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# Wind me up, put me down | 0:00:03 | 0:00:05 | |
# Start me off and watch me go | 0:00:05 | 0:00:07 | |
# It's easy once you know how it's done | 0:00:07 | 0:00:10 | |
# You can't stop now It's already begun... # | 0:00:10 | 0:00:13 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to introduce you | 0:00:16 | 0:00:19 | |
to two of the funniest men on television, | 0:00:19 | 0:00:21 | |
but I can't. | 0:00:21 | 0:00:23 | |
So, instead, here's Sam and Mark! | 0:00:23 | 0:00:26 | |
MUSIC: "Jump" by Van Halen | 0:00:26 | 0:00:29 | |
# Might as well jump... # | 0:00:29 | 0:00:31 | |
Woo-hoo! | 0:00:31 | 0:00:32 | |
CHEERING | 0:00:32 | 0:00:35 | |
Here we go, here we go! | 0:00:37 | 0:00:38 | |
-Oh, yeah! -Yeah! | 0:00:44 | 0:00:46 | |
-Welcome to Friday. -And welcome to the weekend. | 0:00:48 | 0:00:51 | |
-He's Sam... -And he's Mark... | 0:00:51 | 0:00:52 | |
And we have no idea who this is. | 0:00:52 | 0:00:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:00:55 | 0:00:56 | |
-But we do know one thing you can expect... -And that's the unexpected. | 0:00:56 | 0:01:00 | |
Yes, stay tuned to find out how two our viewers reacted when | 0:01:00 | 0:01:03 | |
Mark and I got right in their faces all day wearing strange disguises. | 0:01:03 | 0:01:08 | |
-Give us an "Ooh, arr!" -Arr! -Louder! | 0:01:08 | 0:01:11 | |
-Arr! -Arr! | 0:01:11 | 0:01:13 | |
If you could invent a superpower, what would your superpower be? | 0:01:13 | 0:01:17 | |
Power to create turtles? | 0:01:20 | 0:01:22 | |
-It's a good 'un. -It is and you do not want to miss | 0:01:24 | 0:01:27 | |
someone's dad being totally embarrassing. | 0:01:27 | 0:01:29 | |
-I tell you something else, it's one of your dads. -Yeah! | 0:01:29 | 0:01:32 | |
And check this out. Today's guest is Amelia Lily! | 0:01:33 | 0:01:37 | |
CHEERING | 0:01:37 | 0:01:38 | |
-Looking totally celeb. -Absolutely. | 0:01:38 | 0:01:40 | |
And somebody here will be asking... # Who let the dogs out? | 0:01:40 | 0:01:44 | |
# Who, who, who, who? # | 0:01:44 | 0:01:45 | |
Very good indeed. But first, it's time to reveal | 0:01:45 | 0:01:48 | |
some of the things our audience would prefer us not to. | 0:01:48 | 0:01:51 | |
There's nowhere to hide. We're coming to get you! | 0:01:51 | 0:01:53 | |
Thanking you very much. | 0:01:55 | 0:01:56 | |
All right, Robyn? | 0:01:59 | 0:02:01 | |
I'm not going past you. How you doing? You all right? | 0:02:01 | 0:02:03 | |
Yeah, fine, thanks. | 0:02:03 | 0:02:05 | |
Now, what possible reason could I have | 0:02:05 | 0:02:08 | |
to be standing here next to you right now? | 0:02:08 | 0:02:11 | |
Er... Any idea? | 0:02:11 | 0:02:14 | |
-No. -Embarrassing parent? -Yeah... | 0:02:14 | 0:02:17 | |
-Who is it? -Mostly my dad. | 0:02:18 | 0:02:20 | |
Mostly? Mostly Dad. | 0:02:20 | 0:02:23 | |
Well, it is actually about your dad. | 0:02:23 | 0:02:25 | |
We've heard that you find him rather embarrassing. Tell us why. | 0:02:25 | 0:02:29 | |
He likes comic books, doesn't he? And superheroes. | 0:02:29 | 0:02:32 | |
The Incredible Hulk. | 0:02:32 | 0:02:33 | |
-Oh, he's a big fan of The Incredible Hulk? -Yes. -Oh, right. | 0:02:33 | 0:02:36 | |
Tell us about the extent of his obsession. | 0:02:36 | 0:02:38 | |
He's got two boxes full of Incredible Hulk stuff. | 0:02:38 | 0:02:42 | |
Really? | 0:02:42 | 0:02:44 | |
She just said, "There's more than that." | 0:02:44 | 0:02:46 | |
We actually know that, | 0:02:46 | 0:02:48 | |
cos we've got a picture of him with a really nice T-shirt. | 0:02:48 | 0:02:52 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:02:52 | 0:02:53 | |
It doesn't say The Incredible Hulk, it says The Incredible Dad. | 0:02:53 | 0:02:56 | |
Now, where is your dad today, Robyn? | 0:02:57 | 0:02:59 | |
-I think he's at an auction with my grandad. -Oh, is he? | 0:02:59 | 0:03:03 | |
OK. Well, your dad may not be here, | 0:03:03 | 0:03:06 | |
but I think the Hulk may be here. | 0:03:06 | 0:03:09 | |
ROARING | 0:03:09 | 0:03:12 | |
In fact, I think I can hear him now! | 0:03:12 | 0:03:15 | |
# What's that coming over the hill | 0:03:15 | 0:03:17 | |
# Is it a monster? Is it a monster? | 0:03:17 | 0:03:22 | |
# What's that coming over the hill | 0:03:22 | 0:03:24 | |
# Is it a monster? Is it a monster? # | 0:03:24 | 0:03:28 | |
HULK ROARS | 0:03:28 | 0:03:31 | |
SAM SCREAMS | 0:03:31 | 0:03:34 | |
HULK ROARS | 0:03:34 | 0:03:38 | |
# Is it a monster? | 0:03:38 | 0:03:40 | |
# Is it a monster? | 0:03:40 | 0:03:41 | |
# Is it a monster? # | 0:03:41 | 0:03:44 | |
HULK ROARS | 0:03:44 | 0:03:47 | |
Look at the guns on the Hulk, or, should I say, Stephen? | 0:03:49 | 0:03:53 | |
