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# Wind me up, put me down | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# Start me up and watch me go | 0:00:05 | 0:00:08 | |
# It's easy once you know how it's done | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
# You can't stop now it's already begun. # | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, he's Barnsley's finest export | 0:00:21 | 0:00:25 | |
and he's Wolverhampton's... Well, he's from Wolverhampton! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:30 | |
It's Sam and Mark! | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
Come with me! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Wave, wave, wave, wave, wave, wave! | 0:00:43 | 0:00:46 | |
Waving, waving, waving! | 0:00:46 | 0:00:48 | |
All right! It's going to be a good show! | 0:00:48 | 0:00:52 | |
-Yeah! -Come on! | 0:00:53 | 0:00:56 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:56 | 0:00:59 | |
Welcome to the weekend! | 0:00:59 | 0:01:01 | |
-We are about to wind you up and whip you into a frenzy. -Whoopah! -Whoopah! | 0:01:01 | 0:01:05 | |
I'll tell you what, | 0:01:05 | 0:01:07 | |
I'm worried there's too much good stuff crammed in today's show. | 0:01:07 | 0:01:09 | |
-I really am. I really am. -I know where he's coming from. | 0:01:09 | 0:01:12 | |
For example, one family is in for a right surprise | 0:01:12 | 0:01:15 | |
when they discover we've put the entire contents of their house | 0:01:15 | 0:01:19 | |
up for sale. | 0:01:19 | 0:01:21 | |
-What? -That's crazy speak! -It is! It is! | 0:01:21 | 0:01:24 | |
We've also got music from Six-D! | 0:01:24 | 0:01:26 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:26 | 0:01:29 | |
Right now, I reckon it's time for less talk and more action. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:34 | |
Remember, this is the show with a surprise around every corner. | 0:01:34 | 0:01:38 | |
No-one is safe, especially if you're an embarrassing mum or dad. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:43 | |
-Yes! Oh! -They'll edit that. | 0:01:44 | 0:01:48 | |
Oh! Embarrassing, embarrassing! | 0:01:49 | 0:01:52 | |
Right, I reckon there's a few people in this audience here tonight | 0:01:52 | 0:01:57 | |
who have embarrassing dads. | 0:01:57 | 0:01:58 | |
And I reckon that your dad is embarrassing, Sam. | 0:01:58 | 0:02:02 | |
-Yes! -First of all, nice name. | 0:02:02 | 0:02:04 | |
Touch me right there. You know what I'm saying, yeah. | 0:02:04 | 0:02:07 | |
We have heard that your dad likes to do a bit of singing. Is this true? | 0:02:07 | 0:02:12 | |
-Yeah. -What does he sing? -He sings the Welsh national anthem. | 0:02:12 | 0:02:16 | |
The Welsh national anthem? Really?! | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
How does that make you feel, when he does that? | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
-Er, embarrassed. -Does he do it in front of your friends and stuff? | 0:02:20 | 0:02:24 | |
-Yeah. -That must be really embarrassing. Where is Dad today? | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
-Er, I don't know. -You don't know? Oh, really? | 0:02:27 | 0:02:30 | |
Erm, I DO know where your dad is. | 0:02:30 | 0:02:33 | |
Your dad is right here in the Wind-Up studio. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:35 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Sam's dad! | 0:02:35 | 0:02:38 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:38 | 0:02:40 | |
HE SING WELSH NATIONAL ANTHEM IN WELSH | 0:02:48 | 0:02:53 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:13 | 0:03:14 | |
It's time for the part of the show | 0:03:14 | 0:03:16 | |
where we introduce to you a couple of friends of ours. | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
Please give a massive Wind-Up welcome | 0:03:19 | 0:03:21 | |
to Emily and Fiona! | 0:03:21 | 0:03:23 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:23 | 0:03:25 | |
-High five. High five! -Yes! High fives! High fives! | 0:03:25 | 0:03:29 | |
-Nice. How you doing, girls? -Good. -Really well. | 0:03:29 | 0:03:33 | |
Really well? That's good to know. | 0:03:33 | 0:03:35 | |
Well, you might recognise these girls, because they appeared | 0:03:35 | 0:03:39 | |
on another of our hit TV shows, TMi Friday, thank you very much. | 0:03:39 | 0:03:43 | |
Hey, let's remind ourselves of the good times. | 0:03:43 | 0:03:45 | |
'Now, there's Fiona, there's Emily, there's Hacker. Oh, and there's Iain. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
-'And then we played the Ooh Game.' -Ooh! | 0:03:51 | 0:03:54 | |
-Emily, what are we about to play? -Ooh! -'What was that about, then? | 0:03:55 | 0:03:59 | |
