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# Wind me up, put me down | 0:00:03 | 0:00:04 | |
# Start me up and watch me go | 0:00:04 | 0:00:08 | |
# Cos it's easy once you know how it's done | 0:00:09 | 0:00:14 | |
# You can't stop now, it's already begun. # | 0:00:14 | 0:00:17 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:17 | 0:00:20 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, let's get this party started. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:26 | |
Give it up for your hosts, Sam and Mark! | 0:00:26 | 0:00:30 | |
CHEERING AND APPLAUSE | 0:00:30 | 0:00:34 | |
Come on! | 0:00:34 | 0:00:36 | |
-Come on! -What time is it? It's good time o'clock, baby! | 0:00:36 | 0:00:41 | |
Yeah, yeah, yeah! | 0:00:41 | 0:00:43 | |
Woo! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-Woo! Ooh hoo hoo! -Oh, yeah! | 0:00:47 | 0:00:51 | |
-Welcome to the weekend! -Come on! | 0:00:52 | 0:00:56 | |
All right, all right. Wait, wait. | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
-I'm going to stop you there. -Calm down. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:05 | |
I'm going to have to stop you there, guys. I've got some bad news. | 0:01:05 | 0:01:09 | |
-It's the last show of the series. -Oh! | 0:01:09 | 0:01:11 | |
-What?! -I'll tell you what, though. | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
The good news is we're going to make it an absolute rip-snorter! | 0:01:13 | 0:01:16 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:16 | 0:01:18 | |
He ain't kidding. We've got it all going on in today's show. | 0:01:18 | 0:01:22 | |
I'm talking celebrities in the shape of Parade! | 0:01:22 | 0:01:25 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:25 | 0:01:27 | |
You know it, girlfriends! | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
I'm talking major surprises involving this studio audience. | 0:01:29 | 0:01:33 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:01:33 | 0:01:36 | |
I'm talking about one of the tensest hidden camera pranks | 0:01:36 | 0:01:39 | |
we've ever done. Check this out. | 0:01:39 | 0:01:41 | |
I've noticed something. | 0:01:41 | 0:01:43 | |
-Fake teeth? -I've just saw it. Then, when you talk. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:53 | |
No, these are my teeth, these. | 0:01:53 | 0:01:55 | |
-Stay tuned to find out what an earth was going on there. -But, right now, | 0:01:59 | 0:02:03 | |
it's time once again to introduce a good old friend of ours. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:06 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, I know you love him as much as we do, | 0:02:06 | 0:02:09 | |
give a big hand for the Finger of Fun! | 0:02:09 | 0:02:12 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:02:12 | 0:02:15 | |
Woo, oh yeah! Sorry. | 0:02:15 | 0:02:19 | |
Now, you need to find us someone who is well up for a bit of fun. | 0:02:19 | 0:02:23 | |
So, Finger of Fun, find us someone! | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
# Gonna be, ah, yeah! # | 0:02:31 | 0:02:33 | |
-Oh, who's it going to be? -Who's it going to be? | 0:02:35 | 0:02:37 | |
Keep waving, people. We've got our eyes on you. | 0:02:37 | 0:02:44 | |
Who's it going to be? | 0:02:45 | 0:02:47 | |
-BOTH: -Oh! | 0:02:47 | 0:02:48 | |
OK, the finger has spoken. | 0:02:50 | 0:02:53 | |
-What's your name? -Hannah. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:55 | |
Hannah! In that case... | 0:02:55 | 0:02:57 | |
-Whoa! -The finger hasn't finished. | 0:02:57 | 0:03:01 | |
-It wants you to come down as well. What's your name? -Louise. | 0:03:01 | 0:03:05 | |
In that case, you need to... | 0:03:05 | 0:03:07 | |
Whoa! | 0:03:07 | 0:03:09 | |
-Three! -What's happening? -Three! -OK, what's your name? | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
-Rachel. -All right, all you need to do is come down here | 0:03:12 | 0:03:16 | |
-cos it's time for The Prize Surprise. -Come on down! | 0:03:16 | 0:03:19 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:03:19 | 0:03:22 | |
-Hannah, how are you doing? -I'm good. | 0:03:26 | 0:03:30 | |
-Are you enjoying the show? -Yeah. | 0:03:30 | 0:03:32 | |
-Good, excellent. -All right then. We've got Hannah, Louise and Rachel. | 0:03:32 | 0:03:36 | |
So you all know each other? | 0:03:36 | 0:03:38 | |
-Just a little joke. -Sisters. | 0:03:38 | 0:03:41 | |
To be honest, we already knew that because, Hannah, | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
we've been doing a bit of digging on you | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