Give it up for Stephen, everybody! | 0:03:53 | 0:03:55 | |
CHEERING | 0:03:55 | 0:03:56 | |
I've got a question. Does he always dress like that? | 0:03:56 | 0:03:59 | |
-Yeah, mostly. -Brilliant! | 0:03:59 | 0:04:01 | |
Another beautiful day in Bristol, | 0:04:02 | 0:04:04 | |
until we showed up! | 0:04:04 | 0:04:06 | |
MUSIC: Theme from "Magnum PI" by Mike Post | 0:04:06 | 0:04:10 | |
HORN HONKS | 0:04:11 | 0:04:12 | |
It's time for another game of... | 0:04:18 | 0:04:20 | |
SAM DOES DRUM ROLL ON CAR | 0:04:20 | 0:04:21 | |
-Stop that. -Sorry. In Yer Face. | 0:04:21 | 0:04:23 | |
And we are about to get right in the face of these two. | 0:04:23 | 0:04:26 | |
I'm taking James... | 0:04:26 | 0:04:27 | |
And I'm taking George. | 0:04:27 | 0:04:29 | |
The aim of the game is not to get recognised | 0:04:29 | 0:04:31 | |
and we've got costumes and cunning disguises to help. | 0:04:31 | 0:04:34 | |
Whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner. | 0:04:34 | 0:04:37 | |
But, if they uncover our true identity and make a | 0:04:37 | 0:04:40 | |
positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over. | 0:04:40 | 0:04:42 | |
Can the lads make convincing beekeepers without being stung. | 0:04:47 | 0:04:50 | |
To bee or not to bee. | 0:04:50 | 0:04:52 | |
You get the idea. First up, Mark! | 0:04:52 | 0:04:54 | |
-Morning, Mark! -Hello. -You'll never guess what? -Yeah. | 0:04:54 | 0:04:57 | |
-You've only got and lost your bees, you silly sausage. -What? | 0:04:57 | 0:05:02 | |
You're going to knock on James's door, | 0:05:02 | 0:05:05 | |
you're going to tell him you've lost your bees and ask him | 0:05:05 | 0:05:08 | |
to give you a call if he comes across | 0:05:08 | 0:05:11 | |
any bees that look lost. | 0:05:11 | 0:05:13 | |
-And you're going to hand him one of your cards. -Perfect. | 0:05:13 | 0:05:17 | |
Look at the confidence in him, striding up to the door. | 0:05:20 | 0:05:23 | |
DOOR BELL RINGS | 0:05:24 | 0:05:26 | |
Excuse me, mate. I'm a local beekeeper in the area | 0:05:30 | 0:05:33 | |
and unfortunately I've lost a few of my bees, | 0:05:33 | 0:05:35 | |
so I was wondering if you see any bees around, | 0:05:35 | 0:05:39 | |
would you be able to ring this number? | 0:05:39 | 0:05:42 | |
Is that all right? I've just got a card here. | 0:05:42 | 0:05:44 | |
It's called None Of Your Bees-ness. | 0:05:44 | 0:05:46 | |
If you ring that number, then you'd be able to tell me | 0:05:46 | 0:05:49 | |
if you see any bees around, all right? | 0:05:49 | 0:05:51 | |
-Cool. -Quick, leave. Leave! | 0:05:51 | 0:05:53 | |
-All right. Cheers, mate. Take care. -Bye. -Bye. | 0:05:53 | 0:05:56 | |
He had a cheeky grin on his face then. | 0:05:56 | 0:05:58 | |
-Well done. -Thanks, mate. One-nil. | 0:06:01 | 0:06:03 | |
That means there's a lot of pressure on you. | 0:06:03 | 0:06:06 | |
-What accent you going to do? -None of your bees-ness! | 0:06:06 | 0:06:08 | |
I do not bee-lieve it. | 0:06:10 | 0:06:11 | |
It's one-nil to Mark. Next up, Sam. | 0:06:11 | 0:06:14 | |
Oh, look at you, look at you. | 0:06:15 | 0:06:17 | |
-You think you're the bees' knees. -Clever. | 0:06:17 | 0:06:20 | |
-Why don't you just buzz off? -Good one. | 0:06:20 | 0:06:22 | |
Have some honey. | 0:06:23 | 0:06:24 | |
-That wasn't so good, that last one. -Was that not good? -No. -No, OK. | 0:06:24 | 0:06:29 | |
Remember, if he says, "You're Sam from Sam and Mark," | 0:06:29 | 0:06:32 | |
this is the quickest game in the history of quick games. | 0:06:32 | 0:06:35 | |
It's not going to happen and you know that. | 0:06:35 | 0:06:37 | |
You know, deep down inside, it won't happen. | 0:06:37 | 0:06:39 | |
-You trying to trash talk me? -I'm trash talking you, big time. | 0:06:39 | 0:06:42 | |
Well, it's not working. | 0:06:42 | 0:06:44 | |
Isn't it? How about now? | 0:06:44 | 0:06:46 | |
-A little bit intimidating. -Is it working now? -Bit intimidating. | 0:06:46 | 0:06:49 | |
-Am I trash talking you big time? -Yeah. -I'm coming for you. | 0:06:49 | 0:06:52 | |
All right. Well, don't come for me. Go to George's house. | 0:06:52 | 0:06:55 | |
-All right. -All right? Good luck. | 0:06:55 | 0:06:58 | |
I'm nervous for him. | 0:07:00 | 0:07:01 | |
Hello, I'm sorry to bother you, mate. | 0:07:04 | 0:07:06 | |
I am a beekeeper in the area | 0:07:09 | 0:07:11 | |
and I seem to have lost some of my bees. | 0:07:11 | 0:07:14 | |
Not all of them, just some of them. | 0:07:14 | 0:07:16 | |
If you happen to see any bees, | 0:07:16 | 0:07:17 | |
-would you mind getting in touch with my company? -OK. | 0:07:17 | 0:07:20 | |
We're actually called None Of Your Bees-ness. | 0:07:20 | 0:07:23 | |