'Can't remember. And then we had a bit of a song and a dance. | 0:03:59 | 0:04:02 | |
'Happy days! | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
'I think it's fair to say a good time was had by all.' | 0:04:04 | 0:04:08 | |
The fact that we've got history made these guys | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
perfect candidates for the game that is now sweeping the nation - | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
a little something that we like to call In Yer Face. | 0:04:16 | 0:04:19 | |
Let me explain. For this game to work, we needed two people | 0:04:19 | 0:04:22 | |
who would definitely recognise us if we bumped into them in the street. | 0:04:22 | 0:04:26 | |
We also needed two people who we knew a thing or two about, | 0:04:26 | 0:04:29 | |
cos, girls, not only do we know where you live, | 0:04:29 | 0:04:32 | |
but we know what you like to do in your spare time | 0:04:32 | 0:04:34 | |
-and - more importantly - where you like doing it. -So guess what we did. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:38 | |
-Tell 'em. -We went to those places, rigged 'em with hidden cameras | 0:04:38 | 0:04:42 | |
so we could film these guys all day without them realising. Ha! | 0:04:42 | 0:04:46 | |
But the big question was, could we infiltrate their lives | 0:04:46 | 0:04:50 | |
-without being recognised? Let's find out. Say the magic words. -Run VT. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:55 | |
-Ah! Another blissfully beautiful day in Bradford. -But then we showed up! | 0:04:57 | 0:05:03 | |
We are here to play a little game that we call In Yer Face. | 0:05:15 | 0:05:18 | |
We call it that as we are about to get right in the face of these two. | 0:05:18 | 0:05:22 | |
-I'm taking Emily. -And I'm taking Fiona. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:25 | |
The aim of the game is not to get recognised. | 0:05:25 | 0:05:27 | |
We've got loads of disguises to help us out. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner. | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
But if they uncover our true identity and make a positive ID in OUR faces, | 0:05:33 | 0:05:37 | |
then it's game over. | 0:05:37 | 0:05:39 | |
So, let's kick this off with round one... | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Will Sam and Mark be able to pass themselves off as delivery men? | 0:05:44 | 0:05:48 | |
Up first...Mark. | 0:05:48 | 0:05:50 | |
All right, Brad? You look like a Brad. | 0:05:50 | 0:05:53 | |
You're going to knock on Emily's door. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:55 | |
-Yeah. -..deliver the flowers to Emily, and tell her | 0:05:55 | 0:05:57 | |
-they're from a secret admirer. -From an admirer? | 0:05:57 | 0:06:00 | |
From a secret admirer, and don't forget - if she recognises you | 0:06:00 | 0:06:03 | |
-at the first hurdle, it's game over. -OK. -Go. Good luck. -Nervous! | 0:06:03 | 0:06:07 | |
Don't mess it up. | 0:06:09 | 0:06:10 | |
Give it a good knock. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:13 | |
Don't make me laugh. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
COCKNEY ACCENT: All right. You got Emily here, please? | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
-Emily? Yeah. -Emily, please, cheers. Just a delivery. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:23 | |
All right, love? | 0:06:23 | 0:06:25 | |
I just need a signature, please. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
She's got no idea. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:31 | |
Lovely flowers. Wonder who they could be from? | 0:06:31 | 0:06:34 | |
-All right? Got that? That's lovely. -No idea! | 0:06:34 | 0:06:37 | |
Have a lovely day. All right, take care. Bye! | 0:06:37 | 0:06:40 | |
HE GIGGLES | 0:06:43 | 0:06:45 | |
We need to go, quick! | 0:06:46 | 0:06:48 | |
Mark takes an early lead. Over to you, you funny, little, hairy man. | 0:06:48 | 0:06:53 | |
You look like a Bee Gee. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
# Night fever, night fever. # | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Bit weird. OK, well, best of luck. You'll probably need it, mate. | 0:07:02 | 0:07:07 | |
-MIDLANDS ACCENT: -Hello, I'm looking for Fiona. -Me. -Oh, hello, Fiona. | 0:07:15 | 0:07:19 | |
I've got some flowers for you. | 0:07:19 | 0:07:20 | |
Er, if you'd just like to sign and print your name there, please. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:25 | |
Your accent is not great. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:26 | |
Just put your name. It's just cos I'm delivering the flowers, | 0:07:28 | 0:07:31 | |
