Episode 1 Sam & Mark's Total Wind-Ups


Episode 1

Sam and Mark celebrate some of their favourite hidden camera pranks from Big Friday Wind-Up. JLS surprise three of their biggest fans.


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MUSIC: "Jerk It Out" by Caesars

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# Wind me up, put me down Start me up and watch me go

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# It's easy once you know how it's done

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# You can't stop now It's already begun. #

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Sam And Mark's Total Wind-Ups - boom!

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If you like hidden camera shenanigans...

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You're in the right place, my friend.

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Sit back and feast your eyes on some of our favourite pranks

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-from Big Friday Wind-Up.

-Let's kick things off in Kingston.

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Welcome to another round of In Yer Face.

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And today, we have wound things up a notch.

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Because this challenge is quite possibly our toughest yet.

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I'm taking Beth...

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And I'm taking Kate.

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The aim of the game is not to get recognised.

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And we've got loads of costumes and cunning disguises to help.

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And whoever gets away with it the longest is the winner.

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But if they uncover our true identity

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and make a positive ID right in our faces, then it's game over.

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OK, let's kick things off with Round One - Lost Clown.

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Can these two jokers avoid getting recognised

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whilst clowning around in a town? First up, Sam.

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OK, Sam. May I say you look fantastic as a clown? Nice glasses.

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-Thanks, mate!

-Here are the rules. You need to be a lost clown.

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-You need to ask her for directions to a house of your choosing.

-OK.

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What accent are you going to do?

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Clowns are pretty stupid, aren't they?

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So I might be from Wolverhampton.

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MARK GASPS Ooh, ho-ho-ho-hoo!

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How dare you!

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ALARM SOUNDS

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(Oh, it's exciting!)

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Morning. I don't suppose you know where house number 22 is, do you?

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-22?

-Yeah. I'm trying to find it here on the map, but I can't find it.

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-Oh, she's looking. She's so looking.

-Down here?

-Yeah.

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-OK.

-There's 22 on our road, yeah.

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Oh, my glasses are coming off, sorry.

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MARK LAUGHS

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Cool, thank you very much, thank you, cheers, thank you.

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Do you want a balloon?

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-No, I'm fine.

-OK, bye. Bye.

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(I've dropped my nose, dropped my nose!)

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She didn't even take a balloon off you.

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-SAM LAUGHS

-No, it's a hollow victory.

-Why?

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-She didn't take a balloon and you lost your nose.

-Hang on, though.

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That should make it even better. I lost my nose,

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she still didn't recognise me

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-and I offered her a balloon, but she didn't want one.

-Ridiculous.

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So, Sam takes an early lead. Next up, Mark.

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PARTY BLOWER SOUNDS

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OK, Mark. It's your turn, how are you feeling?

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-A little bit nervous, after your...

-Victory.

-Well...

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OK, you know the rules.

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-And I tell you something.

-Yeah?

-If she takes a balloon off you,

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I will give you a pat on the back.

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Oh, well, there's incentive for you(!)

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ALARM SOUNDS

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Oh, here she comes. Good luck.

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She's coming with her dad, mate. Don't mess it up.

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Excuse me, I don't suppose you know where number 22 is, do you?

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I'm a bit lost. Do you know 22?

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-You go down a bit.

-All right.

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Oh, she's suspicious!

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-Say it, say it!

-Sorry.

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'Say it!'

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-Do you know, do you know?

-Say it!

-Do you want a balloon?

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-I've got loads in my back pocket for you.

-Yeah.

-Lovely.

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-Thank you.

-Nicely done.

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-All right, then. Well, thank you.

-Oh!

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-Well, good luck, mate.

-Thanks very much, I'll need it.

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That was risky.

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That, my friend, was a close one.

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Yeah, I have never been so scared in my entire life.

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Why didn't she say it? I could have won on the first round.

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No, it's fine, it's 1-1.

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So, with the scores one apiece,

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let's move on to Round Two - Scuba Diver.

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Will the lads be able to pass themselves off as deep sea divers,

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-without making a splash? First up, Scuba Sam.

-Oh, Sam.

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-Sam, Sam, Sam.

-I look like my dad.

-You do, actually! Lovely 'tache.

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OK, here are the rules.

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When Beth comes in, you need to strike up a conversation with her.

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-OK.

-But you must include the word in the conversation of...

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In fact, I won't tell you now, I'll tell you when Beth comes in.

