Episode 3 Sam & Mark's Big Wind-Up
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# Wind me up Put me down | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# Start me off and watch me go | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# Because it's easy Once you know how it's done | 0:00:10 | 0:00:14 | |
# You can't stop now It's already begun. # | 0:00:14 | 0:00:16 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:00:19 | 0:00:22 | |
Ladies and gentlemen! | 0:00:22 | 0:00:25 | |
If knowing them is wrong, I don't want to be right! | 0:00:25 | 0:00:29 | |
Give it up for Sam and Mark! | 0:00:29 | 0:00:30 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:30 | 0:00:32 | |
-How you doing, guys? High five! High five! High five! -Oh! -Oh! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:47 | |
Come on, you! | 0:00:57 | 0:00:58 | |
-Welcome to the weekend! -Yeah! | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:03 | 0:01:04 | |
Hold on tight, folks, | 0:01:04 | 0:01:05 | |
because we're heading straight into the danger zone! | 0:01:05 | 0:01:08 | |
Yes, we've pushed this show to the limit, | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
and quite frankly, it could blow at any time! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
On today's ma-hoosive big Friday Wind-up, | 0:01:13 | 0:01:15 | |
it's a lucky day for everyone, | 0:01:15 | 0:01:17 | |
because Nicola Roberts will be performing | 0:01:17 | 0:01:20 | |
live in front of your very eyeballs! | 0:01:20 | 0:01:23 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:23 | 0:01:25 | |
And we'll be turning someone here into a genuine A-list celebrity. | 0:01:25 | 0:01:29 | |
AUDIENCE: Ooooh! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:31 | |
This is the show with a surprise around every corner, | 0:01:31 | 0:01:34 | |
-so no-one is safe! -Go and get 'em, Sam! | 0:01:34 | 0:01:37 | |
Yes, no-one is safe in our studio audience. | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
Nobody at all. Nobody's safe! | 0:01:44 | 0:01:46 | |
I can see you all, you're all scared. Nobody is safe. Especially... | 0:01:46 | 0:01:50 | |
You! | 0:01:50 | 0:01:51 | |
Hello. How are you doing? Are you Mum? Are you Amber's mum? | 0:01:51 | 0:01:54 | |
Can I sit on your knee? Cheers, love. | 0:01:54 | 0:01:57 | |
That's a comfy seat, right there. How are you doing? You all right? | 0:01:57 | 0:02:01 | |
-Yeah. -Good. | 0:02:01 | 0:02:02 | |
Now, what's this we hear about your nan? | 0:02:02 | 0:02:05 | |
Because we hear that she likes to do an impression of this lady. | 0:02:05 | 0:02:09 | |
That right there is rock goddess Tina Turner. | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-Yeah! -Tell us more! | 0:02:14 | 0:02:16 | |
Um... | 0:02:16 | 0:02:18 | |
What are you laughing at? | 0:02:19 | 0:02:20 | |
So does she do this a lot? | 0:02:22 | 0:02:24 | |
Um, well, we've got this wee game... | 0:02:24 | 0:02:27 | |
-You sing. -Oh yeah, you get up and start singing? -Yeah. | 0:02:27 | 0:02:31 | |
That must be embarrassing. | 0:02:31 | 0:02:32 | |
Is it embarrassing? | 0:02:32 | 0:02:34 | |
Kind of! | 0:02:34 | 0:02:35 | |
And where is your nan today? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Um...she's in... | 0:02:37 | 0:02:40 | |
She's gone with Grandma Sue, hasn't she? | 0:02:40 | 0:02:42 | |
She's gone with Grandma Sue, has she? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
-Gone away for the weekend. -Gone away for the weekend? | 0:02:44 | 0:02:47 | |
Awww! Well, that's funny, | 0:02:47 | 0:02:49 | |
because if your nan has gone away with Grandma Sue, | 0:02:49 | 0:02:52 | |
then who's this? | 0:02:52 | 0:02:54 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:02:56 | 0:02:58 | |
# You're simply the best | 0:03:02 | 0:03:05 | |
# Better than all the rest | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
# Better than anyone | 0:03:11 | 0:03:16 | |
# Anyone I ever met | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
# You're simply the best! # | 0:03:20 | 0:03:22 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:03:22 | 0:03:25 | |
That was amazing! I love the wig, I love the dress, brilliant! | 0:03:27 | 0:03:32 | |
Amber, how does that make you feel? | 0:03:32 | 0:03:34 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:03:34 | 0:03:37 | |