So, they usually fly in groups, | 0:07:23 | 0:07:25 | |
so if you see them, just give us a call. | 0:07:25 | 0:07:27 | |
Thank you, mate. Bye, have a good day, mate. Bye. | 0:07:27 | 0:07:30 | |
Man. He didn't have a clue. | 0:07:30 | 0:07:34 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:07:37 | 0:07:38 | |
-I'm going to win this. -You're not. | 0:07:38 | 0:07:41 | |
Hey, who is your favourite character in EastEnders? | 0:07:41 | 0:07:44 | |
Ian Bee-ale! | 0:07:44 | 0:07:45 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:45 | 0:07:46 | |
No, no, no! Is it, is it, is it... | 0:07:46 | 0:07:48 | |
Bee-anca? | 0:07:48 | 0:07:50 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:07:50 | 0:07:53 | |
-I haven't got any more. -I haven't, either. | 0:07:53 | 0:07:55 | |
With the scores one apiece, | 0:07:55 | 0:07:57 | |
let's move on to Round Two. Pirates. | 0:07:57 | 0:07:59 | |
Can these two swashbucklers | 0:07:59 | 0:08:01 | |
shiver the boys' timbers without getting recognised? | 0:08:01 | 0:08:04 | |
Ooh, arr! Who's a pretty boy? Certainly not Mark. | 0:08:04 | 0:08:07 | |
-Looking good. -Thanks. -What's your parrot called? | 0:08:07 | 0:08:09 | |
My parrot is called Felix. | 0:08:09 | 0:08:11 | |
Felix, brilliant. OK, here are the rules. | 0:08:11 | 0:08:14 | |
You are a pirate. | 0:08:14 | 0:08:16 | |
When James walks past, you have got to sing a pirate song that you | 0:08:16 | 0:08:19 | |
can make up and then, after, you've got to make James say, "Oooh, arr!" | 0:08:19 | 0:08:24 | |
Stop waving your sword. You broke your sword! | 0:08:25 | 0:08:28 | |
He's broke his sword! | 0:08:28 | 0:08:29 | |
SAM LAUGHS | 0:08:29 | 0:08:32 | |
You're the worst pirate ever. | 0:08:32 | 0:08:34 | |
I see him, Mark. Good luck. | 0:08:38 | 0:08:40 | |
Arr! To get past, you have to listen to my pirate song. | 0:08:41 | 0:08:45 | |
Come over here, me hearty! | 0:08:45 | 0:08:47 | |
Listen to me song. | 0:08:47 | 0:08:48 | |
# A pirate, pirate, pirate | 0:08:48 | 0:08:50 | |
# A pirate in the sea | 0:08:50 | 0:08:52 | |
# A pirate, pirate, pirate | 0:08:52 | 0:08:53 | |
# I'm happy as can be. # | 0:08:53 | 0:08:55 | |
Not the best song I've ever heard. | 0:08:55 | 0:08:57 | |
-You've got to say, "Ooh, arr!" Say "Ooh, arr!" -Ooh, arr. | 0:08:57 | 0:09:00 | |
He got him to do it. Good. | 0:09:00 | 0:09:02 | |
Ooh, arr! I liked it, me hearties! | 0:09:02 | 0:09:04 | |
Off you go, see ya! | 0:09:04 | 0:09:06 | |
Hey-arr! Hey! Ha! | 0:09:06 | 0:09:08 | |
Well done. | 0:09:08 | 0:09:09 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:09:12 | 0:09:13 | |
Yeah! | 0:09:13 | 0:09:14 | |
Oh, yeah! Yes. Yes. | 0:09:14 | 0:09:17 | |
-Easy. In yer face, Sam Nixon. -OK, whatever. | 0:09:17 | 0:09:22 | |
He didn't have a clue. | 0:09:22 | 0:09:23 | |
So, Mark leads two-one. | 0:09:23 | 0:09:25 | |
Next to walk the plank, Blackbeard himself, Sam. | 0:09:25 | 0:09:28 | |
-Well, hello there, Mr Johnny Depp. -Hi there, Mark. How are you? | 0:09:28 | 0:09:31 | |
-I'm fine and dandy cos I'm two-one ahead. -Yeah. | 0:09:31 | 0:09:34 | |
MARK LAUGHS | 0:09:34 | 0:09:35 | |
-Yeah, not for long. -Well, we shall see. | 0:09:35 | 0:09:37 | |
Stop stroking your parrot, get your head in the game. | 0:09:37 | 0:09:40 | |
This parrot's better than Felix. | 0:09:40 | 0:09:42 | |
-No. What's the name of it? -Ian. | 0:09:42 | 0:09:43 | |
-Ian the parrot? -Yeah. -Brilliant. | 0:09:43 | 0:09:46 | |
Here they come. I can see him. | 0:09:49 | 0:09:51 | |
-Ooh, arr! -Ooh, arr! | 0:09:52 | 0:09:54 | |
I am a pirate searching for gold. | 0:09:54 | 0:09:55 | |
When I find it, you will be told. | 0:09:55 | 0:09:57 | |
-Ooh, arr! -Ooh, arr! | 0:09:57 | 0:09:59 | |
-Louder! -Arr! | 0:09:59 | 0:10:01 | |
Arr! What about that? Ooh, arr! | 0:10:01 | 0:10:04 | |
Ooh, arr! | 0:10:04 | 0:10:05 | |
MARK GROANS | 0:10:05 | 0:10:06 | |
On your way, matey! | 0:10:06 | 0:10:08 | |
Oh, man, he ain't got a clue. | 0:10:08 | 0:10:09 | |
-I'm in deep trouble. -Ooh, arr! | 0:10:09 | 0:10:11 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:10:11 | 0:10:14 | |
What has happened to your beard? | 0:10:14 | 0:10:15 | |
-Listen. -Look at it! -Listen. -Look at that? | 0:10:15 | 0:10:18 | |
-Has it come off? -Yeah. Big time. | 0:10:18 | 0:10:19 | |
And he still didn't get me. | 0:10:19 | 0:10:21 | |
I am the king of this game. | 0:10:21 | 0:10:23 | |
So, that's two-all. | 0:10:23 | 0:10:24 | |
Round Three. Superhero. | 0:10:24 | 0:10:27 | |
But will these two plonkers go from hero to zero? | 0:10:27 | 0:10:30 | |
First up, it's Mark. | 0:10:31 | 0:10:33 | |
