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# Wind me up, put me down

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# Start me off and watch me go

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# It's easy once you know how it's done

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# You can't stop now It's already begun... #

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Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you

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to two of the funniest men on television,

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but I can't.

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So, instead, here's Sam and Mark!

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MUSIC: "Jump" by Van Halen

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# Might as well jump... #

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Woo-hoo!

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CHEERING

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Here we go, here we go!

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-Oh, yeah!

-Yeah!

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-Welcome to Friday.

-And welcome to the weekend.

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-He's Sam...

-And he's Mark...

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And we have no idea who this is.

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LAUGHTER

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-But we do know one thing you can expect...

-And that's the unexpected.

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Yes, stay tuned to find out how two our viewers reacted when

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Mark and I got right in their faces all day wearing strange disguises.

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-Give us an "Ooh, arr!"

-Arr!

-Louder!

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-Arr!

-Arr!

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If you could invent a superpower, what would your superpower be?

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Power to create turtles?

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-It's a good 'un.

-It is and you do not want to miss

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someone's dad being totally embarrassing.

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-I tell you something else, it's one of your dads.

-Yeah!

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And check this out. Today's guest is Amelia Lily!

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CHEERING

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-Looking totally celeb.

-Absolutely.

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And somebody here will be asking... # Who let the dogs out?

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# Who, who, who, who? #

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Very good indeed. But first, it's time to reveal

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some of the things our audience would prefer us not to.

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There's nowhere to hide. We're coming to get you!

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Thanking you very much.

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All right, Robyn?

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I'm not going past you. How you doing? You all right?

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Yeah, fine, thanks.

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Now, what possible reason could I have

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to be standing here next to you right now?

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Er... Any idea?

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-No.

-Embarrassing parent?

-Yeah...

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-Who is it?

-Mostly my dad.

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Mostly? Mostly Dad.

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Well, it is actually about your dad.

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We've heard that you find him rather embarrassing. Tell us why.

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He likes comic books, doesn't he? And superheroes.

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The Incredible Hulk.

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-Oh, he's a big fan of The Incredible Hulk?

-Yes.

-Oh, right.

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Tell us about the extent of his obsession.

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He's got two boxes full of Incredible Hulk stuff.

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Really?

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She just said, "There's more than that."

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We actually know that,

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cos we've got a picture of him with a really nice T-shirt.

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LAUGHTER

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It doesn't say The Incredible Hulk, it says The Incredible Dad.

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Now, where is your dad today, Robyn?

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-I think he's at an auction with my grandad.

-Oh, is he?

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OK. Well, your dad may not be here,

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but I think the Hulk may be here.

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ROARING

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In fact, I think I can hear him now!

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# What's that coming over the hill

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# Is it a monster? Is it a monster?

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# What's that coming over the hill

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# Is it a monster? Is it a monster? #

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HULK ROARS

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SAM SCREAMS

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HULK ROARS

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# Is it a monster?

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# Is it a monster?

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# Is it a monster? #

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HULK ROARS

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Look at the guns on the Hulk, or, should I say, Stephen?

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Give it up for Stephen, everybody!

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CHEERING

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I've got a question. Does he always dress like that?

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-Yeah, mostly.

-Brilliant!

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Another beautiful day in Bristol,

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until we showed up!

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MUSIC: Theme from "Magnum PI" by Mike Post

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HORN HONKS

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It's time for another game of...

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SAM DOES DRUM ROLL ON CAR

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-Stop that.

-Sorry. In Yer Face.

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And we are about to get right in the face of these two.

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I'm taking James...

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And I'm taking George.

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The aim of the game is not to get recognised

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and we've got costumes and cunning disguises to help.

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Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

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But, if they uncover our true identity and make a

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positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.

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Can the lads make convincing beekeepers without being stung.

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To bee or not to bee.

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You get the idea. First up, Mark!

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-Morning, Mark!

-Hello.

-You'll never guess what?

-Yeah.

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-You've only got and lost your bees, you silly sausage.

-What?

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You're going to knock on James's door,

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you're going to tell him you've lost your bees and ask him

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to give you a call if he comes across

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any bees that look lost.

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-And you're going to hand him one of your cards.

-Perfect.

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Look at the confidence in him, striding up to the door.

