Lawson Sam & Mark's Big Wind-Up

# Wind me up, put me down Start me up and watch me go

# It's easy once you know how it's done

# You can't stop now it's already begun... #

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

'Ladies and gentlemen, Big Friday Wind-Up is back,

'and here they are, the amazing, the talented, the unforgettable,

'what are their names again? Oh, yes, Sam and Mark!'

# Since you been gone since you been gone

# I'm out of my head, can't take it

# Could I be wrong? But since you been gone

# You cast a spell, so break it... #

-Yes! Nice twirl.

-Thanks, mate.

-Welcome to the weekend!

-It's Sam...

-It's Mark.

-It's Big...

-It's Friday...

And we're winding people up.

Put it all together and what have you got?

-A big Sam Wind-Up Friday Mark?

-Not quite.

It's Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!

CHEERING

There'll be more surprises than you can shake several sticks at.

Coming up, we've got prizes, challenges

and more than a few shocks in store for members of our studio audience.

It could be any one of you guys! Any one of you!

-AUDIENCE:

-Ooh!

And later on, some of you could be competing for prizes with the help

of tonight's special guests. It's Lawson!

CHEERING

BOTH: Hello, lads!

THEY EXCHANGE GREETINGS

Lads, can we just say from the off, we're so happy

that you are on our little show.

-We're honoured, honoured to be here.

-Thank you. You enjoying yourselves?

-Yeah, loving it.

-Brilliant. We've got a few questions for you.

Do you have to be, like, chiselled, to be in your band, because you guys,

you look like you've been carved out of stone! It's not fair.

That's why we're not actually sitting next to them!

-Look at you boys, look at you!

-How underdressed we are!

-Get off.

I am in a yellow T-shirt.

You can definitely pull it off though, Ryan, I must admit.

As you know, we played a little prank on you guys earlier,

when you arrived at your dressing room. Take a look at what happened.

-Let's take a look.

-Here we go.

'Cheers, lovely, thank you very much.'

HE SCREAMS

THEY TALK OVER EACH OTHER

This stops, now!

CHEERING

Lads, what were you thinking when a large gorilla jumped out at you?

It was Adam who took the fall,

because he was the first man to go in the door.

It was quite a slow shock, because it was a sliding door.

So it kind of slid back and it was quite dark in there, as well.

First of all, they said this was our dressing room,

and I opened the door, and the first thing I saw was a toilet.

I thought this is more of a toilet than a dressing room,

-but go with it!

-That's how we treat our guests on the show!

We've had worse!

If you don't mind, we're going to get our lovely audience to

-ask you a few questions.

-They're champing at the bit. Sam, off you go.

OK, who's got a question for Lawson?

Let's go right over here, this top corner.

-Stand up, stand up. Here we go, what's your name?

-Ewan.

-Ewan, what's your question?

-Have you got a favourite band?

-Have you got a favourite band?

-Great question that, Ewan.

I think our favourite bands are like The Script, you like The Script?

-Maroon 5. Any others, boys?

-Kings Of Leon.

A favourite band of ours. Yeah, what about you, Ewan?

-Em, I quite like...

-Lawson?

-Definitely, definitely!

Definitely, definitely, Ewan says! Who else has got a question?

-OK, let's go over here.

-Cheers, Ewan.

-What's your name?

-My name is Tony.

-What's your question for Lawson?

-Well actually, this is for Andy.

-Of course, yeah! Is he your favourite?

-I love Andy.

-What's your question for Andy?

-I want to know if he gets his good looks off his dad?

-Interesting.

Andy, Andy, do you get your good looks off your dad?

I definitely don't!

-And who might you be, Tony?

-I'm his dad!

CHEERING

OK, who else has got a question? Let's go over here, let's go here.

Let's go to the next block. Come on, then, stand up.

-What's your name?

-Maisie.

-Maisie. What's your question for Lawson?

Do you ever feel threatened by The Wanted or One Direction

when you write your music?

-ALL:

-Ohhh!

-Leave the best till last, shall we?

Do we feel threatened by The Wanted or One Direction?

I think...we love those guys. We're really good friends with both

One Direction and The Wanted, but I think we're so different to them.

We're like, we're more of a band.

You know what I mean? We compare ourselves more to Maroon 5

or The Script. But you know, what those guys are doing in America

and all over the world, it's like amazing, isn't it?

And we're great friends with the guys, so we wish them

-all the luck in the world.

-I think there's enough room for everyone!

-Who's your favourite?