-What are you doing? -I'm flexing. -Right. | 0:10:33 | 0:10:36 | |
Here's what will happen. James will come towards you. | 0:10:36 | 0:10:39 | |
You're a superhero, obviously, and you work for | 0:10:39 | 0:10:41 | |
a comic book shop and you're doing a survey on different superheroes. | 0:10:41 | 0:10:46 | |
You've got three questions. You need to ask him those questions | 0:10:46 | 0:10:49 | |
-and if you get past that, job's a good 'un. -Easy. | 0:10:49 | 0:10:52 | |
Don't forget, if James says, | 0:10:52 | 0:10:53 | |
"You are Mark from Sam and Mark," it's over. | 0:10:53 | 0:10:55 | |
-He won't. -Here he comes. Good luck, don't mess it up. | 0:10:55 | 0:10:58 | |
Excuse me. I don't suppose you could help me for a few minutes? | 0:10:58 | 0:11:01 | |
-Yeah, sure. -Cool. | 0:11:03 | 0:11:05 | |
I work in a local superhero comic book store | 0:11:05 | 0:11:07 | |
and we're just doing a short questionnaire. | 0:11:07 | 0:11:10 | |
Who's your favourite superhero? | 0:11:10 | 0:11:11 | |
If there's such thing as TurtleMan I'll go with that. | 0:11:11 | 0:11:14 | |
Making up your own. I like that. | 0:11:14 | 0:11:16 | |
TurtleMan. | 0:11:16 | 0:11:18 | |
If you could invent a superpower, what would your superpower be? | 0:11:18 | 0:11:22 | |
He's got no idea. | 0:11:22 | 0:11:23 | |
-I'm sensing a theme, that you like turtles. -Yes. | 0:11:27 | 0:11:30 | |
Power to create turtles. | 0:11:32 | 0:11:34 | |
Finally, what would your superhero name be? | 0:11:34 | 0:11:36 | |
I'm thinking it'll be a turtle-related one. | 0:11:36 | 0:11:39 | |
TurtleZilla. | 0:11:39 | 0:11:40 | |
TurtleZilla? That's great. That's a great one. OK. | 0:11:40 | 0:11:43 | |
Can't believe he's getting away with it. | 0:11:43 | 0:11:45 | |
All right, thanks. I'll put that in the records. | 0:11:45 | 0:11:48 | |
See you. Cool. | 0:11:48 | 0:11:50 | |
He's just got a mask on. This is ridiculous. | 0:11:50 | 0:11:53 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:11:54 | 0:11:56 | |
Ooh, hang about! | 0:11:56 | 0:11:57 | |
'He's coming back, he's coming back!' | 0:11:57 | 0:11:59 | |
SAM LAUGHS | 0:11:59 | 0:12:00 | |
This could be it! This could be it! | 0:12:00 | 0:12:02 | |
That's a good choice. | 0:12:02 | 0:12:04 | |
Are you Mark from Sam and Mark? | 0:12:04 | 0:12:05 | |
CHEERING | 0:12:05 | 0:12:08 | |
-I am indeed, mate. -Yes! | 0:12:08 | 0:12:10 | |
-How you doing? Are you all right? -Yeah. | 0:12:11 | 0:12:13 | |
Come here, mate. | 0:12:13 | 0:12:15 | |
I've been playing a little game | 0:12:15 | 0:12:16 | |
with you all day called In Yer Face. | 0:12:16 | 0:12:18 | |
But little do you know that your mate George has had him | 0:12:18 | 0:12:21 | |
doing exactly the same thing - Sam, over here. | 0:12:21 | 0:12:24 | |
Which means, Sam Nixon, you might win In Yer face. | 0:12:24 | 0:12:29 | |
It's looking good. | 0:12:29 | 0:12:30 | |
So, the scores remain two apiece. | 0:12:30 | 0:12:32 | |
Next up is super Sam. | 0:12:32 | 0:12:35 | |
You have to do exactly what I did with George. | 0:12:35 | 0:12:37 | |
What, get caught? | 0:12:37 | 0:12:39 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:12:39 | 0:12:40 | |
Yes, very good. Excellent banter. | 0:12:40 | 0:12:42 | |
-You are wearing spandex. -I know. | 0:12:42 | 0:12:44 | |
-I think we're both losers on this one. -That's true. | 0:12:44 | 0:12:46 | |
-We're both losers here. -Good luck, mate. -Thanks, mate. | 0:12:46 | 0:12:49 | |
Excuse me! Sorry. | 0:12:51 | 0:12:53 | |
-Hi, mate. How old are you? Do you mind me asking? -Ten. | 0:12:55 | 0:12:58 | |
-Perfect. Do you mind if I ask some questions? -Yeah. -Brilliant. | 0:12:58 | 0:13:01 | |
Basically, I work in the comic book shop just over the road | 0:13:01 | 0:13:05 | |
and we're just doing some research on superheroes, basically. | 0:13:05 | 0:13:08 | |
-You into superheroes? -Yes, I'm into comics. | 0:13:08 | 0:13:10 | |
-Brilliant. -I like comic art, as well. | 0:13:10 | 0:13:12 | |
High-five. Nice one, perfect. | 0:13:12 | 0:13:14 | |
OK, so who's your favourite superhero? | 0:13:14 | 0:13:16 | |
-My favourite superhero is Green Lantern. -Amazing. | 0:13:16 | 0:13:19 | |
Now, if you could invent your own superhero, | 0:13:19 | 0:13:21 | |
what superpower would you have? | 0:13:21 | 0:13:23 | |
I would probably have mind reading, | 0:13:25 | 0:13:27 | |
telepathy thing. | 0:13:27 | 0:13:29 | |
Mind reading. That's clever. | 0:13:29 | 0:13:31 | |
And what would your superhero's name be? | 0:13:31 | 0:13:33 | |
-Zylock. -Zylock? | 0:13:35 | 0:13:36 | |
Zylock? | 0:13:36 | 0:13:37 | |
-Amazing. And do you think this area needs a new superhero? -Yeah. | 0:13:37 | 0:13:41 | |