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DOOR BELL RINGS

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Excuse me, mate. I'm a local beekeeper in the area

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and unfortunately I've lost a few of my bees,

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so I was wondering if you see any bees around,

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would you be able to ring this number?

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Is that all right? I've just got a card here.

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It's called None Of Your Bees-ness.

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If you ring that number, then you'd be able to tell me

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if you see any bees around, all right?

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-Cool.

-Quick, leave. Leave!

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-All right. Cheers, mate. Take care.

-Bye.

-Bye.

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He had a cheeky grin on his face then.

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-Well done.

-Thanks, mate. One-nil.

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That means there's a lot of pressure on you.

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-What accent you going to do?

-None of your bees-ness!

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I do not bee-lieve it.

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It's one-nil to Mark. Next up, Sam.

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Oh, look at you, look at you.

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-You think you're the bees' knees.

-Clever.

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-Why don't you just buzz off?

-Good one.

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Have some honey.

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-That wasn't so good, that last one.

-Was that not good?

-No.

-No, OK.

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Remember, if he says, "You're Sam from Sam and Mark,"

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this is the quickest game in the history of quick games.

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It's not going to happen and you know that.

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You know, deep down inside, it won't happen.

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-You trying to trash talk me?

-I'm trash talking you, big time.

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Well, it's not working.

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Isn't it? How about now?

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-A little bit intimidating.

-Is it working now?

-Bit intimidating.

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-Am I trash talking you big time?

-Yeah.

-I'm coming for you.

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All right. Well, don't come for me. Go to George's house.

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-All right.

-All right? Good luck.

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I'm nervous for him.

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Hello, I'm sorry to bother you, mate.

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I am a beekeeper in the area

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and I seem to have lost some of my bees.

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Not all of them, just some of them.

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If you happen to see any bees,

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-would you mind getting in touch with my company?

-OK.

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We're actually called None Of Your Bees-ness.

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So, they usually fly in groups,

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so if you see them, just give us a call.

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Thank you, mate. Bye, have a good day, mate. Bye.

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Man. He didn't have a clue.

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APPLAUSE

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-I'm going to win this.

-You're not.

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Hey, who is your favourite character in EastEnders?

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Ian Bee-ale!

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LAUGHTER

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No, no, no! Is it, is it, is it...

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Bee-anca?

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LAUGHTER

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-I haven't got any more.

-I haven't, either.

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With the scores one apiece,

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let's move on to Round Two. Pirates.

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Can these two swashbucklers

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shiver the boys' timbers without getting recognised?

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Ooh, arr! Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not Mark.

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-Looking good.

-Thanks.

-What's your parrot called?

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My parrot is called Felix.

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Felix, brilliant. OK, here are the rules.

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You are a pirate.

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When James walks past, you have got to sing a pirate song that you

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can make up and then, after, you've got to make James say, "Oooh, arr!"

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Stop waving your sword. You broke your sword!

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He's broke his sword!

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SAM LAUGHS

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You're the worst pirate ever.

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I see him, Mark. Good luck.

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Arr! To get past, you have to listen to my pirate song.

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Come over here, me hearty!

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Listen to me song.

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# A pirate, pirate, pirate

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# A pirate in the sea

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# A pirate, pirate, pirate

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# I'm happy as can be. #

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Not the best song I've ever heard.

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-You've got to say, "Ooh, arr!" Say "Ooh, arr!"

-Ooh, arr.

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He got him to do it. Good.

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Ooh, arr! I liked it, me hearties!

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Off you go, see ya!

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Hey-arr! Hey! Ha!

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Well done.

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APPLAUSE

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Yeah!

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Oh, yeah! Yes. Yes.

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-Easy. In yer face, Sam Nixon.

-OK, whatever.

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He didn't have a clue.

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So, Mark leads two-one.

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Next to walk the plank, Blackbeard himself, Sam.

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-Well, hello there, Mr Johnny Depp.

-Hi there, Mark. How are you?

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-I'm fine and dandy cos I'm two-one ahead.

-Yeah.

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MARK LAUGHS

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-Yeah, not for long.

-Well, we shall see.

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Stop stroking your parrot, get your head in the game.

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This parrot's better than Felix.