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Oh, cheeky!

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ALARM SOUNDS

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-All right, well, good luck.

-Don't make it a silly word.

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MARK LAUGHS

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G'day, guys. If you need any help with anything, just give us a holler.

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The word I want you to get into the conversation is "gravy."

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Do you guys need any help, or are you all gravy?

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-Um, do you have different sizes?

-She has no clue.

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-How's that feeling, yeah?

-Yeah.

-Yeah? Good.

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-Thank you.

-Thanks.

-Oh, man!

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That was all gravy, mate! 2-1, mate. You must be so nervous now.

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-I'm so nervous.

-So, Sam leads, 2-1.

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Next to take the plunge, it's Mark.

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-What will your accent be?

-(DUTCH ACCENT) I'll speak like this.

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Oh, dear!

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ALARM SOUNDS

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-Good luck!

-Hello, there.

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-Your word is "moustache".

-You like scuba?

-Yeah.

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-Yeah, you like scuba?

-Yeah.

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If you want to check the size of the goggles,

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-you have to put them on your face and then suck in.

-OK.

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To make sure that they're the right size.

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You get them caught in your moustache.

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-There, he said it, "moustache".

-Very good, very good.

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Breathe in through the nose and it sucks on the face

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-and then you'll know...

-SAM LAUGHS

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-Have you done it?

-"Sucks on the face"!

-Enjoy your holiday.

-Man!

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-Yes, back in the game, methinks.

-Can't believe that.

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My favourite bit of that was,

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"You have to breathe through your nose to suck it on the face."

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BOTH LAUGH

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-I thought my moustache was coming off!

-You were good, man.

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BOTH SCREAM Woo!

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So, that's 2-2. In Yer Face, Round Three...

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Birdwatcher.

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Will Sam and Marks' binoculars leave their targets seeing double?

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First up, Sam.

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You are a birdwatcher and you are looking for a rare species of bird.

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It doesn't matter which one.

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-Yeah.

-But what you do need to do is play on the old bird whistle.

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-Yeah.

-Best of luck.

-Thanks, mate.

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ALARM SOUNDS

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Here she comes, mate.

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QUACKING SOUND

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(IRISH ACCENT) Excuse me? I wondered if you could help me.

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I'm looking for this rare bird here. It's called a hobby.

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It reacts to a certain bird call. It's a...

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QUACKING SOUND

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I have a spare whistle, if you'd like to help.

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-OK. OK. Thank you.

-Oh!

-I'll move on to somewhere else.

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QUACKING SOUND

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Oh, hold your horses.

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Oh, she's got you.

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'Say it, say it! Say it!'

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Come on, come on, just say it, say it, say it, say it!

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QUACKING SOUND

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Oh! Oh, you're joking.

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QUACKING

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-All right!

-No.

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# I am through to the final! #

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No, what happened was she said to her mum, "That's Sam, isn't it?"

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-But she didn't say it to you.

-Exactly.

-Look at your 'tache!

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It's awful!

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Absolutely fan-'tache-tic. 3-2 to Sam. Can Mark level it up?

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Mark, this is the big one for you. I'm already through to the final.

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-Game on, bring it.

-Here they come, dude. Good luck.

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ALARM SOUNDS

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QUACKING SOUND

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She's laughing already.

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Hello, there. I wonder if you could help me.

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I'm looking for a rather rare bird in this neck of the woods.

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It's called a dipper. I don't know whether you've seen it at all.

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-Um...

-Say it, come on. Say it!

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I'm not too sure, I don't think so.

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No, well it's a rather interesting call that they... Look.

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RHYTHMIC QUACKING SOUND

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She's just laughing at you!

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Would you like a go? I've got a spare one here if you'd like one.

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-Thank you.

-Say it, say it!

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I think you're supposed to just go...

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RASPING SOUND

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QUACKING SOUND

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SHE BLOWS

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-Yes, yes. Not too bad.

-You look really familiar.

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-Ooh, hang about!

-Do I? Do I? Oh, that's interesting.

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-Say it, actually say it!

-Well, it's lovely to meet you.

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Don't you get out of this!

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-You look just like...

-What, sorry?

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-Surely, come on!

-You look just like Mark off...what's it,

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TMi with Sam.

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-Good-looking chap, yes?

-He's all right.

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SAM LAUGHS Ha ha, in your face!

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HE SIGHS

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OK, you win!

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Me and Sam have been playing a little game called In Yer Face.