-Yes, I think it does. -Yeah? -Yeah. | 0:13:41 | 0:13:43 | |
He's absolutely brilliant. | 0:13:43 | 0:13:45 | |
Would you have a sidekick? | 0:13:45 | 0:13:47 | |
I mean, I think duos are the way to go, really, aren't they? | 0:13:47 | 0:13:50 | |
Batman and Robin. | 0:13:50 | 0:13:51 | |
Batman and Robin. Ant and Dec. | 0:13:51 | 0:13:53 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:13:53 | 0:13:55 | |
All right, thank you very much. Nice to see you. Bye, mate. | 0:13:55 | 0:13:58 | |
Unbelievable. | 0:13:58 | 0:13:59 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:14:00 | 0:14:02 | |
Oh, man. | 0:14:02 | 0:14:04 | |
Do you know what my superpower should be? | 0:14:04 | 0:14:06 | |
-Winning this game. -I am truly mortified. | 0:14:06 | 0:14:09 | |
He's coming back, though. He's coming back. | 0:14:09 | 0:14:12 | |
Excuse me? | 0:14:16 | 0:14:18 | |
It's just, sorry, you look like someone I know. | 0:14:18 | 0:14:20 | |
Really? Who's that? | 0:14:20 | 0:14:21 | |
Like...Sam from Sam and Mark. | 0:14:21 | 0:14:24 | |
That's interesting. | 0:14:25 | 0:14:27 | |
-George... -Yeah? | 0:14:27 | 0:14:29 | |
I am Sam from Sam and Mark! | 0:14:29 | 0:14:31 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:14:34 | 0:14:37 | |
-Are you all right? -Got him, got him, got him! | 0:14:38 | 0:14:42 | |
You remember this morning when a beekeeper knocked on your door? | 0:14:42 | 0:14:45 | |
-Was that you? -That was me! | 0:14:45 | 0:14:47 | |
-Was that seriously you? -That was me. | 0:14:47 | 0:14:49 | |
Also, do you remember this morning when you walked past a pirate? | 0:14:49 | 0:14:52 | |
-No way! -That was me. | 0:14:52 | 0:14:54 | |
And obviously, it was me just then. | 0:14:54 | 0:14:56 | |
And, what you don't know is that Mark has been playing this | 0:14:56 | 0:14:59 | |
with your very good friend James. | 0:14:59 | 0:15:02 | |
Here he is right now. How you doing, mate? | 0:15:02 | 0:15:05 | |
That's impossible! | 0:15:06 | 0:15:08 | |
Lads, you have been playing In Yer Face today | 0:15:08 | 0:15:10 | |
and I am happy to say that because you... | 0:15:10 | 0:15:14 | |
-Oh, no, it's a draw, now, isn't it? -It's a draw. -No! -You've not won! | 0:15:14 | 0:15:17 | |
-Oh, no! -But I'm happy to take the draw. I'm happy to take the draw. | 0:15:17 | 0:15:21 | |
-Nice work. -Well done. | 0:15:21 | 0:15:23 | |
High fives all round for that. That was awesome. | 0:15:23 | 0:15:26 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:15:27 | 0:15:30 | |
A diplomatic draw, then. | 0:15:30 | 0:15:31 | |
-A diplomatic draw. -Yeah. | 0:15:31 | 0:15:33 | |
Lads, I couldn't believe that. | 0:15:33 | 0:15:35 | |
-You actually had no idea at all, all day. -Exactly. -No idea. | 0:15:35 | 0:15:40 | |
At the end, as well, when we were doing the superhero questionnaire, | 0:15:40 | 0:15:43 | |
-we were using our own voices and everything. -Exactly! | 0:15:43 | 0:15:46 | |
What were you thinking? | 0:15:46 | 0:15:48 | |
I had... | 0:15:48 | 0:15:50 | |
I just didn't... If it was someone else, I would be like... | 0:15:50 | 0:15:53 | |
-Embarrassed. -I would feel really stupid. | 0:15:53 | 0:15:55 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:15:55 | 0:15:56 | |
-Not as stupid as us two. -Yeah, exactly. | 0:15:56 | 0:15:58 | |
-Guys, did you have fun? -Yeah! -Brilliant. -I've got to say, | 0:15:58 | 0:16:02 | |
I think that was one of my favourite In Yer Faces... | 0:16:02 | 0:16:04 | |
-I'm glad to hear it. -Good, you were awesome. | 0:16:04 | 0:16:07 | |
Ladies and gentlemen, please give it up for George and James! | 0:16:07 | 0:16:10 | |
-Brilliant. -Well done, lads! | 0:16:10 | 0:16:11 | |
Now, it's time for a few more wind-ups. | 0:16:13 | 0:16:15 | |
It's time to play The Prize Surprise! | 0:16:15 | 0:16:18 | |
Round of applause. | 0:16:18 | 0:16:19 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:16:19 | 0:16:22 | |
-I like that, wahey! -Hey! | 0:16:25 | 0:16:28 | |
-So, lovely Joy, have you any idea what's in store for you? -No. -No, OK. | 0:16:28 | 0:16:35 | |
-So, no Joy there then. -Excellent. Excellent. -Word banter. | 0:16:35 | 0:16:39 | |
We've heard that you're a massive fan of Hacker and Dodge. | 0:16:39 | 0:16:43 | |
-Is that right? -Oh, yes, I am. -Excellent. -That's good to know. | 0:16:43 | 0:16:46 | |
Well, we've heard that you've got another favourite dog in your life. | 0:16:46 | 0:16:49 | |
-Who is that? -Well, I have two dogs, Baxter and Bailey. | 0:16:49 | 0:16:53 | |
Would you ever swap your dog with Hacker and Dodge? | 0:16:53 | 0:16:58 | |
-No, never. -Really? | 0:16:58 | 0:17:00 | |
Oh, OK, this is a little awkward. | 0:17:00 | 0:17:02 | |