I need a signature just to show my boss, basically, so there you go. | 0:07:31 | 0:07:35 | |
Thanks a lot. | 0:07:37 | 0:07:39 | |
Cheers, darling. Thank you very much. Bye. | 0:07:39 | 0:07:42 | |
-Ho-ho! That was a bit risky, that one. -That was REALLY risky! | 0:07:47 | 0:07:50 | |
-Did you see it? -Yeah. | 0:07:50 | 0:07:52 | |
When she signed, she, kind of, just looked up at me. | 0:07:52 | 0:07:55 | |
It was a look like, "What is this?" I got away with it. That's 1-1. | 0:07:55 | 0:07:59 | |
OK. Off to the next challenge, methinks. | 0:07:59 | 0:08:02 | |
It's level pegging, so it's time for round two - Skater Boy. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
Will these two plonkers get their skates on without being recognised? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:11 | |
Break a leg, Mark! | 0:08:11 | 0:08:12 | |
Challenge number two - you need to skate past Emily, | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
do a little jump or a trick, if you can, whilst going past her, | 0:08:19 | 0:08:23 | |
-and maybe go, "Whoo! Yeah!" -A trick? You've got to be joking. | 0:08:23 | 0:08:27 | |
Well, if you can. | 0:08:27 | 0:08:28 | |
Here they come, mate. | 0:08:29 | 0:08:31 | |
AMERICAN ACCENT: Good afternoon. Whoo! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:43 | |
How you doing? | 0:08:43 | 0:08:45 | |
Bit bad on my feet! Ha-ha! | 0:08:46 | 0:08:48 | |
Yeah, good. | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
No, nice work, dude. | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
-How was that? -She totally ignored me! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:05 | |
-HE CHUCKLES -Rude! | 0:09:05 | 0:09:07 | |
I think I probably would, looking at me! | 0:09:07 | 0:09:10 | |
-2-1. -I know. You've got to get this, mate, | 0:09:10 | 0:09:12 | |
else you have lost to the master. | 0:09:12 | 0:09:14 | |
The master! The master moustacher! | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
Absolutely. The master moustacher takes a 2-1 lead. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:21 | |
Up next, Skater Sam. | 0:09:21 | 0:09:23 | |
Good luck, Sam. This is it. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:24 | |
Don't mess it up. Well, do mess it up, cos I want to win. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:27 | |
AUSTRALIAN ACCENT: G'day. Ah, ripper. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:39 | |
I can't believe you got away with that! You're lucky, Nixon! | 0:09:41 | 0:09:44 | |
That was the worst accent ever! Are you all right there? | 0:09:47 | 0:09:51 | |
Can't believe I got away with that. She still looked at me a bit dodgy. | 0:09:51 | 0:09:55 | |
So, that makes the scores 2-2. See you soon! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
So, Emily, where to start, really? | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Let's start at the beginning. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
Did you suspect anything when you received that flower delivery? | 0:10:05 | 0:10:09 | |
-No, I didn't know it was you. -You didn't, did you? | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
-No idea! -Who did you think the flowers were from, though? | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
-School or something. -Secret admirer, so shush! | 0:10:14 | 0:10:19 | |
-Ssh! -And Fiona, you seemed pretty suspicious. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:23 | |
-What was going through your mind? -It's kind of fishy that some guy, | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
-dressed in a crazy outfit, delivers you flowers. -It's true - | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
-it is strange, I'm not going to lie. -Yeah. | 0:10:30 | 0:10:33 | |
-I was really suspicious. I was freaking out! -Were you freaking out? | 0:10:33 | 0:10:37 | |
-My dad was like, "Have you got a boyfriend?" -Oh, really? | 0:10:37 | 0:10:41 | |
OK, well, with the scores at 2-2, the big question was, | 0:10:41 | 0:10:44 | |
who would get rumbled first? Let's see what happened next. | 0:10:44 | 0:10:47 | |
-Fiona, say the magic words. -Run VT. | 0:10:47 | 0:10:50 | |
Nice! | 0:10:50 | 0:10:52 | |
Will Sam and Mark be able to look the girls in the eye | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
and make them believe they are real opticians? | 0:10:56 | 0:10:59 | |
Take it away, Mark. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:01 | |
Tremendous costume, by the way. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
-Yeah, I do look pretty cool, I know. -OK, so it's 2-2 at the minute. | 0:11:05 | 0:11:08 | |