-She's lost for words! -Lost for words! | 0:03:37 | 0:03:39 | |
Normally, Amber, because that was so embarrassing, | 0:03:39 | 0:03:42 | |
we'd be letting you get your revenge by strapping your nan | 0:03:42 | 0:03:45 | |
to a massive wheel and spinning her ten t'dozen. | 0:03:45 | 0:03:48 | |
But something about that doesn't sound right. Right, Mark? | 0:03:48 | 0:03:52 | |
Yeah, I don't think we should do that. | 0:03:52 | 0:03:54 | |
Audience, what do you think? Can we put Amber's nan on the wheel | 0:03:54 | 0:03:57 | |
and give her a spin? CHEERING | 0:03:57 | 0:04:00 | |
Don't say yes! We can't do that, so, what we need, | 0:04:00 | 0:04:05 | |
we need someone to step in and take her position. | 0:04:05 | 0:04:08 | |
Someone who's brave, someone who's fearless. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:12 | |
Someone who has no idea what they're in for. | 0:04:12 | 0:04:14 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:04:14 | 0:04:16 | |
it's time to play... Joe on a wheel! | 0:04:16 | 0:04:18 | |
Amber, are you ready to see Joe Swash as you've never seen him before? | 0:04:27 | 0:04:31 | |
Awesome. Studio audience, are you ready to see Joe Swash | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
as you've never seen him before? | 0:04:34 | 0:04:36 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:36 | 0:04:38 | |
In that case, everyone in the Wind-Up audience, | 0:04:38 | 0:04:40 | |
please give it up for Joe on a Wheel! | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:42 | 0:04:44 | |
Who could have done this? | 0:04:49 | 0:04:52 | |
Joe, welcome to Wind-Up! It's Joe Swash, everybody! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:56 | |
CHEERING | 0:04:56 | 0:04:57 | |
Are you enjoying your experience of being on our show? | 0:04:58 | 0:05:01 | |
-I was never told about this bit. -Oh, really? Oh, no! | 0:05:01 | 0:05:04 | |
It must have been a misunderstanding! Sorry about that. | 0:05:04 | 0:05:07 | |
As you can see, we have Joe Swash on a wheel. | 0:05:07 | 0:05:10 | |
If Joe lands on Joe, he will win himself a mystery prize. | 0:05:10 | 0:05:13 | |
That'd be nice, wouldn't it, Joe? | 0:05:13 | 0:05:15 | |
I take it home or have I got to give it away? | 0:05:15 | 0:05:17 | |
-You take it home! -I get to keep it? | 0:05:17 | 0:05:20 | |
Of course you do! Good luck. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:22 | |
Good luck. | 0:05:22 | 0:05:23 | |
If Joe lands on audience, he will win a prize for our studio audience! | 0:05:23 | 0:05:27 | |
CHEERING | 0:05:27 | 0:05:30 | |
And if Joe lands on star, Amber here wins a prize. | 0:05:32 | 0:05:36 | |
Yeah, yeah! | 0:05:36 | 0:05:38 | |
Wait one second, only if she can answer a question correctly. | 0:05:38 | 0:05:41 | |
Amber, who are these mascots you've got? | 0:05:41 | 0:05:43 | |
Woofy and Millie. | 0:05:43 | 0:05:44 | |
Woofy and Millie are going to help us with the questions. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:47 | |
But to summarise, gold is good, yeah? | 0:05:47 | 0:05:49 | |
Red, however...is BAD! | 0:05:49 | 0:05:52 | |
That's right. If Joe lands on red, | 0:05:54 | 0:05:56 | |
he will be coming face to face with...the Foaminator! | 0:05:56 | 0:06:02 | |
CHEERING | 0:06:02 | 0:06:05 | |
This week's Foaminator is Chimpy! Come on over, Chimpy! | 0:06:10 | 0:06:14 | |
Yep, it's the resident chimp. Chimp meet Joe, Joe, meet Chimp. | 0:06:16 | 0:06:19 | |
-I've had words with Chimp already! -You've been chatting? That's nice. | 0:06:19 | 0:06:24 | |
You know the score. If Joe lands on red, you need to release | 0:06:24 | 0:06:27 | |
a furious amount of foam right into Joe's kisser. | 0:06:27 | 0:06:30 | |
Understood? No monkey business? No monkey business, excellent. | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-Amber, are you ready? -Yeah. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
Fantastic. Here we go. Loads of prizes, no big deal. Come on, Sam! | 0:06:35 | 0:06:39 | |
AUDIENCE: Wind up that wheel! | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
CHEERING | 0:06:55 | 0:06:57 | |
Sorry, Joe! What a shame! | 0:06:58 | 0:07:01 | |
Your first appearance on Wind-Up and you land on foam! | 0:07:01 | 0:07:05 | |