and your older sisters have been helping us out with that digging. | 0:03:47 | 0:03:51 | |
That's what older sisters are for. For example, Hannah, | 0:03:52 | 0:03:55 | |
we know that your nose | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
used to be a lot bigger when you were younger. | 0:03:56 | 0:03:58 | |
Have a look at this. | 0:03:58 | 0:04:00 | |
What?! | 0:04:03 | 0:04:04 | |
We also know you're a fan of a certain girl group | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
who are on the show today. | 0:04:06 | 0:04:08 | |
-Remind us of what they're called. -Parade. | 0:04:08 | 0:04:10 | |
Interesting. We'll see if we can get you an autograph. | 0:04:10 | 0:04:13 | |
Sure we can sort that out for you, Hannah. | 0:04:13 | 0:04:16 | |
Something else we know is that you're a bit of a singing family, | 0:04:16 | 0:04:20 | |
aren't you? Do you all sing? | 0:04:20 | 0:04:22 | |
-Yeah. -Now and again. Hannah, do you sing at all? | 0:04:22 | 0:04:25 | |
Don't be scared, you're all right. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:30 | |
Where do you think you get your singing skills from, Hannah? | 0:04:30 | 0:04:34 | |
-I don't know, I think it just runs in the family. -Interesting. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
It must be from your mum then. It must be in the genes. | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
I think we should find out ourselves | 0:04:40 | 0:04:43 | |
whether or not your mum's actually a good singer, because | 0:04:43 | 0:04:47 | |
surprise, surprise, Hannah, she's right here in the Wind Up studio. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the girls' mum, Bev, | 0:04:50 | 0:04:53 | |
and her brand new band, Parade! | 0:04:53 | 0:04:55 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:04:55 | 0:04:58 | |
-Awesome. -Hannah, | 0:05:07 | 0:05:09 | |
anything you'd like to say to your mum or sisters at this stage? | 0:05:09 | 0:05:12 | |
How could you do this to me? | 0:05:12 | 0:05:14 | |
-"How could you do this to me?" Amazing! -It's a good question. | 0:05:16 | 0:05:19 | |
OK, girls, this is how it's going to work. | 0:05:19 | 0:05:21 | |
Your mum will sing three songs with the help of Parade | 0:05:21 | 0:05:24 | |
but we're going to be putting her singing skills to the test. | 0:05:24 | 0:05:27 | |
When the music stops, your mum will sing the next line all by herself. | 0:05:27 | 0:05:31 | |
For every one Mum gets right, you, Hannah, | 0:05:31 | 0:05:33 | |
will win a prize from the Wind Up prize stash. | 0:05:33 | 0:05:36 | |
If she gets all three right, we'll throw in today's star prize - | 0:05:36 | 0:05:40 | |
a pocket cinema system. Wow! | 0:05:40 | 0:05:43 | |
-That's amazing! -You can watch a film in your pocket! | 0:05:43 | 0:05:47 | |
-Probably take it out first. -Right. -Do we all understand? -Yeah. | 0:05:47 | 0:05:51 | |
Fantastic. Girls, how do you think she's going to do? | 0:05:51 | 0:05:54 | |
-I think she might be quite good, actually. -That's nice. | 0:05:54 | 0:05:57 | |
-Mum, how are you feeling? Are you ready to rock? -I'm ready to rock. | 0:05:57 | 0:06:03 | |
OK, I can't wait for this, I'm excited. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:05 | |
Let's find out, the first track is... It's my favourite. | 0:06:05 | 0:06:08 | |
She Makes Me Wanna by JLS. Take it away. | 0:06:08 | 0:06:11 | |
# Direct me to the floor | 0:06:11 | 0:06:12 | |
# And turn it up some more | 0:06:12 | 0:06:15 | |
# I'm gonna get it on on on on | 0:06:15 | 0:06:19 | |
# Direct me to the floor | 0:06:19 | 0:06:20 | |
# And turn it up some more | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
# I'm gonna get it on on on on on | 0:06:22 | 0:06:26 | |
# Oh oh oh oh oh oh | 0:06:27 | 0:06:29 | |
# Oh oh oh oh oh... # | 0:06:30 | 0:06:33 | |
-Wow, that sounds pretty good. -I like it. | 0:06:33 | 0:06:35 | |
-Oh, she's carrying on. -She's still going. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
# She makes me wanna Oh oh oh oh oh oh. # | 0:06:37 | 0:06:41 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:06:41 | 0:06:43 | |
That sounds pretty good. Let's see if she's right, have a listen. | 0:06:43 | 0:06:46 | |
# She makes me wanna oh oh oh oh oh | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
-Yeah. -I love that. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
All right, she did well there, girls, didn't she? Fantastic. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:56 | |
-In tune and everything. -That's one prize from the prize stash. | 0:06:56 | 0:06:59 | |
