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# Wind me up, put me down | 0:00:03 | 0:00:04 | |
# Start me off and watch me go | 0:00:04 | 0:00:07 | |
# Cos it's easy Once you know how it's done | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
# You can't stop now It's already begun... # | 0:00:13 | 0:00:16 | |
Ladies and gentlemen... | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
Put your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care. | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
It's your hosts, Sam and Mark. | 0:00:29 | 0:00:34 | |
Yeah! | 0:00:55 | 0:00:57 | |
Welcome to the weekend, and welcome to Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind Up. | 0:00:57 | 0:01:02 | |
Yes, if you're a fan of hidden camera pranks, massive wind-ups, | 0:01:04 | 0:01:07 | |
A-list celebrities and all-round good times, | 0:01:07 | 0:01:10 | |
then this might be just be the show for you. | 0:01:10 | 0:01:12 | |
So whether you're sat at home on your sofa, | 0:01:12 | 0:01:14 | |
or right here in the Wind Up audience, you'd better keep on | 0:01:14 | 0:01:17 | |
your toes, because this is the show where anything could happen. | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
For example, on today's show, we are going to be giving two girls | 0:01:20 | 0:01:24 | |
in this very audience the surprise of their lives | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
involving a piece of clothing, a talking dog, and Eamonn Holmes. | 0:01:26 | 0:01:30 | |
-Of course. -Of course. Brilliant! | 0:01:30 | 0:01:32 | |
We've also been all round the country with our hidden cameras, | 0:01:32 | 0:01:35 | |
and let me tell you something, | 0:01:35 | 0:01:37 | |
you are not even safe in your own home when we're about. | 0:01:37 | 0:01:40 | |
Check this out. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:41 | |
'It's time for an update on our main story today, the Barnsley Olympic bid.' | 0:01:41 | 0:01:45 | |
-That's my house. -Oh my gosh! | 0:01:45 | 0:01:47 | |
'Residents in this street have been offered big money' | 0:01:47 | 0:01:51 | |
-'by Olympic officials.' -They are going into my house! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
'As you can see, the clear-out has started.' | 0:01:54 | 0:01:56 | |
That's my picture! | 0:01:56 | 0:01:57 | |
I know what you're thinking. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:04 | |
"What the heck was going on there?" Keep watching and you will find out. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:08 | |
OK, but right now, it's time for Less Talk And More Action. | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Remember, no one is safe on this show, | 0:02:11 | 0:02:15 | |
especially if you're an embarrassing dad. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:17 | |
I tell you what, | 0:02:24 | 0:02:26 | |
some dads are so embarrassing that they haven't even shown their faces. | 0:02:26 | 0:02:30 | |
Isn't that right, Salman? | 0:02:30 | 0:02:32 | |
Yes. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Tell us a bit more about your dad. | 0:02:34 | 0:02:36 | |
He once dropped me off to school wearing Hawaiian shorts, | 0:02:36 | 0:02:41 | |
and a smart shirt with tie, | 0:02:41 | 0:02:43 | |
and he started making fun of me in front of my friends. | 0:02:43 | 0:02:47 | |
-You are joking! -AUDIENCE: Ahh! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
Yeah, I know. Too right, "Ahhh". | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
Where is he today? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
He's at work. He's very busy, but when he's not, he's a joker. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:58 | |
I bet he is a joker. | 0:02:58 | 0:03:00 | |
Salman, your dad isn't actually at the office today. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:04 | |
-What? -No. | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Err...sorry to spring this on you, mate, but he's right here in the Wind Up studio. | 0:03:07 | 0:03:12 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for Salman's dad. | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
Good times are just around the corner, and you are invited along for the ride. | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
This is the part of the show where we really need do you go to town and "Smark" someone, if you will. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:57 | |
Now, for this special Wind Up, the town in question was my home town, | 0:03:57 | 0:04:01 | |
Barnsley! Yes, yes! | 0:04:01 | 0:04:03 | |
Calm down. All right, yes, so we needed to find three people | 0:04:04 | 0:04:07 | |
that were Barnsley through and through, | 0:04:07 | 0:04:09 | |
you know, home town, come on, yes, bring it on, yeah. | 0:04:09 | 0:04:11 | |
Lucky for us, we knew just the people. | 0:04:11 | 0:04:14 | |
'Meet Olivia, Leah and Charlie. | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