It'll be the last appearance as well! | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
In that case, Foaminator, you get yourself in position. | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
I'm going to stand behind here. | 0:07:10 | 0:07:12 | |
Not that close! Get back a little bit! | 0:07:12 | 0:07:14 | |
That's the designated safe area, Joe! | 0:07:14 | 0:07:17 | |
OK, after three! | 0:07:17 | 0:07:18 | |
One, two, three! | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
-You all right, Joe? -Wipe my glasses! | 0:07:27 | 0:07:29 | |
-I'll wipe your glasses. -Take the white bits off my lips, | 0:07:29 | 0:07:32 | |
-it tastes horrible! -Aww! | 0:07:32 | 0:07:34 | |
Are you OK to carry on? | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
I've got no choice! | 0:07:38 | 0:07:40 | |
That you haven't! Here we go with a second spin! | 0:07:40 | 0:07:42 | |
CHEERING | 0:07:42 | 0:07:45 | |
LAUGHTER AND CHEERING | 0:07:56 | 0:07:58 | |
It's not rigged, Joe, I promise! | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
OK, so! | 0:08:04 | 0:08:06 | |
On the second spin, it means you're going to get another foaming! | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
OK, after three! One, two, three! | 0:08:12 | 0:08:16 | |
CHEERING | 0:08:16 | 0:08:18 | |
-All right. -Sorry, Joe! | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
Joe, we got one last spin, let's try and get a prize, yeah? | 0:08:24 | 0:08:28 | |
-Come on, Joe! Play the game! -It's like you want to be foamed! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:32 | |
Here we go! | 0:08:32 | 0:08:33 | |
CHEERING | 0:08:33 | 0:08:36 | |
What is it? NO! | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
I can't believe it! | 0:08:55 | 0:08:56 | |
It's a Wind-Up first, three foams in a row! Joe, you know what this means. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:01 | |
I'm really cold! | 0:09:01 | 0:09:03 | |
We'll get you warmed in a bit. | 0:09:03 | 0:09:04 | |
OK, Foaminator, for the third and final time, one, two, three! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:09 | |
CHEERING | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
-OK. -I'm freezing! | 0:09:16 | 0:09:18 | |
Now, Joe, we don't usually do this. | 0:09:18 | 0:09:20 | |
We're not doing it again! | 0:09:20 | 0:09:23 | |
Because you've had three in a row, we're going to give you a bonus spin. | 0:09:24 | 0:09:28 | |
That's fair, audience? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:30 | |
-Yeah. -AUDIENCE: Yeah! | 0:09:30 | 0:09:33 | |
-Here we go! -Come on, mate. | 0:09:33 | 0:09:35 | |
It's when you spin it, it gets cold! | 0:09:35 | 0:09:38 | |
It's landed on Joe! | 0:09:45 | 0:09:48 | |
-Which means you get a mystery prize. -Fantastic! | 0:09:48 | 0:09:51 | |
And that prize is... | 0:09:51 | 0:09:52 | |
It's another foaming by the Foaminator. | 0:09:52 | 0:09:56 | |
One, two, three! | 0:09:58 | 0:09:59 | |
Ohhh! Joe, what a prize. | 0:10:06 | 0:10:09 | |
-You must be happy with that prize. -I'm freezing! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
Ah! OK. | 0:10:11 | 0:10:13 | |
That means at the end of Joe On A Wheel you got foamed three times, | 0:10:13 | 0:10:16 | |
-but you did win that last prize. -What prize?! | 0:10:16 | 0:10:20 | |
That was a prize, Joe. You should be happy about that! | 0:10:20 | 0:10:23 | |
Please, ladies and gentlemen, give it up for Joe and our Foaminator! | 0:10:23 | 0:10:27 | |
Oh, wow. | 0:10:27 | 0:10:29 | |
Now it's time to find another studio victim. | 0:10:29 | 0:10:32 | |
Please give a big hand for the finger of fun! | 0:10:32 | 0:10:34 | |
AUDIENCE: Whoo! | 0:10:34 | 0:10:38 | |
Whoo! Ladies and gentlemen, the finger of fun. | 0:10:39 | 0:10:42 | |
Finger, we need you to select someone that loves having some fun. | 0:10:42 | 0:10:46 | |
So finger of fun, find us someone! | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
Who's it going to be? | 0:10:54 | 0:10:56 | |
Ohhh... | 0:10:56 | 0:10:58 | |
Who's it going to be? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:00 | |
Oh, it might be you. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:03 | |
Is it going to be you? | 0:11:05 | 0:11:06 | |
Oh...! | 0:11:08 | 0:11:10 | |
-Three people?! -Wowsas! What are your names? | 0:11:14 | 0:11:18 | |