Next song - it's my favourite. | 0:06:59 | 0:07:00 | |
Beyonce with Single Ladies - hit it! | 0:07:00 | 0:07:02 | |
# All the single ladies, all the single ladies | 0:07:02 | 0:07:05 | |
# All the single ladies, all the single ladies | 0:07:05 | 0:07:07 | |
# All the single ladies, all the single ladies | 0:07:07 | 0:07:10 | |
# All the single ladies, put your hands up | 0:07:10 | 0:07:13 | |
# Oh oh oh oh oh oh | 0:07:13 | 0:07:16 | |
# Oh oh oh oh oh oh | 0:07:16 | 0:07:18 | |
# Oh oh oh oh oh oh | 0:07:18 | 0:07:20 | |
# Oh oh oh oh | 0:07:20 | 0:07:22 | |
# You should have put a ring on it | 0:07:22 | 0:07:24 | |
# If you liked it, shoulda put a ring on it | 0:07:24 | 0:07:28 | |
# Oh oh oh, oh oh oh | 0:07:28 | 0:07:29 | |
# Oh oh oh oh oh oh. # | 0:07:29 | 0:07:31 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:07:31 | 0:07:33 | |
Wow. Let's have a listen, see if you're right. | 0:07:33 | 0:07:36 | |
# If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it | 0:07:36 | 0:07:38 | |
# If you liked it, you shoulda put a ring on it. # | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
-We'll give you that. -It was somewhere within the song anyway. | 0:07:41 | 0:07:45 | |
-That's another prize from the prize stash. -She's doing you proud. | 0:07:45 | 0:07:49 | |
Third and final song - it's my favourite. | 0:07:49 | 0:07:51 | |
It's Shine by Take That. Let's have a listen. | 0:07:51 | 0:07:54 | |
# Your anticipation pulls you down | 0:07:56 | 0:08:00 | |
# When you can have it all | 0:08:00 | 0:08:03 | |
# You can have it all, all, all | 0:08:03 | 0:08:06 | |
# So come on, get it on, get it on | 0:08:06 | 0:08:10 | |
# I don't know what you're waiting for | 0:08:10 | 0:08:13 | |
# Your time is coming, don't be late | 0:08:13 | 0:08:15 | |
# Hey, hey, so come on | 0:08:15 | 0:08:18 | |
# See the light on your face | 0:08:18 | 0:08:21 | |
# Let it shine, let it shine | 0:08:21 | 0:08:24 | |
# Let it shine. # | 0:08:24 | 0:08:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:08:27 | 0:08:30 | |
I think you know this one but let's have a listen anyway. | 0:08:30 | 0:08:33 | |
# Let it shine, just let it shine | 0:08:33 | 0:08:39 | |
# Let it shine. # | 0:08:39 | 0:08:40 | |
-Nice. -Hey! | 0:08:40 | 0:08:42 | |
Congratulations, she got all three right! | 0:08:42 | 0:08:45 | |
Everyone in the Wind Up audience, go wild in the aisles | 0:08:45 | 0:08:48 | |
and give it up for William and Miles! | 0:08:48 | 0:08:51 | |
APPLAUSE AND CHEERING | 0:08:51 | 0:08:53 | |
-How are you doing, guys? -Fine. -Cool. | 0:08:56 | 0:09:00 | |
-Cool. Just laid-back. -I love it. Putting out the vibe! | 0:09:00 | 0:09:03 | |
These faces might ring a bell - that's because Wind Up | 0:09:03 | 0:09:06 | |
isn't the only Sam and Mark show they've starred in. | 0:09:06 | 0:09:09 | |
These guys appeared on another of our critically-acclaimed | 0:09:09 | 0:09:13 | |
but still non-award-winning shows, TMI! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:15 | |
Let's take a trip down memory lane | 0:09:15 | 0:09:17 | |
and remind ourselves of the good times. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:19 | |
There's Miles and William, enjoying the good times in the TMI studio. | 0:09:20 | 0:09:25 | |
They even had a bit of a dance with Stavros Flatley. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:29 | |
ALL: Yeah! | 0:09:29 | 0:09:31 | |
I think it's fair to say a good time was had by all. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:09:34 | 0:09:37 | |
-Good times. -Loved it. Give it to me straight. TMI, best experience ever? | 0:09:37 | 0:09:42 | |
-BOTH: Yeah. -Yeah! | 0:09:42 | 0:09:45 | |
I bet when TMI was done, you thought that was the last you'd hear of us? | 0:09:45 | 0:09:49 | |
-Yeah. -Well, you were wrong. -Really wrong. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:52 | |
And that's because with all the history between us, | 0:09:52 | 0:09:55 | |
you guys made ideal candidates for the game that we call In Yer Face! | 0:09:55 | 0:09:59 | |
For In Yer Face to work, we need two people that we had the "info" on. | 0:09:59 | 0:10:04 | |
-Two people whose addresses we knew. -Check. -Whose hobbies we knew. -Check. | 0:10:04 | 0:10:08 | |
-And whose whereabouts on any given day we knew. -Check. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:12 | |
We knew where you were going to be, and when you were going to be there, | 0:10:12 | 0:10:16 | |
and we were ready with our hidden cameras. | 0:10:16 | 0:10:18 | |