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-No. What's the name of it?

-Ian.

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-Ian the parrot?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

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Here they come. I can see him.

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-Ooh, arr!

-Ooh, arr!

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I am a pirate searching for gold.

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When I find it, you will be told.

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-Ooh, arr!

-Ooh, arr!

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-Louder!

-Arr!

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Arr! What about that? Ooh, arr!

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Ooh, arr!

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MARK GROANS

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On your way, matey!

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Oh, man, he ain't got a clue.

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-I'm in deep trouble.

-Ooh, arr!

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APPLAUSE

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What has happened to your beard?

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-Listen.

-Look at it!

-Listen.

-Look at that?

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-Has it come off?

-Yeah. Big time.

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And he still didn't get me.

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I am the king of this game.

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So, that's two-all.

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Round Three. Superhero.

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But will these two plonkers go from hero to zero?

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First up, it's Mark.

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-What are you doing?

-I'm flexing.

-Right.

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Here's what will happen. James will come towards you.

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You're a superhero, obviously, and you work for

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a comic book shop and you're doing a survey on different superheroes.

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You've got three questions. You need to ask him those questions

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-and if you get past that, job's a good 'un.

-Easy.

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Don't forget, if James says,

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"You are Mark from Sam and Mark," it's over.

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-He won't.

-Here he comes. Good luck, don't mess it up.

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Excuse me. I don't suppose you could help me for a few minutes?

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-Yeah, sure.

-Cool.

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I work in a local superhero comic book store

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and we're just doing a short questionnaire.

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Who's your favourite superhero?

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If there's such thing as TurtleMan I'll go with that.

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Making up your own. I like that.

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TurtleMan.

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If you could invent a superpower, what would your superpower be?

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He's got no idea.

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-I'm sensing a theme, that you like turtles.

-Yes.

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Power to create turtles.

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Finally, what would your superhero name be?

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I'm thinking it'll be a turtle-related one.

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TurtleZilla.

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TurtleZilla? That's great. That's a great one. OK.

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Can't believe he's getting away with it.

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All right, thanks. I'll put that in the records.

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See you. Cool.

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He's just got a mask on. This is ridiculous.

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APPLAUSE

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Ooh, hang about!

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'He's coming back, he's coming back!'

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SAM LAUGHS

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This could be it! This could be it!

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That's a good choice.

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Are you Mark from Sam and Mark?

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CHEERING

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-I am indeed, mate.

-Yes!

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-How you doing? Are you all right?

-Yeah.

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Come here, mate.

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I've been playing a little game

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with you all day called In Yer Face.

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But little do you know that your mate George has had him

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doing exactly the same thing - Sam, over here.

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Which means, Sam Nixon, you might win In Yer face.

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It's looking good.

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So, the scores remain two apiece.

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Next up is super Sam.

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You have to do exactly what I did with George.

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What, get caught?

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LAUGHTER

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Yes, very good. Excellent banter.

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-You are wearing spandex.

-I know.

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-I think we're both losers on this one.

-That's true.

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-We're both losers here.

-Good luck, mate.

-Thanks, mate.

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Excuse me! Sorry.

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-Hi, mate. How old are you? Do you mind me asking?

-Ten.

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-Perfect. Do you mind if I ask some questions?

-Yeah.

-Brilliant.

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Basically, I work in the comic book shop just over the road

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and we're just doing some research on superheroes, basically.

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-You into superheroes?

-Yes, I'm into comics.

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-Brilliant.

-I like comic art, as well.

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High-five. Nice one, perfect.

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OK, so who's your favourite superhero?

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-My favourite superhero is Green Lantern.

-Amazing.

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Now, if you could invent your own superhero,

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what superpower would you have?

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I would probably have mind reading,

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telepathy thing.

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Mind reading. That's clever.

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And what would your superhero's name be?

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-Zylock.

-Zylock?

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Zylock?

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-Amazing. And do you think this area needs a new superhero?

-Yeah.

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-Yes, I think it does.

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

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He's absolutely brilliant.

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Would you have a sidekick?

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I mean, I think duos are the way to go, really, aren't they?

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Batman and Robin.

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Batman and Robin. Ant and Dec.

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LAUGHTER

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All right, thank you very much. Nice to see you. Bye, mate.