-Jessica. -Paige. -Denise. | 0:11:18 | 0:11:21 | |
Excellent. Well, ladies, get down here, | 0:11:21 | 0:11:24 | |
it's time to have some fun. It's time for The Prize Surprise! | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
Come on down. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
Before we go further, Jessica, it's your birthday! Happy birthday. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:43 | |
CHEERING Hey, and what a birthday it will be. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:48 | |
Guys, have you any idea why we brought you down here? | 0:11:48 | 0:11:52 | |
-No. -Well, it's because we want to talk to you | 0:11:52 | 0:11:56 | |
about your stepdad/partner. First of all, what's his name? | 0:11:56 | 0:11:59 | |
-Jason. -Jason. OK, that seems pretty ordinary. | 0:11:59 | 0:12:03 | |
OK. What does Jason do for a living? | 0:12:03 | 0:12:06 | |
-Window fitter. -He's a window fitter. | 0:12:06 | 0:12:08 | |
-Does he have any hobbies, any interests? -Erm... | 0:12:08 | 0:12:12 | |
-Not really, he's pretty boring. -Oh, really?! | 0:12:12 | 0:12:15 | |
Ohh! What does Jason look like? | 0:12:15 | 0:12:19 | |
-Bald. -He's bald. -He's bald, is he? | 0:12:19 | 0:12:22 | |
OK. He seems like a lovely bloke. | 0:12:22 | 0:12:24 | |
A lovely, normal, ordinary bloke. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:27 | |
Hold on a minute. I'm a bit confused here. | 0:12:27 | 0:12:29 | |
Are we talking about the same person? | 0:12:29 | 0:12:31 | |
Are you talking about this guy? | 0:12:31 | 0:12:33 | |
THEY LAUGH | 0:12:33 | 0:12:37 | |
-That's your stepdad, yeah? -That's my man! | 0:12:37 | 0:12:40 | |
I think there's been a slight misunderstanding. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:43 | |
Cos that guy is properly famous. | 0:12:43 | 0:12:45 | |
There's nothing normal or ordinary about him. He's big-time. | 0:12:45 | 0:12:48 | |
-Didn't you know that? -No. -What?! | 0:12:48 | 0:12:52 | |
Guys, that is Jase the Face! | 0:12:52 | 0:12:54 | |
-How could you not know?! -Guys, I can't believe you didn't tell me | 0:12:54 | 0:12:59 | |
your stepdad/partner was Jase the Face. | 0:12:59 | 0:13:02 | |
I think it's time you found out just how famous Jase the Face really is. | 0:13:02 | 0:13:06 | |
Check this out. | 0:13:06 | 0:13:09 | |
Hello, I'm Ricky and you're watching Newsround. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
Move over R-Patz, Bieber and Gaga, | 0:13:14 | 0:13:17 | |
cos there's only one celebrity that everyone is talking about. | 0:13:17 | 0:13:20 | |
And it's this guy, Jase the Face. | 0:13:20 | 0:13:23 | |
Jase-mania has been sweeping the nation | 0:13:23 | 0:13:26 | |
and his famous face has been all over town, quite literally. | 0:13:26 | 0:13:29 | |
Check this out. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:30 | |
PEOPLE CHANT: Jase the Face! Jase the Face! | 0:13:30 | 0:13:34 | |
We love you, Jase! | 0:13:34 | 0:13:35 | |
How big a deal do I want to be? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:39 | |
If I could be half as big as Jase the Face, I'd be happy. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Oh, it's Jase! | 0:13:43 | 0:13:46 | |
-I love his bald head. -I love his cheesy grin. | 0:13:46 | 0:13:49 | |
Isn't he a dreamboat? Oh! Mwah! | 0:13:49 | 0:13:52 | |
Oh my God! Jase the Face! | 0:13:52 | 0:13:54 | |
Hey, I'm Dynamo. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:55 | |
I want to give a big shout-out to my boy Jase the Face. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
And this is his ace. | 0:13:58 | 0:14:01 | |
Jase the Face? He's the inspiration behind my hit song, How We Roll. | 0:14:03 | 0:14:06 | |
It's about his head, because it's so round, so smooth. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
Perfect for rolling, if you know what I'm saying. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
Jase the Face? One word. Perfection. | 0:14:12 | 0:14:15 | |
Jessica and Paige, your stepdad and his baldy head | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
are properly famous. What do you make of that? | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
I think you've got it wrong, that is not my stepdad! | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