But the big question was, | 0:10:18 | 0:10:21 | |
could we infiltrate these guys' lives without being recognised? | 0:10:21 | 0:10:24 | |
Let's find out. Get this hidden-camera party started. Say it! | 0:10:24 | 0:10:28 | |
Roll VT! | 0:10:28 | 0:10:29 | |
Another heavenly day in Hale. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:34 | |
But then we showed up. | 0:10:34 | 0:10:35 | |
MUSIC: Theme from "Magnum PI" | 0:10:35 | 0:10:38 | |
-You guessed it, it's that time again. -Lunchtime. -Yes. No! | 0:10:47 | 0:10:51 | |
-No? -It's time to play In Yer Face! | 0:10:51 | 0:10:54 | |
-We're going to get in the face of some people? -Indeed! These two! | 0:10:54 | 0:10:59 | |
-I'm taking Miles. -And I'm taking William. | 0:10:59 | 0:11:02 | |
The aim is not to get recognised. | 0:11:02 | 0:11:04 | |
We've got loads of disguises to help us out. | 0:11:04 | 0:11:07 | |
And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
But if they make a positive ID right in OUR faces, then it's game over. | 0:11:10 | 0:11:16 | |
So let's get things kicked off! | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
Can Sam and Mark pretend to be rat-catchers without getting caught? | 0:11:20 | 0:11:24 | |
Let's find out. First up, Sam. | 0:11:24 | 0:11:27 | |
Here are the rules... Before I say the rules, | 0:11:27 | 0:11:29 | |
can I say you look even more ridiculous than usual. | 0:11:29 | 0:11:32 | |
-Yeah! -You need to knock on Miles's door, | 0:11:32 | 0:11:35 | |
and say there's a rat infestation in the area. | 0:11:35 | 0:11:37 | |
Then you have to say, "Have you seen or smelt any rats?" | 0:11:37 | 0:11:41 | |
Then you need to give him a leaflet and explain what's on it, | 0:11:41 | 0:11:45 | |
then get out there as quickly as you can. Do you understand? | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
Loud and clear. I'm feeling pretty confident, mate. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:51 | |
Looking good, man. | 0:11:53 | 0:11:55 | |
That's a bit harsh! | 0:11:55 | 0:11:56 | |
I don't think he knows what house it is! Unbelievable. | 0:11:56 | 0:12:01 | |
KNOCKS ON DOOR | 0:12:03 | 0:12:05 | |
Hello, I'm from the Pesterminators. | 0:12:07 | 0:12:10 | |
We're going round the area, knocking on everyone's doors | 0:12:10 | 0:12:14 | |
making sure they know there's a rat problem in this area. | 0:12:14 | 0:12:17 | |
Did you know that? | 0:12:17 | 0:12:19 | |
-Basically, have you seen a rat? -I don't think he's got any idea. | 0:12:19 | 0:12:23 | |
-Really? It was about a year ago we got the call. -He's doing well. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:33 | |
We've been looking here for a year. | 0:12:33 | 0:12:36 | |
If you see a rat, go through these rules. One, run away. | 0:12:36 | 0:12:40 | |
Two, alert a professional - that's me. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
Tell your parents to call that number. Three, take cover. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:47 | |
Take cover. Most importantly, stay calm. Don't worry about it. | 0:12:47 | 0:12:51 | |
-They'll not hurt you. Can I pass you one of these? -No problem. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:55 | |
Thank you very much. Take care. If you smell a rat, get in touch. | 0:12:55 | 0:13:00 | |
-Oooh! -Thanks, mate. Have a good day. | 0:13:00 | 0:13:03 | |
-Oooh! -I can't complain with that. -1-0. -Yeah, all right, all right! | 0:13:07 | 0:13:12 | |
That was good. I don't think he suspected anything. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:15 | |
Also, you almost went to the wrong house! | 0:13:15 | 0:13:18 | |
-I know! -Quite funny! | 0:13:18 | 0:13:20 | |
There was no number on the door! | 0:13:20 | 0:13:21 | |
I was like, "Is this the right house?!" | 0:13:21 | 0:13:24 | |
1-0 to me. | 0:13:24 | 0:13:25 | |
I've got to go to William's now, and do the same thing. | 0:13:25 | 0:13:29 | |
Rat up a drainpipe! Sam takes an early lead. Next up, Mark. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:35 | |
Try not to get caught. If you do, it's game over at the first hurdle. | 0:13:35 | 0:13:39 | |
Not going to happen, mate. | 0:13:39 | 0:13:42 | |
Best of luck. | 0:13:42 | 0:13:44 | |
Hello, mate. | 0:13:44 | 0:13:46 | |
I wonder if you can help me. | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
-There's been reports of a rat infestation in the area. -Oh, OK. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:54 | |
I'm part of the Pesterminators. | 0:13:54 | 0:13:56 | |
We're passing out leaflets, | 0:13:56 | 0:13:59 | |