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Now, I had you. And Sam had Beth. You'll never guess what.

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-Oh, my God, he had Beth!

-Yeah, exactly.

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-QUACKING SOUND

-Here he is.

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-Hello.

-Oh, my God!

-You all right?

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-It's you two!

-Yeah, yeah!

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You've rumbled us completely, because I've lost, he's won.

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-Yeah!

-He's won.

-Oh, man!

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So, Sam's the winner, but is he feeling lucky? Let's find out.

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Round Four, Lucky Dip.

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So...

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-# I am in the final

-Yeah, yes!

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-# You didn't make it to the final. #

-All right, all right!

-I've won.

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-Yes, OK. Let's see how far we can take it.

-OK.

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-Because this, my friend...

-Oooh!

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-..is called the Big Friday Wind-Up Lucky Dip.

-Agh, my eyes!

-I know.

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What you need to do is put your hand in here and that is

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the only disguise that you're going to get.

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-OK.

-All right? Put your hand in, have a look.

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-Glasses.

-Brilliant.

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Look at that. Put them on.

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That really isn't a very good disguise, is it?

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You look like Clark Kent.

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All right, basically what you've got to do is go over there,

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sit on that wall next to Beth.

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-I can enjoy this cos I've already won it.

-Shut up.

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-I'm going to enjoy it.

-Get out of the car.

-Enjoy yourself.

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I will. I'm the winner, see you later.

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'You've only got your glasses to disguise you.

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'Go on, go and sit down by her. She's looking at you.

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'She's looking straight at you.

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'She's smiling. She's smiling and pointing.'

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Excuse me. You're Sam.

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How are you doing, nice to see you? Are you all right?

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We've been playing a little game with you called In Yer Face,

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which I know you've seen before, haven't you?

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-And Mark was playing with Kate. Come in, guys.

-Hello, how are you doing?

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-Hello.

-You remember earlier on this morning, you went into a scuba shop?

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-Was that you?

-That was me!

-I didn't...

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-Did you have no clue?

-No.

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Another classic game of In Your Face.

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Now for something completely different.

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Take a lift with some random members of the public,

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add one wind-up trumper and this is what you get.

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BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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BLOWS RASPBERRIES

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WOMAN LAUGHS

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Remind me never to get in a lift with that guy.

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Next up in our favourite hidden camera pranks of all time, JLS join

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the Wind-Up team, as they help us prank three of their biggest fans.

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Over to our wind-up actor, Barry, who's posing as JLS's security.

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-Are you all right?

-Cheers for sorting this out.

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'And there they are, our massive JLS fans,

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'Jess, Molly and Rebecca, along with Jess's dad, Jamie.

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'He is in on the wind-up and he is pretending that

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'he and Barry are old friends.'

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-Look, you look like you've swallowed a rugby ball.

-Don't. I'm on a diet.

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I've got a surprise for you. Girls, you sit down.

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Which one of you is a JLS fan?

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All three?

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I've got you access-all-areas tickets.

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SAM: 'I think those faces mean that the girls are pretty excited.

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'So now, Barry gets them

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'to put on special backstage fleeces, for security purposes.'

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'Actually, they contain hidden microphones

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'so we can hear everything they say, but the girls don't know that.'

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Ladies and gentlemen, please stand by, the tour is about to begin.

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The JLS secret tour.

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This is exclusive to you, we don't do it for anybody else, so follow me.

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'First, Barry shows the girls

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'the huge concert stage, before taking them

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'where no-one else gets to go, it's JLS's dressing room.

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'Actually, it's their fake dressing room, but the girls don't know that.'

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Sit down on the JLS sofa.

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This is the sofa that goes everywhere with them.

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THE GIRLS GIGGLE AND SQUEAL

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HE MIMICS THE GIRLS

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So welcome to our inner sanctum, what do you think?

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-HIGH-PITCHED:

-Wow.

-Eh? What was that?

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-It's amazing.

-Who is the biggest fan of the three of you?

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-Why are you a fan of JLS?

-I just love them.

-But why?

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-Because their music is really cool.

-That's a good answer.

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-They're fit.

-They're what?

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-They're fit.

-They're fit?

-Yeah.

-I see. What about you?

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-Both.

-Both of them?

-Yeah.

-Good songs and fit. I see.

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-Can we put their clothes on?

-What?

-No.

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-Can we put their clothes on and we'll look like JLS.

-Yeah.