'They appeared on another of our hit shows, TMI, | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
'and they were a right laugh. | 0:04:19 | 0:04:21 | |
'More importantly, they were from a certain town in north England.' | 0:04:21 | 0:04:25 | |
-Tell everybody where you're from, go on. -Barnsley! | 0:04:25 | 0:04:28 | |
'You're from Barnsley!' | 0:04:28 | 0:04:31 | |
Give them a big hand. Barnsley's number one superfans, | 0:04:33 | 0:04:36 | |
it's Charlie, Leah and Olivia. | 0:04:36 | 0:04:39 | |
All right, all right, all right! | 0:04:39 | 0:04:42 | |
Bring it, bring it, yes! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
First of all... | 0:04:44 | 0:04:45 | |
-BARNSLEY ACCENT: All right, how you doing? All right? -Yeah. | 0:04:45 | 0:04:49 | |
Speak Barnsley back to me. Come on! | 0:04:49 | 0:04:51 | |
-BARNSLEY ACCENTS: -All right! | 0:04:51 | 0:04:53 | |
-There we go! BARNSLEY ACCENT: -All right, then? | 0:04:53 | 0:04:56 | |
-We'll work on that! -Let's start at the beginning. | 0:04:56 | 0:04:58 | |
We thought we'd do a hidden camera prank in Barnsley. | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
-Remind us of where you guys are from again. -Barnsley. -Of course, yes. | 0:05:01 | 0:05:06 | |
So we got in touch with your parents. | 0:05:06 | 0:05:08 | |
We came up with a story about the Barnsley Tourist Board wanting to film with you... | 0:05:08 | 0:05:12 | |
..and after weeks of major planning and secret conversations, we were ready to rock. | 0:05:12 | 0:05:17 | |
So you thought you were turning up to help with a special project for the Barnsley Tourist Board. | 0:05:17 | 0:05:21 | |
Did you suspect anything fishy? | 0:05:21 | 0:05:23 | |
-No. -I thought they were going to take pictures. -Just take pictures? | 0:05:23 | 0:05:28 | |
Or pitch our ideas. | 0:05:28 | 0:05:29 | |
Have you got a lot of ideas, Charlie, in that brain? | 0:05:29 | 0:05:32 | |
A fair few, yeah. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:34 | |
OK, well, why don't we find out what happened next, | 0:05:34 | 0:05:37 | |
when the "special project" turned out to be a pretty big deal. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:41 | |
Charlie, you know what to say. | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Run VT! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
'So here come Olivia, Charlie and Leah for a day they're not likely to forget. | 0:05:46 | 0:05:50 | |
'Over to our Wind Up actor, Barry, to explain more.' | 0:05:50 | 0:05:54 | |
Do you know why you're here? | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
-Not really. -Tourist... | 0:05:56 | 0:05:59 | |
I'll start at the beginning. | 0:05:59 | 0:06:00 | |
On behalf of the Barnsley Tourist Board, | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
and of the "Ee by gum - Barnsley is best" campaign, thank you, | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
because we are here to big up Barnsley. | 0:06:07 | 0:06:09 | |
-Do you know why we're bigging up Barnsley? -No. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:11 | |
-Because no-one's coming. -Because it's got a Primark. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
It's got a Primark? No. | 0:06:14 | 0:06:16 | |
We're bigging up Barnsley because in 2028 we are putting Barnsley | 0:06:16 | 0:06:21 | |
forward to host the next Olympic Games. | 0:06:21 | 0:06:25 | |
-Cool. -Wow! | 0:06:25 | 0:06:26 | |
For those of you who don't know, | 0:06:26 | 0:06:29 | |
Barnsley's a lovely town in South Yorkshire. | 0:06:29 | 0:06:31 | |
It's got a lot going for it, including a Primark. | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
Unlike previous Olympic cities, it's not big enough | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
to host the greatest sporting event in the world. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
Don't let that get in the way of a Wind Up. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:41 | |
-This is our logo. -Three Yorkshire puddings. | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
Excellent. Why do you think we chose that? | 0:06:43 | 0:06:47 | |
-We're in Yorkshire. -Excellent, because it's Yorkshire. | 0:06:47 | 0:06:50 | |
So we're going to build a stadium in the shape of a Yorkshire pudding. | 0:06:50 | 0:06:53 | |
We're going to push the Yorkshire pudding logo all the time. | 0:06:53 | 0:06:57 | |
We've got some press coming, some TV and stuff like that, | 0:06:57 | 0:07:01 | |
we're going to do live things throughout the day on TV. | 0:07:01 | 0:07:04 | |
Barnsley all day. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:05 | |
We're going to help the Lord Mayor, he's coming in about an hour. | 0:07:05 | 0:07:09 | |
And on the roof of this building, | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
he's going to launch the bid, officially on the TV. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
-Are you behind this? -Yes. -It's a good idea. -Yes. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
