11
# Like I'm fixed, fixed, fixed	0:33:11	0:33:13
# You got me fixed on you	0:33:13	0:33:17
# I'll be here if you ever come calling	0:33:17	0:33:20
# By the ocean I'm a ghost of everything, everything	0:33:20	0:33:25
# That we ever did, ever did	0:33:25	0:33:29
# You got me caught, got me hooked, got me fixed up	0:33:29	0:33:32
# You got me chained	0:33:32	0:33:33
# But I wouldn't want to change for anything, anything	0:33:33	0:33:37
# Not for anything, anything	0:33:37	0:33:41
# Any time that you leave I find it hard just to breathe	0:33:41	0:33:47
# I come apart in every way	0:33:47	0:33:49
# You never put me back again	0:33:49	0:33:52
# And every time you go I come a little undone	0:33:55	0:33:58
# Even when it hurts I'm holding on to your love	0:33:58	0:34:00
# Like I'm fixed, fixed, fixed	0:34:00	0:34:03
# You got me fixed on you	0:34:03	0:34:07
# You can walk away but I could never let go	0:34:07	0:34:09
# I don't know how you did it but I'm set in stone	0:34:09	0:34:12
# Like I'm fixed, fixed, fixed	0:34:12	0:34:15
# You got me fixed on you	0:34:15	0:34:19
# Stuck standing on a cliff	0:34:19	0:34:22
# It's the way you get your kicks	0:34:22	0:34:25
# Ain't the way I want to live	0:34:25	0:34:27
# But that's the way you got me fixed	0:34:27	0:34:30
# Stuck standing on a cliff	0:34:30	0:34:33
# It's the way you get your kicks	0:34:33	0:34:36
# Ain't the way I want to live	0:34:36	0:34:39
# But that's the way you got me fixed	0:34:39	0:34:42
# Every time you go I come a little undone	0:34:42	0:34:44
# Even when it hurts I'm holding on to your love	0:34:44	0:34:47
# Like I'm fixed, fixed, fixed	0:34:47	0:34:50
# You got me fixed on you	0:34:50	0:34:53
# You can walk away but I can never let go	0:34:53	0:34:56
# Don't know how you did it but I'm set in stone	0:34:56	0:34:58
# Like I'm fixed, fixed, fixed	0:34:58	0:35:01
# You got me fixed on you. #	0:35:01	0:35:05
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:35:12	0:35:14
That was great. Come on, mate, what else can we do?	0:35:17	0:35:19
Oh, I don't know. Maybe we could play a game!	0:35:19	0:35:22
-A game? -Yeah, that will pass some time, won't it?	0:35:22	0:35:25
Hey, and let's face it, Big Friday Wind-Up	0:35:25	0:35:27
is famous for playing amazingly funny games.	0:35:27	0:35:30
Wait a minute, I thought you said we needed a studio audience for that	0:35:30	0:35:33
-type of thing? -I know I said that, but I'm sure we can think of	0:35:33	0:35:35
-something that just you and I can play. -I know...	0:35:35	0:35:38
Karasoake!	0:35:38	0:35:40
Hmm, we could, but we are missing songs, a karaoke machine,	0:35:40	0:35:42
-and tonnes of water. -OK, how about, Hang On?	0:35:42	0:35:45
Yeah, but we're missing two 20-foot crossbars.	0:35:45	0:35:48
-How about charades? -No, never charades.	0:35:48	0:35:50
-Fair enough. -Actually, I was thinking about	0:35:50	0:35:53
your earlier suggestion of hide and seek.	0:35:53	0:35:55
-Really? -Yeah, I think I may have been a little bit hasty earlier on,	0:35:55	0:35:58
and hide and seek doesn't sound like such a bad idea, after all.	0:35:58	0:36:01
Do you really think so?	0:36:01	0:36:02
Yeah, in fact, I know, why don't you go and hide,	0:36:02	0:36:04