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Unbelievable.

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APPLAUSE

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Oh, man.

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Do you know what my superpower should be?

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-Winning this game.

-I am truly mortified.

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He's coming back, though. He's coming back.

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Excuse me?

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It's just, sorry, you look like someone I know.

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Really? Who's that?

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Like...Sam from Sam and Mark.

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That's interesting.

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-George...

-Yeah?

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I am Sam from Sam and Mark!

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LAUGHTER

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-Are you all right?

-Got him, got him, got him!

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You remember this morning when a beekeeper knocked on your door?

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-Was that you?

-That was me!

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-Was that seriously you?

-That was me.

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Also, do you remember this morning when you walked past a pirate?

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-No way!

-That was me.

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And obviously, it was me just then.

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And, what you don't know is that Mark has been playing this

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with your very good friend James.

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Here he is right now. How you doing, mate?

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That's impossible!

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Lads, you have been playing In Yer Face today

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and I am happy to say that because you...

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-Oh, no, it's a draw, now, isn't it?

-It's a draw.

-No!

-You've not won!

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-Oh, no!

-But I'm happy to take the draw. I'm happy to take the draw.

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-Nice work.

-Well done.

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High fives all round for that. That was awesome.

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APPLAUSE

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A diplomatic draw, then.

0:15:300:15:31

-A diplomatic draw.

-Yeah.

0:15:310:15:33

Lads, I couldn't believe that.

0:15:330:15:35

-You actually had no idea at all, all day.

-Exactly.

-No idea.

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At the end, as well, when we were doing the superhero questionnaire,

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-we were using our own voices and everything.

-Exactly!

0:15:430:15:46

What were you thinking?

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I had...

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I just didn't... If it was someone else, I would be like...

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-Embarrassed.

-I would feel really stupid.

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LAUGHTER

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-Not as stupid as us two.

-Yeah, exactly.

0:15:560:15:58

-Guys, did you have fun?

-Yeah!

-Brilliant.

-I've got to say,

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I think that was one of my favourite In Yer Faces...

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-I'm glad to hear it.

-Good, you were awesome.

0:16:040:16:07

Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for George and James!

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-Brilliant.

-Well done, lads!

0:16:100:16:11

Now, it's time for a few more wind-ups.

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It's time to play The Prize Surprise!

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Round of applause.

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APPLAUSE

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-I like that, wahey!

-Hey!

0:16:250:16:28

-So, lovely Joy, have you any idea what's in store for you?

-No.

-No, OK.

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-So, no Joy there then.

-Excellent. Excellent.

-Word banter.

0:16:350:16:39

We've heard that you're a massive fan of Hacker and Dodge.

0:16:390:16:43

-Is that right?

-Oh, yes, I am.

-Excellent.

-That's good to know.

0:16:430:16:46

Well, we've heard that you've got another favourite dog in your life.

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-Who is that?

-Well, I have two dogs, Baxter and Bailey.

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Would you ever swap your dog with Hacker and Dodge?

0:16:530:16:58

-No, never.

-Really?

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Oh, OK, this is a little awkward.

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Cos if we go direct to the CBBC studio now,

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I think Chris is joined by someone very special.

0:17:060:17:09

Oh, no.

0:17:090:17:10

Hello, everybody, you're watching the CBBC channel

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with Chris and Bailey.

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Coming up, we've got loads of great shows like, go on,

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tell them what we've got coming up.

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LAUGHTER

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Come on, Bailey, you're supposed to work with me here, mate.

0:17:200:17:23

OK, talk about the bins or Wigan or something, you know,

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something funny.

0:17:260:17:27

LAUGHTER

0:17:280:17:29

They never thought this through, did they? It doesn't work.

0:17:290:17:33

And you've made a mess.

0:17:330:17:35

Hang on a minute. Hang on, I've just thought of something.

0:17:360:17:40

If Bailey is there with Chris, that can only mean...

0:17:400:17:43

You all right, cockers?

0:17:430:17:46

APPLAUSE

0:17:460:17:49

We've got to sort this out. It's Hacker and Dodge, everyone.

0:17:490:17:52

Come on, Joy.

0:17:520:17:53

You two.

0:17:560:17:58

-Are you Joy?