-and were wondering if you'd seen any rats in the vicinity? -No, I haven't. | 0:13:59 | 0:14:04 | |
You haven't. Have you smelt a rat, at all? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:07 | |
-No, I'm not sure what a rat smells like. -Pretty smelly. | 0:14:07 | 0:14:11 | |
That's why we use these. Like, this spray, and that. | 0:14:11 | 0:14:15 | |
Can I give you one of these leaflets? | 0:14:15 | 0:14:18 | |
It says, "The Pesterminators, making sure they won't come back." | 0:14:18 | 0:14:22 | |
Look at them, peruse at your leisure. Take care, mate. | 0:14:22 | 0:14:25 | |
See you soon. Bye. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
-Bye. -Thank you. | 0:14:27 | 0:14:30 | |
-That was good. -Good. -1-1. -1-1. -Bring it. -Come on, then. | 0:14:34 | 0:14:38 | |
-One down, lots more to go. -We'll see! I don't think he's got a clue! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:44 | |
Mark makes it one apiece, so it's time for round two. | 0:14:44 | 0:14:47 | |
These farmers have lost their dogs, but will they fool Miles and Willie? | 0:14:47 | 0:14:52 | |
Let's find out. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:53 | |
You have excelled yourself! You look like you should be on Emmerdale. | 0:14:53 | 0:14:58 | |
I feel good in this. | 0:14:58 | 0:14:59 | |
OK, next challenge, it's 1-1. | 0:15:01 | 0:15:03 | |
Your challenge is to go up to Miles in your best farmer accent | 0:15:03 | 0:15:08 | |
and ask him if he's seen your dogs. | 0:15:08 | 0:15:11 | |
And also I want you to try and get in the sentence, | 0:15:11 | 0:15:14 | |
-"I've got a brand-new combine harvester." -I'm feeling confident. | 0:15:14 | 0:15:18 | |
-I'm feeling pretty confident today, in general. -I beg to differ. | 0:15:18 | 0:15:22 | |
I don't know if it's because I know it's you, | 0:15:22 | 0:15:25 | |
but you definitely look like Sam. | 0:15:25 | 0:15:27 | |
Nah. | 0:15:27 | 0:15:29 | |
-Good comeback, man. -Cheers. -This is it. He's on his way. | 0:15:29 | 0:15:33 | |
-IN MIXED ACCENT: -I don't suppose you've seen my two dogs? | 0:15:35 | 0:15:39 | |
They seem to have run away from me. They're two white/black dogs. | 0:15:39 | 0:15:43 | |
I call them Phil and Grant, but... | 0:15:43 | 0:15:45 | |
-That's the worst accent ever! -Have you seen any dogs on your ways? No? | 0:15:45 | 0:15:50 | |
-Thanks. -Combine harvester, combine harvester! -I'll keep looking. | 0:15:50 | 0:15:55 | |
They may have sat in my combine harvester, my brand-new one. | 0:15:55 | 0:15:59 | |
-Thank you very much. -I can't believe he got that in. -Phil! Grant! | 0:15:59 | 0:16:03 | |
Ain't got a clue! | 0:16:03 | 0:16:05 | |
I think he just thought I was weird. | 0:16:08 | 0:16:11 | |
-Why?! -He was looking at me like... But I think I got away with it. | 0:16:11 | 0:16:16 | |
-I DID get away with it. -You did. -I'm still in the game. | 0:16:16 | 0:16:18 | |
-And I got the combine harvester in! -I know! | 0:16:18 | 0:16:21 | |
-I was like, "Combine harvester!" You did it. Fair play. -Your turn. | 0:16:21 | 0:16:25 | |
-If you lose this one, game over for you, and I have won! -Yeah. | 0:16:25 | 0:16:29 | |
Seriously, though, have you seen my dogs? | 0:16:29 | 0:16:32 | |
Oo-arrr! Sam takes a 2-1 lead. Next up, it's farmer Mark. | 0:16:32 | 0:16:38 | |
Are you feeling nervous? You must be feeling nervous | 0:16:38 | 0:16:40 | |
cos if you get rumbled on this, you're out of there. | 0:16:40 | 0:16:43 | |
-IN MIXED ACCENT: -I'm going to do some method acting. You take note. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:47 | |
This is how a real actor does it. | 0:16:47 | 0:16:50 | |
I didn't understand a word of that! | 0:16:50 | 0:16:51 | |
I think they've arrived, Mark. | 0:16:56 | 0:16:58 | |
Gavin! Gavin! Stacey! | 0:16:58 | 0:17:02 | |
Where are you? You've not seen my two dogs, have you? | 0:17:02 | 0:17:07 | |
They're called Gavin and Stacey. I was working on my combine harvester | 0:17:07 | 0:17:11 | |
-and they just ran away. -Are they big dogs? -One's a poodle | 0:17:11 | 0:17:15 | |
and one's a Great Dane. So you'll be able to see them. | 0:17:15 | 0:17:18 | |
-Do you know where they are? -Oo-arrr! | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Well, the combine harvester's over there, and I was trying... Gavin! | 0:17:20 | 0:17:25 | |
He's in this field, I know he is. If you see them, give me a shout. | 0:17:25 | 0:17:30 | |
My name is Bill. I'm over there in the field. Thank you. | 0:17:30 | 0:17:33 | |
-OK, 2-2, brother. -Two-all. -This is getting spicy. -Spicy! | 0:17:40 | 0:17:45 | |