-You're going to big up Barnsley. -Yes. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:19 | |
-You're going to sell Barnsley? -It's one of my life's dreams. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:22 | |
Yeah, that is what the Olympics is about, | 0:07:22 | 0:07:25 | |
fulfilling your ambitions, right? | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Barnsley, Barnsley, 2028. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Games that are going to be oh so great. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
Barnsley Olympics, all reet. | 0:07:34 | 0:07:37 | |
'Brilliant. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
'They seem to be totally buying our fake Olympic story. | 0:07:40 | 0:07:44 | |
'Now to help Barnsley's bid by recording promotional messages.' | 0:07:44 | 0:07:47 | |
I've put you on the grass so it looks like the Yorkshire Dales. | 0:07:47 | 0:07:51 | |
Try not to look cold. We must make it look like is a hot summery place. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
Which it isn't. | 0:07:54 | 0:07:57 | |
We need to capitalise on our strengths. | 0:07:57 | 0:08:01 | |
Which is being Yorkshire. So let's be Yorkshire. Everybody do this. | 0:08:01 | 0:08:05 | |
-Yorkshire. -Yorkshire. | 0:08:05 | 0:08:08 | |
-Yorkshire. Yorkshire! -THEY GIGGLE | 0:08:08 | 0:08:11 | |
Come on, let's do Yorkshire. 3, 2, 1. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:16 | |
-Barnsley 2028. -Stop! "BAAAA-rnsley." | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
-Barnsley. -Barnsley. Barnsley. -Barnsley. -Barnsley. | 0:08:19 | 0:08:25 | |
-Pretend you're like your dad. -Sorry. My dad does not speak like that. | 0:08:25 | 0:08:29 | |
Like your granDad, then. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
Ee by gum. Barnsley. | 0:08:31 | 0:08:35 | |
Baaaarnsley! Sounds like a sheep. | 0:08:35 | 0:08:37 | |
Think of a big butch sheep. Are you ready? 3, 2, 1. | 0:08:37 | 0:08:42 | |
Barnsley 2028! It has a certain ring to it. | 0:08:42 | 0:08:46 | |
An Olympic ring to it. | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
-Barnsley. 2028. Games that could be great. All right! -Excellent. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:52 | |
Very, very good. That's better, isn't it? You got all that. | 0:08:52 | 0:08:57 | |
Give yourselves a big round of applause. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
Barnsley, Barnsley... | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
'They've really fallen for it, | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
'so it's time for us to wind things up even more. | 0:09:04 | 0:09:07 | |
'Next challenge, can we persuade them to record | 0:09:07 | 0:09:09 | |
'some ridiculous made-up facts about the Royal Family?' | 0:09:09 | 0:09:12 | |
Three, two, one... | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
The Queen, or as we know her round here, Lizzie, | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
has a house here in Barnsley. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
-She often comes to stay for the weekend with her corgis. -Good. | 0:09:19 | 0:09:22 | |
Prince William and Princess Kate | 0:09:22 | 0:09:24 | |
came to Barnsley for their honeymoon. They love the place. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
Buckingham Palace is situated just a stone's throw from Barnsley. | 0:09:28 | 0:09:32 | |
-They are thinking of changing its name to Barnsley Palace. -Very good. | 0:09:32 | 0:09:37 | |
-Do you think we can get away with that? -Yes. -Doesn't matter, does it? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
Cunning! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
CHEERING | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
That is not fair. I thought you liked us! | 0:09:46 | 0:09:49 | |
So Charlie, when you were told you were going to be part of | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
the Barnsley 2028 Olympic bid, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
-what was going through your head? -It could happen! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
I was excited and pretty honoured they had chosen me | 0:09:57 | 0:10:01 | |
and I thought we might get tickets to see the Olympics, like, | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
when I'm 28, though. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:06 | |
Wow, you really thought about this. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:07 | |
And Leah, possibly the best thing that's ever been said on television, | 0:10:07 | 0:10:13 | |
when Barry asked you what was so good about Barnsley, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:15 | |
you said, it had a Primark. | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:18 | 0:10:20 | |
-Is that why you're so proud of Barnsley? -Er... | 0:10:20 | 0:10:24 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:24 | 0:10:26 | |