-Yeah. Over here.

0:17:580:18:02

Oh, Joy, that's my second favourite emotion. After melancholy.

0:18:020:18:06

Well, I guess if Bailey is with Chris, then these two,

0:18:080:18:12

they're yours, joy. What do you think of that? Good?

0:18:120:18:16

I don't know.

0:18:160:18:17

I thought you were called Joy, not Misery.

0:18:170:18:20

LAUGHTER

0:18:200:18:21

Pipe down, you.

0:18:210:18:22

-Pipe down, Hacker.

-OK, listen, Hacker and Dodge, the game is up.

0:18:220:18:27

We are going to have to swap you around, I'm afraid.

0:18:270:18:29

-Can you give us the key to the CBBC office, please?

-No.

0:18:290:18:32

If only it was as simple as that, Sam and/or Mark.

0:18:320:18:34

For we have put said key amidst this unexplained mud pit that

0:18:340:18:38

stands before your very eyes.

0:18:380:18:40

Hey, why is it even here?

0:18:400:18:42

And why is there a wall here? None of this makes any sense.

0:18:420:18:46

We are actually going to give you the chance to win your dog back

0:18:460:18:49

-and, more importantly, some prizes. Does that sound good?

-Yeah.

-Better.

0:18:490:18:53

OK, I thought it might.

0:18:530:18:55

Well, hidden in this mud pit are four golden bones.

0:18:550:18:58

Now, for each one you find, you win a prize.

0:18:580:19:01

But Hacker and Dodge have hidden a golden bone

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with a key attached to it. That's the key to their CBBC office.

0:19:050:19:09

Find that and you can get Bailey back.

0:19:090:19:11

Joy, we have also left you a dog egg in there.

0:19:110:19:14

No, no, they haven't.

0:19:140:19:17

-Joy, are you up for the challenge?

-Yes, I am.

-That's great.

0:19:170:19:20

-If you'd like to put your gloves on.

-These are actually quite comfy.

0:19:200:19:23

-Are they? Lovely.

-That's one of the prizes.

-Best of luck, Joy.

0:19:230:19:26

You can get right in there in three, two, one. Get digging. Get in there.

0:19:260:19:30

MUSIC: "Who Let The Dogs Out?" by Baha Men

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There's one, there's one.

0:19:330:19:35

Get in, get in.

0:19:350:19:38

There is another one. Well done.

0:19:380:19:40

# Who let the dogs out? #

0:19:400:19:42

Get in there, start digging.

0:19:420:19:44

Get over there, get over there. Get in there.

0:19:440:19:48

Keep going, keep going, keep going.

0:19:480:19:50

Dig a bit faster, dig a bit faster.

0:19:500:19:53

-You can do this, Joy.

-Come on.

0:19:530:19:55

Look somewhere else, look somewhere else.

0:19:550:19:57

You've got two so far. Yeah!

0:19:570:20:00

Keep going, keep going.

0:20:000:20:02

We've still not found the one with the key to the CBBC office.

0:20:020:20:05

KLAXON BLARES

0:20:070:20:08

-Time's up.

-Oh, man.

-Come over here. Are you all right?

0:20:080:20:12

-Take your gloves off. You're all right.

-Well done.

0:20:120:20:15

Let's see how many bones you've got.

0:20:150:20:17

We managed to get one, two, three bones.

0:20:170:20:19

Which means you have won yourself three prizes.

0:20:190:20:23

Let's go over to Chris and see exactly what you just won.

0:20:230:20:26

Well, Bailey, tell her what she's won.

0:20:260:20:30

This is really not going to work.

0:20:300:20:31

Joy, you have won a bunch of boy band goodies, all inside this bag.

0:20:310:20:36

It is hefty, I can assure you.

0:20:360:20:38

You have one of these rather snazzy shoes. Check it out.

0:20:380:20:41

-And, best of all, you have won this tablet.

-Oh, wow.

-Yeah!

0:20:410:20:47

-Bailey is so excited he's run off. Look at that.

-Bailey's off.

0:20:470:20:51

He's had enough of you, Chris, sorry, mate.

0:20:510:20:54

But, unfortunately, you didn't find the key.

0:20:540:20:57

So that means that Bailey has become the new face of CBBC.