I'll count to 100, and then I'll come find you!	0:36:04	0:36:07
-Ah, brilliant! No peeking now! -OK!	0:36:07	0:36:10
That should buy me an hour or so.	0:36:12	0:36:15
Ah...	0:36:15	0:36:18
Go on!	0:36:23	0:36:25
-Sing it! You've got to sing! -Sing!	0:36:31	0:36:34
Come on!	0:36:38	0:36:40
-Come on, Dad, sing! -Come on, Dez! Here we go!	0:36:40	0:36:43
Sing!	0:36:45	0:36:47
Hurry up! Sing!	0:36:47	0:36:49
Dad, sing! Dad!	0:36:56	0:36:58
Come on!	0:37:01	0:37:03
LAUGHTER	0:37:03	0:37:06
He's not having it!	0:37:06	0:37:07
Come on, Alison!	0:37:08	0:37:11
-Dad! -Dad, go on!	0:37:11	0:37:14
BUZZER	0:37:17	0:37:20
Stop!	0:37:20	0:37:21
APPLAUSE	0:37:21	0:37:23
Well done, Alison.	0:37:23	0:37:24
Dez, what happened there, man?	0:37:26	0:37:28
-I don't like getting wet! -He doesn't like getting wet!	0:37:28	0:37:31
What a great game to go on!	0:37:31	0:37:34
In a moment, I will count down three, two, one,	0:37:34	0:37:37
and then I'll say "Hang on".	0:37:37	0:37:38
You should then gently step off the platform and begin to dangle,	0:37:38	0:37:42
but only when I say "Hang on".	0:37:42	0:37:45
Are you ready?	0:37:45	0:37:47
OK, the best of luck.	0:37:51	0:37:53
In three, two, one, hang on!	0:37:53	0:37:55
-That's it, hang. -Hang, guys.	0:37:57	0:37:59
Miss Watson and Tracy, very stable.	0:37:59	0:38:01
Oh, we've got a swinging dad here.	0:38:01	0:38:04
Oh, he's gone, he's gone, he's gone!	0:38:04	0:38:08
Are you all right, mate? OK, tricky, tricky.	0:38:08	0:38:12
OK, we've got Alan over here.	0:38:12	0:38:14
OK, Alan's holding there.	0:38:15	0:38:17
OK, Tracy and Miss Watson, they're doing really well,	0:38:17	0:38:20
-you're doing so... -Oh!	0:38:20	0:38:22
-Tracy's gone. -It is between Alan and Miss Watson.	0:38:22	0:38:25
Come on, Miss Watson, you can do it!	0:38:25	0:38:28
Oh!	0:38:28	0:38:29
This is brilliant, this is tremendous!	0:38:29	0:38:31
-Really good, really good! -This is tremendous!	0:38:31	0:38:35
Come on, Alan! Hang in there.	0:38:35	0:38:37
Miss Watson doing tremendously well...	0:38:37	0:38:39
She ain't going anywhere! She ain't going anywhere!	0:38:39	0:38:42
-Oh, come on... -She is... -Oh, she's gone!	0:38:42	0:38:45
She's gone!	0:38:45	0:38:48
Get them!	0:38:51	0:38:53
APPLAUSE	0:39:08	0:39:12
It's really good, it's really good!	0:39:47	0:39:49
BUZZER	0:39:59	0:40:01
Three, two, one, hang on.	0:40:07	0:40:09
OK, go for it, go for it.	0:40:09	0:40:12
Oh, oh. Go on, pelt him, pelt him!	0:40:12	0:40:16
Oh! Yes.	0:40:16	0:40:18
Oh, good one, good one.	0:40:20	0:40:22
-This is good. -Both dads are looking solid.	0:40:22	0:40:25
-Chris especially looking solid. -Daniel is rock-solid.	0:40:25	0:40:29
-Chris is rock-solid. -Look at Chris!	0:40:29	0:40:32
Oh, in the face, in the face!	0:40:32	0:40:34
In the face!	0:40:34	0:40:36
Oh, Daniel's moving.	0:40:36	0:40:37
Oh, good one! He's doing tremendously well.	0:40:37	0:40:41
-He's not moved. -Oh, this is getting to the business!	0:40:41	0:40:43
Look at that, right on the chest.	0:40:43	0:40:46
Right on the chest.	0:40:46	0:40:47
Oh, Daniel's getting...	0:40:47	0:40:49
Keep going, keep going!	0:40:49	0:40:51
Keep going.	0:40:51	0:40:53
Oh, wow, this is strong, this is strong.	0:40:53	0:40:57
They're both looking at each...	0:40:57	0:40:59