Cos if we go direct to the CBBC studio now, | 0:17:02 | 0:17:06 | |
I think Chris is joined by someone very special. | 0:17:06 | 0:17:09 | |
Oh, no. | 0:17:09 | 0:17:10 | |
Hello, everybody, you're watching the CBBC channel | 0:17:10 | 0:17:13 | |
with Chris and Bailey. | 0:17:13 | 0:17:14 | |
Coming up, we've got loads of great shows like, go on, | 0:17:14 | 0:17:17 | |
tell them what we've got coming up. | 0:17:17 | 0:17:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:18 | 0:17:20 | |
Come on, Bailey, you're supposed to work with me here, mate. | 0:17:20 | 0:17:23 | |
OK, talk about the bins or Wigan or something, you know, | 0:17:23 | 0:17:26 | |
something funny. | 0:17:26 | 0:17:27 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:17:28 | 0:17:29 | |
They never thought this through, did they? It doesn't work. | 0:17:29 | 0:17:33 | |
And you've made a mess. | 0:17:33 | 0:17:35 | |
Hang on a minute. Hang on, I've just thought of something. | 0:17:36 | 0:17:40 | |
If Bailey is there with Chris, that can only mean... | 0:17:40 | 0:17:43 | |
You all right, cockers? | 0:17:43 | 0:17:46 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:17:46 | 0:17:49 | |
We've got to sort this out. It's Hacker and Dodge, everyone. | 0:17:49 | 0:17:52 | |
Come on, Joy. | 0:17:52 | 0:17:53 | |
You two. | 0:17:56 | 0:17:58 | |
-Are you Joy? -Yeah. Over here. | 0:17:58 | 0:18:02 | |
Oh, Joy, that's my second favourite emotion. After melancholy. | 0:18:02 | 0:18:06 | |
Well, I guess if Bailey is with Chris, then these two, | 0:18:08 | 0:18:12 | |
they're yours, joy. What do you think of that? Good? | 0:18:12 | 0:18:16 | |
I don't know. | 0:18:16 | 0:18:17 | |
I thought you were called Joy, not Misery. | 0:18:17 | 0:18:20 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:18:20 | 0:18:21 | |
Pipe down, you. | 0:18:21 | 0:18:22 | |
-Pipe down, Hacker. -OK, listen, Hacker and Dodge, the game is up. | 0:18:22 | 0:18:27 | |
We are going to have to swap you around, I'm afraid. | 0:18:27 | 0:18:29 | |
-Can you give us the key to the CBBC office, please? -No. | 0:18:29 | 0:18:32 | |
If only it was as simple as that, Sam and/or Mark. | 0:18:32 | 0:18:34 | |
For we have put said key amidst this unexplained mud pit that | 0:18:34 | 0:18:38 | |
stands before your very eyes. | 0:18:38 | 0:18:40 | |
Hey, why is it even here? | 0:18:40 | 0:18:42 | |
And why is there a wall here? None of this makes any sense. | 0:18:42 | 0:18:46 | |
We are actually going to give you the chance to win your dog back | 0:18:46 | 0:18:49 | |
-and, more importantly, some prizes. Does that sound good? -Yeah. -Better. | 0:18:49 | 0:18:53 | |
OK, I thought it might. | 0:18:53 | 0:18:55 | |
Well, hidden in this mud pit are four golden bones. | 0:18:55 | 0:18:58 | |
Now, for each one you find, you win a prize. | 0:18:58 | 0:19:01 | |
But Hacker and Dodge have hidden a golden bone | 0:19:01 | 0:19:05 | |
with a key attached to it. That's the key to their CBBC office. | 0:19:05 | 0:19:09 | |
Find that and you can get Bailey back. | 0:19:09 | 0:19:11 | |
Joy, we have also left you a dog egg in there. | 0:19:11 | 0:19:14 | |
No, no, they haven't. | 0:19:14 | 0:19:17 | |
-Joy, are you up for the challenge? -Yes, I am. -That's great. | 0:19:17 | 0:19:20 | |
-If you'd like to put your gloves on. -These are actually quite comfy. | 0:19:20 | 0:19:23 | |
-Are they? Lovely. -That's one of the prizes. -Best of luck, Joy. | 0:19:23 | 0:19:26 | |
You can get right in there in three, two, one. Get digging. Get in there. | 0:19:26 | 0:19:30 | |
MUSIC: "Who Let The Dogs Out?" by Baha Men | 0:19:30 | 0:19:33 | |
There's one, there's one. | 0:19:33 | 0:19:35 | |
Get in, get in. | 0:19:35 | 0:19:38 | |
There is another one. Well done. | 0:19:38 | 0:19:40 | |
# Who let the dogs out? # | 0:19:40 | 0:19:42 | |
Get in there, start digging. | 0:19:42 | 0:19:44 | |
Get over there, get over there. Get in there. | 0:19:44 | 0:19:48 | |
Keep going, keep going, keep going. | 0:19:48 | 0:19:50 | |
Dig a bit faster, dig a bit faster. | 0:19:50 | 0:19:53 | |
-You can do this, Joy. -Come on. | 0:19:53 | 0:19:55 | |
Look somewhere else, look somewhere else. | 0:19:55 | 0:19:57 | |
You've got two so far. Yeah! | 0:19:57 | 0:20:00 | |
Keep going, keep going. | 0:20:00 | 0:20:02 | |
We've still not found the one with the key to the CBBC office. | 0:20:02 | 0:20:05 | |
KLAXON BLARES | 0:20:07 | 0:20:08 | |
-Time's up. -Oh, man. -Come over here. Are you all right? | 0:20:08 | 0:20:12 | |
-Take your gloves off. You're all right. -Well done. | 0:20:12 | 0:20:15 | |
Let's see how many bones you've got. | 0:20:15 | 0:20:17 | |
We managed to get one, two, three bones. | 0:20:17 | 0:20:19 | |