-Oh, I think you'll find it is. -I think you'll find it is. | 0:14:30 | 0:14:33 | |
Now, we've got more exciting news for you guys | 0:14:33 | 0:14:36 | |
because your stepdad is actually here today. | 0:14:36 | 0:14:38 | |
There he is, arriving at BBC Television Centre. | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
Let's have a look. | 0:14:42 | 0:14:44 | |
Signing autographs. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:45 | |
Look at that! The crowd are going wild for him. | 0:14:45 | 0:14:48 | |
They absolutely love it, he's signing autographs and all sorts. | 0:14:48 | 0:14:53 | |
He's properly famous... Look at him waving to the crowd! | 0:14:53 | 0:14:56 | |
His adoring public! | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
Now, guys, I think we've established that your stepdad/partner | 0:14:59 | 0:15:03 | |
has got the most famous face on the planet. | 0:15:03 | 0:15:06 | |
But the big questions is, how well do you know that face? | 0:15:06 | 0:15:10 | |
We're about to find out because shortly, | 0:15:10 | 0:15:13 | |
we're going to be bringing out a line up of baldies. | 0:15:13 | 0:15:16 | |
All you have to do is identify which one is your step dad/partner, | 0:15:16 | 0:15:20 | |
the legendary Jase the Face. I can't wait! | 0:15:20 | 0:15:23 | |
-OK, it sounds simple, right? -Right. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:25 | |
Wrong - because what we haven't told you is that each of you | 0:15:25 | 0:15:28 | |
will be wearing one of these! | 0:15:28 | 0:15:31 | |
The blindfold of darkness. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
It's pretty scary, man. | 0:15:36 | 0:15:38 | |
OK, if you successfully identify Jase the Face, | 0:15:38 | 0:15:41 | |
Jessica and Paige will win today's star prize, a digital camera each. | 0:15:41 | 0:15:45 | |
With a flash on it! | 0:15:45 | 0:15:47 | |
-Yeah, I know. Guys, are you up for the challenge? -Yeah. | 0:15:47 | 0:15:51 | |
In that case, guys, you need to put one of these on each. | 0:15:51 | 0:15:54 | |
They're Velcro, all mod cons. | 0:15:54 | 0:15:57 | |
Don't get peeking, now! All right. They've got their blindfolds on. | 0:15:57 | 0:16:00 | |
Everyone in the Wind-Up audience, it's time to Bring Out The Baldies! | 0:16:00 | 0:16:05 | |
What a stunning sight this is! | 0:16:14 | 0:16:17 | |
Brilliant. OK, ladies, you just wait there. | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
Paige, we're just going to bring you over to baldy number one. | 0:16:22 | 0:16:26 | |
Careful, we're just by the edge of the stage here. Sideward step, | 0:16:26 | 0:16:30 | |
OK, stay there. | 0:16:30 | 0:16:31 | |
I'm going to bring you over, Paige, as well. Come on. | 0:16:31 | 0:16:34 | |
Don't fall off the stage! | 0:16:34 | 0:16:36 | |
OK, guys, using your sense of touch... | 0:16:36 | 0:16:39 | |
-And smell. -It's time to find your... Oh, easy! | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
Easy, Denise! | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
It's now time to find your stepdad/partner, Jase the Face. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:50 | |
Family, are you happy? ALL: Yeah! | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
Excellent, OK. In that case, we'll direct you where to come. | 0:16:51 | 0:16:54 | |
Denise, we're number one here, OK? | 0:16:54 | 0:16:57 | |
Jessica, put your hands over there. Paige as well. Careful, careful. | 0:16:57 | 0:17:01 | |
You might have to bend over a bit, there we go. There we go! | 0:17:01 | 0:17:05 | |
-That's number one. -Have a good feel. | 0:17:05 | 0:17:07 | |
No, definitely not. Jason shaved this morning. | 0:17:07 | 0:17:09 | |
-OK. -He's got nice eyebrows. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:13 | |
All right. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:15 | |
OK, that's number one. Let's move onto number two. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:19 | |
Go through them all first. Number two, this is the next one. | 0:17:19 | 0:17:24 | |
No, this is number two. This one. | 0:17:24 | 0:17:26 | |
He hasn't got the line, he never shaves properly. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:29 | |
-There's always that bit of line, you know? -That's definitely not him. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:34 | |