Oh, we have a winner!	0:40:59	0:41:01
Unlucky, mate. Chris and Ella are our winners!	0:41:01	0:41:05
Well done!	0:41:05	0:41:07
Sam, what are you doing?	0:41:09	0:41:11
Counting. In my head, with my eyes closed.	0:41:11	0:41:14
For six minutes?	0:41:14	0:41:15
Yeah, yeah. Anyway, I thought you were hiding.	0:41:15	0:41:17
I was hiding. I was hiding in the prop cupboard.	0:41:17	0:41:19
You'll never guess what I found - these cards.	0:41:19	0:41:22
-Look how lucky we are. -We're not lucky at all, are we?	0:41:22	0:41:24
We could play a card game.	0:41:24	0:41:26
No, you're all right, thanks, mate.	0:41:26	0:41:28
I've got it, I could do a card trick.	0:41:28	0:41:30
Or I could punch myself in the face over and over again.	0:41:30	0:41:33
Er, excuse me, I'm quite the magician.	0:41:33	0:41:36
-Go on, then! -Brilliant!	0:41:36	0:41:37
Stand up, then. Right.	0:41:37	0:41:39
Look at one card, just one card, look at it, memorise it.	0:41:39	0:41:41
-Have you got it, have you got it, have you got it? -Yeah.	0:41:41	0:41:43
All right, three, two, one. Whee!	0:41:43	0:41:46
OK, now check your inside pocket and tell me...	0:41:46	0:41:49
..is that your card?	0:41:50	0:41:52
There's nothing in my inside pocket.	0:41:52	0:41:54
-Oh...no problem. What about this one? -No.	0:41:54	0:41:57
-What about...this one? -No!	0:41:57	0:42:00
-Is it in the vicinity? -Oh, this is just pointless!	0:42:00	0:42:02
You can't even do a simple card trick!	0:42:02	0:42:04
Oh, yes, I can, I just need a few more guesses. Is it this one?	0:42:04	0:42:08
No, it's not! Listen, this is just like when we were doing	0:42:08	0:42:11
the Big Friday Face-Offs. Me, the brains, doing all the hard work,	0:42:11	0:42:14
while you lag behind relying on me to make you look good.	0:42:14	0:42:16
That's a bit harsh. We both worked very hard on those Face-Offs.	0:42:16	0:42:19
-Well, I've just had enough, all right? -Yeah? Well, so have I.	0:42:19	0:42:22
I'm dramatically storming off!	0:42:22	0:42:25
SAM SIGHS	0:42:25	0:42:27
Seems like there's not very many places to storm off to in here.	0:42:30	0:42:33
Still very cross with you, though. Is this your card?	0:42:33	0:42:37
SAM SIGHS	0:42:37	0:42:39
Aggh!	0:42:39	0:42:41
Sam refuses to ride.	0:42:41	0:42:43
-No noise, no noise. -They'd better hope for a very quiet ride indeed.	0:42:43	0:42:46
Wait, wait, wait! Listen, listen, listen!	0:42:46	0:42:50
Silence. Silence!	0:42:53	0:42:55
-That's hot. -That's very warm.	0:42:55	0:42:59
Oh, silence! Silence!	0:42:59	0:43:01
They don't make any noise!	0:43:01	0:43:03
Come on, come on!	0:43:04	0:43:06
This is it, this is the big corner, this is the big corner.	0:43:06	0:43:09
Listen... Listen to this.	0:43:09	0:43:11
SCREAMING	0:43:11	0:43:12
That was a scream! It was a scream. I heard a scream.	0:43:12	0:43:14
That sounded like Mark!	0:43:14	0:43:16
-I confirm there were definite screams there. -Yes!	0:43:16	0:43:19
-Interesting. -How are you feeling? -I'm all right.	0:43:22	0:43:25
Agggh! That's definitely them.	0:43:27	0:43:30
Whoa!	0:43:33	0:43:35
It happened before and yet it was still scary.	0:43:35	0:43:37
-Oh, I heard someone! -I heard someone.	0:43:37	0:43:40
Agggh!	0:43:45	0:43:47
Aggh!	0:43:47	0:43:49
-There was another one there. -Was there?	0:43:49	0:43:51