Erm, one of the reasons! | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:10:30 | 0:10:31 | |
-Hey, it's a good Primark, I've been in it. -It's a big one. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
OK, time to wind things up a notch now | 0:10:34 | 0:10:37 | |
and see just how far we could push this thing. | 0:10:37 | 0:10:39 | |
Olivia, say the magic words. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
Run VT. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:43 | |
Of course, you can't hold the Olympic Games | 0:10:43 | 0:10:44 | |
without an opening ceremony full of local talent. Over to you, Barry. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:48 | |
You've heard of Britain's Got Talent. You've seen the show. | 0:10:48 | 0:10:51 | |
This is Barnsley's Got Talent. | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
We're going to send some acts in. we want you to judge them. | 0:10:54 | 0:10:58 | |
We need one winner overall today. | 0:10:58 | 0:10:59 | |
We've got these. We have been using these all week. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
If you like them, at the end, you can give them a tick. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:06 | |
If you don't like them, you can give them a soggy Yorkshire pudding. | 0:11:06 | 0:11:09 | |
All right? | 0:11:09 | 0:11:10 | |
'Now that our judging panel are raring to go, | 0:11:10 | 0:11:12 | |
'it's time to bring in our first act. | 0:11:12 | 0:11:14 | |
'Ooh, and it is worth mentioning that we have put together | 0:11:14 | 0:11:17 | |
'the worst bunch of talent you are ever likely to see. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:21 | |
'First, an escapologist.' | 0:11:21 | 0:11:22 | |
Start when you're ready. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:24 | |
-ESCAPOLOGIST: -It's coming. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:31 | |
This isn't my jacket. | 0:11:33 | 0:11:34 | |
BUZZER | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
-I think your time's up. -Do you want to stand on your spot? | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
You can lay on your spot if you'd prefer. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:41 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:11:41 | 0:11:43 | |
Nice one! | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
After that shambolic performance, | 0:11:45 | 0:11:47 | |
will the guys realise this is a wind-up? | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
Or will they believe it | 0:11:50 | 0:11:51 | |
and offer our rubbish acts constructive criticism? | 0:11:51 | 0:11:53 | |
Well, I think the problem was, you tried to... | 0:11:53 | 0:11:58 | |
You tried to undo it, but you couldn't, | 0:11:58 | 0:12:02 | |
and you just rolled on the floor! | 0:12:02 | 0:12:05 | |
-You showed no actual effort to get out. -No effort?! | 0:12:05 | 0:12:09 | |
Pretty weird. | 0:12:09 | 0:12:11 | |
I can honestly say I've never seen anything like that before. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:14 | |
That's in a bad way, by the way, so I'm going to have to say no. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
-It's a no from me. -A no from me. -No way. | 0:12:17 | 0:12:20 | |
That is three no's from the judges, | 0:12:21 | 0:12:23 | |
but at least they think this is a real talent show. | 0:12:23 | 0:12:26 | |
Will they believe the rest are genuine or suspect foul play? | 0:12:26 | 0:12:30 | |
Bring on the tea gargler. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:31 | |
In Yorkshire, we like tea, don't we? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:34 | |
so I thought I could do a bit of gargling with tea. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
GARGLES POORLY TO MUSIC | 0:12:38 | 0:12:41 | |
Sorry, I swallowed that bit. It's nice tea. Hang on. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
I think most people would be able to do that | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
-and possibly a bit better, so it's a no from me, sorry. -Oh. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
DRUM ROLL | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
Woo! | 0:13:01 | 0:13:03 | |
Ooh! | 0:13:03 | 0:13:04 | |
SCREECHING | 0:13:07 | 0:13:09 | |
Woo! | 0:13:09 | 0:13:10 | |
-Whoo! -It's a no. | 0:13:11 | 0:13:13 | |
It's a no for me. | 0:13:13 | 0:13:15 | |
-I found that very, very disturbing. -PERFORMER: -Woo! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:19 | |
'It's down to one final act to win the kids over | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
'and we know just the guys for the job.' | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
We're just about to go inside and perform on Barnsley's Got Talent. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:28 | |
-That's Sam in there, by the way. -Hiya. -Come on, let's do it. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:32 | |
'They don't seem to have spotted us so far, | 0:13:34 | 0:13:36 | |