-Lawson!

-Lawson, yeah!

CHEERING

Well, guys, thank you very much for your questions.

They were all right, weren't they? Great questions.

Round of applause for the audience.

-He's back!

-Hello, I'm back.

-Hey, you're getting quicker.

-I'm back.

-Lads, stick around,

because you'll be performing and playing a game with some members

-of our lovely audience. How does that sound, good?

-Brilliant.

Right, please, give it up one more time for the brilliant Lawson!

CHEERING

Now, it's time to say hello to some very special friends of ours.

Give it up for Chantelle and her mum, Selina.

CHEERING

THEY EXCHANGE GREETINGS

-Are you enjoying the show?

-Yes.

-Excellent.

Chantelle, you are here because, not so long ago, we got you good

and proper with our hidden cameras, didn't we?

-Yes.

-Yes, we did!

-You're a big fan of a certain author, aren't you?

-Could you tell everybody what author it is?

-Jacqueline Wilson.

Very good, very good.

She's is the lovely lady who writes the Tracy Beaker books.

That's correct, isn't it?

And you love her so much that you own pretty much everything

that she's written, yeah?

-Yes. Two more books and I've got them all!

-Wow!

-Two more books!

Two more books.

Well, when we heard that, we thought we'd play a prank on you,

involving the lovely woman herself.

You thought that you were just going down to London

-for a lovely day out, didn't you?

-Yeah.

-Yeah, you did. Interesting.

But things started to get a little strange,

-and the best thing about it, your mum, Selina, hello...

-Hi.

-You were in on the whole thing, weren't ya?

-Yes.

-She knew! Sneaky!

Do we want to see

-what happened, guys?

-ALL: Yes.

In that case, Chantelle, look down camera three and do the honours.

Run VT!

So there's our Wind-Up actor, Barry.

He's pretending he works for top author Jacqueline Wilson.

Listen, there's a family coming now.

And there's Chantelle, our massive Jacqueline Wilson fan, with her

mum and dad, who are both in on the wind-up.

Excuse me, listen, I'm a publicist for an author.

She's probably our country's leading author, Dame Jacqueline Wilson.

We're doing a host today, for Tracy Beaker.

-Have you heard of Jacqueline Wilson?

-I've got all the books!

-You got what, sorry?

-All the books.

-That's great, thank you!

Thank you, thank you! You know Tracy Beaker is very big

in the UK, but she isn't very big in the United States.

So, Dame Jacqueline is trying to push it today.

We're launching it. It's my job to bring the actress...

-Dani Harmer.

-You know, here you do my job!

And...you know more than I do.

I'm supposed to arrange for Dani Harmer to come

and do a photoshoot today. She's just got off the plane.

Unfortunately, we're going to miss the American deadlines.

It's pointless her coming down,

so would you mind standing in for Dani Harmer, just to do a little

photoshoot and answer a couple of questions?

Listen, I tell you what, I'll give you a VIP tour guide!

SHE SCREAMS

Don't get carried away, you've got to do some work.

-Is that all right?

-SELINA: That's fine.

Listen, thank you, I could give you a really big kiss.

I'm not going to give you a big kiss.

-Chantelle, thank you.

-Thank you.

Chantelle has agreed to help out,

so Barry puts her in a special visitor jacket, which contains

a hidden microphone so we can hear everything she says.

Who needs Dani Harmer when we've got Chantelle? Welcome to the BBC.

So Chantelle thinks she is stepping into Dani Harmer's shoes

for the day. And after a quick tour around the BBC, it's time for her

to hit the photo studio, fake photo studio, that is.

Now, let me explain what we're doing.

We're launching Tracy Beaker in the United States.

Obviously, Dani Harmer can't be with us today,

so thank you, once again, seriously, for standing in.

No, honestly, because we couldn't do it without you.

I am going to take some photographs of you, because in America,

they don't know what Tracy Beaker looks like.

So, let's just send in pictures of Chantelle instead!

Need you to relax. Just shake your arms, that's it. Just relax.

Put your arms up in the air,

like you've arrived off the plane in America.

-Hello America!

-Hello, America!

-Excellent.

Put this arm straight up.

Now, that is a good one.

Actually, you look like a young Tracy Beaker, suddenly.

So, let's make Chantelle look even more like Tracy Beaker,

with a Tracy Beaker outfit.

And a Tracy Beaker wig.

I'm Tracy Beaker!

Chuck in some stars and stripes and pom-poms,

and you've got Tracy Beaker, American-style.