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-Do you know what colour's whose?

-Yes.

-Which colour is Aston?

-Blue.

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-You're right. Who wants to be Aston?

-Me!

-Me!

-You can be Aston.

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-Right, who's green?

-Marvin.

-Well done, that was quick.

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-You really do know. Put that on. Can you get it on over your jacket?

-Yeah.

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-Who's red?

-Oritse.

-Very good.

-That's JB.

-Yeah, that's obvious.

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-Are they actually going to wear this?

-Yes, tonight.

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Don't tell them, don't worry.

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'The girls actually think they're wearing the clothes JLS

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'will perform in tonight, so let's crank things up a notch.

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'Anyone for some JLS pants?' Here, put them on.

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-Go on, I'll take a photograph of them.

-I'm wearing Marvin's T-shirt.

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I'm going to get it sweaty.

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'The girls are falling for this hook, line and sinker, brilliant.'

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There's JB's. I'll take a picture with your camera.

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Stand in a line here, you can be the new JLS. Boy-band acting.

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'We've got the girls looking pretty silly, in what

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'they think is JLS's underwear, so now it's time to show them

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'some of the band's pre-concert rituals

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'that we have obviously made up.'

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-Do you know what a rider is?

-No.

-It's a wish list.

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Artists can have whatever you want in the dressing room.

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-If you were a big star, what would you want in your dressing room?

-JLS.

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THEY LAUGH

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-What would you want?

-Sweets.

-That is just what they want.

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They eat chocolate like there's no tomorrow.

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It's not any old chocolate, it's special chocolate,

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it's made by a Swiss chef and flown in specially for JLS.

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'Whatever you say, Barry.'

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They have this, then they do their warm up, crazy guys.

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Have one of these, see if you can taste the difference.

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'Are you suggesting they eat JLS's chocolate?

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-'Is that really a good idea?'

-I haven't got one.

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So they have their chocolate, then they do this.

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Do you know... SINGS: # You make me wanna...

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-GIRLS:

-# Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh

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# You make me wanna...

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-GIRLS:

-# Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh. #

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-Do you know the moves?

-No.

-The whole...

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You go to the front, Jess.

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-I can't.

-You just did it then.

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You stand there and you stand there, and we're a boy band, right?

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'That's one pretty strange looking boy band.'

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-GIRLS:

-# Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh. #

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'Check out those moves.'

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-GIRLS:

-# Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh.

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# She makes me want to...

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-GIRLS:

-# Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-oh. #

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'Now they've mastered the moves,

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'it's time for JLS's pre-gig warm up routine.

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-'It's totally fake, of course.'

-Stop.

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You make me wanna bounce, bounce, bounce, stop.

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# You make me wanna... #

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'What do they look like?

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'But they seem to be buying it, so let's crank it up a notch.

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'Barry, please introduce them to the infamous JLS vase.'

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There's a story behind this, on the night they went to the X Factor,

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they were nervous, they didn't know what was going to happen

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and Aston's mum went out and bought them some flowers.

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They didn't have a vase, so she went back out and found this vase.

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-They did so well that night, they came...

-Second.

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Second. Then they made a record

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and Aston just happened to have this in his bag

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when they made that record and that record went to number one.

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Every concert they do, the concerts you've been to before,

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this has been in their dressing room.

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It's now priceless to JLS. Have a feel of it, be careful.

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It's a very nice vase.

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Come and have a look at some of the other stuff.

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The show has changed a little bit from last time.

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'Keep an eye on dad.

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'Remember, he's in on this.'

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SMASH!

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-What have you done? Man, oh, man.

-I just tripped.

-Dear me.

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We'll have to go and get a dustpan and brush or something.

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Don't go anywhere near it, you'll cut yourself. I'll be back in a minute.

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-Did you really just do that?

-You've broken their precious vase.

-Dad!

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-I stubbed my toe. I think I've broken my toe.

-I feel so bad.

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'You should feel bad, you're wearing JLS's clothes,

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'you've eaten their special chocolate,

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'and now their precious vase has smashed

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'and there is worse to come.'

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Um, right, I've got some good news and bad news.

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The good news is that JLS are here,

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and they're going to come in here now.

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Listen, the trouble is I don't have permission to be in here.

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I'm sorry, I've lied to you. I think we should hide or something.

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If they come in here I'll lose my job. Just hide, quick, quick.

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Hide behind the table or something.

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Don't make a noise, my job's on the line.