'but surely with moves and costumes this bad, | 0:13:36 | 0:13:38 | |
'it is only a matter of time before they smell a rat.' | 0:13:38 | 0:13:41 | |
'Yeah, a big tutu-wearing ballet rat. Yeah!' | 0:13:41 | 0:13:45 | |
-That's enough, thanks. -Sorry. | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
Well, it was...funny, in a strange kind of way. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:52 | |
Sorry, but it's a no from me. | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
The tutu falling off had to be the funniest bit. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:58 | |
Because of your mistake, it's a yes. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
So very lucky about the mistake. | 0:14:00 | 0:14:03 | |
I loved the brown one. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:04 | |
You are fantastic at ballet, I have to say. | 0:14:04 | 0:14:09 | |
The white one, you were a bit naff, but it was funny with the tutu, | 0:14:09 | 0:14:14 | |
so I'm going to go with yes, because it was just so funny. | 0:14:14 | 0:14:16 | |
CHILDREN APPLAUD | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
Well done. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:19 | |
That is two yeses out of three. Result! | 0:14:19 | 0:14:21 | |
That concludes the talent show, | 0:14:21 | 0:14:23 | |
but instead of suspecting this might be a wind-up, | 0:14:23 | 0:14:26 | |
our judges actually think that one of the acts | 0:14:26 | 0:14:29 | |
deserves the chance to represent Barnsley. | 0:14:29 | 0:14:30 | |
-Thank you. -Thank you. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
I think it's the mice. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
-Me for mice. -I don't want the mice, though. | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
'But while they argue over their decision, | 0:14:39 | 0:14:41 | |
'the town's Olympic bid has been gathering pace. | 0:14:41 | 0:14:44 | |
'Let's interrupt the judges with a totally fake live news bulletin.' | 0:14:44 | 0:14:48 | |
'Someone's in for a shock when they discover the world's | 0:14:48 | 0:14:50 | |
'biggest event will, literally, be taking place on their doorstep.' | 0:14:50 | 0:14:54 | |
Apparently there's a news link now. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
It's now time for an update on our main story today - | 0:14:57 | 0:15:00 | |
the Barnsley Olympic bid. | 0:15:00 | 0:15:01 | |
We've already seen, in our earlier live links, | 0:15:01 | 0:15:04 | |
how the bid is gathering momentum | 0:15:04 | 0:15:05 | |
and is now thought to be favourite to host the 2028 games. | 0:15:05 | 0:15:09 | |
-Cool. -We can now go live to our reporter, who has found a street | 0:15:09 | 0:15:13 | |
where locals are already cashing in on the Olympics. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
Olympic fever has certainly taken hold of Barnsley. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:20 | |
-That's my house. -Oh, my god! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
Residents have been offered big money by Olympic officials | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
to move out of their houses so work can begin on a new Olympic site. | 0:15:26 | 0:15:31 | |
They are going into my house. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
Even though Barnsley's bid may come to nothing, a deal has been done | 0:15:34 | 0:15:38 | |
for one house, with the owner agreeing to sell up and move out. | 0:15:38 | 0:15:42 | |
As you can see, the clear-out has started. | 0:15:42 | 0:15:44 | |
That's my picture! | 0:15:44 | 0:15:46 | |
I have the owner here with me now. Caroline, what prompted you to move? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:49 | |
Definitely the money. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:53 | |
I take it you're behind the Barnsley Olympic bid? | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
Yes, it will be great for the community and Barnsley. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:58 | |
Rachel Bullen, reporting on our main story of the day. | 0:15:58 | 0:16:01 | |
Barnsley 2028 - Games that could be great. All reet?! | 0:16:01 | 0:16:06 | |
-That was Leah's flat. -How do you know? | 0:16:06 | 0:16:09 | |
I know my house, they were taking my Union Jack | 0:16:09 | 0:16:13 | |
and my TMI stuff out of my room. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
Did you hear what the woman said, that she sold the house? | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
-My mum is not selling our house. -This is a con. -This is a con. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:22 | |
-This has got to be a con. -I don't believe this. -Why? | 0:16:22 | 0:16:27 | |
My mum would not say that, that is my house. | 0:16:27 | 0:16:30 | |
Your mum left earlier. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:32 | |
Yeah, to look after the dog. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:35 | |