There was definitely another one there.	0:43:51	0:43:53
Whether that's enough to get them the points we're yet to find out.	0:43:53	0:43:57
Are we doing it again?	0:43:57	0:43:59
-With 110 points... -Ooh!	0:43:59	0:44:01
-..penalised to 64... -Oh, dear!	0:44:01	0:44:05
..the winner is Sam and Mark.	0:44:05	0:44:07
-This is an outrage. -I'm as surprised as you!	0:44:09	0:44:12
And I didn't even go on it!	0:44:12	0:44:13
Presenting...	0:44:15	0:44:16
Let's get to work!	0:44:21	0:44:23
Five, six, seven, eight.	0:44:23	0:44:24
THEY LAUGH	0:44:24	0:44:26
Choreographers Simeon and Ivan put our dance crews	0:44:26	0:44:28
through their paces in an attempt to teach them some winning routines.	0:44:28	0:44:33
-Get it, get it, get it. Too much. -Too much.	0:44:33	0:44:35
-OK, touch this. -I'm glad I had two sausage rolls for lunch.	0:44:35	0:44:39
But will their efforts be enough?	0:44:39	0:44:41
Will our seniors ever dance in time with anyone else?	0:44:41	0:44:44
It's time to find out.	0:44:44	0:44:47
First into the arena and hoping to impress super judge Lizzie Gough	0:44:47	0:44:51
it's Team Sam and Mark.	0:44:51	0:44:53
MUSIC: 24K Magic by Bruno Mars	0:44:54	0:44:59
CHEERING	0:44:59	0:45:02
Let's go, let's go, let's go!	0:45:03	0:45:06
It's a strong start from Sam and Mark	0:45:06	0:45:08
and the boys have put themselves front and centre.	0:45:08	0:45:11
Well, what did you think would happen?	0:45:11	0:45:13
Whoo!	0:45:16	0:45:18
It's a solo. What?!	0:45:21	0:45:22
Mark has pulled out his trademark shoulder freeze	0:45:24	0:45:26
and here comes Sam with moves that he normally saves	0:45:26	0:45:29
for a Friday night out in Barnsley.	0:45:29	0:45:31
Time for Dave and Ted to show the kids how it's done.	0:45:35	0:45:38
Five, six, seven, eight.	0:45:38	0:45:41
And here comes Team Sam and Mark with their grand finale...	0:45:41	0:45:45
Whoa!	0:45:45	0:45:46
Wow, an awesome display from Team Sam and Mark!	0:45:46	0:45:50
-That was horrible! -THEY LAUGH	0:45:50	0:45:53
Naomi and Ed will have their work cut out if they want to match that.	0:45:53	0:45:56
MUSIC: U Can't Touch This by MC Hammer	0:45:56	0:45:59
Oh, good song choice!	0:45:59	0:46:02
Whoa, leapfrog! Are you having a laugh?!	0:46:02	0:46:05
Team Naomi and Ed tear straight into it with some great synchronicity.	0:46:05	0:46:08
# My, my, my, my... #	0:46:10	0:46:12
Yeah, that's it, you guys chill whilst the kids do the work.	0:46:14	0:46:17
These guys are really working as a team.	0:46:22	0:46:24
Sam and Mark must be getting worried.	0:46:24	0:46:26
Yeah, they're pretty good.	0:46:26	0:46:27
-Oh, that's boring. -What are they doing here?!	0:46:28	0:46:31
-What are they doing here?! -We can do that!	0:46:31	0:46:34
We can do the running man as well!	0:46:34	0:46:36
Naomi and Ed bust out some moves	0:46:36	0:46:37
before John gets his chance to shine.	0:46:37	0:46:40
Oh, rubbish!	0:46:40	0:46:41
They're just doing this, they are just doing this!	0:46:41	0:46:44
I'm not having it.	0:46:44	0:46:46
Sam and Mark are nervous as the blue team head for their big finish.	0:46:46	0:46:49
We've got this.	0:46:49	0:46:51
CHEERING	0:46:51	0:46:53
It's an awesome group display for Team Naomi and Ed.	0:46:53	0:46:55