I am Tracy Beaker in America!

Now, let's crank things up a notch. Over to you, Sam.

I am about to call Barry,

posing as an American journalist, hoping to interview Dani Harmer.

PHONE RINGS

-It's ringing.

-Hello?

Hi, it's Jeff, calling from America to interview Dani.

-Just going to put you on hold for a second.

-Yeah, sure, yeah.

This is a big journalist in America.

Barry has to convince Chantelle to pretend to be Dani.

Let's hope my American accent holds up.

If there's anything you don't know, just make up the answer or ask me.

-In fact, I'll put him on speakerphone.

-OK.

-Hello?

-'Hi, Dani.'

-How are you doing?

-I'm fine, thank you. You?

-'Very good, thank you.'

Listen, we are SO excited about Tracy Beaker coming to the States.

'So, listen, I just got a few questions

-'I'd like to ask you, if that's OK?'

-Yeah, of course.

Question one is, what age were you when you started acting

and how did you get into it?

I was ten years old, and this was my first show.

OK, question two is,

how has playing the role of Tracy Beaker changed your life?

It's changed my life for good. It...

SHE PAUSES

..in many ways.

It's made me rich.

Dani, I got to say, once you come over to the States,

you're about to get a lot richer!

Question three, why do you think the Americans will love

Tracy Beaker as much as the Brits do?

Well, she's got a lot of attitude and she makes people happy.

Dani, thank you so much. Listen, we look forward

to seeing you when you come over to the States.

-Thank you, bye.

-Bye.

-It was easy, wasn't it?

-Hard.

-Why was it hard?

-Because he sounded a bit French.

French? That was me best American accent!

-Come here, I want to tell you something.

-OK.

My little gift to you for helping me today, is that,

Chantelle, you are going to meet Dame Jacqueline Wilson.

-SELINA: Oh, my gosh, Chan!

-As a thank you from me to you.

She's in the garden and she's been doing interviews all day

because she is launching her book, Emerald Star.

-You excited? You going to be able to speak when you get there?

-Yes!

-You're not going to let me down?

-No!

-Good afternoon, young lady.

Good afternoon, Dame.

So, Chantelle's about to meet her idol, and because Jacqueline Wilson

is a Dame, Barry is pretending she's got to curtsy when she meets her.

MARK: And remember, Jacqueline is also in on the wind-up.

-Hello!

-Remember what we said, nice and loudly

-and curtsy.

-Good morning, Dame.

-Afternoon!

-Good afternoon, Dame.

Nice and low! A lot lower. That's it. Afternoon, Dame Jacqueline.

-Sorry.

-How very sweet of you, darling! Come and sit down.

So she's curtsied, and now it's time for the interview,

and you guessed it, we've made up all the questions.

I heard you used to want to be a lollipop lady when you were younger?

When did you change your mind and want become a writer?

Is it true that one you've started writing a book, you refuse

to cut your fingernails until it's finished?

Is it true that you won't have the colour pink in your house

because you're scared of it?

No, sorry, I am just reading these off the cards!

-These are strange questions!

-Yes.

Now it's Jacqueline's turn to crank things up,

by pretending she's become an illustrator.

For my next book, I'm going to have to do the drawings myself.

I've actually, while I've been sat out here, I have done some.

-Do you want to see?

-Yes.

-OK.

-Amazing.

-I've tried my hardest.

See that one? I thought this might be a new Tracy Beaker story.

See I've got all her curls there?

MARK: Of course, Jacqueline isn't being serious,

but Chantelle doesn't know that and, even better,

she seems to be buying it.

-What do you think?

-They're good!

-Do you think so?

-Yes.

-That's very kind.

-Brilliant.

Chantelle did extremely well there to keep a straight face.

MARK: Of course, Jacqueline is sticking to writing,

and all her manuscripts are kept on her laptop.

I have to be very, very careful, because I write them

all on my laptop and I never take any copies, because I had

a bit of trouble with somebody showing a copy around, so I keep

just the one copy on the laptop, so I have to guard it very carefully.

I am so sorry to interrupt.

You have the appointment, just to sign the book.

Oh, yes. If I nip out... I'll just leave the laptop there.

What! Leave the laptop there?

You mean, the laptop that Chantelle thinks contains

the only copy of your brand-new book?

Is that really a good idea?

-So, what did you think of Dame Jacqueline Wilson?

-Wow!

We're going to tidy up. Just hold that for me.

-What did you think of her drawings?

-He-he-he!