Maybe she left to sell the house? | 0:16:35 | 0:16:37 | |
-Don't worry about it, it's not important. -It is! | 0:16:37 | 0:16:41 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:16:41 | 0:16:44 | |
Leah, I have to say you were great there, you were properly sticking up | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
for your house. What was going through your head at that point? | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
-"How -dare -they!" | 0:16:53 | 0:16:54 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:16:54 | 0:16:56 | |
Charlie, how did you find being a judge on Barnsley's Got Talent? | 0:16:56 | 0:17:00 | |
I took it very seriously, and I really enjoyed it, | 0:17:00 | 0:17:04 | |
but I thought when all the acts started, | 0:17:04 | 0:17:07 | |
I thought, "Does Barnsley even have talent?" | 0:17:07 | 0:17:10 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:10 | 0:17:11 | |
Just to clarify, | 0:17:11 | 0:17:13 | |
that wasn't actually the finest talent Barnsley had to offer. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:16 | |
Was it not? | 0:17:16 | 0:17:17 | |
No, it was a load of our mates and people we dragged off the street. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:20 | |
Yeah, it's pretty bad. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:22 | |
We still had our grand finale in store and that involved | 0:17:22 | 0:17:26 | |
making you look right silly. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
And let's say, right silly puddings, actually. Yorkshire puddings. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:34 | |
Leah, want to do the honours? | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
Run VT. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:37 | |
'So everything is in place for the grand launch | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
'of Barnsley's 2028 Olympic bid.' | 0:17:39 | 0:17:42 | |
'There's the town mayor, | 0:17:42 | 0:17:44 | |
'making his way on to the stage for the big announcement.' | 0:17:44 | 0:17:48 | |
'There's the BBC News reporter about to go live to the whole of the UK. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
'There's our Olympic mascots, | 0:17:52 | 0:17:54 | |
'dressed to impress as giant Yorkshire puddings.' | 0:17:54 | 0:17:58 | |
'And finally, the Barnsley bid logo brought to life - | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
'a giant Yorkshire pudding filled with real gravy. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:03 | |
'All the guys have to do is pull the cord to open the curtains | 0:18:03 | 0:18:07 | |
'and reveal the mayor. What could possibly go wrong?' | 0:18:07 | 0:18:11 | |
Live in ten...nine...eight... | 0:18:11 | 0:18:14 | |
seven...six...five... | 0:18:14 | 0:18:18 | |
four... | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
MUSIC: "Chariots of Fire" theme | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
I'm Keiron Higginson, reporting live for the BBC. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
As you can see, I'm on a rooftop in the centre of Barnsley | 0:18:25 | 0:18:28 | |
on what is a very special day for this town. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
And I've just been told that the Mayor of Barnsley | 0:18:31 | 0:18:33 | |
is ready to address the public | 0:18:33 | 0:18:35 | |
and to officially launch Barnsley's Olympic bid. | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
So without further ado, I give you the Mayor of Barnsley. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:41 | |
Argh! | 0:18:43 | 0:18:44 | |
The mayor's in the... You covered the mayor in beef gravy! | 0:18:50 | 0:18:53 | |
Sorry! | 0:18:57 | 0:18:58 | |
What do you have to say, kids? | 0:19:00 | 0:19:03 | |
I only did what I was told to do! | 0:19:03 | 0:19:05 | |
It looks like the mayor's not very happy. Thank you. | 0:19:07 | 0:19:10 | |
You told me to pull it hard! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
Any comment? | 0:19:12 | 0:19:13 | |
-ALL: -Barnsley Olympics - all right! | 0:19:13 | 0:19:16 | |
It's time to put these guys out of their misery and let them know | 0:19:16 | 0:19:20 | |
there's no Olympic bid and reveal the whole day's | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
-been one complete wind-up. -Guys, you were on our brand-new show | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
and can I tell you, you have been well and truly Smarked. | 0:19:25 | 0:19:28 | |
Barnsley will not be the Olympic town/city of the 2028 games. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:38 | |
This is pointless! | 0:19:38 | 0:19:39 | |
It's not pointless! It's good entertainment. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Sorry, anybody got any gravy for this? Could be nice. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
-Brilliant. Absolutely legend. -One last thing, guys, Barnsley Olympics? | 0:19:52 | 0:19:57 | |
-All right! -Yay. -Fantastic. | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