-It was so boring. -It was boring. It was boring! -We smashed it.	0:46:55	0:46:59
Pink Team all the way, man! Pink Team all the way!	0:46:59	0:47:02
They were just doing this.	0:47:02	0:47:03
This is, like, one of the toughest competitions	0:47:03	0:47:05
-I've had to judge... -Yeah, I would imagine it is.	0:47:05	0:47:07
I can feel you.	0:47:07	0:47:08
..but I think because this group worked very well together,	0:47:08	0:47:13
they used the floor and they used the whole formations and everything,	0:47:13	0:47:19
it's going to have to be...	0:47:19	0:47:21
..the Blue Team.	0:47:22	0:47:24
Can't touch this, can't touch this!	0:47:26	0:47:28
No!	0:47:28	0:47:30
Thanks, Lizzie.	0:47:30	0:47:31
Yes, the Brockweir Soapbox Derby track,	0:47:34	0:47:36
a challenging downhill race complete with twists, turns and chicanes.	0:47:36	0:47:42
Our teams will drive down individually	0:47:42	0:47:44
and their times will be added together	0:47:44	0:47:47
with a ten second advantage for Team Lindsey and Karim.	0:47:47	0:47:50
But can Team Sam and Mark overtake?	0:47:50	0:47:53
-Sam? -Yeah? -Be the road. -That's your advice to me? -Yeah.	0:47:53	0:47:57
Up comes Sam to the start line.	0:47:58	0:48:00
-OK, let me know. -This is it. Go!	0:48:00	0:48:03
Good luck, mate. Come on!	0:48:03	0:48:04
And he's off and already starting to pick up speed.	0:48:04	0:48:08
He's going pretty fast!	0:48:08	0:48:09
Down to the first chicane.	0:48:09	0:48:11
He goes for the ramp.	0:48:11	0:48:13
Come on!	0:48:13	0:48:15
-Sam's off to a flyer and here comes Karim. -Go!	0:48:15	0:48:18
He's showing off, he's doing no hands.	0:48:18	0:48:21
CBBC!	0:48:21	0:48:23
Whoop, whoop!	0:48:23	0:48:25
Karim's made a lightning start as he attempts to set a quick time.	0:48:25	0:48:29
Karim breezes over the ramp.	0:48:29	0:48:31
It's fair to say his confidence is high,	0:48:31	0:48:33
but Sam's lap time is pretty quick and he crosses the finish line	0:48:33	0:48:37
in a time of one minute and seven seconds.	0:48:37	0:48:40
That's a great time, but what can Karim do?	0:48:40	0:48:43
Karim comes round the final corner	0:48:43	0:48:45
but his time is a little slower than Sam's.	0:48:45	0:48:48
Although try telling him that.	0:48:48	0:48:49
Smashed it! Absolutely smashed it. That was awesome.	0:48:49	0:48:53
Sam beat Karim by four seconds	0:48:53	0:48:56
but the boys' ten second disadvantage	0:48:56	0:48:58
means that Mark now has to beat Lindsey's time	0:48:58	0:49:01
by at least seven seconds.	0:49:01	0:49:03
I'm feeling pretty nervous now.	0:49:03	0:49:05
-Why? -Because you did really well.	0:49:05	0:49:07
Be the road.	0:49:07	0:49:09
Linds, this is your bag, right? How are you feeling?	0:49:11	0:49:13
-I feel good. -Yeah? -I can't move my face with this helmet on.	0:49:13	0:49:17
Go! Oh, come on!	0:49:17	0:49:19
CHEERING	0:49:19	0:49:20
-Come on, Mark! -Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!	0:49:20	0:49:24
We've got to beat them by about ten seconds.	0:49:24	0:49:26
Mark's on the hunt for victory and it looks like he's off to a good	0:49:26	0:49:29
start as he attempts to claw back those crucial seconds.	0:49:29	0:49:32
But is Lindsay determined enough to keep her and Karim's lead?	0:49:32	0:49:36