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Please. Jamie, I'm so sorry.

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'Here come JLS. Remember, they're in on the wind up too.'

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-That journey was so long, man.

-I'm so tired. Tired, man.

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Where is the chocolates at?

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Who's been eating my chocolate?

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Someone's been trying on our clothes.

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-Who smashed the vase?

-Oh, man.

-Where's the security guard.

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Someone's been in this room, who...

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'Come out, come out, wherever you are.'

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Listen, I'm not a security guard,

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but I came in because I saw these four people in here

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and they've been trying your clothes on, the guy smashed your vase.

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They're down here.

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Do you think that's funny?

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One of them's the daughter and I've got photographs of them.

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-I've got photographic evidence it was them.

-That's not fair.

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-This is my favourite vase.

-I know.

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-Someone's taken all of our underwear for the show.

-They're wearing it.

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-'I think this has gone far enough.'

-We're only joking, girls.

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-This is all a wind up.

-Sam and Mark's Friday Wind-Up.

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You guys have just been Smarked!

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'Jess, Molly and Rebecca have been well and truly Smarked.

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'Thanks, JLS.'

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Time now for a quick hit.

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Take one fake photo booth and a rubber snake

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and this is what you get.

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SHE SCREAMS

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THEY SCREAM

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THEY SCREAM

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THEY SCREAM

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THEY SCREAM

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THEY SCREAM AND LAUGH

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-We are mean.

-We are, indeed.

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There's just time for one more of our favourite hidden camera pranks,

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so it's over to Liverpool, for another game of In Yer Face.

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-Let's see if Mark can level the scores.

-Probably not.

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-I'm taking Ellie.

-And I'm taking Abi.

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Let's get ready to rumble.

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Round One, Gas Man.

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Can these two stinkers pretend they're working

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for a completely made up gas company? First up, Sam.

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Gas man, gas man, gas man. Yay!

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It's one of my favourite ones. This will be brilliant.

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-You smell gas, you know who to call.

-OK, here are the rules.

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You're a gas man investigating a gas leak

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that's been reported in the area.

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I want you to knock on Abi's door.

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When Abi answers, ask her if she has smelt any gas

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and you must say the word gas five times during the conversation.

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-Do you reckon you can do that?

-I'll try my best.

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If Abi does say, "Are you Sam from Sam and Mark,"

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it is a very early bath for you, my friend.

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Do your thing, gas man. What's your accent going to be?

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-I think I'm going to go for Welsh.

-Oh, interesting.

0:21:300:21:33

Hello, there, I'm from Gas Gas Ltd.

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-We've had reports of a gas leak in the area. Have you smelt any gas?

-No.

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You haven't. Well, if you do smell any gas,

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-please get in touch with Gas Gas Ltd.

-OK.

0:21:490:21:52

Thank you very much.

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I now work for Gas Gas Ltd.

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Well, I'm going to work for Gas Gas Gas Gas Gas Ltd.

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Your turn, what's your accent going to be?

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-LIVERPUDLIAN ACCENT:

-Eh, have you smelt any gas?

-Right.

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So, Sam leads one, nowt. Next up, Mark.

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OK, Mark, I'm 1-0 up.

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I'm through to the next round if she says,

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"You're Mark from Sam and Mark," you are out of there.

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You watch me do this, this is going to be TV gold.

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Remember, you have to say the word gas at least five times.

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-Here we go, here we go.

-Excuse me, love.

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I'm the gas man from the gas company.

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There's been reports of a gas leak in the area recently.

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-Have you smelt any gas?

-No.

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You've not smelt any gas recently? No, OK.

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If you do smell any gas, get on the website.

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My website, it's called I've Got Gas, all right?

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It's in the phone book, as well. All right?

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Are you Mark?

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-Who's that?

-Mark from Sam and Mark.

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Yes, I am.

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-No!

-HE WAILS

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-Not in the first go.

-First round. What a fool.

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That's the first time anybody has ever got it first one.

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-How are you doing? High-five.

-All right, Mum.

-How are you doing?

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I'll high-five you, as well.

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That is the shortest day for me, ever.

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-Wow, you are rubbish.

-Did you not like me Scouse accent?

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Unbelievable scenes. So Sam's the winner.

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Let's see how far he can push it in Round Two, Artist.

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Can Monsieur Nixon draw a picture of his target without getting caught?

0:23:470:23:51

I cannot believe I'm saying this after round number one,

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-but well done.