The third challenge - you have to give Emily an eye test, | 0:11:08 | 0:11:13 | |
so, basically, get right in her face, check her eyes, | 0:11:13 | 0:11:17 | |
ask her if she has problems recognising people. | 0:11:17 | 0:11:20 | |
Maybe ask her about her eye colour, | 0:11:20 | 0:11:22 | |
and then get her to do the eye-chart test. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:25 | |
-And then, er, get out of there. -Easy for you to say. | 0:11:25 | 0:11:28 | |
-But OK, I'll go for it. -Don't forget, if she says your name, it's over. | 0:11:28 | 0:11:32 | |
-Not going to happen, mate. I've got this in the bag. -We'll see! | 0:11:32 | 0:11:36 | |
We will see. We will see, because we're in a seeing place. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:40 | |
-Right, Emily, this is my assistant. -Hello, hello. | 0:11:44 | 0:11:47 | |
He's going to do the first part of your eye test. | 0:11:47 | 0:11:50 | |
-I'd just like you to read the first letter. -I. -Good. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:54 | |
R-U-O-K. | 0:11:54 | 0:11:58 | |
I'm fine, thank you. THEY CHUCKLE | 0:11:58 | 0:12:00 | |
See what I did there? | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
-What about this one? -I can't read that. -Oh. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:06 | |
I'm short-sighted. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
Prepare to look her in the eye. | 0:12:08 | 0:12:09 | |
Can I just get a bit closer, Emily, if that's OK? | 0:12:09 | 0:12:12 | |
Just have a look into your eyes. | 0:12:12 | 0:12:14 | |
Brown. Brown eyes - lovely. So, you're short-sighted. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:19 | |
-Do you sometimes not recognise certain people? -Sometimes. -Really? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:24 | |
Can't really see their faces. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:25 | |
Right, OK, so distance is difficult with you? | 0:12:25 | 0:12:30 | |
OK, no problem. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
I'll go back, I'll write on the chart | 0:12:32 | 0:12:34 | |
and we'll see what we can do for you, OK? Lovely to meet you. | 0:12:34 | 0:12:37 | |
OK, lovely. | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
-OK. Thank you very much. -Wait! | 0:12:39 | 0:12:42 | |
Are you Mark? | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
I am! | 0:12:46 | 0:12:47 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:12:47 | 0:12:49 | |
She's got me! | 0:12:49 | 0:12:51 | |
Emily! Well done. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:54 | |
You know them flowers that you got this morning? | 0:12:54 | 0:12:57 | |
-Yeah. -Who...? -Oh, my God! | 0:12:57 | 0:12:59 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
And, check this out - you know Fiona, your friend? | 0:13:02 | 0:13:05 | |
-She did this? -No, Sam has been doing exactly the same thing | 0:13:05 | 0:13:09 | |
that I've been doing to you. | 0:13:09 | 0:13:11 | |
And, thank you very, very much, you have got me, | 0:13:11 | 0:13:15 | |
so if Sam beats me at this, then he's won the game. | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
High five. And your eyesight's not that bad at all. You found me out! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:22 | |
Mark's failure means the scores remain at 2-2, | 0:13:22 | 0:13:25 | |
but will Sammy be able to see it through and claim the victory? | 0:13:25 | 0:13:28 | |
OK, Sam, this is it. | 0:13:28 | 0:13:30 | |
Give Fiona an eye exam, go right up to her - right in her face. | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
Tell her what colour eyes she's got, and if she finds it difficult | 0:13:34 | 0:13:38 | |
to recognise people. | 0:13:38 | 0:13:39 | |
If you do all that, I'll put my hands up and say that you've won. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Easy. You're going down. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Hi, there. Hi. I'm Martin. Hi. Nice to meet you. What's your name? | 0:13:49 | 0:13:53 | |
-Fiona. -Fiona? Hi, nice to meet you. How are the eyes? -Good. -Yeah? | 0:13:53 | 0:13:58 | |
Dodgy accent! | 0:13:58 | 0:14:00 | |
If you'd just put your hand over your left eye, | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
and read from the top all the way down to the bottom. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:05 | |
I-C-U. | 0:14:05 | 0:14:08 | |
A-B-C. | 0:14:08 | 0:14:09 | |
Come on, Fiona. Come on! | 0:14:09 | 0:14:11 | |
I-O-U-A-C-D. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:13 | |
Excellent. Nothing wrong with your right eye. | 0:14:13 | 0:14:16 | |