Give it up for great sports and Barnsley's finest ambassadors, | 0:20:01 | 0:20:05 | |
Leah, Olivia and Charlie! | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:20:07 | 0:20:10 | |
Now it's time to find our second studio "victim". | 0:20:11 | 0:20:14 | |
That means, it's time to introduce to you a friend of ours. | 0:20:14 | 0:20:17 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please give a big hand for the Finger of Fun! | 0:20:17 | 0:20:21 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:20:21 | 0:20:26 | |
Yeah, the Finger of Fun has one job, and one job only! | 0:20:26 | 0:20:31 | |
And that is to find us someone, so we can have some fun. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:35 | |
So, Finger of Fun, find us someone! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:39 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:20:39 | 0:20:40 | |
Who is it going to be?! | 0:20:40 | 0:20:42 | |
Is it going to be you?! | 0:20:42 | 0:20:45 | |
Or is it going to be... | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
There are a lot of smiling faces out there. | 0:20:48 | 0:20:51 | |
Is it going to be you?! I don't think so! | 0:20:51 | 0:20:53 | |
Not you! | 0:20:53 | 0:20:55 | |
BOTH: Oooohhhh! | 0:20:58 | 0:21:02 | |
Yes! The Finger of Fun has found someone! | 0:21:02 | 0:21:06 | |
-Oh, wait a minute! -Whoa! -It's found a second person! | 0:21:06 | 0:21:11 | |
Girls, the Finger of Fun seems to have selected both of you. | 0:21:11 | 0:21:15 | |
-What are your names? -Lily. -Catherine. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:18 | |
Lily and Catherine. OK, in that case, | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
you girls need to come and join us down here. Bring your mum with you, | 0:21:20 | 0:21:23 | |
because it is time to take part in... The Prize Surprise! | 0:21:23 | 0:21:27 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:21:27 | 0:21:31 | |
Girls, would you like to introduce us to your mum, please? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
This is our mum Vicky. She's 43... | 0:21:36 | 0:21:41 | |
She won't thank you for that! | 0:21:41 | 0:21:44 | |
Now, Lily and Catherine, have you any idea why you're here? | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
-No. -No. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:50 | |
-Interesting. -It is interesting. | 0:21:50 | 0:21:52 | |
Well girls, you're down here because we've heard you get embarrassed | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
by your mum when she wears a certain rain mac, is that right? | 0:21:55 | 0:22:00 | |
-BOTH: -Yeah! -What's so embarrassing about it? | 0:22:00 | 0:22:03 | |
It's massive. It's so big, and she wears it all the time. | 0:22:03 | 0:22:09 | |
-Even when it's not raining. -Sunny weather. | 0:22:09 | 0:22:13 | |
And she picks us up from school with it when it's not raining | 0:22:13 | 0:22:16 | |
and it so embarrasses in front of my friends. | 0:22:16 | 0:22:19 | |
At least she hasn't worn it on the show today. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:22 | |
-Now that -would -be embarrassing. | 0:22:22 | 0:22:24 | |
She was, however, wearing it earlier, | 0:22:24 | 0:22:26 | |
when she was hanging out with us. Have a look. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
CHEERING | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
You knew! | 0:22:32 | 0:22:34 | |
You tricked us! | 0:22:34 | 0:22:36 | |
I think it really suits you, to be honest. | 0:22:36 | 0:22:39 | |
-I think it looks really nice. -Well, girls, we've got some news for you. | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Not only has she been hanging out with us, but your mum has been | 0:22:42 | 0:22:45 | |
wearing that mac all week on loads of different TV shows. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:49 | |
Take a look at this. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:50 | |
You're watching This Morning, with Eamonn and Ruth. | 0:22:54 | 0:22:56 | |
Move over Lady Gaga, because there is a new style icon in town | 0:22:56 | 0:23:00 | |
and we are lucky enough to have her with us on today's show. | 0:23:00 | 0:23:03 | |
-Yes, it's Lily and Catherine's mum. It's Vicky. -Good morning. | 0:23:03 | 0:23:08 | |
Not only Vicky, but Vicky and your trademark mac. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:12 | |
You have gone from being a normal mum to a global megastar. | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
-What do you put it down to? -The mac. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Vicky, Vicky, Vicky, Vicky, Vicky! Do you like my mac? | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
I love your mac. It's just like mine. | 0:23:22 | 0:23:25 | |
Vicky, it's chucking buckets. What I need is a mac like that. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:29 | |
It's on all the front pages, everybody's talking about it, | 0:23:29 | 0:23:33 | |