-Thanks, mate.

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This is lovely for me now, because I've won.

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I can just bask in the glory and enjoy this.

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-I'm going to see how far I can take it.

-Lovely, look at you.

-Sorry.

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-You look ridiculous.

-Oh, I heard you, I'm just sorry.

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Here are the rules.

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You are an artist, painting in the park.

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But as Abi comes towards you, you need to paint a picture of her

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and give it to her.

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I'm just so in love with painting, I'm so in love,

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-I've done a little picture of you, Mark.

-What's that?

0:24:230:24:26

It's you holding up your hands and saying, "I'm rubbish at In Yer Face."

0:24:260:24:30

You are the worst artist ever, I hope she gets you on this one.

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FRENCH SONG PLAYS

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She's looking at you.

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Ah, bonjour. Picture?

0:24:470:24:49

-OK.

-Bonjour, bonjour.

0:24:510:24:54

Tres bien, tres bien.

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Stop saying bonjour.

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Do it quicker, mate. She's going to suss you out in a second.

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Come on.

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Come on, Abi, come on.

0:25:130:25:16

Tres bien, tres bien.

0:25:160:25:18

Surely, surely, you've got to get him.

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-Bonjour, you like?

-Yeah.

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Ah, tres bien.

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"Bonjour, you like."

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Thank you.

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Oh, yeah. By the way, that was the worst drawing ever.

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It really looked bad.

0:25:410:25:42

Oh, I am just so good at this.

0:25:450:25:49

It's the worst drawing ever.

0:25:490:25:53

I genuinely don't know if she knows. I don't think she does.

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So, Sam makes it 2-0.

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Can he now give an Oscar-winning performance as a female usher?

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I'm not talking about the pop star Usher,

0:26:010:26:03

I'm talking about people who work in cinema.

0:26:030:26:06

Oh, forget it. Let's move on.

0:26:060:26:07

-Sam Nixon, you're looking absolutely foxy, may I say.

-Thanks.

0:26:070:26:11

-I'm loving the pigtails.

-Are you eating popcorn?

-No.

0:26:110:26:14

-You are, aren't you?

-A little bit.

-Brilliant. Enjoy it.

0:26:140:26:19

Sam, when Abi comes in, I want you to obviously take her ticket.

0:26:190:26:23

Tell her which cinema she needs to go to and I also want you to

0:26:230:26:26

get in a certain word that I will give to you at the appropriate time.

0:26:260:26:30

-OK.

-Good luck.

-Thank you.

-I'll eat my popcorn now.

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-Mate, how are you feeling?

-A bit nervous.

0:26:360:26:38

You should do, you look ridiculous.

0:26:380:26:40

You're the loser here. Here they come.

0:26:400:26:42

Hiya, you all right? How are you doing?

0:26:460:26:48

Can I see your tickets, please?

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Thank you very much. And it's screen one, OK?

0:26:500:26:53

-That's brilliant.

-We need our 3-D glasses, as well.

-Of course, yes.

0:26:530:26:57

No worries, no worries.

0:26:570:26:58

'The word I want you to get in is potato.'

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Oh, potato. I dropped it.

0:27:010:27:03

-There's your 3-D glasses.

-Thank you.

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And it's the first one on the right, just down there.

0:27:070:27:10

-Off you go, there's your ticket. Thank you very much.

-Thanks.

0:27:100:27:13

Bye, enjoy the film. Bye.

0:27:130:27:15

"Potato, I've dropped it." Are you kidding?

0:27:150:27:19

She's coming back, she's coming back.

0:27:220:27:25

You look quite familiar, like someone.

0:27:290:27:33

Say it, say it, say it.

0:27:330:27:34

-Do I? Who's that?

-Somebody off CBBC.

-CBBC, I love CBBC. Really?

0:27:340:27:39

I get that a lot. Is it Helen Skelton?

0:27:390:27:43

-No, it's Sam, from Sam and Mark.

-Finally!

0:27:430:27:47

I've been playing a little game with you all day.

0:27:520:27:56

And Mark's been playing the same game with your friend Ellie.

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I am so glad you didn't say anything

0:28:000:28:02

because that means that I'm the winner!

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Sam and Mark celebrate some of their favourite hidden camera pranks from Big Friday Wind-Up. JLS surprise three of their biggest fans and Sam and Mark go undercover in Kingston and Liverpool as they play In Yer Face.


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