-Let's take a closer look. -Ask her if she has | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
-trouble recognising people. -Brilliant, yeah. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:21 | |
That's really good. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:22 | |
-So, are you having any problem at all with any vision? -No. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:26 | |
No? Do you have any troubles recognising people? | 0:14:26 | 0:14:30 | |
You look a lot like Sam from Sam and Mark, you know. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
-Sorry, who? -Sam. | 0:14:33 | 0:14:35 | |
Ooh! Remember, the rules of the game state that she has to say | 0:14:35 | 0:14:39 | |
that he IS Sam. Saying he looks like Sam doesn't count. | 0:14:39 | 0:14:43 | |
-Sam from who? -Sam and Mark. | 0:14:43 | 0:14:46 | |
-Sam and Mark. Who's Sam and Mark? -TMi. -TMi - what's that? -Come on! | 0:14:46 | 0:14:51 | |
It's a TV show I went on. | 0:14:51 | 0:14:53 | |
-Oh, you've been on TV? -Yeah. -Oh, wow, wow, great. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:58 | |
-When was that, Fiona? -November. -Right, OK, great. Great. | 0:14:58 | 0:15:02 | |
Well, thanks very much, Fiona - I'll leave you in the hands... | 0:15:02 | 0:15:06 | |
-Oh, no, he's won, hasn't he? -Yes, thank you very much. Bye. | 0:15:06 | 0:15:11 | |
Oh, you've got to be joking! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:16 | |
So, she didn't officially say, "You're Sam from Sam and Mark." | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
-She said, "You look a lot like him." -Oh! So you've won. | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
-Which means I've won! -No! | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
Yep, Sam wins 3-2. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
But hey, can he really rub Mark's face in it by winning another round? | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
Let's find out - it's time for Lost Grandmother. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:34 | |
All right, then, Sam, as the winner, | 0:15:34 | 0:15:37 | |
you have got to get right into Fiona's face. | 0:15:37 | 0:15:39 | |
You've got to be like a doddering old lady, and you've lost your car. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:44 | |
Mate, I'll do anything. I've already won, so I'm happy. | 0:15:44 | 0:15:47 | |
It's only because I'm far more famous than you - I'm a lot easier to spot. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:52 | |
-Good point. -All right. Good luck. | 0:15:52 | 0:15:55 | |
Hello. Excuse me. I seem to have misplaced my car. | 0:16:03 | 0:16:08 | |
You ARE Sam! | 0:16:08 | 0:16:09 | |
HE CHUCKLES | 0:16:09 | 0:16:11 | |
You got him! SAM LAUGHS | 0:16:11 | 0:16:15 | |
Finally! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:16 | |
I've been playing a little game with you all day | 0:16:18 | 0:16:20 | |
called In Yer Face. | 0:16:20 | 0:16:22 | |
D'you remember this morning, around about half past nine, | 0:16:22 | 0:16:25 | |
when somebody came and delivered some flowers? | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
-She's just got it! -Come here! | 0:16:28 | 0:16:30 | |
I've been playing this with you and Mark's been playing it with Emily! | 0:16:30 | 0:16:34 | |
Can I just say... | 0:16:34 | 0:16:35 | |
Come on, Emily! | 0:16:35 | 0:16:36 | |
..Emily...Emily got me before you got Sam! | 0:16:36 | 0:16:40 | |
To be fair, you did clock on in the eye test that it was me. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:44 | |
I did suspect a lot, but I didn't really say anything. | 0:16:44 | 0:16:47 | |
You didn't actually say the immortal words, "You're Sam from Sam & Mark!" | 0:16:47 | 0:16:51 | |
Can I just say - what a cardigan that is! | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Eh? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:55 | |
-I think we're all winners here! -Yay! | 0:16:55 | 0:16:58 | |
CHEERING | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
I agree, I think we're all winners. | 0:17:02 | 0:17:03 | |
Actually, no, we're not all winners, I'm the only winner. In yer face! | 0:17:03 | 0:17:07 | |
-In yer face, man! Oh! -Yes, OK, well done! | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
Now, Fiona, I can't believe that you didn't rumble me in the optician's. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
You were SO suspicious. What were you thinking at that point? | 0:17:13 | 0:17:17 | |
SHE SIGHS | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
I was so suspicious but I was so nervous to say it! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:21 | |