Which means you have won yourself three prizes. | 0:20:19 | 0:20:23 | |
Let's go over to Chris and see exactly what you just won. | 0:20:23 | 0:20:26 | |
Well, Bailey, tell her what she's won. | 0:20:26 | 0:20:30 | |
This is really not going to work. | 0:20:30 | 0:20:31 | |
Joy, you have won a bunch of boy band goodies, all inside this bag. | 0:20:31 | 0:20:36 | |
It is hefty, I can assure you. | 0:20:36 | 0:20:38 | |
You have one of these rather snazzy shoes. Check it out. | 0:20:38 | 0:20:41 | |
-And, best of all, you have won this tablet. -Oh, wow. -Yeah! | 0:20:41 | 0:20:47 | |
-Bailey is so excited he's run off. Look at that. -Bailey's off. | 0:20:47 | 0:20:51 | |
He's had enough of you, Chris, sorry, mate. | 0:20:51 | 0:20:54 | |
But, unfortunately, you didn't find the key. | 0:20:54 | 0:20:57 | |
So that means that Bailey has become the new face of CBBC. | 0:20:57 | 0:21:00 | |
We'll see you next week. | 0:21:00 | 0:21:01 | |
No, we can't have that, can we? | 0:21:01 | 0:21:03 | |
Audience, do you think we should let Joy have Bailey back, yeah? | 0:21:03 | 0:21:07 | |
ALL: Yes. | 0:21:07 | 0:21:09 | |
-I think so too. -OK, that means the audience has spoken. | 0:21:09 | 0:21:12 | |
So, Joy, you need to now go and get your prizes | 0:21:12 | 0:21:14 | |
and go and get your dog, more importantly. | 0:21:14 | 0:21:17 | |
Wait there. She hasn't found the key so... | 0:21:17 | 0:21:20 | |
Well, I had a spare one in my pocket the whole time. | 0:21:20 | 0:21:22 | |
What a waste of time that was. | 0:21:22 | 0:21:24 | |
There's the key, off you go, Joy. Off you go. | 0:21:24 | 0:21:27 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:27 | 0:21:30 | |
Bye, Joy. | 0:21:30 | 0:21:31 | |
Can I just say, to you two right now, | 0:21:31 | 0:21:34 | |
you have caused so much trouble today? | 0:21:34 | 0:21:36 | |
-I hope you're ashamed of yourselves. -Definitely. Listen, | 0:21:36 | 0:21:39 | |
I think it's time that you guys went back to the CBBC office, all right? | 0:21:39 | 0:21:42 | |
Yeah, take the lift. BOTH: See you. | 0:21:42 | 0:21:44 | |
LIFT BELL DINGS | 0:21:44 | 0:21:45 | |
Haven't they been great sports? Ladies and gentlemen, | 0:21:45 | 0:21:48 | |
please, put your hands together for Chris, Bailey and Joy | 0:21:48 | 0:21:51 | |
and, of course, Hacker and Dodge as well. | 0:21:51 | 0:21:53 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:21:53 | 0:21:55 | |
Take one fake photo booth and one rubber snake | 0:21:57 | 0:22:01 | |
and this is what you get. | 0:22:01 | 0:22:02 | |
-HISS! -Argh! | 0:22:02 | 0:22:04 | |
-HISS! -Ooh! | 0:22:04 | 0:22:06 | |
Eek! | 0:22:06 | 0:22:07 | |
-HISS! -Oh! | 0:22:07 | 0:22:09 | |
-HISS! -Wah! | 0:22:09 | 0:22:11 | |
-HISS! -Aaaaargh! | 0:22:11 | 0:22:13 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:22:13 | 0:22:14 | |
Oh, we are silly, aren't we? | 0:22:18 | 0:22:19 | |
Now, we are back with Marie and the cheerleaders | 0:22:19 | 0:22:21 | |
and it's our turn to perform, as you can see. | 0:22:21 | 0:22:23 | |
So, guys, what do we actually have to do? | 0:22:23 | 0:22:26 | |
You're going to do some motions, you're going to do some jumps | 0:22:26 | 0:22:29 | |
-and we are going to do a stunt at the end. -A stunt? -A stunt. | 0:22:29 | 0:22:32 | |
We are going to keep an eye on you and see who's the best | 0:22:32 | 0:22:35 | |
and who is going to win and give you a little bit of feedback as well. | 0:22:35 | 0:22:38 | |
-OK, that's nice. Constructive criticism. -Or just criticism. | 0:22:38 | 0:22:42 | |
-We'll probably get that as well. -Shall we get started then? -Yeah. | 0:22:42 | 0:22:46 | |
OK, fantastic. | 0:22:46 | 0:22:47 | |
MUSIC: "Live While We're Young" by One Direction | 0:22:47 | 0:22:49 | |
# Yeah, we'll keep doing what we do | 0:22:49 | 0:22:51 | |
# Just pretending that we're cool | 0:22:51 | 0:22:52 | |
# So tonight | 0:22:52 | 0:22:54 | |
# Let's go crazy, crazy, crazy till we see the sun | 0:22:54 | 0:22:58 | |
# I know we only met but let's pretend it's love | 0:22:58 | 0:23:02 | |
# And never, never, never stop for anyone | 0:23:02 | 0:23:06 | |
# Tonight let's get some | 0:23:06 | 0:23:09 | |
# And live while we're young. # | 0:23:09 | 0:23:11 | |
CHEERING | 0:23:17 | 0:23:19 | |
-Are you all right? -She's all right. -Points deducted for that, surely. | 0:23:27 | 0:23:31 | |
No, no, no. | 0:23:31 | 0:23:33 | |
OK, so, Marie, it's all down to you now. | 0:23:33 | 0:23:35 | |
You are the official adjudicator. Who has won? | 0:23:35 | 0:23:38 | |
I think, definitely, you had some amazing facials. | 0:23:38 | 0:23:42 | |