Go on, Lindsey!	0:49:36	0:49:37
Whoo!	0:49:37	0:49:39
-Go on, girl. -Oh, I'm going quite fast!	0:49:39	0:49:41
But is it fast enough? She needs to try to match Mark's time to keep	0:49:41	0:49:44
-her and Karim in the race. -Nearly got a hay bale there!	0:49:44	0:49:47
Oh, my goodness, help!	0:49:47	0:49:49
It seems both teams are choosing the trickier parts	0:49:50	0:49:52
of the course to keep their speed up.	0:49:52	0:49:55
Mark is on to the second ramp and it's another smooth landing by him.	0:49:55	0:49:59
He crosses the finish line in an incredible time	0:49:59	0:50:02
of one minute and three seconds,	0:50:02	0:50:04
but has he managed to go seven seconds faster than Lindsey?	0:50:04	0:50:07
Whoo!	0:50:07	0:50:10
-That was so good! -But was it good enough?	0:50:10	0:50:14
Where am I going?!	0:50:14	0:50:16
The results are in.	0:50:16	0:50:18
With the ten seconds adjusted,	0:50:18	0:50:20
two minutes, 16 seconds.	0:50:20	0:50:23
OK.	0:50:23	0:50:25
Boys, ten seconds adjusted, gave them a great advantage,	0:50:25	0:50:29
two minutes, ten seconds.	0:50:29	0:50:31
What?!	0:50:35	0:50:37
Yeah!	0:50:37	0:50:38
That is ridiculous.	0:50:38	0:50:40
-That's unbelievable. -Yes, it is unbelievable!	0:50:40	0:50:43
-BOTH: -Yes!	0:50:43	0:50:45
-Oh, my goodness. -Wow, how slow was Lindsey?!	0:50:45	0:50:48
-Slow. -Victory is ours!	0:50:49	0:50:51
I'm sorry, mate, I shouldn't have said those things.	0:50:54	0:50:56
You were always a big help when it came to the big Friday Face-Offs.	0:50:56	0:50:59
I found your words very cruel.	0:50:59	0:51:00
I know, but listen, we can all be cruel sometimes, can't we?	0:51:00	0:51:03
-I'm not. -You are, we both are.	0:51:03	0:51:06
-Are we? -Of course we are, yeah!	0:51:06	0:51:08
But we've just got to remember it's a laugh.	0:51:08	0:51:10
-We mean no harm by it. -What do you mean?	0:51:10	0:51:12
Well, what about that time that we told that lady	0:51:12	0:51:15
that her favourite pop star was here,	0:51:15	0:51:17
only we knew she'd never heard of him!	0:51:17	0:51:19
That was funny, that was! That was brilliant, actually.	0:51:20	0:51:23
And that time I told that granny that we needed a fire breather	0:51:23	0:51:26
at short notice, so she gave it a go	0:51:26	0:51:27
and accidentally singed off her eyebrows in the car park.	0:51:27	0:51:30
-Happy days! -Exactly! Wait, what?!	0:51:30	0:51:32
-What? -I was talking about the people that we've wound-up	0:51:32	0:51:35
in the Wind-Up studio audience. What are you talking about?	0:51:35	0:51:38
Nothing.	0:51:38	0:51:39
Caleb, we know that your dad dabbles in a bit of hairdressing	0:51:41	0:51:44
and, go on, show us, what's he done to your head?	0:51:44	0:51:47
He did "CBBC" on the side of my head.	0:51:47	0:51:50
Look at that, he's shaved it into his head!	0:51:50	0:51:52
-Good effort. -Good effort.	0:51:52	0:51:54
-Good effort. -Good effort.	0:51:54	0:51:56
All right! And...Callum, we know that you can do the worm.	0:51:56	0:52:00
Show us.	0:52:00	0:52:01
FUNKY MUSIC PLAYS	0:52:01	0:52:04
Not exactly what we thought you were going to do!	0:52:04	0:52:06
-But good effort anyway! -Good effort, good effort!	0:52:06	0:52:08
And, Freya, we know that you can wiggle your ears.	0:52:08	0:52:12
Go on, give us a wiggle.	0:52:12	0:52:13