Oh, really? Oh! Hey, I'm glad you were so nervous, | 0:17:21 | 0:17:24 | |
cos that meant that I won it! Don't want to rub it in any more! | 0:17:24 | 0:17:27 | |
Yeah, cheers, mate, thank you(!) | 0:17:27 | 0:17:28 | |
Emily, on the other hand, you sussed me out good and proper. | 0:17:28 | 0:17:31 | |
When did you twig it was me? | 0:17:31 | 0:17:33 | |
It's just, when you came in, | 0:17:33 | 0:17:34 | |
you looked like Mark. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:37 | |
LAUGHTER I did, yeah. | 0:17:37 | 0:17:39 | |
-Sussed straightaway. -An older version! | 0:17:39 | 0:17:41 | |
-Yeah, an older version? -It wasn't a very good disguise, | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
-to be honest. Sorry! -That's all right! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
Now, I've got to say, usually, when I'm dressed as a grandma, | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
things have gone too far. Fiona, had I gone too far | 0:17:52 | 0:17:55 | |
with that one? | 0:17:55 | 0:17:56 | |
-Way too far. -Way too far! Brilliant. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
Now, girls, the most important - did you have a good day? | 0:17:58 | 0:18:01 | |
-It was awesome. -Yeah. -Absolute legends, I'm sure you'll agree. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:04 | |
They've been great sports. | 0:18:04 | 0:18:06 | |
Please, give it up for the stars of In Yer Face, Emily and Fiona! | 0:18:06 | 0:18:09 | |
CHEERING Well done, girls. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:12 | |
Right now, though, | 0:18:12 | 0:18:13 | |
it's time to randomly select our second studio victim. | 0:18:13 | 0:18:16 | |
So, let's introduce to you a friend of ours - bring on the Finger! | 0:18:16 | 0:18:18 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:18:18 | 0:18:22 | |
-Ooh! -Someone's had a manicure! | 0:18:22 | 0:18:24 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Finger Of Fun. | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
Now, Finger, we need you to select a mum. | 0:18:28 | 0:18:30 | |
A mum who loves having some fun. So, Finger Of Fun, find us a mum! | 0:18:30 | 0:18:35 | |
Who could it be?! | 0:18:35 | 0:18:36 | |
CHEERING | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
Oh, who could it be? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:41 | |
It's not going to be you, mate, it's not going to be you. | 0:18:41 | 0:18:43 | |
It could be you, it could be you. Aaaah... | 0:18:43 | 0:18:46 | |
Oh, he's gone past you, sorry! | 0:18:46 | 0:18:48 | |
Oh, what about you, Smiley Face? | 0:18:48 | 0:18:50 | |
Oh, he's in a good mood, the Finger, he's had a manicure. | 0:18:52 | 0:18:55 | |
Who's he going to pick? | 0:18:55 | 0:18:57 | |
Oooooh! | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
CHEERING | 0:19:00 | 0:19:02 | |
The Finger has spoken. What is your name? | 0:19:04 | 0:19:08 | |
-Hayley. -BOTH: Hayley! | 0:19:08 | 0:19:10 | |
-Whoa! -Whoa! | 0:19:10 | 0:19:12 | |
What.. Hold on, the Finger's not finished yet! | 0:19:12 | 0:19:16 | |
Yeah, it seems to have chosen you guys, as well. What are your names? | 0:19:16 | 0:19:21 | |
-Jay and Chloe. -Jay and Chloe. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
All right, OK. APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:19:23 | 0:19:25 | |
The three of you need to get yourselves down here, | 0:19:25 | 0:19:27 | |
because it's time to have some fun. | 0:19:27 | 0:19:29 | |
-It's time for The Prize Surprise! -Come on down! | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:19:32 | 0:19:34 | |
Jay and Chloe, nice to meet you. Are you having a good time on the show? | 0:19:40 | 0:19:43 | |
-Yes, having fun. -Good. | 0:19:43 | 0:19:46 | |
Excellent. Have you any idea why the finger has chosen you guys? | 0:19:46 | 0:19:51 | |
No idea! | 0:19:51 | 0:19:53 | |
Let me shed some light on the subject. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:56 | |
We have been speaking to your husband/dad Martin | 0:19:56 | 0:19:59 | |
and he reckons Hayley, you have got too much stuff! | 0:19:59 | 0:20:04 | |
-Jay and Chloe, are these accusations true? -Yes, very much. | 0:20:07 | 0:20:12 | |
Not expensive stuff. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:14 | |
Loads of £5 stuff! | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
What kind of stuff does she have? | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
-Give us an example. -Make-up, handbags, shoes. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:24 | |
Do you really think your mum needs all this "stuff"? | 0:20:24 | 0:20:29 | |