We should turn up the heat. Turn it up, or get out the kitchen! | 0:17:45 | 0:17:49 | |
What are you banging on about?! 2-2. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
OK, OK. Let's start at the beginning. | 0:17:54 | 0:17:59 | |
-Miles, do you get many visits from the rat man? -No. | 0:17:59 | 0:18:02 | |
-Did you know it was me? -No. -That's good. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:05 | |
-Did you think it was a little strange? -A tiny bit. | 0:18:05 | 0:18:08 | |
-I -thought you were weird! And, William, did you smell a rat? | 0:18:08 | 0:18:13 | |
-No, not then. -OK. And then we hit you with the old farmer | 0:18:13 | 0:18:18 | |
and his lost dog. "Have you seen my two dogs?!" | 0:18:18 | 0:18:21 | |
Miles, find anything weird about that farmer? | 0:18:21 | 0:18:24 | |
-It was just terrible! -William, what about you? | 0:18:24 | 0:18:28 | |
I thought something was a bit weird | 0:18:28 | 0:18:31 | |
but I definitely didn't know it was you. | 0:18:31 | 0:18:36 | |
Really?! Even with my dodgy accent? | 0:18:36 | 0:18:38 | |
I knew that it was a fake accent but I just didn't know who it was. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:42 | |
I thought it might be some crazy person. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:44 | |
-It was! -You were half right. | 0:18:44 | 0:18:47 | |
OK, well, that left us at 2-2. Someone still had to win this thing. | 0:18:47 | 0:18:51 | |
Remember, whichever one of us could last the longest | 0:18:51 | 0:18:54 | |
without getting recognised would claim victory. | 0:18:54 | 0:18:57 | |
OK, let's find out what happened next. Miles, do the deed. | 0:18:57 | 0:19:00 | |
Run VT. | 0:19:00 | 0:19:01 | |
Excellent. | 0:19:01 | 0:19:02 | |
In Your Face, round three. | 0:19:02 | 0:19:04 | |
Ice-cream man. Can Sam and Mark keep their cool | 0:19:04 | 0:19:07 | |
whilst handing out the lollies? | 0:19:07 | 0:19:09 | |
Hey, let's suck it and see. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
OK, Sam, or should I say, Mario? | 0:19:11 | 0:19:13 | |
Here are the rules, my friend. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
Miles is going to come up to you and in your best Italian accent, | 0:19:17 | 0:19:21 | |
you're going to ask him what ice cream he would like. | 0:19:21 | 0:19:23 | |
Then ask him what his favourite flavours are. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
OK, I apologise in advance to any Italians watching. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:29 | |
I apologise to everybody everywhere watching. | 0:19:29 | 0:19:32 | |
Ciao, bella. | 0:19:32 | 0:19:33 | |
Amazing. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:34 | |
It's tense, it's tense. They're on their way. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:41 | |
You want ice cream-a? | 0:19:41 | 0:19:44 | |
You want ice cream? Come get ice cream-a? Two flavours. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:47 | |
We have the honey comb with an almond | 0:19:47 | 0:19:50 | |
or we have the mint-a choc-a chip-a. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:52 | |
Honeycomb with almond, please. | 0:19:52 | 0:19:54 | |
-Would you like it in a cone-a? -Yes, please. | 0:19:54 | 0:19:57 | |
-OK, cone. Here we go-a. -I can't believe he's getting away with it! | 0:19:57 | 0:20:01 | |
-What is your name? -Miles. | 0:20:01 | 0:20:03 | |
Miles. Hello, Miles. | 0:20:03 | 0:20:06 | |
Ohhh, I cracked your cone-a! Let me get you another. | 0:20:06 | 0:20:10 | |
-Do you know me from somewhere? -Yeah. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Ohhh, he's going to get him. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
I don't know. Do you know me? I'm from Italy. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:20 | |
In that case, probably not. | 0:20:20 | 0:20:22 | |
You can have that one. It's for free. | 0:20:22 | 0:20:24 | |
-There you go-a. -Thank you. | 0:20:24 | 0:20:26 | |
There you go. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:28 | |
Nice to meet you, Miles-ee. | 0:20:28 | 0:20:31 | |
Anybody want an ice-a cream? | 0:20:31 | 0:20:32 | |
He's done it. He got away with it. I can't believe this! | 0:20:35 | 0:20:38 | |
SAM LAUGHS | 0:20:42 | 0:20:43 | |
Do you want an ice cream? | 0:20:43 | 0:20:45 | |
Aargh! Keep saying that. | 0:20:45 | 0:20:47 | |
I can't believe that just happened! | 0:20:47 | 0:20:49 | |
-I think I got away with it as well! -I know! | 0:20:49 | 0:20:52 | |
I heard him say, "Do I know you from somewhere?" | 0:20:52 | 0:20:55 | |
And then you said, "I'm from Italy." | 0:20:55 | 0:20:57 | |