-Using her hands! I can do that! -That doesn't count!	0:52:15	0:52:19
-Anyway, we still knew it about you. -Fantastic.	0:52:19	0:52:22
Or, Peggy, you can do a mean running man.	0:52:22	0:52:24
Let's have a look, let's have a look at your running man.	0:52:24	0:52:27
-Go on, then. -Yes! -That's good!	0:52:27	0:52:29
-That's good. -Very good, very good.	0:52:29	0:52:31
Tamsin and Debbie, we know that you guys	0:52:31	0:52:33
can put your legs behind your heads. Go on, show us.	0:52:33	0:52:36
-Go on. -Come on. -Up.	0:52:36	0:52:38
No way!	0:52:38	0:52:39
-Impressive! -Wow.	0:52:39	0:52:42
Ben, you can do a twisted arm thumbs up. Show us.	0:52:42	0:52:46
-Ooh! -I like it, I like it.	0:52:46	0:52:49
I can't do it, I can't do it!	0:52:49	0:52:51
Julia, we know that you have got a soft spot	0:52:51	0:52:55
for a certain Mr Sam Nixon.	0:52:55	0:52:57
-Is this true, is this true? -Come on, off you go.	0:52:57	0:52:59
ROMANTIC MUSIC PLAYS	0:52:59	0:53:01
LAUGHTER	0:53:01	0:53:04
Oh, this is embarrassing. Oh, deary-me!	0:53:04	0:53:07
Hi, Julia. I'll sit on there, don't you worry about that, love.	0:53:07	0:53:11
How are you doing, love? You all right?	0:53:11	0:53:13
-Oh, you smell lovely. -Oh, thank God for that!	0:53:13	0:53:17
-Come back! -No, I want to stay here forever.	0:53:17	0:53:20
Meet Sean from London.	0:53:21	0:53:23
Who's about to become George DeAngelo from LA.	0:53:23	0:53:26
Now, we want to see if Coco will play along	0:53:26	0:53:28
to avoid hurting George's feelings.	0:53:28	0:53:31
Or will she just straightaway say, "I don't know who he is"?	0:53:31	0:53:33
So, audience, you're in on this, OK?	0:53:33	0:53:37
You need to stay quiet, but when you see "George" -	0:53:37	0:53:40
go absolutely wild, like he's the biggest star in the world, OK?	0:53:40	0:53:43
Here he is!	0:53:43	0:53:45
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:53:45	0:53:48
# Well, it's a marvellous night for a moondance	0:53:51	0:53:54
# With the stars above in your eyes	0:53:54	0:53:57
# And all the leaves on the trees are falling	0:53:57	0:54:00
# To the sounds of the breezes that blow	0:54:00	0:54:04
# And all the night's magic seems to whisper and hush	0:54:04	0:54:11
# And all the soft moonlight	0:54:11	0:54:14
# Seems to shine in your blush	0:54:14	0:54:18
# Can I just have one more moondance with you, my love?	0:54:18	0:54:24
# Can I just make some more romance	0:54:24	0:54:31
# With you, my love? #	0:54:31	0:54:38
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:54:38	0:54:41
George DeAngelo, everyone!	0:54:41	0:54:44
Whoa, George! It's an honour, it's an honour.	0:54:44	0:54:48
Well, thank you so much.	0:54:48	0:54:49
It's really great to be here.	0:54:49	0:54:52
How are you feeling, because we know you're a massive fan, aren't you?	0:54:52	0:54:55
I can't breathe!	0:54:55	0:54:56
Coco, this is a very special young lady.	0:54:56	0:54:59
I was performing in Madison Square Gardens.	0:54:59	0:55:03
-Yeah, of course. -Yeah, big time.	0:55:03	0:55:04
You came up to the stage, grabbed my hand, you said I'm your hero	0:55:04	0:55:09
-and you love me, do you remember that? -I do.	0:55:09	0:55:13
Coco, obviously we know you're a massive fan of George.	0:55:13	0:55:16