Not really. | 0:20:29 | 0:20:30 | |
We don't think that. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:32 | |
That's why, last week, when you were out, Hayley, | 0:20:32 | 0:20:35 | |
we popped round to your house and we borrowed some of your stuff. | 0:20:35 | 0:20:41 | |
And then, what you do is, we put it on sale on QVC. | 0:20:41 | 0:20:46 | |
-We would like you to watch this VT. -Videotape. | 0:20:46 | 0:20:51 | |
And try to memorise as many of the items as possible. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:55 | |
For every item you remember, you will win a prize for your family | 0:20:55 | 0:20:58 | |
-from the Wind-Up prize stash. How does that sound? -Great(!) | 0:20:58 | 0:21:03 | |
In that case, keep your eyes peeled, run VT. | 0:21:05 | 0:21:08 | |
Hi, I'm Simon and you're watching a special QVC presentation. | 0:21:08 | 0:21:12 | |
Today, we are selling off Hayley's things. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
A picture Hayley bought on her honeymoon. | 0:21:17 | 0:21:21 | |
A 6-foot Father Christmas. | 0:21:21 | 0:21:23 | |
A dog that never goes pooh-pooh, Hayley's china dog. | 0:21:23 | 0:21:28 | |
Hayley's favourite film. | 0:21:28 | 0:21:31 | |
It's a good one. | 0:21:31 | 0:21:33 | |
Have you ever wished you had something for your bits? | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
You have. Hayley's handbag! | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
Next up, Hayley's hippy fancy dress costume. Yeah, baby! | 0:21:39 | 0:21:44 | |
This is a page-turner. Hayley's favourite book. | 0:21:44 | 0:21:48 | |
If you like china and teddies, this is for you. | 0:21:48 | 0:21:52 | |
Hayley's china teddy collection. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
Off to a posh party? | 0:21:55 | 0:21:56 | |
This is what you need. Hayley's necklace. | 0:21:56 | 0:22:00 | |
A craft party wouldn't be a craft party without | 0:22:00 | 0:22:02 | |
Hayley's favourite craft machine. | 0:22:02 | 0:22:05 | |
# Robbie Williams. # | 0:22:05 | 0:22:07 | |
Hayley's favourite CD. | 0:22:07 | 0:22:12 | |
Hayley's dressing gown. | 0:22:12 | 0:22:13 | |
Aw, isn't it cute? Hayley's old teddy bear. | 0:22:14 | 0:22:18 | |
That is a lot of stuff! | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
Get it in your head. 30 seconds on the clock, | 0:22:21 | 0:22:26 | |
How many items of your stuff can you recall? Time starts now. | 0:22:26 | 0:22:30 | |
My handbag, picture from my honeymoon, | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Father Christmas, my teddy collection. | 0:22:33 | 0:22:37 | |
Necklace. Ghost. Warhorse. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:41 | |
Ghost. I said that. Robbie Williams. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:46 | |
What else? | 0:22:46 | 0:22:49 | |
My outfit I wore to a fancy dress that I'll never go again. | 0:22:49 | 0:22:54 | |
-Have you said the dressing-gown? -Dressing gown. -Come on, come on! | 0:22:54 | 0:22:59 | |
China teddies! | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
Time's up, very good guys. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:07 | |
-You did well. -Not bad at all. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:11 | |
Out of the 13 items, you recalled 11. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:16 | |
It was only the china dog and the craft set that you didn't say. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:20 | |
You get 11 prizes from the prize stash! | 0:23:20 | 0:23:24 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:23:24 | 0:23:27 | |
Thanks again to Martin for helping us stitch you up. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
He has done a good job. We've been planning that for weeks. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:34 | |
Anything to say to him? | 0:23:34 | 0:23:36 | |
I will say it later! | 0:23:36 | 0:23:39 | |
You're in so much trouble, mate. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:41 | |
We got your stuff back from QVC, | 0:23:41 | 0:23:43 | |
the problem was, Santa has done a runner. | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
DRAMATIC MUSIC | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
The good news is, he's been spotted near the Wind-Up studio. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:56 | |
Hayley, if you can find him in 45 seconds, | 0:23:56 | 0:24:00 | |
you will win a star prize for Jay and Chloe. | 0:24:00 | 0:24:04 | |
-Are you up for the challenge? -Yes! | 0:24:04 | 0:24:07 | |
Wait, how will she find Santy? | 0:24:09 | 0:24:14 | |