the fashionistas are loving it. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
Is it true that even Simon Cowell has noticed you and wants you | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
-to be on the panel of X-Factor? -So I've been told, | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
but if he wants my mac, then it's a no from me. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:46 | |
More mac-related news coming up. First, it's time for the weather. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:52 | |
Today's weather is going to be rain, | 0:23:52 | 0:23:54 | |
followed by more rain, and even more rain. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:57 | |
Vicky, do you want to go walkies? | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
-Yeah. -Ian, would you like to come? | 0:24:00 | 0:24:03 | |
Definitely, mate. I'd love to. | 0:24:03 | 0:24:05 | |
Are you in possession of a mac? | 0:24:05 | 0:24:08 | |
-No, I've not got one. -Well, you can't come! | 0:24:08 | 0:24:13 | |
And just to think that your daughters Lily and Catherine, | 0:24:13 | 0:24:16 | |
they actually used to get embarrassed! | 0:24:16 | 0:24:19 | |
Catherine and Lily, who's laughing now? | 0:24:19 | 0:24:23 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:24:23 | 0:24:27 | |
How do you feel after watching that? | 0:24:28 | 0:24:30 | |
-That was horrendous. -"That was horrendous"! | 0:24:30 | 0:24:32 | |
-Did you realise your mum and her mac had become so famous? -No! -She lied! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:39 | |
She lied! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
We've got some good news and some bad news. | 0:24:40 | 0:24:43 | |
-Tell her the good news. -I will. | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
The good news is that you now have the chance to win | 0:24:45 | 0:24:48 | |
today's star prize for Lily and Catherine. | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
Take a look at the star prize... | 0:24:50 | 0:24:52 | |
It's a brand-new games console! | 0:24:54 | 0:24:56 | |
Whoo! | 0:24:56 | 0:24:58 | |
All good. All good, yeah? | 0:24:58 | 0:25:01 | |
Hey, Mark, tell her the bad news. | 0:25:01 | 0:25:03 | |
-The bad news, and it really -is -bad news, | 0:25:03 | 0:25:06 | |
-is that The Sugababes have stolen your mac. -Oh, no! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:10 | |
It is indeed a mac-napping. Look at them. | 0:25:10 | 0:25:14 | |
Right there. You naughty Sugababes. | 0:25:14 | 0:25:18 | |
Vicky, you've got 45 seconds to get your mac back, | 0:25:18 | 0:25:21 | |
get to the dressing room in time, | 0:25:21 | 0:25:22 | |
get the mac back and win the star prize. | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
Get there too late and Jade will be wearing that mac all over town. | 0:25:24 | 0:25:28 | |
I tell you something, the rain in Spain will fall mainly on your head. | 0:25:28 | 0:25:31 | |
I don't know what that means. | 0:25:31 | 0:25:33 | |
-Are you up for the challenge first? -I'm up for it. -Fantastic! | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
-In that case, run, Mum, run! -Where? -Follow the signs. -Follow the signs. | 0:25:36 | 0:25:39 | |
Go! | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
EVERYONE SHOUTS ADVICE | 0:25:52 | 0:25:55 | |
Right there! That door! | 0:26:09 | 0:26:11 | |
Push it, push it! There! | 0:26:11 | 0:26:14 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:26:18 | 0:26:20 | |
She got there with about four minutes to spare | 0:26:24 | 0:26:27 | |
and couldn't find where she was going. Great work! | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
You've got the mac back and you fooled those dastardly Sugababes | 0:26:29 | 0:26:33 | |
and won the star prize! | 0:26:33 | 0:26:34 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:26:34 | 0:26:37 | |
Don't worry, girls, we'll get you your own macs. | 0:26:37 | 0:26:40 | |
We will indeed. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:41 | |
Girls, are you still embarrassed by your mum and her mac? | 0:26:41 | 0:26:45 | |
That's all we've got time for today, but join us next time | 0:26:47 | 0:26:50 | |
on Sam and Mark's Big Wind Up for more of this! | 0:26:50 | 0:26:55 | |
-It's Lily and Catherine's mum... -What?! -It's Vicky! | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
Ha-ha-ha! | 0:27:07 | 0:27:09 | |
He's a beautiful-looking man. | 0:27:11 | 0:27:12 | |
Shut up! HE VOMITS | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
This is awkward. | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
-Time up, time up, time up! -Oh, no! -Buzz him! | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
..and normally, some woman have beards. | 0:27:20 | 0:27:22 | |
Oh, my goodness! | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
-Hi! -THEY SCREAM | 0:27:26 | 0:27:28 | |
The four minutes are up! | 0:27:29 | 0:27:34 | |
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