Then he went, "Obviously not then." He genuinely meant it. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
Oh, wow. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
-I must be really good at doing Italian. -What?! | 0:21:01 | 0:21:05 | |
Sam makes it 3-2, | 0:21:05 | 0:21:07 | |
but watch out, here's Mark. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:10 | |
Here they come. Are you nervous? | 0:21:10 | 0:21:12 | |
With this accent, no chance, mate. | 0:21:12 | 0:21:15 | |
Right. | 0:21:15 | 0:21:16 | |
Ice cream? | 0:21:18 | 0:21:20 | |
We have honeycomb centre or we have mint choc chip. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:26 | |
-Which one would you like? -Mint choc chip, please. | 0:21:26 | 0:21:29 | |
In a cone or a tub? | 0:21:29 | 0:21:30 | |
Cone, please. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:32 | |
Cone, OK. What is your favourite ice cream? | 0:21:32 | 0:21:35 | |
Um, probably chocolate. | 0:21:35 | 0:21:37 | |
-Are you enjoying your day? -Yeah. | 0:21:37 | 0:21:40 | |
-Good. -Thank you. | 0:21:40 | 0:21:42 | |
Take care, my friend. You enjoy yourself. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:45 | |
OK, see you later. | 0:21:45 | 0:21:46 | |
In your face! | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
THEY BOTH LAUGH | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
-That was good. -Yes! He ain't got a clue. | 0:21:55 | 0:21:58 | |
-I don't think he has. -He hasn't got a clue! | 0:21:58 | 0:22:00 | |
How great am I on a scale of one to 100? 400. | 0:22:00 | 0:22:06 | |
Easy threesy, it's three apiece, which means it's time for round four. | 0:22:06 | 0:22:10 | |
Can Sam and Mark get their gnashers into this challenge | 0:22:10 | 0:22:13 | |
and pretend to be dentists, LADY dentists?! Let's find out. | 0:22:13 | 0:22:17 | |
OK, Sam, before we go any further, | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
I am appalled by your outfit. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:24 | |
You look absolutely ridiculous. But I've got to say, your teeth... | 0:22:24 | 0:22:29 | |
-Incredible. -I've not been looking after them. | 0:22:30 | 0:22:33 | |
Anyway, your challenge is, in your best female voice, | 0:22:33 | 0:22:38 | |
you've got to assist the dentist with an oral exam. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:41 | |
You've got to get in their face and have a look at Miles's teeth. | 0:22:41 | 0:22:45 | |
OK. I will. I'll big it up, this one. I'll big it up. | 0:22:45 | 0:22:48 | |
Get right in his face. | 0:22:48 | 0:22:49 | |
Oooh, it's very exciting. | 0:22:52 | 0:22:56 | |
Help yourself to a seat there. You'll have to bear with us | 0:22:56 | 0:22:59 | |
cos we're training up a couple of members of staff. | 0:22:59 | 0:23:02 | |
-This is Sarah. -Hello. | 0:23:02 | 0:23:04 | |
How have things been since we saw you last? | 0:23:04 | 0:23:07 | |
Come on, mate. You've got to get involved more than this. | 0:23:07 | 0:23:10 | |
Is it OK if I just let Sarah have a closer look at this? | 0:23:10 | 0:23:13 | |
Do you remember I was talking about the erupting teeth? | 0:23:13 | 0:23:16 | |
You've got to right in his face. | 0:23:16 | 0:23:18 | |
Look on the top left there. | 0:23:18 | 0:23:21 | |
Oh, yes. I can see that, yes. Why do you think that is then, Mark? | 0:23:21 | 0:23:25 | |
He's got to get it. | 0:23:25 | 0:23:27 | |
Those baby teeth have wobbled out and the big teeth are coming through. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
How is he not noticing? | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
Have you got a sweet tooth at all? I've got a sweet tooth. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:36 | |
-That's good. Is that right, Mum? -That is right. -Wow. | 0:23:39 | 0:23:43 | |
You've got a sweet tooth, mate. You've got no teeth! | 0:23:43 | 0:23:46 | |
I've noticed something. | 0:23:46 | 0:23:47 | |
Fake teeth?! | 0:23:53 | 0:23:54 | |
Yeah, I just saw it, then, when you talk. | 0:23:54 | 0:23:58 | |
No, these are my teeth. | 0:23:58 | 0:24:00 | |
What? These teeth? | 0:24:04 | 0:24:06 | |
Behind them there's a row of really nice white teeth. | 0:24:06 | 0:24:09 | |
My bottom teeth are quite nice but I have trouble with my top teeth. | 0:24:09 | 0:24:14 | |
Hmmm. | 0:24:14 | 0:24:15 | |
"He's Sam from Sam and Mark." Say it. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
All in all, things are looking really good. | 0:24:18 | 0:24:20 | |
If you bite together... | 0:24:20 | 0:24:21 | |