Onto number three, over here. | 0:17:34 | 0:17:36 | |
When I say, "Over here," they don't know, do they? | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
It's number one. | 0:17:40 | 0:17:41 | |
-Hang on, I've got another one here. -You've got to feel them all first. | 0:17:41 | 0:17:45 | |
-He's got the line, number one has. -All right, let's have a look. | 0:17:45 | 0:17:48 | |
-We've only been through three. There's two more. -There's two more. | 0:17:48 | 0:17:52 | |
Two more. Right, OK. Number four. We've got number four here. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:57 | |
-OK, Jessica. -Oh, no! -This is the line. | 0:17:57 | 0:18:01 | |
Definitely this one. | 0:18:01 | 0:18:05 | |
You're on the wrong planet. Come here. Come round here. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:09 | |
Come on, darling. | 0:18:09 | 0:18:11 | |
-I think it's this one. -All right. | 0:18:11 | 0:18:13 | |
-This is the head. -Can I feel your muscles? | 0:18:13 | 0:18:15 | |
No, just the head, just the head! | 0:18:15 | 0:18:18 | |
OK, number five. | 0:18:18 | 0:18:19 | |
Can I have a little bit longer? | 0:18:19 | 0:18:22 | |
No! Over here. All right, five over here. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:25 | |
That's what's his name? The exterminator? | 0:18:27 | 0:18:32 | |
So you've had a good feel? | 0:18:35 | 0:18:38 | |
OK, all right, ladies, it's now time for you to identify which | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
one of these men is the world famous Jase the Face? | 0:18:42 | 0:18:45 | |
This is for the star prize for Jessica and Paige. | 0:18:45 | 0:18:49 | |
OK, what are you going for? One or four? | 0:18:49 | 0:18:51 | |
-Uh, no, none of them. -It's definitely four. | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
If I were you, I'd listen to Jessica, | 0:18:54 | 0:18:56 | |
she seems like she knows what she's talking about. | 0:18:56 | 0:18:58 | |
-Jessica, what are you saying? -Four. -We'll ask the birthday girl. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:02 | |
-We're going for four. -Let's see if you're right. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:05 | |
Please pull off your blindfolds of darkness! Number four! | 0:19:05 | 0:19:10 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:19:10 | 0:19:11 | |
Well done! The world famous Jase the Face is number four. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:15 | |
-Congratulations! -Well done. | 0:19:15 | 0:19:17 | |
You're correct, which means that you win a digital camera each. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
Well done, guys. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
Hey, and how does it feel knowing that your stepdad/partner | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
is the world famous Jase the Face? | 0:19:26 | 0:19:28 | |
I never knew! | 0:19:28 | 0:19:31 | |
Jase the Face, it's a pleasure having you on the show. | 0:19:31 | 0:19:34 | |
You have all been absolutely amazing. | 0:19:34 | 0:19:37 | |
Audience, please give it up for Jessica, Paige, Denise, Jase the Face | 0:19:37 | 0:19:41 | |
and of course, our baldy line up. | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
Welcome to the part of the show where we sort the wheat from the chaff. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:57 | |
And get you some answers. | 0:19:57 | 0:19:59 | |
And providing us with those answers are Joe Swash and Nicola Roberts. | 0:19:59 | 0:20:05 | |
CHEERING | 0:20:05 | 0:20:07 | |
All right. Joe and Nicola are stood on the Truth Or Wind Up podiums. | 0:20:10 | 0:20:14 | |
They're on them because we're going to ask them to confirm or deny | 0:20:14 | 0:20:18 | |
a series of questions we've spent weeks intensively researching. | 0:20:18 | 0:20:22 | |
He says that, we stuck their names into Google to see what happened. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:25 | |
-It's all true on there, isn't it? -Hey, we're about to find out, Mark. | 0:20:25 | 0:20:29 | |
This is going to be intense. Celebs, are you ready? | 0:20:29 | 0:20:31 | |
-Yes, we're ready. -Ready. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:33 | |
-They're ready. -Are you ready? | 0:20:33 | 0:20:37 | |