-Be honest.

-They were...

-OK.

-Yeah. That's one way of putting it(!) Can you take...

MARK: I'd be careful with that, Barry.

Oh, no! You've just spilled tea all over Jacqueline Wilson's laptop!

And that buzzing doesn't sound good, Barry.

CHANTELLE SHRIEKS

-It's blown up.

-'You think?!

'You've destroyed Jacqueline Wilson's only copy of her new book.'

-All her stories are on that.

-What are we going to say?

-I don't know.

Sit down, just pretend everything is normal.

But things are far from normal, and here comes Jacqueline, now.

What's going on?

It's just that we had a slight accident actually

-and we just dropped...

-Not with the laptop?

BARRY HESITATES

What happened, Chantelle?

-We spilled drink on the computer by accident.

-Oh, my goodness!

But that's...that's my only copy!

Of my new book!

-My goodness, what am I going to do?

-I don't know.

Right, I think this has gone far enough. It's time to reveal all.

You have been Smarked for Sam and Mark's Big Friday Wind-Up!

CHEERING

I don't know what to do!

You know you said you liked my Hetty Feather books

and you wanted Emerald Star?

I have brought with me the very first real copy.

It wasn't in the computer at all.

And you will be the very, very first girl to read it!

-So, there we go, for you.

-Oh, gosh!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Fantastic. So...

Come on, Chantelle, what were you thinking when the computer exploded?

I saw the look on Jacqueline's face and I didn't know

whether it was fake or not.

Because the fire, it kind of... It looked... Oh!

Are you saying she's a bad actress, is that what you are saying?

-Oh, man! I can't believe it!

-What did you think of her drawings?

You can be honest, she's not here, or is she? She's not, honest.

-What did you think of her drawings?

-Terrible!

-They were pretty bad.

Well you did all right in the end,

because you did manage to get a signed copy of Jacqueline's book.

-Did you enjoy that?

-Yeah, it was great. Cried a little.

AUDIENCE: Aww!

-But did you enjoy yourself?

-Yes. It was great.

-Excellent.

You've been a fantastic sport. Everybody, give it up for Chantelle

and her mum, Selina, of course.

CHEERING

And a big thank you to Dame Jacqueline Wilson, thanks so much.

Legend. Stay where you are, because there's still loads to come.

Yes, take one fake photo booth

and one rubber spider,

-and this is what you get.

-SHE SCREAMS

SHE SCREAMS

SHE SCREAMS

THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH

THEY SCREAM

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the Finger Of Fun!

All right!

Oh, look at the bling! Nice bling, finger.

-You going somewhere nice, are ya?

-He can't answer, he's a finger.

Oh, he did answer! Stop answering. You have a very important job to do.

You need to go and find us someone. Off you go.

CHEERING

BOTH: Who's it going to be?

It could be you. It's not you. It's not you.

CHEERING

It could be-e-e...

It's not you, not you.

It might be, no, it's not you.

Who's it was going to be?

-There we go.

-O-o-o-o-h!

I think the finger has found us a pair of sisters. What are your names?

-Tracey.

-I'm Janine.

Excellent. Well, you two had better get yourselves down here,

because it's time to play the Prize Surprise. Come on down, girls.

So, girls, were either of you

-expecting that?

-BOTH: No.

-I didn't think so.

-I think it's safe to say you were surprised?

BOTH: Yes.

Now, we understand that you are fans of a certain group, who may

or may not be, in the studio tonight, is that right?

-BOTH: Yes! Do you like Lawson?

-Yes.

It's time to play, Lead Us To Lawson.

CHEERING

-Yeah.

-Sam, we've been very careless.

-Very careless.

-Somehow we managed to lose Lawson.

-It happens all the time. Seriously.

-You turn your head for five minutes, and they're off!

-See you later.

All we know is, that they're lurking in some rooms just outside

-the studio.

-We're going to give you 60 seconds

to find all four members.

For every member that you find, you win a prize. How does that sound?

-Great!

-Yeah, nice!

-60 seconds, it's not a lot of time, is it?

-No.

So, we'll give you the chance to add another 60 seconds,

that's a whole two minutes gang!

All you have to do is answer three questions,

and for every one you get right, we'll add an extra 20 seconds.

-Understood?

-Yes.

-Excellent.

-Right, here we go.

Can we have some tension lighting and music, please?

-That's pretty tense.

-That is tense.

-OK, best of luck.

Here's your first question.

There are four members in Lawson, but can you name them?