Say it, say it, say it. Come on. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
I'll just sit you up a little. You're faster than our chair! | 0:24:24 | 0:24:28 | |
-This is ridiculous. -Enjoy the rest of your weekend. | 0:24:28 | 0:24:31 | |
Nice to meet you. Thank you for letting me look. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:35 | |
He's got a beard! | 0:24:35 | 0:24:36 | |
Bye! | 0:24:36 | 0:24:38 | |
He's going back in! | 0:24:43 | 0:24:45 | |
-Really? -Come on, come on. -Where's that? | 0:24:49 | 0:24:52 | |
-Come on, just say. -Sorry, who do you think I am? | 0:24:54 | 0:24:57 | |
-Sam. -Yes, got him! -Knew it! | 0:24:57 | 0:25:00 | |
SAM LAUGHS | 0:25:00 | 0:25:02 | |
The ice cream guy! | 0:25:06 | 0:25:07 | |
-Ice cream guy! I was. -And that guy calling his dogs. | 0:25:07 | 0:25:12 | |
I have been playing a game with you all day called In Your Face. | 0:25:12 | 0:25:16 | |
Mark's been playing this game with your friend, William. Here he is. | 0:25:16 | 0:25:21 | |
Hey, good to see you. | 0:25:21 | 0:25:24 | |
How did you not rumble him sooner? Look at him! | 0:25:24 | 0:25:27 | |
I was too polite to ask. I didn't want to make a scene. | 0:25:27 | 0:25:30 | |
Lovely stuff, but can Mark remain unrecognised and claim the victory? | 0:25:32 | 0:25:37 | |
Mark, how are you feeling? | 0:25:37 | 0:25:40 | |
I can't speak very well because I have the stupid teeth in. | 0:25:40 | 0:25:44 | |
Try not to get caught cos if you don't get caught, you've won. | 0:25:44 | 0:25:48 | |
I am the winner. | 0:25:48 | 0:25:49 | |
-How many times a day do you brush? -Twice. | 0:25:52 | 0:25:56 | |
-Where's the tooth that you're having problems with? -This one. | 0:25:56 | 0:26:00 | |
The bottom one? It's wobbly? | 0:26:00 | 0:26:02 | |
-A bit. -I can't believe he's not been rumbled yet. | 0:26:02 | 0:26:05 | |
-What you want to do when you grow up? -I want to be an actor. | 0:26:05 | 0:26:09 | |
Well, you have to look after your teeth if you want to be an actor. | 0:26:09 | 0:26:12 | |
-Yeah? -OK, good. | 0:26:12 | 0:26:15 | |
Ugh. | 0:26:15 | 0:26:16 | |
We'll just finish that there. | 0:26:16 | 0:26:19 | |
In about six months' time unless you get any problems at all there. | 0:26:20 | 0:26:23 | |
-All right, see you, bye. -Take care. | 0:26:23 | 0:26:27 | |
He's going to be a right smug badger. | 0:26:27 | 0:26:30 | |
Smug badger indeed. | 0:26:30 | 0:26:32 | |
Mark is today's winner. | 0:26:32 | 0:26:35 | |
-CHEERS AND APPLAUSE -Oh, yes! | 0:26:35 | 0:26:36 | |
You've both been great sports. | 0:26:38 | 0:26:40 | |
Give a big round of applause to Miles and William. Fantastic. | 0:26:40 | 0:26:44 | |
All that's left to say is thank you very much for watching, | 0:26:44 | 0:26:47 | |
we hope you've enjoyed the series. | 0:26:47 | 0:26:48 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, let's end the show with a bang, | 0:26:48 | 0:26:51 | |
Grab your remote control, find the volume button | 0:26:51 | 0:26:54 | |
and turn it right up because this is Parade with Louder. Bye! | 0:26:54 | 0:26:58 | |
CHEERS AND APPLAUSE | 0:26:58 | 0:27:00 | |
# This could be like Romeo and Juliet | 0:27:00 | 0:27:03 | |
# A tender love we won't regret | 0:27:03 | 0:27:05 | |
# I feel the way you're feeling too | 0:27:05 | 0:27:08 | |
# But baby I need more volume | 0:27:08 | 0:27:10 | |
# I need to hear your heart go boom | 0:27:10 | 0:27:13 | |
# If we're going to rock it rock the room | 0:27:13 | 0:27:15 | |
# Do it as bad as MJ did | 0:27:15 | 0:27:18 | |
# Baby don't whisper what you're saying | 0:27:18 | 0:27:21 | |
# Just imagine us now But with a little more power | 0:27:22 | 0:27:25 | |
# We'll be thundering | 0:27:25 | 0:27:26 | |
# We could make it so hot | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
# And we'd be living it up so do me one thing | 0:27:29 | 0:27:32 | |
# Turn it up, turn it up Turn it up, turn it up | 0:27:32 | 0:27:35 | |
# Turn it up louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder | 0:27:35 | 0:27:40 | |
# Turn it up louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder | 0:27:40 | 0:27:45 | |
# Pump that bass under my feet | 0:27:45 | 0:27:48 | |
# Feel that rhythm Your heartbeat beat | 0:27:48 | 0:27:50 | |
# Turn it up louder, louder, louder, louder, louder, louder | 0:27:50 | 0:27:56 | |
# Turn it up, boy, boy, turn it up boy | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
# Turn it up, boy, boy, turn it up boy | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
# I gotta get a rush so I need to say your love is dangerous... # | 0:28:00 | 0:28:04 |