0:20:570:21:00

We'll see you next week.

0:21:000:21:01

No, we can't have that, can we?

0:21:010:21:03

Audience, do you think we should let Joy have Bailey back, yeah?

0:21:030:21:07

ALL: Yes.

0:21:070:21:09

-I think so too.

-OK, that means the audience has spoken.

0:21:090:21:12

So, Joy, you need to now go and get your prizes

0:21:120:21:14

and go and get your dog, more importantly.

0:21:140:21:17

Wait there. She hasn't found the key so...

0:21:170:21:20

Well, I had a spare one in my pocket the whole time.

0:21:200:21:22

What a waste of time that was.

0:21:220:21:24

There's the key, off you go, Joy. Off you go.

0:21:240:21:27

APPLAUSE

0:21:270:21:30

Bye, Joy.

0:21:300:21:31

Can I just say, to you two right now,

0:21:310:21:34

you have caused so much trouble today?

0:21:340:21:36

-I hope you're ashamed of yourselves.

-Definitely. Listen,

0:21:360:21:39

I think it's time that you guys went back to the CBBC office, all right?

0:21:390:21:42

Yeah, take the lift. BOTH: See you.

0:21:420:21:44

LIFT BELL DINGS

0:21:440:21:45

Haven't they been great sports? Ladies and gentlemen,

0:21:450:21:48

please, put your hands together for Chris, Bailey and Joy

0:21:480:21:51

and, of course, Hacker and Dodge as well.

0:21:510:21:53

APPLAUSE

0:21:530:21:55

Take one fake photo booth and one rubber snake

0:21:570:22:01

and this is what you get.

0:22:010:22:02

-HISS!

-Argh!

0:22:020:22:04

-HISS!

-Ooh!

0:22:040:22:06

Eek!

0:22:060:22:07

-HISS!

-Oh!

0:22:070:22:09

-HISS!

-Wah!

0:22:090:22:11

-HISS!

-Aaaaargh!

0:22:110:22:13

LAUGHTER

0:22:130:22:14

Oh, we are silly, aren't we?

0:22:180:22:19

Now, we are back with Marie and the cheerleaders

0:22:190:22:21

and it's our turn to perform, as you can see.

0:22:210:22:23

So, guys, what do we actually have to do?

0:22:230:22:26

You're going to do some motions, you're going to do some jumps

0:22:260:22:29

-and we are going to do a stunt at the end.

-A stunt?

-A stunt.

0:22:290:22:32

We are going to keep an eye on you and see who's the best

0:22:320:22:35

and who is going to win and give you a little bit of feedback as well.

0:22:350:22:38

-OK, that's nice. Constructive criticism.

-Or just criticism.

0:22:380:22:42

-We'll probably get that as well.

-Shall we get started then?

-Yeah.

0:22:420:22:46

OK, fantastic.

0:22:460:22:47

MUSIC: "Live While We're Young" by One Direction

0:22:470:22:49

# Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do

0:22:490:22:51

# Just pretending that we're cool

0:22:510:22:52

# So tonight

0:22:520:22:54

# Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun

0:22:540:22:58

# I know we only met but let's pretend it's love

0:22:580:23:02

# And never, never, never stop for anyone

0:23:020:23:06

# Tonight let's get some

0:23:060:23:09

# And live while we're young. #

0:23:090:23:11

CHEERING

0:23:170:23:19

-Are you all right?

-She's all right.

-Points deducted for that, surely.

0:23:270:23:31

No, no, no.

0:23:310:23:33

OK, so, Marie, it's all down to you now.

0:23:330:23:35

You are the official adjudicator. Who has won?

0:23:350:23:38

I think, definitely, you had some amazing facials.

0:23:380:23:42

-The girls said, I think, you were slightly off time.

-Right.

0:23:420:23:45

Maybe slightly more on time.

0:23:450:23:47

But when it came to stunts, I think Sam's were the best.

0:23:470:23:50

Our overall winner is Sam.

0:23:500:23:52

CHEERING

0:23:520:23:53

Never have I ever been so proud.

0:23:570:24:00

So, that means it's a win for me

0:24:000:24:02

and it's also a win for everyone who voted for me.