-The girls said, I think, you were slightly off time. -Right. | 0:23:42 | 0:23:45 | |
Maybe slightly more on time. | 0:23:45 | 0:23:47 | |
But when it came to stunts, I think Sam's were the best. | 0:23:47 | 0:23:50 | |
Our overall winner is Sam. | 0:23:50 | 0:23:52 | |
CHEERING | 0:23:52 | 0:23:53 | |
Never have I ever been so proud. | 0:23:57 | 0:24:00 | |
So, that means it's a win for me | 0:24:00 | 0:24:02 | |
and it's also a win for everyone who voted for me. | 0:24:02 | 0:24:05 | |
Well done, guys. | 0:24:05 | 0:24:06 | |
You get yourselves a no-expense- spared Big Friday Wind-Up toy | 0:24:06 | 0:24:10 | |
coming your way. Excellent stuff. | 0:24:10 | 0:24:12 | |
Here's what the stars are saying about this | 0:24:12 | 0:24:15 | |
series of Big Friday Wind-Up. Five, six, seven, eight. | 0:24:15 | 0:24:18 | |
LAUGHTER | 0:24:18 | 0:24:19 | |
Everybody's talking about us. | 0:24:21 | 0:24:24 | |
When I heard these two guys have got a second series, I was like, | 0:24:24 | 0:24:27 | |
"Are you serious?" | 0:24:27 | 0:24:28 | |
The celebs love us. | 0:24:29 | 0:24:31 | |
I can't stand the guys. | 0:24:31 | 0:24:33 | |
-You didn't see their dance moves. -Phew. | 0:24:33 | 0:24:36 | |
-Wind-Up. -It's where it's at. | 0:24:36 | 0:24:39 | |
-I won't watch it. -No. | 0:24:39 | 0:24:40 | |
APPLAUSE | 0:24:43 | 0:24:46 | |
MUSIC: "Shut Up" by Amelia Lily | 0:24:46 | 0:24:48 | |
# Shut up and give me whatever you got | 0:24:48 | 0:24:50 | |
# Shut up and give me whatever you got | 0:24:55 | 0:24:57 | |
# I'm trying | 0:25:02 | 0:25:06 | |
# Oh, yes, my mind is playing tricks on me | 0:25:08 | 0:25:13 | |
# It's the same as it's always been | 0:25:13 | 0:25:16 | |
# Seeing things out the corner of my eye | 0:25:16 | 0:25:22 | |
# Well, are you gonna be my guy? | 0:25:22 | 0:25:25 | |
# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh | 0:25:25 | 0:25:28 | |
# Waiting for a session and now we feel pressure | 0:25:28 | 0:25:33 | |
# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh | 0:25:33 | 0:25:36 | |
# Get some for the rest cos you'll never learn your lesson | 0:25:36 | 0:25:40 | |
# You like it a lot | 0:25:40 | 0:25:42 | |
# Shut up and give me whatever you got | 0:25:42 | 0:25:44 | |
# I'm tired of waiting | 0:25:44 | 0:25:46 | |
# Baby, can't you take it? | 0:25:46 | 0:25:48 | |
# Oh, baby, you're falling apart | 0:25:48 | 0:25:50 | |
# Falling in love while I'm breaking your heart | 0:25:50 | 0:25:52 | |
# Oh, can't you take this crazy love, darling? | 0:25:52 | 0:25:58 | |
# I'm trying | 0:25:58 | 0:26:02 | |
# Oh, yes, my heart is blowing hot and cold | 0:26:02 | 0:26:07 | |
# Sending lightning into my soul | 0:26:07 | 0:26:10 | |
# Seeing things out the corner of my eye | 0:26:10 | 0:26:16 | |
# So are you gonna be my guy? | 0:26:16 | 0:26:18 | |
# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh | 0:26:18 | 0:26:22 | |
# Waiting for a session and now we feel pressure | 0:26:22 | 0:26:26 | |
# Ooo-oo-oo-ooh, ooh | 0:26:26 | 0:26:30 | |
# Get some for the rest cos you'll never learn your lesson | 0:26:30 | 0:26:34 | |
# You like it a lot | 0:26:34 | 0:26:36 | |
# Shut up and give me whatever you got | 0:26:36 | 0:26:38 | |
# I'm tired of waiting | 0:26:38 | 0:26:39 | |
# Baby, can't you take it? | 0:26:39 | 0:26:42 | |
# Oh, baby, you're falling apart | 0:26:42 | 0:26:43 | |
# Falling in love while I'm breaking your heart | 0:26:43 | 0:26:45 | |
# Oh, can't you take this crazy love, darling? | 0:26:45 | 0:26:52 | |
# I'm trying | 0:26:52 | 0:26:56 | |
# Oh, darling | 0:26:56 | 0:26:59 | |
# I'm trying | 0:26:59 | 0:27:02 | |
# Turn it up, turn it up, oh-oh | 0:27:05 | 0:27:09 | |
# Show the girls what you got, oh-oh | 0:27:09 | 0:27:12 | |
# To the right, to the left, oh-oh | 0:27:12 | 0:27:16 | |
# Is that that best that I'm gonna get? Oh-oh | 0:27:16 | 0:27:20 | |
# Oh-oh-oh, yeah! | 0:27:21 | 0:27:23 | |
# Shut up and give me whatever you got | 0:27:25 | 0:27:28 | |
# You like it a lot | 0:27:28 | 0:27:29 | |
# Shut up and give me whatever you got | 0:27:29 | 0:27:31 | |
# I'm tired of waiting | 0:27:31 | 0:27:33 | |
# Baby, can't you take it? | 0:27:33 | 0:27:35 | |
# Oh, baby, you're falling apart | 0:27:35 | 0:27:37 | |
# Falling in love while I'm breaking your heart | 0:27:37 | 0:27:39 | |
# Oh, can't you take this crazy love, darling? | 0:27:39 | 0:27:45 | |
# I'm trying | 0:27:45 | 0:27:49 | |
# Oh, darling Oh, darling | 0:27:49 | 0:27:53 | |
# I'm trying | 0:27:53 | 0:27:56 | |
# Shut up and give me whatever you got. # | 0:27:56 | 0:27:58 | |
CHEERING | 0:27:58 | 0:28:00 | |
Thank you. | 0:28:00 | 0:28:01 | |
Subtitles by Red Bee Media Ltd | 0:28:01 | 0:28:03 |