Intense. | 0:20:40 | 0:20:43 | |
They're ready. Cameras, are you ready? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Wow! They're ready. In that case, let's go. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
Fact one... | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
Joe Swash is half man, half dog. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:58 | |
Audience, truth or wind-up? | 0:20:58 | 0:21:01 | |
ALL: Wind-up! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:04 | |
-All right, all right. -All right, all right. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:13 | |
Cool your jets. | 0:21:13 | 0:21:15 | |
All right, the audience is saying a lot of truth there which is odd. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:19 | |
Joe Swash, truth or wind-up? | 0:21:19 | 0:21:22 | |
Yeah, that's a wind-up. Sorry, guys. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:25 | |
Explain more. What's all this about? | 0:21:25 | 0:21:27 | |
Well... I'm a little bit... | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
I've got a little bit of hair on my back in patches... | 0:21:30 | 0:21:33 | |
I wouldn't say that was kind of wolf-like. | 0:21:33 | 0:21:36 | |
Joe, we heard this comes from the fact that | 0:21:36 | 0:21:38 | |
when you appeared on This Morning, you was doing | 0:21:38 | 0:21:41 | |
something like a dog item and you ended up eating dog food. | 0:21:41 | 0:21:45 | |
No, I didn't! Don't believe Google! | 0:21:45 | 0:21:49 | |
That's what we got on Google! | 0:21:49 | 0:21:52 | |
I've eaten a lot of things but I've not eaten dog food. | 0:21:52 | 0:21:55 | |
-Have you not? OK, so it is a wind-up. -Wind-up, wind-up! Fact two... | 0:21:55 | 0:21:59 | |
Did we lie then? Sorry. | 0:21:59 | 0:22:02 | |
Nicola and Kate Middleton to form brand new girl band | 0:22:02 | 0:22:06 | |
Princesses Aloud? | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
Truth or wind-up, audience? | 0:22:07 | 0:22:11 | |
ALL: Wind-up! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
I think the consensus is... All right, you've had your say. | 0:22:19 | 0:22:23 | |
The consensus is wind-up. What's the answer? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:27 | |
As much as I love the princess, | 0:22:27 | 0:22:30 | |
it's a wind-up. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:32 | |
Where did this shoddy information come from then? | 0:22:32 | 0:22:36 | |
Google! | 0:22:36 | 0:22:37 | |
You're right. | 0:22:37 | 0:22:39 | |
But didn't you say that you'd love for Kate to perform with you? | 0:22:39 | 0:22:42 | |
Uh... no! | 0:22:42 | 0:22:44 | |
Brilliant! I might as well just chuck this away! | 0:22:44 | 0:22:48 | |
Fact three... | 0:22:48 | 0:22:51 | |
Joe Swash to make sensational EastEnders return as a woman! | 0:22:51 | 0:22:56 | |
Audience, truth or wind-up? | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
THEY SHOUT | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
All right, thanks, audience. | 0:23:06 | 0:23:08 | |
Thanks for your opinions. | 0:23:08 | 0:23:11 | |
OK. A lot of truth in there. | 0:23:11 | 0:23:14 | |
Joe, truth or wind-up? | 0:23:14 | 0:23:16 | |
Well, my mum does say I've got lovely, delicate ankles. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
But no, unfortunately I don't go back as a woman, no. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:22 | |
-But are you going back? -I do go back for a couple of episodes... | 0:23:22 | 0:23:26 | |
BOTH: Yeah! | 0:23:26 | 0:23:28 | |
-I'm as Mickey again. -Wicked, cool. | 0:23:28 | 0:23:31 | |
Fact four... | 0:23:31 | 0:23:32 | |
What was that? | 0:23:32 | 0:23:34 | |
Nicola trashes Kimberley Walsh's bedroom | 0:23:34 | 0:23:38 | |
as slumber party gets out of control? | 0:23:38 | 0:23:41 | |
Audience, truth or wind-up? | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
THEY SHOUT | 0:23:45 | 0:23:46 | |
All right, all right. A lot of truth. Is that a truth or wind-up? | 0:23:50 | 0:23:56 | |
I am probably the messiest out of all of us | 0:23:56 | 0:23:59 | |
but I didn't trash her house. | 0:23:59 | 0:24:02 | |
It's a wind-up, you see. Yeah. Did you have a slumber party though? | 0:24:02 | 0:24:07 | |
We have lots of slumber parties. | 0:24:07 | 0:24:09 | |