0:24:020:24:05

Well done, guys.

0:24:050:24:06

You get yourselves a no-expense- spared Big Friday Wind-Up toy

0:24:060:24:10

coming your way. Excellent stuff.

0:24:100:24:12

Here's what the stars are saying about this

0:24:120:24:15

series of Big Friday Wind-Up. Five, six, seven, eight.

0:24:150:24:18

LAUGHTER

0:24:180:24:19

Everybody's talking about us.

0:24:210:24:24

When I heard these two guys have got a second series, I was like,

0:24:240:24:27

"Are you serious?"

0:24:270:24:28

The celebs love us.

0:24:290:24:31

I can't stand the guys.

0:24:310:24:33

-You didn't see their dance moves.

-Phew.

0:24:330:24:36

-Wind-Up.

-It's where it's at.

0:24:360:24:39

-I won't watch it.

-No.

0:24:390:24:40

APPLAUSE

0:24:430:24:46

MUSIC: "Shut Up" by Amelia Lily

0:24:460:24:48

# Shut up and give me whatever you got

0:24:480:24:50

# Shut up and give me whatever you got

0:24:550:24:57

# I'm trying

0:25:020:25:06

# Oh, yes, my mind is playing tricks on me

0:25:080:25:13

# It's the same as it's always been

0:25:130:25:16

# Seeing things out the corner of my eye

0:25:160:25:22

# Well, are you gonna be my guy?

0:25:220:25:25

# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh

0:25:250:25:28

# Waiting for a session and now we feel pressure

0:25:280:25:33

# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh

0:25:330:25:36

# Get some for the rest cos you'll never learn your lesson

0:25:360:25:40

# You like it a lot

0:25:400:25:42

# Shut up and give me whatever you got

0:25:420:25:44

# I'm tired of waiting

0:25:440:25:46

# Baby, can't you take it?

0:25:460:25:48

# Oh, baby, you're falling apart

0:25:480:25:50

# Falling in love while I'm breaking your heart

0:25:500:25:52

# Oh, can't you take this crazy love, darling?

0:25:520:25:58

# I'm trying

0:25:580:26:02

# Oh, yes, my heart is blowing hot and cold

0:26:020:26:07

# Sending lightning into my soul

0:26:070:26:10

# Seeing things out the corner of my eye

0:26:100:26:16

# So are you gonna be my guy?

0:26:160:26:18

# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh

0:26:180:26:22

# Waiting for a session and now we feel pressure

0:26:220:26:26

# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh

0:26:260:26:30

# Get some for the rest cos you'll never learn your lesson

0:26:300:26:34

# You like it a lot

0:26:340:26:36

# Shut up and give me whatever you got

0:26:360:26:38

# I'm tired of waiting

0:26:380:26:39

# Baby, can't you take it?

0:26:390:26:42

# Oh, baby, you're falling apart

0:26:420:26:43

# Falling in love while I'm breaking your heart

0:26:430:26:45

# Oh, can't you take this crazy love, darling?

0:26:450:26:52

# I'm trying

0:26:520:26:56

# Oh, darling

0:26:560:26:59

# I'm trying

0:26:590:27:02

# Turn it up, turn it up, oh-oh

0:27:050:27:09

# Show the girls what you got, oh-oh

0:27:090:27:12

# To the right, to the left, oh-oh

0:27:120:27:16

# Is that that best that I'm gonna get? Oh-oh

0:27:160:27:20

# Oh-oh-oh, yeah!

0:27:210:27:23

# Shut up and give me whatever you got

0:27:250:27:28

# You like it a lot

0:27:280:27:29

# Shut up and give me whatever you got

0:27:290:27:31

# I'm tired of waiting

0:27:310:27:33

# Baby, can't you take it?

0:27:330:27:35

# Oh, baby, you're falling apart

0:27:350:27:37

# Falling in love while I'm breaking your heart

0:27:370:27:39

# Oh, can't you take this crazy love, darling?

0:27:390:27:45

# I'm trying

0:27:450:27:49

# Oh, darling Oh, darling

0:27:490:27:53

# I'm trying

0:27:530:27:56

# Shut up and give me whatever you got. #

0:27:560:27:58

CHEERING

0:27:580:28:00

Thank you.

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