We don't want just the first name, we want surnames as well. Off you go.

-Ryan Fletcher.

-Correct.

-Andy Brown.

-Correct.

-Joel Peat.

-Correct.

-And the last one...

-Adam...

Come on, come on!

SAM WHISPERS A CLUE

THEY FALTER

He's not called Adam Armpit!

Close, though.

-What about the end bit of that?

-Pitt.

-Yeah!

-We'll give you that.

-It's Pitts.

Adam Armpit, he'll love that. Sorry, mate.

You've now got 80 seconds on the clock, that's not bad, girls.

OK, here's your next question.

We've already heard you singing a Lawson song, but now

we're going to play you a line from the song you sang,

Taking Over Me and what we want you to do is sing is the next line.

-Understood?

-Yes.

-OK, let's play it.

# Fix your broken heart I'll make it beat again

# I'll never let you down On me you can depend. #

See if you're right.

# I'll never let you down On me you can depend. #

CHEERING

-I love that.

-Right in the eyes!

Well done, girls. You've got 100 seconds to find all four members.

-Good.

-But there's still another 20 to play for. Your final question.

-Are you ready?

-Yes.

-That wasn't the question.

What's the combined age of all four members of Lawson?

Is it, A - 88,

B - 90, or C - 92? Think about it.

THEY CONFER

-What are you going for? 88, 90, 92,

-88.

-You're going for...

-88.

-All right.

I can reveal that it's, B - 90!

Ohh! You were only a letter away!

So close. But, you've done really well. You got yourself 100 seconds.

-That's not bad at all, is it?

-Very good.

OK, girls, are you ready for this? Awesome.

OK, well, let's have 100 seconds on the clock in three, two, one...

Lead Us To Lawson.

BOYS SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT

You've only got 100 seconds, girls.

You're doing well!

Not that way, not that way!

The chicken's told you to go back!

THEY SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT

Here we go, what we got here?

Yes!

AUDIENCE CHEERING

That's one prize, one prize!

Come on, girls!

CHEERING

-That's two prizes!

-Keep going!

Come on, you can do this.

Who are these people with the arrows?

CHEERING

-You've got enough time.

-Go!

Come on, come on!

You've got one more member to find. Other way, other way. Down there!

SAM AND MARK SHOUT ENCOURAGEMENT

-Keep running.

-Who's that guy?

Come on, you can do it.

CHEERING

Concert tickets!

How amazing is that? Well done, girls.

You managed to find all four members of Lawson.

You've got yourself some prizes, even some concert tickets there.

-How are you feeling girls?

-Really excited.

-Nice one.

-And what's it like meeting your idols, Lawson?

-So happy!

Tracey, give him a hug, give him a hug!

APPLAUSE

We will see you next time, but before we go, playing us out,

-it's the fantastic Lawson. Take it away, lads.

-Whoo!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

MUSIC: "Standing In The Dark" by Lawson

CROWD CLAP ALONG

# Sitting here wide awake

# Thinking about when I last saw you

# I know you're not far away

# Close my eyes and I can see you

# Lying here next to me

# I see nothing but a smile

# Oh, yeah

# Got to leave right away

# Counting cracks along the pavement

# To see you face to face

# Thinking about the conversation

# I know I'm not one to change

# Never wanted nothing more

# But as I walk up to your door

# Yeah!

# I'm standing in the dark

# She's dancing on the table

# I'm looking through the glass

# She's someone else's angel

# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back

# But I'm wanting you back, girl

# And now I'm standing in the dark, dark

# Oh, dark, dark

# All I want to do is hide

# But I can't stop myself from staring

# Wishing his hands were mine

# I can't stop myself from caring

# And as he turns down the lights

# I'm feeling paralysed

CROWD CHEERS

# And as he looks into her eyes

# Oh-oh, yeah, all right

# I'm standing in the dark

# She's dancing on the table

# I'm looking through the glass

# She's someone else's angel

# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back

# But I'm wanting you back, girl

# And now I'm standing in the dark, dark

# Oh, dark, dark

# Oh, dark, dark

# Oh, dark, dark, yeah!

# I'm standing in the dark

# I'm standing in the dark

# I'm standing in the dark

# She's dancing on the table

# I'm looking through the glass

# She's someone else's angel

# It may sound stupid that I'm wanting you back

# But I'm wanting you back, girl

# And now I'm standing in the dark, dark

# Oh, dark, dark

# Oh, dark, dark

# She's someone else's angel

# She's someone else's angel. #

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