It's half true then, that's all right. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:12 | |
OK, fact five... | 0:24:12 | 0:24:14 | |
Joe Swash holds the world record for pancake throwing. Ah!! | 0:24:14 | 0:24:18 | |
Audience, truth or wind-up? | 0:24:18 | 0:24:21 | |
That's a bit of a mixed bag. Thank you, audience, thank you. | 0:24:27 | 0:24:31 | |
Bit of a mixed bag. Surely this can't be true. Or can it? | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
-Joe Swash, truth or wind-up? -I'm in the big book, baby! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:39 | |
No! It's true? | 0:24:39 | 0:24:42 | |
Yeah, I'm in the Guinness World Records book for tossing | 0:24:42 | 0:24:46 | |
-the most amount of pancakes. -That's unbelievable. -I'm in twice. | 0:24:46 | 0:24:49 | |
-The other was for walking upstairs with books on my head. -Wow! | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
I didn't choose to do these, people asked me to. | 0:24:52 | 0:24:55 | |
-That's amazing, I love it. -Thank you. -A man of many talents. -Indeed. | 0:24:55 | 0:24:59 | |
Fantastic. Thanks for clearing those facts up, guys. | 0:24:59 | 0:25:02 | |
Please give it up for Joe and Nicola! | 0:25:02 | 0:25:04 | |
CHEERING | 0:25:04 | 0:25:06 | |
Welcome to the weekend! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:08 | |
It's Lily and Catherine's mum, it's Vicky. | 0:25:20 | 0:25:24 | |
He's a beautiful looking man. | 0:25:34 | 0:25:37 | |
This is awkward. | 0:25:37 | 0:25:38 | |
Time up, time up, time up! Buzz him! | 0:25:38 | 0:25:42 | |
Some women haverds. | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
Oh, my goodness. | 0:25:47 | 0:25:49 | |
THE FOAMINATOR! | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, let's end the show with a bang. | 0:26:06 | 0:26:09 | |
give it up for Nicola Roberts and her latest single Lucky Day. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:13 | |
# Could it be my, could it be my Could it be my lucky day? | 0:26:13 | 0:26:17 | |
# Could it be my, could it be my Could it be my lucky day? | 0:26:17 | 0:26:20 | |
# Could it my, could it be my | 0:26:20 | 0:26:22 | |
# Could it be my lucky day? | 0:26:22 | 0:26:24 | |
# Could it be my, could it be my # Could it be my lucky day? | 0:26:24 | 0:26:28 | |
# I like a phone call | 0:26:28 | 0:26:30 | |
# I like to hear something like this | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
# Woah, woah, woah, woah | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
# A conversation | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
# That maybe leads into a kiss | 0:26:38 | 0:26:41 | |
# Mwah, mwah, mwah, mwah | 0:26:41 | 0:26:43 | |
# Aah, say that you love me | 0:26:43 | 0:26:46 | |
# Say that you need me too | 0:26:46 | 0:26:49 | |
# Best you ever had | 0:26:49 | 0:26:52 | |
# It could be so easy | 0:26:52 | 0:26:54 | |
# For you to please me, baby | 0:26:54 | 0:26:57 | |
# So how come you tease me? | 0:26:57 | 0:26:59 | |
# You told me so what do you say? | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
# Are you gonna take this golden opportunity? | 0:27:02 | 0:27:06 | |
# Won't you give it to me because you've got what I want | 0:27:06 | 0:27:10 | |
# Maybe it's my lucky day | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
# Just light the first spark | 0:27:14 | 0:27:16 | |
# And watch the fireworks explode | 0:27:16 | 0:27:19 | |
# Boom, boom, baby | 0:27:19 | 0:27:22 | |
# You've got a fast car | 0:27:22 | 0:27:23 | |
# So why the hell we driving slow? | 0:27:23 | 0:27:27 | |
# Zoom, zoom, zoom to me | 0:27:27 | 0:27:29 | |
# Kisses on my pillow | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
# I've hundreds of those though | 0:27:32 | 0:27:34 | |
# I want something more | 0:27:34 | 0:27:37 | |
# So congratulations | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
# It's not the occasion | 0:27:39 | 0:27:41 | |
# The day when I get my own way | 0:27:41 | 0:27:44 | |
# You told me so what do you say? | 0:27:44 | 0:27:48 | |
# Are you gonna take this golden opportunity? | 0:27:48 | 0:27:52 | |
# Won't you give it to me because you've got what I want | 0:27:52 | 0:27:56 | |
# Maybe it's my lucky day. # | 0:27:56 | 0:28:00 | |
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