Simple, follow the presents! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:15 | |
Go, go! Go, go! | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
Come on! Go, go! Come back! | 0:24:25 | 0:24:31 | |
This way, this trail. Go, go! | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
Go, go, go! | 0:24:34 | 0:24:36 | |
Go on, Hayley! | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
Come on! | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Go on, Hayley! | 0:24:42 | 0:24:44 | |
Yes, go Hayley! | 0:24:44 | 0:24:47 | |
-Well done. -Do I have to take it back? -Congratulations, Hayley. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:56 | |
You found Santa in time, which means you win a star prize each | 0:24:56 | 0:25:00 | |
for Jay and Chloe, which are hanging on the Christmas trees. | 0:25:00 | 0:25:03 | |
You both have got two MP3 players - one each! | 0:25:03 | 0:25:07 | |
-Nice! -How cool is that? | 0:25:07 | 0:25:09 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:25:09 | 0:25:10 | |
Run, network! | 0:25:10 | 0:25:12 | |
'Here's a taste of some of the hidden-camera pranks | 0:25:14 | 0:25:17 | |
-'coming your way soon.' -All right! Whoo! | 0:25:17 | 0:25:20 | |
Bleurgh! | 0:25:22 | 0:25:24 | |
How you doing? What can I get you? | 0:25:24 | 0:25:26 | |
Stop. Stop! | 0:25:29 | 0:25:31 | |
MAN YELLS | 0:25:32 | 0:25:34 | |
Oh, my goodness! | 0:25:34 | 0:25:35 | |
THEY CHUCKLE | 0:25:35 | 0:25:37 | |
-DEEP VOICE: -CBBC. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:39 | |
Is the challenge for me? | 0:25:39 | 0:25:41 | |
Ha-ha! | 0:25:47 | 0:25:48 | |
-Good one, yeah? -What a weirdo! | 0:25:48 | 0:25:51 | |
OK, let's end this show with a bang. | 0:25:51 | 0:25:54 | |
Please give it up for Six D! | 0:25:54 | 0:25:57 | |
# I, I, I'm having the best damn | 0:26:01 | 0:26:04 | |
# Night, night, night of my life, life, life | 0:26:04 | 0:26:07 | |
# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night of my life | 0:26:07 | 0:26:12 | |
# Woke up with glitter in both my eyes | 0:26:12 | 0:26:14 | |
# I lost one shoe, where's my hat? | 0:26:14 | 0:26:15 | |
# Not my phone, got to get that back | 0:26:15 | 0:26:18 | |
# I've been thinking about the night I had | 0:26:18 | 0:26:19 | |
# Boss man won't cut me no slack | 0:26:19 | 0:26:21 | |
# Sent me home without my cheque | 0:26:21 | 0:26:23 | |
# Tell me where they do that at | 0:26:23 | 0:26:25 | |
# Oh, whenever, wherever, whatever I do | 0:26:25 | 0:26:27 | |
# The party will come, the party will go | 0:26:27 | 0:26:29 | |
# Whatever, whatever, whatever you like | 0:26:29 | 0:26:30 | |
# Whatever you need, you got it tonight | 0:26:30 | 0:26:33 | |
# Oh, you got it tonight, you got it tonight | 0:26:33 | 0:26:36 | |
# Whatever, whatever, whatever you like | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
# Whatever you need, you got it tonight | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
# In one way high, a bad goodbye | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
# Hard to be so sad when I'm having the best damn night | 0:26:42 | 0:26:47 | |
# Lost my keys and I'm locked outside | 0:26:47 | 0:26:49 | |
# Got nowhere to crash but I'm having the best damn | 0:26:49 | 0:26:54 | |
# Night, night, night of my life, life, life | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn | 0:26:57 | 0:27:01 | |
# Night, night, night of my life, life, life | 0:27:01 | 0:27:04 | |
# I, I, I, I'm having the best damn night | 0:27:04 | 0:27:08 | |
# Almost daylight, should be snoring | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
# Dance floor packed and the speakers roaring | 0:27:10 | 0:27:12 | |
# Cup that empty, not done pouring | 0:27:12 | 0:27:14 | |
# Dance floor packed and the speakers | 0:27:14 | 0:27:15 | |
# We're going to dance till we can't no more | 0:27:15 | 0:27:17 | |
# Hands in the air till our arms get sore | 0:27:17 | 0:27:19 | |
# Sweat till about three in the morning | 0:27:19 | 0:27:20 | |
# Lights on and everybody yawning | 0:27:20 | 0:27:23 | |
# You got it tonight You got it tonight | 0:27:23 | 0:27:25 | |
# Whatever, whatever Whatever you like | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
# Whatever you need You got it tonight | 0:27:26 | 0:27:29 | |
# In one way high, a bad goodbye | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
# Hard to be sad when I'm having the best damn night | 0:27:32 | 0:27:37 | |
# Lost my keys and I'm locked outside | 0:27:37 | 0:27:40 | |
# Got nowhere to crash But I'm having the best damn | 0:27:40 | 0:27:43 | |
# Night, night, night of my life, life, life | 0:27:43 | 0:27:46 | |
# I, I, I I'm having the best damn... # | 0:27:46 | 0:27:50 |