-He is so romantic. -He is so romantic, isn't he?	0:55:16	0:55:19
How many times have you been to see him in concert?	0:55:19	0:55:22
-I think it's just once. -Just the once, just the once.	0:55:22	0:55:25
-Madison Square Gardens. -Of course! -Madison Square Gardens. -Yeah.	0:55:25	0:55:28
I'll always remember that moment, Coco.	0:55:28	0:55:29
-Yeah, it was a wonderful moment. Coco... -Yeah?	0:55:29	0:55:32
We've been winding you up.	0:55:32	0:55:34
This isn't George DeAngelo because he doesn't exist!	0:55:34	0:55:38
This is just Sean from London.	0:55:38	0:55:40
Do you know what? You are the loveliest woman in the world	0:55:41	0:55:45
because you played along! You didn't want to hurt his feelings.	0:55:45	0:55:47
A round of applause for Coco!	0:55:47	0:55:49
Give it up for Coco and Sean! Lovely.	0:55:51	0:55:53
Yeah, I suppose it hasn't been a bad old series.	0:55:55	0:55:57
We've had some right laughs.	0:55:57	0:55:59
We have and I know I don't say it enough, mate,	0:55:59	0:56:01
but you are a good friend.	0:56:01	0:56:03
-You too, mate. -Thanks.	0:56:03	0:56:05
I tell you what, I'm secretly a little bit happy	0:56:05	0:56:08
that the studio audience didn't turn up.	0:56:08	0:56:10
It gave us chance to hang out.	0:56:10	0:56:11
Yeah, it's almost like I purposely didn't book the studio audience	0:56:11	0:56:14
so it gave us a chance to reconnect.	0:56:14	0:56:16
Hang on, did you really?	0:56:16	0:56:18
Oh, you silly sausage! Do you know what?	0:56:19	0:56:22
It's been an honour recording the series with you.	0:56:22	0:56:25
You too, mate. Until next time.	0:56:25	0:56:27
Put that away, you. Come here.	0:56:27	0:56:30
-All right, that's enough. -Yeah. -See you. -See you.	0:56:34	0:56:37
Give it up for Sam and Mark!	0:56:40	0:56:43
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE	0:56:43	0:56:44
# I got this feeling inside my bones	0:56:44	0:56:47
# It goes electric, wavy when I turn it on	0:56:47	0:56:51
# Got that sunshine in my pocket	0:56:51	0:56:53
# Got that good soul in my feet... #	0:56:53	0:56:57
-Have a look behind you. -Have a look.	0:56:58	0:57:01
# Nowhere to hide when I'm getting you close... #	0:57:04	0:57:08
-BOTH: -You're not funny!	0:57:08	0:57:09
# When we move, well, you already know	0:57:09	0:57:12
# So just imagine, just imagine, just imagine... #	0:57:12	0:57:16
Wow, this is incredible!	0:57:16	0:57:19
Pull your trousers up! Pull your trousers up!	0:57:19	0:57:22
# Feel a good, good creepin' up on you	0:57:22	0:57:24
# So just dance, dance, dance	0:57:24	0:57:26
# All those things I shouldn't do	0:57:26	0:57:28
# But you dance, dance, dance, dance	0:57:28	0:57:30
# Ain't nobody leavin' soon so keep dancing... #	0:57:30	0:57:34
Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!	0:57:34	0:57:37
# Feel a good, good creepin' up on you	0:57:39	0:57:41
# So just dance, dance, dance, dance	0:57:41	0:57:43
# Can't stop the feeling	0:57:43	0:57:44
# Wanna see you move your body... #	0:57:44	0:57:46
HORN BLOWS You're rubbish!	0:57:46	0:57:48
I love you!	0:57:48	0:57:51
# Got this feeling in my body. #	0:57:52	0:57:55
A clear winner!	0:57:55	0:57:57

Episode 11 Sam & Mark's Big Friday Wind Up

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